THE TEETUKONG WHO WAS ACCOSTED BY BOTAK MONK

wow!!...my retirement hasn't been so exciting until my niece CUTIE put me in msn..haahaa...;9)
i can help like one night...so many teetukongs(ttk)...and teetujias(ttj) msning me all at the same time...luckily for me, i m a lst class fast typist...and responding to so many msnes at the same was but a breeze to me..haahaa...;9)
ONE night, i got a weird msn from this ttk...he called himself BJ....no...no blowjob....just bj....ok...
poor guy! was at the brink of bankrupt....he set up his own business. but business wasn't good so he used his credit cards to get loan to tide over...and the interests alone was killing him now....it was like almost 3K+ a month....the interests alone..the interests compound from the interests accrued from the loan...my god...and his loan was like 150K!!!
poor bj!...he poured his woes to me...and asked me if i could give him some sexual relief....he joking hor???...so i blur blur started my bo liao prajnaparamita heart sutra preaching...and surprisingly.....he fell more in love with me...he called me the crazy monk JI GONG reincarnated....
after i preached blur blur to him, he said he was greatly enlightened...and i dun even know what i said...haahaa...;9)
anyway he was must happier after talking to me....and so i told him to give me his age...and my senses was tingling like anything then....and i gong gong out of the blue gave him a 4D number...i told him...buy small small...to hopefully help him tide over his next bank statement due....
and he mistook my small small....to bet on small...and precisely what he did...and u know what...HE KENA....3rd prize...SMALL...and he was estatic...!!! he kena like 5 figures!!! and thank me for asking him to buy SMALL SMALL...he bought like $50 small on the number i blur blur gave him..and he strike...SMALL...3RD PRIZE....almost 25K!!!
well...for the time being..i solved a couple of months payment for him....then he msn me diligently...everything he saw me on...
and i bo bian...and told him..that night i blur blur gave him number cos my senses was tingling like anything...and i dun propagate greed...and hope he understand...and dunno how...started preaching again to him....
and he told me...i was a buddha sent to help the gay...MY GOD!!!....no no...i told me..me no nothing...blur sotong...dun keep piling me with flatteries...i cannot tahan...!
then he told me...he actually was a buddhist...and that he knew shi min yi..the abbot of FOO HAI CHAN...and that one day he was talking to him...and suddenly this botak teetu asked him whether he was married or not...and whether he done those thing or not...how could monk talk like that leh???
he told me..that botak was hinting at him...and he scared and confused....and then he excused himself and charbuk!
and all my info about this teetu botak was from him..his mercz...his mercz car number...where he parked....and u know something...
botak loved the number 23...and every 23 of the month there would be a veggie buffet and puja at his temple......
so i asked him whether he still see the botak teetu..he said yes...but now he was more wary of his stance with him...and tried not to be tempted by him...he told bad to mix up with gay monk...very very bad luck..haahaa..;9)
and it was he who also directed to go to FOO HAI CHAN...and that's how...i knew where to hunt for the botak...but luckily when i was there, botak wasn't around...
i might make another trip there...maybe on a 23rd of the month...we shall see then...haahaa...;9)