From:
leetahsar
11:44
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang) unread
2009 of 2009

83628.2009 in reply to 83628.2007
huang, comparing my old man with urs....who has done greater evil?
i never hated my lauhankoo...just feel sad that at his advanced age, he is still so attached to lust and pleasure of the flesh..and dying everyday for teetujuices....
LUSTS IS VERY DESTRUCTIVE...and people also has reason to cover it up...so that they feel less guilty...and think it's ok to lust after more teetus....so be it....let them one day be poisoned into a slow death by all the toxic teetujuices...they sowed the cause...be prepared for the everlasting suffering effect of HELL!
ornitoufo....;9)

readers' responses to this story....

From:
ÎÚÅ« (KUNTAKINTE)
3-Jul 23:27
To:
leetahsar
2001 of 2009

Uncle Lee,
Aiyo.... I can not believe that such explanation was given by your da shi xiong or chen ge !! Wah lan ooi.... I really can't believe it and can't tahan it anymore !!
What right has chen ge to say that sbk is a cancer tumor ? What right has he got to ask ccg to cut off the tumor ? What right has he got to ask her to forget about sbk and no point to be upset by sbk ??
sbk has gone astray, he has been misled either by his own moment of weakness or weakness in desire. Every one of us, unless one is inhumane, suffer from moment of weakness at certain point of our life. Unfortunately, no one and not even our good friends would be able to knock any sense into us. We just need time to realize our own mistakes. When will sbk wake up ? Beats me !! He would one day, but when ? No one knows....... In Buddhism, sbk has to go through this ordeal and karma has a lot to do with it. If you are really his friend, you should stay by his side, "chant" his wrongdoings and knock him out of his senses. sbk could have lied to you and make up stories to gain your support.... but, have you spare him a thought ? HE IS BLOODY LONELY NOW !!! DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE HAD TTJ TO FUCK, BUT, INSIDE HIM, HE IS HOLLOW, HE IS AT A LOSS !!
Please, Uncle Lee, please do not quick to conclude your findings and hasten to write the conclusions, and sentence sbk to hell. Everyone of us do not deserve hell, Kitigaharba Bodhisatva promises that he would be the last one in hell . . . . .
Amitabha Buddha . . . . .

From:
leetahsar
3-Jul 23:41
To:
ÎÚÅ« (KUNTAKINTE)
2002 of 2009

a letter was posted here...but he warned me to delete it...and still dun want to admit his mistake..he had been cheating the wifey from day one...and for 7 yrs already...

mislead???...no...lonely?...NO...happy like a fuck..he's free..he can drink from any teetujuices now....so be it...let him be poisoned by one one of this day...it will be his karma then...
god bless him!

From:
¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
3-Jul 23:42
To:
ÎÚÅ« (KUNTAKINTE)
2003 of 2009

Errr....excuse me but he has to write his script according to the directive of his aussie payer.

From:
leetahsar
3-Jul 23:47
To:
¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
2004 of 2009

aiyah...no one pays me lah...the one who came and told me interested in my stories...just a smoke in the air...here today...supped..and gone tmr...
lucky din conned my money...so in a way lucky lor....guess me got to go fishing again....
Ô¸ÕßÉϹ³¡£¡£¡£¡£haahaa...so be it...;9)
the story is real life happening...i ve terminated my sad and disappointed acquaintance with sbk...and even now his father ah lau pleaded with me not to give up on him...
sorry...he as a father is out of his wits...me as a kelefe...no way i can help him...when he doesn't want to help himself..a.nd still thinking it's other's faults...
GOD BLESS HIM>...;9(

From:
ÎÚÅ« (KUNTAKINTE)
00:00
To:
leetahsar
2005 of 2009

Amitabha Buddha,
Om Mani Padme Hum

From:
leetahsar
00:21
To:
ÎÚÅ« (KUNTAKINTE) unread
2006 of 2009

thanks...appreciate u can help me do a chant of enlightenment on my wayward brother sbk.....thanks again...
ornitoufo.....;9)

compass rose is now called EQUINOX..70TH RAFFLES CITY HOTEL

before i went for my EQUINOX HIGH TEA with my gof pal...me had to go for this one...cos need to settle with him all my monthly visa billings...but he so kind to treat me HIGH TEA there..he got the RAFFLES CLUB...so it's actually one paying..one free..haahaa...;9).....see how cleber this gof is!
before i left the house, ah lau called. "tahsar, are u reading to makan with me...?
oh great!...i told couldn't cos in another half an hour me meeting my gof pal for high tea the top of raffles city hotel.
he started asking about his son, sbk. i was rather pissed off...i gave me a piece of my mind....how the hell i know??!!...he 's the father not me!...if he dunno..how the hell i know??!!
but actually i knew everything liao....
ah lau told me he felt very sad the way sbk's rascal behaviour and he had written a letter to be faxed to ccg to apologise for his son obscence behaviour...ER...THE SINS OF THE SON FALLS ON THE FATHER???
so i bluntly told ..yes u do that!...then i added surely U DON'T WANT UR DAUGHTER TO MARRY SUCH A GUY RIGHT?
and if he's ur son, then ur daughter in law is somebody's daughter too...and what right does ur son keeps hurting somebody else's daughter...and his marriage pledge about how lucky he marries this wife...well...all bullshit!!!
ah lau said, "aiyah...ah sar...u must help him lah..u r his big brother what?"
"help what?" me was really fuming liao..."i can only help if he wants to help himself..if doesn't want, what can i do?...he infact is enjoying the bliss his wife left..so how to help now???...u tell me lor..."
SO U TELL ME LOR...HOW TO HELP ONE WHO STILL THINKS HE RIGHT TO DO ALL THOSE BO LIAO THINGS..HOW TO HELP AN IGNORANT FOOL WHO THINK HE'S DOING THE RIGHT THING?
HOW TO HELP AN IDIOT WHEN AN IDIOT DOESN'T WANT TO HELP HIMSELF??
U TELL ME PLEASE....;9(

..THE SILENT WEEPY WIFEY

waited and waited for ah lau to called me for lunch...no phone rang....
then it rang...oh great!...god of fortune pal called me for EQUINOX HIGH TEA....now i was in a fix...wait for lau han or go for 3pm high tea at the top of raffles city?
ok...of course high tea with gof...cos i knew i won't need to pay. if with lau han, maybe i gotta end up paying...and me quite broke...yesterday already paid for chinjiagong lunch and taxi fare....:(
yes...yesterday....i haven't contnued what happened during our meeting.....
suppose to meet chinjiagong at toa payoh hdb hub for lunch. she wanted to explain to me exactly what was going on between she and sbk....
she drove there. after parking, we met and headed to PISSoff HUT...cos there no business....so quiet to talk....
me was hungry so i ordered most of the items on special offered there...as we ate, chinjiagong shoved me the letter and ttj's pic (deleted cos sbk read it here..and demanded it be deleted...or else....)
me was shocked. my eyes almost popped out...i couldn't believe what i read..and that ttj. she was the low hipster lady (like not wearing any undies) whom sbk had brought me to meet her before...
and that romantic flirtatious love letter...oh my god!...if i were to be a girl...i would surely strip and asked him for his hound...haahaa...;9)
it was suddenly cleared to me. all this while, sbk painted a fantastic illusively wrong picture about ccg and smoked me...so that i was like dun quite approved and like her...her attitude ...her behaviour...and her bitchiness...
BUT NO!...this wasn't really the case. it was the reversed.....i should have known it when i was delivering with sbk. he was already flirting with new girls...even got a blue tooth to convenient his flirtings while he drove his lorry.....
and he seem to enjoy it...:(
so now...it was all clear to me..and ccg broke down and cried openly....i told her maybe we should be going to my temple. dai shi heng was waiting there for us...
and the stupid mini couldn't start....kong off again! so we took a cab to the temple.
dai shi heng was about to leave. on seeing us, he welcomed us and three of us sat down. chen ge started his counselling session...WOW!...REALLY ADMIRED HIM FOR HIS SUPER INSIGHT!
the way he explained using the prajaparamita heart sutra was out of this world...how i wish i could have expressed so eloquently and effectively like him....
his final verdict on the whole thing....
sbk was like a very playful cat. he loved catching mouse. but when he caught one. he didn't eat it. he played with it until it was half dead. then he discard and target another poor mouse.
the half dead mouse is chinjiagong...the next target mouse would be ttj.....
he advised ccg to let free this hopeless heartless guy....no point crying, breaking heart...or even die for him...he wouldn't be sad...on contrary he would be too glad. then he would be free "to catch the next mouse to play with".
sbk was like a cancerous tumour. he only brought pain and suffering cos he was such a person so deep in lust...and greed of pleasure....he could do that to his current wife...he could do that to the next woman or even the next wife....
so the advice was: cut off the tumour. discard. pain for a while better than pain forever...free oneself for the suffering. why attached to it?
our parents give us life and would be sad if we are suffering...and not living happily....would u want ur children to suffer...would u want ur married daughter to be crying and sad everyday over some romeo jerk?
NO!...time to cut and discard...dun adhere to the suffering...discard the tumour once and for all!
well, my power preaching chen ge...I SALUTE U!!
and as ccg was listening and nodding...she was weeping bitterly...and in no time...she used up the whole roll of toilet paper i passed it to her...and need to get another...:(
and i so pai seh....chen ge admired my kaypohness...FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE...I WAS APPRECIATED FOR MY KAYPOHING!!
he said tahsar was like a bodhisttava...he brought u to me...and u came...if u din meet tahsar...u still dunno how or what to do by wallowing silently in ur suffering...
and if today's counselling...u felt better...it wasn't me to have help u...it was tarshar's credit...cos he brought u here to our temple...and coincidentally u met me....
he was about to leave the temple...i called him...and "booked" him to wait for a while on the way to see him...with a girl pal...and there...the destiny was created....
so now ccg was much stronger and more decisive and knew what the next step to take....she would be voluteering her service to our temple next week.
we are having a incantation to chant for the deads...7th MONTH...THE MONTH OF THE HUNGRY GHOSTS BEGINS...u know...
so u r welcomed to join us...every sunday 3pm...chen ge would preach...and his preaching is very dynamic and powerful...better than any pastor i know...and practical cos it's buddhism..and straight away u can relate it to ur daily happening or mishappening....
join us....sometime got free makan...that was what attracted this greedy piggy in the first place...haahaa...;9)
and now ...i will ornitoufo to chinchiagong...hope she has enlightened...and felt light...
and a multi ornitoufos to sibeikang...my ignorant and foolishly lost brother who still refuses to admit multitasking timings is a big sin...and he like still very defiant and proud of it...
AND SO BE IT....LET HIM GO TASTE THE RETRIBULATION OF HIS SINS...HIS EVILS...AND HIS KARMIC BAD EFFECT...it will be sooner than he thinks...
ornitoufo...sbk...if u r reading this...NO ONE IS SADDER THAN ME NOW....ornitoufo to u...
this is the last time u will be meeting...talking...and even scolding me...for the things i have done to u...and for ur still ignorant and greedy lusty mind....MAY THE LIGHT OF THE MERCIFUL BUDDHA AWAKENs ALL UR SINS...AND MAKE U REPENT..REGRET...AND RECTIFY...
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY U CAN WIN BACK UR WIFEY AND SON....ornitoufo to u....
our story would have to end here...cos from here one...i wanna to be out of the couple clashes liao....
the end of story....(for the time being)...
comments?

THE FINAL ODYSSEY OF SIBEIKANG - THE SILENT WEEPY WIFEY

"WHAT THE FUCK! why u dated my wifey yesterday?....what happen to my lau pok kai mini?" an angry rant rang out from my receiver.
yes. u guessed it! it's sibeikang....
2 days ago, saturday, his old man called me and talked to me for so long....pleading me to help reconcile the couple. he already missed his grandson sisuagong. chinjiagong already packed everything and left with son to his father's place.
and the old man called...and the old man called again..and the old man......and i beh tahan...i realised must be real serious...THEN HOW CUM SIBEIKANG COULD STILL TELL ME "EVERYTHING'S OK...WHY U THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG BETWEEN US?"
yes. there was really BIG SOMETHING WRONG.....
all my kaypoh bugs told me called the wifey to find out which i did ...and my god!...i realised all this while i had been conned by sbk to believe it was the fault of the wifey...
i even started a thread to tell people to be careful...u know...SWEET DR JEKYLL AND HIDEOUS MRS HYDE.....pai seh...this goon was being abused and misused!...ketok..and cheated...conned and smoked...by someone jerk who did so much wrong...and still got the audacity to bad smeared his wife...tsk..tsk!...really really bad BAD BOY, sbk!!....
IF U R READING THIS...i hv to tell u....my destiny with u is ending soon....god bless u!...keep doing what u like...keep hurting another girl...another someone's beloved daughter...and soon u will have all the ill effect returning to u...in multiple folds and with all the interests accrued!...ornitoufo...i surrendered my fatih and trust in u....u go face ur karma now..the day i am out of ur picture.....;9(
i still worry for u...my encounter with u and ur tribe to enlighten u all..and hope make u more humane and grasp ur compassion...is a total failure! :(....u have morphed into someone more evil our of my estimation...GOOD LUCK...AND GOOD BYE FOR NOW!....sorry...no more free timsum from now on..no more free coolie and free filipino maid services from me any more...i know i was exploited...abused and misused...but my intention was to let u see ur evil..which u refused to acknowledge...and continue to create more evil...sowing more suffering seeds....
ur wifey suffers...ur son suffers.....ur mum suffers.....ur old man suffers.....ur brother sibeipine suffers....and NOW I SUFFER FOR NOTHING!...guan wo pi si!!
let this be my last warning to u...WHATEVER UR ACTION U DO,....AND U SOW THE SEEDS OF EVIL INSTEAD OF THE SEED OF COMPASSION...THE EFFECT WILL BEFALL ON UR INNOCENT CUTE CUTE SON....
THE SINS OF THE FATHER FALL ON THE SON...u urself was always telling me this...
good luck..and good bye sibeikang....i really do hope u could grasp ur inner compassion too...until that day...i will still be chanting for u...for u to discard all ur lusty ignorances and attachment......bye...
sorry...for getting too personal....i sensed he was reading this too....and this morning...i was cursed and yelled at for nothing...
it shows only a fool still attachment to his ignorance...and stupidly thinking he is still doing the right thing...and so be ti!
he will face his own consequences now...i have done my part as a concerned brother...i have failed miserably! :(....and ornitoufo to him....
let me washed up my teary face...before i continue...sorry....;9(
.....to be cont'd

THE SUFFERING WIFE IN SILENCE

me and my tua kaypoh!!..
yes..the story continues...it's now the weeping wifey's turn...
me meeting her..and bringing her to my temple and hope she could find some solace there...and maybe an answer with her settled heart and tranquil mind when she has achieved that...
so wish me luck...I M OFF NOT TO MEET HER....and yes..her side of the story will continue...i think it's going to be a yee lai chan's melodrama sob soap drama...haahaa...;9)
stay tuned!
THE SUFFERING WIFE IN SILENCE.......;9)


From:
ÎÚÅ« (KUNTAKINTE)
3-Jul 02:02
To:
leetahsar
1986 of 2009

83628.1986 in reply to 83628.1985
Bro,
Read your story about your soon to divorce friend and his wifey ordeal.
In my life, I try to help people of all sorts. When it comes to family matters, I usually take a step back. Be it husband and wife, parents and children, brothers vs sisters, brothers vs brothers, sisters vs sisters, and etc, I will try not to interfere.
Why ? HOW COULD I ?? They have been living together more than me !! They know their shortcomings and worst, they have their hidden secrets or their dark sides that they would not want to reveal.
In your case of your friend, be it teetujias and what not, the husband must be prepared to face the consequences, so do the wife !!
I have seen cases where these china mei meis fend pregnancy to get moronic Sporn men to marry them. These moronic Sporn men believe them without 2nd thoughts...... Yes, to me, they are moronic but how could they be so blinded ? It is because of their choice..... like in Buddhist teaching, every incident, every phenonmenon, there are consequences and choices. One has to decide because every decision will bring about positive and negative effects and results. The worst can happen is that the individual does not have the "wisdom" to choose and decide.
With reference to your friend. He could possibly be looking at the comfort and availabilities at hand. Possibly, he did not delve into the consequences when all dust settle. Is he prepared for it ? Another thing, he could be living for the day and tomorrow is just another day . . . . .
How could you help ? Definitely not as a "go-in-between" to sort things out because they have their own dark sides or linens which you may not know. Yes, you may say that they have none, but, how do you know ? You can help them to get some insights which is not exactly enlightenment . . . . . but near to it. In every situation, we achieve greatness when we are able to rationalize it and achieve positive outcome. Because, because, in every situation, it is a test for the individual. When I accidentally fractured my leg, it is a test for me to see how I could get myself out of the situation to be a better person. When I broke off with my long time gf, it is a test for me to see how much I treasure the one I loved and how much she treasured me in return. When we did not work out, it could simply mean that we did not have any treasures between 2 of us despite having many memorable moments together. We could have sparks here and there, on and off. But, we were not burning !! We do not have that burning desire to be together, burning feelings that bind us, that burning needs to have each other.... we were treating each other like social escorts.... it was bound to fail but, we did not see it. We were blinded.......

THE FINAL ODYSSEY OF SIBEIKANG

my good brother pal sbk is in the rut now...wifey chinjiagong finally has enough with him and his teetujias. she's packing up and leaving the house now with her son sisuagong. she isn't leaving for her mum's house at east coast...but going to his dad's place in yishun.
yes. chinjiagong parents are divorced when she was young. her rolanto calibre father marries a cheena mei mei...meaning she's bring her son to her step cheena mother to ask her to look after her step grandson...
would u think a cheena mei mei married to a sinkie would look after somebody's daughter's son...her step grandson?
obviously no right. the probability is she may agree to handle chinjiagong's son..but in reality she would just chuck her step grandson aside when no one is looking...agree?
this few days i was with sibeikang accompanying doing all the mattresses delivery....i din quite like it cos being his "free flippino maid", i sometime end up spending quite an amount of money...he's called SIBEIKANG not for nothing ok...cos he's damn kang!...i would end up paying his drinks, his meals...and my bus fare home...;9(
but anyway, for the sake of his family especially his very cute and intelligent son...I WILL DO IT...AND TRY MY BEST TO RECONCILE THE COUPLE..FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR SON...anyway, his old man asked me to help him...cos he dreads losing his grandson whom he dots very very much...
so begins my bo liao kaypohness once more..haahaa..;9)

"kang, how's ur relationship with wifey so far now?" i casually asked sbk while in his pirate ship lorry...pirate ship cos i knew i was going to be free coolie for that day....*sigh*!..:(
"aiyah!....why everyone suspects there's something wrong between us huh?", he replied rather irritated.
"ok lor!...u tell me lies...then ur get lies answer lor...u tell me the truth...i give u a true solution...up to u!!" now my turn to get exasperated. "guan wo pi si!!....i m being a fat kaypoh only!!"
sbk was silent momentarily. then he revealed, "this kinda woman, dun want also ok one lah....she wants to leave...then she jolly well can fuck off lor!"
then his handphone rang. "hello, teetujia.....hahaaha..yes..yes...blah..blah..blah..."
shit! here his marital problem was rocking and his family was breaking apart...and there he was already flirting...again with ttj......i almost wanted to smack him sharply across his cheek!
"kang, u know my bloody old fuck at home is also sucking teetu juices hor?" i said. "do u know how do spider spirits operate?"
"blah..blah...blah...yes..yes...talk to u later..." sbk got another new call from another teetu, an insurance girl. "yes tahsar, what's that u were talking?"
"shit, KANG!....DO U KNOW HOW THE TEETUS OPERATE OR NOT?" i repeated.
"huh?...what...?" he was blurred by my question.
i gave him a stern look and began my explanation. "the mission of all the teetus is to create havoc in the family...sow discord between husb and wife...so that the husband will be itchy and keeps thinking of the faked gentleness of the teetus....and he will long to be them...then with the wifey...u r deeply poisoned by ur ttj!!!"
"no sar...why everyone thinks me and ttj got something on??" he explained. "we just friends only...."
"what friends?....she asked u to send her to airport ...u send...and left her sportscar with u...and u zoom it around to show off to ur FOSC members...and drove me around with it....got so good friend one meh???...she could ve taken a taxi there, why bother u?"
silence.
"your old man is so worry about u and requested me to help u and wifey reconcile. he told me she's leaving with his doting grandson...ur father's sad u know, kang?...and so is ur mum who looks after ur son for 3 yrs....and u like pretending nothing to me ...everything's ok....u always lie...to wifey...and even to me...what else can anyone trust u??"
i paused to observe his expression...i noticed tears welling up in his eyes...."so what are u going to do to salvage ur marriage...dun make ur son pays for ur sins...or the SINS OF THE PARENTS!!"
"dunno sar...." he stuttered. "i ledi dunno....it's not salvaging the marriage...it's that i gave up on this bitch already...she's so vengeful and unforgiving..she's using my son as a trump card against me..and my parents....i hate her for that...and i wish she can fuck off asap!"
that astonished me!....how was i to continue....there's no way i can help now...his love for his wife was like dead...and how can me a bo liao kaypoh revive that lost love between a couple?
"kang...u r a father and a husband...u ve to act responsibly...how can u be so flirtious and romeo..." i began my preaching. " if u want this sort of life...u shouldn't marry u know...whatever bad action u sow....ur son will end up with the bad effect....do u know that or not???!!!"
silence. wiping droplets of tears from his eyes, sbk was too ashame to look at me. he looked out of the lorry's window....and sniffled.
"kang....try and win back ur wife's love....like when u first courted her..." i added.
"no sar, i give up liao...my love for her is dead...and pls dun bother about us anymore...the seal is moulded already...i just hate to see her now...SHE MAKES ME SICK!!" there were unexplained hatred in his voice.
why???...why when he courted her...and they were indulged in romance..they were so loving...why the change of hearts?...why has love turned to bitterness now?...who's fault is it?
i m at a loss of words and wits now.....

...to be cont'd
I WAS SO GRATEFUL TO THE PARENTS OF CHINJIAGONG FOR GIVING ME SUCH A WONDERFUL LOVING WIFE.... i rewound this testimony of words spoken by sbk during his wedding speech...me damn good photographic memory.... silence again...... "kang....i m now very very worried for ur cute clever son....i hope ur sins dun fall onto him...u and wifey...and everyone who loves ur son will regret for the rest of ur life....", i gravely told sbk. he was shocked. his eyes almost gorged out. "what?" he asked. "your wifey's mum is a mei mei cheena stepmum...u think she's here to look after someone else's child meh?" i queried him. "and her father's pigeonhole is on the highest floor without any window grilles...ur son is very cheeky and active u know hor?...what if he tries a superman after watching SUPERMAN...then how?" "then his mother will regret for the rest of her miserable life..." "his mother?...and who are u then?" silence...... so be it..the couple has decided....and today his son and wife are not longer with him. she's filing for separation...and 3 yrs later shall be officially divorced. HE should be a happy free man. back to his swinging rolanto bachelorhood. he can have his lustful fill of teetujuices from different teetus....24/7...god bless him!...;9( it's his cute clever son, i worry the most. i told him if he's going to see his son, bring me along...i wanna to see and sense what kinda of step cheena grandma his son is facing daily... and i told him...if i sense she is hopeless evil kind, we grab the son and bring him back to his loving maternal grandmum who has devotedly looking after her grandson for more than 3 yrs... how would the final odyssey for sibeikang going to end?...my 3rd and worst prediction already coming true earlier than i anticipated...i dun want to read his yunchi any more.... i dread the outcome...and so let it be....may the buddha has mercy...and protects his son...keeps him safe from the sins his parents especially his father's going to commit....bless him...and ornitoufo to sisuagong....may he live as normal as possible a boy from a broken up family at such tender age.... ornitoufo to sbk and his wifey....may they come to terms with their silly childish immaturity...and may they awaken to the ignorance and foolishness of their minds...their stupid self egoism..and their selfish thought about themselves without sparing a consideration for their clever cute cute son... i am very sad...my heart aches. i am weeping within....cos i failed as a brother to reconcile them....ornitoufo......'9( .......to be cont'd??

GAYS & LESBIANS ACQUAINTANCES and QUEER ENCOUNTERS

shall i start my lts stories on the gays and lesbos encountering...some comical...come sad...some garang...some direct...and some even propose to marry me....men whom i dun even seen or know...haahaa....;9)..
and lesbos who turn their problems whinning onto me...and in the end i become their DADDY.....;9)
and the teetukias from way way remote china areas.....er..who are now paiseh...my godsons...haahaa...;9)
yes, the gays and lesbos are diversities of life...a different queer lifestyles that gradually evolved....the next millenium lifestyle??
most of them have some sort of emotional problems.....and they find it better to cope when they fall in love with their same sex....homosexuality....
it's very very complex....something that can be very impromptu and unexpected could just come from them.....like..er...showing themselves in the cam to u - the total stranger - and then does a live floor show all the way.....to climax....MY GOD!
shall i tell all these colorful XXX stories?.....what would the readers think?.....would they engrave me as a teetukong which luckily i am not.....ME A MONK WANNABE...and definitely NO SEX PLEASE! type....
hmmm....me chant first...and see should i start ..........
ornitoufo.....;9)

ENCOUTER WITH A BROKE-UP LESBO COUPLE

the funny thing is i acquainted with both the butch and bitch couple....and both have msn me quite often until they abrupt split up....i dunno their reason....Y only mentioned a "3rd party" intrusion.....
and that's my dear friends is only an example of lesbian affair....
completed the world is getting to be...is this gay love and gay co-habiting the next new lifestyle of the 22nd century??
i wonder....has the world change?...who is the old one we live in is being restricted by too many rules and regulations??
....do u want me to continue with my even more bolder homophobic encounters?

THE GAYS AND LESBOS ENCOUNTERS

ok...ok...i think i better do it...dun want to procrastinate further lest i forget everything about my uncanny encounters with gays and lesbos. their way of thinking...and their finally queer sexual preferences....
let me start of with this lesbo....poor thing was dumped by her gf....and she was sad...and this was what transpired in our msn:

Bob says:
hi boy! how's everything with u?
Bob says:
let me guess u r in CC?
Y says:
lik tat lo
Y says:
ya bingo nw at cc
Bob says:
??like what
Bob says:
how...get lyn back?
Bob says:
aiyah...maybe u try getting a hunk lah...
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Bob says:
yes seeing u know..
Y says:
dunno wor
Bob says:
goodness...the light makes u look like a spirit..
Y says:
tink she not cming back liao lo
Bob says:
u r rather slim u know ...
Bob says:
and goodness pretty leh...
Bob says:
i jus saw a smile...
Y says:
hahaaaaa.......
Bob says:
yes..laughing now....
Y says:
where got pretty
Bob says:
ya...lah....a bit makeup here and there..u should be gorgeous chiobu...
Bob says:
how old are u ...er..girl?
Bob says:
look...up a bit..i can see ur forehead...very dark...
Y says:
30yrs old lo
Bob says:
ya...lookup...quick lah..dun be shy...
Bob says:
yes..u got high cheek bones...a beauty in disguise..
Bob says:
so why u 2 broke up...
Bob says:
and my goodness...u r a plain jane...
Y says:
got 3rd party lo
Bob says:
a bit of ici...will have the guys whistling man!!!
Bob says:
what 3rd party...a butch or a guy
Bob says:
and how can that be leh?
Y says:
is a butch lo
Bob says:
i tot both of u are so sisters...
Y says:
nw they staying 2gether ma
Bob says:
why suddenly a change of heart...
Bob says:
and what about u..got kicked out of the house?
Y says:
nope.b4 tat i hv rent hse v her
Bob says:
poor thing...
Y says:
so nw jz me oni at hme
Y says:
her heart so fast change
Bob says:
oic...and alone...
Bob says:
yes girl...the heart changes by a blink of an eye...
Bob says:
nothing is permanent here..
Bob says:
it would be best u find a hunk to love...than a bitch u fall in love...
Bob says:
can u imagine..what ur life would lead u ....when u luv a girl...say...20yrs later???
Bob says:
by then... lah..girl..u will be a lau char bo...no more coe u know...
Y says:
hahaaaaa.......
Y says:
bcme lau cha bo oso nvm la
Bob says:
so..do u think that long or not...or just for the few yards of pleasure infront of u...
Bob says:
aiyo..u very tee kee leh..when u reach there the time...dun say i din warn u in advance hor...
Bob says:
u r pretty what...quite feminine u know...
Bob says:
and in ur prime....
Bob says:
hook a golden tortoise...
Bob says:
shag him half dead...and u own his bank account liao...
Y says:
heheeeeee......
Y says:
im not so pretty ma
Bob says:
then...when u r really loaded..u go do the things u wanna lah...
Bob says:
...uncle goon hor...
Bob says:
but quite practical leh...
Bob says:
i told myself..if next life i be born again..I WANNA BE WOMAN...shag the man half dead...and own his fat bank account..
Y says:
haaaaaaa.......my papa make me smile oni
Bob says:
but seriously...dun u want a family...er...a man to really truly loves u...for the rest of ur life...
Bob says:
oh..then i be ur godfather lor...CALL IN THE MAFIA...
Bob says:
so now how...u stays alone....??
Y says:
heheeeee......u b my godfather lo
Y says:
yup alone nw
Bob says:
what about ur family...dun u stay with them..since er...now u out of job...
Y says:
but lucky my fren cme to stay v me
Bob says:
the money ...how..headache u know...when come to rent paying time
Bob says:
oh shit...another er..butch???
Y says:
yup.is butch oso
Bob says:
...i dun mean to offend...but seriously...i always pressure my sisters to get married...
Bob says:
and yes..they all get married..except the super rich one...that i m keeping for myself..SHE'S MY SUPER DUPER JACKPOT...
Y says:
daddy....act nw got other gal love me.but i cant accept her till nw cz i still love lyn
Bob says:
no lah...she's so freaking rich..i think she will be ok...and survive..she got me around what...
Bob says:
aiyo...u means lesbo 's love so complicated and gluey type one meh...
Bob says:
unlike the gays..
Bob says:
shoot bak...grab...poke...release... and good luck...game finish..NEXT TARGET...
Bob says:
and by the way...me no...me very decent..
Bob says:
and me going to be monk wannabe..so...NO SEX PLS..
Bob says:
and now ready for this..and rotfl...ready?
Bob says:
me...still...a virgin..in 24k mint condition...front and back...
Bob says:
by the way...how do u find my look?...a sotong king...a blur kind...or a ugly like fuck..lau han koo..
Y says:
haaaaa......my daddy look so gentle 1 ma
Bob says:
wait...let me show u this great swordsman pose...and standby to laugh ur guts out..
Y says:
ok
Bob says:
there...i m yang guo...
Y says:
haaaa.....where got lik a yang guo wor?
Bob says:
a fat one...lah...
Bob says:
yang guo skinny...me double the size...double the fun...
Y says:
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....................
Y says:
daddy make me laugh oni
Bob says:
wait..who's daddy..urs or u calling me...no joke
Bob says:
so fast...
Bob says:
or u rather i be this joker here...tangsan chang...
Y says:
call u daddy la
Y says:
not joke la
Bob says:
me now hor..infested with all the teetukongs u know...
Bob says:
everyone wants a pc of my 24k mint meat...mati lah...
Bob says:
they wanna poke me..raped me brutally..suck me dried...or ask me to shag them from dusk to dawn...wow lau...all these teetus so garang...
Bob says:
or ask me to hump them...bonk them... with them...my god!!
Bob says:
so i told them..CAN WE BE PALS FIRST...and the become limp...and left me alone....never to msn me again...
Bob says:
u will be surprise...i got personal housecall from them...no joke..
Bob says:
really gave me a shock...one moment...flirting with them...the next day..they were at my doorstep...siao liao..
Bob says:
then my trademark..CAN WE BE PAL lst?...and they left disappointed..shit!!!
Bob says:
ur cc is in jb or sgp...
Y says:
in jb la
Bob says:
how cheap?
Y says:
at sg so xpensive leh
Bob says:
ya...15mins...1.50
Bob says:
like typing gold here..
Bob says:
and u din look for new job???
Y says:
still looking 4 new job here
Bob says:
does the butch behave like the teetukongs...so impatient...see..gets horny...erecting...and want to hump liao...do ur PLU..does the same pattern?
Bob says:
if i dress up...i bet i look like this fattie girl...
Bob says:
wait i change..and then u comment....
Bob says:
Bob says:
there u see...my pals told me SAM TIM HAR IS MY TWIN SISTER..
Bob says:
sum...or shen dian xia.....so related hor...
Bob says:
this my chiobu indo gf...coming to get me soon..better think of an evil scheme to dump her for good!!!
Bob says:
cannot lah...
Bob says:
me not suitable for her...
Bob says:
she's only 30...me XX....u oredi calling me godfather the mafia...
Bob says:
how to marry her...
Bob says:
people will say..IS THAT UR FATHER WALKING WITH U?
Y says:
haaaa........can marry her if ay 1 ma
Bob says:
..then how..i have to put paperbag over my head...
Y says:
haaa.....no nee la
Bob says:
cannot lah...she actually deserted me once..told me she got freaking rich indo bf...then now..dumps bf..a.nd comes for me...
Y says:
jz say v them tat is ur wife ;lo
Bob says:
or maybe kena dump...so play high class tell me she dumps him..
Y says:
heheeeee.............
Bob says:
anyway..she's young...and freaking rich u know...
Bob says:
she owns a 3 storeys spa centre in jarkata...and planning another branch..
Bob says:
father owns 2 petrol kiosks here in sgp...
Bob says:
marry her..definitely good for me...but bad for her...leh...
Bob says:
and me very piggy chauvinistic type u know..
Bob says:
ya hor...i can shag her..and her bank account is mine..then shag his father..and his is mine too..
Bob says:
and i will be rich..rich...RICCCCCCCCCCH!!!...siao liao..
Y says:
eeeeee..........can ma
Bob says:
ya why not...me still haven't used my front and back..
Bob says:
and my back is so round and big u know..my butts...swee swee like aug 15...
Y says:
a r so funny leh
Y says:
muacs
Bob says:
ya lah..if not how to cheer u up...
Bob winks:
Play "Kiss"
Bob winks:
Play "Heart"
Bob says:
it's quite late now u know...11.30pm...shouldn't u be getting home...
Y says:
eeee......ur son will love u 4ever
Bob says:
jb robber town leh...not dangerous for a petite pretty girl like u meh??
Y says:
will b going hme later lo
Bob says:
me no son...lah...no t married dear...
Bob says:
see what chow yun fatt hinting to u...
Y says:
eeee.....im ur son lo
Y says:
is godson ma
Bob says:
huh...u taking drug or what..
Bob says:
paint urself with ici..i match make u to a real goondu joker...
Bob says:
not me of course...some one else..
Bob says:
THE GAYS AND LESBIANS...are a world of illusion....very hard for any of the ideal dreams to materialise...
Bob says:
and by the time u realise it...hua er..du xie le...
Bob says:
the flower would have shrinked....
Bob says:
it's like my this popular saying...
Bob says:
EMPTINESS IS FORM....FORM IS EMPTINESS...
Bob says:
WHAT U SEE NOW IS NOT REALLY WHAT U R SEEING...
Bob says:
WHAT U R NOT SEEING..IS REALLY WHAT U SHOULD SEE...my dear...girl...!
Bob says:
prajnaparamita heart sutra...
Y says:
ya i nw a
Bob says:
if u r born...a girl...u act like a girl...
Bob says:
if u born boy ..u act like a boy...
Bob says:
if girl wants to be boy instead...she create inequilibrium within herself..
Bob says:
and that my dear...leads to suffering....
Bob says:
and vice versa...and that's why most gays die of AIDS...game over..for a moment folly of lust of the flesh...sad...u know...
Y says:
ya lo
Bob says:
and me..dunno how i got into this ...
Bob says:
i found out already...
Y says:
but wat can o wor
Bob says:
my ding niece...playing a funny joke on me...
Bob says:
she told me..if u dun marry that...indo gf...u marry a DANNY LEE...shit..
Bob says:
and she puts me up ...and that's where all the teetus now come a visiting..
Bob says:
...this girl....of mine really very cheeky ...
Bob says:
and goodness...i think i am quite hot...
Bob says:
look stupid..and blur...but hot..
........msn ended cos her cybercafe's time's up.....

LEETAHSAR THE CHOC TASTER

i just completed my gce 'o' and was waiting for the results..it was a 6 mths wait...what to do?
work lor...and it so happen ALLIED CHOCOLATE once located at tanglin halt got opening for quality control guys. i was staying in q'town...so very near home. i went for the interview...
during the interview, there were a HR guy, a lau kuay bu head of the quality control dept...and her assistant, another lau chiobu...
infront on me was small pieces of chocolate without the wrappers. those wer called NEAPOLITANS..small rectangular piece of different flavoured chocs.
so they tested me on the spot. asked me to differentiate what flavor was what...me got everyone correct...milk, vanilla..and even the orangey one...steady right?
yes...i was hired!
my job: quality control..duties: PAID TO EAT AND TASTE CHOC...EVERY HOUR...i.e 8 X a day.
i was suppose to check on the choc raw material called cocoa massa. it was a piece of possessed raw choc round block. each was like 25kg....all stacked up neatly...
so off i went to the cool room. i lifted a piece to scrap some sample for the rest of the girls quality control team to test...
my god! guess what was below the circular block...a pancaked dried up BAT..yes...and with the round shape background, it looked like BATMAN insignia...yucks!
next piece, i lifted up...worst...a pancaked cat..dunno how low dead and pancaked...next piece...green color ...overgrown with algae...oh my god!!...i was going to puke!...imagine i had been tasting and enjoying all those sample those factory girl sent to the lab for me to taste and write report about it...
and here...i found for my self....dried up pancake bat, cat, algae..and dunno what ...i dread to lift any more....
u know what they do to it?
they throw everything of this yucky massa into a big cooker. melted them, filter them...and mixed in the sugar, milk, cocoa butter, flavoring...and mould it out as chocolate like TWINKLES, NEAPOLITAN, DRAGEES, TABLET...etc...for the consumer...
everything dissolved already...and there u r eating all the extra bits and dunno what inside...yucks!!!.....
the lab did some test on the sample i collected..and u won't want to know the dire results...NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION...
do u know by right all these massa should be destroyed...but no...they marked them and then sent to some more underdeveloped countries like indonesia where they would use it...and then maybe returned the end products here to sell....
unscrupulous business tactics!
i wrote a very honest and of course bad report on the findings...and handed it in...however, all was silence....
after sometime, i went back to the cool store room and found all the condemned massa missing....i asked the production engineer. he said all utilised already melted into chocolate and made into bars and tablets...
guess where did the finished products go?
to our army ns boys as energy food in their jungle training ration...my god!! how can like that???
yes, it was supplied to the army...our army!....
so i bo bian..and bo chap...helpless what?...what could i do?
i continued my daily routine works lor...
then the best part was one day, they sent some nuts sample. of course i suppose to roast them, eat them and comment on the quality...
shiok u know!...i got macadamia, brazilian, hazelnuts, almonds...fresh one...me just threw everything into the oven except the macadamias where were already processed when imported from australia...that one i supped on the spot...like dunno how many grams i ate man...
i ate so much nuts that for that day lunch, i actually skipped...full already what...haahaa..;9)
the brazilian nuts was the most expensive...and the most delicious...big, crunchy...and simply heaven to munch them...
so after makan...chopped a big PASS on all the nuts sample lor...
these nuts later would be coated with chocolate and turned into a product we called DRAGEES...or nut coated chocolates...
i worked there for almost 2 months already. and part of my work was that the company driver would drive me to the big warehouse where they kept all the cocoa beans imported from different countries...
GHANA produces the best ..the most fragrance beans...and i had to take quantitative sample from the mountainous stacks and stacks of gunny sacks containing the cocoa beans....
these samples i would bring back to the lab...me so the physical testing. my tongue, nose and sight came into play..
must observe for tiny insects....a kind of choc weevils. must lick the cut up raw beans...and taste it to see if they are sour, bitter or rancid....and must smell the flavour for "muskiness"..etc...
the weevils part was very interesting...u could tell whether there was or not. so i clever...i put some suspiciously selected beans into a container...left it aside...and true enough a few days later, weevils started appearing from the beans....
so we did an estimation on the amount of weevils produced...if it was way beyond the limit set...the whole shipment of beans would have to be rejected...supposed to be such theorectically...but dunno company got carried out the action or not....that part..me dunno so was my dept....
it was a month now...it was pay day. on the same day there was an open house choc sales only to employees....so me got my paid and went to see what chocs on offered lor...
wow!...many different kind...v h choc was originally from holland u know...so we had those imported all the way from holland...the LIQUOR FILLED TYPE choc..yum yum!
so i bought...almost $100+ i brought back all the chocs happily to belanja my family and maybe my friends too...
when i reached home thinking i got a good bargain...i was utterly shock to discover what was inside the choc when i opened up the wrappers...
MOTHS...tiny ones...many started flying out of one of the box of expensive choc...i was furious...how can the company sell this type of products to own stuffs??? i look closely at another box...eek!!...tiny worms shits...i could bet and sense there were worms inside there too....so i didn't unwrap...
i was mad. the next day, i din turn up to work anymore...i called to resign..utterly disappointed with this evil choco company...
i brought all those sickening unwrappped suspicious chocs to the MINISTRY OF ENVIRONMENT...there i officially filed a complain...and i told them where to locate all the hideous cocoa massa raw choco...and when on the spot i opened up the boxes of chocs..yes..u guess it!!...moths started flying..and worms crawling everywhere inside....:(....
u know what...my head of dept called me suddenly a few days after my resignation whether i went to file a complain...she said the company kena summon for like 5 figures..and she was actually pleased with what i had done...she told me...i did right...as a quality controller...she couldn't bring herself to do the same thing...cos of her livelihood...and for that she admired me for my guts..haahaa...;9)
and that ends the story of the yucky van houten chocolate job...the unscrupulous way of those so called foreign company that set shop here....and do this sort of dishonest business!
up till today...i rather eat any other brand of chocolate...but never van houten!!!
and the factory had since closed shop liao...or shifted out other countries....no more in sinkietown....
the end.

more stories please.....

From:
xXxTripleX
22-Jun 15:03
To:
leetahsar
1884 of 1967

83628.1884 in reply to 83628.1882
Hey Lee, anymore interesting stories??? I but popcorn and standby liao!!!


From:
leetahsar
22-Jun 16:37
To:
xXxTripleX
1885 of 1967

83628.1885 in reply to 83628.1884
me dillydally whether to tell the gays and lesbos XXX + X encounters...
if i write...sure many will imprint me as one of those teetukongs...but me monk wannabe....NO SEX PLS...just my uncanny weird encounters with them...i do not ostracise them...i treat them like any normal pals...and they...my goodness...treat me like a piece of delicious delectable tang san chan...haahaa...;9)
shall i start one...and see how's the response like?...i got like a handful of colourful and alluring encounter...and no...my moon is still as bright as AUG 15..not adulterated...and so is my lupcheong.....my bloodhound is properly and discplinarily trained.....haahaa...;9)


From:
BabaEro11
22-Jun 17:00
To:
leetahsar
1886 of 1967

83628.1886 in reply to 83628.1881
Here is Palawan Bitch:
http://www.palawan.net/TRATTORI/palawan.htm
http://www.palawan.com/

THE TEETUS WHO WANTED TO FEAST ON ME

my cute cute big eyed niece was interrogating me one day.
"Uncle sar...how cum u dun want that indo chiobu....that rich girl who always buys presents for u?" my kaypoh cute niece asked.
"why u so kaypoh huh?" i would retort her back. "Go do ur homework and stop asking!"
"ok, lor...." she was quite offended. "u dun want her...i get somebody else for u...haahaa..." she gave me an evil snigger.
and the next day i knew...i was in msn...and many dunno who or what or where came all these teetujias, teetumah...teetukong, teetulauhankoos...and even tiny little teetukias....my god!!
CUTIE LEE!!!...u and ur joke is going too far out!!!
and that started my encounters with all the teetus in the world....coming to infest me......i talked to good ang mor teetu as far as holland...and italy..and cheena teetus from remote places i din even know...what helongjiang...zhejiang....and even henan...where i adopted a teetukia as my cheena godson....
that i had shared with u all liao..haahaa...;9)
latest update about my henan godson: he's doing very very well now in school. He has learned to come to terms with himself...and finally understand his own father's love and concern for him...after much counselling from me...of course...
and he even showed me his old man and mum in cam....so cute...and sweet little happy family...I was indeed glad i got this affinity with him.
his father even invited me over. i can stay in their humble home. both of he and his wife are miners. HENAN is a mining province. and yuan told me he won't want to end up as a miner.
so i motivated him to study hard. get good grades and maybe can win some scholarship to come over here to study....once if he able to get here, then godfather me will look after him. he is welcome to live in my pigeonhole. i got another spare room...and my weird IT FT tenant was telling me, he might be leaving for further studies in australia once he saves enough....
and speaking of my weird IT FT tenant, he now aw ka liao with me....of course lah...i look after him too like my own son....provide him with free instant noodles of all the available ones in the market...and eggs...and coffee...and fruits...and titbits...and etc...and now even vcds...and magazines...so many things..
the rent he pays only benefitted my horny lauhankoo who uses it to fuck spiders in hyaadai...regular monthly session...:(
so back to my gay encounters. there were so many...
let me start with the one who came all the way from HK....to meet me....and asked me to be his lover...my god...A HAIRY macho handsome guy in his 30s....asking me to be his ...of all things...LOVER....can u imagine.
he was msning me for a couple of weeks...and suddenly one fine day, i got an email and he told me the next day he would be here ....just to meet up with me..
true enough, he was here at my queenstown mrt station. he called and i went there to receive him and brought him all the way to my humble pigeonhole...
oh...no nothing XXX happened!..pleassse!!...me monk wannabe...NO SEX PLS!
yes...he did hint to me whether i stay alone...theoretically YES...i stay alone...but next door is my parents' pigeonhole...so like alone...like not.
he was hinting whether he could have a "good time" with me. this blur sotong initially dunno what he meant by "good time"....so he said he would love me to bonk him...oh..that "good time"...i was englightened..haahaa...;9)
and no...me just told him...CAN WE BE PALS lst??...and he was so so disappointed...and was quiet as we walked towards my blcok....a sudden change in his enthusiasm....
well, i showed him around my pigeonhole...my massive room with the massive bed which i sleep alone...and my other unit...
and we chit chat. ....and i made him my taiwanese TONG DING OLOONG CHA....and invited him to try my nearly bought I-DESIRE OSIM massage chair...and we chatted..and joked..
He told me his life story...
he told me he hated his parents especially mum....she dumped them. he got another sister...and after that his father also ran away leaving he and his older sister to fend for each other at a very tender age...AND HE HATED BOTH THE PARENTS!
he spoke with such hatred and anger...i felt sad for him....i felt his inner pain...his sadness...his lack of parental love...and..and..i couldn't help it...i just hugged him...and let him wept on my shoulder.....
i told him...he must forgive his parents....he must...cos no matter what wrong they had done to him and his sister by abandoning them...they were after all his parents who gave him life.....
and only by forgiving them, then he could lessen his pain from within...and be able to grasp his inner compassion...he wept further...poor guy...so macho...so hairy..and wetting my tee shirt....
after he had cried his fill....he thanked me....he was glad he came and found me...and so...we ended up...as pals lor...not lovers hor...PALS...good friends...
and he told me if i ever come to HK..remember to call on him...and my god!...he stays in YUEN LONG..the furthers from the city...u cross this place, it's mainland china liao...
ok...will call him...if i go HK..and so...after sipping our tea...i sent him back to the mrt...where he took to return to his hotel....
and that was my first emotional encounter with the first teetukong from HONGKong...
want some more???...haahaa....;9)
the horny CEO from jakarta...next...

response from a reader TRIPLE X

From:
xXxTripleX
22-Jun 18:52
To:
leetahsar
1894 of 1967

83628.1894 in reply to 83628.1887
Wah, U ah... So anything happened or not? Honestly did u...???
Got somemore or not? With the girls...???

From:
leetahsar
23-Jun 10:31
To:
xXxTripleX
1895 of 1967

83628.1895 in reply to 83628.1894
yes...before all this was a butch falling out of love....knocked off by another butch competitor for her gf...and her gf is one LYDIA SUM...fat..but cute...i know her too....;9)

NO..NOTHING HAPPEN!...it was tempting when people came all the way so far just to meet me up...and want my flesh...BUT ME PERSERVE...so well...CAN WE BE PAL lst has hence becomes my talisman against all these teetus...haahaa..;9)
if they really like me...we ended up as PALS lor...not bfs hor...PALS...platonic friends....me become their UNCLE AGONY....and heart to heart pals....and that's how i enter into their colorful gay world...but NO SEX PLS...me monk wannabe...haahaa...;9)

THE TEETUKONG WHO WAS ACCOSTED BY BOTAK MONK

wow!!...my retirement hasn't been so exciting until my niece CUTIE put me in msn..haahaa...;9)
i can help like one night...so many teetukongs(ttk)...and teetujias(ttj) msning me all at the same time...luckily for me, i m a lst class fast typist...and responding to so many msnes at the same was but a breeze to me..haahaa...;9)
ONE night, i got a weird msn from this ttk...he called himself BJ....no...no blowjob....just bj....ok...
poor guy! was at the brink of bankrupt....he set up his own business. but business wasn't good so he used his credit cards to get loan to tide over...and the interests alone was killing him now....it was like almost 3K+ a month....the interests alone..the interests compound from the interests accrued from the loan...my god...and his loan was like 150K!!!
poor bj!...he poured his woes to me...and asked me if i could give him some sexual relief....he joking hor???...so i blur blur started my bo liao prajnaparamita heart sutra preaching...and surprisingly.....he fell more in love with me...he called me the crazy monk JI GONG reincarnated....
after i preached blur blur to him, he said he was greatly enlightened...and i dun even know what i said...haahaa...;9)
anyway he was must happier after talking to me....and so i told him to give me his age...and my senses was tingling like anything then....and i gong gong out of the blue gave him a 4D number...i told him...buy small small...to hopefully help him tide over his next bank statement due....
and he mistook my small small....to bet on small...and precisely what he did...and u know what...HE KENA....3rd prize...SMALL...and he was estatic...!!! he kena like 5 figures!!! and thank me for asking him to buy SMALL SMALL...he bought like $50 small on the number i blur blur gave him..and he strike...SMALL...3RD PRIZE....almost 25K!!!
well...for the time being..i solved a couple of months payment for him....then he msn me diligently...everything he saw me on...
and i bo bian...and told him..that night i blur blur gave him number cos my senses was tingling like anything...and i dun propagate greed...and hope he understand...and dunno how...started preaching again to him....
and he told me...i was a buddha sent to help the gay...MY GOD!!!....no no...i told me..me no nothing...blur sotong...dun keep piling me with flatteries...i cannot tahan...!
then he told me...he actually was a buddhist...and that he knew shi min yi..the abbot of FOO HAI CHAN...and that one day he was talking to him...and suddenly this botak teetu asked him whether he was married or not...and whether he done those thing or not...how could monk talk like that leh???
he told me..that botak was hinting at him...and he scared and confused....and then he excused himself and charbuk!
and all my info about this teetu botak was from him..his mercz...his mercz car number...where he parked....and u know something...
botak loved the number 23...and every 23 of the month there would be a veggie buffet and puja at his temple......
so i asked him whether he still see the botak teetu..he said yes...but now he was more wary of his stance with him...and tried not to be tempted by him...he told bad to mix up with gay monk...very very bad luck..haahaa..;9)
and it was he who also directed to go to FOO HAI CHAN...and that's how...i knew where to hunt for the botak...but luckily when i was there, botak wasn't around...
i might make another trip there...maybe on a 23rd of the month...we shall see then...haahaa...;9)

LEETAHSAR, THE AGONY UNCLE FOR THE GAYS AND LESBOS....

BJ is a good man in his 50s and youngish looking...and after striking his 4D, he msn me every night and asked me to preach to him...what am i suppose to "preach"...i din even know i was preaching to him...
and actually in the end , he would ask me for numbers again....oh shit!!...and me started scolding him for being greedy...and this time really preached!
he sowed his causes and ended up with tons of debts as the effects...which showed he din know how to manage money...
U DUN TREASURE MONEY...MONEY LEAVES U!...i told him sternly...and that the lottery he striked was meant to tide him overly temporarily...
i fired my machine gun at him...and told him to get himself a job...the only way he could get some income to pay his next credit card dues...which was sooner than he thought...time seems to be flying these days...a blink of an eye...and it's already one year gone by!
after much firing, he was remorseful and surprisingly thanked me for awakening him to his real cause and problem...he was disillusioned...and he ended the conversation by telling me to stay on in the gay world..as an UNCLE AGONY to the gays...he said not many here are as steadfast and untempted by the lust of the flesh....well..me dunno...but looking at the numbers of people growing in my msn records....i think it's rather hard for me to stop...haahaa...;9)
so i just entertain them....so many from china...and yes...the next story i have will blow ur mind away....
i was invited to go over TORINO....remember the place in ITALY when my italian gf monica lives...the place where also they held the WINTER OLYMPIC GAMES...
now u all know where's TORINO is...and the next tale is weirder than i can imagine..this teetu stays next to my italian gf monica....my god!!!
stay tuned...the sinkie engieer who was tricked into ITALY...and now become a vessel of release for the italian gays....oooh..his blooming arsehole!!!...haahaa...;9)

THE SINKIE ITALIAN GAY GIGOLO

beng was a sinkie engineer of 29. he was an NTU graduate and one day met an 63 yr old italian working here....guess what?
they fell in love. after a couple of months of gay romancing, beng quit his high paying job. took out most of his saving and eloped with this teetulauhankoo italian to live with him in TORINO, italy....
and this begins our next funny XXX story of beng....who on reaching italian shore realised he was tricked....and now in order to survive was forced work for the teetulauhankoo italian...as a GAY GIGOLO...serving all kind of italian gays in his neighbourhood....poor beng....one fine day, i got msning from him...and here's how the story goes....
i asked him why din he fly back to sinkieland if he's unhappy there? he told me he can't cos his passport is held by his italian bf...the teetulauhankoo ang mor...
he got nothing there to do. it was very very boring to him. his bf suggested he solicit around the neighbourhood....the italians are crazy about asian i was told....
he added that i should go over and join him since i m retired. he said i made a super stud there and could easily get about 250 euros for each session..wah!...me was really flattered...haahaa...;9)
then i told him me got italian gf,monica staying at TORINO...and the address i gave him shock him. he told me it was like a few house away...and i tot a few houses means like block 1 to block 3...a few steps...
but no...a few houses mean like 45 minutes drive away..oh shit!! i was thinking in sinkie distant context...haahaa...;9)
so anyway we continued to msn quite regularly a few times a day and also during the night....he was my regular er..whiner u know...i mean he is alone in a strange country...and my goodness! he told me he was already 35 now which means he was already there like for 6 yrs......
to be cont'd.....

THE SINKIE ITALIAN GAY GIGOLO ....pt 2

beng msned me again today suddenly...it was day here but there in italy was like evening liao....

then beng asked me whether i would like to view "something"....view???....u mean the pc can see u one meh? i asked him....yes...silly...can...and so he tot me how to view him...so easily...just click ACCEPT can already...and my god...i nearly fell off my chair at what i saw!!

he let me see him...NAKED!!...dick erected...NAKED!! and next to him a very very hot bod ang mor...NAKED!!!...and also erected...
and without saying anything, i realised i was witnessing an actual live floor XXXX + X show...OH MY GOD!!!...what is the world becoming????....i was viewing a live performance of a man who was going to fuck another man....OH MY GOD!!

eek...! his dick stuck into his *yucks* mouth..and in and out...and in and out....*yucks*...GROSS!!!

then he lifted beng's thighs and OH MY GOD.....and in and out and in and out of the blackhole...goodness!!! i tot i wrote a XXX story of an orgy of HARDRCAFE...with the italians was imaginative...IT WAS NOW REAL...AND INFRONT OF ME...IN CAM...LIVE!!!

and the moaning..and oohing...and ahhing...oh my god!!!
then a loud scream...of ahhhhh...and oh my god!!!...the cums..huge loads of it....fired into beng's tummy...oh my god!!!..n the ang mor was also busy fondling beng's dick..and he also fired a big load...oh my god!!!
u know..i was squirming...and squirming in my chair as i witnessed the whole process....and yucks!...it was like watching a horror show leh...so gross!!! so...how i put it ...total indecency...not suitable for the faint hearted......haahaa...;9)

and anyay..what an experience !!!
.....and suddenly the cam was blacked out abruptly....and the msn session terminated......

later in the same day, beng msned me again...

"how was it?" he asked...

"GROSS!!" was my only answer....and he laughed. then i asked him why didn't he take precaution as i noticed they din used any condoms.
he told me that was ok. that fellow was carlo, his neighbour. he was clean, beng claimed...and he was married to a woman...NOT man...but bisexual...oh my goodness!!!

and i asked him how much did he make from that session...F O C....cos he liked him...and he was such great "lover"....!!! he told me if he encountered handsome and shiok hunks , he din charge them so that he could enjoy them again ...for free...for himself...OH MY GOD,...BENG!!!
so i told him that he wasn't really being tricked to do all those thingies...he was more or less love it...yes, he said..

then he turned gloomy....it was almost another year...it was approaching christmas. he was depressed cos usually back home in sinkieland, he would party and get lots of presents...but there in italy, he was all alone....and i tot i noticed tears welling up in his eyes...he showed himself to me in cam...and me a very very observant and detailed goon....;9)

"what's wrong beng?....i sense u r not happy..." i asked.

"yes...bob..." he hesitate in his answer." i miss home...and i miss my mum dearly.....i miss the food...i miss my sgp friends...and most...i miss my ex gf....."

"what??!!" i snapped. "YOU GOT A GF here???" ain't u gay?"

"no dear....more like bi....yes i got a gf...and i think she's still waiting for me....."

oh my god!!!...this was really getting very very complicated...and me with all my kaypoh cellls were now in full alert....;9)

he told me the good old days he was with his gf...how good he was in bed with her...(that's why she's still waiting for his return)...and it was already 6 yrs since he been there in italy...and she was still waiting......
and he missed her....the food...the friends...his mum....etc..etc..

finally he asked me about mediacorpse artistes ....Joking or not?...of all things...mediacorpse artistes...especially lee nan xing and zoe tay...joking or not??? i asked him....no he loved all those artistes...now that was a big surprise to me!

in end, he asked me whether i could send some local calenders with the chinese zodiac types...so no problem...i got many FOC...so i promised to send him...and together with it...i got a mediacorpse artistes calender and posted that along with it....

calenders were free...but hell the postage by air to italy was damn expensive...i paid almost $20 for the postage alone....;9(

he got the calenders...and thank me profusely ......now i seldom hear from him...wonder what happen to him...hope he is alright...i worry cos the last time i saw him, he was bald...he told me he was sick...

how can a sick person be bald ...unless he was undergoing some kind of chemotherapy....and i worry....cos i got a very bad feeling....he might have hit something big ...and bad...like maybe AIDS???....

i had not heard anything from there on since the last time he msned me to thank me for the calenders....wonder he is still alive or not....

choy! choy!!!....yes...HE'S ALIVE.......he still got a devoted sgp gf waiting here for his return.....i wonder why he gave me his home address, phone...and even his gf's hp...why???

like something he is hidding from me....i dun feel good...but i dunno how to get to the bottom of this...how to help him?

he's in torino thousands of miles away...me here in sinkieland...i told him to look for my italian gf...and mentioned to her my name...she should be able to help him...she's rich what...owns an ancient haunted castle u know......but i dunno...and am still waiting one day for him to msn me again...or maybe...he's already..........

er...have u all have enough???
got more u know..the indo boy who is super rich...and keep proposing to marry me....want me to be his kept man....got landed property here in bt batok...can give to me...if i agree to his term...
INDECENT PROPOSAL?...haahaa...;9)
leetahsar the goon....what other far out things i haven't encounter yet...haahaa...;9)

THE WEIRD LOVELORN INDONESIAN RICH BOY

out of the no where, suddenly i got a love letter...from a young indonesian boy...here it is:

Dear my bob,

Hello, How are you today ? I'm so glad that I can hear from you again, I have been waiting for your reply...I feel that you are the right man for me, even we haven't met each other yet.But, from my bottom of my heart told me that you are the right man for me. I believe and I trust that you are...I've never lied to you, but I don't know how can I contact you because you never gave me your mobile phone number.I look forward to meet you in Singapore, I'm going to be in Singapore in this 10th January. I'm going to stay in Singapore for more than 5 months, I'm going to stay at my own house in Bukit Batok area in Singapore and I'm going to open my travel agency in Singapore at The Heeren Building in Orchard Road area on March 2006...I really hope that we can be together forever and like each other...Do you have a boyfriend yet ?? I'm still single and waiting for you in here...Can I have your mobile phone number please ?? so I can call you and talk to you on the phone...What do you do for work ?? I do my own business in travel agency and Chinese Restaurant in Jakarta, Surabaya, Bali, Australia ( Sydney and Melbourne ),USA ( Los Angeles ), Canada ( Vancouver ), France ( Paris )and going to open in Singapore on March 2006...Please take care, don't look around and dating with others for me ok. I promise to you that I never looked around and never dating with others for you too in here, I'm in here just for you and waiting for you always my Dear...Please always be good and be faithful to me ok, I always be good and be faithful to you too in here...Please keep in touch and let's us know each other from now...I'm waiting for your reply from now..Kiss and hug you from me...Indoni

aiyoyo....like that also can???....my goose pimples will stand up...and i can faint after reading his lovelorn letter...haahaa...;9)
how would u response???

response from a reader...I KNEW IT !!!

From:
xXxTripleX
23-Jun 15:31
To:
leetahsar
1905 of 1967

83628.1905 in reply to 83628.1900
So you really like men only ah?
Too bad I'm straight, if not can intro to you...

my reply to TRIPLE X:
aiayah...that's what i was afraid....u got wrong impression about me...me monk wannabe...and now seem that more teetukongs than teetujias coming for me...i got a teetujia...she's from dalian...but just casual talk leh...u won't be interested...but the ttk...are really garang and bold...and told me things with no bar hold...
now this would be more interesting and exciting isn't it?
so u want some more...yes...me just spoken to a jilt bitch whose butch 2 times on her...she's now with another bitch...so complicated..the lesbos...but really the passion of the hearts is not so easily understood unless u r one of the lovers involved...so so colorful these people lives...haahaa...;9)
there once used to be a teetulauhankoo...i think 60+...everyday msned me..and wanna to meet me up....me was terrified...so i din response...wonder whether he's dead already or not???...er..sorry...but this teetulauhankoo emailed me his pic...my goodness!...so frail and still so horny...about man....not women...my god!!!
sorry...can't stop helping with the "my god" and "my goodness"...
this daily encounters with all these teetus are really very very far out....people can be so bold and direct...and really makes this world exciting and colourful...dun u think so?
we have white...we have black...and i was shock the grey side is really growing faster than u think!

From:
leetahsar
23-Jun 20:26
To:
xXxTripleX
1907 of 1967

83628.1907 in reply to 83628.1905

intro what to me...urself?....friends lah...ah X...pals only lah...ur mind very deviated leh...that's what i fear after writing all these queer encounters..
maybe i just stop here....so many to write actually....
there's an queer gay couple in san francisco who sent me their beautiful home...and invite me over for 3some...the husb is an US doctor...while the "wif" called butch is from HK...and they were already "married" for more than 30yrs...no joke...and still so loving...m2m.....
then there's another gay couple. a french married a viet. the viet wif butch is really macho u know...solid abs and height and body....wow lau!...i think if he's straight, the girls will drool and melt when they see him man...so handsome and suave and tall and muscular...wasted...he's a BUTCH!
and the french guy was so so romantic....both are living in belgium. they too invite me over for ...er..3some....haahaa...;9)
the butchy viet according to frenchie was a great cook...and so he's making a fortune cooking home meals for ta pau and phone orders...damn good business....
maybe i should go over and start one such business...home cooked take away meals...i believe i can cook even better...haahaa...;9)
the important thing after reading all my these queer encounters is to understand the failing of human nature....it's beyong their control...so it's unfair we ostracise them...they are also sensitive humans....and also have their self dignity and respect...