FORGIVE, FORGET & MOVING ON.....

found this article and hope to share with everyone. PEACE BE WITH YOU after u have read it......

The Mayo Clinic writes that it is better to forgive and forget than to hold grudges.

Beyond the personal anger and resentment that grudges cause, it's also bad for your health: it causes high levels of stress, high blood pressure, more anxiety, and poor anger-management skills. Instead, commit to forgive and find compassion, even if forgiveness does not yield reconciliation.

Recognize the value moving forward adds to the quality of life. One who has finally forgiven someone will be more at peace, even if it is necessary to forgive again and again when memories trigger unhappiness. Ultimately, looking beyond the bad will bring much joy, and that is why it helps to achieve that much-needed closure.
Forgiveness: How to let go of grudges and bitterness
When someone you care about hurts you, you can hold on to anger, resentment and thoughts of revenge or embrace forgiveness and move forward.

Katherine M. Piderman, Ph.D.
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Nearly everyone has been hurt by the actions or words of another. Your mother criticized your parenting skills. Your friend gossiped about you. Your partner had an affair. These wounds can leave you with lasting feelings of anger, bitterness and even vengeance.

But when you don't practice forgiveness, you may be the one who pays most dearly. By embracing forgiveness, you embrace peace, hope, gratitude and joy. Here, Katherine M. Piderman, Ph.D., staff chaplain at Mayo Clinic, Rochester, Minn., discusses forgiveness and how it can lead you down the path of physical, emotional and spiritual well-being.

What is forgiveness?
There's no one definition of forgiveness. But in general, forgiveness is a decision to let go of resentments and thoughts of revenge. Forgiveness is the act of untying yourself from thoughts and feelings that bind you to the offense committed against you. This can reduce the power these feelings otherwise have over you, so that you can a live freer and happier life in the present. Forgiveness can even lead to feelings of understanding, empathy and compassion for the one who hurt you.


Why do we hold grudges and become resentful and unforgiving?
The people most likely to hurt us are those closest to us — our partners, friends, siblings and parents. When we're hurt by someone we love and trust — whether it's a lie, betrayal, rejection, abuse or insult — it can be extremely difficult to overcome. And even minor offenses can turn into huge conflicts.

When you experience hurt or harm from someone's actions or words, whether this is intended or not, you may begin experiencing negative feelings such as anger, confusion or sadness, especially when it's someone close to you. These feelings may start out small. But if you don't deal with them quickly, they can grow bigger and more powerful. They may even begin to crowd out positive feelings. Grudges filled with resentment, vengeance and hostility take root when you dwell on hurtful events or situations, replaying them in your mind many times.

Soon, you may find yourself swallowed up by your own bitterness or sense of injustice. You may feel trapped and may not see a way out. It's very hard to let go of grudges at this point and instead you may remain resentful and unforgiving.

How do I know it's time to try to embrace forgiveness?
When we hold on to pain, old grudges, bitterness and even hatred, many areas of our lives can suffer. When we're unforgiving, it's we who pay the price over and over. We may bring our anger and bitterness into every relationship and new experience. Our lives may be so wrapped up in the wrong that we can't enjoy the present. Other signs that it may be time to consider forgiveness include:

Dwelling on the events surrounding the offense
Hearing from others that you have a chip on your shoulder or that you're wallowing in self-pity
Being avoided by family and friends because they don't enjoy being around you
Having angry outbursts at the smallest perceived slights
Often feeling misunderstood
Drinking excessively, smoking or using drugs to try to cope with your pain
Having symptoms of depression or anxiety
Being consumed by a desire for revenge or punishment
Automatically thinking the worst about people or situations
Regretting the loss of a valued relationship
Feeling like your life lacks meaning or purpose
Feeling at odds with your religious or spiritual beliefs
The bottom line is that you may often feel miserable in your current life.

How do I reach a state of forgiveness?
Forgiveness is a commitment to a process of change. It can be difficult and it can take time. Everyone moves toward forgiveness a little differently. One step is to recognize the value of forgiveness and its importance in our lives at a given time. Another is to reflect on the facts of the situation, how we've reacted, and how this combination has affected our lives, our health and our well-being. Then, as we are ready, we can actively choose to forgive the one who has offended us. In this way, we move away from our role as a victim and release the control and power the offending person and situation have had in our lives.

THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING LINK - SOLVED!

It was saturday. as usual, mum was cooking up a storm - MEE REBUS. she reminded everyone to be back for dinner cos' she spent like closed to $100. it was a regular family night where all the sisters, brother-in-laws, niece and nephew would be here for nice dinner. she bought beef and tripes and on top of that, she bought a humongous crab.

she revealed to me that she would be cooking sharksfin soup. she shook her head in disdain. she thought lauhanku wasn't back. but he was when she went marketing.(if she knew he was back, there won't be the extra sharksfin.) anyway, that night dinner was superb! the only irritating thing was, she hid the sharksfin soup from lauhanku and secretly served to us, her children and grandchildren only after lauhanku went to the next door flat.

after a satisfying meal which ended with hashima with lotus seed dessert - that would be froggies' sperm just in case u dunno what's hashima is -time for the sisters, brother-in-laws, the niece and a naughty little nephew to bid adieus.

about an hour or soon, youngest sis called to ask whether we found the EZLINK card for my little nephew, ah boy. high and low we search but couldn't find it....

strange....very strange indeed! how could an EZLINK CARD just disappeared like that. i did notice ah boy playing with it after dinner and had firmly told him to keep it properly in his pocket. now it was lost. strange!

it was about midnite, my weird FT IT tenant was 'alive'. ah seng, my tenant, was always more alive as the night progressed. now u roughly undestand why i described him 'weird'.

he went to shower leaving his door ajar. i went to the kitchen after passing by his room. i thought i saw an EZLINK CARD on his table. i entered and yes! it was ah boy's card cos behind it stated as CHILD with yellow face.

after having my drink in the kitchen, i returnd to the hall to continue watching ARMY OF HEAVEN an exciting historical epic showing in tv, starring ORLANDO BLOOM and JEREMY IRONS.

after about 15 minutes, ah seng exited from he toilet and hastened into his room. i forgot to ask him about my nephew's missing ezlink card.

next morning, i was rudely awakened by banging of the room doors. ah seng was up early - as usual, preparing to go to work. it was always either the door banging that woke me or his strong pungent cologne or perfume that would wake me up abruptly.

his room wasn't locked cos he just did his laundry. i could see 5 bamboo sticks hung full of his clothing and an array of his colorful undies. i just couldn't imagine how many clothings and undies he changed in a week.

curiously, i opened the door to check whether the ezlink card was there so that i could retrieve to return to my sister. it wasn't. and my gosh!! another 2 full pails of laundry which was overflowing from the pails and sprawn all over floor. how the hell, he wore so many clothings? weird, isn't it?

mamalee was back from her routine morning exercise. i just gotta tell her that i had found the missing link card. she was incensed and starting cussing ah seng accusing him of being dishonest...blah..blah..blah! yep! just the broken radio she was....and early in the morning.

i was rather pissed by her incessant rantings. i decided to sms ah seng.

me, sms: seng, did u c a child ezlink card which belong to my nephew?
seng replied: oh! yes! i tot that was mine. i used it to take mrt and topped up with $10 some more.
me: omg! that's for kid. dangerous ok. if caught u will be fined! so dun use it when u return.
seng: oh, thanks!..didn't know. tot was mine cos i foung it inside the washing machine after i did my laundry.
me: no problem. will refund u the $10 tonite.

strange? how did ah boy's ezlink card ended up inside the washing machine? decided to call sister. and the mystery of the missing link was solved!

my naughty cheeky nephew, ah boy had threw his link card into the machine. no wonder we couldn' find it. that same night, ah seng did his laundry...and he found it and thought it was his.

it only left me to explain to mamalee before she made matter worst when ah seng returned. well, she understood that it was all a very co-incidental misunderstanding. that appeased her and solved all the fuss over this ezlink card.

moral of this happening:

IT'S BETTER TO SPEAK THING OUT INSTEAD OF BEING SHY ABOUT IT. 3 THINGS RESULTED FROM THIS EPISODE:
1. luckily i dare sms ah seng, if not he might be caught during the return trip for using that card. he already had a record of being fined $50 by SMRT.

2. that my mamalee was quick to condemn before finding out the whole truth of the matter.

3. i was so proud i solved the mystery of the missing link (card)......;9)

THEY WHO DON'T PRACTISE WHAT IS PREACHED

just posted this in sgforums http://politics.sgforums.com/forums/10/topics/312573. it doesn't benefit me in any sense. i just hope to be able to enlighten misguided souls so that they could see the light of things in a clearer picture to prevent themselves from being exploited by evil forces proliferating among the society now. gate...gate...paragate...parasamgate...bodhi svaha!!

i m talking about those bunch of human rights activists in sghuman rights led by chiatilik and his bunch of lackeys like lamei and ngejay and many of their clones.

all these clowns are very active in posting nonsense and petty issues in sammyboy coffeeshop. one of their gang hooliganism is to collectively attack anyone who speaks against them and hence get that targeted poster BANNED in that forum.

how could they have the influence to do that u ask?

easy! just register yourself as a PAID MEMBERSHIP of that forum.

the trouble is these people are supposed to be "HUMAN RIGHTS" activists. do we see they practising what they are preaching here?

the current arrest of SDP protestors led by chee and chia (maybe in his capacity as the sghuman rights leeder) really made a mockery of the authencity of that protest. among the food items that were displayed to support their so all unfair price hike was FORTUNE BRAND'S SHARKSFIN and DUMEX 'GOLD' MILK POWDER.

the food hike is an international phenomenal headache faced by all the countries in the world. places elsewhere, the hikes are even worst. our gov has been trying to alleviate this problem by recommending people to buy 'housebrand' products and consume frozen meat instead of fresh one.

however, instead of acting rationally and contructively, these bunch of 'human rights' goondus chose to mislead the masses.

it was suppose to be a 'peaceful' protest...so some parents stupidly or unwittingly brought their kids without considering much about the risks and the safety of their children should the scene turned nasty or boisterous.

IT WAS ANYTHING BUT PEACEFUL. from the bystander point of views, i couldn't help but sense a more sinister motive coded inside this 'peaceful' protest. if we recall the FREE BURMESE by the burmese and not by SDP clowns, it would be validated as PEACEFUL. WHY? when the burmese protestors were requested to stop and disperse, they did what was told. was there any arrest or charges? NO! it was really PEACEFUL!! no problems from the police. no problem from the protestors.

Now look at the SDP's style. when the police asked them to stop, they argued and even teased the police by asking them: "WHERE'S MAS SELAMAT KATSTURI?" was there any respect for the laws?

and this arrogant and ignorant mother who brought 2 kids there even posted that she wanted her children "to be politically awared". i wonder how her kids would grow up to be politically awared when they were still sucking their pacifiers. they might think later that police arresting people is a violation of citizens' rights and that being a criminal is not an offence cos the laws here isn't worth the respect from the citizens.

singapore has come so far to achieving peace and prosperity. it wasn't accomplished over night. it took a few generations to arrive at that. with this bunch of troublemakers among our midst misleading the masses, i m very apprehensive that our society may regress to the caveman's period where no one is safe to roam the streets and curfews are imposed.

why can't all these bunch of goondus get themselves into parliament first so that they can then make a difference? why can't chee soon juan accept the facts that his style of hooliganism politics CAN NEVER WORK HERE? if he loves to persist in such manner, shouldn't he migrate with his taiwanese wife to TAIWAN and show off his political expertise there?

he hates the sgp gov so much...hates every policies implemented...hates for the sake of hating...and making so much nonsensical rantings, he would be most welcome to quit singapore for good!

our society needs rational minded people who could come up with constructive alternatives if possible to retort the gov's policies. if we couldn't come up with a better alternative, the next best would be to stick on to what the gov has to offer. as i put up this words, i anticipate i would be branded a 'pap mole' , a paps' balls polisher and all the craps those childish wayward extremists could cough up with. BUT PLEASE GROW UP!! SEE THIS COUNTRY AS IT IS TODAY...AS IT WAS IN THE 50s...compare our beloved country to other places....DON'T RANT FOR THE SAKE OF RANTING....it's plain stupidity!!

please do remember: WE, THE SINGAPOREANS, OWN THIS COUNTRY.....we definitely do not have to be like chee's sister going abroad to throw more shits at her own country.

FOR WHATEVER WE DONE HERE, IT'S OUR OWN RESPONSIBLITY. we definitely do not need foreign dubious forces to interfere with out own welfare.

if that's what chee's and chia's human rights are all about, then maybe it's about time the gov should be doing something to curb it before it really escalates into public unrest misleading many deluded and disillusioned citizens.

Who Had Murdered Pinkyclown? Who Done It?

WELL.... anyone knows who the murderer is? the laukuaybus gang already gave me their answer.

what's yours?

the factors that led to PC's murder

1. why people want him obliterated from the forum?

answer: a) politically inclined b) offended too many petty balless idiots c) overly notorious and infamous

OR the people involved in this murder are apphrensive that he knew too much details about them??

2. the drove of flamers who appeared to 'celebrate' his demise were that handful few. where are all those hundreds who voted against PINKYCLOWN. don't they wanna send in their belated 'condolences'?

3. the appearance of rational poster were most heartwarming. at least, it was shown how lame a person's mentality can get and how dark a person's soul can degrade.

well, another very important question:

WHY OTHER NICS WHO WERE BANNED WASN'T GIVEN SUCH UNDUE ATTENTION? WHY PINKYCLOWN??

so who's the murderer here? the real murderer didn't appear in his most 'honorable' nic. instead we see chowcheebi - who was so keen to brag about his complain to delphi as exposed by KINKYCLOWN.

thanks kinky, whoever u r... ...let them confuse pinky is kinky....all those who thought they are not clowns themselves are actually balless idiots!!

the suspense building up....

the suspense of the murder case is building with the appearance of another clown - KINKYCLOWN. those confused idiots thought it was the revived PINKYCLOWN. it's not. not long after KINKY's appearance, he disappeared again - MURDERED!!...another murder! this is getting very very interesting!

did KINKYCLOWN find a vital clue to cause his sudden demise? is he a pal or foe of PINKYCLOWN? or could he be PC himself?.....well, i know PC...and KINKY IS DEFINITELY NOT PINKY. i doubt those idiots will believe...hahahaha....;9)

From: KinkyClown 16-Jan 13:45 To: chowcheebi 104 of 118 163863.104 in reply to 163863.92

the balless bitch chowcheebi gave the game away by stating:

"My team of investigators and I went into action and at about 3.30am

we reported our findings to the appropriate authorities according."

who was awake at 3.30am ?

the visitor log of "Peaceful Religious Discourse" caught his tail -- NgEjay visited "Peaceful Religious Discourse" at 2:24 pm (note: the delphiforums' time is 13 hours behind Sg time), which is 3.24 am Sg time.

this proves that chowcheebi is NgEjay, who reported pinkyclown to delphiforums to get him banned !Recent Visitors Member Last Visit --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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those in red actually has solved the mystery of the murder of pinkyclown. more deductions to follow ...

after a sumptuous hearty dimsum with the laukuaybus....hmmm...i would narrate this tale to them and let them help to solve the mystery.

actually this is to keep them wide eyed and gabs opened so that i can sup more dimsums first......hahahahaha....;9)

...and the suspects in LINE UP for identification.....

who could be the real culprit here??

now let's play sherlock holme and CLUEDO. let's help to solve the mystery.

LINE UP ALL SUSPECTS:
#1. Coffee Shop Talk - PINKYCLOWN - SIM KHENG HWEE BANNED! From: chowcheebi 15-Jan 23:11 To: ALL 1 of 117 163863.1 ....
along with his Bob's Garden (Closed) (THIS ONE STARTED THE THREAD - PRIME SUSPECT)

#2. From: BabaEro11 00:12 To: chowcheebi 6 of 117

#3. From: QXD 00:21 To: BabaEro11 11 of 117

#4. From: Abattoir Worker (AhGuan888) 01:20 To: Godknows 46 of 117 163863.46 in reply to 163863.37

If this forum was truely democratic, that fella would have been banned long ago.Have you seen the results at the numerous poll about him?

#5.From: ahneck 16-Jan 01:27 To: QXD 53 of 117 163863.53 in reply to 163863.52

God knows, but it doesN'T cost a cent to guess, r u leetahsar in disguise ??? LOL

#6. From: createnew 16-Jan 03:51 To: chowcheebi unread 76 of 117

#7. From: callcab111 16-Jan 03:51 To: Got Balls Go Protest, Dun Talk Much Here (tonychat1) 77 of 117
(tonychat claims he's a vegan and tried once to suck up to cantbeassed in the chatroom)

# 8. From: MudBoleh 16-Jan 04:49 To: chowcheebi 83 of 118

9.From: axthehale 16-Jan 13:45 To: chowcheebi 100 of 118
(this is the ardent stalker of gohmenseng, my evil twin. ax is deeply infatuated with the man...hahahaha....;9)

wow!! just look at those characters!! suddenly there's an appearance of another clown. it wasn't me. i couldn't access that forum until i clear the IE spiderwebs. when i saw that forum, i was ROTFLMAO!!....hahahaha...u can see how idiotic and lame those petty jerks are!!

IMPORTANT NOTE: most of the nics that appeared could be clones or shapeshifters who has another 'more honorable' nic they are trying to present and protect.

MYSTERY & INTRIGUE IN SBF KOPITIAM

PINKYCLOWN was suddenly banned.

the mystery surrounding it was being started as a new thread there.

http://forums.delphiforums.com/n/mb/...d&msg=163863.1

well, let uncle lee here gives some light to the intrigues and mystery happeing in that very sinister kopitiam.....

it all began when BOB GARDEN was set up in MYFORUM site in delphi. it was purely for plants discussion until that site was promoted to sbf kopitiam....and troubles began.....

appearance of nasty clones in BOB GARDEN...

a sinister clone 'jvlz4dkdfzlk' appeared and posted a pic of la mei and chiatilik and linked them to a shin min news report.

a check in the CONTROL ROOM showed that 'jvlz4dkdfzlk'@yahoo.com. was thinking i landed something big so c n p and put it up in main sbf so that people would know what was happening and hopefully help to reveal this nasty shapeshifter.

the table was turned instead. chowcheebi appeared and doctored the nic from 'jvlz4dkdfzlk' into NGEJAY. the same night, ngejay appeared to msn with me and demanded an answer.

the next day, i received an email from him - still asking for an explanation which i already explained quite clearly to him in the msn.

as usual, tried to log into sbf. ACCESS WAS DENIED. PINKYCLOWN WAS BANNED. as this wasn't registered by me but someone else. i thought maybe the registerer could have deleted that profile.

then again, after going through all those posting, i realised something amissed here.....

my recent gardening course for a church

...and they lived happily ever after!

meanwhile, the horde of toothless vampires were still puking and choking away by the stinky loud fart from the butt of SENG OF SATAN. it appeared that they might even puke out their last inch of innards at the rate they were going.
after a wearisome vomitting puking night, all were totally depleted, exhausted and laid motionless on the ground.
"COCKADOODLE DOO...COO COO....!" crowed the village living alarm clock the cocking rooster.
a ray of shimmering cool morning light gradually illuminated the kampung of motionless vampires. were they dead? no. how could they be dead? they were already the undead.
as the it got brighter, miracle began to happen....
the motionless vampires spasmed frantically. their long fingernail claws rescinded back into their finger tips. they jagged broken sharp fangs began to regain their normal pearly set of denture. their faces began to glow. it was as though they wre given fresh breathe of life. from SENG OF SATAN'S thunderous stinky fart??
could be? maybe?....YES IT WAS!!
the stinky abnoxious loud fart from his fat butt purged all the vampire poisons from the undead bodies. i just know those people just couldn't live without SENG OF SATAN who had destroyed them initially by causing a tsunami.
now all unwell ended up well. the cranky feverish vampires had been baptised by the FART OF SENG OF SATAN and regained their human form.
they were happy that they could live normally again. the vengefulness and the hatred they harboured in SENG OF SATAN was finally resolved.
hands in hands they lived happily ever after and named the island SENGAPORE. henceforth, the denizens there were known as SENGAPOREANS who established a very popular kopitiam and called it SENGGYBOY ALFRESCO COFFEESHOP.
the end......;9)

piggy in the bush

oink!...oink!!... SENG OF SATAN grinned. he found what he was looking for. he found his cute piggy!!

SOS had turned all the vampires toothless now....they broke their fangs when trying to bite into his juicy bonbon. goodness! SOS really got a hard bonbon impervious to any biting fangs.
wow lau eh!! like that also can??
who says cannot one?
there was a rumble from SENG OF SATAN'S rotund tummy. too much ROYAL RUMBLING maybe? the blood thirsty horde of vampires led by their leader ax and his bitch gh were now in a frenzy for blood..
claws began to sprout from the ends of their finger tips. if u couldn't bite into his juicy butt, then clawed his ter bak (porky) and made him bled was the other alternative.
gesticulating their razor-sharp claws in the air, the horde of vampires closed in on the bent down SOS who was - yes yes...u guess it - FORAGING the bushes dunno looking for what.
as the vampires inched nearer to SENG OF SATAN'S beefy round bent butt, his tummy rumbled even louder. ax their leader raised his hand about to swing down his deadly sharp claws on SENG'S buttock.
a thunderous rumble was heard .....POOT...POOT...POOOT..BRRUTTT...POOOTTT!! there was sudden gust of wind. but it wasn't the thumber neither was it your usual gust of wind.
it was the sound of fart being expelled from SENG'S butthole.
phew!! it stank! and the stench....phew!! it was lasting!!
the whole horde of toothless vampires were puking away. they turned tails and ran for their lives. that abnoxious stench was worst than from a skunk's asshole!
and our hero, seng of satan was - yep, he was still at it - foraging the bushes, looking and searching - totally ignorant about the kind of perils he was in a few moments ago.
what could he be searching??

bites of the vampire bats

From:
GohMengSeng
20-Dec 03:09
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pinkyclown
7 of 50

161671.7 in reply to 161671.3
Well those corpses have lost all their teeth when the Tsunami hit the village. With all the salty sea water filling their stomach, they felt terribly bloody thirsty after they are being "resurrected" by the bites of the vampire bats! LOL!~


story continues.....

yes, they are hungry. really beri the hungry!! there fattie SENG OF SATAN was roaming through the village...looking.... searching.
to the depraved hungry vampires of the undead, SOS really looked delicious. their insatiable hunger aggravated their thirst for the blood and ter bak of SOS...and revenge had driven all the undeads berserk!!
the unwitting SOS still wasn't aware of the drooling horde of teeth snaring creatures closing in behind his fat butt. he was foraging through some bushes...searching...looking...foraging some more....

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as seng of satan was bending over still foraging (hell! how i know what's he looking for??!!), ax couldn't help himself any longer. he sank his vampire fangs into SOS' protuding butt.
crackzzzzzz! oh shit! all his fangs broke off. he whimpered and withdrew. GH seeing that, was eager to sink hers. crackzzzz! and she became a bo gay (toothless) vamp too!
the unwary SOS couldn't feel a thing after so many drooling mouths had taken turn to sink their fangs into his big fattie butt. he was - yes u guess it! - still foraging and searching something in the bushes.
SOS had turned all the vampires toothless now....they broke their fangs when trying to bite into his juicy bonbon. goodness! SOS really got a hard bonbon impervious to any biting fangs.
wow lau eh!! like that also can??

a battle between SOS VS THE VAMPIRES is commencing soon...;9)

among the dead was this loving couple, ax and gh. they were copulating when disaster struck....literally died cock standing!
they were firmly embraced. too bad, the vampire bats also feasted on them. the sense from seng of satan seeped into their punctured teeth marked neck.
they spasmed. they wriggled and soon they consummated what they were doing before the tragedy. a TOWER OF PARIS was finally accomplished.
now for serious business. REVENGE!! yes! vengeance against SOS who caused their sudden unexpected death.
the risen vampires were yelling: REVENGE!!...REVENGE!!...kill SENG OF SATAN!!! KILL..KILL!!!
ax and gh became the leaders of the vampires pack. they were tracking high and lo for SOS's trail.
where was SOS heading to? why must there be mass destruction on his arrival to this kampung?
COMET LANDS IN MALACCA STRAITS CAUSING TIDAL WAVES AND TSUNAMI
- predicted by our very own gohmengseng many years back. what co-incidence!!
hmmm...actually, i ve the faintest idea...hahahaha....;9)

SENG OF SATAN VS VAMPIRES

who will win?
the story begins.....
a fiery comet suddenly zoomed across the dark night sky. a brilliant flare and flashing tail brighten up the dead sky.
in a flash, it plunged into the malacca straits and creating a tsunami....walls of waves corrugated one after another. an ulu kampong near to the beach was full devastated. all villagers died. no one survived the suddenly calamity from out of no where.
the rock which was the landed comet splitted into 2. out came seng...yes...SENG OF SATAN was born...muahahahahaha......

seng of satan or SOS emerged from the straits of malacca. wow! he was like christ! he actually walked on the water and drifted toward that fully destroyed village.
a waft of sulphuric odour permeated the air. the evil essence attracted a swarm of wild bats...VAMPIRE BATS!!
they landed and bit into the freshly dead corpses. after their fill, they scattered back into the dark night with satisfied screeching.
as SOS wandered through the village releasing his abnoxious sulphuric senses, the evil began to seep into the bat bitten corpses....

....all eyes on her

finally reached hotel. there at the lobby, our gorgeous voluptuous and cheery dearie was sitting there sipping her whiskey coke. she sat on a high stool dressed in a tight exploding leather vest and matching black pants. three quarter of her humongous assets were bursting forth with firm full ripeness.

cba: hi, bob!!

we hugged and patted each other back. muak!...and a muak back to her.

got myself a kopi mocha. she got another whiskey. we chitchat....

me: girl! u look gorgeous as ever......(whisper into her ears): all the eyes of these guys here are on u, dearie...
she giggled covering her palm over her luscious lips.
cba: i m leaving tomorrow....i hope u can show me around in DESKER ROAD...
me: what?!! desker road...u kidding??!!
cba: no, dear....ejay and jacys done that before. but we were touring geylang whorehouses....my god!! the boys really were pro!! i would love to see those tranvestites before i go home. please....please.....
me, reluctantly: well.....if u wish too, ok...let's go!

desker road was just an alley away from NEWPARK HOTEL we arrived at a side lane where tables and chairs were laid out for diners. it was rather early. the akuas or transvestite there weren't really started work yet.

i suggested we had a drink there and catch up with old times. she agreed. soon an bangladeshi approached us to take order. i was sure he was looking at her glorious boobs while he was asking for our order.

dearie order a coke, i a teh C siew dai or less sugar.

shortly our drinks came. that bangladeshi was bold. he sat himself down on a chair next to cantbeassed....and well.., drooled!!

the naughty dearie winked at him. she opened her LOUIS VINTON bag and out she pulled a.......

cont'd....

piped boober of little india....arrival of cantbeassed

the voluptuous cantbeassed, the super boob from ozzieland.

bbbbb...bb...
sms beeped.
was having a field trip with the church members of my gardening class, hp read:
HI HONEY, I M HERE!! i m staying in NEWPARK HOTEL...meetup at 8pm tonite....c the new dearie :)
great!!
my botanic gardens trip with the church was ending. the whole gang was waiting for the church bus to send us back.
i hurried home, bathed and changed.
i put on my loveliest sensual perfume she loved. got a quick bite and off to meet her at her hotel.
orchard road was jammed pack. after that, serangoon road was another jammed pack with indians. traffic was a crawl. i was late......

cont'd.....

the whining taxi uncle

finally joe had done enough shopping for the day. he wanted to return to his company's condo here where he was putting up.

lts: let's take the bus, joe. it's 5pm now. peak hour....taxi very expensive.
joe: fuck it bob!! take the cab..take the cab...dun worry, i pay!
lts: fine with me, joe....but it's going to kill!

we were actually heading towards the bus stop. but joe thought i was bringing to some taxi stands...hahaha. anyway, a citycab taxi stopped for us. off we were going back to robertson quay where joe was staying.

lts to taxi uncle: er...'cuse me, now how much extra must pay huh?
t u: oh....$3, peak hour now....(pause and the whining started, shit!)...u know hor...actually i not beri like this peak hour charges la...but bo bian u know...the gabamen damn chow kang...do until like that...peak hour is also our very shiong hour....NO ONE WANNA TAKE U KNOW!!
lts: huh? got like that one meh??
t u: abathen!...u think peak hour good for us...NO!!!...damn damn bad. now all passengers go and hide. after peak hour that is from 8pm onwards ...all will come out to take cabs....3 hours we taxi drivers damn damn jialat and siong!!!

joe: bob, can u tell him to stop at hotel galleria?
lts: joe, u staying there?
joe: no....robertson blue..but it was quite remote and i always stop the cab at galleria and walk back from there.
lts: joe! u joking!! when u take a cab, u take right to the doorstep. if not we should ve taken the bus instead!
t u: ya lor...dun worry...i know where...ur singapoo pal is right u know....but hor....singapoo taxi is the cheapest in the world ..u know...and blah..blah..blah...(wow piang!! damn damn whining!!)

i must say, this taxi uncle sure knew his profession well. he took us the real shortest way. the taxi fare was only $4 including the peak charges it totalled up $7.

joe was certainly please cos he didn't need to walk this time from hotel galleria to his condo.

a day of pleasantries....

a day of pleasantries....
after his huff and puff of toxic nicotine, joe was alive again!

off we went into takashimaya to get his GNB perfume or GABANA & DOLCE (hope i got it right. i kept saying GABRA & DOUCHE).

well, the counter didn't have the 'classic' flavour joe was looking for. we came to a CLARINS. wow say!! i din know man is as hiao as women!!

MAN'S COSMETIC, facial care and all those.

there joe picked up a collection of what beard softener, eyebags cream, wrinkles cream, night creams and dunno what creams.

i shot eyes at the girl: any free gifts,my dear?
girl smiled: actually we do have...but u got to spend $150...but ur pal only buys about $145...not never mind i give u this exquisite travel bags...and on top of that ..since u so cute...i give u travel samplers...FREE..

and boy!! she really gave!!! so many like a dozen of it!!

joe wanted me to help him look for a special kind of vase which he wanted to use as a lampshade. well, we found it. guess how much it cost? $405!! for a metallic designer dunno what. it was made in italy and i think it's called ALESSOSI, designer stainless steel fruits holder.

i asked for service from the salesperson and realised what joe was interested was not a 'vase'. it was a fruits dryer. means u wash ur fruits put it inside this stainless steel designer receptable and let it dry through the leave-like porosity.

we stucked out our tongue...and well, forget about the whole matter.
up the escalator we went. wowlah!!

joe exclaimed: OH MOLTON BROWN!!!...oh my god!!

huh? what molten brown?? some kind of designer dried shits or what??

it was UK men's exquisite toiletries. a shower gel of dunno what YUAN ZHI ingredients cost $49!.

joe started grabbing whatever he liked off the shelves. he got black pepper moisturiser, coco de mer dunno what..and other dunno dunno what. the bill came to be - OH MY GOD!! $480!!.
i went into 'auntie' kind of bargaining. who cares about high class luxury products!!

LTS: miss, no discount one meh!!...my pal buys so much...no discount huh? ( shoot eyes and bolts of eletric current).
the sweet girl smiled: ok, lah....uncle (shit! uncle ...me uncle???) i got something for ur pal since he such a gorgeous hunk!

under the counter, she brought out small sample bottles of all those exquisite toiletries best used for travelling. so sweet!!

Next, she put it in a cute bag and tied a MOLTON BROWN grey ribbon.

sweet girl: uncle...(oh no! dun call me uncle, pleassssssse!!) i put all your pal's big bags small bags all i n one lagi bigger bag , want?
LTS: aiyo, girl u so sweet...of course want lah!!...thank you!
she neatly put in all the 2 topman's bags of shirts, the little bags of MOLTON BROWN toiletries into a really big and macho MB bag. to top the cake with a cherry, she even tied a bigger grey MB ribbon to the bigger MB bag.

wow!! what a service! joe was so please. i bet he wanted to give her a kiss...and boy!! he did peck her!

she giggled: hehehe...come again sirs...have a nice day!! oh yes!! she really made our day!!
:D
...see shopping go with this auntie uncle sure got many benefits!!! and joe was just too please with my company and my friendliness with everyone i met.:p :)

finally, he puffed and he puffed....

smoking joe!
well, joe is a smoker. he brought his own china brand cigarettes.something funny happened.we were at starbucks, wisma after shopping at topman. joe dying for a puff. he went out of the exit near to a staircase. NO SMOKING. FINE $1000."FUCK!!" exclaimed joe, "the government here stinks!!" so back we went into starbuck to rest and have our branded kopi........more idiotic happening,



after having our branded expensive starbuck kopi and that sinfully rich chocolate hot cake, it was off to shopping again.we exit wisma, walked along the corridor and joe was still dying for a puff.

LTS: joe, u can smoke here now...go ahead.
joe: u sure, bob?....there's NO SMOKING on the wall...
LTS: joe, just smoke, ok. u see all those smokers puffing away? (there were quite a number guys and girls hanging around the tall rubbish bin, puffing like the end of day) i pointed them to joe.

joe crunched low. i was feeling weird and thought: WHAT THE HELL WAS JOE TRYING TO DO???...he slumped in a crouching manner and pulled out a cigarette. stuck it into his mouth, lit it and started puffing.

curiously, i asked: joe, what's that all about. u r like doing something sneaky. is that marijuana or grass or some drug spiked u having there?
joe: shhhhh! bob. u want me to be arrested is it??!!
LTS: what?!! it's grass??!!
joe: no, bob!! (he was frowning). i bought my own cigarettes from beijing. isn't it illegal??
LTS: hahahaha...joe ...joe..where the hell u heard that from??

i think u r allowed to bring in a pkt for ur own consumption.

joe: really?? they told me it is illegal. fuck!
LTS: ...so how many packets u brought in?
joe: one tube of 10 pkts...
LTS: WHAT!!!....

now that was illegal! is it??

arrival of beijing joe

was with my beijing pal shopping in wisma atria, tangs and orchard belt.
joe was a big spender. bought so many expensive perfumes from tangs which came to about $700! then to topman where he just swept about another few hundreds of Ts which were offer there.
and i just remembered. i asked the cashier to issue GST claims since joe was a tourist.
guess what?
if ur bill is from 100 - 199, claiming gst in this range shoult be said $7 for every $100 spend, right?
WRONG!!!
there is a SERVICE CHARGE. for that range mentioned it's $4 meaning instead of joe gettting $7 from the 7% gst claim, he will only get $3 instead.
and different amount of the bills incurred, the gst SERVICE CHARGES vary.
now is this a international CON JOB or not?
we are actually living up to the CON HUB of the world.....;9(
well, i told joe to complain to the gabramen about such silly practices. HE'S GOING TO DO IT WHEN HE RETURNS HOME!
and there were more funny things that tourists were misinformed....
continues......

TANTRIC, TABOO & PLAY

does anyone know these pubs?

TANTRIC
TABOO
PLAY

the next story i m going to share could be quite offensive to some. it's RA21 and with gayish content.

i m procrastinating should i go ahead with the story as my 'upheaval' with this beijing pal isn't over until sunday when he returns to beijing.

yes the 2nd visit of gorgeous joe. he was here last year coincidentally with the visit with choobeebee, my indo chiobu gf.