Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Monday, January 23, 2006
THE DAY I HANTAM MY LAU HAN KOO...
i was furious yesterday. very very furious....
in the beginning, lau han koo - my devlish old man - threw away many years of guitar books collections......songs suitable with guitar accompaniment with plucking patterns....popular and melodious songs that can be plucked by the guitar....very very nice soothing songs....all thrown away by the bloody lau han koo without asking me.....just threw every books that i had paintstakingly collected since i was in secondary school.
this i already tolerated him. i was weeping and my heart really aches from my uncalled for losses.....
yesterday he repeated his nasty action. he threw away my RICHARD MARX CASSETTES...my very favorite songs by richard....RIGHT HERE WAITING, I WILL BE UR MAN.....etc...hell! i was very very furious with the bloody lau han koo.
i questioned him sternly and fiercefully. he intimidated back and challenged me to a fight. he removed his specs and lung at me, throwing a right and a left. i blocked off. before he could give another right, i returned him with a swift and strong right hook across his cheek. he retaliated. i blocked and showered him with another few more blows hitting him face, belly and everywhere.....he grimmaced in pain and rush to the kitchen.
i was left wondering what the hell he was doing for quite sometime i was left alone in my room......out of curiousty, i went to the kitchen to see what was he up too.
oh my god! han koo was searching in his toolbox. to my horror, i saw him found a big spanner. immediately i pounced on him holding his right hand with the threatening spanner.
just then, my monster maid came in and screamed for mamalee. she was here in a flash. she helped me to held han koo's hand and pushed me aside. my maid pulled me away to my next hdb unit and pleaded me to refrain from clashing again with han koo.
by then bloody lau han koo was really a bloodied lan han koo. his nostrils was bleeding from my socking. my arms was dripped with his blood too.....it was really very sad this happened cos yesterday mamalee just prepared the chinese new year re-union dinner with tonnes of food on the table....
when all the siblings came in advance because of our fight to pacify helplessly with lau han koo. of course to no avail........and most lost their appetitie. what a pity! the whole day trouble of mamalee went to waste.
that wasn't the end.....all the siblings was advising lau han koo to wake up from all his nonsense. and the very funny part was nobody sympathised with him even though he was bleeding profusely from the nose. they sided me and that drove han koo even madder. he threatened to call the police.
the lot of my siblings challenged him to saying it was he was started the fight...and poor me was just defending myself even though i wasn't even scratched...pai seh....:(
gradually the bleeding stopped. he cooled down for the time being.....and the bunch dismissed and returned homes.....all for the time being was peaceful and quietened...at least for the time being....
this morning, i woke and mamalee looked liked a panda with darken eyes. she revealed to me almost in tears that yesterday at around 3 am in the morning, han koo went to harrass by kiching and banging her bedroom door. he slept in another room...mamalee said she was very scared and if she had a phone with her, she would have called the police....this bloody lau han koo....still hasn't learn a thing...still as irritating as ever...
next time, he won't be speaking to me any more. he would be talking to me fists......;9(....very sad....so close to chinese new year and on reunion night....he couldn't even cease to give the family hell......:(
From: aussiebiz 16:45
To: leetahsar 941 of 945
83628.941 in reply to 83628.940
tahsar brother, sorry to learnt about the ugly episode you had with lauhankoo. I thot after your last post about getting all the his favourite food, it appeared to me dat you and him had finally make peace. No matter what, I know it is easier said than done, do not lay your hands on him. You will be on the losing end if you do. I won't want to deliberate on this, but trust me this will be the result if you hit him. CNY is just few days away and I do pray you will have peace with him.
From: leetahsar 17:14
To: aussiebiz 942 of 945
83628.942 in reply to 83628.941
thx aussieb. no one sympathises with him when i hantam him. all of them sided me...and he wanted me to hand him the flat lease so that he can transfer into his name...my mum told him even if i accede to him, she would object vehemently.
now mamalee decided to divorce him....only after his wound and blue black healed just to save me the complication just in case. i told her the earlier she decides to leave him, the better....if not there is no end to all our headaches.....
it's either divorce and each goes our separate ways or he dies cock standing....the latter is more likely to happen.
LATEST NEW: He got another new spider spirit called my god! CHWEE HONG....bless u my dear father....bless u! :9S
From: tsr111 17:23
To: leetahsar 943 of 945
83628.943 in reply to 83628.940
I'm on-line now, giving my views on some issues of our state. Read u'r msg on what happened. got my attention. just wondering, what is lau han koo and mamalee is u'r mother?
I thought u said before on some earlier post, that u are living alone as u are old, but have rented out a room to a tenant who was taking advantage of u'r kindness? But now u state there is a lau han koo and a mamalee and even a maid living with u. full house.
p.s. sorry if I am intruding.
MY REPLY:
thx for ur interests.
i ve 2 adjoining flats. one in my name; the other lau han koo.
and this incident happened means i ve fail miserably in the test set by the bloody lau han koo...i hit him real bad. he's now nursing a blue black eye and a sore nose.
and the whole shit had to happen on our CNY REUNION dinner night.
the sisters had asked him to stay and enjoy himself in haaydai. they would send him the monthly and increased allowance saying that there were so much peace and happiness when he isn't around....
and mamalee is hopefully decided on divorce proceeding against him...but knowing my softie mum....she would sure change her mnd in the last minute...and for me...what to do? bear lor and continue to tolerate and see if i could pass the next step....which i think i may just leave my fists do the talking with the very unreasonable lau han! chui guo chui guo to me....
i was furious yesterday. very very furious....
in the beginning, lau han koo - my devlish old man - threw away many years of guitar books collections......songs suitable with guitar accompaniment with plucking patterns....popular and melodious songs that can be plucked by the guitar....very very nice soothing songs....all thrown away by the bloody lau han koo without asking me.....just threw every books that i had paintstakingly collected since i was in secondary school.
this i already tolerated him. i was weeping and my heart really aches from my uncalled for losses.....
yesterday he repeated his nasty action. he threw away my RICHARD MARX CASSETTES...my very favorite songs by richard....RIGHT HERE WAITING, I WILL BE UR MAN.....etc...hell! i was very very furious with the bloody lau han koo.
i questioned him sternly and fiercefully. he intimidated back and challenged me to a fight. he removed his specs and lung at me, throwing a right and a left. i blocked off. before he could give another right, i returned him with a swift and strong right hook across his cheek. he retaliated. i blocked and showered him with another few more blows hitting him face, belly and everywhere.....he grimmaced in pain and rush to the kitchen.
i was left wondering what the hell he was doing for quite sometime i was left alone in my room......out of curiousty, i went to the kitchen to see what was he up too.
oh my god! han koo was searching in his toolbox. to my horror, i saw him found a big spanner. immediately i pounced on him holding his right hand with the threatening spanner.
just then, my monster maid came in and screamed for mamalee. she was here in a flash. she helped me to held han koo's hand and pushed me aside. my maid pulled me away to my next hdb unit and pleaded me to refrain from clashing again with han koo.
by then bloody lau han koo was really a bloodied lan han koo. his nostrils was bleeding from my socking. my arms was dripped with his blood too.....it was really very sad this happened cos yesterday mamalee just prepared the chinese new year re-union dinner with tonnes of food on the table....
when all the siblings came in advance because of our fight to pacify helplessly with lau han koo. of course to no avail........and most lost their appetitie. what a pity! the whole day trouble of mamalee went to waste.
that wasn't the end.....all the siblings was advising lau han koo to wake up from all his nonsense. and the very funny part was nobody sympathised with him even though he was bleeding profusely from the nose. they sided me and that drove han koo even madder. he threatened to call the police.
the lot of my siblings challenged him to saying it was he was started the fight...and poor me was just defending myself even though i wasn't even scratched...pai seh....:(
gradually the bleeding stopped. he cooled down for the time being.....and the bunch dismissed and returned homes.....all for the time being was peaceful and quietened...at least for the time being....
this morning, i woke and mamalee looked liked a panda with darken eyes. she revealed to me almost in tears that yesterday at around 3 am in the morning, han koo went to harrass by kiching and banging her bedroom door. he slept in another room...mamalee said she was very scared and if she had a phone with her, she would have called the police....this bloody lau han koo....still hasn't learn a thing...still as irritating as ever...
next time, he won't be speaking to me any more. he would be talking to me fists......;9(....very sad....so close to chinese new year and on reunion night....he couldn't even cease to give the family hell......:(
From: aussiebiz 16:45
To: leetahsar 941 of 945
83628.941 in reply to 83628.940
tahsar brother, sorry to learnt about the ugly episode you had with lauhankoo. I thot after your last post about getting all the his favourite food, it appeared to me dat you and him had finally make peace. No matter what, I know it is easier said than done, do not lay your hands on him. You will be on the losing end if you do. I won't want to deliberate on this, but trust me this will be the result if you hit him. CNY is just few days away and I do pray you will have peace with him.
From: leetahsar 17:14
To: aussiebiz 942 of 945
83628.942 in reply to 83628.941
thx aussieb. no one sympathises with him when i hantam him. all of them sided me...and he wanted me to hand him the flat lease so that he can transfer into his name...my mum told him even if i accede to him, she would object vehemently.
now mamalee decided to divorce him....only after his wound and blue black healed just to save me the complication just in case. i told her the earlier she decides to leave him, the better....if not there is no end to all our headaches.....
it's either divorce and each goes our separate ways or he dies cock standing....the latter is more likely to happen.
LATEST NEW: He got another new spider spirit called my god! CHWEE HONG....bless u my dear father....bless u! :9S
From: tsr111 17:23
To: leetahsar 943 of 945
83628.943 in reply to 83628.940
I'm on-line now, giving my views on some issues of our state. Read u'r msg on what happened. got my attention. just wondering, what is lau han koo and mamalee is u'r mother?
I thought u said before on some earlier post, that u are living alone as u are old, but have rented out a room to a tenant who was taking advantage of u'r kindness? But now u state there is a lau han koo and a mamalee and even a maid living with u. full house.
p.s. sorry if I am intruding.
MY REPLY:
thx for ur interests.
i ve 2 adjoining flats. one in my name; the other lau han koo.
and this incident happened means i ve fail miserably in the test set by the bloody lau han koo...i hit him real bad. he's now nursing a blue black eye and a sore nose.
and the whole shit had to happen on our CNY REUNION dinner night.
the sisters had asked him to stay and enjoy himself in haaydai. they would send him the monthly and increased allowance saying that there were so much peace and happiness when he isn't around....
and mamalee is hopefully decided on divorce proceeding against him...but knowing my softie mum....she would sure change her mnd in the last minute...and for me...what to do? bear lor and continue to tolerate and see if i could pass the next step....which i think i may just leave my fists do the talking with the very unreasonable lau han! chui guo chui guo to me....
From: postnew 18-Jan 11:57
To: leetahsar 836 of 945
83628.836 in reply to 83628.833
goto Genting , play jackpot, go to Macau also jackpot, why u always waste money on jackpots ? Wake up your idea and don't waste your 15k on jackpots.
my reply to him:
au contrarie. those who "play" are the HOPELESS one.....u dun forget: i got a very fleas infested bloodhound lau han koo as my old man...so all these nonsense, i know better than anyone......
and why u think young supposingly healthy sinkie chap after the "playing" suffers from the lusty seed he sowed....he ends up dead from AIDS!...and who else suffer along with him....the wifey...if lucky she won't be infected. if sway, then it's also game over for her...then what about his children...his parents...his friends...and all those maybe mei mei spider spirits he gunned down with his infected AIDS sperm missiles...they will definitely get infected...and the evil just spreads wider......
and dear boy....that's ur effect for ur "playing"....only the weak minds play. the strong one enjoys the scenery, the human warm there, the food, the culture......etc...all the good things that we can't find at home. if not, why travel so far? to play and get AIDS, is it? so foolish...
now u know the meaning why i said people choose suffering over blissfulness....they get aids, they have themselve to blame....not the chickens who gave him the aids....not his friends who brought him to the chickens...it's he himself....
if a cow doesn't drink the water, no one can force him to..... chui guo chui guo......
cos hor...in a casino, jackpot is the cheapest to gamble...normally i win. in genting, i chose the cheapest 2c jackpot....and hell! cos it was so cheap...u forget that it's still money....i won in the first place like MR300...but u know it was still so early and what r u suppose to do in genting? u gamble...and me played safe...and thought i was damn clever...went for the cheapest 2c jackpot...and kept hoping to hit the 15 free rolls game....and shit! before u knew it....MR500 down the drain....
they have removed KENO...if not, normally i win just by buying $1 ticket...i already won a couple of rounds 2nd prize...came so close to the jackpot of 35k...but in the end, i got a few 3.5k .....11#s...and i got all 10. a few times already...if not a few hundreds were also very easy for me...me a blessed lucky goon...
now apply this to our future IRS. how many non gamblers like me are going to be unwittingly crushed pain pain? me lucky....i still got my por lor mi wisdom intact....the others whose mind are like candle flickering in the wind....the wind gets too strong only, mati....they die with it....how many families going to be ruined....ALL THANKS TO THE EVIL SEED BEING NOW SOWN BY THIS CLUELESS garment of us...the paps are hopelessly detached and denied from the suffering of sinkies....they only care for their own pockets...u die, ur business! that sadly look more like their motto now...sad. ;9(
From: postnew 18-Jan 15:38
To: leetahsar 868 of 945
83628.868 in reply to 83628.860
after u really become a monk, will u still call your father 'lau han koon ' ?
From: leetahsar 18-Jan 16:07
To: postnew 872 of 945
83628.872 in reply to 83628.868
when the day comes that i become a monk...he's no longer my father...cos i would have detached myself and adhere fully to buddhism...he would be another a sentient being hopefully i could enlighten...if not alive...then maybe in death ....in hell...i will meet and enlighten him there to bring forth his buddha nature within...so that he won't have to suffer anymore or causes others around him to suffer along with him....chui guo chui guo....
I AM A GOLDEN VIRGIN
guys, guys....me a pure mint form golden virgin...give me another 10yrs....i shall definitely turn into a diamond virge....
not easy hor....the temptations...the mei meis...the hunks aiming at...my god!....i dunno why.
ladies fall in luv so easily with me...aunties especially..and even little girls...and young girls...i once went to teach in a sec school...and instead of listening and observing my hands on practical in gardening...there was this very pretty teenage girl...u know what? she was secretly sketching me and when the lesson over...she passed me the drawing....and wrote inside...MY FAVOURITE ECA SIR....goodness! so touching...er...cannot say i wish i could give her a kiss!..sure kena one u know...hahahaha...
there was a time i was engaged to teach a bunch of very rich kids....more like spoilt brats...but the whole bunch in my hand...melted like butter...all very attentive when i taught. and the good thing was i was paid $200/ day with damn good makan and drinks provided. this was actually a week holiday science camp initiated by the ex-mp seet ai mei...shiok man! the fun of teaching those kids...and bringing them to places...all transport provided...expensive places u know like the zoo, the birdpark, sentosa seaworld...and the free entrance one too like botanic gardens and bt timah hills - both my territories...very very interesting.
and hell! guys too also fall in love with me....i was accosted several times when i swim....and of course i was flattered and told those male spider spirits...of all thing...- i am a "monk" in training...and they respected me for that....so er...ok hor ended up as friends...i mean...gays are also people what....me no prejudice..... friends only hor...mutual respect platonic pals.....ornitoufo...
i dunno how to explain...but this mei meis, spider spirits...and even the male version, they are attracted to me....i am like a magnet u know...i also dunno what they see in me...i m just a stupid cute cute chubby specky goon....maybe of my electric gazing eyes...in my horticultural training....the girls always would like to speak to me....they even called themselves my "lst wife", 2nd wife and a 3rd wife....and even a ahneh guy also so interested in me ...and also addressed me as "darling"....i mean ok lor...me also a joker what...so i darling him back....hahaha...
maybe people never expects me to react what they anticipated....and that make them the more to want to get closer to me.....so u see, it's my goonie character. my easy going fashion....i can just talk to anyone be it rich or poor....healthy or sick...so easily...maybe that's my gift....the gift to sense their inner feelings.
even my bloody lau han koo...i sense his suffering within too. i like to help him...but the only way that can make him happy is to give money to him...then he can go havoc longer...
and pai seh....today i strike lottery again...yes pai seh again. 2nd prize 3959 chun chun. 2B...and got 2k. my lau han koo knew about it and my goodness! today he treated me like some respected big shot...so so courteous to me....i know, i know. he was hoping i give him some commission....but u know what...i gave him a dressing down.
instead i went buy grocery and bought all his favorite expensive food...salmon, steak, lamb chop, sausages...etc...he loves meat. so i think this way better then give him the dough and off he goes firing his sperms missiles in haaydai spider spirits again...i m unwittingly prolonging his life...and *sigh* extending my mamalee's suffering....chui guo chui guo
To: leetahsar 836 of 945
83628.836 in reply to 83628.833
goto Genting , play jackpot, go to Macau also jackpot, why u always waste money on jackpots ? Wake up your idea and don't waste your 15k on jackpots.
my reply to him:
au contrarie. those who "play" are the HOPELESS one.....u dun forget: i got a very fleas infested bloodhound lau han koo as my old man...so all these nonsense, i know better than anyone......
and why u think young supposingly healthy sinkie chap after the "playing" suffers from the lusty seed he sowed....he ends up dead from AIDS!...and who else suffer along with him....the wifey...if lucky she won't be infected. if sway, then it's also game over for her...then what about his children...his parents...his friends...and all those maybe mei mei spider spirits he gunned down with his infected AIDS sperm missiles...they will definitely get infected...and the evil just spreads wider......
and dear boy....that's ur effect for ur "playing"....only the weak minds play. the strong one enjoys the scenery, the human warm there, the food, the culture......etc...all the good things that we can't find at home. if not, why travel so far? to play and get AIDS, is it? so foolish...
now u know the meaning why i said people choose suffering over blissfulness....they get aids, they have themselve to blame....not the chickens who gave him the aids....not his friends who brought him to the chickens...it's he himself....
if a cow doesn't drink the water, no one can force him to..... chui guo chui guo......
cos hor...in a casino, jackpot is the cheapest to gamble...normally i win. in genting, i chose the cheapest 2c jackpot....and hell! cos it was so cheap...u forget that it's still money....i won in the first place like MR300...but u know it was still so early and what r u suppose to do in genting? u gamble...and me played safe...and thought i was damn clever...went for the cheapest 2c jackpot...and kept hoping to hit the 15 free rolls game....and shit! before u knew it....MR500 down the drain....
they have removed KENO...if not, normally i win just by buying $1 ticket...i already won a couple of rounds 2nd prize...came so close to the jackpot of 35k...but in the end, i got a few 3.5k .....11#s...and i got all 10. a few times already...if not a few hundreds were also very easy for me...me a blessed lucky goon...
now apply this to our future IRS. how many non gamblers like me are going to be unwittingly crushed pain pain? me lucky....i still got my por lor mi wisdom intact....the others whose mind are like candle flickering in the wind....the wind gets too strong only, mati....they die with it....how many families going to be ruined....ALL THANKS TO THE EVIL SEED BEING NOW SOWN BY THIS CLUELESS garment of us...the paps are hopelessly detached and denied from the suffering of sinkies....they only care for their own pockets...u die, ur business! that sadly look more like their motto now...sad. ;9(
From: postnew 18-Jan 15:38
To: leetahsar 868 of 945
83628.868 in reply to 83628.860
after u really become a monk, will u still call your father 'lau han koon ' ?
From: leetahsar 18-Jan 16:07
To: postnew 872 of 945
83628.872 in reply to 83628.868
when the day comes that i become a monk...he's no longer my father...cos i would have detached myself and adhere fully to buddhism...he would be another a sentient being hopefully i could enlighten...if not alive...then maybe in death ....in hell...i will meet and enlighten him there to bring forth his buddha nature within...so that he won't have to suffer anymore or causes others around him to suffer along with him....chui guo chui guo....
I AM A GOLDEN VIRGIN
guys, guys....me a pure mint form golden virgin...give me another 10yrs....i shall definitely turn into a diamond virge....
not easy hor....the temptations...the mei meis...the hunks aiming at...my god!....i dunno why.
ladies fall in luv so easily with me...aunties especially..and even little girls...and young girls...i once went to teach in a sec school...and instead of listening and observing my hands on practical in gardening...there was this very pretty teenage girl...u know what? she was secretly sketching me and when the lesson over...she passed me the drawing....and wrote inside...MY FAVOURITE ECA SIR....goodness! so touching...er...cannot say i wish i could give her a kiss!..sure kena one u know...hahahaha...
there was a time i was engaged to teach a bunch of very rich kids....more like spoilt brats...but the whole bunch in my hand...melted like butter...all very attentive when i taught. and the good thing was i was paid $200/ day with damn good makan and drinks provided. this was actually a week holiday science camp initiated by the ex-mp seet ai mei...shiok man! the fun of teaching those kids...and bringing them to places...all transport provided...expensive places u know like the zoo, the birdpark, sentosa seaworld...and the free entrance one too like botanic gardens and bt timah hills - both my territories...very very interesting.
and hell! guys too also fall in love with me....i was accosted several times when i swim....and of course i was flattered and told those male spider spirits...of all thing...- i am a "monk" in training...and they respected me for that....so er...ok hor ended up as friends...i mean...gays are also people what....me no prejudice..... friends only hor...mutual respect platonic pals.....ornitoufo...
i dunno how to explain...but this mei meis, spider spirits...and even the male version, they are attracted to me....i am like a magnet u know...i also dunno what they see in me...i m just a stupid cute cute chubby specky goon....maybe of my electric gazing eyes...in my horticultural training....the girls always would like to speak to me....they even called themselves my "lst wife", 2nd wife and a 3rd wife....and even a ahneh guy also so interested in me ...and also addressed me as "darling"....i mean ok lor...me also a joker what...so i darling him back....hahaha...
maybe people never expects me to react what they anticipated....and that make them the more to want to get closer to me.....so u see, it's my goonie character. my easy going fashion....i can just talk to anyone be it rich or poor....healthy or sick...so easily...maybe that's my gift....the gift to sense their inner feelings.
even my bloody lau han koo...i sense his suffering within too. i like to help him...but the only way that can make him happy is to give money to him...then he can go havoc longer...
and pai seh....today i strike lottery again...yes pai seh again. 2nd prize 3959 chun chun. 2B...and got 2k. my lau han koo knew about it and my goodness! today he treated me like some respected big shot...so so courteous to me....i know, i know. he was hoping i give him some commission....but u know what...i gave him a dressing down.
instead i went buy grocery and bought all his favorite expensive food...salmon, steak, lamb chop, sausages...etc...he loves meat. so i think this way better then give him the dough and off he goes firing his sperms missiles in haaydai spider spirits again...i m unwittingly prolonging his life...and *sigh* extending my mamalee's suffering....chui guo chui guo
HOW I MAINTAIN MY VIRGINITY
there were so many chances i could ve lost it. when i was in MACAU, i was accosted by damn chio mei mei spider spirits who came bothering when i was winning so many coins in the jackpot machine. "ge ge, u lonely? me got room upstair.....can come up to play with me?" the mei mei s.s would start.
i was in a jackpot winning streak, of course, i told her sorry...go play herself. after she left, hell! it was sway(unlucky) ka par cheng....lost every damn dime!
then again while i was in holland. i went to look at those "goldfish bowl" within housed a very sexy whore doing all the very sensual enticing movements.
if u r interested, u bang at the door. she opens and both of u negotiate the price. if right, then u entered and the curtain will be drawn and then u start ur humping.
the most sinful i did there was went for the peep-show. almost bought ticket for the live floor show. but hell! the ticket was freaking expensive. so i stuck to my peephole show and kept dropping in coins to continue watching the live performance but only through a peephole.
and then in the holland hotel - HOTEL IBIS - i still remembered when the clock hit 11pm, there would be blue films on the tv. no joke! the whole night, blue flims after blue flims.....i watched until i fell asleep.
very fun my HOLLAND trip. some more it was partially sponsored by a local nursery who sent me there as their representative. and the attention showered on me by the plants suppliers was really amazing....maybe i write this as one of my story....I LOVE HOLLLAND....
then again, my next trip to hk. one of my very teeko hkie pal....no no not my best hk pal...another one....me got plenty there...the whole MONGKOK POLICE CLUB police ....most of them know me......i stayed there a couple of times and each time it was like almost a month with my best hk pal's family whose wife was the chief chai por there or the boss policewoman...they had a very large living quarter with 4 bedrooms...so 1 was a guest room specially reserved for me.....so pai seh.
ok...this bloody gutless teeko hk pal brought me to MACAU again. and hell! he brought me to a GOLDFISH BOWL. There u get to view all the naked ladies carrying a number outside a glass enclosure. all this mei meis would sit and pose sexily smiling, waving and sending flying kisses at u....
my god! the rate was really cheap...i dunno that was what the hk teeko told me and asked me wanna try...so i told him - a married man - "u go n try, i go outside and wander around...at certain time i come here to meet u again. dun worry, i won't tell ur very fierce wife or ur mum about it..." his mum loved me....why? cos this joker when he was sent over here for horticultural training after my best hk pal, nearly died. i saved his life.....this would be another very interesting story.....THE DAY I SAVED A HONGKIE'S LIFE.....i was a male missy in training before i seconded into plants training....so basic first aid is sap sap water to me.....
so whenever i was in hk, his mum would belanja me big time....it was also the first time i ever tried mini abalone....i told my best hk pal about the mini abalone...he damn wicked and laughed...."ya...next time ask her to belanja her personal MINI ABALONE to u...hahahaha!" damn bad this fella!
and now i just realise my depressed and deprived hunk male pal who always asks me to accompany him to trips to remote islands.....suddenly it dawns onto me....hell! this married joker might be aiming at my blackhole most of the time....why only he calls me...and not anybody else...not even his wifey....why hah? and my last trip with him nearly broke my shiny moon and my virgin curse....hahahaha....
and my more recent one was to TAIWAN in last march. ooh! JUST LOVE TAIWAN.....the food, the friendly people and best...the way i spoke hokkien and the way they reciprocrated in their slang taiwanese hokkien...very shiok u know!
my fondest memories was the warm human touch at HUA HUA FLOWER HOTEL....the ah pek there so friendly and helpful. this blur sotong asked him how to get to XIMENTING...and he gleefully guided me through like 3 alleys. he also reminded me to carry an umbrella which he volutarily took from the hotel to lend it to me. it was drizzling ...and then walked me to almost reaching the place...then i thanked him. he smiled and happily walked all the way back to the hotel.....so touching. can we get this sort of warm service here in sinkietown? NO WAY MAN!
i luv to visit TAIWAN again...but this time to look for my taiwanese bunch of good buddies....lost all their contacts...shit! i intend to stay longer......i just got my 15k prize money which is still warm in my pocket...:) and among them is this very horny guy.....very interesting...but very teeko....he rubs girls...and he always rubs me too from the behind...very irritating...but very funny chap....all his blain juices are at his dickhead. his mind is an air head.
......there are many many more....i love to travel. and normally i do it alone. very troublesome if i had company cos my action is very impromptu and very fast one....no dilly dally business. on the word GO - I BUZZ OFF!
would u all love to hear my zany travelogue tales?....buy tickets hor.....
there were so many chances i could ve lost it. when i was in MACAU, i was accosted by damn chio mei mei spider spirits who came bothering when i was winning so many coins in the jackpot machine. "ge ge, u lonely? me got room upstair.....can come up to play with me?" the mei mei s.s would start.
i was in a jackpot winning streak, of course, i told her sorry...go play herself. after she left, hell! it was sway(unlucky) ka par cheng....lost every damn dime!
then again while i was in holland. i went to look at those "goldfish bowl" within housed a very sexy whore doing all the very sensual enticing movements.
if u r interested, u bang at the door. she opens and both of u negotiate the price. if right, then u entered and the curtain will be drawn and then u start ur humping.
the most sinful i did there was went for the peep-show. almost bought ticket for the live floor show. but hell! the ticket was freaking expensive. so i stuck to my peephole show and kept dropping in coins to continue watching the live performance but only through a peephole.
and then in the holland hotel - HOTEL IBIS - i still remembered when the clock hit 11pm, there would be blue films on the tv. no joke! the whole night, blue flims after blue flims.....i watched until i fell asleep.
very fun my HOLLAND trip. some more it was partially sponsored by a local nursery who sent me there as their representative. and the attention showered on me by the plants suppliers was really amazing....maybe i write this as one of my story....I LOVE HOLLLAND....
then again, my next trip to hk. one of my very teeko hkie pal....no no not my best hk pal...another one....me got plenty there...the whole MONGKOK POLICE CLUB police ....most of them know me......i stayed there a couple of times and each time it was like almost a month with my best hk pal's family whose wife was the chief chai por there or the boss policewoman...they had a very large living quarter with 4 bedrooms...so 1 was a guest room specially reserved for me.....so pai seh.
ok...this bloody gutless teeko hk pal brought me to MACAU again. and hell! he brought me to a GOLDFISH BOWL. There u get to view all the naked ladies carrying a number outside a glass enclosure. all this mei meis would sit and pose sexily smiling, waving and sending flying kisses at u....
my god! the rate was really cheap...i dunno that was what the hk teeko told me and asked me wanna try...so i told him - a married man - "u go n try, i go outside and wander around...at certain time i come here to meet u again. dun worry, i won't tell ur very fierce wife or ur mum about it..." his mum loved me....why? cos this joker when he was sent over here for horticultural training after my best hk pal, nearly died. i saved his life.....this would be another very interesting story.....THE DAY I SAVED A HONGKIE'S LIFE.....i was a male missy in training before i seconded into plants training....so basic first aid is sap sap water to me.....
so whenever i was in hk, his mum would belanja me big time....it was also the first time i ever tried mini abalone....i told my best hk pal about the mini abalone...he damn wicked and laughed...."ya...next time ask her to belanja her personal MINI ABALONE to u...hahahaha!" damn bad this fella!
and now i just realise my depressed and deprived hunk male pal who always asks me to accompany him to trips to remote islands.....suddenly it dawns onto me....hell! this married joker might be aiming at my blackhole most of the time....why only he calls me...and not anybody else...not even his wifey....why hah? and my last trip with him nearly broke my shiny moon and my virgin curse....hahahaha....
and my more recent one was to TAIWAN in last march. ooh! JUST LOVE TAIWAN.....the food, the friendly people and best...the way i spoke hokkien and the way they reciprocrated in their slang taiwanese hokkien...very shiok u know!
my fondest memories was the warm human touch at HUA HUA FLOWER HOTEL....the ah pek there so friendly and helpful. this blur sotong asked him how to get to XIMENTING...and he gleefully guided me through like 3 alleys. he also reminded me to carry an umbrella which he volutarily took from the hotel to lend it to me. it was drizzling ...and then walked me to almost reaching the place...then i thanked him. he smiled and happily walked all the way back to the hotel.....so touching. can we get this sort of warm service here in sinkietown? NO WAY MAN!
i luv to visit TAIWAN again...but this time to look for my taiwanese bunch of good buddies....lost all their contacts...shit! i intend to stay longer......i just got my 15k prize money which is still warm in my pocket...:) and among them is this very horny guy.....very interesting...but very teeko....he rubs girls...and he always rubs me too from the behind...very irritating...but very funny chap....all his blain juices are at his dickhead. his mind is an air head.
......there are many many more....i love to travel. and normally i do it alone. very troublesome if i had company cos my action is very impromptu and very fast one....no dilly dally business. on the word GO - I BUZZ OFF!
would u all love to hear my zany travelogue tales?....buy tickets hor.....
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
From: PAPsmearer 15:28
To: leetahsar 781 of 797
83628.781 in reply to 83628.1
I think we are maybe from the same age group. I have not read thru all the replies, but some points..........
- Golly (marbles)- Must play with it every day. small colours ones and the big white ones. Draw a circle in the sand and shot golly into it to hit out and win other marbles.
- Don't forget, Longkang also got the occasional catfish. Bloody well stay out of their way. Don't want to get bitten. I love running in the longkang. On a hot day, its cooling on your legs. I remember sometimes got detergent in the longkang but did in not think too much of it at that time.
- Longkang guppies good for feeding turtles and arowanas.
- I also flew my share of fighting kites, but not too successful.
- Fighting spiders. That was the best. Must catch the ones with the red legs and than put into a matchbox, and feed it with dead flies, Than bring it to school and fight spiders in the classroom with my buddies. Shiok.
I used to live by Tampines fishing pond. That was the best. The whole front yard was dirt, with chicken running around. I used to go for chinese tuition there and than play football outside with a small plastic ball. I remember every day must sweep the living room because of all the dust draged in. Thanks for triggering the memories.
From: leetahsar 15:38
To: PAPsmearer unread 782 of 797
83628.782 in reply to 83628.781
thanks for sharing ur childhood memories....yes those are the days....and i think now the kids dun have a chance to experience what we did...so simple and plain fun....
but actually i wanted to thank u for steering me back into my main theme here...which is about my "UPHEAVALS" that unwittingly turned into a battle of words for religion.....
i think i will just have to let aum koon wins all...and cease this foolish explanation...no point using all my blain juice when someone already decided what's he thinks is the ultimate truth....so i better save my breathe and maybe continue my next story.....MY FATTIE JAPANESE KYOTO GF....
PLAYING GOLLIES AND FLYING LAYANGS
speaking of playing golly....we had 2 types: the glass ones and the cement one. the glass ones, we lined them up in a straight line. then like from 10 ft away we rolled our goondu(the chief marble was called a goondu...not me). and if the marble hit the lst one, then all those in line would be won over.
next the cement ones...to enable the cement one to be really hard and formidable, we put it in a tin can with an attached string and threw it into the shit pool of the public lavatory and let it stayed there for a month or even longer. then we retrieve the stinking ball, washed and wahla! a super hardened up formidable marble which we used to crush our opponent's marble.
we dug a small hole in the ground and used that as a "home" to start our gollies hantam game and see whose marble get smashed into pieces....normally the shit soaked one survived and destroyed many other non shit soaked one....very fun...and the marble like only cost 10c to 30c each for the cement type...and like 10c for 10 glass type...
the fighting kites, yes that one also brings back painful memory of cut fingers. cousin peelepian being the nginn na tao...kid chief would smashed some glass into powder and melt it over a hugh flame in a tin container. then he would smear the gluey glass over plain thread. this plain thread now was very deadly sharp. u fight kite with him, sure ur strings would get cut off...and hell, it cut my skins many part slit too...ouch! and fingers...ouch! ouch!...and so we actually got to wear a glove to manipulate this very wickedly transformed thread tied to our layang (Kite)....
cousin peeleepian was amazing. he made his own fantastic super fly high type of layang using of all things...coconut sticks which he would climb a coconut tree and chop down a whole frond. then painstakingly, he sliced off the leaves leaving only the main stick which he used as the bone structure for his super high flying layang made from plain tracing paper and home-cooked glue from starch powder....then he painted the paper with his creative artistic threatening picture...and off we went flying and fighting our kites...of course, he made a very can fly simple one for me and the rest of the younger cousins.....
we had so much fun...and dun even had to spend much money...all self made toys...cousin peeleepian was such innovative genius in making all these original fun toys from whatever materials he could gather...so resourcesful this joker...who unwittingly ended up now as a of all job...a pastor of FCBC. a missionary some more....my goodness!
THE THOUSAND ARMS & THOUSAND EYES GUANYIN.....
people misunderstand the true meaning of the guanyin with the thousands arms each embedded with an eye...therefore also thousand eyes.
it's a symbol to show the all seeing...guan and all hearing yin. meaning she sees and hears all ur problems. she feels ur pains...ur anguish...u sorrow....
and thousand arms means she's never too busy to help u if u call forth her name....u can chant:
OM MANI PADME HOM.... or
NAMO GUAN SHI YIN PUSA.....
just focus ur thought on the bodhisttava...and chant her name. then concentrate on her for the time being. forget about ur strife and trouble....u concentrate just on her.....and chant.
after u ve finished, u will find a certain peace bestowed onto u...that my dear brothers and sisters is the omnipresence of guanyin now with u...and u do not have to fear or feel sorrow any more....she's there with u to help u and guide u.....
ornitoufo.....
From: BabaEro11 17:14
To: leetahsar 787 of 797
83628.787 in reply to 83628.765
did your lauhumko return after firing sperm missiles?
From: leetahsar 17:28
To: BabaEro11 788 of 797
83628.788 in reply to 83628.787
ya he's here. few days ago challenged me to a fight accusing me that becos of my broadband internet, it spoiled his fax....of all the crazy thing he can find to create trouble....finally i arranged telecom technician to come repair. he explained to him that it was caused by the rain water seeping into the exterior wire connection...
that nite before he was really testing my patience...and kept taunting me to fight him...my god! over nothing...a wet phone line causing problem...and he blamed me as the cause...and threaten to smash up my pc, modem and everything...this bloody lau han koo....is my greatest spiritual trainer...i can tolerate this old fuck...i can definitely tolerate all those lame forummers here who try to agitate me but nevertheless fail too.....chui guo chui guo...
my anger and temper control was super...i amazed myself...and now i am super proud of myself for not arranging his face then.....;9)
and this morning his haaydai spider spirit called. he was so cute....like a guilty little boy and went hid in the toilet to answer the call...but i was outside and i heard all the goose pimpling conversation...
han koo...han koo when will u wake up from ur illusive spider spirit dreams....maybe when u gulp in ur last breathe...by then...my dear father u r already too late...for by then...u would be dead. ;9(
To: leetahsar 781 of 797
83628.781 in reply to 83628.1
I think we are maybe from the same age group. I have not read thru all the replies, but some points..........
- Golly (marbles)- Must play with it every day. small colours ones and the big white ones. Draw a circle in the sand and shot golly into it to hit out and win other marbles.
- Don't forget, Longkang also got the occasional catfish. Bloody well stay out of their way. Don't want to get bitten. I love running in the longkang. On a hot day, its cooling on your legs. I remember sometimes got detergent in the longkang but did in not think too much of it at that time.
- Longkang guppies good for feeding turtles and arowanas.
- I also flew my share of fighting kites, but not too successful.
- Fighting spiders. That was the best. Must catch the ones with the red legs and than put into a matchbox, and feed it with dead flies, Than bring it to school and fight spiders in the classroom with my buddies. Shiok.
I used to live by Tampines fishing pond. That was the best. The whole front yard was dirt, with chicken running around. I used to go for chinese tuition there and than play football outside with a small plastic ball. I remember every day must sweep the living room because of all the dust draged in. Thanks for triggering the memories.
From: leetahsar 15:38
To: PAPsmearer unread 782 of 797
83628.782 in reply to 83628.781
thanks for sharing ur childhood memories....yes those are the days....and i think now the kids dun have a chance to experience what we did...so simple and plain fun....
but actually i wanted to thank u for steering me back into my main theme here...which is about my "UPHEAVALS" that unwittingly turned into a battle of words for religion.....
i think i will just have to let aum koon wins all...and cease this foolish explanation...no point using all my blain juice when someone already decided what's he thinks is the ultimate truth....so i better save my breathe and maybe continue my next story.....MY FATTIE JAPANESE KYOTO GF....
PLAYING GOLLIES AND FLYING LAYANGS
speaking of playing golly....we had 2 types: the glass ones and the cement one. the glass ones, we lined them up in a straight line. then like from 10 ft away we rolled our goondu(the chief marble was called a goondu...not me). and if the marble hit the lst one, then all those in line would be won over.
next the cement ones...to enable the cement one to be really hard and formidable, we put it in a tin can with an attached string and threw it into the shit pool of the public lavatory and let it stayed there for a month or even longer. then we retrieve the stinking ball, washed and wahla! a super hardened up formidable marble which we used to crush our opponent's marble.
we dug a small hole in the ground and used that as a "home" to start our gollies hantam game and see whose marble get smashed into pieces....normally the shit soaked one survived and destroyed many other non shit soaked one....very fun...and the marble like only cost 10c to 30c each for the cement type...and like 10c for 10 glass type...
the fighting kites, yes that one also brings back painful memory of cut fingers. cousin peelepian being the nginn na tao...kid chief would smashed some glass into powder and melt it over a hugh flame in a tin container. then he would smear the gluey glass over plain thread. this plain thread now was very deadly sharp. u fight kite with him, sure ur strings would get cut off...and hell, it cut my skins many part slit too...ouch! and fingers...ouch! ouch!...and so we actually got to wear a glove to manipulate this very wickedly transformed thread tied to our layang (Kite)....
cousin peeleepian was amazing. he made his own fantastic super fly high type of layang using of all things...coconut sticks which he would climb a coconut tree and chop down a whole frond. then painstakingly, he sliced off the leaves leaving only the main stick which he used as the bone structure for his super high flying layang made from plain tracing paper and home-cooked glue from starch powder....then he painted the paper with his creative artistic threatening picture...and off we went flying and fighting our kites...of course, he made a very can fly simple one for me and the rest of the younger cousins.....
we had so much fun...and dun even had to spend much money...all self made toys...cousin peeleepian was such innovative genius in making all these original fun toys from whatever materials he could gather...so resourcesful this joker...who unwittingly ended up now as a of all job...a pastor of FCBC. a missionary some more....my goodness!
THE THOUSAND ARMS & THOUSAND EYES GUANYIN.....
people misunderstand the true meaning of the guanyin with the thousands arms each embedded with an eye...therefore also thousand eyes.
it's a symbol to show the all seeing...guan and all hearing yin. meaning she sees and hears all ur problems. she feels ur pains...ur anguish...u sorrow....
and thousand arms means she's never too busy to help u if u call forth her name....u can chant:
OM MANI PADME HOM.... or
NAMO GUAN SHI YIN PUSA.....
just focus ur thought on the bodhisttava...and chant her name. then concentrate on her for the time being. forget about ur strife and trouble....u concentrate just on her.....and chant.
after u ve finished, u will find a certain peace bestowed onto u...that my dear brothers and sisters is the omnipresence of guanyin now with u...and u do not have to fear or feel sorrow any more....she's there with u to help u and guide u.....
ornitoufo.....
From: BabaEro11 17:14
To: leetahsar 787 of 797
83628.787 in reply to 83628.765
did your lauhumko return after firing sperm missiles?
From: leetahsar 17:28
To: BabaEro11 788 of 797
83628.788 in reply to 83628.787
ya he's here. few days ago challenged me to a fight accusing me that becos of my broadband internet, it spoiled his fax....of all the crazy thing he can find to create trouble....finally i arranged telecom technician to come repair. he explained to him that it was caused by the rain water seeping into the exterior wire connection...
that nite before he was really testing my patience...and kept taunting me to fight him...my god! over nothing...a wet phone line causing problem...and he blamed me as the cause...and threaten to smash up my pc, modem and everything...this bloody lau han koo....is my greatest spiritual trainer...i can tolerate this old fuck...i can definitely tolerate all those lame forummers here who try to agitate me but nevertheless fail too.....chui guo chui guo...
my anger and temper control was super...i amazed myself...and now i am super proud of myself for not arranging his face then.....;9)
and this morning his haaydai spider spirit called. he was so cute....like a guilty little boy and went hid in the toilet to answer the call...but i was outside and i heard all the goose pimpling conversation...
han koo...han koo when will u wake up from ur illusive spider spirit dreams....maybe when u gulp in ur last breathe...by then...my dear father u r already too late...for by then...u would be dead. ;9(
THIS PIC WAS SENT BY POSTNEW....THIS IS SHI MIN YI, ABBOT OF FHC WHO WAS THE STAR ATTRACTION FOR THE LIVE CHARITY SHOW....A MONK ACTING AS A STUNTMAN?
he cried and pleaded for more donation cos that night's call-in donation was pathetic....however, when the show about to end, they suddenly announced they had hit 7+ million bucks....me was really blurred???? how did they come about this figure. total call-ins were about 488K times $5 per call = barely 2.5M. still can't figure out how the fantastic figure was arrived at????
From: leetahsar 13:45
To: postnew 765 of 797
yes...this was what i saw there....the left eye of guanyin.....i tot i saw a diamond liked teardrop hanging there.....it's like she was shedding a tear for something......for botak's wayward behaviour?.....for my goonie behaviour?...???
From: postnew 13:56
To: leetahsar 766 of 797
83628.766 in reply to 83628.765
<< ?.....for my goonie behaviour?...??? >>
guanyin one look at the fatso n said ....omg ! that's the monk wannabe....
From: leetahsar 14:06
To: postnew 769 of 797
83628.769 in reply to 83628.766
....and what....what....and maybe she is shedding a diamond tear and telling me...this goon wannabe monk better dun come here...or else...(i will be driven coconut!)....
....no i think her tears are for the true compassion which even a so called venerable abbot couldn't truefully achieved....
maybe a drop of tear for the way the other 7 asst. abbot who did nothing to remind the botak chief.....
a drop of tear....for the disappointment in the way humans choose ignorant over their inherent cosmic wisdom.....
a drop of tear...that the end of the world is so near....and yet human still can't be awaken from their illusive dream....
and here is the super irritant NECK again:
Uncle lee, u got doubts meh?
Perhaps u Nichiren Sect background did not give u much faith in the Buddha nature in you.
Neck tells u a secret, the FHC abbot has the spirit of the 1000 hands 1000 eyes kuan shi yin pu sa, notice all the instruments the all ready standing bodhisattva has? It's like the Swiss Army Knife, wif all resources ready for his use.
The subtle message the kuan yin pu sa will use all resources available at his disposal to act on the grounds of compassion. The kuan yin pu sa is a HE by the way.
Ur trip to FHC was not wasted, looking at the photos u took u have already meet your "botak".
so i got to waste my breathe to explain to this stubbornly egoistic NECK:
sorry to disappoint u....i know most of the bigshots here....their presidento ikeda daisaku, me know too...and handshook with him....so what's this religion all about....i am more familiar than u....
u may like to know that the soka assn now can't use NICHIREN SHOSHU BUDDHIST....as this is the copyright of the monkhood from japan. and this bunch of waywards botaks have fallen out with the layman...the soka in their agreement to the finance management...so u see...it boils down to materialistic benefits more than for the religious and spiritual side.
again, a scion has broken away and form a new group in batam called the ICHINEN SANZEN.....and the local soka assn is now apprehensive that this newly formed group would compete with them in membership....these are PAID MEMbership hor...not free one ok...it's $3/px in a family...ie. if a member family got 10 persons...the membership fee per mth would be $30.
RELIGION IS FREE....ANYTING THAT COMPELLED U FOR A MEMBERSHIP IS ALREADY A FAULTY RELIGION.....MEANING IF U GOT MONEY...U CAN GO HEAVEN IS IT? NO WAY!!
THE HEAVEN OR WESTERN PARADISE ROUTE IS ALL BASED ON UR MERITS OF GOODNESS U DO WHEN U R ALIVE....NOT MEASURED BY THE AMOUNT OF MONEY U HAVE OR DONATED.....
IN FACT, in buddhism, u dun need a statue of guanyin or buddha to "entice" you...cos the buddha is in you....
but due to the ignorance of most followers, they need to see something to get rev up...so a statue of buddha or guanyin is constructed for u to refer to something other than emptiness.....
if u got the buddha within u...a plant....a cup or even the air...is also a buddha u see.....this is what i mean by:
EMPTINESS IS FORM....FORM IS EMPTINESS....what u see is not really what u see.....
do u think the actual guanyin looks like what the bronze statue is constructed from?.....definitely no. be awaken from ur illusive dreams......
From: painneck (goutyneck) 14:38
To: postnew 775 of 797
83628.775 in reply to 83628.774
Good dat u posted the photo of Ven Shi Ming photo here, can u see the resemblence between the Ven and the GuanShiYing pu sa LTS took, take a closer look wif ur heart please.
From: leetahsar 14:41
To: painneck (goutyneck) 777 of 797
83628.777 in reply to 83628.775
might as well said he looks more like ur father....
oh my god! neck...r u trying to say that the humongous guanyin in FHC is constructed in the likeness of botak...then may buddha have mercy...this botak would already sinned right to the core....!
this is the awesome GUANYIN at the main hall of FOO HAI CHAN MONASTERY......
IS THIS RIGHT FOR A MONK?
as a monk....and abbot some more...u see those action he done...u tell me is that becoming of a monk?
getting people to perform like monkeys and circus clowns...get themselves injure and maim ...then tell them, to play safe...in the first place, it should have been more creatively planned....and he, some more go show off....
a monk is a monk....a spiderman is not a monk....and vice versa...simple as that.
then botak should have walked the plank...i meant the pole for his 2nd stunt...the bohisttavas will protect him what like u said.
in fact, a warning has been given to him in the form of heavy rains and strong wind...and botak chose to show off...but i think he might have realised for the 2nd part...so he forfeited the stunt....
(THE STUNTS described here was a live charity tv show where this botak shi min yi perform a spiderman stunt walking planks at 66 floor of the REPUBLIC PLAZA BUILIDNG)
in the lst stunt, there wasn't any risk...with all the safety gadgets....me also can go do it....knowing there isn't any risk....i very garang one, ok.....and i believe my mentality is even steadier than poon pee pee.....
i had blur blur went upstage in a restaurant once to belt out karaoke as there was a bunch of aunties who were killing my appetite with their chicken slaughtering singings...so i told my squatters gang....me go up and kill the aunties with my engrish song...and u know what...i sang PAPER ROSES....and all the aunties after my song, quietly finished their meal and also allowing me to eat in peace...hahahaha...this is my garang goon character...which my gang of squatters love...very impromptu one u know...hahahaha....
FOO HAN CHAN MONASTERY, HERE I COME
last sat, like i mentioned before, i took mrt to aljunied mrt station to look for FOO HAI CHAN MONASTERY....the territory of botak. it was an arduous journey for me but i already anticipated it so i wore my jogging NB SHOE.
after exiting aljunied mrt, i proceeded to the nearest coffeeshop and ate ba chor meepok. drinking my teh si, i asked the ah pek how to go FHC. he said it was at geylang lor 31 and i must cross the road. it was opp from where i was. so after topped up my tummy tank and drank my teh si, i crossed to the opp side of the road and walked...and walked...and walked...i started at lor 25. then hit 27, 29....and hell...my eyes feasted on the china mei-meis all along the way to lor 31...
goodness! this bunch of spider spirits were really bold. in broad daylight and they were already doing business with their pimps. i was attracted by a majestic temple at lor 29 so i detoured in. along the way, parked some stalled cars....with MEI MEI spider spirits inside with their pimp. they winked at me...of course, as courtesy, i winked back...then hell! the pimp also wink at me...er...what was i suppose to do? winked back lor....hahahaha....so so cute...so so pretty...lucky goonie me is immuned to spider spirit's temptation if not...mati sure got eaten up alive....
i reached this TUA PEK KONG temple. very grand. very nice. went in and asked the kindly caretaker where was FHC. hell! he didn't know! and he anyhow pointed and asked me go try lor 31. ok lor...i went to lor 31. goodness! so many spider spirits leaning at lamp posts...winking at me....so out of courtesy...i winked back, lor and proceeded.
on reaching lor 31.....shit! where got FHC? spider spirits aplenty....but no FHC. having no choice....i approached a motherly spider spirit...i mean she looked kindly motherly type...n sure enough, my senses guided me well...she was a kind heart spider spirit and she directed me. she told me in slang mandarin that i was suppose to cross back the road to the other side and follow the mrt track. it would lead me to FHC.
JACKPOT!! true enough, the mrt track led me to FHC finally. it was at geylang east ave 2. hell! those bloody ah peks anyhow pointed me to HOLLAND...i.e merry go round...
it was a really grand sight this FHC. greyish majestic structure. beautiful...this temple was gorgeous!! i loved it! i entered. took off my shoes and entered the main worship hall. quite empty only a lady there. so i very clever....i sat on a spot right behind on the right hand side.
infront of me was an awesome 3 storey high thousands arms and eyes guanyin statue....very very big...very very powerful i could sense her presence. so i cool down. closed my eyes and mediate...doing a silent heart chanting....then 3 monks entered: one in yellow shirt and brown robe, one in full black and one in black shirt brown robe. they took their position and started chanting.
i was like feeling very very fortunate like i was in time to hear them chant through microphones. only me and another lady that was about all there were in this vacant hall.
after the yellow shirt monk finished chanting, the black shirt/brown robe went out carrying a small globet of water and sprinkled....then he returned. next was the young all black attired monk who armed himself 2 drum sticks and proceed to the drum up on drum to my left end. very very interesting drumming performance.
he finished. then he exited from the hall. the blackshirt/brown robe monk...goodness ...was walking towards me...i was startled. did i did something wrong. he was like coming for me.....but then almost reaching me he turned with his backside facing directly at me....and he started chanting without using the microphone....i tried to absorbed whatever he was chanting....then came the torturous part. there was a big ancient bell next to me...means only about 2 ft infront of me to my right...and he hammered it with a big mallet....gong...gong...gong...wah lau! i had it man this time! the goon now was gong gong...and gong..gong goon...hahahaha....
immediately he finished....i folded my palms bowed and prayed to the omnipotent guanyin....and something caught my eyes. i dunno whether was it because of the position i was sitting or the effect of the spotlight....but i thought i notice a sparkling diamond of a teardrop on the left eye of guanyin. i looked and i looked yes...there was a drop of tear hanging on the half opened left eyes. anyway, i left the hall so did the monk. the hall now as quite vacant......
wore back my NB shoes, i started exploring the whole premises....very tranquil very beautiful. on the right of the temple was a 5 storeys pagoda in which housed BUDDHA MAITREYA...the future buddha. on arrival of this friendliest buddha spells the end of the world. so i went in and pay obeissance to MAITReYA..
NEXT, i remembered botak's favourite #23 and to ascertain he was driving a mercz, i proceeded to the basement carpark. B1 was the columbarium. i skipped...all dead peoples' tablets nothing much to see.
i proceeded downwards to B2. goodness! quite cleverly designed basement carparks and all numbered too.....something told me botak's merzc must be at lot 23. wasting no time, i headed straight for carpark #23. nO! it was vacant...meaning botak already charbok...so i exited from there to a lift landing and pressed 4th floor...all the way up to the highest floor....to see if i could meet botak just in case he might not own a mercz....
on the 4th fl was the auditorium. there were kids having their martial arts lesson. i blur blur opened a room door, there inside a bunch of lau huays having their yoga lessons.... instead of taking the lift, i walked down to 3rd floor. goodie! this is the floor where the monks reside....means botak's office or bedroom there too...no...all looked quiet. but there was a special room with a huge nice painting outside....i sensed it...must be botak's office or bedroom...was so tempted to open it...but no...din do it...i descended to the ground floor and wandered around the place.
there was a small garden and goodness.....the silly monks planted only sweet potatoes...of all the veggies, the chose the easiest to grow. maybe hor...i jus say may only hor...i could teach them to grow more challenging veggies.
ok...tahsar...don't detour from main course...ok...i steer back....hahahaha
er...that's about all my report...i will be coming here again....i got agents within who inform me that every 23 (botak's favourite #), there would be a puja...er...something like sutra chanting...then there would be veggie buffet...yum yum...ok...23 january...i mark my calender....go look for botak...so wait patiently now...by hook or by crook....i think...my affinity with botak is getting closer.....;9)
info to get to FHC: alight at ALJUNIED MRT. dun cross rd or anything....just walk under the mrt track. there is a very pleasant planted up footpath. just follow the winding foot path to reach FHC....er...about 2 bus stop distance...good luck!
AND a forummer, KEI75 post a question:
i dun usually come in here.....this has 2 be an excellent essay....boring topic yet interesting attractive....n no i'm nt referring 2 those spiders.
so, who was left in the hall.......the lady?.......next time this part change a bit, k....a bit eerie....lucky is a temple story!
my reply to him:
ya, that specky lady....what u expect...a spirit...a spider spirit...a pretty mei mei...or a ghost....joker huh u....
last sat, like i mentioned before, i took mrt to aljunied mrt station to look for FOO HAI CHAN MONASTERY....the territory of botak. it was an arduous journey for me but i already anticipated it so i wore my jogging NB SHOE.
after exiting aljunied mrt, i proceeded to the nearest coffeeshop and ate ba chor meepok. drinking my teh si, i asked the ah pek how to go FHC. he said it was at geylang lor 31 and i must cross the road. it was opp from where i was. so after topped up my tummy tank and drank my teh si, i crossed to the opp side of the road and walked...and walked...and walked...i started at lor 25. then hit 27, 29....and hell...my eyes feasted on the china mei-meis all along the way to lor 31...
goodness! this bunch of spider spirits were really bold. in broad daylight and they were already doing business with their pimps. i was attracted by a majestic temple at lor 29 so i detoured in. along the way, parked some stalled cars....with MEI MEI spider spirits inside with their pimp. they winked at me...of course, as courtesy, i winked back...then hell! the pimp also wink at me...er...what was i suppose to do? winked back lor....hahahaha....so so cute...so so pretty...lucky goonie me is immuned to spider spirit's temptation if not...mati sure got eaten up alive....
i reached this TUA PEK KONG temple. very grand. very nice. went in and asked the kindly caretaker where was FHC. hell! he didn't know! and he anyhow pointed and asked me go try lor 31. ok lor...i went to lor 31. goodness! so many spider spirits leaning at lamp posts...winking at me....so out of courtesy...i winked back, lor and proceeded.
on reaching lor 31.....shit! where got FHC? spider spirits aplenty....but no FHC. having no choice....i approached a motherly spider spirit...i mean she looked kindly motherly type...n sure enough, my senses guided me well...she was a kind heart spider spirit and she directed me. she told me in slang mandarin that i was suppose to cross back the road to the other side and follow the mrt track. it would lead me to FHC.
JACKPOT!! true enough, the mrt track led me to FHC finally. it was at geylang east ave 2. hell! those bloody ah peks anyhow pointed me to HOLLAND...i.e merry go round...
it was a really grand sight this FHC. greyish majestic structure. beautiful...this temple was gorgeous!! i loved it! i entered. took off my shoes and entered the main worship hall. quite empty only a lady there. so i very clever....i sat on a spot right behind on the right hand side.
infront of me was an awesome 3 storey high thousands arms and eyes guanyin statue....very very big...very very powerful i could sense her presence. so i cool down. closed my eyes and mediate...doing a silent heart chanting....then 3 monks entered: one in yellow shirt and brown robe, one in full black and one in black shirt brown robe. they took their position and started chanting.
i was like feeling very very fortunate like i was in time to hear them chant through microphones. only me and another lady that was about all there were in this vacant hall.
after the yellow shirt monk finished chanting, the black shirt/brown robe went out carrying a small globet of water and sprinkled....then he returned. next was the young all black attired monk who armed himself 2 drum sticks and proceed to the drum up on drum to my left end. very very interesting drumming performance.
he finished. then he exited from the hall. the blackshirt/brown robe monk...goodness ...was walking towards me...i was startled. did i did something wrong. he was like coming for me.....but then almost reaching me he turned with his backside facing directly at me....and he started chanting without using the microphone....i tried to absorbed whatever he was chanting....then came the torturous part. there was a big ancient bell next to me...means only about 2 ft infront of me to my right...and he hammered it with a big mallet....gong...gong...gong...wah lau! i had it man this time! the goon now was gong gong...and gong..gong goon...hahahaha....
immediately he finished....i folded my palms bowed and prayed to the omnipotent guanyin....and something caught my eyes. i dunno whether was it because of the position i was sitting or the effect of the spotlight....but i thought i notice a sparkling diamond of a teardrop on the left eye of guanyin. i looked and i looked yes...there was a drop of tear hanging on the half opened left eyes. anyway, i left the hall so did the monk. the hall now as quite vacant......
wore back my NB shoes, i started exploring the whole premises....very tranquil very beautiful. on the right of the temple was a 5 storeys pagoda in which housed BUDDHA MAITREYA...the future buddha. on arrival of this friendliest buddha spells the end of the world. so i went in and pay obeissance to MAITReYA..
NEXT, i remembered botak's favourite #23 and to ascertain he was driving a mercz, i proceeded to the basement carpark. B1 was the columbarium. i skipped...all dead peoples' tablets nothing much to see.
i proceeded downwards to B2. goodness! quite cleverly designed basement carparks and all numbered too.....something told me botak's merzc must be at lot 23. wasting no time, i headed straight for carpark #23. nO! it was vacant...meaning botak already charbok...so i exited from there to a lift landing and pressed 4th floor...all the way up to the highest floor....to see if i could meet botak just in case he might not own a mercz....
on the 4th fl was the auditorium. there were kids having their martial arts lesson. i blur blur opened a room door, there inside a bunch of lau huays having their yoga lessons.... instead of taking the lift, i walked down to 3rd floor. goodie! this is the floor where the monks reside....means botak's office or bedroom there too...no...all looked quiet. but there was a special room with a huge nice painting outside....i sensed it...must be botak's office or bedroom...was so tempted to open it...but no...din do it...i descended to the ground floor and wandered around the place.
there was a small garden and goodness.....the silly monks planted only sweet potatoes...of all the veggies, the chose the easiest to grow. maybe hor...i jus say may only hor...i could teach them to grow more challenging veggies.
ok...tahsar...don't detour from main course...ok...i steer back....hahahaha
er...that's about all my report...i will be coming here again....i got agents within who inform me that every 23 (botak's favourite #), there would be a puja...er...something like sutra chanting...then there would be veggie buffet...yum yum...ok...23 january...i mark my calender....go look for botak...so wait patiently now...by hook or by crook....i think...my affinity with botak is getting closer.....;9)
info to get to FHC: alight at ALJUNIED MRT. dun cross rd or anything....just walk under the mrt track. there is a very pleasant planted up footpath. just follow the winding foot path to reach FHC....er...about 2 bus stop distance...good luck!
AND a forummer, KEI75 post a question:
i dun usually come in here.....this has 2 be an excellent essay....boring topic yet interesting attractive....n no i'm nt referring 2 those spiders.
so, who was left in the hall.......the lady?.......next time this part change a bit, k....a bit eerie....lucky is a temple story!
my reply to him:
ya, that specky lady....what u expect...a spirit...a spider spirit...a pretty mei mei...or a ghost....joker huh u....
VEN. HOE YUEN HOE, MY MOTHER TERESA
venerable nun hoe yuen hoe abbess of MUN FUT TONG passed away at 97. she was such a good person...one who was full of compassion and so so humble...i heard her past interview where she mentioned "she isn't compassionate or charitable....cos the amount she did wasn't really enough....." now that's what i called a fantastic person.
she was a hairdresser for samsui women and amahs...and with her savings, she single handedly built the temple MUN FUT TONG for aged and sick. she didn't even have to play wonderwoman like the botak....and yet financially, we din hear any kind of money problem from her....she kept herself low-key....if i had known about this great nun...i would gladly be her disciple and learn from her the true meaning of compassion....she was a living bodhisttava...our own mother teresa....and i din know until she died and reported in the paper....
during her last days, she still cooked and care for patients younger than her...she is really beyond words of praises and respect...
Ven. HOE, may ur compassionate spirit returns to the western paradise...may u find eternal peace and happiness there....my deepest respect for u.
and then NECK pestered me with another argument, and here's my reply to him:
From: painneck (goutyneck) 12-Jan 14:08
To: leetahsar 716 of 797
83628.716 in reply to 83628.714
LTS
When Neck meant "successful in cultivation" means that the person is successful as a person - a human being not about money$ and material possession.
Thanks for sharin, Neck now understands the anger in you.Don't tell Neck that you do not have any responsibility for suffering in your own shit now. It is always easy to blame others.
For your good, please don't bring this state of mind to your next life, forgive PAPimps and the likes of Durai & gang.
Also, grinding your axe and use it on the wrong party would only make worsen your situation.
Be positive, u shd give thanks more for what you already have and not pain yourself over the negatives.
my reply:
neck ah neck...u interprete everthing wrong about this forgetfu goon...i habor no anger...i was pls how heaven has guided me to this state...there isn't anyone to blame...i already repeat and repeat:
MAN PROPOSE; HEAVEN DISPOSE.....AND WHAT IS YOURS WILL DEFINITELY BE URS...WHAT'S NOT, THEN FORGET IT AND MOVE ON...
if i were to be like u and go harbor all this vengeance....long ago, i would have died of cancer liao....i was told that i m going to live pass 100 yrs...103 before i move on into another realm...i dunno and dun care...i live for now...cos now this the moment...who will actually know what would happen to him the moment he steps out of his door...103 or 10 yrs....it means the same with me...it's how u live ur life...how fullest u have experience...and the past is already history, not point lamenting or crying over it. for me....boy...i am getting the real full blast now...and basking gleefully in it....so i going to shout now...ya..shout what....
I AM THE HAPPIEST GOON IN SINKIETOWN....AND MAYBE THE WHOLE WORLD !!! :0)
of course, an unhappy person like urself who treats everyone even this happiest goon here as suffering...NO! NO!...i am a happy goon...nothing now to burden me....so what's there to sadden me leh?
even my chiobu now gone...i was actually giggling...means i dun ve to listen to her long winded repetitive whinings about her days with sibeipine....i am infact happy for her...she found a true love in a freaking rich indo bf...hopefully i will be receiving her wedding summon pretty soon...maybe u know what...the couple may just send me an all expense paid airfare and lodging to attend their wedding...and hopefully hor...when i am there...they dun mention about me....i will be reminding them this...if not...i won't attend....
u see...if u r bought down by attachment...no matter how good ur situation... how blessed u r...u will never be happy...never satisfy......then u go around blaming people...and when people...goon especially like me testified that i am happy...u doublt...cos u never experience it and think such could not be happening...but the fact is: IT HAPPENS ON THIS HAPPY GONG GONG GOON....and all i feel was gratitude and gratitude to heaven...to the invisible buddhas who have protected and guided me...ornitoufo.....
...and i was deeply touched by a reader who post this to me:
From: Mahakala001 12-Jan 17:51
To: leetahsar 730 of 797
83628.730 in reply to 83628.729
*prays for lts
venerable nun hoe yuen hoe abbess of MUN FUT TONG passed away at 97. she was such a good person...one who was full of compassion and so so humble...i heard her past interview where she mentioned "she isn't compassionate or charitable....cos the amount she did wasn't really enough....." now that's what i called a fantastic person.
she was a hairdresser for samsui women and amahs...and with her savings, she single handedly built the temple MUN FUT TONG for aged and sick. she didn't even have to play wonderwoman like the botak....and yet financially, we din hear any kind of money problem from her....she kept herself low-key....if i had known about this great nun...i would gladly be her disciple and learn from her the true meaning of compassion....she was a living bodhisttava...our own mother teresa....and i din know until she died and reported in the paper....
during her last days, she still cooked and care for patients younger than her...she is really beyond words of praises and respect...
Ven. HOE, may ur compassionate spirit returns to the western paradise...may u find eternal peace and happiness there....my deepest respect for u.
and then NECK pestered me with another argument, and here's my reply to him:
From: painneck (goutyneck) 12-Jan 14:08
To: leetahsar 716 of 797
83628.716 in reply to 83628.714
LTS
When Neck meant "successful in cultivation" means that the person is successful as a person - a human being not about money$ and material possession.
Thanks for sharin, Neck now understands the anger in you.Don't tell Neck that you do not have any responsibility for suffering in your own shit now. It is always easy to blame others.
For your good, please don't bring this state of mind to your next life, forgive PAPimps and the likes of Durai & gang.
Also, grinding your axe and use it on the wrong party would only make worsen your situation.
Be positive, u shd give thanks more for what you already have and not pain yourself over the negatives.
my reply:
neck ah neck...u interprete everthing wrong about this forgetfu goon...i habor no anger...i was pls how heaven has guided me to this state...there isn't anyone to blame...i already repeat and repeat:
MAN PROPOSE; HEAVEN DISPOSE.....AND WHAT IS YOURS WILL DEFINITELY BE URS...WHAT'S NOT, THEN FORGET IT AND MOVE ON...
if i were to be like u and go harbor all this vengeance....long ago, i would have died of cancer liao....i was told that i m going to live pass 100 yrs...103 before i move on into another realm...i dunno and dun care...i live for now...cos now this the moment...who will actually know what would happen to him the moment he steps out of his door...103 or 10 yrs....it means the same with me...it's how u live ur life...how fullest u have experience...and the past is already history, not point lamenting or crying over it. for me....boy...i am getting the real full blast now...and basking gleefully in it....so i going to shout now...ya..shout what....
I AM THE HAPPIEST GOON IN SINKIETOWN....AND MAYBE THE WHOLE WORLD !!! :0)
of course, an unhappy person like urself who treats everyone even this happiest goon here as suffering...NO! NO!...i am a happy goon...nothing now to burden me....so what's there to sadden me leh?
even my chiobu now gone...i was actually giggling...means i dun ve to listen to her long winded repetitive whinings about her days with sibeipine....i am infact happy for her...she found a true love in a freaking rich indo bf...hopefully i will be receiving her wedding summon pretty soon...maybe u know what...the couple may just send me an all expense paid airfare and lodging to attend their wedding...and hopefully hor...when i am there...they dun mention about me....i will be reminding them this...if not...i won't attend....
u see...if u r bought down by attachment...no matter how good ur situation... how blessed u r...u will never be happy...never satisfy......then u go around blaming people...and when people...goon especially like me testified that i am happy...u doublt...cos u never experience it and think such could not be happening...but the fact is: IT HAPPENS ON THIS HAPPY GONG GONG GOON....and all i feel was gratitude and gratitude to heaven...to the invisible buddhas who have protected and guided me...ornitoufo.....
...and i was deeply touched by a reader who post this to me:
From: Mahakala001 12-Jan 17:51
To: leetahsar 730 of 797
83628.730 in reply to 83628.729
*prays for lts
I AM BLISSFULLY FAILURE AND QUITE BROKE
hello...this goon here is neither rich not successful hor...in fact i consider myself blissfully failure and ok lah...not so poor....my old fat bank accounts was flatten by CLOB saga...my tirelssly built up garden mercilessly bulldozed....my faithful pickup savagely turned into a heap of metal....and this goon is still happy like a F opps...lark!
yes...man will change with his fortune...just look at our paps u will know...a humble poor kampong boy...ended up as pm...then after warming the seat harbouring enough dole and still wanting more....gave it all up to a clown as the next pm.....yes...he has changed and created so many undue stress and problems for peasants. eg:
1. rated all the schools....now the parents and children all stressed up
2. created kiasu grcs...now me all stressed up...cannot cast my opps vote...always walkover so many times...and this time round, no difference...
3. killing my trusty pickup when i can't pay them obscence protection fees to the tune of 24.5k for another 10 yrs usuage....pickup cost was only 19.8K then
4. raising the cpf withdrawal...can't even use our own money to tide our present lame condition...and to think we can continue to last until the ripe old age of 60 to withdrawal and havoc...by then already one half foot in coffin.
5. make babies production cost so sky-rocket high, people just avoid...then blame nation for not producing enough babies...
6. created the lame gst...making them already rich to a newer level of the fucking freaking rich...'cuse me...gotta to use this power F word...
7. artificially driven all prices of pigeonholes and created so many fake asset rich but cpf broke peasants...i mean all ur cpf has already unwittingly transferred into hdb bank already what...so what's there left for u when u withdrawl...kosong!
......etc...etc...and none are for the greater benefit of peasants...only benefit the obscencely paid paps and their miniturds...
now the charities are following the same F paps style...they con the peasants further....here the good and big hearted peasants are swell people except a bit goonier than this goon here...and they willingly part with their hard earned money even though they r quite down...they part...and if the stunts are even more sadistic...they part lagi more...their pure compassion to help the needy has inadvertently turns sadistic...and all thanks to botak and the gang...chui guo chui guo...
AND then there is a very persistent guy called NECK (painneck) who keeps pestering and debating with me...i dun think his views are sensible to be hear. anyway, i am putting up my visit to FOO HAI CHAN MONASTERY where the abbot shi min yi was the "boss" there. i intend to go there to meet him, sense him...and then maybe give a piece of my mind as to why a head monk or abbot could behave like a stuntman, a spiderman or a daredevil in the name of raising money for his REN CI HOSPITAL....
hello...this goon here is neither rich not successful hor...in fact i consider myself blissfully failure and ok lah...not so poor....my old fat bank accounts was flatten by CLOB saga...my tirelssly built up garden mercilessly bulldozed....my faithful pickup savagely turned into a heap of metal....and this goon is still happy like a F opps...lark!
yes...man will change with his fortune...just look at our paps u will know...a humble poor kampong boy...ended up as pm...then after warming the seat harbouring enough dole and still wanting more....gave it all up to a clown as the next pm.....yes...he has changed and created so many undue stress and problems for peasants. eg:
1. rated all the schools....now the parents and children all stressed up
2. created kiasu grcs...now me all stressed up...cannot cast my opps vote...always walkover so many times...and this time round, no difference...
3. killing my trusty pickup when i can't pay them obscence protection fees to the tune of 24.5k for another 10 yrs usuage....pickup cost was only 19.8K then
4. raising the cpf withdrawal...can't even use our own money to tide our present lame condition...and to think we can continue to last until the ripe old age of 60 to withdrawal and havoc...by then already one half foot in coffin.
5. make babies production cost so sky-rocket high, people just avoid...then blame nation for not producing enough babies...
6. created the lame gst...making them already rich to a newer level of the fucking freaking rich...'cuse me...gotta to use this power F word...
7. artificially driven all prices of pigeonholes and created so many fake asset rich but cpf broke peasants...i mean all ur cpf has already unwittingly transferred into hdb bank already what...so what's there left for u when u withdrawl...kosong!
......etc...etc...and none are for the greater benefit of peasants...only benefit the obscencely paid paps and their miniturds...
now the charities are following the same F paps style...they con the peasants further....here the good and big hearted peasants are swell people except a bit goonier than this goon here...and they willingly part with their hard earned money even though they r quite down...they part...and if the stunts are even more sadistic...they part lagi more...their pure compassion to help the needy has inadvertently turns sadistic...and all thanks to botak and the gang...chui guo chui guo...
AND then there is a very persistent guy called NECK (painneck) who keeps pestering and debating with me...i dun think his views are sensible to be hear. anyway, i am putting up my visit to FOO HAI CHAN MONASTERY where the abbot shi min yi was the "boss" there. i intend to go there to meet him, sense him...and then maybe give a piece of my mind as to why a head monk or abbot could behave like a stuntman, a spiderman or a daredevil in the name of raising money for his REN CI HOSPITAL....
Monday, January 16, 2006
Thursday, January 12, 2006
I LUV TSIMSHATSUI....
there is a market under a flyover at the TSIMSHATSUI mrt outlet...u come out u will see the market on ur left...
inside this market, i tasted the best beef noodle, yeow choy and the yin-yong cha which is a concoction of coffee mixed with tea and cream...damn shiok!! after that u cross over the road...many pirate t-shirts for sale...got RALPH POLO, YVES, VALENTINO...etc...only HK$20 ea damn cheap...can bargained some more if buy in quantity. u walk another few step, there is an amusement centre. descend the staircase and u will find the biggest pinball machines collection available there...and the place was really really huge...with the latest arcade games...I AM IN HEAVEN!!! :)
there is a market under a flyover at the TSIMSHATSUI mrt outlet...u come out u will see the market on ur left...
inside this market, i tasted the best beef noodle, yeow choy and the yin-yong cha which is a concoction of coffee mixed with tea and cream...damn shiok!! after that u cross over the road...many pirate t-shirts for sale...got RALPH POLO, YVES, VALENTINO...etc...only HK$20 ea damn cheap...can bargained some more if buy in quantity. u walk another few step, there is an amusement centre. descend the staircase and u will find the biggest pinball machines collection available there...and the place was really really huge...with the latest arcade games...I AM IN HEAVEN!!! :)
MY AFINITY WITH HONG KONG
INITIALLY, I HATED HK. the people make the place really looks bad and notorious. they were known to laugh at poor and out but not the filthy or despicably rich.
the only place that hk brings back fond memories to me was my stay at MONGKOK POLICE RECREATION CLUB where my good hkie pal lived. his wife is the head chai por in charge of this clubhouse...and this place is damn shiok!...got big swimming pool, olympic running tracks, tennis/badminton/squash court, suana, nice restuarant and even a video arcade with a number of my favorite pinball machines
and directly opposite this club was a siao dian yin...a porn theatre...u paid one ticket and u can watch the whole day to your heart's delight. many apeks while watching inside...also wanking the hounds. very very amusing. and u know what - smoking is ok inside.
the next is LANTAU ISLAND where the dai fatt - big bronze buddha is located on a 168, i think so, steps climb platform. very scenic view. very tranquil...and also the place i had my very first buddhism encounter with a kindly old nun there who bestowed me with her "power" buddhist beads she been chanting with.....the beads she gave me had turned into ebony colour from her years of rolling it during her incessant chanting....according to my da shi shiong in a balestier temple, it's really well...powered spiritual beads....hahahaha...
there was another lesser known buddhist temple somewhere slightly below poh lian see (the main one there and an tourist attraction). .....that's the temple i would like to visit again in my next trip.....i got like a feel for that temple....like i might end up there or something like that.....
visit hk for the food and the shopping but not for tourist attraction stuff...cos there r fewer than sinkietown...oh well,...maybe the disneyland and the ocean park and stanley beach pasar malam style stalls....the food...go for the food...the timsum very very cheap, good and big serving...again i can't think of anything in hk but food...and more food... ;9)
there's the ever popular WONG TAI SIN temple...but few people know nearby this temple on a hillside was another even nicer temple called CHI WAN MUIO temple. more things here to see except u must climb up a winding stairs.
there is a yun shek collection arranged in a row - cloud taiwanese rocks, where there are hidden images like guanyin, the horoscopes animals, guan kong, and many other images...it's just like a mini haw par villa...but up there, u can see the whole of WONG TAI SIN district. quite breathtaking, u know.some more hor...got free tea serving there. unlike the very commercialised WONG TAI SIN temple...every damn thing is money...u ve to buy the talisman at i think HK5 or S$1...and if u need those fortune tellers to explain, it would be like HK$20 per talisman. the good thing, it's free entrance and lesser or maybe even no crowd. i accidentally found this place when i took bus and forgot to alight at the wong tai sin bus stop...and it took me all the way up the hill and there i found this very unique temple on the hill slope.
oh...maybe the swimming at CHENG SUI WAN...aiyah..go and explore lah...very interesting observe how hkie behaviours are definitely more mindful and outspoken than the blur kings sinkies here....
they dun hog pathways. they keep left on escalator...before they ask u a question, they said MMM KOI...then (question)...they need to pass u when u r obstructing their way...they go MMM KOI....JIE YAT JIE.....(excuse, pls give way)
they might be damn freaking haughty...but when it comes to right of way...they can be quite diplomatically courteous....
i think i will do my next stories for all my stays in hk...i been there like for more than 8 or 10 times already i can even remember. but each time, the stay is normally quite long maybe a month or even longer...living with my hk pal's family until they migrated in 1997 to vancouver...and then i meet up my hk pal when he returns to hk....and that would be another interesting story when he rented a service apartment room in CAUSEWAY BAY owned by a very interesting hokien lady whom i AU KA LIAO with her...everytime when i about to leave, she would give me some parting gifts like HK lup cheong from WEN WAH LUP CHEONG...very famous and expensive the lup cheongs sold there....
ok...i compiled all my trips there and try to condense it and i maybe called it....
I LUV HONG KONG....
INITIALLY, I HATED HK. the people make the place really looks bad and notorious. they were known to laugh at poor and out but not the filthy or despicably rich.
the only place that hk brings back fond memories to me was my stay at MONGKOK POLICE RECREATION CLUB where my good hkie pal lived. his wife is the head chai por in charge of this clubhouse...and this place is damn shiok!...got big swimming pool, olympic running tracks, tennis/badminton/squash court, suana, nice restuarant and even a video arcade with a number of my favorite pinball machines
and directly opposite this club was a siao dian yin...a porn theatre...u paid one ticket and u can watch the whole day to your heart's delight. many apeks while watching inside...also wanking the hounds. very very amusing. and u know what - smoking is ok inside.
the next is LANTAU ISLAND where the dai fatt - big bronze buddha is located on a 168, i think so, steps climb platform. very scenic view. very tranquil...and also the place i had my very first buddhism encounter with a kindly old nun there who bestowed me with her "power" buddhist beads she been chanting with.....the beads she gave me had turned into ebony colour from her years of rolling it during her incessant chanting....according to my da shi shiong in a balestier temple, it's really well...powered spiritual beads....hahahaha...
there was another lesser known buddhist temple somewhere slightly below poh lian see (the main one there and an tourist attraction). .....that's the temple i would like to visit again in my next trip.....i got like a feel for that temple....like i might end up there or something like that.....
visit hk for the food and the shopping but not for tourist attraction stuff...cos there r fewer than sinkietown...oh well,...maybe the disneyland and the ocean park and stanley beach pasar malam style stalls....the food...go for the food...the timsum very very cheap, good and big serving...again i can't think of anything in hk but food...and more food... ;9)
there's the ever popular WONG TAI SIN temple...but few people know nearby this temple on a hillside was another even nicer temple called CHI WAN MUIO temple. more things here to see except u must climb up a winding stairs.
there is a yun shek collection arranged in a row - cloud taiwanese rocks, where there are hidden images like guanyin, the horoscopes animals, guan kong, and many other images...it's just like a mini haw par villa...but up there, u can see the whole of WONG TAI SIN district. quite breathtaking, u know.some more hor...got free tea serving there. unlike the very commercialised WONG TAI SIN temple...every damn thing is money...u ve to buy the talisman at i think HK5 or S$1...and if u need those fortune tellers to explain, it would be like HK$20 per talisman. the good thing, it's free entrance and lesser or maybe even no crowd. i accidentally found this place when i took bus and forgot to alight at the wong tai sin bus stop...and it took me all the way up the hill and there i found this very unique temple on the hill slope.
oh...maybe the swimming at CHENG SUI WAN...aiyah..go and explore lah...very interesting observe how hkie behaviours are definitely more mindful and outspoken than the blur kings sinkies here....
they dun hog pathways. they keep left on escalator...before they ask u a question, they said MMM KOI...then (question)...they need to pass u when u r obstructing their way...they go MMM KOI....JIE YAT JIE.....(excuse, pls give way)
they might be damn freaking haughty...but when it comes to right of way...they can be quite diplomatically courteous....
i think i will do my next stories for all my stays in hk...i been there like for more than 8 or 10 times already i can even remember. but each time, the stay is normally quite long maybe a month or even longer...living with my hk pal's family until they migrated in 1997 to vancouver...and then i meet up my hk pal when he returns to hk....and that would be another interesting story when he rented a service apartment room in CAUSEWAY BAY owned by a very interesting hokien lady whom i AU KA LIAO with her...everytime when i about to leave, she would give me some parting gifts like HK lup cheong from WEN WAH LUP CHEONG...very famous and expensive the lup cheongs sold there....
ok...i compiled all my trips there and try to condense it and i maybe called it....
I LUV HONG KONG....
I LUV HONGKONG...AND THE FOOD THERE...GLORIOUS FOOD!
many restaurants in HK open as fast as they close. there was this HOM BAO restaurants chain sells very cheap har hmm char...tea @3pm , half price only....now my other hkie pals told me already closed shop....
when in HK, remember these food which are aplenty there but hardly can find here:
1. roast goose serve with the thick vermicelli soup plus cai xin.
2. yum yum...roast pigeons...last time the price was like HK32 or S$7 a bird....the best one used to be located near GARDEN CITY HOTEL IN TAI KO SENG called the SAN SUI WA... they had another one in shatin and also serve a very mean snake soup...seair kang but they have relocated to vancouver...i ate there once when i visited my emigrated hkie pal.
3. the gluey snake soup...only available during cold weather like now....the best one in YUEN LONG....a 2 hr bus ride there from CAUSEWAY BAY...u garnish this special tonic serpent soup with pomelo leaves and fried crispy wanton skin.
4. vegetarian food at poh lian see, lantau island. this one u ve to buy the food voucher and share tables with other devotees there...very fun. can make friends easily...talk and eat...and chit chat again....
5. try all the tim sum there. the curry cuttlefish in curry sauce...the humongous beef balls, the char leong...chee cheong fun wrapped with you tiao with special sauce.
6. must eat lobster there hor...very cheap. try the cheesy long har...or lobster mee in cheesy sauce...very unique.
7. their hk style version of roast chicken....very very shiok. very springgy type unlike our frozen chicken which taste floury.
8. the tai bah tong...their zhar char....very cheap...if u dun mind the hygiene part.
9. try also the teochew style restaurant...try the mantis prawns or nine lew har stirred fried in just garlic and sea salts...very crispy and fragrant....also available the original teochew stinky tofu...with their special sauce dip...
10. the yu dan tong....u know the roadside hawker selling those stick of lok lok fishballs, beefballs, cuttlefish, scallops...very very shiok and cheap.
11. the desserts stall selling the dan nine...or steam milk egg. go for the double skinned type dan nine...very nice. about HK25 per bowl or S$5
12. go to MOSQUE STREET....yes mosque st...the notorious whorehouse location...u get the ping pong ball wantan mee...the wantan is wrapped with solid fresh prawns...and ths soup stock is for real...not ur msg type...but a bit pricey now...about HK18 about S$4 and side order a yao choy...or boiled cai xin in oyster sauce...
13. go also for the steamboat....or any buffet...i tried GARDEN CITY HOTEL...wow lau...the buffet like infinity long man...can't even taste all the varied food...international, jap, continental...like the world food grouped into here....and only like HK220 a pax. about S$50.
14. got car...go all the way to SAI KONG...best and cheapest seafood...they also got hainan pak chok kai..or hainanese chicken...but dunno the restaurant...it's near to a beach...very nice scenery.
many...many more...just walk see, attack the food...walk, see , then wallop again....everytime i returned from HK... sparetyre greatly inflated....
many restaurants in HK open as fast as they close. there was this HOM BAO restaurants chain sells very cheap har hmm char...tea @3pm , half price only....now my other hkie pals told me already closed shop....
when in HK, remember these food which are aplenty there but hardly can find here:
1. roast goose serve with the thick vermicelli soup plus cai xin.
2. yum yum...roast pigeons...last time the price was like HK32 or S$7 a bird....the best one used to be located near GARDEN CITY HOTEL IN TAI KO SENG called the SAN SUI WA... they had another one in shatin and also serve a very mean snake soup...seair kang but they have relocated to vancouver...i ate there once when i visited my emigrated hkie pal.
3. the gluey snake soup...only available during cold weather like now....the best one in YUEN LONG....a 2 hr bus ride there from CAUSEWAY BAY...u garnish this special tonic serpent soup with pomelo leaves and fried crispy wanton skin.
4. vegetarian food at poh lian see, lantau island. this one u ve to buy the food voucher and share tables with other devotees there...very fun. can make friends easily...talk and eat...and chit chat again....
5. try all the tim sum there. the curry cuttlefish in curry sauce...the humongous beef balls, the char leong...chee cheong fun wrapped with you tiao with special sauce.
6. must eat lobster there hor...very cheap. try the cheesy long har...or lobster mee in cheesy sauce...very unique.
7. their hk style version of roast chicken....very very shiok. very springgy type unlike our frozen chicken which taste floury.
8. the tai bah tong...their zhar char....very cheap...if u dun mind the hygiene part.
9. try also the teochew style restaurant...try the mantis prawns or nine lew har stirred fried in just garlic and sea salts...very crispy and fragrant....also available the original teochew stinky tofu...with their special sauce dip...
10. the yu dan tong....u know the roadside hawker selling those stick of lok lok fishballs, beefballs, cuttlefish, scallops...very very shiok and cheap.
11. the desserts stall selling the dan nine...or steam milk egg. go for the double skinned type dan nine...very nice. about HK25 per bowl or S$5
12. go to MOSQUE STREET....yes mosque st...the notorious whorehouse location...u get the ping pong ball wantan mee...the wantan is wrapped with solid fresh prawns...and ths soup stock is for real...not ur msg type...but a bit pricey now...about HK18 about S$4 and side order a yao choy...or boiled cai xin in oyster sauce...
13. go also for the steamboat....or any buffet...i tried GARDEN CITY HOTEL...wow lau...the buffet like infinity long man...can't even taste all the varied food...international, jap, continental...like the world food grouped into here....and only like HK220 a pax. about S$50.
14. got car...go all the way to SAI KONG...best and cheapest seafood...they also got hainan pak chok kai..or hainanese chicken...but dunno the restaurant...it's near to a beach...very nice scenery.
many...many more...just walk see, attack the food...walk, see , then wallop again....everytime i returned from HK... sparetyre greatly inflated....
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
this is the datura plant...or commonly called the angel trumpet. don't be fool by this beautiful plant. it's deadly poisonous.....every part of the plant even it's roots is very very toxic. if u have children at home, best to avoid this plant.
it's chinese name is called MAN TOU LOU...and is now used in the research in blood cancer. it is believed due to it's toxicity, it would be able to be harness and apply to destroying cancerous cells...hopefully, a cure can be found soon so that lesser patients need to suffer this wicked sickness and have their life prematurely terminated thus....
MAN TOU LOU shows us ur merciful ability to heal all these suffering cancer patients......
these are african violets - my favorite table top plants. it's very easy to handle. just keep them on the dry side. they are succulents so they dun need much water or fertiliser.
place them in a cool bright place and mist the leaves regularly to keep it free from dust and it love the high humidity. if u have a bright bathroom, that would be its favorite place. as u mist, add a pinch of PHOSTROGEN into ur sprayer....and they would happily bloom for many days....
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
From: BabaEro11 14:08 To: leetahsar 690 of 703 83628.690 in reply to 83628.686
why he cannot fire sperm missiles at home? no target at home, is it?
From: leetahsar 14:14 To: BabaEro11 693 of 703 83628.693 in reply to 83628.690
at home only verbal missiles that sure kena me...cos me big size...cannot miss.... i dunno whether he fires in geylang or not cos always got his whole bunch of lan han koo's board meeting...and like from morn to night...the house is exceptionally peaceful... this bunch now located another spot in desaru...and on friday...they go there...and return the next day...shiok, huh!...all the lan han here are equipped with deadly bloodhounds dun pray pray ok...can kill spider spirits and eat their pussycats as tits and bits.....;(
oh ya...i remember u now...the one with the yellowing leaves from urea....in my plants problems page... so u r filipino living in filippines near a white sand beach house...u lucky devil...can i visit u and stay permanently with u hah? can or not...pls pls...
From: BabaEro11 14:24 To: leetahsar 697 of 703 83628.697 in reply to 83628.693
your rolanto so rich, go so far fire sperm missiles. is he sowing his seeds elsewhere, planning to migrate in future? you intro him to the 'below banana tree' lah, nearer n shd be cheaper. if his viagra fails, u can rush there quick.
Pare, u r rite. u r most welcum. can charge u special rates n less. working for my "rolanto" in a bitch resort.
From: leetahsar 14:34 To: BabaEro11 699 of 703 83628.699 in reply to 83628.697
last time he was freaking rich. he went to ur shore at subic bay for gambling in US$......u ve to excuse me...fired at ur country spider spirits....one of the spider even called here. i received the call....she said "honey when u cum...i very lonely...i miss u ...i love u...i..." and i cut her off by saying, " this is not rolanto...this is his son, tarsah!" click! she hung up. later she sent a love letter: HONEY, i miss u...i very lonely..when u come? my son also miss u...u give US5k...i can connect phone line...then i can call u easily....i love u...." this i gave it to mamalee as evidence just in case she decides: that's it! i going to divorce him once and for all...he can fire his bloody sperms missiles until he dies cock standing, i dun care anymore!!! :(
shit! the bickering is still continuing...sorry guys..will reply ur mails tonite...i cannot tahan already...me got to buzz off before i ended up jumping off the window....;9(...2 stereos are now in full blast...maxi volume!!!...jialat!
why he cannot fire sperm missiles at home? no target at home, is it?
From: leetahsar 14:14 To: BabaEro11 693 of 703 83628.693 in reply to 83628.690
at home only verbal missiles that sure kena me...cos me big size...cannot miss.... i dunno whether he fires in geylang or not cos always got his whole bunch of lan han koo's board meeting...and like from morn to night...the house is exceptionally peaceful... this bunch now located another spot in desaru...and on friday...they go there...and return the next day...shiok, huh!...all the lan han here are equipped with deadly bloodhounds dun pray pray ok...can kill spider spirits and eat their pussycats as tits and bits.....;(
oh ya...i remember u now...the one with the yellowing leaves from urea....in my plants problems page... so u r filipino living in filippines near a white sand beach house...u lucky devil...can i visit u and stay permanently with u hah? can or not...pls pls...
From: BabaEro11 14:24 To: leetahsar 697 of 703 83628.697 in reply to 83628.693
your rolanto so rich, go so far fire sperm missiles. is he sowing his seeds elsewhere, planning to migrate in future? you intro him to the 'below banana tree' lah, nearer n shd be cheaper. if his viagra fails, u can rush there quick.
Pare, u r rite. u r most welcum. can charge u special rates n less. working for my "rolanto" in a bitch resort.
From: leetahsar 14:34 To: BabaEro11 699 of 703 83628.699 in reply to 83628.697
last time he was freaking rich. he went to ur shore at subic bay for gambling in US$......u ve to excuse me...fired at ur country spider spirits....one of the spider even called here. i received the call....she said "honey when u cum...i very lonely...i miss u ...i love u...i..." and i cut her off by saying, " this is not rolanto...this is his son, tarsah!" click! she hung up. later she sent a love letter: HONEY, i miss u...i very lonely..when u come? my son also miss u...u give US5k...i can connect phone line...then i can call u easily....i love u...." this i gave it to mamalee as evidence just in case she decides: that's it! i going to divorce him once and for all...he can fire his bloody sperms missiles until he dies cock standing, i dun care anymore!!! :(
shit! the bickering is still continuing...sorry guys..will reply ur mails tonite...i cannot tahan already...me got to buzz off before i ended up jumping off the window....;9(...2 stereos are now in full blast...maxi volume!!!...jialat!
ROLANTO LEE IS BACK FROM HIS SPERM DONATION STINT
today's hari raya haji. the rain is still pouring. already raining for 3 days non stop and whole day,too.
i was wickedly feeling happy. i thought good the bloody devlish horny old man would be stuck in haaydai feeding orgasmically away his sperms to the spider spirits there. best! if there is a flooding there. then he doesn't need to come home. i can enjoy more days of peace and tranquility.
but no! he's back. unsually when he returns home it would be like about 5 something in the morning. no one knows until he comes over next door for his morning cuppa and breakfast and starts the day by stirring up peevish troubles for me and mamalee. and yes...he came over while i was washing up. SHIT!!
mum and me are suppose to timsum later. hell! now all cancelled. we dun like him to tag along with us. we normally will be embarrassed when he goes irritate those red star restaurant lau aunties waitresses. Rolanto: "ah jie, please bring chillies". he would start his usual fucking irritating gimmicks.
then the auntie waitress came with the green vinegared chillies. rolanto: "ah jie, can give me red ones..." so off the old waitress would go and bring him the red chillies...."er...got those chilli padi ones or not?" with this last stupid request, u wish u weren't there with this super irritant lau han. and also if u look at the auntie's head with the ceiling light behind, u can actually notice steam emitting out of her crop of dyed black hairs.....hahaha...
now all alerts are on for me and mamalee. we know once he's back means he's also broke. not only the spider spirits sucked him dried of his sperm..and maybe his blood, too. all the money he got from us - the monthly protection fees and the rentals from ft tenant should have been gleefully transfered into the spider's web already....
now a broke bloke. his mind would be up to no good again and would try all his very lame and irritating antic to shake us for more dough.....so RED ALERT on. missiles prepared. target locked in.... on false move from the bloody lau han koo, and he will get it from me and mamalee. we have informed the sisters too. and they also alert on.
bloody lau han standard money shaking initiation goes like this: "sar, sar.....come here pls...got something to discuss with u..." u heel him and approach him, the next thing out of his mouth would be..."u got money or not , huh...can give me $50...i hungry leh...i wanna to go eat..." ya..and for fifty buck, i can order one claypot sharkfin from thai village restaurant....He's asking obscene amount so that he can buy a mountain range of 4Ds lottery....han koo, han koo...u gotta be more creative if u wanna to shake money from us....no way we are going to fall for ur silly ploys anymore....god bless u....my dear father!
i will be observing him especially his lips. if it synches too drastic or tilted or slur too much, i will know that he really over fired his sperm missiles. his fleas infested bloodhound must have worked very hard into overtime. he must had been fed with excessive pirate thai viagra...and bless u lau han...ur handling up ur IC is nearer than u think.....:(
From: BabaEro11 13:48 To: leetahsar 685 of 703 83628.685 in reply to 83628.633
wow, your father rolanto like that, arhh?How cum he go haaydai fire sperm missiles at spider spirits? Ay home no target to fire?
my reply:
the nearest would be batam...his long range missiles can fired from home to there...and kill a few indo blur cheapskate spiders there....hahahaha
and aussieb anxiously chipped in:
today's hari raya haji. the rain is still pouring. already raining for 3 days non stop and whole day,too.
i was wickedly feeling happy. i thought good the bloody devlish horny old man would be stuck in haaydai feeding orgasmically away his sperms to the spider spirits there. best! if there is a flooding there. then he doesn't need to come home. i can enjoy more days of peace and tranquility.
but no! he's back. unsually when he returns home it would be like about 5 something in the morning. no one knows until he comes over next door for his morning cuppa and breakfast and starts the day by stirring up peevish troubles for me and mamalee. and yes...he came over while i was washing up. SHIT!!
mum and me are suppose to timsum later. hell! now all cancelled. we dun like him to tag along with us. we normally will be embarrassed when he goes irritate those red star restaurant lau aunties waitresses. Rolanto: "ah jie, please bring chillies". he would start his usual fucking irritating gimmicks.
then the auntie waitress came with the green vinegared chillies. rolanto: "ah jie, can give me red ones..." so off the old waitress would go and bring him the red chillies...."er...got those chilli padi ones or not?" with this last stupid request, u wish u weren't there with this super irritant lau han. and also if u look at the auntie's head with the ceiling light behind, u can actually notice steam emitting out of her crop of dyed black hairs.....hahaha...
now all alerts are on for me and mamalee. we know once he's back means he's also broke. not only the spider spirits sucked him dried of his sperm..and maybe his blood, too. all the money he got from us - the monthly protection fees and the rentals from ft tenant should have been gleefully transfered into the spider's web already....
now a broke bloke. his mind would be up to no good again and would try all his very lame and irritating antic to shake us for more dough.....so RED ALERT on. missiles prepared. target locked in.... on false move from the bloody lau han koo, and he will get it from me and mamalee. we have informed the sisters too. and they also alert on.
bloody lau han standard money shaking initiation goes like this: "sar, sar.....come here pls...got something to discuss with u..." u heel him and approach him, the next thing out of his mouth would be..."u got money or not , huh...can give me $50...i hungry leh...i wanna to go eat..." ya..and for fifty buck, i can order one claypot sharkfin from thai village restaurant....He's asking obscene amount so that he can buy a mountain range of 4Ds lottery....han koo, han koo...u gotta be more creative if u wanna to shake money from us....no way we are going to fall for ur silly ploys anymore....god bless u....my dear father!
i will be observing him especially his lips. if it synches too drastic or tilted or slur too much, i will know that he really over fired his sperm missiles. his fleas infested bloodhound must have worked very hard into overtime. he must had been fed with excessive pirate thai viagra...and bless u lau han...ur handling up ur IC is nearer than u think.....:(
From: BabaEro11 13:48 To: leetahsar 685 of 703 83628.685 in reply to 83628.633
wow, your father rolanto like that, arhh?How cum he go haaydai fire sperm missiles at spider spirits? Ay home no target to fire?
my reply:
the nearest would be batam...his long range missiles can fired from home to there...and kill a few indo blur cheapskate spiders there....hahahaha
and aussieb anxiously chipped in:
Upon reading this post,http://forums.delphiforums.com/sammyboymod/messages?msg=83628.684
Brother, I can literally here your scream from here! Wish I cud suggest kind of a solution. Not easy this situation. Like to let you know that there are ppl out here who are all ears. Sympathizers here may want to lend you a shoulder if you wanna do the niagara falls, but IMHO professional advice shud be sought.If you like a chat on this, email me the ID of your chat program and I'll meet you there.
so i replied him:
aussieb...u dun ve to worry about me...i ve told u before...me is a goon...and very forgetful....dun harbor any anger .....just a strange melacholic sadness for him...he's after all the other half that produces this goon here.....and early in the morning even before half a day he's back....the quarrelling between he and mamalee already started....
he insisted the mamalee do his laundries...his underwears especially...if not dun ve any to wear....and now it's like pouring like shit here...3 days already and still pouring....how to wash...how to dry...but he demanded...so the stereos start...me going to buzz off soon...hopefully they slug it out...and then one dead one badly injured...then there definitely would be peace finally in these 2 pigeonholes, 4 rms..2 kitchens that i m staying....sad ;9(
From:
cantbeassed
8-Jan 22:16
To:
leetahsar
677 of 703
83628.677 in reply to 83628.676
Anymore pics dear??
From:
leetahsar
8-Jan 23:08
To:
cantbeassed
678 of 703
83628.678 in reply to 83628.677
er...no lah...very pai seh u know...i m suppose to be a ghost writer. exposing myself has already made me very vulnerable. sorry dearie. hope u understand.
From:
cantbeassed
8-Jan 23:27
To:
leetahsar
679 of 703
83628.679 in reply to 83628.678
i tell u what, if your only showing one pic, why not show us the "behind" view??
From:
leetahsar
8-Jan 23:32
To:
cantbeassed
680 of 703
83628.680 in reply to 83628.679
*blush*...wish on girl!...if i show, i will definitely have an attack of the chronic gays....u want them to ruin my perfect round and shiny aug 15 bom-bom? :)
From:
cantbeassed
8-Jan 23:38
To:
leetahsar
681 of 703
83628.681 in reply to 83628.680
LOL, i'm just messing with you my lovely leetashar:)) and we certainly don't want any gay men trying to trick you into bending over now do we?!?!
From:
leetahsar
8-Jan 23:45
To:
cantbeassed
682 of 703
83628.682 in reply to 83628.681
ya...good u understand...see my own depressed and deprived hunky male pal already aiming at my blackhole....those gay spider spirits ...goodness! i will definitely be doped, dragged and raped until i dun even know what's my real surname is....hahahaha....dearie...u are driving me deliriously crazy...hahaha
cantbeassed
8-Jan 22:16
To:
leetahsar
677 of 703
83628.677 in reply to 83628.676
Anymore pics dear??
From:
leetahsar
8-Jan 23:08
To:
cantbeassed
678 of 703
83628.678 in reply to 83628.677
er...no lah...very pai seh u know...i m suppose to be a ghost writer. exposing myself has already made me very vulnerable. sorry dearie. hope u understand.
From:
cantbeassed
8-Jan 23:27
To:
leetahsar
679 of 703
83628.679 in reply to 83628.678
i tell u what, if your only showing one pic, why not show us the "behind" view??
From:
leetahsar
8-Jan 23:32
To:
cantbeassed
680 of 703
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*blush*...wish on girl!...if i show, i will definitely have an attack of the chronic gays....u want them to ruin my perfect round and shiny aug 15 bom-bom? :)
From:
cantbeassed
8-Jan 23:38
To:
leetahsar
681 of 703
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LOL, i'm just messing with you my lovely leetashar:)) and we certainly don't want any gay men trying to trick you into bending over now do we?!?!
From:
leetahsar
8-Jan 23:45
To:
cantbeassed
682 of 703
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ya...good u understand...see my own depressed and deprived hunky male pal already aiming at my blackhole....those gay spider spirits ...goodness! i will definitely be doped, dragged and raped until i dun even know what's my real surname is....hahahaha....dearie...u are driving me deliriously crazy...hahaha
AUSSIEB post me a concerned mail:
Frankly, I think its a bladdy waste if you 'retire'. Go and live life! There's plenty to be done out there, if you know what I mean.
and my reply to him:
but i am living like i neber live before...and only regret din retired earlier....i am going places...my next destination...TAIWAN.
From:
aussiebiz
7-Jan 01:55
To:
leetahsar
668 of 703
83628.668 in reply to 83628.667
^^...but i am living like i neber live before...^^
Excellent!! that's one big, big problem solved!
Brother Lee,
I have personally know many ppl who have all the material comforts, very well off financially, got plenty of all the whatever C's(Credit Cards, Condos, Cannons, Cats, Cars, Country Clubs, etc, etc) and much more ...but sadly I can see they lack what many less well off ppl incl me have; and they don't; i.e. the inner peace and joy which cannot be purchase wif money.
So excuse me for saying this, stop whinning abt 'yesterday's'cruel and traumatic days, live for today, look positivelyfor a better tomorrow! Do you want me to get all the poststhat you've posted in this thread to sober you up??
Sori to say this, I sometimes think you are a very confusedperson. Notwithstanding that, even the visually handicapped may be a able to see that you are a nice person. I had come to this conclusion after reading many of the posts you've written in this forum for which I take it at face value. I must confessto some degree I have learn and gain some knowledge from this and your other threads.
so i told me in my next reply:
aussieb...i really hope u stop worrying about me...do u know that i even shouted to the world:
I AM THE HAPPIEST GOON ALIVE IN THE WORLD!
now how can i be unhappy....i said go sulk in a dark corner...dun talk my words literally lah....i am just teasing u guys.
i was infact happy cos #1 i am finally free from being someone's reserve sparetyre and #2 i dun have to entertain talking to choobeebee hours and hours of lor soh heartbreaks she got from sibeipine...u know like an agony uncle. she really can spend on the phone bills u know....money no problem to this freaking rich ex-chiobu of my.
and #3 i was very very happy for her and hope she finally finds true love in that freaking rich bf and can live happily ever after like a fairytale. the only time i was sad...ok not sad disappointed was my presents...my parting gifts she suppose to give me. instead she dares confess she detoured with bf to KL to party the NEW YEAR 2006...shit! and she din ask me along....:(
so brother, i should be the last person u worry in this world....all the gods, buddhas, daishonin, mother mary, pusas...etc...they are my friends and surely they protect and love this big goondu goon here....if not explain my luck in $Ds and totos...if suppose hor...if i strike the really super jackpot toto...i may invite people here to my give away free gifts party...just only suppose lah...daydream what, can right? ;9)
YES...aussieb...life is REALLY going on for me...after my garden was bulldozed, i was totally down and almost out. that's where i saw this site and lst time, i posted here. i got very encouraging words from someone called AHBENGSONG and a few others...who is now rarely heard...
i was very apprehensive. i wasn't young anymore. the saving was like almost approaching "empty". there was cloudiness and imminent darkness right ahead of me....my confidence was rock bottomed....
then i saw the buddhist beads a nun gave me during my 2nd trip to hk which i took a ferry to TAI YEE SHAN IN LANTAU island. took a bus up poh lian see...and there she was this kindly friendly nun. my lst encounter with her...we talked. she belanja me tea..talked and then suddenly she removed her beads and gave it to me....
me being a goon..take lor and thanked her. when i returned, i never really bothered about the strings of ebony colored beads. i just hanged somewhere.
then by affinity, a temple in balestier called me up to remove a rogue mango tree in their compound which was overgrown and making the temple very YIN....so i brought in my artillery....my group of small army of indians and bangalas i borrowed from my indian chief contractor. we rid the tree way through the night and ended at about 8pm+...
then the da si shiong of the temple invited me over during the weekend to buddhist chant. and i tot what the heck! free what go see lor...so i just pick up my ignored buddhist beads the nun gave me and blur blur went to the temple.
when the jokers there saw my beads, they thought i very deep cos the beads i was holding was ebony colored, theirs was a very pale whitish one.
da shi shiong asked me if i had chant like eons. i was surprised and blur when he asked me so. i told i roughly only knew a bit to chant the prajnaparamita heart sutra only. then he explained to me that by the appearance and color of the beads i was holding, it must came from some one who had chanted all his life to turn the pale colored beads to ebony dark. i was lagi blur...i revealed to him that the beads was given by a nun in lantau island...and then he told me i got affinity with buddhism...and so...the predomination keeps appearing hence thus in my dreams...i was a monk in yellow robe...my god...how to siam...huh...like in those movies u know...the dreams keep appearing....and i see myself a monk in yellow robe. mati lah, leetahsar...surely i hope i m not going to get it one day...but so be it...if it does come, it come..i will just accept it. but for now, i siam...i haven't enjoyed my retired life enough to forsake everything and go botak and be monk...so there u r. the uncanniness of my life.funny and weird. i also sometime feel very puzzled.
people study, go army. get a job. find a gf. patho. marries. produces babies. upgrade to grams...then mati. me...everything is totally far out and different from the average sinkie. funny hor?
so i called myself, leetahsar...the gooniest of the goons....hahaha;9) and stiking lotteries is my hobby now...hahahaha
like i said...i m the official time-keeper. i keep time now and not time keeps me. i am a free spirit. do what i want. go where i wish. there's nothing now...totally nothing that bimds me...so here i go again....
AM I THE HAPPIEST GOON IN THE WORLD? ;)
From:
aussiebiz
7-Jan 17:57
To:
leetahsar
674 of 703
83628.674 in reply to 83628.673
Time to change your nic to:
(NO MORE GOON)leetahsar
From:
leetahsar
7-Jan 18:07
To:
aussiebiz
675 of 703
83628.675 in reply to 83628.674
i still prefer to be a goon. a goon would not harbor hatred, vengeance, envy, and very forgetful...so it's easier to forgive and forget....
the trouble with this world and especially here in sinkietown, people thought they have eyes...but they can't see. they thought they have ears...but they can't hear. and worst they thought they have the minds...yes that they have ...but they lack the hearts....
and who are the people who fit the best to these mentality i ve just described....none other than the hopelessly ministars living in denials of the actual suffering of the people who vote or walkover them in....very very sad :(
and next erection, i dun think i will be able to cast my opps vote cos sure walkover again unless the opps can come up with 7 jokers to pit against lau lee who bosses over this super duper 7 cons grc...very sickening. make it bigger like 81 out of this world hyper super duper flooper grc...and they definitely get their thick skinned bei pine sey landslide victory....GOOD LUCK TO THEM!
Frankly, I think its a bladdy waste if you 'retire'. Go and live life! There's plenty to be done out there, if you know what I mean.
and my reply to him:
but i am living like i neber live before...and only regret din retired earlier....i am going places...my next destination...TAIWAN.
From:
aussiebiz
7-Jan 01:55
To:
leetahsar
668 of 703
83628.668 in reply to 83628.667
^^...but i am living like i neber live before...^^
Excellent!! that's one big, big problem solved!
Brother Lee,
I have personally know many ppl who have all the material comforts, very well off financially, got plenty of all the whatever C's(Credit Cards, Condos, Cannons, Cats, Cars, Country Clubs, etc, etc) and much more ...but sadly I can see they lack what many less well off ppl incl me have; and they don't; i.e. the inner peace and joy which cannot be purchase wif money.
So excuse me for saying this, stop whinning abt 'yesterday's'cruel and traumatic days, live for today, look positivelyfor a better tomorrow! Do you want me to get all the poststhat you've posted in this thread to sober you up??
Sori to say this, I sometimes think you are a very confusedperson. Notwithstanding that, even the visually handicapped may be a able to see that you are a nice person. I had come to this conclusion after reading many of the posts you've written in this forum for which I take it at face value. I must confessto some degree I have learn and gain some knowledge from this and your other threads.
so i told me in my next reply:
aussieb...i really hope u stop worrying about me...do u know that i even shouted to the world:
I AM THE HAPPIEST GOON ALIVE IN THE WORLD!
now how can i be unhappy....i said go sulk in a dark corner...dun talk my words literally lah....i am just teasing u guys.
i was infact happy cos #1 i am finally free from being someone's reserve sparetyre and #2 i dun have to entertain talking to choobeebee hours and hours of lor soh heartbreaks she got from sibeipine...u know like an agony uncle. she really can spend on the phone bills u know....money no problem to this freaking rich ex-chiobu of my.
and #3 i was very very happy for her and hope she finally finds true love in that freaking rich bf and can live happily ever after like a fairytale. the only time i was sad...ok not sad disappointed was my presents...my parting gifts she suppose to give me. instead she dares confess she detoured with bf to KL to party the NEW YEAR 2006...shit! and she din ask me along....:(
so brother, i should be the last person u worry in this world....all the gods, buddhas, daishonin, mother mary, pusas...etc...they are my friends and surely they protect and love this big goondu goon here....if not explain my luck in $Ds and totos...if suppose hor...if i strike the really super jackpot toto...i may invite people here to my give away free gifts party...just only suppose lah...daydream what, can right? ;9)
YES...aussieb...life is REALLY going on for me...after my garden was bulldozed, i was totally down and almost out. that's where i saw this site and lst time, i posted here. i got very encouraging words from someone called AHBENGSONG and a few others...who is now rarely heard...
i was very apprehensive. i wasn't young anymore. the saving was like almost approaching "empty". there was cloudiness and imminent darkness right ahead of me....my confidence was rock bottomed....
then i saw the buddhist beads a nun gave me during my 2nd trip to hk which i took a ferry to TAI YEE SHAN IN LANTAU island. took a bus up poh lian see...and there she was this kindly friendly nun. my lst encounter with her...we talked. she belanja me tea..talked and then suddenly she removed her beads and gave it to me....
me being a goon..take lor and thanked her. when i returned, i never really bothered about the strings of ebony colored beads. i just hanged somewhere.
then by affinity, a temple in balestier called me up to remove a rogue mango tree in their compound which was overgrown and making the temple very YIN....so i brought in my artillery....my group of small army of indians and bangalas i borrowed from my indian chief contractor. we rid the tree way through the night and ended at about 8pm+...
then the da si shiong of the temple invited me over during the weekend to buddhist chant. and i tot what the heck! free what go see lor...so i just pick up my ignored buddhist beads the nun gave me and blur blur went to the temple.
when the jokers there saw my beads, they thought i very deep cos the beads i was holding was ebony colored, theirs was a very pale whitish one.
da shi shiong asked me if i had chant like eons. i was surprised and blur when he asked me so. i told i roughly only knew a bit to chant the prajnaparamita heart sutra only. then he explained to me that by the appearance and color of the beads i was holding, it must came from some one who had chanted all his life to turn the pale colored beads to ebony dark. i was lagi blur...i revealed to him that the beads was given by a nun in lantau island...and then he told me i got affinity with buddhism...and so...the predomination keeps appearing hence thus in my dreams...i was a monk in yellow robe...my god...how to siam...huh...like in those movies u know...the dreams keep appearing....and i see myself a monk in yellow robe. mati lah, leetahsar...surely i hope i m not going to get it one day...but so be it...if it does come, it come..i will just accept it. but for now, i siam...i haven't enjoyed my retired life enough to forsake everything and go botak and be monk...so there u r. the uncanniness of my life.funny and weird. i also sometime feel very puzzled.
people study, go army. get a job. find a gf. patho. marries. produces babies. upgrade to grams...then mati. me...everything is totally far out and different from the average sinkie. funny hor?
so i called myself, leetahsar...the gooniest of the goons....hahaha;9) and stiking lotteries is my hobby now...hahahaha
like i said...i m the official time-keeper. i keep time now and not time keeps me. i am a free spirit. do what i want. go where i wish. there's nothing now...totally nothing that bimds me...so here i go again....
AM I THE HAPPIEST GOON IN THE WORLD? ;)
From:
aussiebiz
7-Jan 17:57
To:
leetahsar
674 of 703
83628.674 in reply to 83628.673
Time to change your nic to:
(NO MORE GOON)leetahsar
From:
leetahsar
7-Jan 18:07
To:
aussiebiz
675 of 703
83628.675 in reply to 83628.674
i still prefer to be a goon. a goon would not harbor hatred, vengeance, envy, and very forgetful...so it's easier to forgive and forget....
the trouble with this world and especially here in sinkietown, people thought they have eyes...but they can't see. they thought they have ears...but they can't hear. and worst they thought they have the minds...yes that they have ...but they lack the hearts....
and who are the people who fit the best to these mentality i ve just described....none other than the hopelessly ministars living in denials of the actual suffering of the people who vote or walkover them in....very very sad :(
and next erection, i dun think i will be able to cast my opps vote cos sure walkover again unless the opps can come up with 7 jokers to pit against lau lee who bosses over this super duper 7 cons grc...very sickening. make it bigger like 81 out of this world hyper super duper flooper grc...and they definitely get their thick skinned bei pine sey landslide victory....GOOD LUCK TO THEM!
Monday, January 09, 2006
ROLANTO LEE IS BACK FROM HIS SPERM DONATION STINT
today's hari raya haji. the rain is still pouring. already raining for 3 days non stop and whole day,too.
i was wickedly feeling happy. i thought good the bloody devlish horny old man would be stuck in haaydai feeding orgasmically away his sperms to the spider spirits there. best! if there is a flooding there. then he doesn't need to come home. i can enjoy more days of peace and tranquility.
but no! he's back. unsually when he returns home it would be like about 5 something in the morning. no one knows until he comes over next door for his morning cuppa and breakfast and starts the day by stirring up peevish troubles for me and mamalee. and yes...he came over while i was washing up. SHIT!!
mum and me are suppose to timsum later. hell! now all cancelled. we dun like him to tag along with us. we normally will be embarrassed when he goes irritate those red star restaurant lau aunties waitresses. Rolanto: "ah jie, please bring chillies". he would start his usual fucking irritating gimmicks.
then the auntie waitress came with the green vinegared chillies. rolanto: "ah jie, can give me red ones..." so off the old waitress would go and bring him the red chillies...."er...got those chilli padi ones or not?" with this last stupid request, u wish u weren't there with this super irritant lau han. and also if u look at the auntie's head with the ceiling light behind, u can actually notice steam emitting out of her crop of dyed black hairs.....hahaha...
now all alerts are on for me and mamalee. we know once he's back means he's also broke. not only the spider spirits sucked him dried of his sperm..and maybe his blood, too. all the money he got from us - the monthly protection fees and the rentals from ft tenant should have been gleefully transfered into the spider's web already....
now a broke bloke. his mind would be up to no good again and would try all his very lame and irritating antic to shake us for more dough.....so RED ALERT on. missiles prepared. target locked in.... on false move from the bloody lau han koo, and he will get it from me and mamalee. we have informed the sisters too. and they also alert on.
bloody lau han standard money shaking initiation goes like this: "sar, sar.....come here pls...got something to discuss with u..." u heel him and approach him, the next thing out of his mouth would be..."u got money or not , huh...can give me $50...i hungry leh...i wanna to go eat..." ya..and for fifty buck, i can order one claypot sharkfin from thai village restaurant....He's asking obscene amount so that he can buy a mountain range of 4Ds lottery....han koo, han koo...u gotta be more creative if u wanna to shake money from us....no way we are going to fall for ur silly ploys anymore....god bless u....my dear father!
i will be observing him especially his lips. if it synches too drastic or tilted or slur too much, i will know that he really over fired his sperm missiles. his fleas infested bloodhound must have worked very hard into overtime. he must had been fed with excessive pirate thai viagra...and bless u lau han...ur handling up ur IC is nearer than u think.....:(
today's hari raya haji. the rain is still pouring. already raining for 3 days non stop and whole day,too.
i was wickedly feeling happy. i thought good the bloody devlish horny old man would be stuck in haaydai feeding orgasmically away his sperms to the spider spirits there. best! if there is a flooding there. then he doesn't need to come home. i can enjoy more days of peace and tranquility.
but no! he's back. unsually when he returns home it would be like about 5 something in the morning. no one knows until he comes over next door for his morning cuppa and breakfast and starts the day by stirring up peevish troubles for me and mamalee. and yes...he came over while i was washing up. SHIT!!
mum and me are suppose to timsum later. hell! now all cancelled. we dun like him to tag along with us. we normally will be embarrassed when he goes irritate those red star restaurant lau aunties waitresses. Rolanto: "ah jie, please bring chillies". he would start his usual fucking irritating gimmicks.
then the auntie waitress came with the green vinegared chillies. rolanto: "ah jie, can give me red ones..." so off the old waitress would go and bring him the red chillies...."er...got those chilli padi ones or not?" with this last stupid request, u wish u weren't there with this super irritant lau han. and also if u look at the auntie's head with the ceiling light behind, u can actually notice steam emitting out of her crop of dyed black hairs.....hahaha...
now all alerts are on for me and mamalee. we know once he's back means he's also broke. not only the spider spirits sucked him dried of his sperm..and maybe his blood, too. all the money he got from us - the monthly protection fees and the rentals from ft tenant should have been gleefully transfered into the spider's web already....
now a broke bloke. his mind would be up to no good again and would try all his very lame and irritating antic to shake us for more dough.....so RED ALERT on. missiles prepared. target locked in.... on false move from the bloody lau han koo, and he will get it from me and mamalee. we have informed the sisters too. and they also alert on.
bloody lau han standard money shaking initiation goes like this: "sar, sar.....come here pls...got something to discuss with u..." u heel him and approach him, the next thing out of his mouth would be..."u got money or not , huh...can give me $50...i hungry leh...i wanna to go eat..." ya..and for fifty buck, i can order one claypot sharkfin from thai village restaurant....He's asking obscene amount so that he can buy a mountain range of 4Ds lottery....han koo, han koo...u gotta be more creative if u wanna to shake money from us....no way we are going to fall for ur silly ploys anymore....god bless u....my dear father!
i will be observing him especially his lips. if it synches too drastic or tilted or slur too much, i will know that he really over fired his sperm missiles. his fleas infested bloodhound must have worked very hard into overtime. he must had been fed with excessive pirate thai viagra...and bless u lau han...ur handling up ur IC is nearer than u think.....:(
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