I jumped into the public pool in my BUMS undies!

if u ve stalk my bo liao threads, u should know that i ve joined CALIFORNIA FITNESS CLUB. well, many free gifts u know. one of which is a WORLD CUP DESIGNER BAG which i ve yet to collect. the other was a TANG'S shopping voucher.
goodie!! free shopping. but with only $10 voucher, what could i buy?
off i went the other day to TANG'S. was strolling in the man's dept...nothing at $10 below or near it....;9(
then..yes...a bright spark hit my head!!...UNDERWEARS SECTION sure have one!!...TRUE enough!!...there byford..$9.90 for a pack of 3...renoma 2/pack $8.90...if i got those i would lugi (lose) minimum 10c to $1.10...
then i asked for CALVIN KLEIN...wow lau!!..prices dropped...the lower range one is like $28...the high range $48...the higher range...shit!..forget it!...me only got $10 voucher...haha...;9)
THEN I SAW IT...YES!!...MY BUMS!!!...$16.90 for a set of 3pcs...
then the chiohunk salesguy came. "xcuse me," he started, "need any help?"
"Yes" i opened up a box of BUMS, "what's this funny material huh??...are these swim trunks??"
"hahaa!," he sniggled, " yes...swim trunk materials called MICROFIBRE...very comfy..airy...and now on offer!"
BING BING!! magic word heard...ON OFFER...
"do u think ..ahem...er..ahem..ahem!...can i swim in this and jump into the pool?"...i pai sehly asked.
"hahaha...." louder he laughed...almost bending over...OOps!!..i gotta said this words...pai seh..."yes..hahaha...now that u mentioned it...YES...WHY NOT...haahaahaa!...."
haa haa....i laughed too..so i bought it lor!..3 per pack $16.90..went to the counter and zapped with my platinum card. u know why?...only paid $6.90. i wanna my god of fortune pal to see and shock and ask me why u buy undies again?...undies freak is it???
then i would tell him..and let him laughs until his tummy ache...i bought it so i can jump into the pool in it..haahaa...;9)
n which i did 2 days ago...and nobody knew i was swimming in my undies....haahaa....;9)
so comfy....and when finished...just pulled up my pants..and left...skipped the shower too...so convenient...and it dried up very fast....so shiok!!
maybe i go get a couple more..those psyhedilic colours type...the one i have now is black...and dark brown with bright edge lining...really...IT LOOKS MORE LIKE SWIM TRUNKS than undies...u should go try it too...;9)
B.U.M.S. equipment SPORTS TANGA, MICROFIBRE
$16.90 for a pack of 3

post 11 to 22

HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
13:27
To:
leetahsar
Poll 11 of 22

113169.11 in reply to 113169.10
OK. But make sure you cover yours too 'cos my anal-conda is half blind......he can't tell whose hole is it.

From:
oregon16 (calstate16)
14:45
To:
HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
Poll 12 of 22

113169.12 in reply to 113169.11
half blind because it has only 1 eye?

HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
14:47
To:
oregon16 (calstate16)
Poll 13 of 22

113169.13 in reply to 113169.12
DAMNED!!! you are smart.


From:
oregon16 (calstate16)
14:56
To:
HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
Poll 14 of 22

113169.14 in reply to 113169.13
i can perform surgery and give it a 2nd eye. or 3rd eye if you want to be like er-lang-shen


From:
HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
14:58
To:
oregon16 (calstate16)
Poll 15 of 22

113169.15 in reply to 113169.14
I rather have horn.........

From:
oregon16 (calstate16)
14:59
To:
HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
Poll 16 of 22

113169.16 in reply to 113169.15
horn, can u take the pain?

From:
HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
15:15
To:
oregon16 (calstate16)
Poll 17 of 22

113169.17 in reply to 113169.16
You should ask the hole owner....can they take the pain....hahahaha

From:
:Dotology (LITTLEREDDOT)
15:16
To:
Ennui (kTuLu5) unread
Poll 18 of 22

113169.18 in reply to 113169.1
P A P
:Dotology: do dots flower?


From:
laksa_boy
16:06
To:
Ennui (kTuLu5) unread
Poll 19 of 22

113169.19 in reply to 113169.1
Female boss.
*plays Blondie's 'Call Me' in the background*


From:
laksa_boy
16:08
To:
:Dotology (LITTLEREDDOT)
Poll 20 of 22

113169.20 in reply to 113169.18
The genital, the anus, the mouth, the spirit... all conquered by PAP.


From:
Posse69
17:47
To:
Ennui (kTuLu5) unread
Poll 21 of 22

113169.21 in reply to 113169.1
I wonder who has been deflowered in the rear?


From:
leetahsar
21:00
To:
HardRodCafe (HardRCafe) unread
Poll 22 of 22

113169.22 in reply to 113169.11
if ur anal-conda seeks the wrong hole like mine...i would have to chop it off...mince it..and turn it into gluey anal-conda snake soup...topped with fried crispy wanton skin and garnished with finely shredded pomelo leaves...
hmmm...yum yum!!.........;9)

THE ANAL-CONDA OF HARDRCAFE, my old buddy...

HAVE U BEEN DEFLOWERED BEFORE?

HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
12:38
To:
Ennui (kTuLu5) unread
Poll 3 of 10

113169.3 in reply to 113169.1
In my case.....my right hand.

From:
leetahsar
12:39
To:
Ennui (kTuLu5) unread
Poll 4 of 10

113169.4 in reply to 113169.1
LEETAHSAR...I CUT ALL THE BLOOM FLOWERS AND THE SHY ONES...AND PUT THEM INTO MY VASE NEX TO MY BODHISTTAVA GUAN YIN....;9)
ER...do i deflower so many already??

From:
HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
12:39
To:
LMichael6
Poll 5 of 10

113169.5 in reply to 113169.2
'cos no one dare to admit. It's a shame!


From:
leetahsar
12:41
To:
HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
Poll 6 of 10

113169.6 in reply to 113169.3
poor thing...so ashamed to admit the italian gang of slutty bitchy gloria...orgasmic MO LI AKA ...and of course how can we forget...sumo wrestler FRANCISCO and his anaconda?
.....er..want another orgic round??.....;9)


From:
HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
12:46
To:
leetahsar
Poll 7 of 10

113169.7 in reply to 113169.6
Just to update you about gloria........she's missed my anaconda so much that she actually brought one from brazil. Heard the brazilian anaconda analled Francisco so bad that his voice now sound like those Sinkee Idol female contestants.


From:
leetahsar
12:50
To:
HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
Poll 8 of 10

113169.8 in reply to 113169.7
so ur anaconda now dying to mate with her brazilian anaconda?...can do that to u know...and i will title it...
SLEEPING WITH THE HUGE SNAKE......;9) (ka tua chuar koon!!)
want...want?


From:
HardRodCafe (HardRCafe)
12:54
To:
leetahsar
Poll 9 of 10

113169.9 in reply to 113169.8
My anal-conda only interested in holes between the legs.


From:
leetahsar
12:56
To:
HardRodCafe (HardRCafe) unread
Poll 10 of 10

113169.10 in reply to 113169.9
since u mention about FRANCISCO singing the soprano now..maybe time for ur ANAL-CONDA..to slither his hole between his legs back....;9)

more weird creatures.....

tortoisewolf


crocfrog


an albino sphinx....

DI ZHANG WANG.....the bodhisttava of hell...IF I DON'T GO TO HELL, WHO WILL....?



TEARY...TEARY EYES......
GOODBYE TO DEAR AUNTIE ROSA.....
MAY U REST IN ETERNAL PEACE IN THE FOLDS OF
OUR GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN.....
AMEN!

FAREWELL AUNTIE ROSA....FAREWELL

A CONDOLENCE MESSAGE TO A KIND LAU AUNTIE

yes....she passed away on 22 JULY 2006 at the age of 66.
ROSA...auntie rosa as i remembered her the first time she came to my garden to buy her first pot of plant from me.
it was like 20 yrs ago, me was still had my 6 packers abs..and of course my electric gazing big round eyes...haahaa...;9)
she saw me...she fell "in love" with me...and so i lovingly called her auntie rosa....
when she knew i wanted to wind up my business and go into retirement, she resented my action....and started showering me will all the bo liao compliments....she went to the extent to get business for me to motivate me...
i really was very thankful to her...but all her other pals aunties' business couldn't save my garden which was waiting to be bulldozed anytime by those mean machines parked daily outstide my garden....:(
in the end...what had to go....was gone...;9(....
I LOST MY LOVE...MY GARDEN...AND ALL MY BELOVED PLANTS WHICH I NURTURED FROM A CUTTING....FROM A SINGLE SEED....ALL GONE!....all flattened and buried in the lumpy mud.....*sigh!*
and 20 yrs later, auntie rosa's health started to deteriorate. first it was her faulty heart valve...then the whole heart gradually became defective...then her other vital organs...then ....then...she was dead!
prior to her eternal rest, i was fortunate to have visited her in her lst class ward in TAN TOCK SENG HOSPITAL...
she was already a bit blur...her eyes were already cloudy...all her luscious wavy hair cut botak....
for the first time after the last meal she belanja me years back....i met her again....
my heart ache....she was a very pretty, gorgeous and charming elegant lady...and now in a rut...with tubes probing into her arms...
i didn't know why. it was like she sensed my presence. she opened wearily her eyes...she saw me...and tears started to roll down on her cheeks...
she gave me a fade smile...and beckoned me close to her. she whispered faintly into my ears..
"tua pui....u r finally here..." and tears rolled down more her cheeks, "when i m ok, i will belanja u again....."
and me..well...the niagra falls came down my big gazing eyes without control..without any bashfulness
and shit...so many tissues i used!
so...without hesitation and dunno what motivated me....i removed my power buddhist beads......and wore it around her wrist....and she was so touched...this time she really niagra falls...and she blurted a jerky ..."THANK YOU, tua pui...thank you..."
so i gave her my leetahsar bear hug......
and now hopefully she would have a smooth journey into the other realm where her suffering ended...finally.....
ornitoufo...MAY ETERNAL PEACE AND REST BE WITH HER ETERNALLY.....;9)

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN OF SINKIELAND

a few days ago, out of my msn popped a guy - a down and out tourist guide.
we chatted. i realised the poor man was out of job for more than 6 mths cos his tour agency went bust. and he wasn't paid for his last salary or got any compensation.
Longsu as he was called was a malay muslim. he sent me his pic. he didn't look anything malay...more like jap or chinese. definitely not malay.
he was a very very handsome chiohunk. solid bod. sexy kind of beady japanese kinky eyes. and my god! get this - spoke in mandarin very very fluently and wrote very ariticulated mandarin...
NOW I M VERY INTERESTED IN THIS LONGSU...the down and out tour guide...haahaa....;9)
so i asked him finally how he survived since he was married and with 2 schooling kids some more...he said...haizz very sad and pek chek...and asked me whether i could go out and meet him.
he really needed some one to talk to. OK LOR!...me retired what...plenty of spare time. so off i went to meet him at my queenstown mrt station at about 5 pm.
what ethical guide he was!! chun chun 5pm on the dot, he was there already at the station. from the escalator, i could already sixth sensed him...and true enough, i went straight to the phone and there LONGSU was in macho dark sunglasses....
"LONGSU?!!" u called out the moment i saw a chiohunk stylo milo attired tall solid bod hunk there.
he turned. smiled. removed his shades. my goodness!! one solid handsome hunk man!!. he gave me a very firm handshake. and no..this time no tickling of any other little fingers. a gentleman he was.
i already liked him...heehee...;9)
so we headed to the queenstown library as i promised over the phone i would teach him a thing or two in share market investment. the library had internet service. i also needed to check my end of the day shares transaction.
it was a real hot day. we were sweating like hell!...no problem. anticipated there. from the plastic bag i was carrying, i pulled out a cool POKKA peach tea for him.
he was so surprised!....how cum i knew he needed a drink...haahaa...so i told me...me a 6th senses piggy...;9). of course i got one for myself - a OOLONG POKKA TEA...now u know why i damn blur..and "OOLONG"....;9)
finally we reached the library. logged onto the terminal....and he edged so close to me that i could feel his...er..body heat among other senstive organ poking at my side of my ribs.....
to be cont'd.......

PART 2

After about 15 mins, he was still pressing on me....pretending to be interested. i knew he wasn't listening or paying attending. his juices was at his poker rod on my ribs......;9(
"er...longsu...u dun mind...my ribs like going to be chewed up by ur solid bloodhound...." i hinted to him rather bashfully.
he got my messaged...and bloodhound REVERTed pup status....phew!...
"....so u understand already, long?" i asked.
"dunno lah...bob...forget it lah....me no money to invest too...." he replied rather dejectedly.
"u could make some money for urself...and u dun ve to be mercy to anyone's will u know...LONG?" i encouraged him, "and now my broker firm got promotion. i introduce u in...u get shopping vouchers, me get too...and u dun have to pay a security deposit...me one of their favourite client...been in the market since i was sec 2...."
still, he gave me that dejected expression. ok lor! forget about the whole matter...we started talking about his past tours guiding...
so interesting the places he went....most of the muslim tourist attraction countries like TURKEY, XIN JIANG, MECCA, ...SO ON...
wow!!....wow!! wow!! and the different men especially those really "handsome" ones from TURKEY, he had flings with.....haahaa...;9)
BUT WAIT!!...AREN'T HE MARRIED??!! yes! precisely what i asked him....and this is his story......
...to be cont'd...
bought tickets oledi or not??...bo sen li u know....:(

PART 3

why am i writing in so many colors? cos his stories are so so colourful....here we go...
he married his wife out of convenience and pressure from his family....he told me although he was considered as macholy manly..he was a pure BOTTOM....meaning he loved to be laid.....;9)
oh gosh!! i m really learning alot of words and things and dunno what XXX from the queer world...how interesting!
er...but pls...me still pure as the shiniest moon...the most fragrant lotus from the stinky mud pool it stands out from....;9)...cos me going to be a monk wannabe when the destiny comes.....
he gave his wife 2 very beautiful kids. his wife was chinese. and her undying love for him, she willingly converted to be muslim giving up most food that i would die for...PORK!...char siew, lup cheong, bak pao, bak kut teh, pork chop...etc...'cuse me...drooling now....
so there we have it - a seemingly nice little cosy functional family. father, mother, children....happily doing their own little activities.
and father..my god...is an underground teetukong!
i was asking him how he survived when he was out of work. he said his wife brought in the bacon...but then how?...what about himself ?...how he passed the time??
here he bo pian. and the darkest secret came out....
he got a couple of " boy friends".....HUH??? BFS OF A MARRIED MAN??...and yes his bfs also married men with family...but not local.
he was especially fond of his jap bf....so one fine day, he went to his jap's condo. they er...u know...did those things...
after that the jap gave him money and left for work. to return the kindness, he house clean the jap. did his laundries, cleaned up his place, mopped the floor..etc....
cleared his wardrobe...and at one dim corner...a sparkle was flashing at him....a very bright sparkled....blinking...blinking...blinking......
to be cont'd

YES...IT WAS A BLING BLING!!
what's that u asked?
A ONE CARAT DIAMOND as big as my monster pimple! it was a loose stone.
he picked it up. stared hard at it. kept it and wait for jap bf to return from work which was going to be pretty soon as it was like almost 6pm +....
DING DONG! that must be jap at the door.
daintily he hopped to open it. once the door closed behind them, the loving smooches started......*smacks....smacks...kissess..kissess...sucks..sucks..*....and yucks..and yucks to me!!!
the jap was hot. he was hot. and they kissed. they embraced each other. all hands and legs were so busily entwined with each other.
they were liked doing the sensual samba and pirouetted all the way to the bedroom. by then, a trail of trousers, shirts, tie...and undies were strewn from the hall all the way to the bedroom....and the humping, the moaning, the groaning and wrestling match began...and oomphs..and arrghs...and wooo..and ahhhs...and YES...YES..YES!!
and all silence......
both of the lovers just laid on the bed...still in tight embrace.
LONG then open the small cabinet at his side of the bed. took out a tissue paper. wrapped it. walah!....a sparkling diamond!
the jap's eyes suddenly became very enlarged from a slit...
"where u got that?" jap asked.
"while cleaning ur wardrobe.." long replied.
"wow, it's a $13k belgium diamond A grade i bought for my gf when she was here...and shit!!...she lost it in the wardrobe!!" jap was a bit worked up. he din know his jap gf actually lost his diamond....he was furious. then he smiled. see how dramatic japs can be....;9)
CHOTTO MATTE...CHOTTO MATTE!!! (means WAIT!)
DID WE JUST HEAR THAT JAPS HAVE A YIPPINESE GF????
oh my god!!...i could not stop munching on my satays that i just ordered....my eyes almost popping out as i learnt of this....what a tale to behold!!!..........
to be cont'd.....

PART 4

NOW my hands were very busy. it was such horny exhilarating bedroom stories...one hand was hold a satay and the other hand shakily holding a cup of teh c siew dai....(cream tea with less sugar...hawker language)
i was staring at him....he was eating casually his ornitoufo...i mean his tofu goreng...and me was like mouth agape with the beef satay frozen in mid air....haahaa...;9)
gulped, munched and down the frozed satay...gulped, downed my teh c...and i asked, "BUT U MALAY...AND A MUSLIM MALAY???!!!.....can like that so WILD meh??"
LONG turned solemned. artistically placed down his fork and spoon. mopped his mouth with tissue, looked at me with almost guilty beady jap liked eyes and said," BOB....haizz...i married my present chinese wife out of convenience..." he began.
"my parents pressurised me to get married....I NEVER LIKE WOMEN....(oh my god!).....I LOVE MEN...(oh my goodness!!)....and was already having secret underground flings with my jap bf for many years till now without my wifey knowledge....(oh god save the wifey queen!)..."
"but my wife loves me so much, she even converted herself to MUSLIM.....and we have 2 kids already...in primary school..."
my mouth was wide opened....my eyes were even wider....my jaws nearly dropped!
"er..so how cum u interested in me?" finally i had to ask this very very question i wanted to ask but never dare to ask....
"you??...u cute lah, bob!!" he laughed. "i saw ur face only...i feel so comfortable...and today i was so so pek chek cos my pay with the busted tour agency down the drain lah...not a single cents i could get....and i saw u on net...and asked u out lor...and THANK ALLAH!!...I DID....talking to u made me so much better...thanks bob...u r such an ABANG!....."
now me blushed...haahaa....;9)
u bet we ended up as ABANG & ADEK...the real ones...not those bedfellows A & A, ok...dun think deviated about me...
after our last stick of satays, i walked LONG to the mrt station and we parted. i consoled him and told him not to worry.....every tunnel has a light....and every storm comes a bright shiny day....and take care...and bye bye to him....
me never do that...never done it....only very good at fantasysing it...and using my er...bo liao lame creative writing skills presented it to u all...
u bet LONG will meet me again...and now i fear for his well being...WHAT IF ONE DAY HIS DEEPEST SECRET IS EXPOSED TO HIS WIFEY, WHAT CATASTROPHE WILL FOLLOW???
now i beginning to worry for him....for his wifey..and most - for his 2 kids.......how long can such secret last?....forever?...until the day he dies..and this brokeback underground altered ego life buries with him???
i wonder....and i worry.....ORNITOUFO TO U, LONGSU!!....U REALLY NEED A BIG ORNITOUFO......
the end.
how is it? comment.

some more weirdos....these can be seen...whereas in human, they are deadly insiduous...

..pantherchimp

...eleorang utan
...pussybit
...walruskeet
...penguinger

more than what u think u seen...use this on people, u should know what i mean....

...kangasquirrel

....dogcock

...crocduck

...parrotdog

dogsparrow

LOOK AT THESE PICS...u know why some people dun look like what they appear to be....

A RETRIEAGLE?
ELEPHANDOG
ELEKOALA


clockwise: sparrowfox, parrochameleon

flying croc

MEAN BANKER; FILTHY LAWYER!

then there were lawyer and banker...no wonder they are know as snakes...so slippery cunning and sly...
one banker came to my nursery...asked about plants...wanna to do up his garden. i was eager. new business prospect right?
wrong!!...pure exploitation of the poor from the filthy rich!
drew him a design with detailed planting arrangement and plants names including the quantities required...brought him all over the nurseries to look at the plants...
and later...all of a sudden, quiet down...
one fine day, i passed by his addressed...my god!..guess what the garden was done up according to my design specs...
and me being wasted like a week time for nothing...and my design...HE STOLE IT!...without paying me a single cent!

some years later, a lady lawyer came...and she repeated the same damn thing!!!
and worst, this lady lawyer was recommended by one of my rich pal who's dead father's properties were put in her charge....
god bless my pal!...hope she din sup away all the properties his old man left for me....;9(

From:
max1421
20:11
To:
leetahsar
13 of 18

111186.13 in reply to 111186.12
Thanks for the light-hearted sharing of personal experiences. He who provides a scientific name for plants must have a real love for them. Could we have some common friends, apart from the lovely greens? Are you still in the landscaping business? I thought OTC was at 1 [number of yellow flower] Road. Warmest regards.

From:
leetahsar
20:15
To:
max1421 unread
14 of 18

111186.14 in reply to 111186.13
sorry...got mixed up ..OTC address was KHEAM HOCK RD...a side root from bt timah...nice place...big..and very simple...
very pte person wanted me to suggest a dense screening plant for greater privacy...

From:
leetahsar
20:24
To:
max1421 unread
15 of 18

111186.15 in reply to 111186.13
"BOB....can u pls come to my place immediately...." a voice rang from my handphone. "my hibiscus is shedding leaves...dunno why??...can come now?"
a customer of my who lived in east coast road called, saying her problematic hisbiscus problem.me was then at the foot of mt faber....quite a distance there u know...
being quite free that day, i biah there only to realise she wasn't watering her plants...and not only hibiscus but the rest of the plants are shedding leaves....so bo bian..since i was there, i water for her...took like one hour...
after i left...and it wasn't even my maintenance day....i provided her a twice a month manintenance service....
and after that...THANK U...that's it!...no compromise me with petrol money or what...just a thank u..a cup of plain water...and she meant for me to GET LOST!...;9(

the worst part was my tao chew...or first hand man two timed on me..u know..potong goyong...left him there to do the work...and he went canvassing for new personal contracts around the area....
i din know until that lady customer told me...of course i was furious...he spoilt the market by charging dirt cheapskate cheap...cos he was there doing the work...after finished , he went do all his personal contracts....without my knowledge..:(
and to think i taught him so many things..how to use relevant chemicals for relevant horticultural problems...where to buy those chemicals...and at what price...so on..so forth. see...even the disloyal poor also tekan the hand that fed him...so be it...i was utterly disappointed with him...
he was a young simpleton guy who once grew veggies at the old chua chu kang rd where my 2nd garden were relocated from the demolished MANDAI one and closed by to his...
and a big big basket of veggies he grew after days of tender loving care barely fetched $50...now he just did my contract and per visit he already got $80..and that was only for maybe about an hr plus work...
so many jobs i sub contracted to him...even set up a company for him...so that he will be able to be independent....in fact i had a deeper plan for him...i was eyeing at that time a piece of beautiful land in JB....
when i found out his real insiduous and greedy character...i had 2nd thought...anyway, i was suddenly hit by the CLOB saga and all my coffin money gone...kapooh!...so the deal to seal that piece of beautiful land was ruined....:(
so MAN PROPOSE; HEAVEN DISPOSE...
now i dun plan anymore...i take each day at a time...what come will come...what go...will go...no need to worry...no need to fear...trust in ur own compassion...and everything sure turns out fine...
ornitoufo....;9)....and so I RETIRED!

HE WAS BUT just one of the nasty rich...i dealt with rich people...cos only they live in landed property with gardens...and that's where my expertise come in...
i even done ong teng cheong's house in khean hian rd off bt timah...
he's a modest humble man and owns an lauporka mercz and a honda accord...
and also a daughter of our ex president...very fusspot...i terminated her contract...cos too inquisitive...
do 2 hours gardening works in her house, she would call and ask 3 hours questioning..can die u know this type of people...

no. this is true personal account...there's another one ....
very very rich hkie who owns a big shopping complex downtown.
the wifey engaged me to designed her gardens. they were actually renting a colonial bungalow from PIDEMCO at 5 figures rental...no joke! crazy u know so much money might as well buy one freehold properties...
anyway she bought a pair of monstrous FA CAI SHU...of course, it was me who FA not her.
well Fa cai shu botanical name is called PACHIRA EQUATICA...
and once awhile the bushes can get quite messy. to handle this plant or rather a tree, u have to be ruthless. u must prune the whole canpony hard and way down.
i know the reason, the rich bitch didn't. so one day she asked me to prune the 2 monster pachira.
so according to my expertise, i pruned it botak.
she saw. she shocked. she screamed. she rushed up her room. got a camera snapped the botaked pair of pachiras and threaten to sue me...
me was angry explain to her. din understand blinded by fury...I WANNA SUE U!!...I WANNA SUE!!..
so i told my guys...LET'S PACK AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE....and from there on i terminated this crazy woman's contract...
about the sue part..well, it din come. in a couple of weeks, the trees grew back even more beautiful. she called and asked me to return and continue looking after her garden...sorry!..no way even if she increased my payment...
cos i wasn't sure which day she might go berserk again..and this it won't be suing...she might screamed...U MOLESTED ME...U RAPED ME!!...i will die pain pain....;9(
so it's good luck and goodbye to her. doesn't mean she got money i must work for her...
want other stories how the rich plays the poor??...me got tonnes of it...yes...maybe put it into my pizza shop...
but it won't give u a happy feeling after reading them....

HOW THE FILTY RICH PLAYS THE POOR....ME!

i tell u my weird encounter i had with matas some years back when i was still running my plants business.
a very rich guy called me to come to check on his fallen tree in his house. so an appointment was made. as his place was very very ulu, i was late by half an hour.
on reaching there, i rang the doorbell to the gate. a indonesian maid opened the gate and let me in to inspect on the fallen tree and other trees in his premises that needed to be pruned or chopped off.....
as i was inspecting, in came a mata car and 2 mata kias. they grabbed me and asked me what the hell i was doing here looking around.
i was shocked...i told them the owner requested my presence to check on the fallen tree. i showed them my name card. and they demanded my ic which i gladly gave them.
then i called the bloody freako owner on my mobile. guessed what he said on the phone?
he said he called the matas cos i was late in my appointment. and now he treated me as trespassing his premises. i scolded him U FREAKING CRAZY JERK!
then hung up the phone. i told the mata kias. LOOKED THERE WERE BIG ALSATIANS INSIDE THERE. THEY WERE LOCKED UP. THE MAID ALLOWED ME ENTRY...SO WHAT TRESPASSING???
that hit some senses into the 2 idiotic matas and one of the guy let go of the hold on me. i told them i was going to F off cos this owner was a psycho irritants. the matas agreed. off i drove my trusty pickup...
yes the 2 mata kias apologised to me..and agreed the owner was crazy....and they closed the case.
so u see...rich people when they wanna let u make a few miserable dollars...they make sure they make u make it very very sadistically....
hopefully, one fine bitter stormy night, the rotting monster mango tree can collaspe into this jerk's bedroom with him lying underneath there....
HEAVEN WILL TAKE CARE OF SUCH EVIL RICH PEOPLE....for the bad karmas they sow...just like the paps....wait and see.

my eyes got frosted today in public pool!

From:
cutebayhunk
12-Jul 13:46
To:
leetahsar
30 of 67

110926.30 in reply to 110926.1
the pee in the public pool must've gotten to your eyes.

From:
leetahsar
12-Jul 13:57
To:
¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
31 of 67

110926.31 in reply to 110926.27
let me continue what happened when i shoot bak with the 2 cutie jap sweetie pies..
the one in orange pokka dots bikini kept giggling at my direction. before i knew it she was wadding towards me...in such sensual manners...aiyoyo....i hoped i didn't add any personal cream into the pool.....
was i excited!! and my anaconda was like steaming the water!
"ah..no neh!....squeeze me...." the first things that was blurted out of her cheery red small pouting lips....
"squeeze u???" i was shocked. my god! aren't jap cuties getting bolder these days!....in enlarged eyes now with more electricity shooting at her..."yes?" i responded...luckily was in the water. she couldn't differentiate the drools from my lips...;9)
"...ah no...er...me yippinies..."
of course i know lah..sweetie pie! u r yippinies...i mean japanese....
"er...ah no neh.....u..er..."
"yes..yes..."
"er...ah no neh...time...." she finally blurted one engrish word.
"oh...yes..me very free...." i replied eagerly..
"er...heehee...sony....niak..niak!"...she stuttered. her gf in lime bright green again pokka dots 2 pcs bikinis....zoomed in...
she was giggling, petitily cupping her wide opened mouth with palm.... "sorri...nas ka...." she interrupted...."time....." she pointed to the big clock at the cafeteria of the pool...
"oh can..can...me very very free....what time?" i eagerly replied.
and both the girls went wild...giggling..and gesticulating among themselves..and blah..blah..blah with each other...
then they turned to me. "ya..ya...what time??"...
"oh any time also can...me very very free..." i smiled back my big piggy smile that vanished my eyes into slit.
"sony...er..sorri...nas ka...." they blushed. " no...nyet...nyet!!..." then they gestured by putting 2 opened palms and bringing them together so that one thumb on left touched the thumb on right...
OH.!..ho!....u mean to ask me what time close...the pool....SHIT!!...me was so embarrassed!...now my turn to blush...and my anaconda was drowned...dead...and reverted to worm!...shit!!
after told them closed at 9.30pm...."arigato...gosen mas de...!" the two cutie pies wadded away...and couldn't stop giggling leaving me standing their like a blown off merpiggy sotong...lost as ever....shit!
so back to my swimming and oogling at the rest of the underwater "mountains"...wow...a cup 36D just floated past....
my god! was i having the whale of my life!...the very first in queenstown swimming pool....haahaa...;9)

From:
leetahsar
12-Jul 13:58
To:
cutebayhunk unread
32 of 67

110926.32 in reply to 110926.30
au contrarie...the masses of "mountains" floating below surfaces nearly popped out my eyes and other "thing"....;9)

From:
¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
12-Jul 16:28
To:
leetahsar
33 of 67

110926.33 in reply to 110926.31
A nice funny one...thanks!

From:
leetahsar
12-Jul 16:33
To:
¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
34 of 67

110926.34 in reply to 110926.33
emptiness is form....form is emptiness...
what i thought i saw...was not really what i thought it to be...
it was all an iullusion created in my own lame blain...i allowed my juices to go to my little dickhead...
chui guo..chui guo!