to be rich sometime is a curse more than a blessing.that evil jb lkb is about 7 yrs older than handsome. why does such a handsome rich young man would really fall for such nasty bitch and fr jb some more? wtf!!
one of my li'l brother leetahsar's gang of laukuaybus is now in a very precarious situation. she could have her life suddenly terminated without warning.
the poor rich girl! her only handsome son finally married another younger laukuaybu fr JB. let's called teetujia. in hokkien that would be spider spirit. yep! the one that would suck a man dry of his cum, his money and finally his life!
lts lkb lived alone in a very very big mansion with her son. her husby didn't live with her. he lived with a mistress - obviously another teetujia. husby would only visit lts lkb once a mth to collect "maintenance" money so that he could maintain his lavish lifestyle of the other woman. that was about what the poor lts lkb was married to a male teetu or a teetukong.
teetujia was a hair washer girl. she was good. she washed lkb's handsome son from the wash-bashin to the bedroom of his. they had cohabit for many years. until of late, handsome was being coerced to marry her officially so that she could execute her next devious plan: to murder the poor lkb with the least or evidenceless incident.
lts lkb just had a nasty fall. her mobility was greatly quite adversely affected. it wasn't a fall as in a fall. it was a planned fall. teetujia had placed all over the floor some sticky rat glue using the reason to rid rats. her actual motive was to rid lkb cos she didn't tell her that she had placed sticky rat glue all over. and she did it in the middle of the night.
poor lkb! her regular night habit would she have to get up to pee. so it happened. she stepped on one of the sticky glue traps, tripped and fell. it was a blessing that she didn't die or went into cardiac arrest. unfortunately she fractured her leg and now in cast.
that was why she called my li'l brother leetahsar to tell him about her mishap.
and that was how i got this story to share with everyone here.
any suggestion, ideas or evil scheme to help poor lts lkb to rid that nasty evil jb lkb?
by the way, if lts lkb were to die, everything would belong to handsome, ltslkb's son and in turn everything cents would end up in the evil jb lkb.
now u see the entire scheme of events?
Sunday, March 24, 2013
the peril of a rich laukuaybu
Sunday, September 09, 2012
lament of a loving father
if u have read my UPHEAVAL OF LEETAHSAR, u should know the SI BEI brothers.
they have a very loving father would give each and every one something precious to hold on to. each child of his had a property, a car and a shop. for himself, he had none. he willed everything to all his wifeys and kids.
just a few nights ago, lauheelo rolanto asked me out to bring for a relaxing stroll in labrador park. as we strolled along, his lamented and began to pour griefs unto me. he revealed with a tone of disappointment that if he still possessed money and all the properties in his name, perhaps all the wifeys and children would treat me with more due respect.
i couldn't help to feel his sorry loneliness. since i was very closed to his boys - sibeikang and sibeipine, i had to remind him that he was underestimating the quality of his loved. they were definitely worth their characters in gold.
hope to have brought some relieve and consolation to the sad old man.....but actually i wasn't really sure how the depth of human characters could go. u can't tell until the circumstances and causes allow one to witness it.
Sunday, May 20, 2012
2 men, a sofa with a baby and one angry wifey
2 men, a sofa with a baby and one angry wifey
the handphone range. 9pm. it was SI BEI KANG. ya, it's our prodigal son now a prodigal father of two boys. he needed me badly. he pleading me to babysit his new ah boy who was about 15mths old. of course, i would love to. ah boy Leroy was a very cute and intelligent cheery baby. and he could walk and run. for his age, that was quite rare.
9.30am. honk, honk-honk, honk honk....honk..honk!!
si bei kang was here downstair with his trademark honky-tonky horning.
oh my god! his newest sexmboile was slight dented at the front. as anticipated, he needed to make a accident report. that was where i come in - nanny for ah boy leroy. instead of heading towards alexandra village where most of the vehicle repair shops were and where accident report could be made, si bei kang zoomed his sexmobile to river valley road.
it wasn't surprising to me cos whatever sibeikang told me in simple language usually ended up with very complicated motive. that's why his name SI BEI KANG!
he revealed that he needed to transport for a "friend" (any paying customers to him was a "friend") needed him to help transport a 2-seater sofa from river valley to THE SAILS at shenton way. what was i suppose to do? as usual (for dunno how many times already in the past), i realised i was again tricked to board his pirate ship sexmobile :(
sibeikang was one hunk with ultra human strength. if there was a capt AMERCIAN, we should be looking at CAPT SINGAPURA! single-handedly, he heaved the sofa and laid it in his sexmobile van. it was done in a jiffy. next would be heading to THE SAILS, a high-class luxurious private condominiums to unload. and our mission would be accomplished.
simple? yes?
well, NO!!
we reached THE SAILS, zoomed up the spirallying path to the carpark, unloaded the sofa for a very chiobu lady "friend". sibeikang followed her to her unit. awkard moments. i was left with ah boy leroy - our cute smart baby.
10 minutes passed...20...30 and the ahboy leroy lost his cool. he wanted daddy. and he want it now! no daddy in sight, he blast full force. wah...wah...wah...!! now what was this fattie nanny suppose to do? sang, made funny noises and all kind of nonsense which normally a grown man won't do just to appease a crybaby whose wailing was tearing the building down and bursting my eardrums.
great! baby stopped crying after i got to sing a baby song BROTHER JOHN like a "cute" old baby.
are u sleeping, are u sleeping brother john, brother john.
morning bell is ringing (x2)
ding dong bel (x2)
ok. my special baby sound effect pitch temporarily stopped (or stunt) the baby from crying. ah boy leroy looked blankly at me. smiled and began to chuckle. he tried to gargle the same tune i sang in baby voice. great! that was the cue that he wanted an encore. so here i went again R U SLEEPING (x2).......
when the gimmick got bored, demanding mafia ah boy leroy wailed aloud again.
of course, i knew he wanted his daddy sibeikang cos he had disappeared for almost more than an hour. what could he be doing? providing some "special personal service" to his very chiobu "friend". could they be both testing and frolicking on the sofa?
wah....wah...wah...!!! the siren of baby's warpath howling got louder and more piercing.
an old kaypoh lau auntie looked menancingly at me. gave a "u better shud ur bb up or else...." kind of intimidating glare and walked away. that didn't help much. the wailing continued. a passing guy, gave a sudden loud clap which startled the bb momentarily. ah boy leroy paused. eye following the clapping guy. turned and looked at me as to ask me: Who was that clapping idiot who just walked by?
i smiled at him and he let out another full blast siren.
sibeikang, where the hell are you?!!
called him at his mobile. it was switched off. now i began to panic cos bb was crying for too long. his shirt was drenched in sweat and tears. that's bad for any bb.
having no other choice, i finally called the wifey, sibeiKONG - the blur wifey of sibeikang.
"hello, kong, could u talk to your boy boy. he was crying non stop. speak louder please. i put u on speaker mode."
"bb, what's wrong, bb, my darling...?"
no effect. bb wailed even louder: "pa pa....pa pa....papa...wah...wah...wah...!!!"
"bob, what's wrong where's sibeikang??" now the wifey panic.
"er...he's tied down with a "friend" delivering a sofa..." i told her excluding the gender and especially avoiding the description a very chiobu "friend".
"haiya!! this bloody sbk!! always have to bring the bb to do all this nonsense!!" she fumed. " could u please bring the bb to walk about and try make him stop crying? i m busy now with work." clicked.
ya...that was easier said than done.
finally, daddy sibeikang appeared all flustered. well, what was taking him so long? blah..blah..blah...and blah....was all the crap explanation began pouring out.
off we hopped into the sexmobile. what took sibeikang so bloody long to deliver a sofa?
i think u don't wanna to know the details. ;)
the handphone range. 9pm. it was SI BEI KANG. ya, it's our prodigal son now a prodigal father of two boys. he needed me badly. he pleading me to babysit his new ah boy who was about 15mths old. of course, i would love to. ah boy Leroy was a very cute and intelligent cheery baby. and he could walk and run. for his age, that was quite rare.
9.30am. honk, honk-honk, honk honk....honk..honk!!
si bei kang was here downstair with his trademark honky-tonky horning.
oh my god! his newest sexmboile was slight dented at the front. as anticipated, he needed to make a accident report. that was where i come in - nanny for ah boy leroy. instead of heading towards alexandra village where most of the vehicle repair shops were and where accident report could be made, si bei kang zoomed his sexmobile to river valley road.
it wasn't surprising to me cos whatever sibeikang told me in simple language usually ended up with very complicated motive. that's why his name SI BEI KANG!
he revealed that he needed to transport for a "friend" (any paying customers to him was a "friend") needed him to help transport a 2-seater sofa from river valley to THE SAILS at shenton way. what was i suppose to do? as usual (for dunno how many times already in the past), i realised i was again tricked to board his pirate ship sexmobile :(
sibeikang was one hunk with ultra human strength. if there was a capt AMERCIAN, we should be looking at CAPT SINGAPURA! single-handedly, he heaved the sofa and laid it in his sexmobile van. it was done in a jiffy. next would be heading to THE SAILS, a high-class luxurious private condominiums to unload. and our mission would be accomplished.
simple? yes?
well, NO!!
we reached THE SAILS, zoomed up the spirallying path to the carpark, unloaded the sofa for a very chiobu lady "friend". sibeikang followed her to her unit. awkard moments. i was left with ah boy leroy - our cute smart baby.
10 minutes passed...20...30 and the ahboy leroy lost his cool. he wanted daddy. and he want it now! no daddy in sight, he blast full force. wah...wah...wah...!! now what was this fattie nanny suppose to do? sang, made funny noises and all kind of nonsense which normally a grown man won't do just to appease a crybaby whose wailing was tearing the building down and bursting my eardrums.
great! baby stopped crying after i got to sing a baby song BROTHER JOHN like a "cute" old baby.
are u sleeping, are u sleeping brother john, brother john.
morning bell is ringing (x2)
ding dong bel (x2)
ok. my special baby sound effect pitch temporarily stopped (or stunt) the baby from crying. ah boy leroy looked blankly at me. smiled and began to chuckle. he tried to gargle the same tune i sang in baby voice. great! that was the cue that he wanted an encore. so here i went again R U SLEEPING (x2).......
when the gimmick got bored, demanding mafia ah boy leroy wailed aloud again.
of course, i knew he wanted his daddy sibeikang cos he had disappeared for almost more than an hour. what could he be doing? providing some "special personal service" to his very chiobu "friend". could they be both testing and frolicking on the sofa?
wah....wah...wah...!!! the siren of baby's warpath howling got louder and more piercing.
an old kaypoh lau auntie looked menancingly at me. gave a "u better shud ur bb up or else...." kind of intimidating glare and walked away. that didn't help much. the wailing continued. a passing guy, gave a sudden loud clap which startled the bb momentarily. ah boy leroy paused. eye following the clapping guy. turned and looked at me as to ask me: Who was that clapping idiot who just walked by?
i smiled at him and he let out another full blast siren.
sibeikang, where the hell are you?!!
called him at his mobile. it was switched off. now i began to panic cos bb was crying for too long. his shirt was drenched in sweat and tears. that's bad for any bb.
having no other choice, i finally called the wifey, sibeiKONG - the blur wifey of sibeikang.
"hello, kong, could u talk to your boy boy. he was crying non stop. speak louder please. i put u on speaker mode."
"bb, what's wrong, bb, my darling...?"
no effect. bb wailed even louder: "pa pa....pa pa....papa...wah...wah...wah...!!!"
"bob, what's wrong where's sibeikang??" now the wifey panic.
"er...he's tied down with a "friend" delivering a sofa..." i told her excluding the gender and especially avoiding the description a very chiobu "friend".
"haiya!! this bloody sbk!! always have to bring the bb to do all this nonsense!!" she fumed. " could u please bring the bb to walk about and try make him stop crying? i m busy now with work." clicked.
ya...that was easier said than done.
finally, daddy sibeikang appeared all flustered. well, what was taking him so long? blah..blah..blah...and blah....was all the crap explanation began pouring out.
off we hopped into the sexmobile. what took sibeikang so bloody long to deliver a sofa?
i think u don't wanna to know the details. ;)
Thursday, July 28, 2011
the mrbrown show: In a Fun Pack (video)
the mrbrown show: In a Fun Pack (video)
wow lau eh! mrbrown's FUNPACK soungs like a sad offering for the HUNGRY GHOSTS FESTIVAL.
wow lau eh! mrbrown's FUNPACK soungs like a sad offering for the HUNGRY GHOSTS FESTIVAL.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
sadistic teachers i encountered when i was cute student
i m condensing schooldays tortures by sadistic teachers so the my kids reading this would realise how lucky they are now. so my advice to them: STOP BULLYING YOUR TEACHERS! or else!
in my era, primary schools were plagued by sadistic teachers. the ministry of education was totally ignorant of little's primary school kids' suffering.
beside having to fend off school bullies, kids would have to tolerate the physical suffering inflicted by sado-masochistic teachers. don't think they were just male ones, the bitches teachers were even nastier.
i shall relate what usually poor kids faced last time and tell my own kids how lucky they are now. one verbal insult fr any of their teachers now would land the poor teacher being interrogated by higher ed authority.
in the past, if parents dare criticised the teacher, their kid was as good as a marked cooked goosling!
the pri sch which i once attended was no more. its funny name was eternally obliterated. in fact many schools along pasir panjang rd are now gone. who ve ever heard of kampog jagoh malay school, batu berlayer, labrador or pasir panjang pri sch now?
gone for good....but the sadistic memories linger on.
EXCLAIMATION MARK, COMMA, COLONS AND HYPHEN
what are they? quotation marks? correct! except during my pri sch days, they were description for physical punishment notoriously applied by a bitchy skinny teacher who executed them in perfect finesse/
ms ng (her real name) was a scrawny teacher with long straight hair. one of her very memorable mannerism: tearing her own hair and showing to the class her clutches of stripped strands. she was just bone and skin with a very thick nerdy specs. don't be misled by her weak small framed. when she executed her QUOTATION MARKS stance to punish students, it really smart!!
exclaimatio mark ! : one hard slap down on the head and a punch to the tummy. ms ng: i m going to give u an EXCLAIMATION MARK! smack! punch! poor student bent and groaned. some ended up crying.
comma , - pinching. guess where her favorite spot to land her sharp nails on and twist? the poor kid's nipple! she would pinch there in perverted delight. if she pinched the right nipple, the poor kid bent right, pinch the left, s/he bent left. she would release after she was done with all her ranting. by then, poor kid would have one bigger nipple then the other.
colon : - poor kid had a choice. either 2 punch or 2 twist at the both nipples. usually, ms ng would chose the latter. yep! the nipples again. this time both so kid ended up 2 swollen nipples.
hyphen - - was the worst. she gestured...and she gestured. the poor kid responded and tried to siam. then she ranted and scolded....the poor kid got mesmerised and then SLAP! on big tight slap across the cheek!! usually, poor kid would ve to live with 5-fingers imprint for the rest of the day or 2.
and that was just a ms ng alone. there were more such as SWEE TP nicknamed swee toilet paper, ho WC and a pretty but equally deadly ms maggie hoe. and don't u forget the principal. lagi jialat!!
sadly i was the prefect. because i was adorably cute, i was upgraded to be the HEAD PREFECT. all the class monitors and prefects had to obey my orders. together we caught talkative kids, naughty kids and kids who dare offend me to be sadistically and brutally punished by the QUOTATION MARKS tortures.
it was such a sin to be cute.
Originally Posted by erection2011
i can believe the harsh treatment from the teachers but a bit hard to stretch my imagination to believe the 'cute leetahbar ' bit. More so when i look at your avatar. Lol.
then u must be quite young and lucky to have avoided my era which going to school could be a real torture. beside facing school bullies, there were the sadistic teachers to avoid. by the way, complaints to MOE then wasn't in style yet and parents then always sided with the teachers.
SWEE TOILET PAPER
next teacher notoriously etched in my mind was SWEE TP or Toilet paper the kids nicknamed him.
up till today, i still couldn't figure out why such a cruel sadistic sick man would ever wanna be a teacher and a very bad one too. he didn't teach or rather he always skivved in his lesson. either he was late or very very late or appeared only to end the lesson in a jiffy.
when he did appear, it wasn't really for lesson, he was there to sadistise the class of poor terrified kids.
SWEE TP was also a bloody lau teeko! he would always ask the cute malay class monitoress to come up to him and of all the gross behaviour, demanded her to sit on his lap. he would help her by her waist. i could be sure he was caressing monitoress siti's butts. it was simpy disgusting!!
he would frivolously conduct lesson in such manner with siti on his lap. when he got bored, he would just randomly pick one of the bigger boy in the class and ordered him to step up to the front when martial punishment began....
i remember the biggest and must rugged boy in my class then was called rahman. swee would demand him to bend down. with his butts protuded, he would kick it quite hard.splaaaac!! it could be heard loudly even at the back of the class. rahman would shriek in pain, "adio...adio....tolong, sir...tolong...!!" he would plead with the sick teacher. he only left him off after much @*&XX#$!! yelling.
those grotesque grimaces fr swee toilet paper would frequently invoked nightmares in many kids who sometime who fantasised how they got even with him during casual chats.
when i left the primary school, swee tp was still there as a teacher. i couldn't help but sympathise the next batch of unfortunate students would have him as their form teacher - a very sicko sadistic fucker.
sweet but equally sadistic miss maggie hoe
how could i miss the prettiest teacher in our school! she was the school music teacher and was the sweetest. but i wonder whether was her heavy makeup that made her pretty or the sick beauty that masked a sadistic nature beneaht?
when she started yelling the class to shuddup, her voice turned coarse like a wicked hag. no joke! the class was terrified by that sudden change of sweet voice to hoarse croak. everyone i remembered were rumouring that ms maggie hoe could be a pontianak!
and yes, her favorite punishment is the HYPHEN - a sharp slap acrosse the cheek and without warning! and yes again, those who kena got the 5 fingers reddish imprint on the cheek.
the other secret weapon she used was a very sturdy hard 12 inches ruler. either she would ask a student to stretch out his hand, palm facing downwards and she would slit down the hard ruler by the narrow part instead of the flat. wow!! this one sure fractured brittle little hand bones or at least caused a blue black streak.
her next torture style would be instead of using her hand to slap, she used the flat of the ruler to slap. this time u would have the number of inches markings reddish imprint on the cheek. damn jialat!!
most of time, sadistic teachers were very handy - they used their hands, leg, rulers etc to execute their punishment.
the next teacher was WC ho. he was nicknamed ko lo qin which means a very tall man and co-incidentally was also the name of a canto tv actor during my era. wc ho's speciality was throwing darts using pieces of chalks. in fact, all his weapons were related to the blackboard.
someitme in order to keep the class quiet instead of yelling the guts out, wc ho would use his nail and scratched the blackboard. the screeching high frequency noise would send goose pimples on the students and quiet down immediately. if any students spotted still chatting away, he would surely be hit by a flying missile chalk from wc ho's deadly aim.
that student would be called out, made to stand on the chair ( sometimes, the desk) and a piece of chalk would be stuck in
a piece of big shit!
oh the sai story!!
this sai or shit was the worst from sadistic teachers. one chinese teacher i remember was innocently blur but no lesser hideously sadistic unwittingly.
this incident was funny but real....
student with stomachache: teacher, can i go toilet please?
chinese teacher: NO! sit down n shuddup!!
student: please teacher....my tummy ache.
chinese teacher: shuddup n sit!!
before he could blurt another word, pooooooo.....one big piece of shit drop out of his shorts and the whole class stank!!
the shit chinese language teacher after witnessing such a big piece of shit dropping out infront of him from the petite pupil suffered henceforth from some paranoid. whenever any students came up to him, he would tell them YES, GO!! even before he could ask him whether he could go toilet or not.
no more SHUDDUP! SIT!!
capital punishment from a greater sadistic school principal
how i missed the first ang mo lady principal during my primary school. she was such a kind gentle lady. and she was ang mo who was rare in some ulu kampong school. so here's to mrs baptist in her everlasting eternal peace with the LORD. (presumed she should be dead by now and probably reincarnated as another kindly motherly principal, hopefully ).
she quit when i was in primary 3. a new chinese shortie principal replaced her. to tell u honestly, this new shortie was like the reincarnation of malboro tan. such resemblance!! and yes, he was evil and sadistic.
not long after he took over as the new principal, capital punishment was introduced into the school. again, rahman - my class big bully was being made the sacrificial virgin lamb to show off the prowess of sadism by the new evil shortie principal mr ong.
after delivering a lectureful of sermon, the official punishing weapon was revealed to school assembly. the children were awed by it. yap! it was an awesome 3 footer extra large ruler!
infront of the whole assembly, rahman the bully was ordered to bent down. whack! a loud crack was smacked into his buttock! no mic. no amplifier. the whole assembly heard the sound....and beads of sweats dripped from most stupedified students. me included!
rahman limped when he walked for the next few day. he showed some of us his butt. yep! monster ruler's imprint was there - red hot and swollen!
and that concludes the sadistic phase of my primary school life - days of innoncence, mischiefs, fun and devious punishment meted out by a bunch of sadistic teachers.
it's all past now and i hope none of those sadism ever happen in this era. kids are luckier now. the parents are so good at complaining to the relevant authority.
then again, teachers are there to be respected and not feared. teachers should upkeep that image and mould the future generation. that's what teachers are meant to be and that what they should shine upon.
in my era, primary schools were plagued by sadistic teachers. the ministry of education was totally ignorant of little's primary school kids' suffering.
beside having to fend off school bullies, kids would have to tolerate the physical suffering inflicted by sado-masochistic teachers. don't think they were just male ones, the bitches teachers were even nastier.
i shall relate what usually poor kids faced last time and tell my own kids how lucky they are now. one verbal insult fr any of their teachers now would land the poor teacher being interrogated by higher ed authority.
in the past, if parents dare criticised the teacher, their kid was as good as a marked cooked goosling!
the pri sch which i once attended was no more. its funny name was eternally obliterated. in fact many schools along pasir panjang rd are now gone. who ve ever heard of kampog jagoh malay school, batu berlayer, labrador or pasir panjang pri sch now?
gone for good....but the sadistic memories linger on.
EXCLAIMATION MARK, COMMA, COLONS AND HYPHEN
what are they? quotation marks? correct! except during my pri sch days, they were description for physical punishment notoriously applied by a bitchy skinny teacher who executed them in perfect finesse/
ms ng (her real name) was a scrawny teacher with long straight hair. one of her very memorable mannerism: tearing her own hair and showing to the class her clutches of stripped strands. she was just bone and skin with a very thick nerdy specs. don't be misled by her weak small framed. when she executed her QUOTATION MARKS stance to punish students, it really smart!!
exclaimatio mark ! : one hard slap down on the head and a punch to the tummy. ms ng: i m going to give u an EXCLAIMATION MARK! smack! punch! poor student bent and groaned. some ended up crying.
comma , - pinching. guess where her favorite spot to land her sharp nails on and twist? the poor kid's nipple! she would pinch there in perverted delight. if she pinched the right nipple, the poor kid bent right, pinch the left, s/he bent left. she would release after she was done with all her ranting. by then, poor kid would have one bigger nipple then the other.
colon : - poor kid had a choice. either 2 punch or 2 twist at the both nipples. usually, ms ng would chose the latter. yep! the nipples again. this time both so kid ended up 2 swollen nipples.
hyphen - - was the worst. she gestured...and she gestured. the poor kid responded and tried to siam. then she ranted and scolded....the poor kid got mesmerised and then SLAP! on big tight slap across the cheek!! usually, poor kid would ve to live with 5-fingers imprint for the rest of the day or 2.
and that was just a ms ng alone. there were more such as SWEE TP nicknamed swee toilet paper, ho WC and a pretty but equally deadly ms maggie hoe. and don't u forget the principal. lagi jialat!!
sadly i was the prefect. because i was adorably cute, i was upgraded to be the HEAD PREFECT. all the class monitors and prefects had to obey my orders. together we caught talkative kids, naughty kids and kids who dare offend me to be sadistically and brutally punished by the QUOTATION MARKS tortures.
it was such a sin to be cute.
Originally Posted by erection2011
i can believe the harsh treatment from the teachers but a bit hard to stretch my imagination to believe the 'cute leetahbar ' bit. More so when i look at your avatar. Lol.
then u must be quite young and lucky to have avoided my era which going to school could be a real torture. beside facing school bullies, there were the sadistic teachers to avoid. by the way, complaints to MOE then wasn't in style yet and parents then always sided with the teachers.
SWEE TOILET PAPER
next teacher notoriously etched in my mind was SWEE TP or Toilet paper the kids nicknamed him.
up till today, i still couldn't figure out why such a cruel sadistic sick man would ever wanna be a teacher and a very bad one too. he didn't teach or rather he always skivved in his lesson. either he was late or very very late or appeared only to end the lesson in a jiffy.
when he did appear, it wasn't really for lesson, he was there to sadistise the class of poor terrified kids.
SWEE TP was also a bloody lau teeko! he would always ask the cute malay class monitoress to come up to him and of all the gross behaviour, demanded her to sit on his lap. he would help her by her waist. i could be sure he was caressing monitoress siti's butts. it was simpy disgusting!!
he would frivolously conduct lesson in such manner with siti on his lap. when he got bored, he would just randomly pick one of the bigger boy in the class and ordered him to step up to the front when martial punishment began....
i remember the biggest and must rugged boy in my class then was called rahman. swee would demand him to bend down. with his butts protuded, he would kick it quite hard.splaaaac!! it could be heard loudly even at the back of the class. rahman would shriek in pain, "adio...adio....tolong, sir...tolong...!!" he would plead with the sick teacher. he only left him off after much @*&XX#$!! yelling.
those grotesque grimaces fr swee toilet paper would frequently invoked nightmares in many kids who sometime who fantasised how they got even with him during casual chats.
when i left the primary school, swee tp was still there as a teacher. i couldn't help but sympathise the next batch of unfortunate students would have him as their form teacher - a very sicko sadistic fucker.
sweet but equally sadistic miss maggie hoe
how could i miss the prettiest teacher in our school! she was the school music teacher and was the sweetest. but i wonder whether was her heavy makeup that made her pretty or the sick beauty that masked a sadistic nature beneaht?
when she started yelling the class to shuddup, her voice turned coarse like a wicked hag. no joke! the class was terrified by that sudden change of sweet voice to hoarse croak. everyone i remembered were rumouring that ms maggie hoe could be a pontianak!
and yes, her favorite punishment is the HYPHEN - a sharp slap acrosse the cheek and without warning! and yes again, those who kena got the 5 fingers reddish imprint on the cheek.
the other secret weapon she used was a very sturdy hard 12 inches ruler. either she would ask a student to stretch out his hand, palm facing downwards and she would slit down the hard ruler by the narrow part instead of the flat. wow!! this one sure fractured brittle little hand bones or at least caused a blue black streak.
her next torture style would be instead of using her hand to slap, she used the flat of the ruler to slap. this time u would have the number of inches markings reddish imprint on the cheek. damn jialat!!
most of time, sadistic teachers were very handy - they used their hands, leg, rulers etc to execute their punishment.
the next teacher was WC ho. he was nicknamed ko lo qin which means a very tall man and co-incidentally was also the name of a canto tv actor during my era. wc ho's speciality was throwing darts using pieces of chalks. in fact, all his weapons were related to the blackboard.
someitme in order to keep the class quiet instead of yelling the guts out, wc ho would use his nail and scratched the blackboard. the screeching high frequency noise would send goose pimples on the students and quiet down immediately. if any students spotted still chatting away, he would surely be hit by a flying missile chalk from wc ho's deadly aim.
that student would be called out, made to stand on the chair ( sometimes, the desk) and a piece of chalk would be stuck in
a piece of big shit!
oh the sai story!!
this sai or shit was the worst from sadistic teachers. one chinese teacher i remember was innocently blur but no lesser hideously sadistic unwittingly.
this incident was funny but real....
student with stomachache: teacher, can i go toilet please?
chinese teacher: NO! sit down n shuddup!!
student: please teacher....my tummy ache.
chinese teacher: shuddup n sit!!
before he could blurt another word, pooooooo.....one big piece of shit drop out of his shorts and the whole class stank!!
the shit chinese language teacher after witnessing such a big piece of shit dropping out infront of him from the petite pupil suffered henceforth from some paranoid. whenever any students came up to him, he would tell them YES, GO!! even before he could ask him whether he could go toilet or not.
no more SHUDDUP! SIT!!
capital punishment from a greater sadistic school principal
how i missed the first ang mo lady principal during my primary school. she was such a kind gentle lady. and she was ang mo who was rare in some ulu kampong school. so here's to mrs baptist in her everlasting eternal peace with the LORD. (presumed she should be dead by now and probably reincarnated as another kindly motherly principal, hopefully ).
she quit when i was in primary 3. a new chinese shortie principal replaced her. to tell u honestly, this new shortie was like the reincarnation of malboro tan. such resemblance!! and yes, he was evil and sadistic.
not long after he took over as the new principal, capital punishment was introduced into the school. again, rahman - my class big bully was being made the sacrificial virgin lamb to show off the prowess of sadism by the new evil shortie principal mr ong.
after delivering a lectureful of sermon, the official punishing weapon was revealed to school assembly. the children were awed by it. yap! it was an awesome 3 footer extra large ruler!
infront of the whole assembly, rahman the bully was ordered to bent down. whack! a loud crack was smacked into his buttock! no mic. no amplifier. the whole assembly heard the sound....and beads of sweats dripped from most stupedified students. me included!
rahman limped when he walked for the next few day. he showed some of us his butt. yep! monster ruler's imprint was there - red hot and swollen!
and that concludes the sadistic phase of my primary school life - days of innoncence, mischiefs, fun and devious punishment meted out by a bunch of sadistic teachers.
it's all past now and i hope none of those sadism ever happen in this era. kids are luckier now. the parents are so good at complaining to the relevant authority.
then again, teachers are there to be respected and not feared. teachers should upkeep that image and mould the future generation. that's what teachers are meant to be and that what they should shine upon.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
choo bee bee and SENTOSA COVE
Sentosa Cove death no foul play
By Leong Wee Keat | Posted: 28 December 2010 1442 hrs
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1101506/1/.html
SINGAPORE: The dead China national, whose naked body was found in a pool at Sentosa Cove in March, was paid S$800 by a businessman to accompany him at a nightclub and to have sex with him.
At Tuesday morning's Coroner's Inquiry hearing into her death, the police ruled out foul play in the death of Ms Li Hongyan.
The 24 year old's naked body was found floating in a swimming pool in a bungalow at Sentosa Cove on March 24.
Ms Li had followed the bungalow's owner Mr Adrian Chua home after the pair met at a nightclub in Havelock Road.
Mr Chua, who is the chief executive of real investment company RoundHill Capital, had proposed to pay Ms Li S$800 for accompanying him in the nightclub and spending the night with him.
The pair also downed a few alcoholic drinks that night.
When they got to his home, Ms Li drank a can of beer before the couple had sex.
Mr Chua testified on Tuesday morning that he did not use any physical force on Ms Li during sexual intercourse.
The 39-year-old then fell asleep at around 3am to 4am and was only awoken by two Sentosa rangers who informed him about the discovery of Ms Li's naked body.
Closed-circuit television camera recordings captured Ms Li, fully clothed, walking alone towards the bungalow's sliding doors leading to the swimming pool at about 3.50am.
Mr Chua's maid, Aye Aye Tun, testified that she locked the sliding doors before she went to sleep the previous night. Ms Aye also found some women's clothes on a chair near the swimming pool before making the grisly find.
No visible injuries was found on Ms Li's body.
The inquiry heard that those who knew the dead woman had also said she did not seem unhappy that night.
State Coroner Victor Yeo will deliver his findings later Tuesday.
i read this news with revealing shock. could my ex indo gf choo bee bee once liaised with this fella? she once told me she used to stay with one of her sgp male pal who owned a unit in sentosa cove. could she be there for more indecent proposal?
choo bee bee had disappeared without a trace after conning half of my meagre saving. a ploy she had used about a year back to ask me to transfer money to certain bank accounts of her "suppliers". she had promised to pay within 2 weeks....and now it was 1 year and 4 months. not only she didn't keep her promise, she had totally dissipated without a trace. was told that her so called BLISS SPA in jarkata had closed down too.
what really happened? well, i don't know. all i know that she cheated my money and truly disappointed me when all those while i treated like a dear sister. all thanks to SIBEI PINE, the cassonova pal who was the ex-bf of choo bee bee.
to aggravate matters, pals who knew about this matter are now smirking, delighting and teasing with evil humour that "i had benefitted much from my liaison with choo bee bee."
emptiness is form, form is emptiness.....
for what i had done with choo bee bee was purely platonic, ie, above the hip level and not diatonic. and being leetahsar, i can't be bothered by what others think or illustrate me to be. it's their minds, their forms and in reality it's my emptiness.
a police report was lodged so that if choo bee bee had conned others they should report to the police too.
By Leong Wee Keat | Posted: 28 December 2010 1442 hrs
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1101506/1/.html
SINGAPORE: The dead China national, whose naked body was found in a pool at Sentosa Cove in March, was paid S$800 by a businessman to accompany him at a nightclub and to have sex with him.
At Tuesday morning's Coroner's Inquiry hearing into her death, the police ruled out foul play in the death of Ms Li Hongyan.
The 24 year old's naked body was found floating in a swimming pool in a bungalow at Sentosa Cove on March 24.
Ms Li had followed the bungalow's owner Mr Adrian Chua home after the pair met at a nightclub in Havelock Road.
Mr Chua, who is the chief executive of real investment company RoundHill Capital, had proposed to pay Ms Li S$800 for accompanying him in the nightclub and spending the night with him.
The pair also downed a few alcoholic drinks that night.
When they got to his home, Ms Li drank a can of beer before the couple had sex.
Mr Chua testified on Tuesday morning that he did not use any physical force on Ms Li during sexual intercourse.
The 39-year-old then fell asleep at around 3am to 4am and was only awoken by two Sentosa rangers who informed him about the discovery of Ms Li's naked body.
Closed-circuit television camera recordings captured Ms Li, fully clothed, walking alone towards the bungalow's sliding doors leading to the swimming pool at about 3.50am.
Mr Chua's maid, Aye Aye Tun, testified that she locked the sliding doors before she went to sleep the previous night. Ms Aye also found some women's clothes on a chair near the swimming pool before making the grisly find.
No visible injuries was found on Ms Li's body.
The inquiry heard that those who knew the dead woman had also said she did not seem unhappy that night.
State Coroner Victor Yeo will deliver his findings later Tuesday.
i read this news with revealing shock. could my ex indo gf choo bee bee once liaised with this fella? she once told me she used to stay with one of her sgp male pal who owned a unit in sentosa cove. could she be there for more indecent proposal?
choo bee bee had disappeared without a trace after conning half of my meagre saving. a ploy she had used about a year back to ask me to transfer money to certain bank accounts of her "suppliers". she had promised to pay within 2 weeks....and now it was 1 year and 4 months. not only she didn't keep her promise, she had totally dissipated without a trace. was told that her so called BLISS SPA in jarkata had closed down too.
what really happened? well, i don't know. all i know that she cheated my money and truly disappointed me when all those while i treated like a dear sister. all thanks to SIBEI PINE, the cassonova pal who was the ex-bf of choo bee bee.
to aggravate matters, pals who knew about this matter are now smirking, delighting and teasing with evil humour that "i had benefitted much from my liaison with choo bee bee."
emptiness is form, form is emptiness.....
for what i had done with choo bee bee was purely platonic, ie, above the hip level and not diatonic. and being leetahsar, i can't be bothered by what others think or illustrate me to be. it's their minds, their forms and in reality it's my emptiness.
a police report was lodged so that if choo bee bee had conned others they should report to the police too.
Friday, October 15, 2010
tummy ache, choked toilets and no tissues
what a dreaded pooing morning i had to experience! after having dimsum with a forummer, all the misfortune of the poo had to dramatise. here's the article copy&paste:
well, my 2nd meetup with leetahsar took us to zi yean at lengkee rd. we were there for the dimsum breakfast. i was told it was good, cheap and near to the roadside. and precisely, that was what lee described.
it used to be 50% discount on dimsum there. now it's only 30% with all the prices increased which could only means in truth - there isn't any real discount.
this eatery located at the corner of old housing estate was quite illusive. i couldn't help to wonder with such economical dimsums, the place looked terribly desolated and deserted. lee and i were the only patrons there that morning. the serving staffs were seated around chatting away. and yes, most were PRCs.
the dimsums were passable. nothing really fantastic. i rushed to pay for the bill. it was really cheap for $19 with about 8 items inclusive of the very nice tie quan yin chinese tea with free refills.
lee suddenly came down with tummy ache and needed to poo. however, zi yean's toilet were horribly choked! without further ado, he told me to wait for him while he dashed off to the nearby lengkee cc to do his bigtime biz.
without long, my hp rang. it was lee who asked me to head to lengkee c c toilet and passed some toilet papers to him. he had done his biz but there wasn't any toilet papers!!
hahahaha....this was awkardly very funny! what to do for such a sweet clown? drove my merz there, went into the toilet and passed a whole box of tissue to him.
community centres are for the people, am i right to say that?
then what the heck there isn't provided toilet papers in the toilets??
i thought all this while singapore has evolved to be a more humane society. it seems that pap has much to evaluate their public responsibilities and the claim to being a "gracious lst world" country.
it does look very satirical when such petty and peevish matter still happens out of anticipation.
it's a very uncanny feeling. it was like deja vu....the past acquaintance i had when meeting up kelvin thum or bluesotong from the forum. a guy seemingly very friendly and "sincere" ended up as the worst pain in the arse for me :(
he is still around in the forums and stalking many new forummers who he suspects could be me. one wonders what does he indeed do for a decent living? a married family man with 2 grown up teenage sons and a virtuous wife who is an IMH nurse could in his jekyll and hyde mentality behaves in such strange perversion
a mental nutcasee? a stressed husband? or simply a sex pervert in his natural being?
i never learn...NOT TO MEET NEW FORUMMERS but heck!! this itching curiousity could be the death of me one day!!
well, my 2nd meetup with leetahsar took us to zi yean at lengkee rd. we were there for the dimsum breakfast. i was told it was good, cheap and near to the roadside. and precisely, that was what lee described.
it used to be 50% discount on dimsum there. now it's only 30% with all the prices increased which could only means in truth - there isn't any real discount.
this eatery located at the corner of old housing estate was quite illusive. i couldn't help to wonder with such economical dimsums, the place looked terribly desolated and deserted. lee and i were the only patrons there that morning. the serving staffs were seated around chatting away. and yes, most were PRCs.
the dimsums were passable. nothing really fantastic. i rushed to pay for the bill. it was really cheap for $19 with about 8 items inclusive of the very nice tie quan yin chinese tea with free refills.
lee suddenly came down with tummy ache and needed to poo. however, zi yean's toilet were horribly choked! without further ado, he told me to wait for him while he dashed off to the nearby lengkee cc to do his bigtime biz.
without long, my hp rang. it was lee who asked me to head to lengkee c c toilet and passed some toilet papers to him. he had done his biz but there wasn't any toilet papers!!
hahahaha....this was awkardly very funny! what to do for such a sweet clown? drove my merz there, went into the toilet and passed a whole box of tissue to him.
community centres are for the people, am i right to say that?
then what the heck there isn't provided toilet papers in the toilets??
i thought all this while singapore has evolved to be a more humane society. it seems that pap has much to evaluate their public responsibilities and the claim to being a "gracious lst world" country.
it does look very satirical when such petty and peevish matter still happens out of anticipation.
it's a very uncanny feeling. it was like deja vu....the past acquaintance i had when meeting up kelvin thum or bluesotong from the forum. a guy seemingly very friendly and "sincere" ended up as the worst pain in the arse for me :(
he is still around in the forums and stalking many new forummers who he suspects could be me. one wonders what does he indeed do for a decent living? a married family man with 2 grown up teenage sons and a virtuous wife who is an IMH nurse could in his jekyll and hyde mentality behaves in such strange perversion
a mental nutcasee? a stressed husband? or simply a sex pervert in his natural being?
i never learn...NOT TO MEET NEW FORUMMERS but heck!! this itching curiousity could be the death of me one day!!
Monday, August 02, 2010
would a doctor dare ask this question to......
my poor auntie whose business was greatly affected when her market stall underwent upgrading. she was forced to re-locate not once but twice. by the time, she was back to her original stall in the upgraded market with increased rental in beo cresent, most of her saving was exhausted. she had used almost all for the shifting and refurbishing for the temporary stalls she was forced to shift to.
to aggravate her business being a small time neighbourhood market grocery stall, NTUC set up shop just next to the upgraded market. her business had dwindled even worst. in the end, she was forced to return the stall to HDB. her trouble was far from over. very soon, she fell victim to dementia and could recognise only a few familiar faces.
initially, i was lucky she could still remember me. then later, she was quite blank....and now suddenly she fainted and was admitted to the hospital.
this morning, cousin choon drove my mum, my auntie ah kim (choon's mum) and me to SGH to visit my sick auntie.
visitors to hospitals now had to undergo stringent registration. they couldn't freely visit their invalid loved ones like the last time. H1N1 (bird-flu) could be one of the reasaons why the hospital was taking no chance in preventing the spreading of such new sickness which was quite contagious and fatal.
after recording our ID's particulars and having our hands stamped, we were allowed access into the wards after placing a sticker on our shirts.
there, i saw auntie laying motionless with tubing feed and ventilator over her nose. she was still unconscious since admittance. soon there was a young doctor who came to brief us about auntie's dreadful critical condition.
just before he began, auntie's youngest son and a grand-daughter, ah choo arrived. auntie didn't have her own children. her youngest son was adopted since he was a baby. ah choo belonged to her adoptive daughter.
the doctor began his briefing about my poor auntie's situation to us. he explained that auntie got a big void within her cerebellum which was filled with fluid. beside being afflicted with dementia senilis, she could be having a stroke before she fainted. whichever the case, her health was in a very sorry state. her pulse was irregular which could have a high chance to incur a cardiac arrest.
the doctor turned solemn and requested her immediate family members to endorse instruction whether to save her or to let her die peacefully. he stated the complication that should we prefer saving her, she might not wake up and remain permanently in a vegetative state. saving her in an emergency cardiac arrest would mean applying CPR which could fracture her ribs given her small and fragile frame.
my mum and ah choo, auntie's grand daughter were closed to tears. mum was very close to this elder sister of her. i was also holding back my tears. i just felt very sad for auntie who was such a good, generous and kindly soul in her healthier and happier times.
her good-for-nothing husband deserted her for china where he died there. she adopted 3 children: 2 boys and a girl and she toiled very hard to upbring them.
during her good old days when her business was very good, every chinese new year she would distribute cans of abalone, mushrooms and other canned food to all her siblings. mum used to get 2 cans of NEW MOON abalone among other goodies every year.
now she laid motionless and unconcious on the bed.....her bank saving practically zero.
the doctor told us that he needed an endorsement from us within the next 4 hours or so whether to save her or let her go peacefully should there be a life threatening emergency. neither mum, me or anyone else could decide. so we left it to auntie's own adoptive daughter for the final say.
meanwhile, i was asking myself this: "would a doctor attending someone's like mrs lee kwan yew dare ask the same life and death question?"
this is uniquely singapore! same situational patient but with different kind of anticipation.
personally, i would agree to let auntie go peacefully cos she has indeed toiled too strenously for her entire life. it's about time she would enjoy eternal peace and rest. she was 80.
auntie, i shall miss you....i shall miss your joviality, your cheerfulness, your kindness, your generosity but most of all i admire you for your courage and dexterity in overcoming all odds. you may have zero cent saving after toiling all this years and in such dire state now but to me dear auntie, you have already conquered all!
bless you auntie and peace be with you.....
to aggravate her business being a small time neighbourhood market grocery stall, NTUC set up shop just next to the upgraded market. her business had dwindled even worst. in the end, she was forced to return the stall to HDB. her trouble was far from over. very soon, she fell victim to dementia and could recognise only a few familiar faces.
initially, i was lucky she could still remember me. then later, she was quite blank....and now suddenly she fainted and was admitted to the hospital.
this morning, cousin choon drove my mum, my auntie ah kim (choon's mum) and me to SGH to visit my sick auntie.
visitors to hospitals now had to undergo stringent registration. they couldn't freely visit their invalid loved ones like the last time. H1N1 (bird-flu) could be one of the reasaons why the hospital was taking no chance in preventing the spreading of such new sickness which was quite contagious and fatal.
after recording our ID's particulars and having our hands stamped, we were allowed access into the wards after placing a sticker on our shirts.
there, i saw auntie laying motionless with tubing feed and ventilator over her nose. she was still unconscious since admittance. soon there was a young doctor who came to brief us about auntie's dreadful critical condition.
just before he began, auntie's youngest son and a grand-daughter, ah choo arrived. auntie didn't have her own children. her youngest son was adopted since he was a baby. ah choo belonged to her adoptive daughter.
the doctor began his briefing about my poor auntie's situation to us. he explained that auntie got a big void within her cerebellum which was filled with fluid. beside being afflicted with dementia senilis, she could be having a stroke before she fainted. whichever the case, her health was in a very sorry state. her pulse was irregular which could have a high chance to incur a cardiac arrest.
the doctor turned solemn and requested her immediate family members to endorse instruction whether to save her or to let her die peacefully. he stated the complication that should we prefer saving her, she might not wake up and remain permanently in a vegetative state. saving her in an emergency cardiac arrest would mean applying CPR which could fracture her ribs given her small and fragile frame.
my mum and ah choo, auntie's grand daughter were closed to tears. mum was very close to this elder sister of her. i was also holding back my tears. i just felt very sad for auntie who was such a good, generous and kindly soul in her healthier and happier times.
her good-for-nothing husband deserted her for china where he died there. she adopted 3 children: 2 boys and a girl and she toiled very hard to upbring them.
during her good old days when her business was very good, every chinese new year she would distribute cans of abalone, mushrooms and other canned food to all her siblings. mum used to get 2 cans of NEW MOON abalone among other goodies every year.
now she laid motionless and unconcious on the bed.....her bank saving practically zero.
the doctor told us that he needed an endorsement from us within the next 4 hours or so whether to save her or let her go peacefully should there be a life threatening emergency. neither mum, me or anyone else could decide. so we left it to auntie's own adoptive daughter for the final say.
meanwhile, i was asking myself this: "would a doctor attending someone's like mrs lee kwan yew dare ask the same life and death question?"
this is uniquely singapore! same situational patient but with different kind of anticipation.
personally, i would agree to let auntie go peacefully cos she has indeed toiled too strenously for her entire life. it's about time she would enjoy eternal peace and rest. she was 80.
auntie, i shall miss you....i shall miss your joviality, your cheerfulness, your kindness, your generosity but most of all i admire you for your courage and dexterity in overcoming all odds. you may have zero cent saving after toiling all this years and in such dire state now but to me dear auntie, you have already conquered all!
bless you auntie and peace be with you.....
Sunday, May 02, 2010
am i lazy, fussy or simply switched off?
STRAITS TIMES cheery report about the availability of jobs
a reader's letter to STFORUM about the dilemma his father faces about getting a job.
observe the stark contradiction. one of them is not telling the truth. no prize for guessing who is pinnochio.
i think i m SWITCHED OFF. relaxed and retired for good.
after losing my garden, i was conned to work for free for an avaricious contractor who still owed me 3 mths pays. not only that, all my plants from my bulldozed garden were migrated to his nursery. so there u have it! not only i didn't get any pay for doing quite a number of landscaping works for him, my plants were complimentary stocks to his nursery :(
i still had my few landscape maintenances to look after. that provided me with some form of regular income which was just barely sufficient to meet monthly expenses and groceries shopping.
but that didn't last long unfortunately. my guy who i had trained from a simpleton young farmer to now a self employed hotshot gardener in demand betrayed me. i didn't know - up till today - whether his falling from a tall ladder accident and thus crippling his arms was true or a faked up but the fact that he took the initiative to terminate ALL my garden maintenance contracts with my existing clients was something i didn't anticipate from him.
anyway, the fees collected from my garden contracts were mostly paid to him. i only pocketed about 30% of the amount collected as i also needed to visit and inspect the landscaped gardens which were once designed and constructed by me. surprisingly, this scenario didn't seem to faze me. i had sort of anticipated it long ago when i discovered he was already moonlighting behind my back.
so that was it. no more garden contracts to maintain. no more monthly income. luckily i still have a self-supporting talent and that was shares trading. it was retirement for me.... everyday was a relaxing day. no more stress. no more complaints like: bob, the leaves of my hibiscus are shedding. could u come and have a look?
it was good life. until i landed a part time job with a new reputable garden which opened up a branch in queensway. it was very near my home. working there was ok even though i was deducted every day 1 hr for lunch. (that wasn't told during the intereview and i worked through lunch until i realised that in my first month payceck) it was complicated working there.
their highly paid "sales director" was always leeching on me:(. i heard he borrowed money from almost everyone but without the decency to refund. soon, it was my turn to lend him without the hope of ever seeing my hard-earned money returning.
as i was still driving my pickup to work there, i was exploited to use my vehicle to help in the delivery with promise to supplement me with only $8 per trip regardless of how long the journey. out of responsibility, i obliged. but after many delivery assignments, there wasn't any extra money in my monthly cheque.
as if that wasn't enough, sometime i had to work very late past my agreed working time of 6pm. i had to continue working till 9pm. at about 7pm, it was dinner. again i was used and abused. sale director would request me to drive my vehicle to buy for him and some of the staffs dinner. (i presumed meals were provided). off i drove my vehicle buying dinner for myself and the rest of the staffs.
the sad part was: i wasn't reimbursed. that dinner money were paid out of my own pocket. ( i wonder whether the SD made a claim for it and pocket the meal allowances for himself and i ended up having to pay for it :(
though my title was a HORTICULTURIST, my job was bao ka liao situation. i had to sweep the floor. cleared the garden trash bins. ordered new stocks - plants, chemcials, etc. answered to cutomers' non stop queries about plants, about delayed deliveries, about host of other matters....
i even had to man the cashier. at the end of the day, i had to tally the sales. if there were extra $, the SD would take it. where the money went, only god and he knew! if the amount was lacking, to save all the troubles, i just topped it up to balance the account and i could go home to rest after a weary sweaty work day.
my deep passion for plants relieved me for being frustrated and exploited thus. unfortunately, the last straw came when the big boss arrived one day and told me that i needed to clock out and clock in when i did my plants delivery. the period while i was away was supposed to be deducted off from my hourly rated pay. my god!! for $8 using my pickup and petrol....and i faced the prospect of pay deduction?
it was about time i called it a day. i quit!
now, i saw this contradicting news/letter from the STRAITS TIMES. i wonder just how much does our labour ministry really side with the employees or continue to fake up cheerful news. cos if it's that authentic, i would be busy tiptoeing the daisies in a nice big nursery happy doing my gardening.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Friends or foes?
in the beginning, the first he met was his sweet ozzie dearie cantbeassed who loved his UPHEAVAL OF LEETAHSAR (it was completely DELETED in the old forum but can still be read here: http://upheavalofleetahsar.blogspot.com )
next on the list was surprisingly - NGEJAY, the nerd. before that ejay was an ardent flammer to whatever LTS posted. by a twist of fate, they ended up quite a pair of pals with same pyschic wavelength: they knew what was in each other's minds. weird, isn't it?
then along came max1418 and bluesotong who read his EAT A PAO, SIP A TEA, TAKE A SEAT & POON PEE PEE. it was a thread all about smelling the roses and appreciate the simple things in life and not being carried away in a rat race craving for more wealth.
then there was his free gardening class in the temple where he met even more neutral forummers who attended his class. most remained as his pals till now. they came from a wide array of lifestyle. there were cabdriver, cid, interior designer, sales executives, share broker and photo shop owner etc. the organising of this free gardening class was both a blessing, a curse and a shock revelation about the temple he used to volunteer as "kelefe". that would be another story from his blog.
the acquaintance with bluesotong was a curse in disguise. initially, sotong was trying to mimic the zaniness of LTS. he even tried to copy his style. bluesotong was the one who intro LTS to the troll, lamei. she tried to PM LTS but left our her personal name. it was dubious and so LTS ignored her emails. there were many he ignored cos they were nameless. how to respond? it could be a virus!
lamei was very bold indeed. she exploited sotong to get to meet LTS as she knew from the forum postings that sotong met up very often with LTS. so that was how LTS came to know lamei. sotong was having hidden intention in lamei but lamei wasn't really that simple either. she was harboring hidden motive in LTS. later, again through sotong, LTS met chiatilik with lamei in his mei ling hawker centre.
it was a very plain acquaintance...and so that was what the silly goon LTS thought. he thought it was just for a simple friendship to share simple interests especially in makan or just plain everyday qualms of life.
later, LTS got ngejay to meet up with the couple cos in his freaking twerped mind, he thought ngejay would be an asset to chiatilik who was quietly and secretly trying to establish THE CHIA DYNASTY with lamei being his concubine!
it was like a regular weekend meeting at mei ling hawker centre. after breakfast there, LTS would bring the would bunch to his humble home, served them his best OOLONG TEA or whatever he had in his house. the group lamei, chiatilik, ngejay n sotong would chit-chat for hours and hours. (he missed his favorite POWER RANGERS series every sat then. LOL!)
usually after the meeting, ngejay n LTS would hop into sotong's car and continue for lunch and some other activities like cheonging in geylang! surprisingly, sotong was the old bird here. he knew what lorongs had what sort of whores! gosh! it was surprising to LTS cos sotong appeared like a decent family man with 2 grown up boys and a IMH nurse wifey.
very soon, ramseth was added into the scene. lamei intro ramseth to LTS during their daily msn. one fine day, LTS striked lottery and decided to meet up ramseth and treat him to dimsum at turf's city AH YAT.
the inclusion of ramseth was the beginning to all the woes and feuds of the silly goon.
LTS checked on ramseth one day regarding the "funny" relationship of chiatilik n lamei. it didn't appear normal mere friends. to LTS - and many others especially the even more kaypohji-er sotong, it was more complicated. ramseth always trying to act as the "jedi" or the old wise and all-known one.
but things again wasn't as simple as that. after msn LTS, ramseth relayed to lamei what LTS asked. that alerted the troll and striked a panic button in her. she plotted to "skin the blur piggy" alive in chiatilik's office during the next meet up. it was a devious plot. ngejay was indirectly standing with the nervous couple and together they grilled LTS with question such as: IF U WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT ME AND CHIA, U COULD VE ASKED ME. WHY U ASKED RAMSETH?....
was it guilt? was it a self-defensive wall being built up? was it apprehension and anxiety that they suspected that LTS had already known what fishy business was going on?
actually, NO! LTS was a blurcock. he knew nothing. it was just his usual curiosity. but because of lamei's extreme fidgety, now LTS knew from A to Z!!
that spelled the end of a very dubious friendship after so many months. discords had been sown between them by the troll. that was also the last LTS continued to meet up with them....and that was also the beginning on the ongoing petty feud.
babaero11 was also one of the clowns LTS met in mei ling hc. he was very friendly initially. after much posting by LTS in the forum about his FR or field reports of meeting who n who and what and what had transpired, this pinoy's weird attitude changed for the worst!
he had also liaise with lamei in a way in msn cos LTS' dudi jixiaolan had unwittingly discovered that when he got his nic BANNED!! babaero11 was behind this and he could only know about such matter through lamei cos jixiaolan msn her and told her about a nic he registered for LTS to enable him to post. so how did babaero11 know it? right!! through lamei who was using her famous FLIRT&DESTROY stance and her nefarious "borrow other's parang for the kill" strategy!
the rest of the clowns and spammers here u see very often are probably from SDP IB. since lamei, ngejay and chiatilik now take refuge there, they have become their "patriots in the highest level". the little sdppy clowns there adore those 3 stooges. it is very strange that's why when they preach loudly their HUMAN RIGHTS, FREE SPEECHES AND DEMOCRAPSY cos they behave in another reversed and very deplorable cheapskate way.
and so, the feud shall continue until eternity. pettiness and miserly unresolved resentment and anger are what SDP and those 3 stooges are best dwelled in. with such negativity they harbour, they can never be doing anything but good to the society, to their family or even to their own personal friends.
if u believe in such clowns, u are bring sorrow, unhappiness and eventual sufferings to yourself and all those u love. precisely and sadly, this is also the type of mentality that is invading the minds of SDPPIES....and that's why this bunch of circus of clowns cannot be deem as "happy people".
not only that, being unhappy, unsatisfied and angry people, they would want to spread that negative influence to many peasants and hoping they would rev up mass anger and displeasure and distrust against our gov ...and finally cause chaos in our society.
so people, i implore u to think carefully their nefarious and destructive action. NEVER TRUST THE SDP!! THEY ARE ALL OUT TO BRING SINGAPORE DOWN!! u believe in them, u die pain pain and worst, without even knowing why!
next on the list was surprisingly - NGEJAY, the nerd. before that ejay was an ardent flammer to whatever LTS posted. by a twist of fate, they ended up quite a pair of pals with same pyschic wavelength: they knew what was in each other's minds. weird, isn't it?
then along came max1418 and bluesotong who read his EAT A PAO, SIP A TEA, TAKE A SEAT & POON PEE PEE. it was a thread all about smelling the roses and appreciate the simple things in life and not being carried away in a rat race craving for more wealth.
then there was his free gardening class in the temple where he met even more neutral forummers who attended his class. most remained as his pals till now. they came from a wide array of lifestyle. there were cabdriver, cid, interior designer, sales executives, share broker and photo shop owner etc. the organising of this free gardening class was both a blessing, a curse and a shock revelation about the temple he used to volunteer as "kelefe". that would be another story from his blog.
the acquaintance with bluesotong was a curse in disguise. initially, sotong was trying to mimic the zaniness of LTS. he even tried to copy his style. bluesotong was the one who intro LTS to the troll, lamei. she tried to PM LTS but left our her personal name. it was dubious and so LTS ignored her emails. there were many he ignored cos they were nameless. how to respond? it could be a virus!
lamei was very bold indeed. she exploited sotong to get to meet LTS as she knew from the forum postings that sotong met up very often with LTS. so that was how LTS came to know lamei. sotong was having hidden intention in lamei but lamei wasn't really that simple either. she was harboring hidden motive in LTS. later, again through sotong, LTS met chiatilik with lamei in his mei ling hawker centre.
it was a very plain acquaintance...and so that was what the silly goon LTS thought. he thought it was just for a simple friendship to share simple interests especially in makan or just plain everyday qualms of life.
later, LTS got ngejay to meet up with the couple cos in his freaking twerped mind, he thought ngejay would be an asset to chiatilik who was quietly and secretly trying to establish THE CHIA DYNASTY with lamei being his concubine!
it was like a regular weekend meeting at mei ling hawker centre. after breakfast there, LTS would bring the would bunch to his humble home, served them his best OOLONG TEA or whatever he had in his house. the group lamei, chiatilik, ngejay n sotong would chit-chat for hours and hours. (he missed his favorite POWER RANGERS series every sat then. LOL!)
usually after the meeting, ngejay n LTS would hop into sotong's car and continue for lunch and some other activities like cheonging in geylang! surprisingly, sotong was the old bird here. he knew what lorongs had what sort of whores! gosh! it was surprising to LTS cos sotong appeared like a decent family man with 2 grown up boys and a IMH nurse wifey.
very soon, ramseth was added into the scene. lamei intro ramseth to LTS during their daily msn. one fine day, LTS striked lottery and decided to meet up ramseth and treat him to dimsum at turf's city AH YAT.
the inclusion of ramseth was the beginning to all the woes and feuds of the silly goon.
LTS checked on ramseth one day regarding the "funny" relationship of chiatilik n lamei. it didn't appear normal mere friends. to LTS - and many others especially the even more kaypohji-er sotong, it was more complicated. ramseth always trying to act as the "jedi" or the old wise and all-known one.
but things again wasn't as simple as that. after msn LTS, ramseth relayed to lamei what LTS asked. that alerted the troll and striked a panic button in her. she plotted to "skin the blur piggy" alive in chiatilik's office during the next meet up. it was a devious plot. ngejay was indirectly standing with the nervous couple and together they grilled LTS with question such as: IF U WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT ME AND CHIA, U COULD VE ASKED ME. WHY U ASKED RAMSETH?....
was it guilt? was it a self-defensive wall being built up? was it apprehension and anxiety that they suspected that LTS had already known what fishy business was going on?
actually, NO! LTS was a blurcock. he knew nothing. it was just his usual curiosity. but because of lamei's extreme fidgety, now LTS knew from A to Z!!
that spelled the end of a very dubious friendship after so many months. discords had been sown between them by the troll. that was also the last LTS continued to meet up with them....and that was also the beginning on the ongoing petty feud.
babaero11 was also one of the clowns LTS met in mei ling hc. he was very friendly initially. after much posting by LTS in the forum about his FR or field reports of meeting who n who and what and what had transpired, this pinoy's weird attitude changed for the worst!
he had also liaise with lamei in a way in msn cos LTS' dudi jixiaolan had unwittingly discovered that when he got his nic BANNED!! babaero11 was behind this and he could only know about such matter through lamei cos jixiaolan msn her and told her about a nic he registered for LTS to enable him to post. so how did babaero11 know it? right!! through lamei who was using her famous FLIRT&DESTROY stance and her nefarious "borrow other's parang for the kill" strategy!
the rest of the clowns and spammers here u see very often are probably from SDP IB. since lamei, ngejay and chiatilik now take refuge there, they have become their "patriots in the highest level". the little sdppy clowns there adore those 3 stooges. it is very strange that's why when they preach loudly their HUMAN RIGHTS, FREE SPEECHES AND DEMOCRAPSY cos they behave in another reversed and very deplorable cheapskate way.
and so, the feud shall continue until eternity. pettiness and miserly unresolved resentment and anger are what SDP and those 3 stooges are best dwelled in. with such negativity they harbour, they can never be doing anything but good to the society, to their family or even to their own personal friends.
if u believe in such clowns, u are bring sorrow, unhappiness and eventual sufferings to yourself and all those u love. precisely and sadly, this is also the type of mentality that is invading the minds of SDPPIES....and that's why this bunch of circus of clowns cannot be deem as "happy people".
not only that, being unhappy, unsatisfied and angry people, they would want to spread that negative influence to many peasants and hoping they would rev up mass anger and displeasure and distrust against our gov ...and finally cause chaos in our society.
so people, i implore u to think carefully their nefarious and destructive action. NEVER TRUST THE SDP!! THEY ARE ALL OUT TO BRING SINGAPORE DOWN!! u believe in them, u die pain pain and worst, without even knowing why!
Tuesday, August 04, 2009
to me, everything good or bad is a BLESSING!
so 3 yrs have passed....and finally i couldn't believe it i got back my TITLE DEED!!
without any further hesitation, the next day, hurried to queenstown area office to re-processed the ownership as the join owner, my demised uncle's name need to be deleted and whole lease transferred into my name.
before i lost my deed, i had checked with HDB about the charges and processing fees involved. it was like $180 with the legal lease documents and $800 if without. since i lost it to my lauhanku's theft, i just left the matter as it was. who wanna pay $800+? it's preposterous and ridiculous that the bloody hdb is such an avaricious blood sucker!
a few days ago, things had changed for the better :)
i was at the hdb to do the title deed processing. i was suprised! the fee that i had to pay now was only $83.35! but if i didn't hand over the title deead documents, i would have to pay about $1,200! wow! it was a blessing indeed that if i did it before, it would have costed me at least $180! surely a blessing in disguise. heaven really loves this goon!
and so it was done. very fast in less than 15 minutes. the courteous counter officer even told me that within 3 days after they had lodged my documents, i could sell my house. the new processed documents would take about 3 to 6 mths before i would retrieve them back...but...I COULD SELL MY FLATS AFTER THE 3 DAYS!!
oh goodie!!n :)
without any further hesitation, the next day, hurried to queenstown area office to re-processed the ownership as the join owner, my demised uncle's name need to be deleted and whole lease transferred into my name.
before i lost my deed, i had checked with HDB about the charges and processing fees involved. it was like $180 with the legal lease documents and $800 if without. since i lost it to my lauhanku's theft, i just left the matter as it was. who wanna pay $800+? it's preposterous and ridiculous that the bloody hdb is such an avaricious blood sucker!
a few days ago, things had changed for the better :)
i was at the hdb to do the title deed processing. i was suprised! the fee that i had to pay now was only $83.35! but if i didn't hand over the title deead documents, i would have to pay about $1,200! wow! it was a blessing indeed that if i did it before, it would have costed me at least $180! surely a blessing in disguise. heaven really loves this goon!
and so it was done. very fast in less than 15 minutes. the courteous counter officer even told me that within 3 days after they had lodged my documents, i could sell my house. the new processed documents would take about 3 to 6 mths before i would retrieve them back...but...I COULD SELL MY FLATS AFTER THE 3 DAYS!!
oh goodie!!n :)
what's mine shall return to me - ordeal with my lauhanku
my flat's title deed was unexpectedly stolen by my bloody lauhanku - my father if u dunno what that term means. it's very difficult for me to address him as "father" cos a father would not steal from the family or cause so much sufferings and unhappiness.
the theft of my title deed was indeed a blessing in disguise and also the revelation about what kind of father i have. i ve lost that title deed for about 3 yrs. he has refuse to return it to me after the demise of my uncle who was my bloody lauhanku's elder brother and who was in a way "killed" by him :(
i had blogged that tragic incident where the bloody lauhanku nagged at my poor uncle until he toppled like a fallen tree. he was a 1.82 tall old man sitting as usual on his favorite sofa watching the tv. along came lauhanku, sat his butt down and started nagging and nagging and crescendo into scolding and scolding....
THUMP! my poor uncle who was receiving all these unnecssary insults fell and slumped onto the floor. he was still alert but his motor movement was like voided. he couldn't move and couldn't get himself back on his feet.
oh dear!! he was down with a stroke! immediately i called for an ambulanace. it was a good thing that my home was near to ALEXANDRA HOSPITAL. less than 15 mins, the nurse with the helpers were at my door steps. we heaved my obsessed uncle onto the stretcher. i helped too cos there were only 3 persons and with me made 4 to carry the heavy load down to the awaiting ambulance below.
poor uncle was admitted into the hospital. i visited him quite often for the next 2 weeks. during my last visit, he seemed to have quite recovered. his speech wasn't slurred. his movement was quite ok. he kept asking me when he could return home....i was a bit sad to tell him that he might not be able to return home. i didn't know why i told him so cos he seemed ok. but the words i splurted out became in such a weird way. i was a bit psychic...and soon i realised why i blurted those strange words: YOU WON'T BE COMING HOME....
the hospital called and asked permission to transfer my uncle to ANG MO KIO HOSPITAL for therapy. i told my old man not to accede and let uncle remained at ALEXANDRA HSP. there was therapy session there too and i don't understand why should he be transferred to so far. it would make visiting him a chore.
the bloody lauhan didn't heed my advice and went ahead to sign the transfer to ANG MO KIO HSP. my uncle was a very simple nice man who didn't harm any soul. when he was a teenager, he was caught by jap soldiers, tortured and whacked until a bit blur. it was surprising to me that he could speak JAPANESE! once i had jap customers coming to my shop to buy my plants, uncle actually was talking to them in jap. what a astonishment to me! he even interpretated how the japs admired my plants as "kawayi" or beautiful....
that nite after the transfer to ang mo kio, uncle was dead! his nightly habit was he had to pee. the hospital called about 3am to say that uncle had fallen from the bed and was in coma. about 6am another call to reveal that uncle had passed away without regaining consciousness.
i suspect that they must have lifted up the bed barricade and my uncle in his urgency to pee didn't know how to lower the barricades, lifted his long legs over, lost his balance and fell onto the floor triggering a heart attack....whatever it was, uncle was dead!
if the bloody lauhanku hadn't agreed to his transfer, he could be still alive till now. my uncle was a very healthy and strong man and never been sick before. he recovered very quickly from minor hitches like flu or fever. and now he was dead!!
not long after the passing of my uncle, my bloody lauhanku sneaked into my open bedroom and stole my TITLE DEED without my knowlegde until the fateful saturday during the regular weekend visit by the F4. (during that time, i still considered them as pals and brought them hom to serve them expensive chinese tea). i tried to look for the deed to show to the half past six lawyer, chiatilik....but it was gone. STOLEN!!
after a span of 3 yrs, the title deed returns to me...and all because it was a god-given moment of HEAVEN, EARTH AND MAN matching perfectly.....
it was a sunday, my brother carrot ta pau some carrot cakes n brought it to me. as i had just made some money from the share market recently, i bought my brother a bottle of ISSEY MIYAKE perfume which cost me $160! anyway, i knew my brother loved it and i loved my brother alot.
while eating the shiok fried chai tao kuay, i told carrot about my stolen title deed by the bloody lauhanku. carrot was irked by such action. he reassured me that he would go next door asked the old man and get it back for me. i pleaded with carrot not to be too foul tempered and tolong tolong keep his cool ...i didn't wanna see another bashing of the bloody lauhanku. mamalee was worried. carrot's wife, ji kee was also worried. they radioed me why i asked him to do so adding that i should leave the matter alone. i told them that the lauhan always going to hatyai to fuck spiders. what if he died cock standing there, then how? i couldn't find where he hid my title deed.
while we were arguing, there was loud shouting from the next flat. oh shit!! carrot, i tot i told u to cool down ur temper. i quickly went over to see what happened. carrot was lecturing my old man and warned him to behave himself, or else....i was so surprised that the old man suddenly became so docile and actually listened obediently to him. then i realised the reason. he got a forthcoming contract which he needed carrot to carry out for him.
my poor skinny brother...every year he would slough for the lauhan on his contracts but the lauhan never bother to pay him. the money would come to hanku's company credt but after getting the payment, lauhan had never made an effort to reimbursed carrot. NOTHING was paid to him. carrot, my dear brother is a wonderful swell guy! he treats the old man as a FATHER and so isn't too bothered whether he pays him or not. but times was really bad. how could the old man do business in such a way as to like "cheating" his own son?
in order to appease carrot that he would do his contract works, he kuai kuai returned my title deed. gosh!! i was so pleased i lifted my skinny carrot and thanked him profusely!! ah...there was another added bonus - he also paid some money to carrot. not really alot but at least something.
the theft of my title deed was indeed a blessing in disguise and also the revelation about what kind of father i have. i ve lost that title deed for about 3 yrs. he has refuse to return it to me after the demise of my uncle who was my bloody lauhanku's elder brother and who was in a way "killed" by him :(
i had blogged that tragic incident where the bloody lauhanku nagged at my poor uncle until he toppled like a fallen tree. he was a 1.82 tall old man sitting as usual on his favorite sofa watching the tv. along came lauhanku, sat his butt down and started nagging and nagging and crescendo into scolding and scolding....
THUMP! my poor uncle who was receiving all these unnecssary insults fell and slumped onto the floor. he was still alert but his motor movement was like voided. he couldn't move and couldn't get himself back on his feet.
oh dear!! he was down with a stroke! immediately i called for an ambulanace. it was a good thing that my home was near to ALEXANDRA HOSPITAL. less than 15 mins, the nurse with the helpers were at my door steps. we heaved my obsessed uncle onto the stretcher. i helped too cos there were only 3 persons and with me made 4 to carry the heavy load down to the awaiting ambulance below.
poor uncle was admitted into the hospital. i visited him quite often for the next 2 weeks. during my last visit, he seemed to have quite recovered. his speech wasn't slurred. his movement was quite ok. he kept asking me when he could return home....i was a bit sad to tell him that he might not be able to return home. i didn't know why i told him so cos he seemed ok. but the words i splurted out became in such a weird way. i was a bit psychic...and soon i realised why i blurted those strange words: YOU WON'T BE COMING HOME....
the hospital called and asked permission to transfer my uncle to ANG MO KIO HOSPITAL for therapy. i told my old man not to accede and let uncle remained at ALEXANDRA HSP. there was therapy session there too and i don't understand why should he be transferred to so far. it would make visiting him a chore.
the bloody lauhan didn't heed my advice and went ahead to sign the transfer to ANG MO KIO HSP. my uncle was a very simple nice man who didn't harm any soul. when he was a teenager, he was caught by jap soldiers, tortured and whacked until a bit blur. it was surprising to me that he could speak JAPANESE! once i had jap customers coming to my shop to buy my plants, uncle actually was talking to them in jap. what a astonishment to me! he even interpretated how the japs admired my plants as "kawayi" or beautiful....
that nite after the transfer to ang mo kio, uncle was dead! his nightly habit was he had to pee. the hospital called about 3am to say that uncle had fallen from the bed and was in coma. about 6am another call to reveal that uncle had passed away without regaining consciousness.
i suspect that they must have lifted up the bed barricade and my uncle in his urgency to pee didn't know how to lower the barricades, lifted his long legs over, lost his balance and fell onto the floor triggering a heart attack....whatever it was, uncle was dead!
if the bloody lauhanku hadn't agreed to his transfer, he could be still alive till now. my uncle was a very healthy and strong man and never been sick before. he recovered very quickly from minor hitches like flu or fever. and now he was dead!!
not long after the passing of my uncle, my bloody lauhanku sneaked into my open bedroom and stole my TITLE DEED without my knowlegde until the fateful saturday during the regular weekend visit by the F4. (during that time, i still considered them as pals and brought them hom to serve them expensive chinese tea). i tried to look for the deed to show to the half past six lawyer, chiatilik....but it was gone. STOLEN!!
after a span of 3 yrs, the title deed returns to me...and all because it was a god-given moment of HEAVEN, EARTH AND MAN matching perfectly.....
it was a sunday, my brother carrot ta pau some carrot cakes n brought it to me. as i had just made some money from the share market recently, i bought my brother a bottle of ISSEY MIYAKE perfume which cost me $160! anyway, i knew my brother loved it and i loved my brother alot.
while eating the shiok fried chai tao kuay, i told carrot about my stolen title deed by the bloody lauhanku. carrot was irked by such action. he reassured me that he would go next door asked the old man and get it back for me. i pleaded with carrot not to be too foul tempered and tolong tolong keep his cool ...i didn't wanna see another bashing of the bloody lauhanku. mamalee was worried. carrot's wife, ji kee was also worried. they radioed me why i asked him to do so adding that i should leave the matter alone. i told them that the lauhan always going to hatyai to fuck spiders. what if he died cock standing there, then how? i couldn't find where he hid my title deed.
while we were arguing, there was loud shouting from the next flat. oh shit!! carrot, i tot i told u to cool down ur temper. i quickly went over to see what happened. carrot was lecturing my old man and warned him to behave himself, or else....i was so surprised that the old man suddenly became so docile and actually listened obediently to him. then i realised the reason. he got a forthcoming contract which he needed carrot to carry out for him.
my poor skinny brother...every year he would slough for the lauhan on his contracts but the lauhan never bother to pay him. the money would come to hanku's company credt but after getting the payment, lauhan had never made an effort to reimbursed carrot. NOTHING was paid to him. carrot, my dear brother is a wonderful swell guy! he treats the old man as a FATHER and so isn't too bothered whether he pays him or not. but times was really bad. how could the old man do business in such a way as to like "cheating" his own son?
in order to appease carrot that he would do his contract works, he kuai kuai returned my title deed. gosh!! i was so pleased i lifted my skinny carrot and thanked him profusely!! ah...there was another added bonus - he also paid some money to carrot. not really alot but at least something.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
lamui's favorite food - LUPCHEONGS
Lamei Jaslyn Go "suan" KJ in her face book
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Jaslyn Go: I am honored that KJ think that i speak for 30 political parties in SG. Much as I like to accept the compliment I am afraid I am just a humble activist (who is standing trial for acting on my conviction) who is not a member of any political party.
Jaslyn Go: I hope to see more people coming forward to join me in standing / speaking up and effecting the reform of SG politics and not sitting in the comfort behind their computers behaving like a arm chair critic...
chia sai's lupcheong was just terrible. it was a TIGER HEAD with RAT-TAIL. it was awful!! it was terribly unfulfiling. hmmm....the nerd's one should taste better, as lamui thought to herself. you see, her favorite snack was LUPCHEONG or sausages or franks or in hokkien, we simply called it TWUI
ever since that fateful DAY of tasting the nerd's gift of cum spiked bayi chocs shaped in TWUI, she was grossly obsessed.
the boss of RP happened to be chocolaty dark and smelling divine unlike the nerd who was full of turdy stains. unwittingly, she was stimulated everytime his pic was shown in his FB which was like to her means "FUCKING BITCH". it sent waves of imaginery orgasmic vibrations into her desperate trolling cells. whenever she accessed it, she would wet the seat.
well, as the sayng goes: if u ve it, flaunt it, use it or in simple term - execute her nefarious FLIRT&DESTROY. she must have that chocolaty TWUI from the RP boss!!
in her usual slutty manner, she left a F&D massage - oops! message in the FB or FUCKING BITCH page hoping to entice and seduce her chocolaty TWUI - the precious rod of our latest hero in our martial arts in local politics world.
would RP boss succumb to her nasty F&D? would he give up RP CLAN and transfer all power to the SDP circus of clowns??
actually NO! sorry, no go for that lau go this time:p she overestimated the rattling of her skinny bony frame. guess for the time being, it would be TWUI from the nerd JJ - mon, wed, fri and then TWUI for her disppointing chia sai - tues, thurs and sat.
what's for sunday then? well, use ur imagination!! SUNDAY was purely for orgy lah!!
TIU YOUR TWUI!!
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Jaslyn Go: I am honored that KJ think that i speak for 30 political parties in SG. Much as I like to accept the compliment I am afraid I am just a humble activist (who is standing trial for acting on my conviction) who is not a member of any political party.
Jaslyn Go: I hope to see more people coming forward to join me in standing / speaking up and effecting the reform of SG politics and not sitting in the comfort behind their computers behaving like a arm chair critic...
chia sai's lupcheong was just terrible. it was a TIGER HEAD with RAT-TAIL. it was awful!! it was terribly unfulfiling. hmmm....the nerd's one should taste better, as lamui thought to herself. you see, her favorite snack was LUPCHEONG or sausages or franks or in hokkien, we simply called it TWUI
ever since that fateful DAY of tasting the nerd's gift of cum spiked bayi chocs shaped in TWUI, she was grossly obsessed.
the boss of RP happened to be chocolaty dark and smelling divine unlike the nerd who was full of turdy stains. unwittingly, she was stimulated everytime his pic was shown in his FB which was like to her means "FUCKING BITCH". it sent waves of imaginery orgasmic vibrations into her desperate trolling cells. whenever she accessed it, she would wet the seat.
well, as the sayng goes: if u ve it, flaunt it, use it or in simple term - execute her nefarious FLIRT&DESTROY. she must have that chocolaty TWUI from the RP boss!!
in her usual slutty manner, she left a F&D massage - oops! message in the FB or FUCKING BITCH page hoping to entice and seduce her chocolaty TWUI - the precious rod of our latest hero in our martial arts in local politics world.
would RP boss succumb to her nasty F&D? would he give up RP CLAN and transfer all power to the SDP circus of clowns??
actually NO! sorry, no go for that lau go this time:p she overestimated the rattling of her skinny bony frame. guess for the time being, it would be TWUI from the nerd JJ - mon, wed, fri and then TWUI for her disppointing chia sai - tues, thurs and sat.
what's for sunday then? well, use ur imagination!! SUNDAY was purely for orgy lah!!
TIU YOUR TWUI!!
Friday, July 24, 2009
have u bought your CK undies?
the goon leetahsar in red undies - pic modified courtesy by nasty forummer using photoshop.
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it's funny but shuck! let's ve some fun with our personal inner linings
my li'l brother LEETAHSAR finally wears a ck undies. it cost him $49.90! can u imagine that? LTS in a microfibre and dunno what material branded CK undies which cost a bomb!
one innocent question was suddenly posed to me: WHAT BRAND OF UNDIES DO YOU WEAR?
it caught me really off guard. it's very personal and only the silly goon could ask such silly personal question. BUT, it really started off a very humourous kopi talk.
so now, i pose this weird question to you:
WHAT BRAND OF UNDIES DO YOU WEAR?
this was from LTS. it just kept me laughing and spat out my food! sheesh!!
LTS: what brand of undies u wear under there huh?
me: why u ask? pervert huh?
lts: no lah. great sgp sale mah....tot of pampering myself with a ck. that one i picked in the swimming pool is quite tattered now....
me: huh? u wat in the swimming pool??
lts: i picked up a brand new ck undies there. u dunno meh? alamak!!! so many already knew i posted in the forum...hahahaha...!
me: piang! u deserved to be flame to crisp!! how could u pick other's undies...used one some! yuck!!
lts: how often could me pick a quite brand new CK? u dun pick, the cleaner will...and i m poor as a beggar, hor....
silent. "there u see, it's quite fitting what. XL some more - my size!" and lts lifted out part of the red strap of the ck to show it to me. shocking isn't it?
me: ....(silent in a state of shock)....
lts continued: u know hor....why m i asking u about undies?
me, sheepishly cos still shock: why?
lts: during our school days, i only got to wear SWAN cotton panties. u know, the one made in china. later, i upgraded it to while CROCODILE cotton briefs...BUT...
here it comes, i knew it!!
lts: BUT.....u know hor....after sometime, it could get very irritating.
me: huh? what irritating? ants crawling in to bite u there is it?
lts: no lah! worst!
me: got anything worst than balls biting ants?
lts: yep! u dunno meh?....after sometime, the CROC brief began to get very loosey. one of the balls would drop out and dangle outside the brief!
me: oh jeezes!!
...and my kopi was spewed all over the table!! hahaahaha....the balls dropping out of the CROCODILE undies!! my goodness! only the goon had such weird incident!!
Monday, June 22, 2009
news from my italian gf, monica!
my italian gf looks like her - another monica bertulocci, an italian actress.was really excited that i got an email out of the blue from my italian gf, monica who had left sgp quite many years ago.
From: Monica Forte (censored)
To: bobsimkh@hotmail.com
My dear Bob,
I'm just back fron Indocina, where I'm been for my job.
You know my writing english is not so well, but I would like tell you how happy I'm to have news from you.
In few months I'll will change my home, and I will send to you my new address.
I divorced from Paolo, and now I'm very happy.
I meet a old friend and with him, my life is improve a lot. Is realy a nice man.
I miss you very much and will be so nice to see each others again or in Singapore ( that is alwais in my mind) or here in
Torino )
Now I send to you and your family,a big kiss, and a very happy new year!!!!
With love
Monica
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