this bak kut teh shop was like the holy land of bak kut teh. so many pics of local and foreign celebrities all pasted on the wall. in fact all the whole walls were filled with pics taken with the lauhankoo boss there.
oh...fei yu ching there...and yes, sandra ng....wow...the whole TENSION boys....and the defunct ENERGY boys...oops!!...how come DA PAI SAR, chen chin pei also got there??...as i was engrossed admiring and calling to all those celebrities' names, sbk was rather pissed and gave me a good dressing, "BOB, pls behave urself leh....quit blabbling those names lah...see du ho(look ok) ...keep ur bloody gape shut...for heaven's sake!"
huh??...like that also cannot??....i could sense an uncanny tension gradually building up in sbk....he was like very exhilirated ...and like very nervous..very uneasy...all the complicated mixed feeling welling within him...and he was definitely a guy picking on innocent poor piggy that night....
i regretted coming out as a lamp post in between chinjiagong and sibeikang....should have left the estranged squabbling couple in their very rare intimate moment...
silly piggY!!...always eyeing for free makan...and the incessant grilling from that bloody sbk continued throughout our makan....
we ordered our bak kut..but i only wanted the soup. like that also the sbk screwed me!...so i just obliged and asked for the cheapest....$5 normal bak kut.
however, when my serving came, i gave all the bak kut to sbk and cjg. only sipped and tasted the soup. i already eaten my dinner....it was like 9pm +.
alamak!! lame man!!...pepper and garlic....nothing else!! thought it was special like the KL one...alamak!! damn bloody so so only....this place was overly exaggerated and over rated!
as this piggy was commenting this to sbk, he became grouchy again..and gave me a good dressing down. " BOB, SHUD THE FUCK UP AND EAT UR FOOD!"
what is wrong with this guy here???....i almost puked!!....i almost wanted to smack him...or splashed him with my peppery soup...what the hell is going into him???...i regretted sitting there and still pretending to smile....under normal circumstances, i would stand up and leave the place...NO FACE GIVEN!!....;9(


i dun care. i ate and i continue to comment...HEY THERE!!...CHEN LEI...the hokien king singer....oh my god!! stefanie there!...
"one more rice, please!" suddenly chinjiagong blurted. sbk looked at me. i looked back at him. my goodness! this girl's appetite tonight was damn good!...
as if not enough, CAN WE HAVE THE YUE CHAR KWAI...1 bowl, please!!....wow lau eh!!....cjg, sure or not?.....then MORE SOUP PLEASE...and a cup of tea less sugar, pls.....
i was shocked. this girl really could eat!!
soon, she ate up everything except the bowls and plates.....sbk settled the bills. we proceed to his moke and he sent her back to yishun.
i waited in his moke while sbk accompanied cjg up to her floor. feeling kind of bo liao, i called sibeipine and told him i was with his brother and ah soh.
BOOM PAK BOOM..BOOM...PAK..BOOM! a blaring music was heard in the background of his mobile. sbp asked me to bring sbk to come visit him in ktv room at EXCELSIOR HOTEL later.
soon sbk approached the moke. he looked like he was teary just now. i could send his dejection and inner sadness or disappointment.
he sped his moke off...i nearly flew off the low dunno what with 4 wheeler. no door. no roof...no nothing...THIS IS WHAT A MOKE IS!
the moon was really bright and round and big....there i went again....MEMORY...NOT A SOUND IN THE MOONLIGHT....abruptly i stole a glance at sbk. i knew he was feeling kind of sore within. i was trying to divert his thought. he was deadly silent.
"how, sbk?" i couldn't stand it any longer to wait for him to speak up. "how...did u ask wifey to come back to u?"
sbk:........ (slient)
me: HOW??!!....say something leh!! (loud and irritated)
sbk: what u want me to say, bob? (quite pissed)
me: got ask cjg to come back with son or not??!! (louder, angry)
sbk: can't be bother lah....if she wants to come home...then come lor...i cannot be bother....i got better things to do....
me: shit!! sbk!!...shit to u two idiots!!....
awkard quiet. sbk looking blankly as he jammed the accelerator...and we sped on faster.
me: can u please slow down....if not i puke!!
he laughed and slowed down.
me: look here, sbk....no matter whether u think u r right or wrong....just coax her back...if she comes back, the small one...ur son will be back too....agree to whatever demands she asks for....
sbk turned and stared blankly at me eye wide opened.
me: get her back home....court her back..bluff bluff submit to her demands...then slowly train her to submit back to u when she is back...U DAMN STUPID LEH!!
eyes getting bigger...and so was his mouth. totally muted. but still blank. didn't know what to retort me...simply STOOMP!
me: if u dun react, she told me just now at the bak kut teh while u went to the gents. she shall proceed divorce against u...when she starts , there's no turning back...and u will lose pain pain...SHE GOT ALL UR EVIDENCES with all the teetus u rumba with....
sbk, finally said something: aiyah bob....slowly lah...dun bother lah...i know what to do...
me: dun say i din warn u hor....she is serious this time..dun under estimate her....u stand to lose not only her but ur cute clever son, ok....
sbk: thanks, bob....i know what to do...
me: and yes, ur old man asked me to relay this message to u....if his grandson goes and calls another man , FATHER....he and ur whole tribe would feel very embarrassed!
silent. blank stare. jammed accelerator and we reached EXCELSIOR HOTEL in a jiffy!

....to be cont'd....

i was in shorts, round t-shirt and sandals. but after pressing 4 fl, we reached the ktv entrance. sibeipine was there to greet us. he brought us in.
sibeikang was in tattered holey jeans and his black round t-shirt. me in shorts, round ts and sandals...and no joke!...they allowed me to enter.
it was a boisterous noisy large room. the smell of heavy cigarettes filled the whole room.
a few guys there were already lupping some girls...one of the right and one on the left. no one was really paying attention to the 2 big tv screens or saying anything. the music was blaring and deafening!
a waiter came and poured us drink...gordon bleu, johnny walker, cognac....WHAT DO U WANT, MISTER?....me: oh...mineral water with a piece of lemon please....
and yes...no kidding that was what i drank the whole night. MINERAL WATER WITH ICE AND A PIECE OF LEMON.
sbp went out. came back in a while. along with him entered a very chio lau kuay bu mommie. "Hi, my name is amy....nice to meet u!" mommie stretched out her right hand for a handshake gesture.
i stood up to shake her hand. in a suprise swift scoop, her left hand headed for my crouch...OH SHIT!!...I JUST BEEN TOUCH AND GRABBED THERE!!....POLICE!!...MOMMIE JUST MOLESTED ME!!!.........;9(
great!...this was just great!!....first, was peeped at in the pool toilet...now being grabbed by a lau kuay bu!!...this was quite a molesting day for me!.....
then she asked...DO U WANT ANY GIRLS....me: no thanks...i sing songs can already...thank you...
stay left, exited she went through the glass door. in a moment, she was back with a girl....oh my god!! in revealing black mini skirt that only had 2 straps covering her humongous tits!
the mineral water also spluttered out of my mouth....and it drooled all over the seat....hahahahah...;9)
this teetu warmed up to me ...rubbing her humongous bosom on my arms..."hi, my nimb is MI MI...hod du ye tu...."
she sure didn't sound local and anyway near local..."er...u indonesian, huh?" i gong gong asked, stretching out my right hand to shake hers.
"ni,..me fram vietnim...." she replied highly accentuated. again in a swift flip of her left hand, I WAS GRABBED AGAIN...in the crouch!!....OH MY GOD!!!....MOLESTED AGAIN!!.....i couldn't believe myself...MATI LAH!!....why all these ladies left hand action so rapid and caught me unaware.....
sbp was observing and laughing away. "bob, she grabs u...grab her back lah!!"....and he held my hand and stroked her big boobs....oh shit!!!....chui guo..chui guo!!!.....i was so embarrassed and blushing....and the big boob viet girl laughed. she held my the other hand and put it on her other boob...ONCE MORE!!....oh no!!...CHUI GUO ...CHUI GUO!!!............;9(
........to be cont'd.....



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KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
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leetahsar
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83628.2182 in reply to 83628.2181
You are so hypocritical. Pretending you don't enjoy having your crotch grabbed.
So if a woman grabs your crotch it is molest to you, but if a guy grabs your crotch it is not molest, lah!
Orrrr ... I know already :-)
Kaixin1


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why...u fantasying u will be next grabbing my crouch is it?...or u want me to grab u back??

it was an orgy going on there. oh my god!!...this blurcock monk wannabe just entered a PAN SHI TONG....a freaking lustful one!
there were 2 guys at the other end...and u dun wanna know what they were doing to 4 girls there...or what the 4 girls were doing to them...they were argghing...woooooing...errrrring....aaahhahhing.......god bless them!!....;9(
then sbp tried to show off to me. he asked the indonesian petite young girl to sit on him and rumba his groin vigorously...and he went oooh...oooh...oooh...wow..wowww....weee!!
as if that wasn't enough. BOB U WANNA SEE HOW A G-STRING LOOKS LIKE?....before i could say NO, he lifted the girl's skirt and revealed her pink g-string. then asking her to turn around to the front, tugged her little pinky triangular piece of little cloth slightly away from her petite little pubic.....chui guo...chui guo!!!.....
i was suprised. how come there wasn't any girls molesting the quiet, sturdy sibeikang who was fingering the remote control of the karaoke...why huh???
he just quietly sat there like a good little boy sipping his gordon bleu and puffing his cigaratte...and all this monstrous teetus attacking me left, right and centre...and shit!!...here came another teetus with monstrous tits!
"hi....wo jiao GI GI...ni hao..." her right hand was stretched...i already been taught twice already...so before she could grab, i protected my precious by cupping my left hand over it and shaking her right hand with my right....hahahaha....;9)
"ni shi zhong guo lai de mah?" i gong gong asked again.
"no lah...what zhong guo??!!" she was rather offended. "i from singapore...i stay at TOA PAYOH....wah lau eng...ler shiaou wa si cheena mei mei hah? (u think i m a chinagirl)....hahahahaha....!"...she laughed in between mixture of hokkien english and mandarin...ya...sinkies she definitely was!
soon, the laukuaybu mommie entered again. spotted me. signalled all the girls to get lost. and she zoomed in onto me.
she came again trying to grab my crouch. this time i was too smart for her. i covered my jewels with both my cupped hands. so instead, she hugged me very tightly. i could even feel her 2 pointy grapeseed on my back. she kissed me. left and right. manouvered to my front, still hugging me tightly...and shit!! plunged her tongue into my slight agape mouth....CHUI GUO...CHUI GUO!!!...
then she laughed out aloud. "how sweet or not my tongue?"...i was so so embarrassed. i wished i didn't come at all in the first place...sibeipine...u r really one hell of a SON OF A GUN....u dirty little rascal!!
i beh tahan....time for my gooniness to go into action now. i grabbed the mommie, sat her down and i looked right into her eyes....this lau ding dong!
"amy, can u please sit still....." i was stern. looking into her sultry big eyes, i said, "amy, i respect u as a lady....so can u please also respect urself as a lady?"
with those words, she was stunt!. her eyes grew bigger...her mouth opened wide. she was blank and muted. no more smiling. simply shocked blank by my direct words....hahahaha.....;9)
before she could recover or react, i continued, "look directly at me amy....LOOK...DUN MAKE THOSE STUPID FACES....LOOK INTO MY EYES!!"
she looked and behaved, smiling a bit embarrassed.
"yes, amy....u have a kind heart...." i began my gooniness," but u r one sad lady....very sad indeed...."
her eyes grew larger. "no...no...lah...towkay...i beri the happy one lah...hahahahaha....."
me: sure or not, amy mommie?
she stared at me....tears welling up....
amy: yes....why leh?...u can read fortune one huh?
me: look seriously at me....look into my eyes...TELL ME, ARE U REALLY HAPPY??
........pause. blur...more pause...blank stare at me...
amy: yes lah...i m happy....i m not married u know....
me: how old are u my dear girl....?
amy: 52...dun worry lah...next year i m retiring...i got money...i save enough already....next year my last year...
me: how can u be happy, amy??.....if u r not marry at ur age?...how...??
....blur...tears almost bursting liao....;9)
me: who's going to look after u...10 yrs from now..how?...where will u be, amy??
.....blank...a few drops of tear flowing liao....
me: and please...dun drink and smoke so much...my dear girl...bad for u....anything bad happen to u, who's going to look after u.....?
she shocked.....quickly stoomp out her cigarettes she was holding...
amy:...thanks towkay...u very kind...i know it's bad...but next year....i will retire...U MARRY ME LAH...hahahahaha!!!
me: ...yes i wish i could...next year...i may robe up as a monk wannabe u know...my dear girl.... (i pointed to the buddhist beads that i was wearing)
....and she couldn't stand it any longer....she abruptly excused herself..stay left, she buzzed off through the glass door...
heng ah!!....half of my ordeal gone...hahahaha.....;9)...but the next vulgar upheaval was coming up soon....so stay tuned!.....
stay tuned......for more obscenities......;9)


then sbp came to me...and he also molested me...grabbing my huge pointy mi mi...and trying to act like those teetus going for my crouch. i smacked sharply at his teekoo hand before he could reach my jewels!
then he held the petite indo malay girl. she sync with him by bending herself down. he lifted her skirt...and rumba a clothed anal on her...and growling those inaudible lusty growls.....shit to him!!!....chui guo..chui guo...!.........;9(
some more he could ask me....HOW BOB?....SHIOK?...WANNA TRY???...and wink wink at me...tempting me to try it out....
pretty soon. it was closing time. and 3 times 7 twenty one! sibeipine grabbed my arm and scramped speedily into the lift with his brother sibeikang in tug.....
in a few moments we were at the basement. hopping into sibeikang's moke, we zoomed off.....i asked why such a hurry to char bok?
sbp: bob...u idiot!!...if u were the last one to leave...u foot all the bills ok!!
the moon was still bright....round and shining....so...MEMORY....ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT....HAS THE MOON LOST HER MEMORY....
and the 2 brothers joined me in my rendition....hahahaha.....
end of my molesting day!!.....and story...hahahaha.....;9)

IN DEATH....I DO NOT FEAR....

one fears death because he hasn't really met death yet....

from death, give rise to LIFE...and again from LIFE....the end is DEATH....

it's a cosmic cycle....so what's there to fear?...

u gotta go...u gotta go.....nothing to fear...


our presence here in this planet in the human shell where our soul or spirits dwell is like our hotel...

when we check in (born)...we check in...and when we have stayed enough....we check out (died)....

so checking in and checking out is a norm in this cycle of reincarnation....

it's how we make this hotel (body) we take refuge in now pleasant or unpleasant....

u can smoked, go into vices, drink our teetujuices, and do all sort of funny things to mess up ur hotel....or u can make ur stay here a pleasant one and treat ur hotel like a 6 stars stay....
the choice is up to the owner of the hotel he checked in....

compassion which is the actual intention of me.....i would love to see many here after laughing their guts out...will also laugh out their compassion...and GRASP IT...and be a better and compassionate person....so that we could be kind to each other...be magnimanious....be forgiving...be more accomodating...and help fellow sisters or brothers in trouble...whether str8, gay, lesb or bi....

ALL OF US ARE LINKED IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.....OR ELSE U WOULDN'T HAVE READ MY POSTINGS.....

ornitoufo...compassion is what i m really trying to promote here....and LAUGHTER is what i love to hear......IT'S THE MUSIC TO MY EARS!.......hahahaha....;9)

actually i dun fear anything....cos whatever fear that need to be experienced...i have more or less gone through....

even death itself...i have also been there personally....and met my old friend MR DEATH...when i was a male missy...but this time in the form of dead patients and not me myself....

and so there is really to fear....if one understands the journey that he is going to embark when death is at his doorstep is but another journey from one realm to another...HE SHOULD BE VERY EXCITED!...and not fearful of it.....

only the evil and the bad doers fear....the compassionate and the goon like me know no such fear...

ornitoufo to everyone...be good..be compassionate...and the LIGHT WILL ALWAYS SHINE ON U....

peace to everyone......;9)

I FEAR...SO I RETIRED.....:(

I was once doing quite well in my horticulture business....until the bulldozer set in...
when i think of it...maybe the mean bulldozers were godsend...if not with the wealth that i acquired from my plants business, it might have killed me..or make me suffer a fate worst than death!

i was having this lame mentality...WORK SO HARD...ALSO MUST EAT SO HARD...so it's bingeing and pigging out BUFFET STYLES...sup and sup...no joke...
BUFFET BREAKFAST....then lunch...sometime buffet high tea...then dinner...and as if not enough...hit those midnight buffet taiwanese porridge at GOODWOOD HOTEL...etc...
and i was like bingeing at least 3 or 4 times a week...and on top of that...i belanja people...people will belanja me back...and so the walloping continued for years ...until JACKPOT!!....I WAS HIT WITH DIABETES!....;9(

IT WAS A CALLING CARD....and i awaken from all my gluttony...hahahaha....
and since the bulldozer was outside my nursery....i called it a day.

I QUIT AND RETIRE FOR GOOD!...and eversince was laughing and laughing...n really having a whale of my time even though i m poorer now...
no more buffetting...just plain porridge and a good tea...and my health improves tremendously.....

we cannot be sick in this incompassionate country called singapore....u can only die... u cannot fall sick...and too sick means whatever u ve earned in ur lifetime will surely be wiped out...
and u may not be completely well even after u spent away ur life fortune treating urself.....u would be weaken by the sickness. and by then, ur saving is as good as kaput!!

then ask ourselves: WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF LIVING IN THIS LAND CALLED SINGAPORE???

WE WORK SO HARD ALL OUR LIFE....THOUGHT OF HAVING A LITTLE TIDY SUM SO THAT WE CAN ENJOY OUR GOLDEN YEARS....AND WHAT HAPPEN....ALL GONE BY A CHRONIC SICKNESS...AND OUR QUALITY OF LIFE IS ALL THE WAY DOWNHILL.....
WHAT SWISS STANDARD, MR GOH??....WHAT COCK ARE U TALKING HERE???....medicals are made so ridiculously exorbitant, an average singaporean can only afford to die....

HE CANNOT AFFORD TO BE SICK.....if the disease doesn't kill him, the hospital bills shall instead!

THAT'S WHY I FEAR.......SO I RETIRED!!.........;9)

MUM'S COOKING IS THE BEST!

I THINK NONE BEATS MY MOM'S

when her old classmates aunties gang gather....they will sure pester for her popiah....

when her emigrated pals returned..sure equipped with pots and pans and asked her to make for them...pots and pans u know..

and they would give her boxes of bird's nest for her effort...her popiah is shiok...and me will be her only disciple...hahaha....;9)

Among other food, meesiam....

her meesiam gravy...power man...just power!! the sambal that accompanies it...hmmph..hmmp...mo tak teng!

nasi lemak....my goodness!! i dun think people know the meaning of lemak!! and sambal...
a good nasi lemak is the rice and the sambal chilli...the rest are secondary....

her laksa is a DIE DIE GOTTA TRY....shiok!!....the gravy can just be drunk as soup...so so shiok and fragrant!

her timsum is out of this world...but she hesitant to make cos' very very troublesome. she learned it from the late TAM RUI KAR.....the head of the 4 heavenly chinese cooks in singapore.

she also learned many cantonese cuisine under TAM.....and for those who really dine canto style...RED STAR, DRAGON PHOENIX, YAN COURT..and another one which i forgot belongs to this 4 heavenly cooks.....

then there is her steam yam cakes, pumpkin cakes, her yam beehoon.....the ter kah chor or vinegar pig trotters with ginger. this one takes like weeks and weeks of soaking before the ginger absorb all the essence of this dark soy sauce dish. the gravy is damn sourish devilishly shiok and fragrant. the scent just linger inside ur mouth...damn damn shiok...makes u wanna eat an extra bowl of rice along with it....

so so many.....i hope to master everything and take over from her....hahahaha.....;9)

LOOK AT MY CHOOBEEBEE...ISN'T SHE GORGEOUS!!

my beebee just emailed me today 5 sep '06....

HERE SHE IS!!!...I PRESENT TO U...MY INDO CHIOBU CHOO BEEBEE.....how now?...chio or what??...:)

THESE ARE SOME OF MY BO LIAO POSTING IN FORUMS....

CLICK ANY BELOW AND I THINK IT WILL LINK U TO THE SITE WHERE U WILL FIND ME MOST ACTIVE.....hahahaha.....;9)

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friday night. lst of the month sep.

weird FT IT tenant paid my lauhankoo old man his monthly rent.

sat morning. lauhan went cold storage. bought alot of good stuffs. expensive hotdogs, bacons, and yum yum...lamb chops.

he also got expensive aeroponics butterheads lettuce. a very expensive japs mayonaise.

sat night. he bought a packet of rice.....not for me but for FT IT tenant an kept it at the other
pigeonhole to hid from me. mamalee chow lor to genting with her bunch of lau aunties gang.

it was me, lauhan and tenant......

HE came over to the other unit where i was strumming my pains with my fingers....singing my life with my songs.....

"where's ah boy?" he asked.

"gone to sleep with his sister next block", i replied.

he was carrying a packet of rice. it was suppose to be for tenant who already gone to sleep with his sister....ended up, he kept it. he din eat it cos he already eaten that was why he ta pao for tenant....not for his own son....*sniff*;9(......

he kept it back in the other unit's fridge. it was going to be his breakfast the next day. definitely not for my dinner that night....my heart was crushed.....;9(...and i was silenty eating my korean udong with tears flowing inside me.....is this really my father? i kept asking myself....*sniff*....;9(

very funny. that's why i called tenant, WEIRD. sister lived in a nearby block. he was originally staying with her and her husband but dunno why he was kicked out from there to rent my room. maybe his brother-in-law cannot tahan him?....or maybe his b i l told his sister: "ah mui, i marry u hor...NOT ur weird FT IT brother....."

And that was how he landed into my room....;9(

about 11pm, ah boy - my tenant's name lah - came back .

lauhan saw him passed by from the next unit pigeonhole. he was so enthusiastic and happy as though he just saw his long lost lubber returning.

he came over to my unit to greet him. "ah boy, u eaten?" he eagerly asked. "i got lamb chops and all things nice inside fridge. u want, i cook for u?" basket! his own son hadn't eaten anything and he went to ask the weird FT IT guy!

"thank you, uncle....my sister got cooked and i eaten at her place..." ah boy told him. what about me?....i glared at lauhan. he pai seh and quickly scrambled back to next unit........;9(

.......so it was back to strumming my pains with my fingers....singing my life with my words....killing me softly with my songs...killing me softly with m songs....
do u have a father better than my bloody lauhankoo?.....woe is me....
i say...strumming my pains with my fingers....singing my life with my words...killing me softly with my songs..killling me softly with my songs...telling my whole life with my words...killing me softly......with my songs........;9(

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Feathered Idiot (lpplking)
2-Sep 20:20
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leetahsar
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116491.33 in reply to 116491.1
Uncle prepare 2 cheong gong his deposit.

merlion (christan24)
2-Sep 22:01
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leetahsar
34 of 43

116491.34 in reply to 116491.1
freak me out man!!!! you mean your tenant wear red panty underwear like shown in the film 'kung fu hustle' huh ???
Freaking wierd man !!!!
=========================================
CHOTTO MATTE!!!.....WHERE THE UNDERWEAR COMES FROM???...RED ONE SOME MORE!!!....



astonbrus
00:33
To:
leetahsar
35 of 43

116491.35 in reply to 116491.30
and next u will be telling u have ur undies in the inside of the hole...and my god!!...u r exposed!! naked!!
I am talking about superman and you are talking about undies inside the hole. You need to see a shrink, uncle.


God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
00:42
To:
leetahsar
36 of 43

116491.36 in reply to 116491.1
So Sporntard,
Did you fuck him?


leetahsar
00:45
To:
Feathered Idiot (lpplking) unread
37 of 43

116491.37 in reply to 116491.33
all the money, lauhankoo takes to invest in his hyaadai fuck spider trips...
all the extra PUB bills, groceries like instant noodles, coffee, eggs, fruits...etc...me gotta to be unitl very chuan chuan...(breathless)...
i dun benefit anything at all except extra burden slowly zapping away my savings...
and this play mat bodoh tenant has never top up the coffee powder or instant noodles ...or eggs...or anything...and freaking wasteful...always leaving appliances all on!....


leetahsar
00:49
To:
merlion (christan24) unread
38 of 43

116491.38 in reply to 116491.34
but long lost nephew from oz...now ur poor uncle is being fixed!!
they confirm me as the TARANTULA KING HERE ALREADY U KNOW...A MONSTER TEETUKONG....how huh???


leetahsar
00:57
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang) unread
39 of 43

116491.39 in reply to 116491.36
if u like...i can ask him to F u properly!


leetahsar
01:04
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang) unread
40 of 43

116491.40 in reply to 116491.36
this is a sincere message from me as ur uncle to u...a good boy...
DO U WEAR THE BUDDHIST BEADS I GAVE U?
wear it ...dun waste it...whenever u feel like losing ur temper...count the beads...and think of uncle lee....try throwing that anger or temper at me..imagine that person is ME...u r angry with...and surely...my hearty laughter will drown and extinguish ur anger...
CAN U PLS DO THAT FOR ME??...IF NOT MY EXPENSIVE BUDDHIST BEADS TO U WOULD DEFINITELY BE WASTED....;9(
peace be with u huang...remember i will always pray for u...i do...i m not christian who say say only...I DO PRAY FOR U ...NIGHTLY BEFORE I SLEEP...
like this:
MY HEAVENLY FATHER....I PRAY FOR MY BROTHER (XXX) UR NAME ...a brother of mine who's suffering in silent for all the anguish he's facing...
pls father...gives him the peace and confidence to face the world bravely in his everyday life...and pls be with him...to guide and protect him....
i pray for him....and in the name of our lord JESUS CHRIST...the holy spirit and u...my heavenly.....i pray ...in ur name...
AMEN!

hotdogpork
01:22
To:
leetahsar
41 of 43

116491.41 in reply to 116491.3
>>hah? 2 undies?.....no lah...one only what..." i was blurred. i went to see the red undies...size 30. "mum, my undies is XXL....this is only size 30....i thought it was urs!!"<<
Are you sure you identified it that way? Not smell it and if you're still conscious, then it has to be the other person's one?


leetahsar
01:26
To:
hotdogpork unread
42 of 43

116491.42 in reply to 116491.41
since u r such a sniff...HERE ...U CAN SMELL MINE ...NATURAL SCENT OF A MONK WANNABE...hahahaha....;9)
christian dior has POISON is it?....yves st laurent can have my SCENT OF MONK....hahahaha....;9)


leetahsar
01:37
To:
astonbrus unread
43 of 43

116491.43 in reply to 116491.35
and my previous reply..batman not only wears a black one outside too...he puts another one over his head!
now can u take the joke?

22 TO 32 POST

BabaEro11
18:42
To:
leetahsar
22 of 32

116491.22 in reply to 116491.14
get urself a wife.


From:
leetahsar
18:43
To:
laksa_boy unread
23 of 32

116491.23 in reply to 116491.18
yes why dun both u sleep with each other...perfect match!



leetahsar
18:49
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
24 of 32

116491.24 in reply to 116491.21
oogle ur head...
he dropped his undies into my personal undies pail...and it gotta to be red some more...and u people started all the funny wild imagination...
i was having lunch this afternoon with my cid dudi...and hell he said ...gently advised me not to post liao...he told me my lah sup posting is creating bad image of me...which he thinks it isn't fair to me.....
i told him like i told everyone here...
THEIR MINDS...THEY CAN CONJURE WHATEVER THEY THINK OF ME...I BO CHAP....
IF THEY THINK I M GAY...THEN OK LOR...GAY TO THEM LOR...
THINK I M TEEKO...THEN TEEKOOPEK LTS TO THEM AGAIN...
at the end of the day....it's between me and my conscience and GOD....GUAN THEM PI SHI!....and their thoughts to me is like GUAN WO PI SHI, too!....
so no problem....u think what u like of me...and i should be what that is conjured up by ur contorted blain...
peace be with u....ornitoufo.....;9)

leetahsar
18:51
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
25 of 32

116491.25 in reply to 116491.21
>a straight guy like me has no wish to be sodomized in the middle of the night.<
er...maybe i check with my weird FT IT tenant whether he wants ur karchngkang or not??.....;9)

leetahsar
18:52
To:
BabaEro11 unread
26 of 32

116491.26 in reply to 116491.22
or ur bitches in ur PALAWAN bitch....;9)


KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
19:00
To:
leetahsar
27 of 32

116491.27 in reply to 116491.24
Hahahah. You truly are funny.
Relax man, I didn't say being gay is a crime. I just observed you are steering more and more in that direction.
Just basing my comments on your posts .... nothing more. Tell your fren to have some sense of humour too .... no one's gonna put in in the doghouse just because you are fascinated by red underwear.
Besides I don't know you personally so your name is just a 9-letter word to me; can u really blame to for adding "6" behind?
HAHAHAHA
Kaixin1


leetahsar
19:15
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
28 of 32

116491.28 in reply to 116491.27
er...what '6'...u mean like this.....;9)...not 6 what..it's a 9...'6' would be like this.......;6)
oh u mean 6 as it rhymns with SEX...u dirty bugger u!!
i love 9 instead of 6...and definitely not a 69 or a 96....
9 represents GOD....as in 999...help is always there
and 6 represents DEVIL as in 666....always there for u even if u dun want it.....hahahaha...;9)
and yes undies and undies...i m really getting to be too lah sup liao...better heed my cid's gentle advice to tone down...
unless u all want me to.....i will tone down all my XXX as from today.....and go into sterile mode...
HOW???...comment pls.
and hello...expensive undies like ck fascinates me...the money or the value of the little pc of cotton around my vital family jewels , definitely not other curves or soiled stained scent, ok..!


astonbrus
19:16
To:
leetahsar
29 of 32

116491.29 in reply to 116491.1
WHERE THE UNDERWEAR COMES FROM???...RED ONE SOME MORE!!!....
SUPERMAN WEARS RED UNDERWEAR AND ON THE OUTSIDE TOO.


leetahsar
19:18
To:
astonbrus unread
30 of 32

116491.30 in reply to 116491.29
and next u will be telling u have ur undies in the inside of the hole...and my god!!...u r exposed!! naked!!


leetahsar
19:18
To:
astonbrus unread
31 of 32

116491.31 in reply to 116491.29
batman has black undies on the outside....and covering his head too!


leetahsar
19:32
To:
JackM30 unread
32 of 32

116491.32 in reply to 116491.2
>u hold on to his underwear? yaks!<
hand washed cleanly and dried already by mamalee, hor....and dun add i sniff his undies...me was a male missy once...and had already grappled with many worms and anacondas and even once a cum spitting black cobra....dun pray pray.....;9)

after solving the mysterious red undies, my flaming starts....

HERE'S ALL THE FLAMING AND ROASTING OF POOR O' PIGGY ME.....

JackM30
15:47
To:
leetahsar
2 of 32

116491.2 in reply to 116491.1
u hold on to his underwear? yaks!

From:
ew69
15:51
To:
leetahsar
4 of 32

116491.4 in reply to 116491.1
You should have told me, "Me, landlord. Me can do whatever I like in MY house." After all, you have the master key.


Godzilla688
15:52
To:
leetahsar
5 of 32

116491.5 in reply to 116491.1
F***...your command of the English language is horrendous. Maybe you should put your tenant's soiled underwear over your head and sniff the skid marks and dick wads. It may clear your pea brain and allow you to post more gramatically correct and interesting threads.


leetahsar
15:53
To:
JackM30
6 of 32

116491.6 in reply to 116491.2
wait lah....the mystery of the red undies revealed in part 3...so impatient u people!...;9(


leetahsar
15:54
To:
ew69
8 of 32

116491.8 in reply to 116491.4
chotto matte...and read on...
i wanted to write on monday to chase away all the stressed up brother's monday blues...but cannot tahan..cos if i delayed...sure no inspiration liao!

leetahsar
15:58
To:
Godzilla688 unread
9 of 32

116491.9 in reply to 116491.5
my god!!...my lizard!!...my godzzie!!!
U DO THAT MEH!!??...i tot u sniff more camels (feet or whatever) in the rain of ur mongolian plain....ur blain plain or pain??
u actually put some one *yucks* smelly soiled stained undies over ur head to sniff ...and wank ur pain away in ur blain drenched by the rain in ur monglian plain???...poor godzzie...give me ur address...i send u the HEART SUTRA...to soothe ur pain in ur blain under the rain of ur mongolian plain....
read on lah...dun be so kan cheong leh...
peace be with u....;9)


leetahsar
16:13
To:
Godzilla688 unread
11 of 32

116491.11 in reply to 116491.7
YES horny oversized lizard....when u r back here hor...i try it on u...
what speed u want...the slow n easy..or the fast and violent..
i got another mark there. AND IT SAYS...ORGASMICALLY ROUGH AND BLISTERING...u wanna try that?..;9)


BabaEro11
16:17
To:
leetahsar
12 of 32

116491.12 in reply to 116491.10
knn, u horrible person. let ur old mamalee to wash your clothes.
didnt you never hear of a washing machine?

fishbuff
16:25
To:
leetahsar
13 of 32

116491.13 in reply to 116491.1
u REALY need a wife!


leetahsar
16:41
To:
BabaEro11
14 of 32

116491.14 in reply to 116491.12
but i ve a washing machine...and i even tell mamalee dun wash all the clothings...just accumulate one big load and throw everything into the washing machine....and there done already right?
WRONG!!...she little bit only no problem...hand washed cleaner and save water, detergent..and etc...
so how pare???

leetahsar
16:42
To:
fishbuff unread
15 of 32

116491.15 in reply to 116491.13
yes...maybe a lover...that's what my choobeebee told me when she came here last.....;9)
u wanna be her bf or lover???
always trying hard to lay me...my bb...so cute!

KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
17:44
To:
leetahsar
16 of 32

116491.16 in reply to 116491.11
You are behaving more and more like a gay man. Oogling and getting so excited about your tenants' red underwear. I think that tenant chose you as landlord precisely because he could sense your "left-hand drive" inclination.
You two fags should just bunk in together.
Oh wait ... he is your tenant ... you almost are anyway.
Kaixin1


Applebee3
18:13
To:
leetahsar
17 of 32

116491.17 in reply to 116491.15
leetahsar,
How much do you rent out your room? I am just curious, as I might want to rent out one of my room. Also desposit for one month or two months rental upfront?
Thanks.

laksa_boy
18:24
To:
fishbuff unread
18 of 32

116491.18 in reply to 116491.13
Or a man to sleep with.


leetahsar
18:31
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
19 of 32

116491.19 in reply to 116491.16
he's somebody's son...coming from a faraway place...
and u r somebody son...so dun be so cruel.....
i treat him as my own son....and when i cook i just add another few grains of rice or a few strands of noodles...NO PROBLEM!...;9)
u wanna rent my pigeonholes...me got 2 more rooms...

leetahsar
18:32
To:
Applebee3 unread
20 of 32

116491.20 in reply to 116491.17
$300 per mth



KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
18:34
To:
leetahsar
21 of 32

116491.21 in reply to 116491.19
""i treat him as my own son""
Oh man, this is worse that I expected. You regard him like a son and you oogle at his underwear???
""u wanna rent my pigeonholes...me got 2 more rooms...""
No thanks, a straight guy like me has no wish to be sodomized in the middle of the night.
Kaixin1

MYSTERY OF THE RED UNDIES...PART 3

MYSTERY OF THE RED UNDIES ....

SO I analysed the whole situation. HOW COME MAMALEE ENDED UP WASHING THE FT IT TENANT'S MYSTERIOUS RED UNDIES??

it goes like this.....

tenant went into toilet. stripped. hung clothings up at the wall hangers... his undies unwittingly dropped into my pail.

finished his shower and maybe his other things - the guys should know what ;9) . wiped dry. removed all his clothings. exit and head for his room...always revealing his 3 little dots and hairy chest to me...hahaha...;9)

next come leetahsar. went into toilet. stripped. threw his soiled smelly undies into pail. showered. never did the things most horny guys would do. dry. exit. watch tv. went to pc...on and started bo liao posting....

next morning come mamalee. went into toilet. grabbed a low stool. sat. started hand washing all the laundry. very little only. 3 person's and mainly undies.
finished. hung out all the undies to dry in bamboo poles. dried. collected all in. started interrogating me...WHY 2 UNDIES HUH....

mystery solved!

size 30 brilliant red undies... belongs to weird FT IT young tenant.

size XXL dull grey undies....belongs to LTS...

there, the mysterious red undies solved...and rewind pls...

I RETURNED THE BUNCH OF KEYS WITH THE RED UNDIES TO TENANT....

case closed.......;9)

part 2...the mysterious red undies.....size 30

TO unrevel the mysterious weird FT IT tenant's red underwear, i have to goston to the previous day when i was taking my shower....

into the toilet cubicle i entered. stripped. about to throw my undies into the pail which i always throw my undies in.

was suprised how come got another red undies inside. tot it was mum's...so bo chap and threw mine in. showered....

next morning, mum hand washed the clothings. hung and dried them out in bamboo poles....
after clothings dried, mamalee kept the clothings and asked me. "tahsar, why u changed 2 undies in one day?"

"hah? 2 undies?.....no lah...one only what..." i was blurred. i went to see the red undies...size 30. "mum, my undies is XXL....this is only size 30....i thought it was urs!!"

we looked at each other...and shit!! must be FT IT tenant's....how did his undies drop into my pal?

........cont'd.....the mystery of the red undies.....revealed!!

I OPENED THE DOOR OF MY TENANT'S ROOM

yes damn suay!!

first belanja him the solid yam beehoon which i cooked. then he said he's going to sleep with his sister who stayed at a nearby block...cos her husband was outstationed....

then misunderstanding started...because of my good intention and kaypohji again!
he packed some of his barangs....closed his room door. then rushed to the toilet to pee...returned, opened his room (dunno for what)...went in, came out.....closed again...and zoomed off...

there i was happy like fuck!!...could practised my guitar now...i can't if he is around and try not in case i disturb him...BUT NOW HO SEH LIAO!
and there on the floor just outside his room, one bunch of keys.

so kaypohji me went to open his room to check whether he got closed the windows...off the fans and other appliances...and when about to close and locked it, HE STEPPED IN.
he saw me about closing his door and asked, "WHAT ARE U DOING IN MY ROOM?" his tone rather offensive and meaning deep...

i told him checking whether windows got shut or not if not raining the whole room was going to be flooded...and my teak parquet flooring was damn expensive...

and then i passed the bunch of keys to him with his underwear...

CHOTTO MATTE!!!.....WHERE THE UNDERWEAR COMES FROM???...RED ONE SOME MORE!!!....

ahh.....to be conti'd......hahahaha...;9)

latest email from choobeebee 2nd sep '06

Subject :
Re: FAKE PICS sibeipine GAVE ME






Inbox
Dear luv,

sorry haven't talk or write you anything since I'm back....very busy & also I'm not too well. anyway, I'll go and take some nice pictures specially for you, ok? at this moment of time, I don't have any to give to you so give me one week then.

I haven't even open yr website to read all the stories...but I knw I'll enjoy reading it. once again, thnak you for everything. I really enjoyed my stay in singapore partly because of you...looking forward to seeing you again soon in Oct, yes? :)

take care & regards.
see, bb emailed today......and shit!! she procrastinating....!!...;9(beebee, if u still dun send me pics to clear my good name, come oct when u r here....then u will know hor!......;9)

i would like to share with u this MOTIVATIOAL WORDS

yes, max from the forum posted me this very interesting words which i share with u now....


From:
leetahsar
11:05
To:
max1421 unread
203 of 203

116216.203 in reply to 116216.200
wow!...u r more steady and definitely poon pee pee....u should be the MASTER...er...now can i go back to my kelefe bo liao post?....can hor??
thank u ...meet our new MASTER....MASTER MAX!!....*clap, clap*.........;9)

Morality may consist solely in the courage of making a choice.
Wickedness is always easier than virtue,
for it takes a short cut to everything.
But over time you learn,
you can't make wrong work.
There are always two choices,
two paths to take.
One is easy.
And your only reward is that it's easy.
You cannot do wrong without suffering wrong.
Work joyfully and peacefully,
knowing that right thoughts and right effortswill inevitably bring about right results.
You can never lose anything that really belongs to you,
and you can't keep that which belongs to someone else.
You always experience the consequences of your own acts.
If your acts are right,
you'll get good consequences;
if not,
you'll suffer for it.
Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.

thank u for the hidden advices in side this wonderful motivation...i enlarge for u for benefit of ah peks like me.....;9) ...cos i both long and short sighted...and it's torturous to squin my eyes....
.....and u know what max....they bulldozed my gardens many time.
DID I DO WRONG??......;9(
and it's actually a MAN PROPOSE; HEAVEN DISPOSE...and i feel very blessed that they did bulldoze my garden....if not my health which is my wealth may even go after all the buffetting...hahahaha....;9)
thanks for ur looking up to me a bo liao goon...and thank you also to ur buddy bluesotong.....;9).....

thanks for being a friend......

this is but one of the teetus who msn me...

she is xiao xue....and i dunno how real this pic is to the person i m msning quite often....she's from liao ning...chio?

my godson and god daughter living in USA

behind them, the space shuttle just launched.......

my chiobu CHOO BEEBEE in a sensual low cut pose....

,,,,and now for TOOK LENG HOW....

this suddenly reminded me of another incident?

TOOK LENG HOW....remember?...the matland guy who was accused of murdering a little cheena girl called HUANG NA..and his petition against his death sentence was still pending from the prataman.
TOOK was a subnormal intelligence guy...and HOW CUM HE COULD JUST SLIP BY ALL THIS CUSTOM CHECK??...WHY???
WHERE WERE THE COMMANDOS OR SNIPER???...
the head chiobu officer in the office soft threat me...IF U GOSTON ON UR OWN HOR, OUR COMMANDO CAN JUST SHOOT AND KILL U....*smile devilishly*....
and me gotta to gong gong replied: OH THAT WOULD BE EASY...piggy's big size...sure won't miss this target....hahahaha....;9)

question:

why did they miss TOOK LENG HOW...AND HE JUST WALKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO PENANG, HIS HOMETOWN?.
HAD IT NOT FOR HIS FATHER, HE WOULD BE HAPPY HUMPING CHIOBUS IN THAILAND. WHY WOULD HE BE BACK HERE IN OUR KANGAROO COURT...ONLY TO FACE THE DEATH PENALTY? WHY, HUH?....HIS SILLY OLD MAN THOUGHT THERE WAS JUSTICE HERE...POOR OLD GUY...HAS TO DO A WHITE HAIR SENDS BLACK HAIR FUNERAL SOON....;9(
SOMETHING IS TERRIBLY WRONG HERE!!!....ARE WE REALLY REARING KANGAROOS IN OUR COURTS???.....;9(

this is sibeikang's moke...parking in his house porch....RICH HOR?




tonight was one of those unlucky time for me.
was with sibeikang the whole afternoon doing delivery. need to check out on him about the update of his marriage.
we were at YISHUN and his wifey chinjiagong was there with his kid. she has left him.
he beckoned me to follow him to a childcare centre and there his son was there. the moment this cute clever boy saw us, his eyes lit up..and yelled, "DADDY!...DADDY!!!....UNCLE BOB...UNCLE BOB!!"
he was such a intelligent little chap. he asked the auntie there to bring him to his daddy. it was indeed a touching moment...and also a heart wrenching one for me....
here u have a clever boy...and there the loving father...and they are separated because the wifey just cannot forgive and forget....*sigh*....
after some hugging and kissing, time to go...and the little boy screamed and cried..."I WANT MY DADDY!!!....UNCLE BOB!!...I WANT MY DADDY!!"
i could only tell him, "ok, boy...but u must study now mah hor...good boy!...uncle bob give u a sweet...ok..."......just like his shrewd father, supped my sweet and momentarily quiet. once the sweet inside his mouth...again, "I WANT MY DADDY!!!"....
holding back his own tears, i pulled sibeikang away and left cos if not he would scream again. the auntie had already carried him back to the creche screaming..."I WANT MY DADDY!!".....
...er what has this got to do with the title huh?....


the same night, sbk suddenly called to say he wanted to treat me to 3 flavoured prawns in JB....this sleepy piggy just woke up from his nap...blur blur...and told him OK LOR!...but was suppose to meet him at CLEMENTI MRT ...he would pick me up from there...in HALF an hour time...
shit!!...zoom to a quick wash up. changed. and the stereo of mamalee started....blah..blah..blah...blah...in my frenzy to get out of the house before i went crazy from the stereo or suffered a sudden heart attack, i forgot the passport which left on the table...THANKS MUM!!...ur stereos was super!...if it din kill me...it sure made me suffer HELL!
there, sbk came in his latest MOKE collection...a light green one. he got a red...a orange..and this light green one is his latest collection...rich hor?
off we went...the attention of the road. everyone just couldn't turn to look at this wacky vehicle which was simply a body with no top...no roof...no doors...no NOTHING!
just a rectangle with 4 wheels!
soon we were at sgp checkpoint. and the effect of my earlier mamalee's stereo commenced.....FORGOT MY PASSPORT!!!.....HOW HUH???...HOW LEH???...HOW??...HOW???
mati lah!!...sbk was fucking me like anything...and screaming his soprano....and now i got another stereos...beh tahan!!..and woe is me!!........;9(
i pitifully asked the custom girl...quite a chiobu...COULD I JUST GOSTAN...I.E. I GO BACK...and sbk proceed on his trip.
NO!!..CANNOT!!...u think this is ur grandfather's house is it?...in out like nobody's business...THIS IS CHECKPOINT, ok...fat arse! (the last inflammatory remark i scold myself on her behalf....;9)
she instructed sbk to park his moke one side. she would summon an officer to guide us what to do...and no...i COULDN'T U TURN AND WALK BACK...even though i got no passport to endorse....it commenced a night of a new bo liao experience for me....
THE ORDEAL OF CHECKPOINT...when u forgot to bring ur passport....;9(

to be cont'd...

do good...JUST DO IT!!

THIS IS A VERY COOL LETTER FROM MS ISIS BERNADETTE KOH WAN JING...about a poem that MOTHER TERESA hung on a wall of the orphanage she founded in calcutta. its source is unknown:
people are often unreasonable,
illogical and self-centred;
forgive them anyway.
if you are kind, people may accuse you
of selfish, ulterior motives;
be kind anyway.
if u are successful,
you will win some false friends...
and some true enemies;
succeed anyway.
if u are honest and frank,
people may cheat you;
be honest and frank anway.
what you spend years building,
someone could destroy overnight;
build anyway.
if you find serenity and happines,
they may be jealous;
be happy anyway.
the good you do today,
people will often forget tomorrow;
do good anyway.
give the world the best you have,
and it may never be enough;
give the world the best you've got anyway.
you see, in the final analysis,
it's between you and GOD;
it's never between you and them anyway.....

so do good...JUST DO IT!! anyway.....;9).....dun care what other thinks.....WE JUST DO THE GOOD THAT IS IN OUR COMPASSION...JUST DO IT!
GOD BLESS EVERYONE WITH COMPASSIONATE GOODNESS IN THEIR HEART....
ornitoufo....;9)

AN UNEXPECTED TRIPLE WHAMMY ...COURTESY FROM HER EX BF..

Coffee Shop Talk - WOES IS ME!! HOW CAN SIBEIPINE DO THIS ?


From:
leetahsar
26-Aug 13:03
To:
ALL
1 of 1

115737.1
NOW SWEATING LIKE RIVER OF BABYLON!!
was tekan by sibeipine - the original bf of my current indo chiobu gf.....who years ago when he landed her, sent me a fake pic of choobeebee!!...
now i m deep shit!!....how???...i will face extinction now!!...so how???
i told everyone if my indo gf doesn't send me her pic to prove my innocence that she really looks like that girl...a jap actress...I M DOOMED!!!...;9(
and so be it...what need to end...will end...and i hope after almost 13000 posting....everyone should get sick of this bo liao goon piggy king liao...haahaa...;9).....
the things that are happening are getting more mystical to me....some time ago, i told everyone SOMETHING BIG IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME...and this is but a prelude to that BIG which is approaching nearer and faster than i anticipated.....;9) or ;9(
oh my god!!..i hope it's benevolent instead of malevolent....so GOD BLESS ME!!!...this time...ornitoufo to myself....;9)


The pic that i posted was one that i saved from sibeipine. he sent that to me when he first acquaint with choobeebee. and silly me thought she did look like the pic...which after putting up in the FORUM was being flamed like anything....
I FEEL SO SO STUPID NOW!...and i hope sibeipine is having a good laugh. he loves making people he calls friend look like an idiot...and ONE DAY I HOPE HE WON'T BE MADE A BIGGER ONE!...;9(

anyway, back to our last part of my encounter with this indo chiobu. up to here, maybe u should understand even if i really love her...i just can't be with her...she was the ex of my buddy sibeipine...who is soon going to be my ex brother.....i just had enough of his nonsense and i think i better don't waste any more time with the sibei brothers...let others go and teach them the lessons they need to learn...THE HARD WAY!!.....;9( but i would always pray for them...or chant for them...

i guess this time the affinity with them ends with the arrival of choobeebee. maybe that's the real reason for her sudden presence...to make me really see the true colors of the people around me who are always calling me brother here....brother there....but actually they only treat me as their comic relief or their personal jester fool.....

SO BE IT!!.....they dun treasure a sincere relationship...then it's logical the sincerity shouldn't remain with them.....and GOD BLES THEM!...i have enough of their everyday regular nonsense and lies....evonne, xiao ling, chillipadi, choobeebee, audrey, doris, serene, jolin, cindy, jeslyn, ivy...etc...etc..etc...NONE OF MY BUSINESS FROM TODAY ONWARD....

CHOOBEEBEE RETURNED HOME......

joe had gone for his next business stop in phuket the next early morning.

at about 9am, bb called. she wanted to visit my pigeonhole in queenstown. i told her to come at about 10am and will meet her downstair in her taxi and proceed to mei ling street market for breakfast. (she hated to walk in her expensive high heels).

everything set. we were in the hawker centre. she was really like a sua koo and ordered so many things.

first it was the $1 peranankan laksa mai hum(no cockles). next a cup of kopi c and a teh c less sugar for me. i went to place order for the lor mee at the far end corner. after that went to order chai tao kuay or fried carrot cake. then the next stall, i ordered the prawn fritters and steam yam cakes and was manouvering with 3 plates of food back to the table where she just down the laksa and kopi c.....

the lor mee came. wow! shiok! mine was with extra minced garlic and hers....trouble started!
"bob, can i have more chilli paste....more gravy...more vinegar....and more chopped red and green chillies....", she requested very purringly.....what to do? brought her whole bowl back to the auntie who added everything she wanted extra...and she exclaimed, "wah! ur gf's pretty but hard to serve hor....."

after we supped everthing...and this girl really could eat like a piggy too!...she couldn't wait to tell me, "bob, i read ur blog...it's very funny....how could u name me choobeebee? ...so obiang!...hahahaha.....and sibeikang's wifey is chinjiagong....HAHAHAHA!!!" her laughter was getting louder and hysterical that i had to shooed her down! "ok..ok...sorry...really funny...i laughed the whole night ...literally laughing in my sleep too....why dun u put my pic up?" and because of this comment ...i gong gong put up the bloody jap actress' pic whom sibeipine sent me years back and claimed that was choobeebee...

AND SO NOW, I VE BEEN MADE A FOOL....AGAIN AFTER 6 YRS LATER!!....;9(

the latest bb's pic just put up....hopefully u all will agree it does resemble the actress. anyway she had promised to email me some of her best pics to put up. she was such a show off after the aunties in the market praised to me how pretty my gf was......but i treated her more like a sister than a gf....haahaa...;9)

and soon after the makan, i brought her home to see mamalee....

"wow, bob...the whole verandah is like a garden...wow...i love this monkeys in the dishgarden so cute!!" she remarked on seeing a dishgarden i just created some weeks ago in my another gardening class.

"hello, auntie!.....how are u?....i m going to marry your son, bob!!" this ting tong just blurted out like this when she met my fat mother!

my mum was shocked into uncontrollable laughter. "u joking hor?...marry this goon...this bo liao useless goon??"

"aiyoh! auntie how can u said bob like that?" she was rather offended. and i was shocked about that what i just heard coming from mamalee, my own mother. IS SHE MY MUM OR NOT??!!
"no lah, auntie, bob is very sincere...he talks funny ...but if u listen to him carefully, hor...he makes alot of senses u know....he very caring to me...hehehehe...."

so it was ladies' chat...and i cannot be bothered...and went out to the verandah and do my regular gardening....

after they chatted enough, time for her to get lost!....so i sent her to get a cab. gave me a bearhug, hopped into the cab...and off she went......

the same night, she called me again...and chit chat...and chat..and chat...and chat....very long about 2 hrs...my god!! and my ears were really sweating our wax!

she ended the conversation by telling me she was leaving the next day....and would be back again this october for her brother's wedding here...and this time she would stay longer. she asked whether can put up with me or not...

SURE! i told her.....but I WON'T BE AROUND...that i din tell her...hahaha....;9)....cos the wedding of her younger brother is sure to be infectious onto her...and she would want one too....sorry not from me...go find some one else....hopefully i should be out of town when she comes...hahaha....ME SIAM....MAI HUM ..MAI HUM...MAI HUMP....*

*this silly phrase is getting to be so addictive courtesy from our pm's bo liao speech for our NATIONAL DAY.....MEE SIAM MAI HUM....mai hum..mai hum....mai hum....hahahaha...;9)
WHEN U ORDER MEESIAM HERE...THERE'S NO HUM...THIS IS THE 1st TIME I EVER HEARD THERE ARE HUMS IN MEESIAM!!

end of story.....pls excuse me for the goof up in the jap actress' pic....i think i leave it there ...just in case bb sends me her pics...then we can compare.......;9)

THIS IS THE REAL CHOOBEE. ANY SIMILARITY?