Wednesday, October 04, 2006

PIGGY GOES CALIFORNIA FITNESS CLUB PART II

must start to lose weight now...just started my california fitness training...
AND HELL!!...MY PT IS A SADISTIC BASTARD!.....damn damn shiong...me aching all over now...jialat!!...;9(

my whole arms are soft...my legs are wobbling...and helling aching from neck to toe!
but there's one thing damn shiok!....the shower room...the powerful jet shower spray...shiok!...hot water some more...and the GEL...YES..THE GEL....lavender and with moisturiser...very very shiok!! after a hard sweat out.
yes...i truly agreed with the calif boss now. he told me: U COME EVERYDAY FOR MY SHOWER IS ALREADY WORTH THE AMOUNT U PAID EVERY MTH...
YES...FULLY AGREED!!...hahaha...;9)
oh shit!!...malatov flame bombs heading this way liao....;9(

luckily, my doctor din accede to my request for a HEALTH PROBLEMATIC LETTER so that i can use it to withdraw and claim all my money back.
i wanted to quit before i even started cos the 'bend down' thing is really scaring me...
and i asked my doctor...who's quite plump too why doesn't he come join with me...
this is his satired replied: CANNOT LAH...ME ALWAYS BENDING DOWN TO PICK SOAP, LEH!...
hahahaha...so joker he!!...and making me even scarier...;9(


yes...everythng they said only sales gimmick...tot will be allocated with a chiobu PT...but ended up a chiohunk...and not even the one they promised...THE BEST IN TOWN, JB AND SOME EVEN SAID BATAM...
they allocated me with a xiao tiao....who's even young enough to be my son....but anyway, he's very professional...very dedicated...and very very sadistic!!...........;9(


me swim almost every day....beside getting tanner...and my soft silky hair bleached orangey...the bloody tyre remains there..
and the trouble is I DUN EVEN DRINK!
so..one fine day after my ex-temple activities, took a bus to NOVENA to change into mrt...the CALIF FITNESS gang were there promo their new premises...and THEY PROMISED ME THAT THEY CAN RID THAT TYRE...and since just colllected my hot toto winnings in my pocket...I GONG GONG signed up lor....;9(


beside swimming and being peeped at when i pooed in the squatting cubicle...now worst!!
i m being sadistised by sadistic young PT from california fitness club....was there yesterday...and now recuperationg from all aches and sores from yesterday sadistic merciless torture...
SI BEH SIONG!!!...WORST THAN RESERVIST TRAINING!!...damn stupid! pay money to ask young guy to torture me pain pain.....;9(
I DUN WANT TO GO ANY MORE....scare liao!...;9(
arms wobbly....legs also wobbly...if i tell to my squatters they will laugh their guts out..and sure think i was being brutally sodo...and sabo...hahahaha....;9(......
yuan wang ah!!!.......
the only thing that is enjoyable is the powerful hot shower and their moisturising shower gel...lavender flavour...very shiok!
maybe i will just sneak in to enjoy the daily shower...then quickly sneak out and dun let my sadistic PT sees me...damn pai seh u know....;9(

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

the curse, jinxed, hexed, vile, evil RED UNDIES!



hope this talisman can dehexed the curse of this jinx red undies.....







THE EVIL HEXED RED UNDIES OF MY WEIRD FT IT TENANT.....

Saturday, September 23, 2006

cute piggy from reader's posting

NEVER EXPECT COMPLIMENTS FOR ZI YEAN STORY....

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THE STORY OF ZI YEAN

once a upon a time, at block 172, stirling road, there was a guy who was damn good cook. he started zi yean. for convenient sake, let's all him ah yean.
this old guy was a very kindly man, a great chef and very honest in his business. u know, his fried rice was really paradise! and only at $2.50. his congee was superbly smooth. depending on what u order, it ranged from $2.50 to $4 for san yu or toman fish porridge...
business was bustling everyday. he opened it for 24hrs. all taxi uncles loved to congregate here during the dead hours. boy! the business was damn damn good!
even eric khoo also came here to film his 12 STOREYS.
later, the residents there complained....i think it was from those landed private home owners. they were a very actsy and stuck up breed.
bo bian! ah yean would have to stop his 24hrs business but closed shop at about 11pm. still business flourished as ever.
his HU PEI HAR or prawn wrapped in soya skin was shiok!.... $2/pc...really big prawn, mind u!
his fried noodles varieties were all very very economical. other places sold like $3 to $4, he sold his at only $2.50 and he didn't stinge on the ingredients...just as many if not more that those more expensive one.
nightly there would be queues after queues. all the tables were occupied.
ah yean being a nice chap employed a bitch from matland. jenny was her bitchy name. this bitch was the spark that ignited this whole STORY OF ZI YEAN i m writing now....


PART 2

the bitch jenny was foxy. she was very chatty and friendly. business improved even better with her around. but slowly she was up to no good.
she flirted with most of the chefs doing the cooking. ah yean now as more relaxed as he had thought all the younger chefs well.
suddenly one fine day, the MOM raided the restaurant. caught a number of PDMM or pei du mamas there and a number of illegal mei meis too who were suppose to be studying students and not part time waitresses....
ah yean was fined terribly. as if this wasn't enough, not long later, all the chefs resigned enmassed! jenny had instigated them cos she craftily started a restaurant of her own in the nearby block at mei ling st market hc.
she even got the audacity to call it JENNY'S ZI YEAN SEAFOOD. zi yean pronounced in cantonese means zhi ran or natural....
and the boss, ah yean was shocked and blurred. he couldn't believe that he treat the chefs so well and trained them in his tutelage..and that bitch jenny , she was from matland. he even helped her to got her pr...and now she turned the table and bit the kind hands that fed her...THIS BLOODY BITCH!!
and so be it....the business of zi yean continued. but it was not as good as the past. ah yean himself was getting old and feeble. but he still ran the business at a much slower pace. anyway, the food like deteriorate. maybe he was so so disappointed that his heart wasn't there with his cooking anymore.
as for the bitchy jenny...well, her business prosopered. in less than a year, she drove a grey mercedezs and was full of pride. but her cunningness got into her once more.
JENNY'S ZI YEAN SEAFOOD was very good cos all the chefs were trained by ah yean and now being bought over by this bitch.
and this bitch's shrewdness and greed knew no bound. she kept stealing cooking technique from the chefs. i used to love their BEEF NOODLE IN TAO SEE or fermented black beans...damn good! and cheap only $4.
later, after a couple of months, i went there to order my favourite beef noodle. IT WAS HORRIBLE!!...rather bland and tasteless!
i asked the waitress there. she told me all the chefs were sacked by jenny. she was doing most of the cooking now. NO WONDER IT WAS HORRIBLE....
i asked further and was told this bitch jenny wanted to save money so she stole their technique and sacked the whole lot of chefs.
and now do u know what happen to JENNY'S ZI YEAN SEAFOOD?

PART 3

THE food from JENNY'S was indeed getting from bad to worst...and soon no one wanted to eat there.
she finally sold her mercz at at a terrible lost and wound up the restaurant owing mountains of debts...
serve her right, dun u agree?
A BITCH WHO SHREWD TOO MUCH, IN THE END SHREWD HER OWNSELF TO SUFFERING.....
back at 172, stirling road, ah yean himself was also facing hard times...then out of the blue a HUNAN guy came. this is the new owner of ZI YEAN where everyone now is praising for their food.
he offered ah yean a certain sum and bought over the name....cos ZI YEAN has gained quite a reputation for good food for value for money fame.
HUNAN, let's just called him that, was himself a great chef. he worked for a reputable hotel. now he ventured out on his own and set up ZI YEAN SEAFOOD....a name he bought from ah yuan.
soon that block was marked for en-bloc by the bloody hdb. it was being demolished now. the new ZI YEAN thus shifted to JLN TIONG in the very old hdb estate quite near to BT MERAH SECONDARY SCHOOL...
u can take the mrt to REDHILL STATION, drop, cross over and walk a couple of steps. see JLN TIONG , turn left walk up the slopy road, u will see the bright yellow signboard of ZI YEAN...
go in the morning before 11am. they have special timsum set at only $3.80. there are a few combination. i go for the set D which serves with the handmade noodle in cha jiang rou or mince pork and a varieties of timsum. SHIOK! GOOD! CHEAP! AND REALLY JUST NEXT TO THE ROAD!!
yue phee, yue chiee, yue koon lor phee!!...but sorry...no toa liap nee (big mi mis...hahahaha....;9)
very shiok!! if u order this after 11am, its cost is $3.80 by itself.
anyway even after 11am, the timsums are still worth the money...very freshly made...again i love to order my favorite BEEF HANDMADE NOODLE...the gravy is so so shiok...the beef comes with soft texture and superbly seasoned
what happen the ah yean??....
well, he stil cooking...he got to live what. where to get the money?.....u think all the ah lau like me...so lucky to strik 4D and totos....
HUNAN allows ah yean to continue using ZI YEAN. he operates now in block 165 coffeeshop. but business is really so so only.
at this block, u will find the super WAN TAN MEE...but be prepared to wait like half an hour for ur plate of dried noodle. very very good!! the char siew is roasted on the spot. the soup base is derived from soyabean and salted fish bone.
u eat this, u can forget about the sickeng FEI FEI WAN TAN MEE which only dyed their boiled pork and the soup...so so only. some more must use the noodle bowl to go collect...like beggar like that...and hell man!!...so so the soup...;9(
well...that conclude my story of STORY OF ZI YEAN....
hope u learn something and like it..so so only the story...hahahaha...;9)

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Applebee3
17-Sep 02:13
To:
leetahsar
81 of 100

116491.81 in reply to 116491.80
aiya...of course you can get rid of him !
Practice your guitar and sing your karaoke to piss him off.
Since he always eat your food without paying or topping up, then you can use his expensive perfumes and clothings too.
And who isit that you are refering to as lauhankoo huh?
And I don't understand what is " hyaadai teetujias " ?
As I said b4 I do not want your IT FT tenant and morever I lives on the east side of Singapore.

Edited 16/09/2006 13:18 ET by Applebee3


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From:
leetahsar
17-Sep 10:54
To:
Applebee3
82 of 100

116491.82 in reply to 116491.81
er..READ THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD AGAIN , PLS...
his stupid ex perfumes never fails to wake me in the morning, u know...;9)
also, his stupid IT'S A SMALL SMALL WORLD alarm blaring sometimes wakes me up more often then it wakes him...and i in turn have to wake him...after being woken up by his irritating alarm...
MORE THE LESSON TO EXTERMINATE HIM......i mean rid of him!
>And I don't understand what is " hyaadai teetujias " ?<
hyaadai u know hor - the south whore place of thailand.
hu li jin used to be the term for teetujias....the whores (vixens) who go about destroying a family nucleus...actually cannot blame, it's the horny idiotic sinkie men who go there...
now i upgraded them to be ttj or spider spirits. if u observe how the spider sucks its prey dry, u will know rough what i mean.
the ttj or spider spirits suck the sinkie guy dry....their cums, their conscience, their lust, their MONEY...and in the end even their life...
spider wraps their prey in silk cocoon. the prey is not dead just immobilized and numb from their bit. so when the spider is hungry, it just sinks its fang into the prey and start sucking...and sucking...and what's left in the end is but an empty shell which it will gladly unweave the cocoon and discard...
use this as analogy on the silly horny and blainless sinkie guy.
u get the entire explanation?
now, are u a teetujia too?...............;9)
for further reference and zany detailed story, read my blog under the title LAUHANKOO AND THE SPIDER SPIRITS OF HYAADAI in
http://upheavalofleetahsar.blogspot.com
ROTFL, hopefully....happy reading!...........;9)


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Applebee3
17-Sep 15:32
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leetahsar
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Give your tenant a month notice to ask him to move out.
Simple as that !
As for your " lauhankoo " you still hasn't tell me who is it?
Hahahhaaaaaa..I am not a teetujia !
Your FT tenant is the teetujia lah.........

I got no time to read your blog lah.



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From:
leetahsar
17-Sep 19:36
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Applebee3
84 of 100

116491.84 in reply to 116491.83
lauhankoo is none other then my forever singing the mari kita(HORNY) old man..and tenant is a young guy....and not he's a blurcock not a teetukong (male version)....
i suspect he might be a midnighte cowboy more likely....;9) that's why perfect for u...
another hint: he's only 20+ and got hairy chest...hahahaha...;9)
Edited 17/09/2006 06:50 ET by leetahsar


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18-Sep 16:45
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leetahsar
85 of 100

116491.85 in reply to 116491.84
Hahahhahaaaaaaaaaa..your lauhankoo is actually.. your dad !
Sorry lah... I already got a perfect man , also got hairy chest .
Also sorry to say hor...me don't like 20+ " toy boy " leh...


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From:
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18-Sep 17:48
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86 of 100

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wow...u must be one rich chiobu...now can i adopt u....pleasssse?


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From:
Applebee3
20-Sep 03:11
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leetahsar
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Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa... you wanna adopt me?
Can you afford to pay me adoption fee or not?


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From:
leetahsar
20-Sep 10:21
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Applebee3
88 of 100

116491.88 in reply to 116491.87
ah jie, ah.....reason for adopting u is to benefit myself...not to benefit u...hahahaha...sorli, better change subject or else ur nuts are going to escalate into COCONUTS.....;9)
i send my hairy chest weird tenant to CANTBEASSED who's coming this 30 sep to er 'shag me from dawn to dusk'....my weird FT IT tenant can take over from there...hahahaha...;9)
NO SEX PLS, ME MONK WANNABE...;9)


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From:
Applebee3
20-Sep 15:31
To:
leetahsar
89 of 100

116491.89 in reply to 116491.88
Ya right....
You wanna adopt me what...of course benefit me and definitely not you !
So now u find that your nuts has been escalate into COCONUTS already.
Hahahhaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa...........


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From:
leetahsar
20-Sep 17:49
To:
Applebee3
90 of 100

116491.90 in reply to 116491.89
the way u r laughing...like u hit COCONUTS LEVEL oredi leh...
dun scare me lah, ah girl....;9)


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From:
Applebee3
21-Sep 02:11
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leetahsar
91 of 100

116491.91 in reply to 116491.90
Wow...my laughter really hit your COCONUTS !
Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....now you scare that your COCONUTS will drop to the ground huh?
Aiya !if it does ..roll your COCONUTS home lor.....hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa...


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From:
leetahsar
21-Sep 10:21
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Applebee3
92 of 100

116491.92 in reply to 116491.91
aiayah i got no COCONUTSa...i got only 2 precious walnuts!...;9)


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From:
Applebee3
21-Sep 16:34
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leetahsar
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Hahhahahahaaaaaaaaa... your two precious COCONUTS and not walnuts !


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From:
leetahsar
21-Sep 18:32
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Applebee3
94 of 100

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*blush*...so u saw the twins monster goli is it?....i hope my anaconda din scare u...;9)


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From:
Applebee3
22-Sep 02:38
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Hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa.....your anaconda probably is dead due to your two precious COCONUTS has squash it !


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From:
leetahsar
22-Sep 10:21
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Applebee3
96 of 100

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have u ever heard of a spitting anaconda?
spitting cum cobra yest...but an anaconda??...u got one over here.....;9)


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From:
Applebee3
22-Sep 13:45
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leetahsar
97 of 100

116491.97 in reply to 116491.96
Hahahahhaaaaaaaaaa.....yeah you got one anaconda there !
Your IT FT tenant with red undies which u are infatuated with .
Hahhahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaa...........


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From:
leetahsar
22-Sep 14:03
To:
Applebee3
98 of 100

116491.98 in reply to 116491.97
another obssesed with my weird FT IT tenant's red undies...jialat....!!!
did i just start a RED UNDIES cult??
Edited 22/09/2006 01:04 ET by leetahsar


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Applebee3
14:32
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leetahsar
99 of 100

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Aiya....you are the that is obssess with your weirdo IT FT tenant's red undies !
You told everyone about it and also seem to be proud of your obssession.
Hahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaa........


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From:
leetahsar
14:45
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Applebee3
100 of 100

116491.100 in reply to 116491.99
me...always the idiotic goon and give people the wrong ideas...
my intention was actually to share the weird happening...
can u imagine...everyday...u drop ur undies into the pail..and one fine day..suddenly one undies became 2??...where the funny brillinat red undies come from?...u blur right...
afte some sherlock holmes investigation...i traced it to my weird tenant...and so began my zany story...hahahaha....;9)
and now...as an award...i m branded with tenant's red undies...
BEH TAHAN, MAN!!...;9(

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Applebee3
8-Sep 16:39
To:
leetahsar
61 of 100

116491.61 in reply to 116491.58
OK ..no AC at SGD $300.00
Fully furnished room with AC , how much will that be?
Ah ya....no freebie lah


leetahsar
8-Sep 17:16
To:
Applebee3
62 of 100

116491.62 in reply to 116491.61
$400 to $450 depending also on location....er...u can engage me as ur agent....;9)


KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
8-Sep 18:18
To:
leetahsar
63 of 100

116491.63 in reply to 116491.60
That's disgusting. I don't want to be within 5 km of you. Talking to you and teasing you about being gay on the net is fine. But if you're fantasizing about renting a room to me and grabbing my crotch ... that's just way obscene man. I am straight unlike you, I don't wear bra, I wear men's underwear (NOT pink colour), and I fuck chicks. Not your type. Get it?!?!?
Kaixin1



leetahsar
8-Sep 20:53
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
64 of 100

116491.64 in reply to 116491.63
then why keep hinting urself , huh?...as if u r damn chio...and trying indirectly to accost me...
can look urself in the mirror first or not?


Applebee3
13-Sep 03:42
To:
leetahsar
65 of 100

116491.65 in reply to 116491.62
Thanks !
I will consider you when I am ready to rent one of my room out.



leetahsar
13-Sep 10:40
To:
Applebee3
66 of 100

116491.66 in reply to 116491.65
good..then i pass my weird FT IT tenant with brilliant undies over to u....hahahaha...;9)


Applebee3
13-Sep 15:44
To:
leetahsar
67 of 100

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leetahsar,
No thanks !
I thought u like your FT IT tenant with brillant undies ...hahahhahahahaaaa


leetahsar
13-Sep 22:04
To:
Applebee3
68 of 100

116491.68 in reply to 116491.67
that's why the more i need to pass him to u...very embarrasing colors....after i seen that...my lottery luck like all disappear!....;9(


Applebee3
14-Sep 01:37
To:
leetahsar
69 of 100

116491.69 in reply to 116491.68
Hahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaa...sorry lah I don't want my lottery luck disappear just like yours !
No thanks .


leetahsar
14-Sep 11:03
To:
Applebee3
70 of 100

116491.70 in reply to 116491.69
IF U R BU hor,....the lottery luck is different than if u are a hunk....maybe u strike the super toto jackpot today!...then remember my commission, ok....;9)
have a nice day!



Applebee3
14-Sep 15:21
To:
leetahsar
71 of 100

116491.71 in reply to 116491.70
leetahsar,
Sorry hor...I don't buy toto !



leetahsar
14-Sep 18:26
To:
Applebee3
72 of 100

116491.72 in reply to 116491.71
WOW!....rich lady!..can i adopt u??.....;9)


Applebee3
16-Sep 12:40
To:
leetahsar
73 of 100

116491.73 in reply to 116491.72
Ok..so how much do u willing to pay for adopting me huh?



leetahsar
16-Sep 17:45
To:
Applebee3
74 of 100

116491.74 in reply to 116491.73
huh?....u must ang pow me u know, my dear girl...and every cny and my birthday...ANG POWS AGAIN.....the young ang pow the old ...and not the other way round....the privileges of adopting people younger than urself ..AND NOT OLDER....hahahaha....;9)


Applebee3
16-Sep 21:07
To:
leetahsar
75 of 100

116491.75 in reply to 116491.74
leetahsar,
Sorry hor...maybe in your culture and sure ain't mine.
If you wanna adopt me hor...then you have to pay me adoption fee mah........thats my term lah.
Edited 16/09/2006 08:10 ET by Applebee3



leetahsar
16-Sep 23:28
To:
Applebee3
76 of 100

116491.76 in reply to 116491.75
er...ok lor...but do i get to marry u off to the highest bidder...
can i put u up in EBAY?


Applebee3
16-Sep 23:37
To:
leetahsar
77 of 100

116491.77 in reply to 116491.76
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa..........sorry lah I am not for sale !
If you really wanna to offer someone to the highest bidder hor...
Try Zoe Tay lah...she will sure want you to help her out.
Not forgetting hor...put her on EBAY.com.sg
The EBAY.com she will definitely...tak laku !
Edited 16/09/2006 10:41 ET by Applebee3


leetahsar
16-Sep 23:40
To:
Applebee3
78 of 100

116491.78 in reply to 116491.77
look what she has done to her poor hubby phillip.....he flies airlopane...but his own airlopne got swallow liao...u think the hunks not scare of her swallow?
and look again at the poor chap....so young and after married her...becoming botak...naturally swallowed by her!


OApplebee3
16-Sep 23:43
To:
leetahsar
79 of 100

116491.79 in reply to 116491.78
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.........you are probably right about this !



leetahsar
16-Sep 23:51
To:
Applebee3
80 of 100

116491.80 in reply to 116491.79
i wanna get rid of my tenant cos i do not benefit from his presence....
i cannot practice my guitar or sing my karaoke for fear of disturbing him...and he always sup my grocery without topping as though it's his right to my food.
and the rent from him goes to my lauhankoo which in turn goes to the hyaadai teetujias...
i get nothing except bearing more PUB and groceries bills.
there were once i spent like half an hour choosing WASHINGTON apples...must click the apple, listen to the tok tok sound to decide where crunchy or not...and u know what?
he supped all my apples...i only ate one ...he ate 4. 2 apples per day...mati...expensive u know...like i paid $2.85.
when he gets his pay, he splurges in karaoke, expensive perfumes, more clothings, new handphones (like he got 3 or 4 already)....anything but food cos he takes for granted i m his KITCHEN GOD...provider of free food...;p9(
so..u wanna have him...it would be good if u r staying in bt batok. he works there.