Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Who Had Murdered Pinkyclown? Who Done It?
WELL.... anyone knows who the murderer is? the laukuaybus gang already gave me their answer.
what's yours?
the factors that led to PC's murder
1. why people want him obliterated from the forum?
answer: a) politically inclined b) offended too many petty balless idiots c) overly notorious and infamous
OR the people involved in this murder are apphrensive that he knew too much details about them??
2. the drove of flamers who appeared to 'celebrate' his demise were that handful few. where are all those hundreds who voted against PINKYCLOWN. don't they wanna send in their belated 'condolences'?
3. the appearance of rational poster were most heartwarming. at least, it was shown how lame a person's mentality can get and how dark a person's soul can degrade.
well, another very important question:
WHY OTHER NICS WHO WERE BANNED WASN'T GIVEN SUCH UNDUE ATTENTION? WHY PINKYCLOWN??
so who's the murderer here? the real murderer didn't appear in his most 'honorable' nic. instead we see chowcheebi - who was so keen to brag about his complain to delphi as exposed by KINKYCLOWN.
thanks kinky, whoever u r... ...let them confuse pinky is kinky....all those who thought they are not clowns themselves are actually balless idiots!!
what's yours?
the factors that led to PC's murder
1. why people want him obliterated from the forum?
answer: a) politically inclined b) offended too many petty balless idiots c) overly notorious and infamous
OR the people involved in this murder are apphrensive that he knew too much details about them??
2. the drove of flamers who appeared to 'celebrate' his demise were that handful few. where are all those hundreds who voted against PINKYCLOWN. don't they wanna send in their belated 'condolences'?
3. the appearance of rational poster were most heartwarming. at least, it was shown how lame a person's mentality can get and how dark a person's soul can degrade.
well, another very important question:
WHY OTHER NICS WHO WERE BANNED WASN'T GIVEN SUCH UNDUE ATTENTION? WHY PINKYCLOWN??
so who's the murderer here? the real murderer didn't appear in his most 'honorable' nic. instead we see chowcheebi - who was so keen to brag about his complain to delphi as exposed by KINKYCLOWN.
thanks kinky, whoever u r... ...let them confuse pinky is kinky....all those who thought they are not clowns themselves are actually balless idiots!!
the suspense building up....
the suspense of the murder case is building with the appearance of another clown - KINKYCLOWN. those confused idiots thought it was the revived PINKYCLOWN. it's not. not long after KINKY's appearance, he disappeared again - MURDERED!!...another murder! this is getting very very interesting!
did KINKYCLOWN find a vital clue to cause his sudden demise? is he a pal or foe of PINKYCLOWN? or could he be PC himself?.....well, i know PC...and KINKY IS DEFINITELY NOT PINKY. i doubt those idiots will believe...hahahaha....;9)
From: KinkyClown 16-Jan 13:45 To: chowcheebi 104 of 118 163863.104 in reply to 163863.92
the balless bitch chowcheebi gave the game away by stating:
"My team of investigators and I went into action and at about 3.30am
we reported our findings to the appropriate authorities according."
who was awake at 3.30am ?
the visitor log of "Peaceful Religious Discourse" caught his tail -- NgEjay visited "Peaceful Religious Discourse" at 2:24 pm (note: the delphiforums' time is 13 hours behind Sg time), which is 3.24 am Sg time.
this proves that chowcheebi is NgEjay, who reported pinkyclown to delphiforums to get him banned !Recent Visitors Member Last Visit --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• NgEjay 2:24 pm
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those in red actually has solved the mystery of the murder of pinkyclown. more deductions to follow ...
after a sumptuous hearty dimsum with the laukuaybus....hmmm...i would narrate this tale to them and let them help to solve the mystery.
actually this is to keep them wide eyed and gabs opened so that i can sup more dimsums first......hahahahaha....;9)
did KINKYCLOWN find a vital clue to cause his sudden demise? is he a pal or foe of PINKYCLOWN? or could he be PC himself?.....well, i know PC...and KINKY IS DEFINITELY NOT PINKY. i doubt those idiots will believe...hahahaha....;9)
From: KinkyClown 16-Jan 13:45 To: chowcheebi 104 of 118 163863.104 in reply to 163863.92
the balless bitch chowcheebi gave the game away by stating:
"My team of investigators and I went into action and at about 3.30am
we reported our findings to the appropriate authorities according."
who was awake at 3.30am ?
the visitor log of "Peaceful Religious Discourse" caught his tail -- NgEjay visited "Peaceful Religious Discourse" at 2:24 pm (note: the delphiforums' time is 13 hours behind Sg time), which is 3.24 am Sg time.
this proves that chowcheebi is NgEjay, who reported pinkyclown to delphiforums to get him banned !Recent Visitors Member Last Visit --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• NgEjay 2:24 pm
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those in red actually has solved the mystery of the murder of pinkyclown. more deductions to follow ...
after a sumptuous hearty dimsum with the laukuaybus....hmmm...i would narrate this tale to them and let them help to solve the mystery.
actually this is to keep them wide eyed and gabs opened so that i can sup more dimsums first......hahahahaha....;9)
...and the suspects in LINE UP for identification.....
who could be the real culprit here??
now let's play sherlock holme and CLUEDO. let's help to solve the mystery.
LINE UP ALL SUSPECTS:
#1. Coffee Shop Talk - PINKYCLOWN - SIM KHENG HWEE BANNED! From: chowcheebi 15-Jan 23:11 To: ALL 1 of 117 163863.1 ....
along with his Bob's Garden (Closed) (THIS ONE STARTED THE THREAD - PRIME SUSPECT)
#2. From: BabaEro11 00:12 To: chowcheebi 6 of 117
#3. From: QXD 00:21 To: BabaEro11 11 of 117
#4. From: Abattoir Worker (AhGuan888) 01:20 To: Godknows 46 of 117 163863.46 in reply to 163863.37
If this forum was truely democratic, that fella would have been banned long ago.Have you seen the results at the numerous poll about him?
#5.From: ahneck 16-Jan 01:27 To: QXD 53 of 117 163863.53 in reply to 163863.52
God knows, but it doesN'T cost a cent to guess, r u leetahsar in disguise ??? LOL
#6. From: createnew 16-Jan 03:51 To: chowcheebi unread 76 of 117
#7. From: callcab111 16-Jan 03:51 To: Got Balls Go Protest, Dun Talk Much Here (tonychat1) 77 of 117
(tonychat claims he's a vegan and tried once to suck up to cantbeassed in the chatroom)
# 8. From: MudBoleh 16-Jan 04:49 To: chowcheebi 83 of 118
9.From: axthehale 16-Jan 13:45 To: chowcheebi 100 of 118
(this is the ardent stalker of gohmenseng, my evil twin. ax is deeply infatuated with the man...hahahaha....;9)
wow!! just look at those characters!! suddenly there's an appearance of another clown. it wasn't me. i couldn't access that forum until i clear the IE spiderwebs. when i saw that forum, i was ROTFLMAO!!....hahahaha...u can see how idiotic and lame those petty jerks are!!
IMPORTANT NOTE: most of the nics that appeared could be clones or shapeshifters who has another 'more honorable' nic they are trying to present and protect.
now let's play sherlock holme and CLUEDO. let's help to solve the mystery.
LINE UP ALL SUSPECTS:
#1. Coffee Shop Talk - PINKYCLOWN - SIM KHENG HWEE BANNED! From: chowcheebi 15-Jan 23:11 To: ALL 1 of 117 163863.1 ....
along with his Bob's Garden (Closed) (THIS ONE STARTED THE THREAD - PRIME SUSPECT)
#2. From: BabaEro11 00:12 To: chowcheebi 6 of 117
#3. From: QXD 00:21 To: BabaEro11 11 of 117
#4. From: Abattoir Worker (AhGuan888) 01:20 To: Godknows 46 of 117 163863.46 in reply to 163863.37
If this forum was truely democratic, that fella would have been banned long ago.Have you seen the results at the numerous poll about him?
#5.From: ahneck 16-Jan 01:27 To: QXD 53 of 117 163863.53 in reply to 163863.52
God knows, but it doesN'T cost a cent to guess, r u leetahsar in disguise ??? LOL
#6. From: createnew 16-Jan 03:51 To: chowcheebi unread 76 of 117
#7. From: callcab111 16-Jan 03:51 To: Got Balls Go Protest, Dun Talk Much Here (tonychat1) 77 of 117
(tonychat claims he's a vegan and tried once to suck up to cantbeassed in the chatroom)
# 8. From: MudBoleh 16-Jan 04:49 To: chowcheebi 83 of 118
9.From: axthehale 16-Jan 13:45 To: chowcheebi 100 of 118
(this is the ardent stalker of gohmenseng, my evil twin. ax is deeply infatuated with the man...hahahaha....;9)
wow!! just look at those characters!! suddenly there's an appearance of another clown. it wasn't me. i couldn't access that forum until i clear the IE spiderwebs. when i saw that forum, i was ROTFLMAO!!....hahahaha...u can see how idiotic and lame those petty jerks are!!
IMPORTANT NOTE: most of the nics that appeared could be clones or shapeshifters who has another 'more honorable' nic they are trying to present and protect.
MYSTERY & INTRIGUE IN SBF KOPITIAM
PINKYCLOWN was suddenly banned.
the mystery surrounding it was being started as a new thread there.
http://forums.delphiforums.com/n/mb/...d&msg=163863.1
well, let uncle lee here gives some light to the intrigues and mystery happeing in that very sinister kopitiam.....
it all began when BOB GARDEN was set up in MYFORUM site in delphi. it was purely for plants discussion until that site was promoted to sbf kopitiam....and troubles began.....
appearance of nasty clones in BOB GARDEN...
a sinister clone 'jvlz4dkdfzlk' appeared and posted a pic of la mei and chiatilik and linked them to a shin min news report.
a check in the CONTROL ROOM showed that 'jvlz4dkdfzlk'@yahoo.com. was thinking i landed something big so c n p and put it up in main sbf so that people would know what was happening and hopefully help to reveal this nasty shapeshifter.
the table was turned instead. chowcheebi appeared and doctored the nic from 'jvlz4dkdfzlk' into NGEJAY. the same night, ngejay appeared to msn with me and demanded an answer.
the next day, i received an email from him - still asking for an explanation which i already explained quite clearly to him in the msn.
as usual, tried to log into sbf. ACCESS WAS DENIED. PINKYCLOWN WAS BANNED. as this wasn't registered by me but someone else. i thought maybe the registerer could have deleted that profile.
then again, after going through all those posting, i realised something amissed here.....
the mystery surrounding it was being started as a new thread there.
http://forums.delphiforums.com/n/mb/...d&msg=163863.1
well, let uncle lee here gives some light to the intrigues and mystery happeing in that very sinister kopitiam.....
it all began when BOB GARDEN was set up in MYFORUM site in delphi. it was purely for plants discussion until that site was promoted to sbf kopitiam....and troubles began.....
appearance of nasty clones in BOB GARDEN...
a sinister clone 'jvlz4dkdfzlk' appeared and posted a pic of la mei and chiatilik and linked them to a shin min news report.
a check in the CONTROL ROOM showed that 'jvlz4dkdfzlk'@yahoo.com. was thinking i landed something big so c n p and put it up in main sbf so that people would know what was happening and hopefully help to reveal this nasty shapeshifter.
the table was turned instead. chowcheebi appeared and doctored the nic from 'jvlz4dkdfzlk' into NGEJAY. the same night, ngejay appeared to msn with me and demanded an answer.
the next day, i received an email from him - still asking for an explanation which i already explained quite clearly to him in the msn.
as usual, tried to log into sbf. ACCESS WAS DENIED. PINKYCLOWN WAS BANNED. as this wasn't registered by me but someone else. i thought maybe the registerer could have deleted that profile.
then again, after going through all those posting, i realised something amissed here.....
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Friday, January 04, 2008
...and they lived happily ever after!
meanwhile, the horde of toothless vampires were still puking and choking away by the stinky loud fart from the butt of SENG OF SATAN. it appeared that they might even puke out their last inch of innards at the rate they were going.
after a wearisome vomitting puking night, all were totally depleted, exhausted and laid motionless on the ground.
"COCKADOODLE DOO...COO COO....!" crowed the village living alarm clock the cocking rooster.
a ray of shimmering cool morning light gradually illuminated the kampung of motionless vampires. were they dead? no. how could they be dead? they were already the undead.
as the it got brighter, miracle began to happen....
the motionless vampires spasmed frantically. their long fingernail claws rescinded back into their finger tips. they jagged broken sharp fangs began to regain their normal pearly set of denture. their faces began to glow. it was as though they wre given fresh breathe of life. from SENG OF SATAN'S thunderous stinky fart??
could be? maybe?....YES IT WAS!!
the stinky abnoxious loud fart from his fat butt purged all the vampire poisons from the undead bodies. i just know those people just couldn't live without SENG OF SATAN who had destroyed them initially by causing a tsunami.
now all unwell ended up well. the cranky feverish vampires had been baptised by the FART OF SENG OF SATAN and regained their human form.
they were happy that they could live normally again. the vengefulness and the hatred they harboured in SENG OF SATAN was finally resolved.
hands in hands they lived happily ever after and named the island SENGAPORE. henceforth, the denizens there were known as SENGAPOREANS who established a very popular kopitiam and called it SENGGYBOY ALFRESCO COFFEESHOP.
the end......;9)
after a wearisome vomitting puking night, all were totally depleted, exhausted and laid motionless on the ground.
"COCKADOODLE DOO...COO COO....!" crowed the village living alarm clock the cocking rooster.
a ray of shimmering cool morning light gradually illuminated the kampung of motionless vampires. were they dead? no. how could they be dead? they were already the undead.
as the it got brighter, miracle began to happen....
the motionless vampires spasmed frantically. their long fingernail claws rescinded back into their finger tips. they jagged broken sharp fangs began to regain their normal pearly set of denture. their faces began to glow. it was as though they wre given fresh breathe of life. from SENG OF SATAN'S thunderous stinky fart??
could be? maybe?....YES IT WAS!!
the stinky abnoxious loud fart from his fat butt purged all the vampire poisons from the undead bodies. i just know those people just couldn't live without SENG OF SATAN who had destroyed them initially by causing a tsunami.
now all unwell ended up well. the cranky feverish vampires had been baptised by the FART OF SENG OF SATAN and regained their human form.
they were happy that they could live normally again. the vengefulness and the hatred they harboured in SENG OF SATAN was finally resolved.
hands in hands they lived happily ever after and named the island SENGAPORE. henceforth, the denizens there were known as SENGAPOREANS who established a very popular kopitiam and called it SENGGYBOY ALFRESCO COFFEESHOP.
the end......;9)
piggy in the bush
oink!...oink!!... SENG OF SATAN grinned. he found what he was looking for. he found his cute piggy!!SOS had turned all the vampires toothless now....they broke their fangs when trying to bite into his juicy bonbon. goodness! SOS really got a hard bonbon impervious to any biting fangs.
wow lau eh!! like that also can??
who says cannot one?
there was a rumble from SENG OF SATAN'S rotund tummy. too much ROYAL RUMBLING maybe? the blood thirsty horde of vampires led by their leader ax and his bitch gh were now in a frenzy for blood..
claws began to sprout from the ends of their finger tips. if u couldn't bite into his juicy butt, then clawed his ter bak (porky) and made him bled was the other alternative.
gesticulating their razor-sharp claws in the air, the horde of vampires closed in on the bent down SOS who was - yes yes...u guess it - FORAGING the bushes dunno looking for what.
as the vampires inched nearer to SENG OF SATAN'S beefy round bent butt, his tummy rumbled even louder. ax their leader raised his hand about to swing down his deadly sharp claws on SENG'S buttock.
a thunderous rumble was heard .....POOT...POOT...POOOT..BRRUTTT...POOOTTT!! there was sudden gust of wind. but it wasn't the thumber neither was it your usual gust of wind.
it was the sound of fart being expelled from SENG'S butthole.
phew!! it stank! and the stench....phew!! it was lasting!!
the whole horde of toothless vampires were puking away. they turned tails and ran for their lives. that abnoxious stench was worst than from a skunk's asshole!
and our hero, seng of satan was - yep, he was still at it - foraging the bushes, looking and searching - totally ignorant about the kind of perils he was in a few moments ago.
what could he be searching??
wow lau eh!! like that also can??
who says cannot one?
there was a rumble from SENG OF SATAN'S rotund tummy. too much ROYAL RUMBLING maybe? the blood thirsty horde of vampires led by their leader ax and his bitch gh were now in a frenzy for blood..
claws began to sprout from the ends of their finger tips. if u couldn't bite into his juicy butt, then clawed his ter bak (porky) and made him bled was the other alternative.
gesticulating their razor-sharp claws in the air, the horde of vampires closed in on the bent down SOS who was - yes yes...u guess it - FORAGING the bushes dunno looking for what.
as the vampires inched nearer to SENG OF SATAN'S beefy round bent butt, his tummy rumbled even louder. ax their leader raised his hand about to swing down his deadly sharp claws on SENG'S buttock.
a thunderous rumble was heard .....POOT...POOT...POOOT..BRRUTTT...POOOTTT!! there was sudden gust of wind. but it wasn't the thumber neither was it your usual gust of wind.
it was the sound of fart being expelled from SENG'S butthole.
phew!! it stank! and the stench....phew!! it was lasting!!
the whole horde of toothless vampires were puking away. they turned tails and ran for their lives. that abnoxious stench was worst than from a skunk's asshole!
and our hero, seng of satan was - yep, he was still at it - foraging the bushes, looking and searching - totally ignorant about the kind of perils he was in a few moments ago.
what could he be searching??
bites of the vampire bats
From:
GohMengSeng
20-Dec 03:09
To:
pinkyclown
7 of 50
161671.7 in reply to 161671.3
Well those corpses have lost all their teeth when the Tsunami hit the village. With all the salty sea water filling their stomach, they felt terribly bloody thirsty after they are being "resurrected" by the bites of the vampire bats! LOL!~
story continues.....
yes, they are hungry. really beri the hungry!! there fattie SENG OF SATAN was roaming through the village...looking.... searching.
to the depraved hungry vampires of the undead, SOS really looked delicious. their insatiable hunger aggravated their thirst for the blood and ter bak of SOS...and revenge had driven all the undeads berserk!!
the unwitting SOS still wasn't aware of the drooling horde of teeth snaring creatures closing in behind his fat butt. he was foraging through some bushes...searching...looking...foraging some more....
COMMERCIAL TIME:
HERE'S LIVE.....presenting, our x'mas special...LIVE IN PERSON...our SENG OF SATAN. hit it baby!!
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1597668613
BACK TO OUR STORY.....
as seng of satan was bending over still foraging (hell! how i know what's he looking for??!!), ax couldn't help himself any longer. he sank his vampire fangs into SOS' protuding butt.
crackzzzzzz! oh shit! all his fangs broke off. he whimpered and withdrew. GH seeing that, was eager to sink hers. crackzzzz! and she became a bo gay (toothless) vamp too!
the unwary SOS couldn't feel a thing after so many drooling mouths had taken turn to sink their fangs into his big fattie butt. he was - yes u guess it! - still foraging and searching something in the bushes.
SOS had turned all the vampires toothless now....they broke their fangs when trying to bite into his juicy bonbon. goodness! SOS really got a hard bonbon impervious to any biting fangs.
wow lau eh!! like that also can??
GohMengSeng
20-Dec 03:09
To:
pinkyclown
7 of 50
161671.7 in reply to 161671.3
Well those corpses have lost all their teeth when the Tsunami hit the village. With all the salty sea water filling their stomach, they felt terribly bloody thirsty after they are being "resurrected" by the bites of the vampire bats! LOL!~
story continues.....
yes, they are hungry. really beri the hungry!! there fattie SENG OF SATAN was roaming through the village...looking.... searching.
to the depraved hungry vampires of the undead, SOS really looked delicious. their insatiable hunger aggravated their thirst for the blood and ter bak of SOS...and revenge had driven all the undeads berserk!!
the unwitting SOS still wasn't aware of the drooling horde of teeth snaring creatures closing in behind his fat butt. he was foraging through some bushes...searching...looking...foraging some more....
COMMERCIAL TIME:
HERE'S LIVE.....presenting, our x'mas special...LIVE IN PERSON...our SENG OF SATAN. hit it baby!!
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1597668613
BACK TO OUR STORY.....
as seng of satan was bending over still foraging (hell! how i know what's he looking for??!!), ax couldn't help himself any longer. he sank his vampire fangs into SOS' protuding butt.
crackzzzzzz! oh shit! all his fangs broke off. he whimpered and withdrew. GH seeing that, was eager to sink hers. crackzzzz! and she became a bo gay (toothless) vamp too!
the unwary SOS couldn't feel a thing after so many drooling mouths had taken turn to sink their fangs into his big fattie butt. he was - yes u guess it! - still foraging and searching something in the bushes.
SOS had turned all the vampires toothless now....they broke their fangs when trying to bite into his juicy bonbon. goodness! SOS really got a hard bonbon impervious to any biting fangs.
wow lau eh!! like that also can??
a battle between SOS VS THE VAMPIRES is commencing soon...;9)
among the dead was this loving couple, ax and gh. they were copulating when disaster struck....literally died cock standing!
they were firmly embraced. too bad, the vampire bats also feasted on them. the sense from seng of satan seeped into their punctured teeth marked neck.
they spasmed. they wriggled and soon they consummated what they were doing before the tragedy. a TOWER OF PARIS was finally accomplished.
now for serious business. REVENGE!! yes! vengeance against SOS who caused their sudden unexpected death.
the risen vampires were yelling: REVENGE!!...REVENGE!!...kill SENG OF SATAN!!! KILL..KILL!!!
ax and gh became the leaders of the vampires pack. they were tracking high and lo for SOS's trail.
where was SOS heading to? why must there be mass destruction on his arrival to this kampung?
COMET LANDS IN MALACCA STRAITS CAUSING TIDAL WAVES AND TSUNAMI
- predicted by our very own gohmengseng many years back. what co-incidence!!
hmmm...actually, i ve the faintest idea...hahahaha....;9)
they were firmly embraced. too bad, the vampire bats also feasted on them. the sense from seng of satan seeped into their punctured teeth marked neck.
they spasmed. they wriggled and soon they consummated what they were doing before the tragedy. a TOWER OF PARIS was finally accomplished.
now for serious business. REVENGE!! yes! vengeance against SOS who caused their sudden unexpected death.
the risen vampires were yelling: REVENGE!!...REVENGE!!...kill SENG OF SATAN!!! KILL..KILL!!!
ax and gh became the leaders of the vampires pack. they were tracking high and lo for SOS's trail.
where was SOS heading to? why must there be mass destruction on his arrival to this kampung?
COMET LANDS IN MALACCA STRAITS CAUSING TIDAL WAVES AND TSUNAMI
- predicted by our very own gohmengseng many years back. what co-incidence!!
hmmm...actually, i ve the faintest idea...hahahaha....;9)
SENG OF SATAN VS VAMPIRES
who will win?
the story begins.....
a fiery comet suddenly zoomed across the dark night sky. a brilliant flare and flashing tail brighten up the dead sky.
in a flash, it plunged into the malacca straits and creating a tsunami....walls of waves corrugated one after another. an ulu kampong near to the beach was full devastated. all villagers died. no one survived the suddenly calamity from out of no where.
the rock which was the landed comet splitted into 2. out came seng...yes...SENG OF SATAN was born...muahahahahaha......
seng of satan or SOS emerged from the straits of malacca. wow! he was like christ! he actually walked on the water and drifted toward that fully destroyed village.
a waft of sulphuric odour permeated the air. the evil essence attracted a swarm of wild bats...VAMPIRE BATS!!
they landed and bit into the freshly dead corpses. after their fill, they scattered back into the dark night with satisfied screeching.
as SOS wandered through the village releasing his abnoxious sulphuric senses, the evil began to seep into the bat bitten corpses....
the story begins.....
a fiery comet suddenly zoomed across the dark night sky. a brilliant flare and flashing tail brighten up the dead sky.
in a flash, it plunged into the malacca straits and creating a tsunami....walls of waves corrugated one after another. an ulu kampong near to the beach was full devastated. all villagers died. no one survived the suddenly calamity from out of no where.
the rock which was the landed comet splitted into 2. out came seng...yes...SENG OF SATAN was born...muahahahahaha......
seng of satan or SOS emerged from the straits of malacca. wow! he was like christ! he actually walked on the water and drifted toward that fully destroyed village.
a waft of sulphuric odour permeated the air. the evil essence attracted a swarm of wild bats...VAMPIRE BATS!!
they landed and bit into the freshly dead corpses. after their fill, they scattered back into the dark night with satisfied screeching.
as SOS wandered through the village releasing his abnoxious sulphuric senses, the evil began to seep into the bat bitten corpses....
Saturday, December 01, 2007
....all eyes on her
finally reached hotel. there at the lobby, our gorgeous voluptuous and cheery dearie was sitting there sipping her whiskey coke. she sat on a high stool dressed in a tight exploding leather vest and matching black pants. three quarter of her humongous assets were bursting forth with firm full ripeness.
cba: hi, bob!!
we hugged and patted each other back. muak!...and a muak back to her.
got myself a kopi mocha. she got another whiskey. we chitchat....
me: girl! u look gorgeous as ever......(whisper into her ears): all the eyes of these guys here are on u, dearie...
she giggled covering her palm over her luscious lips.
cba: i m leaving tomorrow....i hope u can show me around in DESKER ROAD...
me: what?!! desker road...u kidding??!!
cba: no, dear....ejay and jacys done that before. but we were touring geylang whorehouses....my god!! the boys really were pro!! i would love to see those tranvestites before i go home. please....please.....
me, reluctantly: well.....if u wish too, ok...let's go!
desker road was just an alley away from NEWPARK HOTEL we arrived at a side lane where tables and chairs were laid out for diners. it was rather early. the akuas or transvestite there weren't really started work yet.
i suggested we had a drink there and catch up with old times. she agreed. soon an bangladeshi approached us to take order. i was sure he was looking at her glorious boobs while he was asking for our order.
dearie order a coke, i a teh C siew dai or less sugar.
shortly our drinks came. that bangladeshi was bold. he sat himself down on a chair next to cantbeassed....and well.., drooled!!
the naughty dearie winked at him. she opened her LOUIS VINTON bag and out she pulled a.......
cont'd....
cba: hi, bob!!
we hugged and patted each other back. muak!...and a muak back to her.
got myself a kopi mocha. she got another whiskey. we chitchat....
me: girl! u look gorgeous as ever......(whisper into her ears): all the eyes of these guys here are on u, dearie...
she giggled covering her palm over her luscious lips.
cba: i m leaving tomorrow....i hope u can show me around in DESKER ROAD...
me: what?!! desker road...u kidding??!!
cba: no, dear....ejay and jacys done that before. but we were touring geylang whorehouses....my god!! the boys really were pro!! i would love to see those tranvestites before i go home. please....please.....
me, reluctantly: well.....if u wish too, ok...let's go!
desker road was just an alley away from NEWPARK HOTEL we arrived at a side lane where tables and chairs were laid out for diners. it was rather early. the akuas or transvestite there weren't really started work yet.
i suggested we had a drink there and catch up with old times. she agreed. soon an bangladeshi approached us to take order. i was sure he was looking at her glorious boobs while he was asking for our order.
dearie order a coke, i a teh C siew dai or less sugar.
shortly our drinks came. that bangladeshi was bold. he sat himself down on a chair next to cantbeassed....and well.., drooled!!
the naughty dearie winked at him. she opened her LOUIS VINTON bag and out she pulled a.......
cont'd....
piped boober of little india....arrival of cantbeassed
the voluptuous cantbeassed, the super boob from ozzieland.bbbbb...bb...
sms beeped.
was having a field trip with the church members of my gardening class, hp read:
HI HONEY, I M HERE!! i m staying in NEWPARK HOTEL...meetup at 8pm tonite....c the new dearie :)
great!!
my botanic gardens trip with the church was ending. the whole gang was waiting for the church bus to send us back.
i hurried home, bathed and changed.
i put on my loveliest sensual perfume she loved. got a quick bite and off to meet her at her hotel.
orchard road was jammed pack. after that, serangoon road was another jammed pack with indians. traffic was a crawl. i was late......
sms beeped.
was having a field trip with the church members of my gardening class, hp read:
HI HONEY, I M HERE!! i m staying in NEWPARK HOTEL...meetup at 8pm tonite....c the new dearie :)
great!!
my botanic gardens trip with the church was ending. the whole gang was waiting for the church bus to send us back.
i hurried home, bathed and changed.
i put on my loveliest sensual perfume she loved. got a quick bite and off to meet her at her hotel.
orchard road was jammed pack. after that, serangoon road was another jammed pack with indians. traffic was a crawl. i was late......
cont'd.....
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
the whining taxi uncle
finally joe had done enough shopping for the day. he wanted to return to his company's condo here where he was putting up.
lts: let's take the bus, joe. it's 5pm now. peak hour....taxi very expensive.
joe: fuck it bob!! take the cab..take the cab...dun worry, i pay!
lts: fine with me, joe....but it's going to kill!
we were actually heading towards the bus stop. but joe thought i was bringing to some taxi stands...hahaha. anyway, a citycab taxi stopped for us. off we were going back to robertson quay where joe was staying.
lts to taxi uncle: er...'cuse me, now how much extra must pay huh?
t u: oh....$3, peak hour now....(pause and the whining started, shit!)...u know hor...actually i not beri like this peak hour charges la...but bo bian u know...the gabamen damn chow kang...do until like that...peak hour is also our very shiong hour....NO ONE WANNA TAKE U KNOW!!
lts: huh? got like that one meh??
t u: abathen!...u think peak hour good for us...NO!!!...damn damn bad. now all passengers go and hide. after peak hour that is from 8pm onwards ...all will come out to take cabs....3 hours we taxi drivers damn damn jialat and siong!!!
joe: bob, can u tell him to stop at hotel galleria?
lts: joe, u staying there?
joe: no....robertson blue..but it was quite remote and i always stop the cab at galleria and walk back from there.
lts: joe! u joking!! when u take a cab, u take right to the doorstep. if not we should ve taken the bus instead!
t u: ya lor...dun worry...i know where...ur singapoo pal is right u know....but hor....singapoo taxi is the cheapest in the world ..u know...and blah..blah..blah...(wow piang!! damn damn whining!!)
i must say, this taxi uncle sure knew his profession well. he took us the real shortest way. the taxi fare was only $4 including the peak charges it totalled up $7.
joe was certainly please cos he didn't need to walk this time from hotel galleria to his condo.
lts: let's take the bus, joe. it's 5pm now. peak hour....taxi very expensive.
joe: fuck it bob!! take the cab..take the cab...dun worry, i pay!
lts: fine with me, joe....but it's going to kill!
we were actually heading towards the bus stop. but joe thought i was bringing to some taxi stands...hahaha. anyway, a citycab taxi stopped for us. off we were going back to robertson quay where joe was staying.
lts to taxi uncle: er...'cuse me, now how much extra must pay huh?
t u: oh....$3, peak hour now....(pause and the whining started, shit!)...u know hor...actually i not beri like this peak hour charges la...but bo bian u know...the gabamen damn chow kang...do until like that...peak hour is also our very shiong hour....NO ONE WANNA TAKE U KNOW!!
lts: huh? got like that one meh??
t u: abathen!...u think peak hour good for us...NO!!!...damn damn bad. now all passengers go and hide. after peak hour that is from 8pm onwards ...all will come out to take cabs....3 hours we taxi drivers damn damn jialat and siong!!!
joe: bob, can u tell him to stop at hotel galleria?
lts: joe, u staying there?
joe: no....robertson blue..but it was quite remote and i always stop the cab at galleria and walk back from there.
lts: joe! u joking!! when u take a cab, u take right to the doorstep. if not we should ve taken the bus instead!
t u: ya lor...dun worry...i know where...ur singapoo pal is right u know....but hor....singapoo taxi is the cheapest in the world ..u know...and blah..blah..blah...(wow piang!! damn damn whining!!)
i must say, this taxi uncle sure knew his profession well. he took us the real shortest way. the taxi fare was only $4 including the peak charges it totalled up $7.
joe was certainly please cos he didn't need to walk this time from hotel galleria to his condo.
a day of pleasantries....
a day of pleasantries....
after his huff and puff of toxic nicotine, joe was alive again!
off we went into takashimaya to get his GNB perfume or GABANA & DOLCE (hope i got it right. i kept saying GABRA & DOUCHE).
well, the counter didn't have the 'classic' flavour joe was looking for. we came to a CLARINS. wow say!! i din know man is as hiao as women!!
MAN'S COSMETIC, facial care and all those.
there joe picked up a collection of what beard softener, eyebags cream, wrinkles cream, night creams and dunno what creams.
i shot eyes at the girl: any free gifts,my dear?
girl smiled: actually we do have...but u got to spend $150...but ur pal only buys about $145...not never mind i give u this exquisite travel bags...and on top of that ..since u so cute...i give u travel samplers...FREE..
and boy!! she really gave!!! so many like a dozen of it!!
joe wanted me to help him look for a special kind of vase which he wanted to use as a lampshade. well, we found it. guess how much it cost? $405!! for a metallic designer dunno what. it was made in italy and i think it's called ALESSOSI, designer stainless steel fruits holder.
i asked for service from the salesperson and realised what joe was interested was not a 'vase'. it was a fruits dryer. means u wash ur fruits put it inside this stainless steel designer receptable and let it dry through the leave-like porosity.
we stucked out our tongue...and well, forget about the whole matter.
up the escalator we went. wowlah!!
joe exclaimed: OH MOLTON BROWN!!!...oh my god!!
huh? what molten brown?? some kind of designer dried shits or what??
it was UK men's exquisite toiletries. a shower gel of dunno what YUAN ZHI ingredients cost $49!.
joe started grabbing whatever he liked off the shelves. he got black pepper moisturiser, coco de mer dunno what..and other dunno dunno what. the bill came to be - OH MY GOD!! $480!!.
i went into 'auntie' kind of bargaining. who cares about high class luxury products!!
LTS: miss, no discount one meh!!...my pal buys so much...no discount huh? ( shoot eyes and bolts of eletric current).
the sweet girl smiled: ok, lah....uncle (shit! uncle ...me uncle???) i got something for ur pal since he such a gorgeous hunk!
under the counter, she brought out small sample bottles of all those exquisite toiletries best used for travelling. so sweet!!
Next, she put it in a cute bag and tied a MOLTON BROWN grey ribbon.
sweet girl: uncle...(oh no! dun call me uncle, pleassssssse!!) i put all your pal's big bags small bags all i n one lagi bigger bag , want?
LTS: aiyo, girl u so sweet...of course want lah!!...thank you!
she neatly put in all the 2 topman's bags of shirts, the little bags of MOLTON BROWN toiletries into a really big and macho MB bag. to top the cake with a cherry, she even tied a bigger grey MB ribbon to the bigger MB bag.
wow!! what a service! joe was so please. i bet he wanted to give her a kiss...and boy!! he did peck her!
she giggled: hehehe...come again sirs...have a nice day!! oh yes!! she really made our day!!
:D
...see shopping go with this auntie uncle sure got many benefits!!! and joe was just too please with my company and my friendliness with everyone i met.:p :)
after his huff and puff of toxic nicotine, joe was alive again!
off we went into takashimaya to get his GNB perfume or GABANA & DOLCE (hope i got it right. i kept saying GABRA & DOUCHE).
well, the counter didn't have the 'classic' flavour joe was looking for. we came to a CLARINS. wow say!! i din know man is as hiao as women!!
MAN'S COSMETIC, facial care and all those.
there joe picked up a collection of what beard softener, eyebags cream, wrinkles cream, night creams and dunno what creams.
i shot eyes at the girl: any free gifts,my dear?
girl smiled: actually we do have...but u got to spend $150...but ur pal only buys about $145...not never mind i give u this exquisite travel bags...and on top of that ..since u so cute...i give u travel samplers...FREE..
and boy!! she really gave!!! so many like a dozen of it!!
joe wanted me to help him look for a special kind of vase which he wanted to use as a lampshade. well, we found it. guess how much it cost? $405!! for a metallic designer dunno what. it was made in italy and i think it's called ALESSOSI, designer stainless steel fruits holder.
i asked for service from the salesperson and realised what joe was interested was not a 'vase'. it was a fruits dryer. means u wash ur fruits put it inside this stainless steel designer receptable and let it dry through the leave-like porosity.
we stucked out our tongue...and well, forget about the whole matter.
up the escalator we went. wowlah!!
joe exclaimed: OH MOLTON BROWN!!!...oh my god!!
huh? what molten brown?? some kind of designer dried shits or what??
it was UK men's exquisite toiletries. a shower gel of dunno what YUAN ZHI ingredients cost $49!.
joe started grabbing whatever he liked off the shelves. he got black pepper moisturiser, coco de mer dunno what..and other dunno dunno what. the bill came to be - OH MY GOD!! $480!!.
i went into 'auntie' kind of bargaining. who cares about high class luxury products!!
LTS: miss, no discount one meh!!...my pal buys so much...no discount huh? ( shoot eyes and bolts of eletric current).
the sweet girl smiled: ok, lah....uncle (shit! uncle ...me uncle???) i got something for ur pal since he such a gorgeous hunk!
under the counter, she brought out small sample bottles of all those exquisite toiletries best used for travelling. so sweet!!
Next, she put it in a cute bag and tied a MOLTON BROWN grey ribbon.
sweet girl: uncle...(oh no! dun call me uncle, pleassssssse!!) i put all your pal's big bags small bags all i n one lagi bigger bag , want?
LTS: aiyo, girl u so sweet...of course want lah!!...thank you!
she neatly put in all the 2 topman's bags of shirts, the little bags of MOLTON BROWN toiletries into a really big and macho MB bag. to top the cake with a cherry, she even tied a bigger grey MB ribbon to the bigger MB bag.
wow!! what a service! joe was so please. i bet he wanted to give her a kiss...and boy!! he did peck her!
she giggled: hehehe...come again sirs...have a nice day!! oh yes!! she really made our day!!
:D
...see shopping go with this auntie uncle sure got many benefits!!! and joe was just too please with my company and my friendliness with everyone i met.:p :)
finally, he puffed and he puffed....
smoking joe!
well, joe is a smoker. he brought his own china brand cigarettes.something funny happened.we were at starbucks, wisma after shopping at topman. joe dying for a puff. he went out of the exit near to a staircase. NO SMOKING. FINE $1000."FUCK!!" exclaimed joe, "the government here stinks!!" so back we went into starbuck to rest and have our branded kopi........more idiotic happening,
after having our branded expensive starbuck kopi and that sinfully rich chocolate hot cake, it was off to shopping again.we exit wisma, walked along the corridor and joe was still dying for a puff.
LTS: joe, u can smoke here now...go ahead.
joe: u sure, bob?....there's NO SMOKING on the wall...
LTS: joe, just smoke, ok. u see all those smokers puffing away? (there were quite a number guys and girls hanging around the tall rubbish bin, puffing like the end of day) i pointed them to joe.
joe crunched low. i was feeling weird and thought: WHAT THE HELL WAS JOE TRYING TO DO???...he slumped in a crouching manner and pulled out a cigarette. stuck it into his mouth, lit it and started puffing.
curiously, i asked: joe, what's that all about. u r like doing something sneaky. is that marijuana or grass or some drug spiked u having there?
joe: shhhhh! bob. u want me to be arrested is it??!!
LTS: what?!! it's grass??!!
joe: no, bob!! (he was frowning). i bought my own cigarettes from beijing. isn't it illegal??
LTS: hahahaha...joe ...joe..where the hell u heard that from??
i think u r allowed to bring in a pkt for ur own consumption.
joe: really?? they told me it is illegal. fuck!
LTS: ...so how many packets u brought in?
joe: one tube of 10 pkts...
LTS: WHAT!!!....
now that was illegal! is it??
well, joe is a smoker. he brought his own china brand cigarettes.something funny happened.we were at starbucks, wisma after shopping at topman. joe dying for a puff. he went out of the exit near to a staircase. NO SMOKING. FINE $1000."FUCK!!" exclaimed joe, "the government here stinks!!" so back we went into starbuck to rest and have our branded kopi........more idiotic happening,
after having our branded expensive starbuck kopi and that sinfully rich chocolate hot cake, it was off to shopping again.we exit wisma, walked along the corridor and joe was still dying for a puff.
LTS: joe, u can smoke here now...go ahead.
joe: u sure, bob?....there's NO SMOKING on the wall...
LTS: joe, just smoke, ok. u see all those smokers puffing away? (there were quite a number guys and girls hanging around the tall rubbish bin, puffing like the end of day) i pointed them to joe.
joe crunched low. i was feeling weird and thought: WHAT THE HELL WAS JOE TRYING TO DO???...he slumped in a crouching manner and pulled out a cigarette. stuck it into his mouth, lit it and started puffing.
curiously, i asked: joe, what's that all about. u r like doing something sneaky. is that marijuana or grass or some drug spiked u having there?
joe: shhhhh! bob. u want me to be arrested is it??!!
LTS: what?!! it's grass??!!
joe: no, bob!! (he was frowning). i bought my own cigarettes from beijing. isn't it illegal??
LTS: hahahaha...joe ...joe..where the hell u heard that from??
i think u r allowed to bring in a pkt for ur own consumption.
joe: really?? they told me it is illegal. fuck!
LTS: ...so how many packets u brought in?
joe: one tube of 10 pkts...
LTS: WHAT!!!....
now that was illegal! is it??
arrival of beijing joe
was with my beijing pal shopping in wisma atria, tangs and orchard belt.
joe was a big spender. bought so many expensive perfumes from tangs which came to about $700! then to topman where he just swept about another few hundreds of Ts which were offer there.
and i just remembered. i asked the cashier to issue GST claims since joe was a tourist.
guess what?
if ur bill is from 100 - 199, claiming gst in this range shoult be said $7 for every $100 spend, right?
WRONG!!!
there is a SERVICE CHARGE. for that range mentioned it's $4 meaning instead of joe gettting $7 from the 7% gst claim, he will only get $3 instead.
and different amount of the bills incurred, the gst SERVICE CHARGES vary.
now is this a international CON JOB or not?
we are actually living up to the CON HUB of the world.....;9(
well, i told joe to complain to the gabramen about such silly practices. HE'S GOING TO DO IT WHEN HE RETURNS HOME!
and there were more funny things that tourists were misinformed....
continues......
joe was a big spender. bought so many expensive perfumes from tangs which came to about $700! then to topman where he just swept about another few hundreds of Ts which were offer there.
and i just remembered. i asked the cashier to issue GST claims since joe was a tourist.
guess what?
if ur bill is from 100 - 199, claiming gst in this range shoult be said $7 for every $100 spend, right?
WRONG!!!
there is a SERVICE CHARGE. for that range mentioned it's $4 meaning instead of joe gettting $7 from the 7% gst claim, he will only get $3 instead.
and different amount of the bills incurred, the gst SERVICE CHARGES vary.
now is this a international CON JOB or not?
we are actually living up to the CON HUB of the world.....;9(
well, i told joe to complain to the gabramen about such silly practices. HE'S GOING TO DO IT WHEN HE RETURNS HOME!
and there were more funny things that tourists were misinformed....
continues......
Monday, October 01, 2007
TANTRIC, TABOO & PLAY
does anyone know these pubs?
TANTRIC
TABOO
PLAY
the next story i m going to share could be quite offensive to some. it's RA21 and with gayish content.
i m procrastinating should i go ahead with the story as my 'upheaval' with this beijing pal isn't over until sunday when he returns to beijing.
yes the 2nd visit of gorgeous joe. he was here last year coincidentally with the visit with choobeebee, my indo chiobu gf.
TANTRIC
TABOO
PLAY
the next story i m going to share could be quite offensive to some. it's RA21 and with gayish content.
i m procrastinating should i go ahead with the story as my 'upheaval' with this beijing pal isn't over until sunday when he returns to beijing.
yes the 2nd visit of gorgeous joe. he was here last year coincidentally with the visit with choobeebee, my indo chiobu gf.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
will i be able to matchmake bb with PT chiohunk?
ring...ring....ring....
LTS: hello..
bb: hi brooo!! it's bb....r u free, broooo?
lts: hi girl! u in town now?....sure...what's up?
bb: sorry brooo....me in hospital now..could u come to meet me...my mum is warded and would be going for surgery soon...i need someone to accompany me....*sniff...*
lts: ok...u wait for me ...shall be there in a jiffy...
ZOOMED!....was really there in a jiffy! caught a taxi immediately when i just walked out to the road.
she greeted me with opened arms when she saw me from the ward room. we warmly hugged.
bb: thanks broo...u r really fast!....my mum just wheeled into surgery room...shall we makan? i m starved....oh, this is my younger brother, AA
after a casual greeting, we went to the foodcourt at the ground floor for our lunch.
AA: siapa dia? (who's he)
lts: saya BOB...kawan of sibeipine....u know him right? (AA was surprised i understood MALAY)
wow!! AA's face turned very ugly.....
bb: hey, AA!..jangan marah!! dia orang biak!!...dia bukan machiam sbp...(AA! dun be mad!! he's good and not like sbp)
if u had followed my stories, sbp or sibeipine was the ex-bf of choo beebee. yes...the one who bashed her....sadly and regretfully.....;9(
AA: sorry...i hate a man who bash up woman...especially she is my sister!
lts: no problem...it's in the past already....let's forget it and move on. so AA what's ur job?
AA: oh...i singapore PR and operates a day care here...
lts: oh...really??!!
AA: ya...i married spg and lived here for a number of years already...
lts: oh...really??!!....wow!
bb chipped in: yes, brooo....all my brothers and another elder sister...all married except me...(face sulked. what's she hinting at??)
we continued to eat and chat. her mum wouldn't be out of the operating table for a good couple of hours. AA decided to go back to his work. he owned a big daycare cum kindagarten here in the east of sgp.
we took the mrt cos BB needed to put some money and opened a new bank account with DBS. she needed to cos the operation and the follow up treatment for her mum seem very tedious.
the operation was estimated to cost around 20K+, ward charges and medication and etc haven't added in yet.
lo and behold!!! guess who we met at STAMFORD WESTIN......
LTS: hello..
bb: hi brooo!! it's bb....r u free, broooo?
lts: hi girl! u in town now?....sure...what's up?
bb: sorry brooo....me in hospital now..could u come to meet me...my mum is warded and would be going for surgery soon...i need someone to accompany me....*sniff...*
lts: ok...u wait for me ...shall be there in a jiffy...
ZOOMED!....was really there in a jiffy! caught a taxi immediately when i just walked out to the road.
she greeted me with opened arms when she saw me from the ward room. we warmly hugged.
bb: thanks broo...u r really fast!....my mum just wheeled into surgery room...shall we makan? i m starved....oh, this is my younger brother, AA
after a casual greeting, we went to the foodcourt at the ground floor for our lunch.
AA: siapa dia? (who's he)
lts: saya BOB...kawan of sibeipine....u know him right? (AA was surprised i understood MALAY)
wow!! AA's face turned very ugly.....
bb: hey, AA!..jangan marah!! dia orang biak!!...dia bukan machiam sbp...(AA! dun be mad!! he's good and not like sbp)
if u had followed my stories, sbp or sibeipine was the ex-bf of choo beebee. yes...the one who bashed her....sadly and regretfully.....;9(
AA: sorry...i hate a man who bash up woman...especially she is my sister!
lts: no problem...it's in the past already....let's forget it and move on. so AA what's ur job?
AA: oh...i singapore PR and operates a day care here...
lts: oh...really??!!
AA: ya...i married spg and lived here for a number of years already...
lts: oh...really??!!....wow!
bb chipped in: yes, brooo....all my brothers and another elder sister...all married except me...(face sulked. what's she hinting at??)
we continued to eat and chat. her mum wouldn't be out of the operating table for a good couple of hours. AA decided to go back to his work. he owned a big daycare cum kindagarten here in the east of sgp.
we took the mrt cos BB needed to put some money and opened a new bank account with DBS. she needed to cos the operation and the follow up treatment for her mum seem very tedious.
the operation was estimated to cost around 20K+, ward charges and medication and etc haven't added in yet.
lo and behold!!! guess who we met at STAMFORD WESTIN......
ordeals of poor choobeebee....:(
yes. she is back in town. not for shopping. definitely not flirting with me.
she's here with her sick mum who just undergone a major operation for removal of tumour. along with it , her ovary was also removed. the tumour created some complication to her colon and part of that had to be removed too.
SO LADIES, IF U R READING THIS:
PLS DO GO FOR PAP SMEAR OR WHATEVER TEST....
female problem can progess into such troublesome pain in the ass!....
so do have ur medical 'lady' checkup. i m advising all my sisters and mum included to go annually for such tests to prevent unforeseen suffering later.
story continues in www.stargazz.com
she's here with her sick mum who just undergone a major operation for removal of tumour. along with it , her ovary was also removed. the tumour created some complication to her colon and part of that had to be removed too.
SO LADIES, IF U R READING THIS:
PLS DO GO FOR PAP SMEAR OR WHATEVER TEST....
female problem can progess into such troublesome pain in the ass!....
so do have ur medical 'lady' checkup. i m advising all my sisters and mum included to go annually for such tests to prevent unforeseen suffering later.
story continues in www.stargazz.com
moral of my dead tienlor water snail...
i really cannot understand....why like that??
my last tienlor....i loved it very much. care for it. fed it with expensive water plants. it had grown quite large. yet it always tried to escape.once it went missing for weeks only to be found hidding inside a inverted pot. was so surprise it was still alive after i threw it back into the goldfish bowl.
after a couple of weeks it had fatten itself up, it crawled out again during the night. found it. threw it back. next day it crawled out again. this was its last escape cos it fell and cracked its shell....and that was the end of my last longest surviving tienlor.
i threw it back into tht goldfish bowl. it came out of its shell...but only one long feeler. it was liked waving goodbye to me and retrieved back into the shell never to come out again.a few hours later, the water smelled. the tienlor was dead...*sniff*...
it was finally dead!
why??
why did the tienlor choose freedom knowing that it couldn't survive outside this goldfish tank? still it escaped, fell, broke its shell and died....
why??
it does relate to our situation of serfs living in sinkieland. serfs are like my tienlor and sinkieland is like the goldfish bowl except serfs does not possess the dexterity of my escaping tienlor which yearned so much for freedom....even it means death to it.
oh...i love my demised tienlor...for its persistant spirit of freedom.
my last tienlor....i loved it very much. care for it. fed it with expensive water plants. it had grown quite large. yet it always tried to escape.once it went missing for weeks only to be found hidding inside a inverted pot. was so surprise it was still alive after i threw it back into the goldfish bowl.
after a couple of weeks it had fatten itself up, it crawled out again during the night. found it. threw it back. next day it crawled out again. this was its last escape cos it fell and cracked its shell....and that was the end of my last longest surviving tienlor.
i threw it back into tht goldfish bowl. it came out of its shell...but only one long feeler. it was liked waving goodbye to me and retrieved back into the shell never to come out again.a few hours later, the water smelled. the tienlor was dead...*sniff*...
it was finally dead!
why??
why did the tienlor choose freedom knowing that it couldn't survive outside this goldfish tank? still it escaped, fell, broke its shell and died....
why??
it does relate to our situation of serfs living in sinkieland. serfs are like my tienlor and sinkieland is like the goldfish bowl except serfs does not possess the dexterity of my escaping tienlor which yearned so much for freedom....even it means death to it.
oh...i love my demised tienlor...for its persistant spirit of freedom.
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