Friday, February 17, 2006

LIZARDS CATCHING IN KAMPONG DAYS....

actually during kampong days, lizards catching was one of my favorite past time.

we used the main vein from the coconut leaf...after stripping of the leaf, u get the stick with very long fine thread ending. we tied the ending into a loop ...u know like the cowbody lasso...and tied a piece of cotton wool behind the loop.

then we sticked this self made gadget into the lobangs where the lizards dwell..u can feel the lizard eating and tugging at the cotton wool, then u give a swift pull. out came the lizard looped in the loop tightly struggling like a hooked fish..

next play with the lizard. we tied a thread round the lizard's neck...and pulled it along like a puppy...some sadistic children worst..broke their tail and see it wriggled frantically...

so fun...the joy of catching one hanging on ur coconut stick is priceless!
CROAKING, RINGING AND UPGRADING......

every fortnightly, i m suffering from the horrendous chicken slaughtering screams from the lau huay lians just below my block where there is anuseless opened air amphitheatre for all these old croakers.....who croak and shriek and screech for hours during the night with full blast stereos.

mental torture....as if this is not enough....sometime right in the middle of ur sound sleep, the bloody fire alarm in the nearby multi-storey carpark will kong off and ring incessantly for hours ....

this is upgrading....of course, lah...upgrade our suffering otherwise living here is really too peaceful and tranquil....:9(

before upgrading, i used to have lovely big shady raintrees. so cooling and a soothing sight. after upgrading all chopped chopped and planted with useless shadeless palms which always die due to beetles and diseases attack.

before upgrading, we ve carpark next to coffeeshop which was doing a roaring business. after, coffeeshop is dead ...and maybe should change into coffinshop. so many owners changed hands already and still can't survive even food is so cheap....eg. char siew with shou rou only $2..where can get? but still banked!

and the old carpark was turned into torturing amphitheatre...with scream croaking old chickens crowing every fortnight...can go crazy u know.

built multi-carpark in place of a once lovely spacious field where doggies can do their business and children ran, played football and flied kites...now stupid carpark sadistic fire alarm always torturing me in my sleep...and carpark is always quite bare and under utilised.

complained to the lame chay wai chuen, our hopeless mp....and scared the shits of him the last time he knocked on my doors....so embarrased i dun think he dares to come 100 ft near to my pigeonholes anymore...kena marked already...go anywhere but must die die siam leetahsar's 2 pigeonholes. if not sure kena bombed like hell from him like the last lau kwuee (embarrassing) encounter...hahahha....;9(

upgrading was so messy for 3yrs plus...and i din get my extra 80 sq ft room...if not i would ve 2 extra rooms to rent...and hell! i ve to pay for 2 stupid upgraded toilets which always spoilt....something like 3.5K each x 2

UPGRADING...WHAT A BRILLIANT CON JOB BY THE PAPS TO SUCK US DRY AGAIN!

;9(
tell u a real life joke story....my mum is also in the active croakers group. she told me already 2 deaths in her group.

the over enthusiastic croakers were so excited to sing...that when they hit the high stressful note, they actually kong off and literally dropped dead!

another lau auntie worst still....konged din die but not paralysed. she suffered a miserable debilitating stroke....and now in wheelchair and slur in her speech....poor auntie...:(

do u know that every week some old chaps will kong off here in my estate....there was once even damn super.....5 at one go....and there were like funerals everywhere for every 10 steps u walk...sheesh!...what a record breaking dark day here!
and yes! those boisterous tong tong ching are even worst....hours and hours even through the nights...MY GOD!

there was an even funnier incident. a old neighbour staying downstair of me konged off and nobody knew until his pigeonhole smelled....*eeeoh**

the next early morning, i got a bunch of 4 undertakers ah peks hammering my door. my irritated lauhankoo went to open it. the first thing that hit him was..."HERE WO LAN C BO?" (HERE GOT PEOPLE DIE IS IT?)

choy! choy! choy! my hankoo yelled at them....then a young guy came running to our doorstep. he apologised feverishly saying that the bunch of blur ah peks came to the wrong place...it should 6th floor not 9th floor...

damn jialat! and have me rolling in uncontrollable laughter at their goofiness...but my lanhankoo kept choying and choying behind them...cursing and swearing the daylight off those old blur goons....hahahaha...;9)
one of my reader was banned from the the forums i frequent...

i got a rather disquieting email for the otherwise teekee but good at heart kei75....already warned and hinted to him....and now it happens to him. he kena "banned". from what and who...he din say, and i m blurr what he means "he got banned." why?

so now i c n p - like i m damn good at this c n p action now :) - for u all to see. anyone can enlighten me on what may have happen to him?....like already missed him for all his teekeeness.....:(

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Wah, Lee Tah Sar...u hor beri the kaypoh lah...nt that he din pay 4 his rent.
Hmm...anyway, if u still dunno, i'm now banned by that fucking asshole, nt that
i care anyway.
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