ROLANTO LEE IS BACK FROM HIS SPERM DONATION STINT
today's hari raya haji. the rain is still pouring. already raining for 3 days non stop and whole day,too.
i was wickedly feeling happy. i thought good the bloody devlish horny old man would be stuck in haaydai feeding orgasmically away his sperms to the spider spirits there. best! if there is a flooding there. then he doesn't need to come home. i can enjoy more days of peace and tranquility.
but no! he's back. unsually when he returns home it would be like about 5 something in the morning. no one knows until he comes over next door for his morning cuppa and breakfast and starts the day by stirring up peevish troubles for me and mamalee. and yes...he came over while i was washing up. SHIT!!
mum and me are suppose to timsum later. hell! now all cancelled. we dun like him to tag along with us. we normally will be embarrassed when he goes irritate those red star restaurant lau aunties waitresses. Rolanto: "ah jie, please bring chillies". he would start his usual fucking irritating gimmicks.
then the auntie waitress came with the green vinegared chillies. rolanto: "ah jie, can give me red ones..." so off the old waitress would go and bring him the red chillies...."er...got those chilli padi ones or not?" with this last stupid request, u wish u weren't there with this super irritant lau han. and also if u look at the auntie's head with the ceiling light behind, u can actually notice steam emitting out of her crop of dyed black hairs.....hahaha...
now all alerts are on for me and mamalee. we know once he's back means he's also broke. not only the spider spirits sucked him dried of his sperm..and maybe his blood, too. all the money he got from us - the monthly protection fees and the rentals from ft tenant should have been gleefully transfered into the spider's web already....
now a broke bloke. his mind would be up to no good again and would try all his very lame and irritating antic to shake us for more dough.....so RED ALERT on. missiles prepared. target locked in.... on false move from the bloody lau han koo, and he will get it from me and mamalee. we have informed the sisters too. and they also alert on.
bloody lau han standard money shaking initiation goes like this: "sar, sar.....come here pls...got something to discuss with u..." u heel him and approach him, the next thing out of his mouth would be..."u got money or not , huh...can give me $50...i hungry leh...i wanna to go eat..." ya..and for fifty buck, i can order one claypot sharkfin from thai village restaurant....He's asking obscene amount so that he can buy a mountain range of 4Ds lottery....han koo, han koo...u gotta be more creative if u wanna to shake money from us....no way we are going to fall for ur silly ploys anymore....god bless u....my dear father!
i will be observing him especially his lips. if it synches too drastic or tilted or slur too much, i will know that he really over fired his sperm missiles. his fleas infested bloodhound must have worked very hard into overtime. he must had been fed with excessive pirate thai viagra...and bless u lau han...ur handling up ur IC is nearer than u think.....:(

From: BabaEro11 13:48 To: leetahsar 685 of 703 83628.685 in reply to 83628.633

wow, your father rolanto like that, arhh?How cum he go haaydai fire sperm missiles at spider spirits? Ay home no target to fire?

my reply:
the nearest would be batam...his long range missiles can fired from home to there...and kill a few indo blur cheapskate spiders there....hahahaha

and aussieb anxiously chipped in:

Upon reading this post,http://forums.delphiforums.com/sammyboymod/messages?msg=83628.684
Brother, I can literally here your scream from here! Wish I cud suggest kind of a solution. Not easy this situation. Like to let you know that there are ppl out here who are all ears. Sympathizers here may want to lend you a shoulder if you wanna do the niagara falls, but IMHO professional advice shud be sought.If you like a chat on this, email me the ID of your chat program and I'll meet you there.

so i replied him:

aussieb...u dun ve to worry about me...i ve told u before...me is a goon...and very forgetful....dun harbor any anger .....just a strange melacholic sadness for him...he's after all the other half that produces this goon here.....and early in the morning even before half a day he's back....the quarrelling between he and mamalee already started....
he insisted the mamalee do his laundries...his underwears especially...if not dun ve any to wear....and now it's like pouring like shit here...3 days already and still pouring....how to wash...how to dry...but he demanded...so the stereos start...me going to buzz off soon...hopefully they slug it out...and then one dead one badly injured...then there definitely would be peace finally in these 2 pigeonholes, 4 rms..2 kitchens that i m staying....sad ;9(