comments from aussieb...the faithful follower of the squabbling couple...sbk & cjg.....
From: aussiebiz 02:14
To: leetahsar 1229 of 1238

>>>...suppose to go out again with sibeikang and wifey..and the gang of godsons...but i think better skip...every nite out until 2am...3 am...i seow man! (go crazzy like that)....tmr have to go temple do charity works....go now and i will be deadbeat tmr...how to work...<<<

From reading your story of sbk and cjg, I think their relationship is not simple. To start with both of them do not have the mutual trust required for a succesful couple. Then on one side (sbk) is the 'chiong' type while cjg is the over possessive type. Sbk I am sure knows cjg's character and should be extremely discreet when going about his 'other' activities. Cjg on the other hand should at least 'kwa pua' a bit and not tracked his movement even if he go crapping in the loo.

and that kei75 kept pestering to get rid of my poor FT IT now out of job tenant. so i replied him:

what rental u talking? kena so many times 4d n toto...forget about it for the time being until poor tenant gets a new job and pay lor....emperor not anxious, the enunch is...tsk...tsk!

i am talking abour ur lumpar and par lum....keep changing ur name and nic for what...ur lousy soup ingredients are still the same...get it?.....even if ur name changed to AMITAHBA BUDDHA....ur lousy soup still remains....LOUSY!...then how? kena banned again...and make everyone siam u is it? then in the end u get big mirror hor...and start talking to ur ownself...if good accept...dun be so teekee chwee emmmh see....i will chant my ba jie head shrinking sutra on u...dun pray pray hor....

compassion...my dear boy...compassion....ornitoufo....;9)

and also my replied to the very interested aussieb...i think he more kaypoh than me....hahahaha...;9):


bro aussie...wah lau! u r damn good! power to ur wife man!!

if u were to be cjg....maybe i fall in love with u too...hahahahaha....jus kidding! and sbk would definitely be a happier and koh ka seow kar tong bei tiao....hahahaha...;9)

世 間 萬 物， 一 樣 克 一 樣。。。。。。

translated: in this vast universal, everything will be suppressed by every other thing........

eg: pinkie the clown guniang meeting butchie the manly wifey....what a weird and uncanny combination....;9)

...cont'd sibeikang and chinjiagong....

then my aussie brother posted:
From: aussiebiz 25-Feb 23:43
To: leetahsar 1218 of 1238

83628.1218 in reply to 83628.1213

Walau brother, this thread is going to reach the 'buay jin chu' numbers.

What is the next story? I oredi bought the ticket hor.

my reply:
suppose to go out again with sibeikang and wifey..and the gang of godsons...but i think better skip...every nite out until 2am...3 am...i seow man! (go crazzy like that)....tmr have to go temple do charity works....go now and i will be deadbeat tmr...how to work...

and yesternite....i just realised how glutton chinjiagong was....she walloped one big plate mee goreng with an egg. then she ordered one kambing (mutton) soup with bread...and one coffee with milk....then ordered another TISSUE PRATA...u know the roti prata u made it until so thin and crispy...and added one cut beef curry to it...

MY GOD! sibeikang is rearing a sow pig! and the beauty of the whole thing, she is quite slim...unlike me...eat a little bit too much only, the sparetyre will come out....

now...like busy reply to my chu ba jie and sun wo kong....and hopefully...sibeikang and wife settle their miscommunication and misunderstanding.

but from what i see, the likelihood of their marriage is in a rather precarious situation as cjg is quite a stubborn idiot...and poor sbk is half blur already...he slimmed down alot....

i hinted to him...if a wife brings a husband happiness and bliss beside the good F thing hor, the husband will look "prosperous" that is - a bit plump....

but the pre and post marriage of sbk is like a totally 2 different persons...pre marriage - happy, jovial seow kar bei tahan, a bit plump..

post marriage - sullen, drooling, melancholic, sad, serious. short tempered..no appetitie...and really thin down....

so u judge for urself...i think he married a wrong wife...or married too early...i dunno...like he din want to marry but dunno why ended up married...maybe he shotgun ccj...and therefore u know...marriage was the only convenient solution then....and now look what happen?

either u marry right or u stay single? marry wrong...u suffer pain pain for the rest of ur life....and other innocent party like his baby son will have to bear the SIN OF THE PARENTS.....chui guo chui guo....:9(

...and he just called when i was typing this....cjg was there with him and his gang of brothers...he was F bored! without me around, like he couldn't even link with all his brothers....jialat....his attachment to bo liao me.....like i am the only one who understands him....jialat me!!...going to be very bo eng.....

so inconvenient u know...the only girl there in a group of supposed boisterous loudmouthed guys...all so reserved and mindful what's coming out of their foul man's mouth...u know hor...when a butch of guys gather together...all sort of XXXX will pour out like nobody's business.....if cjg could be mindful of this and allow sbk more freedom.....so many ifs....

if they didn't marry in the first ....none of the present unhappiness would have resulted....sad...;9(

and the teekee kei75 in his new dunno what nic interrrupted...so i replied:
From: leetahsar 00:09
To: 纪晓岚 (jixiaolan) 1222 of 1238

83628.1222 in reply to 83628.1219

goon's humble golden words:

DON'T TROUBLE TROUBLE UNTIL TROUBLE TROUBLE YOU........

this is kei75...the banned forummer is back! omg!!
From: 纪晓岚 (jixiaolan) 25-Feb 14:23
To: leetahsar 1206 of 1238

83628.1206 in reply to 83628.1204

To: My dear Mr Lee Tah Sar aka Uncle Bob/"Boob"

Ok, i shall put myself into yr smelly shoe.

As long as he paid yr rental on time and every time, pls keep yr big ass mouth shut. If he doesn't do so, pls set him a certain deadline. Should he con't to default on his rental payment over an indefinite period, u should demand that he fuck off from yr Lee Tah Clan - House of Limited Compassion.

Sad that today I've to tell alot of people off. Even, u goon also bully me. If my wording is seen to be harsh and rude, may I seek yr good kind self to pls excuse me.

Hope that I did nt spolit yr day and may I wish u a pleasant weekend ahead. Thanks!

Regards

From: A nobody but extremely teekee boy

From: leetahsar 25-Feb 14:49
To: 纪晓岚 (jixiaolan) 1207 of 1238

83628.1207 in reply to 83628.1206

i sensed today u r foul mooded...some one like wronged u...u bei tahan...me sensor on now...

as for me...THIS IS MY MONTH....MY BIRTHDAY TOO ON THIS MONTH...ME A PISCES...a very blur sotong fish....

why my month? cos hor...my 4d like going crazy...2 x lst prize...then all the little little consolation and $30 totos...then kena toto 5#s another 1k+...

so dun need the rental for this mth....i was thinking to tell him...he can go back first...and come back about 1 mth later...i give him 1 mth foc rental....wait for him to get the job...then his pay...then he can pay me...anyway...i already bought many instant korean mee for him...expensive one hor...$3.65 per pkt of 5...enough to last him until he finds a new job....poor boy...i sad for him....;9(

so...as for u...dun throw another rock or lup him another balls kick...ouch...MERCIFUL AND COMPASSIONATE HEART...no matter who the person is from...even he bangala or muslim or even terrorist i will also treat him the same...

ornitoufo....

and whatever is bothering him, i said this to him:

PEACE BE WITH U.....for whatever causes u ve sowed, u ve to reap the harvest now...whether it's good or bad, u gotta face it. if it's bad, then dun sow the same bad seeds again...if it's good, then pls continue to multiply the goodness......ornitoufo....

...and further reply to his lor sohness:

u r really funny and really teekee.....u keep changing ur name...when the simplest solution to ur clashes with people around u...is TO CHANGE URSELF BY EMBRACING UR PERSONAL FLAWS...MAKE A NOTE OF IT...AND TRY NOT TO COMMIT THE SAME MISTAKE AGAIN.....

simple as that....change the name of the soup; but the same lousy ingredients is the same....LP PL....

pinkie: HALLELUJAH!....THE OTHER PIC U JUS SEEN IS MY TRUE FORM....HALLELUJAH!! PRAISE THE LORD FOR GIVING ME BOOBIES THAT HUGE!!!!! AMEN....

.....YES...THIS IS THE REAL PINKIE THE CLOWN...HIS TRUE (inner) identity....and wifey is a man in disguise....we switch once the moon is full....our curses would be lifted...HALLELUJAH...HALLEELUJAH..HALLEEELUJAH...HA...LEE..LU...JAH!!!

A CHINESE POETRY....courtesy from a reader
From: 纪晓岚 (jixiaolan) 25-Feb 12:59
To: leetahsar 1203 of 1238

83628.1203 in reply to 83628.1202

落魄江湖載酒行　楚腰纖細掌中輕
十年一覺揚州夢　贏得青樓薄倖名

he also advised me to chase out my FT IT tenant who just got the sack...yes, the big boot! and here's my reply to him:

<>

so if u were my kena sacked tenant, i tell u ...served u right...U BALEK KAMPONG...AND PLS PAY MY THIS MTH RENTAL BEFORE U CHAR BOK!...or else!

then how would u feel...my dear boy? if i do like u demanded, i am very bad and evil...and really lupping him with a nasty kick so he will fall from the precipice he's now precariously clinging by a small finger.....hahahaha...;9)

MERCIFUL..my dear boy....AND COMPASSION....u just dunno when it ur turn next to be hit by ASSLUCK!!!

ornitoufo.....to u especially...ornitoufo...;9)

lupping (goon language) = kicking (normal engrish) or smell my foot!(goon extreme engerish)

REMINISCING MY SWEET MEMOIRS....
.....IT'S SIBEIKANG'S TURN...cont'd.....

we were in the lorry heading towards pender rd at mt faber....and this area was where my last garden was located just at the foot of the hill....

we reached the customer's house, an ang mor lady from england. she wasn't back yet from work. it would be like another 30 minutes before she could get back after sbk called her office. good! means i got time to relive my wonderful memories here when i was running the garden.

i went all over the place....to my nursery at faber hill....my old man's shop at wishart road...and yes! the rambutan tree i planted along the main wishart road was really grown up handsomely....i couldn't bear it any longer.....i hugged my big rambutan laying my face to its lichened erected rough trunk....oh my rambutan!....how wonderfully and handsomely u have become!....then i climbed up the fence of the church which was once CIROS THEATRE....and i saw my even stately regia ROYAL PALM....oh, my royal palm...a weak little seedling i had grown u from a palm seed...and now look at u....such magnificiently stately tall....and yes!!!...yes!! my humongous mango tree....u are flowering now....how i miss u sweet big delicious fragrant apple mangoes....i could get like a big basket of mangoes...and my neighbour happened to be a chandler suppling foodstuffs to berthing ships. they love my mangoes too and bought from me to load to ship especially those coming from india and philippines .....and now....now it was but just a sweet sweet wonderful memories......*sniff...sniff*....to me.....;9(

i then went to look at THE SOKA ASSOCIATION...(previously known as THE NICHIREN BUDDHIST ASSN OF S'PORE)....my god! my landscape...my creation...all destroyed!!! the rocks formations i arranged...still there...but where the hell was the mini waterfall pool....GONE!!!....the pomelo tree i planted for their PRESIDENTO IKEA DAISAKU (he just claimed he planted by sticking "PLANTED BY SINSEH IKEDA"...but it was REALLY i who dug and planted the tree)....dead and gone!!!

then my special flowering garden which i created for them before they mercilessly terminated my contract without a good reason....and i did that for free....GONE....ALL GONE!!! OH SHIT !!! my very special ownself breed one PLUMEIRA spp...or frangipani...the colored one. and the one i specially planted there was with 2 colors. its petal was very cute: half the petal yellow; the other half red....GONE!!! ...gone.....:(

only the yellow cane palms that lined in between their premises screening off the next door SHELL PETROL KIOSK remained...and my goodness!! how wonderful and luscious have they grown....i was like meeting all my plants children.....my beautiful palms...and yes!! the callistemon (bottlebrush tree) was still there accompanying the huge granite rock.......and damn it! they chopped away the roll of traveller's palms at the other side of the fence.....the palms were so faithfully screening from them the very dazzling west setting sun rays....and they ruthlessly killed them all...sad :(

EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED.....and my creation was brutally raped and destroyed by the so called 'peace loving' soka buddhist practitioners....sad...very very sad ....'9(

oops!...i was suppose to report what transpired between sbk and cjg....sorry...sidetracked too far...next post, i will continue....now i go wipe my teary eyes....excuse me...pai seh...*sniff*.....

after i had all my reminiscing....i dragged my legs to walk up to pender rd when sbk was waiting patienly for the customer to return.

he was sitting there...drooling....sulking blanky. the moment he saw me arriving, he brightened up. he then told me we had to wait a bit longer cos ang mor lady needed to pick her child first before returning so both of us just sat at the roadside kerb and waited.

"sar, the other night while we were slurping our teochew porridge, u showed me ur hp....and i saw a message from ccj....can to tell me what u two were talking...is it about me?" the melancholic sibekang asked.

" no lah...already told u right...she asked me for my mean spaggi recipe..." i lamely replied as though his "kang" (shrewd and cunning) was for nothing or what...

"ok, ok...she revealed to me about all the past gfs...ur present and ongoing multi timing gfs....and especially ur evil teetujia....."

sbk's eyebrows nearly popped off his forehead...his small beady eyes was now like an owl...big and round and popping out soon!

"so maybe u like to finish ur 10 to 30% story u told me earlier..." i continued. "u r really kang....u tell me a little bit here and a bit there...and expect me to piece up the whole story which put u as the victimised husband..instead of the ruthless wife tormentor...." i gave him a very evil sarcastic smirk....;9)

sbk was quieten. he was solemn. i thought i saw beads of tears at his corners of his eyes.....he wiped and replied...."no lah sar....why everybody think i got something cheeky cheeky with teetujia?" "then u tell me lor...and please dun give me another 10% and make me finish story for u...i chak par bo hiak eng...!(eat full not free to guess)" i snapped.

blah...blah..blah.....blah...bo liao narration not worth writing....

"sar....i really regret marrying...i regret having a kid...i regret...." finally the real words in sbk's heart came out...:(

"sometime i think u and teetu is more compatible...then why married cjg?" i summarised. " but then again, if u married teetu as wifey...i think u will hump cjg as a sidekick.....and the same cycle repeats.....human especially horny man with deadly itchy fleas infested bloodhound...i really dun understand..."

sibeikang....blurred by this goon..this goon lagi blurred by sibeikang....

do you blurr too??......to be cont'd....

and wah lau, the ang mor por (english lady) returned.

"sorry boys to have kept u waiting....c'mon in the house.." she beckoned us.

once inside the house, she told us to wait for awhile, she get cheque. when she came out from her room....my god! she was only in skimmy panty and only a black singlet...and our bloodhounds...went woooweee!! wraaff wraaff.....howl...howl...!!!! .......;9)...and that guys and girls would be another imaginative fictitious XXX story in the making....hahahaha....

real one hor...not bluffing...but ang mor por's boobies flat as a plane runaway

THE NATIONAL PLEDGE OF THE GOON
From: leetahsar 21-Feb 14:40
To: ALL 1 of 15

93853.1

I think this pledge definitely applies after erection....

THE GOON PLEDGE:

we the peasants of sinkieland

flogged ourselves as one disunited goonies

shameless of face,lampar or leeligion

to build a demonic society

based on injustice and definitely inequality

so as to avoid happines, prosperity and maybe

disgress for our nation...

...sad hor...;9(....and very pai seh to my beloved land...

...and rajarathnam konged of on 22 feb 06....so co-incidental....sibeikang said my adaptation of the national pledge caused his demise...i told him dun anyhow said....u mean i just write like that....then someone's more infuential one may kong off again...so powderful huh my words...? ;9(

.....IT'S SIBEIKANG'S TURN...cont'd.....

p pppp pp! sbk's lorry downstair horning. ran down the steps and off we went for his round of mattresses delivery....

lst stop: BENCOOLEN RESIDENCE. location: WATERLOO ST...

reached there in a jiffy. but there was a mini jam there...and some van was already at the pte condo which was just next to the WATERLOO'S GUAN YIN TEMPLE. sbk was very versatile in such troublesome matter. he drove one round and parked at the service road just behind a piece of void field where there was an exhibition.

as he parked at a double-yellowed line road, he told me to wait in the car while he singlehandedly carried a queen-sized mattress from the lorry, crossed the road to bencoolen residence, the pte condo......

i was damn boring waiting in the lorry c b l (cho bo lan) {doing nothing}. then i noticed that the exhibition at the opened field was actually ended and workers were loading up the stuffs in the exhibition.

one of the thing they were loading up was a huge lifesize MAITREYA BUDDHA. Then they were proceeding to hoist up another buddha - THE 4-FACED BUDDHA.

it was quite interesting so i alighted the lorry and went closer to watch. the huge statue was finally securely placed on top of the lorry.

suddenly there was a gust of strong wind. oh my buddha! the thin golden leaves which were pasted on the 4-faced buddha went flying...and my god! they were all flying towards me!

i couldn't siam and avoid in time....and was pasted all over...my hair, my body ...everywhere cos i was only wearing a singlet and a shorts and in sandals and was sweaty all over.

goodness! golden leaves were actually - if i m not wrong - 24K gold or 99.9999 fine type. only this type of gold purity is soft enough to be hammered out into very filmsy thin gold leaves which devotees paste them on the buddha....and now i was all pasted over.

bee thang! (rice bowl - means jackpot!) without further ado, i quickly picked up all the gold films. removed those that stuck to my sweaty body and hair.....put them all in a plastic bag. goodness! i think got at least 5g....i go check tmr how much is that......;9)....

and soon sibeikang returned....huffing and puffing....and complaining that the location of the client's address was damn damn difficult to find and damn far away....

we boarded the lorry and off we went to another location...

PS. My solemn condolence to rajarathnam for his pass on...and sibeikang told me about our national pledge...u know the "we the citizens " thing...

he said, "tarshar...u very zer er!!...u go and re-write the NATIONAL PLEDGE OF THE GOON....and we the citizen becomes we the peasants...and all those craps...and then now how.... the next day raja dropped dead....! hahahahaha...!"

sorry...i was innocent...how i was to know he wrote that national pledge and how i know i re-write today...and the next day he was dead as reported....not my fault...dun blame me...i dunno.....;9(

after chinjiagong, it' sibeikang's turn.....

oh shit! why did i lent my hp to sibeikang unwittingly? luckily i deleted most of chinjiagong's smses except one...

"TAhsar, u free now? pls call me..."

then the interrogation of leetahsar began....

"what did she talk to u about?" sbk started.

"what...what?" me defence up. "no lah, she asked me to give her my mean spaggi recipe lah...why leh?"

"pls leh, sar...tell me leh....i damn pek chek u know!"

"about what...ur teetujia? u miss bonking ur teetujia after ur jb satays is it?" i replied rather sarcastically.

"told u nothing happen after the satay....why u dun believe me leh?" sbk liked closed to tear...like a little boy being wrongly accused.

"aiyah! kang....u did nothing wrong...there's nothing to fear....."

....shit! sbk called...time off...got free makan...will report tonight...cherrio and ciao!

then a reader interrupted:
From: postnew 24-Feb 14:06
To: leetahsar 1191 of 1238

83628.1191 in reply to 83628.1189

<< luckily i deleted most of chinjiagong's smses except one... >>

heng ah... or not another famous 10 minutes video ( Tammy) will hit the market.

*Tammy was the latest faze happening in this sinkieland. she is a NANYANG POLYTECHIC student who used her handhpone to film her XXX different positions lovemaking with her bf...andy (i think). then she lost her handphone. some joker picked it and download the whole xxx scene in the internet....and now it's the talk and rage of the town...police are trying to locate the downloader and hell! once found out, this joker is going to get it pain pain...it's 10 mins display is even on sale in e-bay.

today sunday's times reported that it was already distributing in penang for a price of MR$10 (s$4.5) for a piece of DVD .....

From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 24-Feb 15:21
To: postnew 1192 of 1238

83628.1192 in reply to 83628.1191

Tammy Chin n Bob Lee production?

From: leetahsar 24-Feb 20:04
To: postnew 1193 of 1238

83628.1193 in reply to 83628.1191

omg! why am i always omg now? one more time...oh my buddha!!!

cjg and sbk already very messy with the intervention of teetujia...and now there's another gf and another gf...my buddha!! getting very very entreating and confusing....just like my italian pal's charpalang paolo bonk fernando + monica bonk gloria bonk franscisco bonk hrc ...wah lao eh! all this bonking, laying, jacking, humping...poking...sucking...licking..frenchie...are overloading my otherwise tranquility...and now cjg and sbk and ttj and gf..and gf...my god...history repeating...and actually guan wo pi si!!!??? ....;9(

so, chu ba jie and sun wo kong, can u 2 pls dun aggravate and drive ur tang san chan sifu banana with 2 big coconuts....can or not huh? pls leh?...i m going explode pretty soon.....;9(....and so give me a few minutes....let me calm down and i report what happen when i abruptly went with sibeikang...many thing happened...one of which i was covered with....GOLD LEAVES....24K GOLD LEAVES....STAY TUNED....

and the ultimate beauty...MONALISABEAN

我美女实在太多了，我爽死了!

but how leh....me monk leh...phoenix meats so many can see, salivate but cannot eat....me vegetarian...hor hah? damn heng...and damn suay at same time....;9(

... and this is what they mean by my 美女.....







cum to think of it ...ya hor!...i still got my kyoto fattie cute gf...my swedish mermaid EVA JOHANSSON...JAMBU like anything...and yes....my korean sassy gf...LIM seok-yong....let me see who i left out...oh shit! even my postwoman AH MEi who last time used to send my letters right to my doorstep instead of dumping in my letterbox...jialat wonder did that special service got her the sack...pai seh leh....;9)

omg....now more stories being recalled...ya...all this Gs i almost forget...u r damn right u know...

.....and he blames it on his "electric eyes"......a funny pic from postnew.

From: postnew 24-Feb 10:20
To: 纪晓岚 (jixiaolan) 1159 of 1210

83628.1159 in reply to 83628.1158

<< 我美女实在太多了，我爽死了! >>



he blame it on his 'electric' eyes.

AND my good brother from oz AUSSIEB has this to say about my GAYS AND LESBOS posting:
From: aussiebiz 23-Feb 21:52
To: leetahsar 1147 of 1203

83628.1147 in reply to 83628.1105

>>>...when we term some guy "gay" or girl "lesbo", what are we refering to?...<<<

Today our society is much 'open' when compared with say the 50s, 60s or even 70s. The popular amusement park Gay World so named because the place was meant to provide fun, joy, cheer and happiness to the visitors. I'm sure when the name was coined many years ago, most ppl would agree that it (the name) was appropriate. The visitors to Gay World consist of ppl from all walks of life incl. gays and lesbians. Back then who would make fun of the name Gay World and refer that place as a joint for gays? Gay and lesbian activities then were rather 'hush hush' unlike today even in a control environment in SGP these activities are rather common. I am sure present day if a similar amusement park is call Gay World, most ppl refer to the place as a joint for gays. If there is no such thing as majority or minority like what you said, then heaven forbid you will have a big mix up here: man/girl/girl/man/girl/girl/man/man relationships!

and i replied him:
From: leetahsar 23-Feb 23:57
To: aussiebiz 1149 of 1203

83628.1149 in reply to 83628.1147

sorry brother...i ve unwittingly made u writing and hand in ur homeworks to me...or else start writing lines...pai seh...

actually i met to click...ALL...i forgot when i click the REPLY in ur posting...

anyway...good hor...at least u r writing now.....yes...u r all right...and i salute u for ur openess too and mindfulness to the very subject at heart and happening now....

and i am so surprise that no flame throwers at me...or lame name calling and insults that i might be a guniang, faggots or whatever those losers can think of...heng ah! u know...

actually hor....i dunno lah...if i say this which i am suppose not to...cos i said it ...it would lose its power by at least 40%...ok...i can't tahan...i ve to say it...

although i m not a monk now...only a wannabe...but good enough monk material....PEOPLE WHO THROW INSULTS AND CURSES AT MONK - different from mine at the botak - will beget ill-will and ass luck in return....therefore if u notice my reply to them...i even help them to curse myself so that they won't be hit...since a monk is also cursing himself...so why can't other curse him leh.....now i said it means....i won't get precious lessons from curses and swears from lamers already...dunno whether it's good or bad for my spiritual training...

like i always said...IF I DUN GO TO HELL, WHO WILL?.....think about this phrase...and u will truely appreciate the intrinsic beauty of buddhism...the all loving compassion of the universe....ornitoufo....;9)
From: aussiebiz 24-Feb 01:05
To: leetahsar 1150 of 1203

83628.1150 in reply to 83628.1149

Exactly what this forum is all about .... talk cock, flaming (more for the hot tempered and born losers), sing song, etc. .... but of course there are also discussions of mutual interest and self improvement. If you look at most of the threads you posted (I think I must hv read most of them), there are at least 85 to 90 % supporters. By that I mean they do find the discussions like some sort stress relief. Most are happily hammering away their keyboard. I have noticed several formmers here incl you that knows how to keep your cool. IMHO that is the most valuable asset of a participant in the forums and chat rooms. What do you think?

From: leetahsar 24-Feb 01:20
To: aussiebiz 1151 of 1203

83628.1151 in reply to 83628.1150

dunno lei...maybe me a goon...so dunno how to lose temper...except when the bloody lau han koo..started his violence first...and i blocked until cannot blocked then i retaliated...

today i kena 4D not much $60...and i belanja him and tenant...to timsum...$43...poor tenant kena sacked today....so i tried cheered him up today too..

A CHINESE POEM FROM A READER...

From: 纪晓岚 (jixiaolan) 23-Feb 15:59
To: leetahsar 1127 of 1203

83628.1127 in reply to 83628.1126

In life, I ask for nothing.

無知井裡蛙　徒望添聲價
空得意目光如麻
誰料金屋變敗瓦

命裡有時終須有
命裡無時莫強求

雷聲風雨打　何用多驚怕
心公正白璧無瑕
行善積德最樂也

君可見漫天落霞
名利息間似霧化

WE WRITE OUR OWN STORIES.....

our life depends on us...not on some dead cock or pussy...

there's no such thing as destiny. if there is, then everyone here is a pathetic robot created by the Maker.

we write our own story...and depending on how we want to end our story...whether it's going to be happily ever after or u can sulk for the rest of ur miserable life....it's entirely up to us to finish our story....

so...if one dead cock or pussy has hit the plank...then move on lor....it's our life to live...their's already GAME OVER...and we will be ultra super stupid to let dead meat affect the live ones...agree?

From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 23-Feb 12:20
To: leetahsar 1107 of 1203

83628.1107 in reply to 83628.1106

Boo, Seriously, u should consider writing a book. There'll be a market, IMHO.

From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 23-Feb 13:40
To: leetahsar 1112 of 1203

83628.1112 in reply to 83628.1111

Is morality still relevant in a modern society?

For just $3.99, he do this n openly "disclaimed" from any responsibility:-

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5669846094

K some kind soul advise him that law is nt meant for the purpose to protect bastard like him, nor it'll be interpreted in such a way.

From: leetahsar 23-Feb 15:08
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1113 of 1203

83628.1113 in reply to 83628.1111

aiyh! another same specie goon that made this goon king happily floating....wait...i float by ur place....;9)

From: leetahsar 23-Feb 15:14
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1114 of 1203

83628.1114 in reply to 83628.1112

if we hor...the cows....dun go drink their water...they can't force us, isn't it?

so if u curiously want to see their live performance...which i think i ve seen better one for free by surf porn sites....i skip.

thanks...and no thanks...to the pubicless hairless boy boy. if he's arnold simiwakor....i dun mind at least can see muscles flexing...or pamela anderson...i dun mind...at least can see clearly when those artificial siliconed boobs are going to burst,,,,

pubicless hairless boy boy and airport runaway bosom...siah or not......nothing stimulating leh....;9)

From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 23-Feb 15:17
To: leetahsar 1115 of 1203

83628.1115 in reply to 83628.1114

Hey, i neber ask u to watch. I just asked u to condemn the seller.

From: leetahsar 23-Feb 15:21
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1116 of 1203

83628.1116 in reply to 83628.1115

for what....to each his free will....nothing to condemn. in fact admire them for their brashfulness and guts....u dare to publicise it if u were the lead actor?

no right? so admire them lor...but won't buy from them...LAME!








From: leetahsar 23-Feb 12:24
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1108 of 1203

83628.1108 in reply to 83628.1107

u sponsor is it?...still got 1000 and one stories not up yet u know...my cambodia trip...my holland..usa...japan..taiwan...hk...etc..




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From: postnew 23-Feb 12:26
To: leetahsar 1109 of 1203

83628.1109 in reply to 83628.1108

<< u sponsor is it?...still got 1000 and one stories not up yet u know...my cambodia trip...my holland..usa...japan..taiwan...hk...etc.. >>

pee..shit.. underwears... itchy backside.. black holes...


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From: leetahsar 23-Feb 12:37
To: postnew 1110 of 1203

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dun these interested u more than paps increased that...paps voted in again..all the lagi bo liao..things..

these things i written are closer at heart than those which we can't control...these i written are within our means...and dun they add colors to this otherwise boring days...esp...mondays...


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From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 23-Feb 13:02
To: leetahsar 1111 of 1203

83628.1111 in reply to 83628.1108

Hmm..I'll support by buying one or borrow it from National Library. Workfare, no welfare for u. I've nt gone through much here, but i like the ones on play gorli, temple visit n even yr sibeikang/FT tenant tales. Interesting read for a local chap like me.


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GAYS AND LESBOS....
when we term some guy "gay" or girl "lesbo", what are we refering to?

that the majority are straight...and therefore the minority is gay....but suppose there is not such thing as majority and minority....then how do u refer that term gay or lesbo....with reference to what?

i put it in another simple way to understand....

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.......10

if there isn't a 1....then how could u describe a 2...with reference to what?? and then a 3 is bigger than 2 but definitely smaller than 4....and twice bigger than 1.......

they are but a nbr of reference which cannot exist if the other 9 nbrs are not there....

if there's isn't any straights...then there won't be people ostracising the gays...cos they are the minority in reference to the majority.....can get it everyone?

again....if there's no poor peasants...would there be rich obsence paps? no! it's a reference again.....they have to make themselve obscenely rich so that it can differ from the obscenely poor...namely us.

so if they dun make an effort that everyone become equal...then forever this sinkieland would remain unbalanced. the rich getting richer...the poor getting poorer....

so that there is a devious reference to tell the poor...LOOK AT ME...I M OBSCENCELY RICH WHEN COMPARED TO U....

but then again...compare the paps to maybe someone like bill gates...they themselves would in turn becomes obscenely poor...

IT'S ONLY A REFERENCE...if think in the big whole universal complete context...we are the same...cos we come empty handed...and we shall defintely leave empty handed....ornitoufo....

the world's equilibrium have changed and shifted....

if a guniang clown could be our pm, what else couldn't happen? maybe the problems lie in us.....we judge too much....too often...too extreme to be so unforgiving and unaccomodating.....

within the norm, ok to everyone. APPROVAL.

outside this norm, then it's no no. CURSES, SWEARS AND MORE CURSES.....

PEOPLE PLS WAKE UP! THE WORLD HAS CHANGED!

male loves male. female loves female. even cowboy is loving cowboy...the cowgirls can go milk a cow. (BROKENBACK MOUNTAIN).

this queer kind of love is taking over by storm. it's sweeping the whole world whether we like it or not.

look at me a goon swimming freely and happily in a quite deserted pool. then what? male spidey accosting me...and real chiohunk type that could melt any chiobus...

why? what do they see in me? a blur old goon sotong just swimming with not a care in the world?.....but i feel their inner emptiness...their anguish of rejection...not by me...but by the society at large.

is it a crime if he's born like that? people can accept naturally born handicap, natural born blinds, natural born defective people....why can't they also accept naturally born right sex in the wrong underwears kinds?

ostracise....that's what most cold hard people here do....anyone that's possess this unfortunate personality will be mercilessly ostracised, cursed, swore and even spat on...worst lamers losers take advantages of this situation and glorify themselves by continuous condemnation of this group of pitiful people.

but do u feel their inner pain and anguish? do u think they wanted to be born this way? if u can accept and have compassion for naturally handicapped people, why can't u be compassionate to this even more unfortunate sad people.

the handicapped only suffers physical inconvenience....the sexually deviated not only suffer physical torments, they suffer an even more serious uncalled for mental and spiritual torment.

cos the bible also branded it wrong to love the same sex.....

only buddhism accomodate to all sentient beings including the gays and the lesbians....i hope to end this humble opinion and eye opener to everyone reading this posting...to each his/her preference.

REMEMBER: WE FLOW THE SAME COLORED BLOOD....

peace be with u all and ornitoufo...san chai san chai.....

*BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN is now screening and taking the movie by storms. it's about gay love between 2 cowboys and directed by lee ang.
since it's the talk of the town, maybe i go watch as i ve many free cinema passes....

THE SAGE OF BAN SIEW SAN CONTINUES...
i was at another post...http://forums.delphiforums.com/sammyboymod/messages
and someone replied on my kampong days....my kampong BAN SIEW SAN. It stirs up beautiful vivid memories which i will share with u now...

From: tohgoh 09:47
To: leetahsar 28 of 37

93688.28 in reply to 93688.10



Man shau san kampong. You from there?

From: leetahsar 10:02
To: tohgoh 29 of 37

93688.29 in reply to 93688.28

u definitely r not a hokien....ur hokien very chimp and slang.

BAN SIEW SAN....or HILL OF THE MILLION LONGEVITY...literally translated.

From: leetahsar 10:03
To: tohgoh 30 of 37

93688.30 in reply to 93688.28

oops...sorry...u r not talking in hokien...u jus spoken cantonese...sorry hor...this goon just waken up and haven't washed up yet....pai seh...;9)

From: tohgoh 10:11
To: leetahsar 31 of 37

93688.31 in reply to 93688.29

Yeah, you are right. Me Si Yup. There's cantonese living there at that times. But speak hokkien because surrounding majority are hokkien. My Mom in-herited the pai tee kong practise because in one of the years, she ask Tee kong for help and it did. It's has been some 50 years since, and she would prepare all the yummy fruits on the 8th days of every CNY without fail.

If you remember, there's one very old lady would climb up the hill and pray at the temple on-top of man shau shan virtually every morning. That's my Great grandma. Also, my uncle saw the Laughing buddha appearing at the stairways halfway up the temple.

The altar use to be my brothers favourite hang out. All the kids like them would be made to craw thru and under the altar table for good luck. Then people would buy the huge circular incense coil to hang at the temple. All those ah-soh would then distribute the goodies bag that contain sweet and cookies...:D Too bad, force to move when me 3 years old.

From: leetahsar 10:30
To: tohgoh 32 of 37

93688.32 in reply to 93688.31

u were neighbours to goddess of mercy is it? i mean u lived next to her house...i mean temple?

From: tohgoh 10:45
To: leetahsar 33 of 37

93688.33 in reply to 93688.32

Not very sure, me BB then leh. Should be behind, about 1 house away if I remember my brothers description correctly.


From: leetahsar 10:54
To: tohgoh 34 of 37

93688.34 in reply to 93688.33

meaning ur enjoyment of kampong wild life is quite limited and brief....cos when i was in like primary 6, the bulldozers came.....and my beautiful lovable ban siew san was no more....*sigh*.....:(

From: tohgoh 11:01
To: leetahsar 35 of 37

93688.35 in reply to 93688.34

But now also not bad there. All the 3 temples still there. One along Keppel road, and 2 on the hill. There's a CC next to Yeo Clans building. And those Point blocks are consider prime area leh. :D Ah...I remember my mum mention that she learn how to cook curry from our neighbours, a malay lady. Or maybe nonya? Hahahah....Then my elder sis would tell me which kopi stall she bring me for big bun, those stretch before the cinema (now a church). Last time big bun not like now. I remember it's as big as my head :-) There's lap cheong, pig intestine, pig stomach, fatty and juicy 3 layer pork, quail egg, mushroom, etc....

From: leetahsar 11:13
To: tohgoh 36 of 37

93688.36 in reply to 93688.35

yes..yes...THAt Cinema was called CIROS...i still remember.

when mamalee finished laying 5 of us siblings, lauhankoo used to bring us for chinese swordfighting flims usually starred wang yu or chen pei pei or both.

he always paid only 4 tickets for 7 of us. i would share my seat with carot lee and my 3 sisters would seat on one other seat...those were the days.....

and ticket only cost 50c for ground level seats. the upper or circle seat only $1.

and naughty rich kids who sat at circle seats always spat from above or threw all kind of funny rubbis down...usually peanut shells...unlucky carot - my ding dong brother - once even got a chewing gun thrown from above and stuck to his hair. in the end, mamalee got to snip a big turf off his crop leaving him with an awful exposed lobang on his scalp....hahahaha...;9)

From: leetahsar 11:25
To: tohgoh 37 of 37

93688.37 in reply to 93688.35

...i think u must had also tried my grandma - grannygirl in my UPHEAVAL OF LEETAHSAR - prawn noodles, nasi lemak...ice kachang....oh shit! i said this u sure know who i am now....

anyway, the stalls facing the church METHODIST CHURCH which is still there belonged to PSA....THE whole Market next to the church and the whole long stretch of 2 storeys houses facing the main road up to the TAMIL METHODIST CHURCH...the petrol kiosk...then S'PORE SOKA - however belongs to the church...

my shop was at one of the row there....if u go there now u will see the current "tourists butchering shop" in its place...u will see by the side a majestic royal palm and mango tree. u will also see a rambutan tree which i openly planted along the main wishart road....i was hoping to belanja everyone who would like to try its fruit....damn crunchy and sweet u know...a special breed i smuggled out from the then PPD or primary production dept farm in lim chu kang.

speaking of this bloody church, it conned my old man's business premises after he rented from them for more than 25 yrs...up till now i still can't believe a christian church is just as nasty or even worst then any other avaricious scheming landlord....so did the whole market of hawkers...THE WHOLE BUNCH ALSO KENA CONNED PAIN PAIN BY THIS CHURCH...

AND worst my old man's rented church premises was a property donated away by its former owner whose son one fine day dropped by and told me the whole story that his old man bought the place for only like 60K and it's FREEHOLD some more...and upstair and downstair....THOSE WERE REALLY THE GOOD OLD DAYS!

UPHEAVAL OF SIBEIKANG .....PART 2

AND NOW IT WAS CHINJIAGONG'S TURN......

was typing my bo liao net posting yesterday afteroon, suddenly the cellphone beeped...i pressed a key to see who was smsing me. oh my god! of all people....chinjiagong just smsed me and asked me to call her.

"hi ccg! whassup?" i asked.

"hello, tarshar is it?....did sibeikang said anything about that valentine's night karaoke?" ccg started her queries.

"ya...he told me before u two came out, u all were actually quarrelling over a silly bouquet of valentine day roses, right?" i asked back.

she was stunned. awkard silence. "i definitely dun want flowers that he also gave a similar bunch to his teetujia!"

"but why....u jealous? it was teetujia's birthday too u know? and both of them already knew each other way before sbk knows u..." , i explained like a know-all.

"but beside that, do u know that he has another girl....?"

"Huh?...what? another gf....OH MY GOD!" i was shocked. "u mean sbk is not two timing...but 3 timing....wah lau! he damn steady poon pee pee leh....!"

and she proceeded to pour all her upheavals to me...crying in between narration, and narrating in between asthmatic sobs....

all this while my mouth was opening bigger and bigger in sheer shock of the rolatoing of sbk.....i couldn't believe it...really. he was not only good...he was super!

and she cried, sobbed, yelled, shrieked frantically....and soon it was like 2 hours of sob opera just passed before my ears....:(

i couldn't stand it any longer cos my ears were already sweaty from all the incessants words, complainings, sobbings...etc...so i told ccg i had to stop as i was hungry and need to eat. conversation thus ended. heng ah!