THE HAUNTING BEGAN...

After i was back from my break, a group of people had gathered at the ward. old ladies, young men, chiobus, lau sohs, teenagers and tiny tots.....so many.
they were singing the orchestra. a few really old aunties were banging the metallic cabinets. all were sad and wailing at the top of their voices...in unison like singing the opera......;9(
i went closer to peek at the dead old man. he was handsome. yes....i meant the senior nurse must had given him a last of rite. she makeup for him and ....well, he was handsome!
he looked tranquil and peacefully sleeping like that. his cheeks were pancaked rosy and a tinge of rosy lipstick lips....oh what was i thinking??...HE WAS COLD DEAD!! and i thought the silly houseman saved him and he was dozing....shit!
i went on with my chores. the opera singing was still orchestrating even louder....and my heart sank even deeper!........;9(
in the end, the dead old man was placed on a trolley with a metallic arch cover and wheeled away, presuambly to the mortuary or to a waiting hearse to send him to a coffin shop.....;9(

the same day, i returned home heavy hearted. i skipped even dinner when mamalee cooked most of my favorite dish like sweet sour pork, prawn tempura, oyster sauced kai lan and ter tor soup (piggy stomach)...shiok! but i just didn't have the appetite.
i showered. after that drank a cup of milk and hit the deck.....
"MISSY....missy....i very suffering....missy...." a voiced rang out in the middle of the night. i saw the dead old man infront of me beside my bed waving. suddenly his eyes flipped and turned white..
"ahhhhhhh........!!! help.........!!!" I yelled and awoke. my pillow was soaked with sweat. it was a terrible night mare. i couldn't sleep after that...in fact i couldn't sleep for a whole week. i couldn't sleep soundly. this terrible moaning and wailing would suddenly startled and woke me up suddenly......;9(
i went to the siamese temple which was just opposite sgh on a higher slope. i went there to pray and beg for forgiveness. i din cause the death of the old man, did i?
a kindly siamese monk beckoned me towards him. he instructed me to kneel infront of him and he blessed me by sprinkling some holy water.
whether it was spiritual or what, somehow i felt a big load was lifted from my chest. in a happier condition, i returned to the ward.
this ended my most terrifying -whether self imposed or guilt imposed or maybe real spiritual encounter of my missy days.


next the stupid dupid houseman (blur dr in training)....and his saboing of our male missy....MALE MISSY GO DIG SHIT SAMPLES!!.....

THE SHITS, THE MISSY AND THE BALLS...

next change on the window nearest to u..stay tuned...
have u tried eating balls..whatever balls beside those in between the legs...and the only thing that appear in ur mind is SHITS!!??

THE HAUNTING EYEWHITE LAUHAN

i shall start this haunting story about an old man who died in my hand....sad....up till today i still considered myself the 'cause' of his death...or am i??

THE HAUNTING EYEWHITE LAUHAN

it was another hectic morning in the bowyer's deadman ward. from the moment i stepped into the ward, i was on my toe dry cleaning all the filthy old male patients.
"MISSY!!!" screamed a caustic old bastard. "pang sai!!!...quick...PANG SAI!!" oh shit! this midget idiot's shits were about to bomb out!
zoomed! i ran to the pantry and took the cold steel bedpan and hurry back to him. it wasn't a simple job u know. i some more had to ensure his 'privacy' when he was on that business. shit! i got to screen him with those linen screen on rollers enclosing his bed to form a screened cubicle and waited for him to finish his business.
this stinky caustic idiot old man - sorry i got to curse him - was really giving me hell in the morning!. dong..dong! and he was done. 2 gorli sai ( marble shits) in the bedpan. hell!! it stank like hell!! just like his size - midget and caustic. his shits - small gorli like and stank like dunno what!....;9(
barely had i stepped out of the ward to rid those accursed 'precious', he yelled again...."MISSY...MISSY!! COME BACK....SOME MORE COMING OUT!!!"...........
it was just hell for me! after that shitting torture was finally over, in came the nauseating blur like a sotong houseman. this yayapapaya doctor in training beside sadistising nurses, male missy especially was a know nut case doctor.
and soon, my next hell was commencing......;9(

PATIENT SHOULDN'T BE MOVED MEAN HE SHOULDN'T BE EVEN TOUCHED....

houseman: male missy, c'mon here!....
me hopped to the arrogant blurking houseman's side.
pointing a bedridden old man, houseman said, " please push this patient to the X RAY room. get lung radiated and x ray pics for me ..."
i looked the sign above this old patient: PATIENT MUST NOT BE MOVED.....i turned and looked at the houseman beckoning his attention to the warning of the sign.
houseman: dun be funny ok...just put him on a trolley and wheel him to the x ray room....u doctor or i locter, huh?
what was i suppose to do? he was the locter docter....;9(
after much heaving and pushing, i finally got this old man lying on the trolley. he was staring at me with wild eyes opened. i pushed him out of the ward towards the x ray room.
not far after exiting the ward, his mouth opened wider. he gasped for air. he hyperventilated. louder and louder was his gasping. suddenly, his eyes just flipped. no more black pupils. all white!!
eeeeeeeeks!!! code red!
immediately i pushed the trolley back to the ward and yelled: EMERGENCY DOCTOR....QUICK!! CODE RED!! PATIENT IN TROUBLE...EYES FLIPPED!!
without delay with the help of an amah, i gathered all my strength and carried him back onto his bed. the docter now was a stupid idiot locter. he panic! he was a nervous freak now!
after lying the old man, he took his pulse. NO PULSE!. look into his eyes....pupils missing!!! all whites!!
he hopped onto the bed. thighs spread out on the critical old patient's chest and applied CPR. the spring bed went up and down...down and up.
shit!! panic-stricken docter forgot to lay a bed-rest for effective CPR. u couldn't do cpr on a springy bed, for heaven's sake u stupid houseman!!
by the time he realised his stupidity, it was like past the critical 5 minutes. it was too late. the old patient was dead. kaput!! out cold....GONE...! ....;9(
i was stunned. i froze and stood there. stupedified! blank!.
a sudden gentle tap on my shoulder brought me back from the deep mind freeze. motherly matron consoled me, "it's alright, sar...dun take it too hard...it's life....if he has to go...he has to go...take it easy ok...u go for a short break ok...."
boy! did i need that break!!.....

...continue.....

DUN THINK OF DEATH WHEN U R ALIVE

when one is alive, think of living..how to live honestly and happily.
DUN THINK OF DEATH....
even when one is plagued by the prospect of death like terminal sickness, one must still be happy that one still got the time to living happily.
when u r really face with death.....then u will be sorry that while u r living, u din live. now that death has knocked on the door, it's too late to live.
and death itself has nothing to fear. it's another ticket to another trip in another realm.....
if u ve grasp ur compassion within u, rest assured, u will be guided by the LIGHT to the next journey.
FEAR itself is self imposed. it creates attachment which may make departure of the soul from the shell (ur body) difficult....and that's the saddest part. one suffers cos his soul cannot leave smoothly.....and all those around him suffer along with him...
ornitoufo....;9)
emptiness is form...form is emptiness......
the old patient that flipped eyewhites and haunt the male missy for nights.....how could he got the 'ghost' exorcised.....

when death comes, just say bye bye and go....so easily said, so difficult to be done.
which is why u see people who are already dying still refuse to let go. why? his earthly attachment is just to great. he just too attached to it to allow his soul to transmigrate to the other realm.
with FO ZHAI REN XIN or BUDDHA'S WITHIN ONE'S HEART, the incumbent understands....his tranquility and understanding accede to the the path that his time is up and that he has to 'check out' of the shell or body where his soul has been inhibiting for certain number of years.
that's why we can see why some people die, it's so easy. sleep and then he's gone. again some die very very painfully torturous death. he has to go through the long suffering painful whining process before finally he heaves his last breathe.
for the second type of death, just look at the stressed up saddened faces of those who r still living - his kins, relatives or good buddies. all those who love him, suffering silently along with him....why?
cos the incumbent didn't grasp the idea of death is a release of the soul to another realm....to another journey. whether it's exciting, pleasant or scary....well, if i could get back during one of this trip, i will FR everything to everyone to know.... hahahaha .....;9)
so again, WHILE LIVING, LIVE! DUN THINK OF DEATH. this will come eventually. when it does come, let ur soul departs smoothly...
ornitoufo.....;9)

THE HAUNTING....

THE HAUNTING....

the old patient that flipped eyewhites and haunt the male missy for nights.....how could he got the 'ghost' exorcised.....
COMING TO THE NEAREST WINDOW NEXT TO U....WATCH OUT FOR THE NEXT CHANGE.....;9)

when one is alive, think of living..how to live honestly and happily.

DUN THINK OF DEATH....

even when one is plagued by the prospect of death like terminal sickness, one must still be happy that one still got the time to living happily.
when u r really face with death.....then u will be sorry that while u r living, u din live. now that death has knocked on the door, it's too late to live.
and death itself has nothing to fear. it's another ticket to another trip in another realm.....
if u ve grasp ur compassion within u, rest assured, u will be guided by the LIGHT to the next journey.
FEAR itself is self imposed. it creates attachment which may make departure of the soul from the shell (ur body) difficult....and that's the saddest part. one suffers cos his soul cannot leave smoothly.....and all those around him suffer along with him...
ornitoufo....;9)
emptiness is form...form is emptiness......
the old patient that flipped eyewhites and haunt the male missy for nights.....how could he got the 'ghost' exorcised.....
i shall start this haunting story about an old man who died in my hand....sad....up till today i still considered myself the 'cause' of his death...or am i??
coming soon to the window nearest to u....stay tuned!!

- oo0oo -

when death comes, just say bye bye and go....so easily said, so difficult to be done.
which is why u see people who are already dying still refuse to let go. why? his earthly attachment is just to great. he just too attached to it to allow his soul to transmigrate to the other realm.

with FO ZHAI REN XIN or BUDDHA'S WITHIN ONE'S HEART, the incumbent understands....his tranquility and understanding accede to the the path that his time is up and that he has to 'check out' of the shell or body where his soul has been inhibiting for certain number of years.

that's why we can see why some people die, it's so easy. sleep and then he's gone. again some die very very painfully torturous death. he has to go through the long suffering painful whining process before finally he heaves his last breathe.
for the second type of death, just look at the stressed up saddened faces of those who r still living - his kins, relatives or good buddies. all those who love him, suffering silently along with him....why?

cos the incumbent didn't grasp the idea of death is a release of the soul to another realm....to another journey. whether it's exciting, pleasant or scary....well, if i could get back during one of this trip, i will FR everything to everyone to know.... hahahaha .....;9)
so again, WHILE LIVING, LIVE! DUN THINK OF DEATH. this will come eventually. when it does come, let ur soul departs smoothly...

ornitoufo.....;9)

PAGE 2: suicidal patient

the spread eagle bond young guy had disappeared. the strings were loosen. he was gone!!
"male nurse!! go chase that red undies patient!! he escaped! he's suicidal!!" yelled frentically the matron.
without thinking 3 times 7 equal 21, i zoomed after him. he ran faster up the stair case to the rooftop. i zoomed faster after him...up the rooftop too.
there, he was panting and stuttering. me, what else? OUT OF BREATH!! panting like a dog!!
lts: bloody hell! get down from there and come back with me to the ward!!
i commanded him. he climbed up to the parapet ledge. shaking his outstretched arms wavering his hand at me, "stay back!....stay back!!...i jump i tell u!!"
shit!! this was just great. my first day.....;9(
lts: why u wanna die?...u so young....(bo bian must pretend to be sweet)....and damn handsome...why u wanna die?
the 'handsome' must have done some magic on him. i thought i saw a weak smirk.
red undie guy: i did wrong to my wifey.....i very sorry to her.....i just wanna die...boohoohoohoo......
lts: u die...... u do even bigger wrong. ur wife will be a widow, then how?....she may wanna to kill herself and dies with u!!.....pls lah...dun be like that...come down lah....think for ur wife if u love her....
he appeared to taken my words seriously. he pondered.
lts: today's my first day u know...dun sabo me leh.....if not i quit...and die with u too!!....
he alighted from the parapet. by now the police had also came up the roof top. in a flash, i rushed to him and grabbed him!.
he put up a weak struggle. the police caved in on him and handcuffed him. they led him away. i dunno what happen next but i know my uniform was condemned with his bodily pus which had stained my pristine white attire.....;9(
after the ordeal, returned to the ward. matron was pleased and all praises for me. she consoled me that those pus discharge was not infectious and allowed me half day off.
that ended my dramatic first day at the ward. i dunno what happened to the red undies patient. i couldn't understand what was wrong with him that he wanted to end his life at such young promising age.
but my job was not to understand what's wrong with their mind or lives. my job was there to serve the sick patient......and see them well. other than that, it's
GUAN WO PI SHI!!

WARD STORY: DAY OF THE SUICIDAL MAN - 1ST DAY

after 2 mths classroom relaxing study with monthly pays, it was payback them.
we were deployed to have our practicals in wards and applied what we had learned in our class rooms. my hell was about to begin......;9(

how the chiomissy wrestled with a crazy suicidal guy...yes in brilliant red undies at the rooftop....will he fall to his death?...of course not lah...or else i won't here telling the story right?

THE SUICIDAL PATIENT IN RED UNDIES

my first ward assignment: BOWYER'S WARD....or the dead man's ward.
i was very fresh for my very first hospital day. the motherly matron greeted me with glee cos me cute and handsome lah...hahahaha....;9)
after a brief show round, i was all hands on my job. first thing first, cleaned up all the lauhans or old men patients there. there was a rule here: MALE NURSES ONLY HANDLE MALE PATIENTS. no-no manhandling of female cos the occupational hazzard of being accused of molest was too great to risk....;9(
this was what we called dry cleaning bedridden patients or immobile one, i had to 'dry bath' them. it was a very tedious chore. u wipe soap on a moist towel go over the whole body of the patient. then go over it several times with moist towel wet with only lukewarm water.
after that, must powder patient some more. u may ask: how would i clean that private parts? good question. usually we asked the patient to do it themselves. if the patient is too weak, then no choice, the male missy would just have to clean that parts too...;9(
matron showed me to a guy in brilliant red undies tied nearest to the nurse's station. important note here: the patient nearest to this 'lookout' station is usually the most serious case. those furthest are the least serious. that explains the distance.
this young man was only in his red briefs and tied spread eagle. his body was covered with sores that were oozing with pus. he was restless. i wasn't sure why were he treated like that so couldn't be bothered and continue my dry cleaning one patient after the other.
suddenly........

TRAILERS FROM THE DAYS OF THE MALE MISSY.....

new story from DAYS OF THE MALE MISSY....coming soon to the next window...

TRAILERS:

how the chiomissy wrestled with a crazy suicidal guy...yes in brilliant red undies at the rooftop....will he fall to his death?...of course not lah...or else i won't here telling the story right?
the old patient that flipped eyewhites and haunt the male missy for nights.....how could he got the 'ghost' exorcised.....

next the stupid dupid houseman (blur dr in training)....and his saboing of our male missy....MALE MISSY GO DIG SHIT SAMPLES!!.....

the cum spitting black cobra of a drunken keleng....this one will freak everyone out!!!...how he manhandled this bloody monstrous snake and it's stinking cum!

the monstrous pig in coma.....another torturous ward adventure....the cold monster swine and all his gold.....(i think this swine was one dead pig in the end...poor piggy)

and many many more....stay tuned for the exciting....DAYS OF THE MALE MISSY!...coming soon in another window nearest u!!.......;9)

PART 3: PRESENTATION DAY - BREASTFEEDING

my presentation day finally came.

props that i needed:
1. milk bottle, spoon, milk powder, measuring cup.
2. diaper, safety pin, cotton buds/pads, wet/dry tissues - lots of those.
3. baby plastic bath tub, talcum powder, baby lotion
4. articifial squirt boobs u could dress it on ur chest
5. one life-liked plastic baby
let me see...yep!! that's about all. shall we begin?

here goes....

all women must marry and have babies. when they had their baby, they must breastfeed him. how?...this how.....held up lifelike plastic baby to artificial big boobs i wore on the chest.

step 1: gently press baby's head onto boob...guide mouth to swollen nipple. baby should do the rest by sucking it. er...for the ladies, it suppose to be a pleasant sensual feeling....er for me....sorry i dunno ...i dun have milk laden boobs...pai seh!.... *blush...and the whole class laughed!*

oh ya...before placing the baby there on the boob, must wipe it clean first. squeeze the boob so that a few drop of milk exudes out. clean that. demo: i squeezed the fake boobs i wore on my chest pretending there were my and demo the wiping. then gently place baby's mouth onto boob....shit!! gotta do that action too....*so embarrassing!!*... i was behaving like the real mum with one hand holding the baby, the other hand patting the fake baby's bombom.

feeding the baby is very beneficial to both the mum and the baby. why? the baby will acquire stronger antibodies from the mother, hence he would be healthier and more immuned to sickness.

on the mum's part, there would be closer rapport with her newborn. but the most important thing, it aids her vaginal.....* whole class laughed again on hearing the V word*


cheeky question fired: what do u mean AID THE VAGINAL....how could breast link to there??

more laughter.....me really getting quite pissed over this damn embarrassing topic.
lts: well, u know when the mother pushes the baby out from that hole, all her muscles there would have overstretched. look at this plastic baby's head and now look at the size of the hole...oopss!!....sorli..... * more wild laughter!!*

lts: so when baby suckle the mum's boobs, in a wayhe also sucks up her vaginal ...otherwise it may loosen and droop so much....it may just drop out..... *hahahahaha...wild hysteria now!*

lts: dun laugh leh...true what!! her vaginal muscle walls would firm up...if not it would be too loose for her husband to poke her again, u know.....;9( *siao liao....the whole class went crazy with wild loud laughter!!!*



.....and that about ended my most embarrassing presentation..........;9(

DAYS OF THE MALE MISSY (NURSE)

i was 22 yrs then. my last job was a temporary purchasing officer. my last last job was a chocolate taster...
saw this nursing ad. was curious the life of a nurse. they wanted male nurse so out of curiousity, i applied.
during the interview, i believed i touch the interviewers whom one was a motherly matron.
m m: why would u as a guy wanna be a nurse?
lts: oh....to be able to serve our fellow sick is the greatest virtue of a person....
m m stomped by my (rehearsed) response. yes lah...i already anticipated they would fire this question so before i went i already dramamama a bit on this answer. u know add a bit of 'feel' to it. i thought i saw a tear gleaming at m m's eye corner.
weeks later, the mail came. I WAS ACCEPTED into the PTS - PUPIL TRAINEE SCHEME or lovingly called also PAID TO STUDY.


PART 2: THE TRAINING

first thing first, every new nurse wannabe got to have themselve measured. no! not my anaconda!! the uniforms.
we were issued 4 set of nurse attire, 2 pair of shoes and 6 pair of white socks.
soon, i was in my male missy pristine crispy white uniform and white shoe...the original MAN IN WHITE or MIW....haahahaha....;9)
it was 3 mths classroom lessons and nothing else. just study...study..and more study and tests. best part: GET PAID AT THE END OF THE MONTH!
as a nurse, my job wasn't just restricted to ward services, we were suppose to educate the public. things like STD, AIDS, contagious diseases, how to handle life threatening emergencies...etc.
we were suppose to equip not only the knowledge but to diffuse it to the general public and teach them the basic life saving technique like cpr, bandaging etc.....
in the classroom, everyone of us got to do presentation. the nursing lecturer will lucky dip the topic for us.
and me....suay ka pa cheng (unluckiest!). my topic for presentation was BREASTFEEDING N BABY BATHING.
hell man! this was damn damn embarrassing. the bloody faggot indian male lecturer was really picking on me...after all i was the chioest in the class. my hotbod then was one to behold...dun pray pray. i was already bestow with big muscular mi mi...i mean chest!
no wonder, i was purposely picked for this lame topic. what to do prepare for the details and present lor!....what else could i do?
....continue....

MY HORNY CID DUDI with the baluku

i ve to use green cos this ardent green leprechaun was the most enthuiastic chiohunk in my free gardening class held in my ex-temple.
it was quite a while since we became good buddies and surprising our affinity was sealed by SBF when i posted LTS FREE GARDENING CLASS THREAD.
this joker only posted twice since the day he joins SBF. both were to me. his posting was so stingily short, brief and i dunno what head or tail, so i bo chap. din respond.
then he pm-ed. who the hell is this XX guy? again din respond and bo chap!
then on the fateful day, the first day of my gardening, this black mamba turned up. i din know who he was. well, maybe another plant loving forummer in my class. so again...bo chap!
it was then i had to expose to everyone in my class...THIS IS THE SILLY LEETAHSAR EVERYONE LOVES TO HATE!
it was rather unfair to me. those guys smiled, laughed but kept their nicks secret to me..their aiyah sifu. what to do? they knew me, but i didn't know them or their nics.
as more lessons followed up, most of the guys were already driven nuts by me already....i mean really COCONUTS! eventually, i coaxed out their real identity.
there the chioest of the hunks...HOTLAVA...and my cid pal.....well! that one i got to maintain confidentiality. if not he would blow my piggy blains off with his shiny magnum. yes...TOP and BOTTOM!
so beri the sorry for the continuous mystery of the black mamba cid. why black? if one spends his time more in the sunny golf course than in his aircond office cubicle, what color would be his skin?....right! BLACK!
now black mamba is a horny slithering snake.....;9)
funny why everyone i met is the itchy type? maybe as guys and gals...HORNY is our natural instinct...hahahaha....;9)
from today, let's just call my cid pal mamba! no...no... not MAMBO the hk over rated comic cop....MAMBA will do. thank you!..BLACK MAMBA...BLACK CUM SPITTING MAMBA!

PAGE 2

MAMBA as usual was shooting golf balls away at the SAFRA country club, changi.
he was supposed to join us the next day in our j b makan trip with soton in his black spidey jaguar.
man propose; heaven dispose.....i was almost being proposed, disposed but luckily i opposed to soton's indecent propose. so many 'pose'...getting confused and coconut again? thanks to me....;9)
back to our MAMBA. he was swinging gayly at his driving range, suddenly...FEWWWWWWWWWWWW.....! *perkot!!* he blacked out!! he was hit by an incoming flying golf ball. he was hit bad at his right temple.....AND HE WAS OUT COLD!! .......7,8,9, 10!........he's out!!! the winner was...none other than a mei mei. a damn sexy slender chio one ....the one who swung the club and hit a mamba out cold!!
dream on mamba....dream on...!

PAGE 3

97, 98, 99....100!!
shit! my cid pal, mamba was still out cold after a 100 counts.
kiss me...kiss me...emmm..emmm...emmm...
oh dear *censored!*. even in his knocked phase, this horny mamba was engrossed in one of his drooling wet dreams! he drooled....how could we tell? well, the grass that was watered by his drools already turned brown!! they had in fact started to decay and rot!
he smirked. he smiled. he laughed deliriously. some one was stroking him. no lah!! dun be so obscene not the bottom but his baluku head.
one baluku had already sprouted from his crew cut head. it was as big as the size of the golfball that hit him. a small hand was stroking that bump on his head.
mamba was smirking. he was like basking in orgasmic bliss. his senseless body could wriggle some more in spasm. his forked snakey tongue slithered out of his pouting mouth.
pat..pat!...tap ...tap! suddenly a tight slap and whack across his cheek! and that jerk in back into his confused sensed.
blur blur, he opened his beady shrewd eyes. blurry!! he thought he saw his snow white infront of him. he was still delusional. but yes...he was still in a horny orgasmic state. his lusty smirk still hanged on his lips.
he realised what his body language was telling everyone. he was so embarrass and instantly snapped back into his cool dude cid charisma. u couldn't tell whether he was blushing or not. he was damn dark and looked more indian than chinese!
he sat up on his butt and infront of him was a terrified little mei mei. yes ...a mei mei crying her heart out. she thought she had killed a horny black mamba!
....to be cont'd....

part 4...the concluding baluku...

so came the appointment day to go jb for makan in soton's spidey black jaguar, black mamba smsed me:

sorry, u guys go ahead. cant come. head kena baluku by mei mei...

and when i called him what mei mei?
mamba: mei mei lor....
lts: wah! u damn lucky gun leh!! play dead and let her give u the kiss of life lor...shiok man!!mamba: kiss u head! u teeko ter!
lts: huh?...u always beo mei meis...and now such a rare chance u kek kek...basket!
mamba: already told u...it was a mei mei...me not a paedophile lah!!...a mei mei...shit!! a 10 yr old little girl!! u silly toot ! @@8#"£$%**#$!
lts: ....*blur!*.....

leetahsar
Jan-14 5:30 pm
To:
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
(17 of 91)

72.17 in reply to 72.14
u and ah mah sad sob stories...really sabo me to make me think she was one of those lady of the night.
it was a real eye opener. not the whorehouse but my monky caixim....
hmmm....pal of the OKT ok...but pls try to keep that cum spitting cobra inside the pants!


leetahsar
Jan-14 5:35 pm
To:
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
(18 of 91)

72.18 in reply to 72.16
of course i dun. actually there are 'free' meals. i should intro u to the equally sweet mouthed sibeipine.
he claimed that all his cheena teetus win hand down when compare to the local mei meis!


KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
Jan-14 7:53 pm
To:
leetahsar
(19 of 91)

72.19 in reply to 72.18
Ask him to be careful when playing with spider. He might get caught in the web and get sucked dry.
Kaixin1

leetahsar
Jan-14 10:01 pm
To:
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
(23 of 94)

72.23 in reply to 72.19
this warning should go to the teetujia instead. sibeipine will suck their teetujuices dry instead.
he's a 9"!

leetahsar
Jan-14 10:18 pm
To:
BlueSoton1
(24 of 94)

72.24 in reply to 72.20
dun u know i m a snake charmer and train my anaconda to be very discpline?
unlike u, got hole will poke kind. even the OKT also loves to sit on the vital location in ur groin area....;9

PART 5: CAIXIM AND SOTON GANGED UP TO SABO PIGGY!

KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
Jan-14 3:50 pm
To:
leetahsar
(14 of 91)

72.14 in reply to 72.9
Hahahhahah!! Uncle LEE ... even 70 year old AH MA you also want to fuck!!
Wa lao eh .... Kaixin me dunno where to hide my face. The OKT has been my good buddy-buddy friend for 6 years already, and the 70-year old ah ma was his AUNT!!
Oh My Goodness!!! Then this horny and desperate Uncle Lee went OVER to the OKT and ask how much price $$$ is the ah man, what her service standard is like, is she good, and so on!?!?!?!?
The OKT cringed!!! Wa Lao Eh, he was damn embarrassed himself, and he quickly revealed that the ah ma was his AUNTIE, and assured everyone concerned that she is NOT A PROSTITUTE!
The PIGGY GOON was red-face and he slunked back into the chair next to Blue Soton whose hand was still wet from all the cum stains from jerking off to the beautiful ladies walking in and out of the brothel. Sotong was a true gentleman .... he told Uncle Lee, eh, you make Kaixin damn embarrassed you know ... Kaixin dunno where to hide his face already. Of course Uncle Lee QUICKLY SIAM that area because he was afraid Soton would wipe his cum stain on Uncle Lee!!!
I gave the BIG-BOOBIE Dada a FLYING KISS and she sauntered back to her resting area behind the customer counter to day-dream about bonking me. But I was not going to bonk her. Hmmmm ... my mind was STILL FILLED WITH IMAGES OF LA MEI......... and dada was wondering why Kaixin was so horny but still refuse to call her. She never guessed that I had a another HOT GAL on my mind ....

KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
Jan-14 3:58 pm
To:
LaMei
(15 of 91)

72.15 in reply to 72.12
Hahahhahahahah. Ms Obasan Lamei .... of course you not forgotten. After we left the restaurant and were heading back to Soton's car, bus number 33 suddenly arrived and the Piggy Goon dashed aboard, and waved us goodbye. I was surprised ... wa lao that was fast. Was Piggy Goon going back home to jerk off to his fantasy of the 70-year old OKT's Auntie?!?!
Soton and I headed back to his car and he dropped me off at the OKT's house again. I was still bloody horny with the LA MEI IMAGES floating in my mind. So after Soton left I found myself right back at my old 2nd home, the OKT's house ... my humble abode for the past 6 years.
The OKT erupted into gales of laughter when he saw me!! He said you friend ah .... damn goondo one!!! Wa lao eh, AUNTIE also he dare to point at her and ask if she is a WORKING LADY!!!! That time, all my horniess disappeared because I was so damn MALU and embarrassed. I quickly apologized yet again to the OKT and told him ... eh Tommy sorry lah.... my friend the piggy goon he is not familiar with Geylang ... he is monk wannabe ... dunno who is who over here .... he say the auntie ... thought she can be had for $5 or $10 .... WITHIN HIS PRICE RANGE ... that's why he asked.
The OKT nodded in understanding, and said ... dun worry Kaixin ... I am not angry ... just amused ....! Hahahhahahahahah! WA LAO EH .....
Kaixin1

KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
Jan-14 4:12 pm
To:
leetahsar
(16 of 91)

72.16 in reply to 72.9
Ah yah, Uncle Lee. Those 70-80 year old AH MA and those beautiful sweet young AH KUAs are found at DESKER ROAD, not at Geylang!
And yes, they are very poor thing you know! Imagine a 70-year old auntie sitting idly in that small brothel house waiting for customers! At her age!!! I mean, where are a children? Can't she go to an old folk's home and be taken care of by nurses? What the fxxk is a woman of her age doing in such a sordid sleazy brothel???
Can you imagine who her customers might be? Bangala workers who can only afford $5 handjob or $10 fuck job? Old men shuffle their feet and have difficulty ejaculating? or even piggy goon like Leetahsar????
That's why I felt sorry for the whole bunch of them.
Even the ah kua ... many of them are pre-op .... saving money to go for their operation by working in Desker (a few of them also work in Geylang, but they are not as pretty). Usually the price they can command is $30-$40, similar to Changi area.
So please Uncle Lee don't go geylang again to find 70 year old AUNTIE again okay? If you really horny and cannot tahan anymore ask your nephew Kaixin to take you to Desker ... there you can RELEASE!!!!
Kaixin1

PART 4 - PAN SHI TONG or teetucave

soton being the fat squid there, placed the order. we supped a song yu or chinese carp's head in sweet black sauce. then came their speciality HOKIEN MEE with salted fish and loads of lard fritters. next was har cheong kai or salted bean paste deep fried chicken. the last of sabo tofu or claypot bean curd and hai xian chuen or fried seafood roll using yam paste, minced seafood assortment as the fillings.
half way true our supping, soton's hp rang. his wifey called. sotong: ya...yes...ya...yes lah!! u take out all the seafood and thaw.... me will be back to cook dinner very soon......
dinner?..what were we having now? caixim and i looked at each other with loads of question marks.
sotong: oh...sorry....mustn't let the wifey knows i m eating MY dinner with u now ....or else she will extend my ears! ...among other vital organs too....haahaahaa...
or should it be better dun let my wifey knows i just jerked off OKT the boss of the whorehouse?
he blushed.
once dinner finished, it was EAT AND RUN time for this piggy. caixim asked to be returned to his DADA at lor 16. soton got to rush home or else...his organ will be extended!
so we went separate ways. in the bus i was wondering....I THOUGHT THE NUTRITIOUS CAIXIM is in celibacy i.e. NO SEX PLEASE...he's a wannabe monk too!! he is so so monky like the xiao ni sa or little monk. why did he succumb to DADA spider webs of lust?
and sotong .....poor soton maybe had already cum on okt...and another round awaiting him back home. soton's FR ??
now i leave the followup of caixim and DADA in their rendevous in bed in a tight cubicle of a little whore chicken house in geylang lor 16......
...the end of this very nearly brokeback piggy's tale....hahahaha....;9)

PART 3 the teetucave

as if that wasn't enough, soton the schemer of poor piggy o' me join in the field day report....

BlueSoton1
Jan-14 12:18 pm
To:
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
(7 of 91)

PART 2 of Autopcy Report
with uncle piggy fat, over weight body, he dashed to the OKT with an amazing 100m world record speed, shit, he used to say he cant run, due to his leg cartilage pain, but when situation called for it, he surprise us with miracle.
he eagerly asked the OKT the price range, types of services, the origins of the products, n my GOD, he even asked how much is the 70+ ah mah, n the room rate for staying for ONE MONTH !!!!!!!
the super friendly OKT was a bit annoyed, if the hot tempered cid man were to be the OKT, he will kick his ass forcefully, make sure one kick, n uncle is out of this house of nature.....
akan dadang................

so i bo bian...must clarify my innocence....i m still innocent and 24k mint condition what...


leetahsar
Jan-14 12:22 pm
To:
BlueSoton1
(8 of 91)

72.8 in reply to 72.7
oh....so that's why u kept asking me about how to spell C A R T I L A G E...u bloody silly toot soton!!
and yes...it's AUTOPSY ....with an S not C! c is for C LAN KUI!

AND HERE'S PART 3


leetahsar
Jan-14 12:28 pm
To:
BlueSoton1
(9 of 91)

72.9 in reply to 72.7
[he even asked how much is the 70+ ah mah, n the room rate for staying for ONE MONTH !!!!!!!}
ok...ok. this one i must explain and tell the whole story from the start in the car.
kaixim suddenly got compassionate and told me that ah mah and ah ermm and lau aunties are also trying to make an indecent living there.
their rates are super duper cheap and cater to the bangalas, indians and other ftS. there bunch of FTs like the old ladies cos after removing their dentures, bj to them was the only way to send them back home in their heavenly bliss....;9(
and u know all these FTs work very very hard digging and other heavy duty stuffs. they are dicks too and need some form of release. their whole bodies soring with aches and 'hongs' or winds so they need to rid them.
all these laukuaybus or old gingers or lau ah mahs could rid it for them with their antique dried up abalones they possess.
i m so bad to describe them this way....sorry...;9(...but really where are the badly needed welfare from our glabrmen for these bunch of sad old dames?
there another lie from the emperor of clown, pinkie!....sad....;9(

when they threw me into one of the cubicle. i slowly regained my consciousness. an old lady was caressing me...not down there but up here on my head with a moist towel.
she gave me some chinese herbal tea and RINGGGGGGGG!!!.....everything back to normal and i sat up to thank her for saving my modesty....hahahaha....;9)
i heard laughter outside the main hall. went out after smiling and thanking the motherly lady to rejoin with caisim and horny sotong.
there sitting on soton's lap was none other OKT or orh (his surname) kui tao, his name and owner of this chickenhouse.
on caixim's lap was a transexual DADA who had honeydew bosom about the size of my dearie's! oh course, i knew that was fake and siliconed.
caixim buried his monky head into the big artificial boobs. i thought he might be suffocated within! sotong was having a smirking good time while jerking the okt on his vital lap area.
they abruptly stopped when they saw piggy appeared...
well.. me had gone round the world so many times. what i haven't seen? so i wasn't in as much astonished than them. i asked okt: IS THAT KINDLY MAMASAN WHO ATTENDED TO FAINTED ME one of his girls?
okt: dun anyhow say leh!! (quite offended but still a bit amused)
then the motherly obasan came out to serve me more tea. oh my god!!! okt resembled her...and vice versa....*blush!!* i was so embarrassed and felt damn stupig! and apologised profusely to both of them.
caixim and soton laughed so hard that DADA was thrown off onto the floor and soton jerked the okt even higher in spasms with his laughter! so much so, the okt got to excuse himself to the toilet to clean up. he just wetted his pants from soton's laughing horny thrustings!
i think the incessant laughters of these 2 horny guys burnt out more calories than what they were doing just now. caixim said he laughed so much, he was feeling hungry. soton too said he was hungry after all the groin thrusting at okt's butt.
i suggested why dun we head for old airport rd for dinner. it was getting late anyway. all agreed. off we went. instead to old airport hc, sotong drove us to...OH NO!!! another chickens territory...JOO CHIAT RD where FT chickens were abundant...the vietnamese mei meis...
as we walked along this uncharted path, we got so many electrifying winks shoot baks at us...we began to sing a choir of marikita, our beloved national anthem flag raising ceremony together in our pants!!
hiazz!! here we go again...the bulges in all our pants....;9(

PART 2 - TeeTuCave at geylang lor 16

INTERLUDE:

caixim is now cheong his DADA in room 69. he will proceed the details after cumming to his normal flag lowering ceremony.
stay tuned.
me got to expel all the teetu c all over me and purge all the static that had accumulated in my ter bak and ter yue.....;9)
WARNING: ANAL TIGHT RETENTIVE LOSERS ARE ADVISED FROM CONTINUING FROM THIS POINT. RA(18)

and speaking of the devil, here our carebear caixim zooms in:


KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
Jan-13 9:58 pm
To:
leetahsar


Wait a minute, Uncle Lee.
My nose did not just bleed at Mei Ling HC when I met Lamei.
I was drooling until a puddle of water had formed on the ground next to me!!!
The monk wannabe had just very graciously offered to buy me some bak chor mee pok, with chilli, without vingear. Yes, that was going to be my sumptuous breakfast! And I was sipping my piping hot steaming delicious cup of coffee. Just then, Lamei ARRIVED!!! Oh MY God!!!!
Lamei is a slender, sexy lass, and she was clad in white T-shirt and a very cute and sexy pair of blue shorts. She looked so SWEET and charming! My goodness, I thought she was just 23 to 25 years old!!! It was only after we had been properly introduced that I realized she was much older than that! WA LAO EH!!!
I secretly scanned her from head to toe, with my nose turning red and a pool of water forming beside me. She is a very pretty lass, and I would NEVER have guessed her true age. Heck, she could have easily passed off as one of my students and I wouldn't have known the difference!
Uncle Lee noticed that I very discreetly BIO-ING Lamei and tried to snap me out of it. hahahhahahhahahah! Okay lar ... we resumed our normal conversation. I was desperately trying to conceal the huge puddle of DROOL that had formed, and luckily, no one noticed!!
Well, breakfast was fantastic. I realized that Mei Ling HC serves not just cheap food, but very delicious cuisine! MMMMMMM...... it was delightful! Blue Soton and Lamei had laksa, while I had my chilli hot (but vinegar-less) bowl of bak chor mee pok (PAPAYA LEE HSIEN LOONG .... I EAT BAK CHOR MEE POK ALSO NO HUM, HOR!!!! DUN PRAY PRAY !!!!!).
This was the first time I met Blue Soton, and I was glad I managed to meet him too. Later, he and I dragged Uncle Lee to GEYLANG LORONG 16, to tempt him to screw chicks!!!! It was during that time that LTS revealed his FULL GAYHOOD to us!! hahahhahahah!!
Stay tuned for the next instalment ... Uncle LTS reveals his fascination for BANGALAS, his lust for TESTICLES ... and finally ... HIS SECRET FETISH FOR 70 YEAR OLD LADIES!!!!
Kaixin1

drugged, dragged and thrown into TeeTuCave

today the worst of the worst happened (almost) onto me.....;9(

after la me in her hot shorts pants left after our meetup, sotong drugged me ! and with the cheongster, they dragged me by the balls and threw the limp me into the teetu cave in geylang lor 16....
i was almost done...this tang san chan....*boo...hoo..hoo* was nearly....was almost....was so close....*boo hoo...hoo...!*
ur nutritious caixim and soton was having a field day watching me....*boo...hoo..hoo..hoo..*....
er ...caixim u wanna follow up in a new nasty thread of what u and sotong and ur gang of teetujia and teetulaukuaybu and teetukong...and worst a teetulauahmah did to this 24K mint piggy??....*weep...weep...sniff...sniff!*
stay tuned for the day piggy was ALMOST eaten alive by teetus in PAN SHI TONG!

la mei called for triad meeting today. so as obeissance to her grossly tattooed husb, the piggy had to oblige my ah mei.
i tot...GOODIE! ME GOING TO BE ALONE WITH AH MEI...but NO! when about to leave for the appointment, caixim smsed me: I M AT UR Q'TOWN MRT. PLS COME GET ME TO THE VENUE OF MEETING.
now what the hell is he doing there....and so punctual? he's invited too? question marks started floating in my fat piggy head. so bo bian, i ran all the way to fetch caixim to the meetup. won't wanna be late so that dun offend the dai soh obasan.
we reached mei ling hc after a brief brisk walk from the mrt station. when our hainanese kopi came, so did la mei.
wowsay!! really itsy bitsy hotpants with revealing straps from her pink G-strings on her slender hips. she must be wearing her baby daughter's t-shirt which said 1 HOT MAMA!.
oh yes! she was! and exposed a dot - her tattooed navel pierced with a small ringing bell when she walked towards us. she must be drooling when she saw the cute huggy carebear caisim sitting next to me.
wiping away the droops at her lip corners with a tissue, she extended her arm to shake caisim. hoping that she would be shaking lower, caixim nosebled and was wiping frantically his redden nostril.....;9)
as for this blur disappointed piggy...oh well! tot it would be a one to one meetup. seem like it was going to be another afternoon threesome sexsion! and soon the sipped teh c in my mouth also drooled out of the corner of my dejected crooked lips....;9(
after all the shaking and hugging, we settled down. i tot that was it. we were going to jiak hong with la mei in her 2-seaters SLK200 and caixim sitting on my lap and suddenly in came sotong.
of all people...SOTON!! why??!!...oh well again! if couldn't threesome than foursome also not bad.
the moment soton sat down, he asked "where's mr chiohunk VINCE??...i keep wet dreaming about him...where's he??"
caixim and me were shocked wide eyed looking blur at each other and asked, WHAT CHIOHUNK VINCE??
la mei blushed. "her wifey's back. he's on call and on heavy or rather heaving duty now...so it was a last minute unexpected twist..." she explained apologetically.
oh well!....la mei's target, caixim was here. soton's wasn't. as for the blur piggy who was scratching his piggyhead: WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE THEN??
the electrifying sequence commenced the moment la mei set eyes on her nutritious caixim. he on the other hand was a fullblooded cheongster now and the bulge there was having the flag raising ceremony. no wonder he was in baggy pants today.....;9(
poor dejected soton. his chioVINCE wasn't here. so disheartened! so bo herh, hay ya ho. translated means: no fish, then eat the prawn lor. and since also no prawn, then eat the nutritious caixim!. he started to shoot bak at caixim too.
la mei shot higher volts. sotong increased his voltage too. this piggy who was slurping away at his lor mee was nearly fried in between all the crossfire of high seductive voltages....hahahaha....;9)
SHE BAM..SHE BAM....rang la mei's RICKY MARTIN'S SHE BANGS telephonic ringing tone.
bzzzz...zz! her electricity suddenly waned off. she got up. "sorry guys, got to go....da ge calls. EMERGENCY...bia chui time(gang fight on) !!"
before anyone of us could said another word, ZOOOMMMMMM...her mercz already burnt the road with the tyre tracks. in a puff of exhaust smoke, she was gone.
now what??....yes ...now what??....now boo..hoo..hoo...both sotong and caixim turned their horniness on me...this poor blur mee slurping piggy still unaware what was about to happen to him.
i sipped the teh c...and bingo...knocked off liao!...
knocked off means i dunno what happened next. when i blur blur opened my eyes...i was like in a cave full of spider webs..i saw the road that soton's car turned into...GEYLANG LOR 16.....
caixim will now follow in details...(take it with a pinch of salt)....me still saved my 24K mint condition..nearly...hahahaha....;9)

AGE IS A RELATIVITY...IT'S YOUR MIND THAT'S MATTER MOST

age is relativity...

one could be old but always young at heart...er...like this cute piggy goon here....;9)

or one could be old but even older in the heart. before they are dead, they thought they are almost dead! or maybe might be dead the next day.....;9(

finally, one could be young but waste their youth away...so to live is like never lived before.....;9(

the saddest of the 3 must be the last...WASTED THEIR YOUTH AWAY!....;9(

ornitoufo...let them be awaken by my humble reminder.....;9)