PART 5 - THE FLYING TREE GECKO and THE FLYING FOX

a sudden shadow flit. yes! something was at the trunk of my guava tree as i gazed up from my supine postion on the swing.

i got up and went to look at the upright strong brownish trunk. aye.....nothing leh..why??? wait!! what's that white flashing little triangle thing??....

i observed closely....yes!! there was something there. a big gecko...a big brown lizard fleshing its white little triangular piece of skin from its throat.

up i climbed....silently and stealthly....i grabbed its tail and swooshed down to the ground.

i just caught a lizard with wings!! A FLY GECKO!!

it started to wriggle in frenzy.......i was a bit startled and unsure whether it would bite or not so in a quick swing i flung it away...

it was a beautiful manouvre. it sort of 'fly'....gliding gracefully upwards to the guava trunk.....and quickly crawling upwards until i lost sight of it.....

everyday i would lay on my swing and look up for the graceful gliding flying gecko. i din disturb it anymore and treat it as my new found weird pet. the one that was almost held in captivity by me.......;9)

i decided not to disturb it as i had no idea how was i going to keep it. it needs to fly and glide. i also din no what kind of foods it should be feeding on....so the best thing was to leave it alone to fly around my guava tree......;9)

night fall, it was the super guava season. one just needed to look up and u would see the whole tree laden with yummy big fruits...yum yum......not not yum yum for long......

shadowy flitting creatures came in brood to land on my guava tree. they were squeaking. i grabbed my torchlight and shined at them.....guess what i saw?..........

to be cont'd.......

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE IS still FREE OF CHARGE...

the majestic of a sunrise symbolises new day...new hope...new life....new expectation.....

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE IS FREE...

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE IS FREE...
the fresh crisp morning air...the beautiful azure clear blue sky..the wondrous majestic rainbow after a drizzle....the cooling rains after a spell of sizzling heat.....
the warm smile of a total stranger...and the charity of the lost $5....
they are priceless!....very sadly, not many can see it. most take it for granted and even ignore all this miraculous natural occurences.....sad....;9(
so from today, let's enjoy all these god's wonders....and set free the bond that binds ur heart...let us regain the compassion within us that was lost along the way when we were distracted by the avarice of material gains and wealth.....
these are the wealth even the poorest possesses and no one ...not even the paps can take that away...
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE IS STILL AND TRULY FREE OF CHARGE!

PART 5: WHERE THE INSECTS STICK AND THE GECKO FLIES

my next weird pet - STICK INSECTS and FLYING LIZARD

PART 5: WHERE THE INSECTS STICK AND THE GECKO FLIES

my monster pink guava tree never failed to delight me with a hosts of surprises.

i just bucked up my courage and tried to climb it. as i was climbing, manouvering the branches with my limps, i chanced upon a funny looking stick.

i thought i saw it moved. when i paused to observe, it was motionless. then i looked closely. it appeared to be an elongated insect. IT'S A BROWN STICK INSECT!

wow!! i was thrilled. further up above me, i noticed there were another few moving sticks.

goodie!....i descended. ran into the kitchen. searched for a plastic bag and a rubber band to tie. and hurriedly climbed up the branch again to catch all the stick insects.

my grandma told me stick insects loved guava leaves. no problem. i got a whole monster tree.

i reared my stick insects in a empty aquarium and place daily fresh twigs of guava leaves for them to feed...such fun to see the slow knotty movement of the insects.

if u startled them, they just freeze and really looked like a twig from the guava branch.....;9)

one day, i was sitting on my swing in my big garden compound with the guava shading over it. i slept on the swing looking up...

ZOOM! Something just flitted across one branch to another....I though it was a fluttering of the leaves shadow...but no! there it went again - and not flick...there was something just glide over....

to be cont'd...

PART 5: SPIDERS FEEDING TIME...

After we had witnessed the FUCK SPIDER, i will now narrate about how to feed the spiders....
as everyone knows, the old days kampong was infested with mozzies...big monster sized ones. if u got bitten, it would be one big itchy lump on ur skin....;9(
funny though like no one ever died of dengue fever in my kampong even though mozzies were festering!
this was how we fed the spiders. peeleepian and me would go to the most mozzies infested area. we stood still there with a plastic bag tied to ur trousers.
the mozzies would come to feast on us. usually we went about topless. so i would observe peeleepian skin; he on me.
once a mozzie landed on either of us and started sucking our blood. we tolerated and let the insect swelled up its body. then controlling our strength, we smacked onto the insect. we didn't kill it. we just knocked it out. it was still alive...maybe just stunned.
then we would peel off the wings rendering it flightless and put it into our plastic bag and headed back home to our pet spiders.
we would then let it out and put a wingless mozzie on the matchbox top. the hungry spiders would pranced, posed and then steady itself taking accurate aim, it would pounce on the wriggly blood fattened up mozzie.
that would be its meal for the day.
oh yes, we also fed our spiders with out spittle, too. usually after we sucked on a sweet, we spat a tiny globulus of sweetened spittle and released our pet spiders.
it would love our spittle and fester on it quite motionless like enjoying every drop of it......;9)
gross?....come to think of it....PRETTY GROSS!...hahahaha.....;9)
- end of fighting and fucking spiders.....;9)

PART 4: LET'S PLAY FIGHTING SPIDERS

cousin peeleepian was one hell of a guy. he liked got built in spiders sensor. he knew where it would be hiding.
we must be very slow and cautious when trying to catch this illusive iridescent jumping fighting spiders which were quite small and black with bluish green shiny stripes. what a beauty they were!
it lived in between 2 blades of leaves. peeleepian would stoop down to see if there was the arachid dwelling in between 2 leaf blades. once he was sure there was one inside there, he would clasp both his palm gently over the blades and in a swift move, snapped the whole branch and quickly put the who thing in the transparent plastic bag that we brought lest the spider would just jump off into the forested floor and be lost!.
we were looking for the slimmer body male spider. only the male fights. the females breed and are bigger with a rounder abdomen and smaller frontal pincers pair of legs.
i loved to rear and keep the female cos it was cuter and ...i dunno...appeared to be friendlier and easily trained....
YES I TRAINED THOSE FIGHTING SPIDERS....lol!
after we had caught enough...and it was tedious work actually. it was difficult to allocate the hideout of these spiders, u know. we would happily return home to "train" our pet spiders.......;9)
i would put the male one into the empty match box lined with a blade of leaf. it would willingly jump in and then hide under the leaf.
for the female, i put it in a jar and place more leaves inside cos the female might breed.
if we noticed the female had bigger swollen abdomen, this mean that she was loaded with eggs. we would mate her with the male spider.
this was a very weird process cos if u leave the female and the male alone, they would fight instead of mate. and this was what we would do.
first, the female spider was let out onto the matchbox. then i would gently press on her abdomen. she would be render quite motionless except her head would be exposed.
then cousin peelepian would let our the male spider onto the matchbox top. the male spider then would start doing a very funny 'spider dance' with out stretched frontal longer legs. it would vibrate its pair of legs and slowly approach the immobilised female and the legs would dig into her thorax quivering and quivering......this mean that mating had already taken place.
after the male deposited his cum into the fat female and lost interest, peelepian would return it into the matchbox. i would release the female spider and returned her to her glass jar.
within days, she would be weaving a cocoon and laying her eggs....and soon u find many tiny spiders hatching.
at this stage, it would be appropriate to release all the baby spiders and the female mother to the wild....u see how we preserved those spiders even at our tender age, we were already practising conservation......;9)
as for the male, well, once a while, we would let 2 males hop onto the matchbox top and they would fight it out.....very interesting sight. they would use their front pair of legs to push each other. the loser would let go and run away.
do u know what we use to feed the spiders?
.......to be cont'd......

PART 3: FIGHTING SPIDERS....AND FUCK SPIDERS.

more pets to come....;9)

For those who dunno where the term FUCK SPIDERS come from...well, read this and u may know it's originality....hahahahah.....;9)
cousin peeleepian and i were the best childhood pals. not only he was my cousin, he was liked tarzan. he was my idol, u know. he feared nothing. whatever creepies crawlies, critters, yucking things...etc...he grabbed!
he influenced me greatly...so i also grabbed what ever things that crawled, swam, flew or bite.
like i said before, we were simple kampong kids. poor but happy. we got not many toys to play with as our parents were poor then. but we were very courageous and creative .
peeleepian always would bring me to mt faber area to catch spider. under the hill, used to live a sinewy old malay man. he had a small plot of land there where he grew rambutan and planted tapioca and sweet potatoes.
yum...yum....we would always time the ripening so that we could steal some of pak awang's harvest...hahahaha...;9)
pak awang as a nasty old fuck! he would scream at us when he found us digging up the his tapiocas or sweet potatoes.
it was a good thing he was a limp. if not we would not be able to escape him so easily with all the loots......;9)
in my old kampong house was a large compound where grandma since young had grown a guava tree. this wonderful pink fruit tree had since grown old with my my grandma. it was monstrous and majestic not only providing the family with much need shade but vit C rich pink guavas. the fruits were abundant. i never passed a day without eating a couple of those seedy sweet guavas. it was like my daily staple of fruits too.....;9)
my pink guava tree also attracted many different kinds of colorful and rare birds....yellow merobok, the sweet singing merobok, parrots, thrushes, etc....and once even the rare hornbills...no joke!
these hornbills were scary bird...so large and with the monstrous yellow curved beak. the pair which frequently my guave tree really looked menancingly threatening.
so as it was ....kampong days passed by so relaxed and not a dull moment.
peelepian would visit me almost everyday to climb the guava tree and pluck the ripe fruits. he could pluck so many at one go, we even had many spares to distribute to my favorite neighbour next door, ah eng. this hardworking girl helped my mum to look after all my tender siblings....
(ah eng had since passed away a few years back. she was inflicted with lung cancer after years of working in the petrol kiosk. she was barely 50 then....sob...sad....;9(
granny would want me to pluck those overly ripen fruits. i shuddered when she chomped into it with her quite toothless mouth. do u know why?
over riped fruits contained tiny squiggling maggots. it wrrigled frantically when u broke open the riped soft yellow fruit that exposed it's pink flesh...and *yucks!*..those wriggling maggots..
granny said those were the sweetest with the maggots. she even assured us it was ok to devour the fruits with those tiny white worms....*yucks!*...no thanks gran...u can have all the wormy fruits to ur delights!
while peeleepian climbed the tree, i would fix 2 lengths of tied bamboo poles extending the lengths as to hit down any high up good size guava.
my brother and sisters would also join in the fun and picked the fallen fruits....2 joined extended bamboo poles were really heavy to handle.....so only me being the eldest of the brood was strong enough to held it.
it was really really fun....what next to do was to wash the fruits and supped!........;9)
next, peeleepian would bring me to mt faber. this time we armed with empty match boxes and plastic bags again.
we were going to catch those iridescent bluish green jumping fighting spiders.....
to be cont'd........

PART 2 - WEIRD PETS

PART 2
other fighting insects that cousin peeleepian and i caught were crickets, scorpions, dragonfly, greenish jade beetle (we called KIM KU) and yes how can i forget the memorable cute stick insects.
crickets, i believe most know. only the males fight. this one we actually turn it into an enterprise. many kids also started into this cricket craze. every boys were busy catching the dark colored crickets and pitted the insects against each other.
mind u! we bet our meagre allowance of 5c or 10c against each others during the cricket match. some boys were so fedup when their cricket lost that they stamped on the defeated insect squashing all the juices and flattening the poor dead loser....;9(
crickets were interesting insects. beside fighting, the males sing quite a cricketty song....i just loved to listen to them during the night. i got a whole lot of them males and females. breeding them was so easy. just fed them with newspaper or leftover rice can already....
dragonfly was another interesting insect i reared. but this one normally after a brief moment of fun, it either ended up dead or i would set it free.
i had to go to the big longkang that ran through my kampong to catch this fast hovering flying majestic insects. there were the dark blue and the bright red. then there were the smaller thinner more colorful bright bluish damselfly.
watching the dragonflies darting and skimming above the gently flowing stream was a very relaxing sight to behold. once a while they would rest on the slanted concrete of the longkang. that was my chance to catch it by grabbing hold of it's wings.
caution here. the dragonfly also has nasty biting jaws. u have to back fold the 2 pairs of wings to render it powerless.
next step. i would tie a thread to it's tail. after that setting it free. so it's like a remote controlled insect linked by a long thread. very fun!
after awhile either the insect tired itself out and dropped dead or i tired myself and set it free.
the same was done to the bright greenish jade beetle which once a while would fly into our hall during the night attracted by the flourescent light.
the beetle was a bulky critter. it flew clumsily and usually nosedive turn-turtle and went into a frenzy spin. when it fell onto the floor, i would grab it. again, i would then tie a thread to it's hind leg, then walah! a remote controlled flying beetle.....hahahaha.....;9)
scorpions were notoriously dangerous. this one i left it to my bolder cousin peelepian to handle. again u put 2 scorpions together, they would slut it out, sometime ending death of the other.
this poisonous fella hid in damp dark places in the forested area of mt faber which was then the hilly range that surrounded bansiewsan. (it had since being cut into 2 hills: mt faber and telok blangah divided by henderson rd which cuts in between the original hill range.)
..to be cont'd.....

MY COLLECTIONS OF WEIRD PETS

i ve to start this narration from my kampong days in BANSIEWSAN which was located at this obselete road called JALAN BANGSI.
ve any of u heard of this road.
the new name is called HENDERSON from telok blangah leading all the way to bt merah.
BANSIEWSAN was the kampong where i was born and spent my most enjoyable primary school childhood days.
my attap home then was spacious with 2 rooms, a big hall and a super long, dark and narrow kitchen. this kitchen was the scariest of the whole house cos it was always very dark and eerie....it never failed to give me the creeps!
this was also our toilet where we could only pissed but cannot shit. to do the big time business, i had to walk a few houses though dusty clayey path to what we had PUBLIC LAVATORIES.
these are wooden holey shacks with a zinc roof. it simply had an oval hole where u squatted and dropped ur bombs into a black container aptly called the nightsoil container.
every wee hours of morning, the nightsoil collectors would come and replace the overflowing stinky yucky containers. the 6 lavatories were shared by the whole kampong. could u imagine every morning there would be a queue to use them. yes, first come first serve!
the lavatory stink like hell! when u finished ur business, the stench sticked onto ur clothing and followed u for hours!
now after intro u this, we get on to the real business....the kind of pets i used to have.
kampong kids, what could we have?....practically nothing. so we had to improvish and catch our own pets.
DUNG BEETLES - yes the shit feeding crawlies were among my pets. why? so gross!...yes, gross but very interesting.
u put the male rotund beetles together and they would start fighting. natural. males are always fighting over females....hahahaha....;9)
from beetles, together with my cousin peelepian (who's now a power pastor), we would equip ourselves with plastic bags n go to some barren sandy or clayey land to catch TIGER BEETLES.
these were very nasty beetles with threating monstrous biting hooked jaws. they were really fun insects and are very rare to find now.
u put 2 of these beetles in a closed jar and they would fight to its death! very fun to watch. in the open space, they fought too. the loser would just fly away. but in a jar...hehehehe...they killed each other mercilessly.
.....to be cont'd

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You miss out the red undies part.


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wow lau eh!..if blusoton din emailed me, i still din know i m being filmed.
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A TRIBUTE TO LEETAHSAR.....so funny!..hahahaha.....;9)
thanks, exist15!

PART 2

after i mopped all the messed up floored. i checked on candy which was till under the bed. she had licked all the 3 pups clean. they were now suckling her nipples. so cute!
i left her alone and went for a shower. from that day on, i ended up with a bitch pom and 3 pups. i wasn't sure what kind of pups were they. anyway, they were so so cute and playful.......;9)
the only bad thing now was mamalee's stereo was louder than candy's barking and all the 3 pups would chorus in. when the bitch barked, the pups would provide the background 'music' effect. so cute!.....4 different pitches...and if u add my mamalee's one...wow lau eh!!......it was a choir!
after a couple of weeks, the pup developed into their colored fur. i got a maroon, a black and a white. the former 2 was male, while the last was a bitch.
so i named them: KING KONG, cos that was the eldest and biggest size, AH ORH, this was the smartest black fur with a white V collar and CHAR BOR cos the only female and white some more.
mamalee made alot of noise cos no one want to pick up the shits of the pups which were all over the place. they were now almost 2 mths old.
she issued an edict could only keep one of the pups, the rest to be sold away!......
so bo bian, i chose the black one cos this one was the most unique. 2 colors black with a V white collar and the smartest. at the age of 2 mths, he already knew how to cross my legs like a circus dog. all i needed was a piece of doggie chocolate, the favorite of all the pups and the bitch too...
so that was how pui soh ended buying of my pups the youngest white bitch CHAR BO. and she re-named her MUI TAO......
and the 3 doggies ended up with different fates. my AH ORH was the most disastrous. he died miserably at the jaws of a pariah stray dog...and my old man was the cause of his demise.....;9(
shall i continue the stories with all my 4 doggies?.......
to be cont'd

MY BITCH AND HER 3 CUTE SHIHTZUS

MY BITCH AND HER 3 CUTE SHIHTZUS

was having lunch with sotong today at mei ling st h c.
pui soh who manned the ipoh kuay teow was in a jovial mood. so started chit chat with her.
lts: the last time u bought the shihtzu pup from me, what color it turn to?
sotong was blur. how come suddenly puppies popped up in my conversation. he looked at me wide eyed with his ipoh kuay teow strands dangling at his mouth of his surprised face.
so started my BITCH AND HER 3 SHIHTZUS story.....
when i was a male nurse, my sister bought a pomeranian bitch. very clever, i named her CANDY cos she was a very sweet bitch.
day one, taught her to do her pee and big business in the toilet, and she was instant toilet trained. so clever this brown bitch pom!
next taught her to do the turn around...like pirouetting ballerina on just her hind legs. again, one lesson and she mastered it. so clever!
when i patted my chest, she would jump up to let me catch her and hold her like a baby...so clever!
i taught her so many tricks. u may like to know, my bitch pom could understand a few languages too...engrish, mandarin, and even hokien...so basically, she was a hokien pom bitch.
everyone in the family just loved her. she was like human except she barked more than we talked......hahahaha....;9)
yes she really barked!...bitch pom is very noisy u know. when there was the slightest sound from the outside the closed door, she would start barking feverishly.
CANDY was liked our sensing door alarm. sometime even salesmen, or visitors just reaching our floor landing and proceed towards my unit, she would start barking. we anticipated visitor liao...so clever this bitch!
mamalee fed her with cooked liver and rice. suddenly her appetite increased. became damn greedy. everything also she supped. apple core, pineapple core, orange, ......almost everything we ate, she must eat too.
her favorite was durian. when we feasted on durians, she would bark impatiently and demanded her share....so clever and greedy this bitch!
one day, when i was back from my nursing stint, i found the whole hall was littered with shits..and shits...and more shits!! no one was at home...
'CANDY!!!...U BAD GIRL!!...WHY U SHIT EVERYWHERE?!!' i would yell. then i retrieved my cane. was furious and looking high and low where she was hidding. me going to smack the bitch until she would remember it for the rest of her bitchy life!
then i followed the trail of dunno what...it din appear to be shit. like some other thing. it din look like shit or smelled like it. oh my god!! i thought something bad must have happened to my bitch.
there hidding under my monster bed, a pup just ejected out from her pussy....she looked at me with the saddest motherly eyes....i realised she was giving birth.
my sister actually bought a pregnanted bitch!! oh my god!
before i could think of anything, candy was licking at the first pup. then another little pair of legs emerged from her pussy.....another pup!!
this one was black colored. it came out smoothly. so i lovingly patted candy....she gave a weak wagging of her bushy foxy tail....
i left her alone to tend to the pups. suddenly she wailed pitifully. i quickly bent down to see what was happening under my bed.
candy was wailing to me for help. another pup was emerging from her pussy!! she was too weak to force it out. goodness! luckily me a male missy, so i delivered that last pup for her by gently pulling it out.
this was a beauty. very small. white furball.....so so cute!
.....to be cont'd

A SUDDEN DEATH OF A GOOD YOUNG DOCTOR :(

Loh Chee Kongcheekong@mediacorp.com.sg

THE room on the third floor at Singapore Casket was filled with doctors � people who know better than anyone that death is part and parcel of life, and that it can strike anyone, even the seemingly healthy, in their sleep..But that knowledge didn't make it any easier for these doctors to accept the death of Dr Toh Wei Keong � their 32-year-old friend and colleague, who on Friday became the fourth person in a month here to die in his sleep..The general practitioner was also the second doctor among the four. The first was Dr Christopher Lim, 35, who died from an apparent seizure in his sleep barely a month ago..Said Dr Hoe Wan Sin, Dr Toh's former classmate and wife of his closest friend in medical school: "The fact that we are all doctors makes this even harder to take. We have so much technical knowledge, yet we can't explain it. I tried to share whatever I know with (Dr Toh's) wife but ... I don't think it makes a difference.".Dr Hoe, who works at Tan Tock Seng Hospital, had rushed down to the hospital morgue with her husband upon hearing the news. "The last thing you would expect is to find your friend in a drawer in the mortuary where you are working," she said..A preliminary post-mortem gave Dr Toh's cause of death to be "cardio-respiratory failure, pending further investigations"..The full autopsy results will be out in a month, but Dr Toh's wife, Madam Tiina Ong, is not expecting any closure even then as the memory of her trying to wake him up keeps playing in her mind.."His body was still warm although his hands and feet were cold. He wasn't breathing and I tried to shake him a bit ... It was just like he was sleeping. But he wouldn't wake up," she said..Dr Toh was pronounced dead at the hospital about an hour later, after doctors failed to resuscitate him..Mdm Ong, 32, who is in the advertising and marketing line, got to know her late husband when they were both students at the National University of Singapore. The couple's sixth wedding anniversary would have been this Friday and they were planning to start a family next year.."I try not to cry ... But I still can't accept it happened," she told Today.."The memory of me trying frantically to wake him up is still so vivid.".Her husband would work 15-hour days at the Sengkang clinic he set up two years ago, although recently his days had become busier after he started a second clinic..But he was a fit and healthy young man, said Mdm Ong. "He was very particular about his diet. He used to exercise regularly but had not been doing so of late due to work. There were no signs at all this would happen.".Dr Hoe's husband Dr Khoo Chong Kiat, a registrar at KK Women's and Children's Hospital's Obstetrics and Gynaecology Division who had spent his army and university days together with Dr Toh, typed out a two-page letter paying tribute to his "great friend" that he distributed at the wake..Recalling how he "broke down like mad" at the mortuary, Dr Khoo wrote: "Someone once told me he was such a likeable doctor that patients, after spending five minutes with him, would definitely go back to him for the next visit. He was also very kind by nature and often gave a discount for old folks who could not pay up in full.".Indeed, some of those at the wake yesterday were his patients..One of them, financial adviser Kelvin Ng, said: "He was very approachable and he really listened. He was our family doctor. My kids really liked him.".Mr Ng added that Dr Toh would call them up to check on his children's condition whenever they were ill..According to the National Heart Centre, between 2001 and 2003, about 300 people aged between 18 and 60 died suddenly each year. Most deaths were caused by cardiovascular conditions. Three per cent had no known cause..Besides the two doctors, a 16-year-old student and a 25-year-old store manager also died in their sleep on Oct 24 and Nov 13 respectively.
For those who khow: special lot--------------------
What is this? Spiritual or actual physical problem?
nayr69sg
12:15
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16 of 20

124640.16 in reply to 124640.14
Hi people, Dr Toh was my classmate and good friend.
Take it from me. He was a good man. He always cared for people and did his best to help anyone he could.
We lost a good doctor, loving husband and a good man.
May he rest in peace.

leetahsar
12:21
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nayr69sg
18 of 20

124640.18 in reply to 124640.16
yes i know....and everyone love him and his wife to be happy and keep helping the sick especially the poor.....but sometime, it's like that....bad person dies....good person also dies....
dun blame GOD. we never know why it has to be like that....he's a fair GOD.
the bad dies; the good also must die. that's why i think this is what is meant by 'fair' tpo GOD...i dun understand too...a bit angry...but still that's the way things are....a way to test the faithful who might be adversely affected by this sudden death of a good man.........;9(
so our deepest condolence to his family....peace with u all...ornitoufo.....;9(

GOD'S WAY IS NOT FOR US TO QUESTION, brother....
maybe the good doctor need an eternal rest ....maybe he already accomplished much already and GOD wants him back to rest eternally in His Kingdom...
no matter what....the sad sudden unexpected death had occurred.
the living must learn to be strong cos i believe in death the good doctor would surely wants those he loved to be happy, be stronger and carry on their lives to doing more good....
he shall henceforth be living eternally with them within their hearts to the days end....
isn't this beautiful too?
ornitofu...peace to all.....;9)

just a few months after our election, this is what follows...GST UP TO 7%!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62NOErWc0sA&eurl=

this clip from YOUTUBE describes best the authentic condition here.

this thread which i posted gains so many responses in less than a week!


gst up from 5 to 7%!! confirmed losses!!

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leetahsar
13-Nov 19:15
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confirmed: all the foreign investment and shopping sprees by auntie are in a big fucking mess!
gst going to be raised from 5% to 7%. watch out!
dun think sinkies would complain or protest or rally or any damn thing!.
and erection hasn't even been 6 mths later. now here comes the crunch..ANOTHER SENSELESS RAISE!
now everyone knows where they keep painting rosy pics and improve employment figures..
IT'S A FAKE !!...a prelude to increase the ever bloodsucking GST!!!
RED ALERT!!

it has hit 242 postings and still counting.
is the land going down the pits?? we have mercernaries minded avaricious people running our show....

hiazz.....
die, die to another country i must find....
before my piggy ter yue is really fried!!
increased gst to help the poor,
what kind of logic is this we are told?
losses said losses they have incurred
don't always shift the blame the whole world or us
for heaven's sake!
after the gst, sure more to come
cos' they think everyone in this land is dumb!
millions already in their pockets,
this is how they solved our national problems...
ALL THIS SCUMS!
when will they be satisfied,
with such money pocketed into their lives?
when will they really spare a thought...
and really heard the people cries?
i never know when,
i never know how....
and i definitely dunno why...
we voted a bunch of cronies to
sadistise our lives!
5 years down the road,
most will be lembu..probably a toad!
they will forget about all this fleecing,
and surely be conned again with some icing.
once again the vicious cycle rolls...
whining, screaming, banging, pulling their hairs....
cos once again, they realise.....
the paps really doesn't care!
hiazzz........;9(

PART 4 - exposure of SWAN PANTIES....:(

oh yes! there was another embarrassing undies adventures of me, the water merpiggy!
i was then just finished poly i think. a whole bunch from my group organised an outing to BIG SPLASH at east coast. freaking expensive during my time.
so it was my turn to slide down the longest waterslide in south east asia. i was in ...yes...MY WHITE COTTON SWAN PANTIES...what else to wear when that was the only brand of white panties ur mum deligiently bought for u over the years?
in my macho speedo off i slided...down...faster...and faster..and SPLASSSSSHHHHH!!....i hit the pool below.
when i emerged, shit!! laughter was all around me. guess what?...yes!...the cotton white SWAN PANTIES was dangling out in between my otherwise cool macho speedos swim shorts....;9(

PART 3 - wrong undies

i went into that cubicle blind like a bat without my specs...the shower curtain was black...the undies hanged there was black. my fresher than spring undies was dark blue. i hanged up there with my towel next to it.
after finished, the first thing like i saw was the wrong BLACK undies instead of my fresher than spring undies. so after drying put that on leaving my own undies hanging there. oh my god!
it was until i opened my locker, wore on my specs that i felt something funny. the undies didn't feel leetahsar or what...and i look at the mirror...IT'S DEFINITELY BLACK AND NOT DARK BLUE...and shit! i realised i put on someone's used stinking undies!!...;9(
funny?...yes funny!...me now laughing until my tummy splitting. this type of gooniness also can happen to this blur cock!

my SWAN PANTIES didn't stop after i graduated from secondary to poly to ns and later to working life. STILL WAS IN SWAN COTTON WHITE PANTIES...can u imagine?
then choo choo was just recovered from her terrible ordeal (ref: her story in my UPHEAVAL OF LEETAHSAR or http://upheavalofleetahsar.blogspot.com ) and a squatter pal whom i was trying to matchmake with and of course this kaypoh piggy. 3 of us went to pulau langkawi.
these 2 loverbirds din swim cos choochoo was badly scarred from the explosion accident in a suicide attempt. that squatter pal also din swim to keep her company. only this merpiggy who loved water like anything jumped into the sea in his chio speedo trunks. it was like a short kind of swimwear which could double up as a sport shorts too.
me really enjoying my piggy dip. then they called me to go for makan. i ascented out from the tide. the moment i was walking towards them, they cupped their hands to their mouths and was hilarious.
me ...well, i looked behind me still blur dunno what they were laughing about. then choochoo pointed to my speedo. i glanced down. OH MY GOD!!......
my swan panties slipped out and was dangling from the two hollow of my speedo. i was so embarrassed!!
i told myself: the first when i got back, rid all the cotton white swan panties and buy colored branded briefs. so so embarrassing!.....;9(
henceforth, me wear colored cotton undies.
end of my white cotton panties i mean undies ordeal. well? how was the story? zany and funny?
PS: my grandma told me not to throw. she wanted it and she wore them until the last day of her life...haahahahaha....;9)

PART 2

i still got a grandfather retro SWAN PANTY undies which i haven't told yet...this one sure would blow ur mind to pieces...so embarrassing....;9(
u remember if u were in middle age now, that in the 60s, men rarely wore colored undies. they were more squarish like me. i only wore china-made white cotton undies SWAN BRAND...and i had to call it SWAN PANTY....cos i was surprised...my grandma wore that too!!
as in granny's panties...hahahaha....;9)
it was because of this finding that i graduated to colored branded briefs.
anyway, it was a more traumatic experience that really made me switch to colored undies.....;9(

chump liao!...;9(
u mean henceforth i m branded the undieman uncle...jialat! all these undies zany stories real u know...ok...for u i will now tell about my traumatic experiences wearing honest to goodness white cotton undies...i notoriously named SWAN PANTIES....cos grandma wore that too....so pai seh!...hahahaha....;9(
when i was in primary school, i was undieless ie. no undies for me. why? i dunno. but now even my 3 yr old nephew already starting wearing WINNIE THE POOH branded undies!
er...u want that undies story too??
cos the jewel and the anconda were already developing, so mamalee said must exercise some modesty and cover those precious up. she bought me my first china made cotton briefs...SWAN PANTIES.
not cheap u know. it was like $3 per pc. so at that time was considered 'branded' SWAN. my old man wore CROCODILE white cotton briefs. up till today it's still CROCODILE for him..that's why he such a 'buaya' himself, too...hahahahaha....;9) and must feast on hat yai teetus regularly...;9(
so to continue the story, u know why mamalee bought me those white cotton briefs. has anyone of u in my era ever asked ur mum why they must buy white cotton brief for the sons?
ok...i tell u. all the mums wanted to know when u would have ur first wet dream...all the stained evidence there!!...;9(
OH SHIT!!...the girls are reading too and now they know about our little boys' secrets! after mum knew my first embarrassing wet dream evidence, she double boiled special sex health tonic for me. oh please!..not aphrodisiac kind...just gonads tonic to boost faster development of my mandom mojo lah....not to make me feel horny and have recurrent wet dreams...just a natural boosting to being a macho man.....hahahaha....;9)
so year in year out, it was SWAN PANTIES until i was sec 4. white cotton SWAN undies were hopelessly inferiorly manufactured. it usually tattered in no time. since i wore inside, no one would be able to peep at it. mamalee refused to replace unless the rubber was really loose.
do u all know how embarrassing when u had to go swimming with ur classmates? they were already wearing colored branded CROCODILE undies and me...STILL IN MY LAU AH PEK SWAN PANTIES!....;9(
when the panties was wet, u see a hairy black spider hiding inside...and it drooped making u looked like a tua lumpar guy....*so embarrassing!*....;9(
so usually after i swam, i would go the the toilet cubicle dried up and also changed at the same time. i definitely won't want to be branded with the 'ah pek teh kor with the tua lumpar!'
i skipped the showering part.
.......to be continued....

SHIT! I WORE SOMEONE'S UNDIES!!

as usual, i went to workout in california gym yesterday being a sunday.
it was a good sweat out. after i had enough, i hit the shower. got my towel and undies, proceeded to the cubicle.
drew the curtain and hanged my undies and towel. after finished shower, wiped cleaned. put on undies returned to my locker. put on my spec. me still in the 'undies' and i was SHOCKED!!
BLACK UNDIES!!!???...this wasn't my undies, man!!...how come i was wearing it!!!???
so i rushed back to the cubicle. oh shit!! there hanging on the curtain rings - MY DARK BLUE UNDIES...!!
hell, man! who the shithole who left his undies there..and XL some more - my size.
bo bian!!...stripped the bloody cursed BLACK UNDIES..and showered all over again cos that used undies smelled!!
there ur monday ting tong thread. sure the flaming will follow even though i m sharing this funny and crazy happening on me...and just happened yesterday only...SHIT!!...;9(

location of happening: CALIFORNIA FITNESS CLUB GYM's shower cubicle.
culprit: UNKNOWN
victim: yes..ur lovable blur king goon...ME.....;9(

PART 3- THE HOUSE WARMING PARTY OF ACE

Very soon, ace held his house warming party. i was invited too. i told him me very poor...nothing to give him only recycled gifts i collected over the years which were not even used after unwrapping.
he said it was ok. he only appreciated my presence. aaaah...! i found a good gift to give to him..a retro 30 yrs no more in production optic bedside lamp with built in analog clock....
that's it!...this would be a perfect gift.
PPPPP...PP!....sibeikang's was downstair horning his trademark horn again. off i went.
sbk: what u got there , bob?
lts: oh..a retro bedside optic lamp.
sbk: is it?..i like...can see?...(opened wrapper for him to peek)...wow...i like...can i exchange my red wine with u...i m bringing 2 bottles...u take one bottle and i give the other bottle...but i get to keep this lamp....hehehehe....
sbk...u bloody idiot!!....really lived up to ur kangIng name!
of course, i said NO! not long we reached his condo which was near by the sea....
we parked into the basement carpark. when i entered the basement door to the lift landing, i was pleasantly shocked. wow!!...so much food!!
sbk: bob, stop it!!...this one not belong to ace. his is on the ground floor club house.
shit! wasted man!
ground floor. lift doors opened into the club house. oh my god! pathetic!!....only got 6 miserly food warmers with equally miserly quantity of cheapo food!
and we were the earliest batch to arrive. sbk spared no time to dig in. he was very hungry.....he piled up his food. after that went for second round. me ...i was very pai seh. i anticipated it definitely won't be enough with the arrival of the FOSC gang.
i ate very little....
later, ace's relatives and colleagues came. his colleagues for ur info were monstrous sizes both male and female...and they attacked the food going for numerous rounds.
by then, there wasn't much left. the FOSC gang still haven't appeared. the caterer came and requested to remove all the utensil back. so ace instructed his maid to bring tupperwares and brought back what little scraps were left.
after it was done, the FOSC came. now the table was totally bare! what to do?....all lan lan but still gotta pass presents to ace. i can tell u...everyone of those jokers was famished cos most of them just finished work and hadn't taken their dinner.
what a disappointment to them!....came with expensive wines...and nothing to eat!
after a brief gathering and look around at his posh penthouse which overlooked the sea...nice view...bare rooftop ...no plants nothing...simple cheapo interior decor...we requested to buzz off.
why?...cos everyone's tummy was grumbling...HUNGRY LAH!!...
so we left. the first thing was we complained ...cursed and swore!
the next the whole bunch headed for the nearest hawker centre and supped...cursing and swearing!......
so rich...and so cheapo....why huh?
end of this lame story.....;9(