Monday, May 29, 2006
MY TWO ANTIQUE RADIOS LOUDSPEAKERS
i got two antique radios at home...both>70 yrs old...and everyday when one breaks down, the other will sound...and poor old me...the more i try to switch them off...the louder it gets...
if not for my prajnaparamita sutra chanting...i will definitely suffer and premature death!.....;9(
cos' i understand the source of it's happening...
one phuak radio who complains...and complains..but refuse to free herself from the other broken down radio...who broadcast all the way to haaydai to the teetu caves...
and when the airtime is back home...both radios gang up and becomes a very very loud STEREO...so poor leetahsar is sandwiched in between..can siao or not u tell me???
but i understand..YES I UNDERSTAND....
the prajna of humilation...i ve to bear it..but dunno how long can i tahan it...before i myself may hit the coffin planks....;9(
if i have borne it...next life i shall be free from such ignorant people who are currently my lauhankoo..and my almost driven crazy mamalee by the bloody lau han~!.........;9(
While the lauhan will go spider huntings for about 10 days or so after he gets the rental from my FT IT tenant and my siblings who pay him monthly protection money...or radio license fees...and off he goes to fuck spiders in haaydai..
but mamalee is a bit cranky now...in fact VERY!...24/7 stereos will on...u try turning it off...it only gets louder!!...and best solution is to leave the house....;9(
let me give u some domestic woes i m facing daily...
yesterday, i washed my face. after that i mopped face with towel. i was quite blind withoiut my specs..GUESS WHAT WAS SANDWICHED IN BETWEEN MY TOWEL?...guess?
of all things...HER UNDERWEAR...!!! my god...i just nearly mopped my wet face with her undies...can u imagine?...now how would u react?...remember it was ur MUM's undies?
i asked her why she hanged her national flag there...and guess what was the reply?...i was like hoping...sorry i forgot instead she defiantly remarked "WIPED ALREADY WON'T DIE LAH!!"
suay ka pa cheng...!!! i gave up...cos i knew if i continued arguing with her...her stereos only get louder....
and she was boasting to me.."U GOT SUCH A DEVOTED MUM...U SHOULD BE HAPPY...SEE NEXT LIFE U WILL BE SO LUCKY OR NOT?"
really??...i can't wait for next life u know....;9(
oh...merciful buddha...pls have mercy of me....direct me a path to walk so that i could be free from such ignorance...that i could meditate and hopefully find an answer to my bo liao woes...
my absolute happiness is still attached...except the my sadness for such ignorant people and compassion for them is getting thinner day by day.....and such ignorant fools happen to be the people who give me my life....how i wish i could just return it to them...and return my soul from where it originiates.....;9(
so be it...this is my fate...other than this...I M VERY VERY HAPPY....yes...i dun understand...parents are suppose to give their everything for their children bliss...but mine are like trying to radio me insane....maybe i should be insane or may dead just to please them for once...and forever....;9(
and my only consolation now is i striked 4D again...1615 starter plus $1 ibet...so i got my $270...a slight conolation from heaven...thank you my GOD...for being so caring and cheering to me..thank you..if not for u...my sanity would sure fall apart..and i might be really dead stiff this time...
in my heavenly FATHER...i m most gratifying to YOU!
i got two antique radios at home...both>70 yrs old...and everyday when one breaks down, the other will sound...and poor old me...the more i try to switch them off...the louder it gets...
if not for my prajnaparamita sutra chanting...i will definitely suffer and premature death!.....;9(
cos' i understand the source of it's happening...
one phuak radio who complains...and complains..but refuse to free herself from the other broken down radio...who broadcast all the way to haaydai to the teetu caves...
and when the airtime is back home...both radios gang up and becomes a very very loud STEREO...so poor leetahsar is sandwiched in between..can siao or not u tell me???
but i understand..YES I UNDERSTAND....
the prajna of humilation...i ve to bear it..but dunno how long can i tahan it...before i myself may hit the coffin planks....;9(
if i have borne it...next life i shall be free from such ignorant people who are currently my lauhankoo..and my almost driven crazy mamalee by the bloody lau han~!.........;9(
While the lauhan will go spider huntings for about 10 days or so after he gets the rental from my FT IT tenant and my siblings who pay him monthly protection money...or radio license fees...and off he goes to fuck spiders in haaydai..
but mamalee is a bit cranky now...in fact VERY!...24/7 stereos will on...u try turning it off...it only gets louder!!...and best solution is to leave the house....;9(
let me give u some domestic woes i m facing daily...
yesterday, i washed my face. after that i mopped face with towel. i was quite blind withoiut my specs..GUESS WHAT WAS SANDWICHED IN BETWEEN MY TOWEL?...guess?
of all things...HER UNDERWEAR...!!! my god...i just nearly mopped my wet face with her undies...can u imagine?...now how would u react?...remember it was ur MUM's undies?
i asked her why she hanged her national flag there...and guess what was the reply?...i was like hoping...sorry i forgot instead she defiantly remarked "WIPED ALREADY WON'T DIE LAH!!"
suay ka pa cheng...!!! i gave up...cos i knew if i continued arguing with her...her stereos only get louder....
and she was boasting to me.."U GOT SUCH A DEVOTED MUM...U SHOULD BE HAPPY...SEE NEXT LIFE U WILL BE SO LUCKY OR NOT?"
really??...i can't wait for next life u know....;9(
oh...merciful buddha...pls have mercy of me....direct me a path to walk so that i could be free from such ignorance...that i could meditate and hopefully find an answer to my bo liao woes...
my absolute happiness is still attached...except the my sadness for such ignorant people and compassion for them is getting thinner day by day.....and such ignorant fools happen to be the people who give me my life....how i wish i could just return it to them...and return my soul from where it originiates.....;9(
so be it...this is my fate...other than this...I M VERY VERY HAPPY....yes...i dun understand...parents are suppose to give their everything for their children bliss...but mine are like trying to radio me insane....maybe i should be insane or may dead just to please them for once...and forever....;9(
and my only consolation now is i striked 4D again...1615 starter plus $1 ibet...so i got my $270...a slight conolation from heaven...thank you my GOD...for being so caring and cheering to me..thank you..if not for u...my sanity would sure fall apart..and i might be really dead stiff this time...
in my heavenly FATHER...i m most gratifying to YOU!
WHAT A WEIRD DAY!
today was a very weird and funny day for me...and it all end up well....;9)
my air steward pal from the SOKA ASSN asked me out...and i blur blur entertained him. GUESS WHERE I ENDED UP??
in KRANJI ARMY CAMP...all registered for the NDP performance..courtesy from the MEN'S DIVISION OF THE SOKA ASSN...and i m not even one of the member..
so since now i was in the pirate ship....do what the pirates do lor...went..HO HO HO..AND A MERRY ALSO...
and next i knew..i was HI..HA..HO..with the whole bunch of guys...haahaa..;9)
very fun!! u must come join. me will continue until the BIG NDP DAY...this will be the last performance is held in the NATIONAL STADIUM...cos after this event, it would be demolished and another part of our sense of belong bulldozed to rubble...dun understand why the bloody gov is doing this???
ANYWAY...COME JOIN ME...NEEDS A FEW HUNDRED MORE VOLUNTEERS...every thursday and sat..starting from 7pm to 9pm...drop at YEW TEE MRT...and walk through a block of hdb...cross a road and u will see KRANJI ARMY CAMP.
just walk in and register...FREE RED HANG TEN T-SHIRTS GIVEN F O C...drinks and snacks provided...after practice got buses to drop u off at different mrts/bus exhanges.
COME...U MUST EXPERIENCE THE JOY OF MASS PERFORMANCE....I DIN REALISE HOW FUN IT IS!!!....;9)
my air steward pal from the SOKA ASSN asked me out...and i blur blur entertained him. GUESS WHERE I ENDED UP??
in KRANJI ARMY CAMP...all registered for the NDP performance..courtesy from the MEN'S DIVISION OF THE SOKA ASSN...and i m not even one of the member..
so since now i was in the pirate ship....do what the pirates do lor...went..HO HO HO..AND A MERRY ALSO...
and next i knew..i was HI..HA..HO..with the whole bunch of guys...haahaa..;9)
very fun!! u must come join. me will continue until the BIG NDP DAY...this will be the last performance is held in the NATIONAL STADIUM...cos after this event, it would be demolished and another part of our sense of belong bulldozed to rubble...dun understand why the bloody gov is doing this???
ANYWAY...COME JOIN ME...NEEDS A FEW HUNDRED MORE VOLUNTEERS...every thursday and sat..starting from 7pm to 9pm...drop at YEW TEE MRT...and walk through a block of hdb...cross a road and u will see KRANJI ARMY CAMP.
just walk in and register...FREE RED HANG TEN T-SHIRTS GIVEN F O C...drinks and snacks provided...after practice got buses to drop u off at different mrts/bus exhanges.
COME...U MUST EXPERIENCE THE JOY OF MASS PERFORMANCE....I DIN REALISE HOW FUN IT IS!!!....;9)
THE NAKED ME
what u dun bring with u...u won't bring back too...
nakedly, i come into this world....
quietly and nakedly i will leave...
the shell that i inhabit.....
will be the shell that i leave to this world..
from ashes to ashes....
bones to bones.....
from where my soul came...
and to where it shall return....
ornitouto....;9)
what u dun bring with u...u won't bring back too...
nakedly, i come into this world....
quietly and nakedly i will leave...
the shell that i inhabit.....
will be the shell that i leave to this world..
from ashes to ashes....
bones to bones.....
from where my soul came...
and to where it shall return....
ornitouto....;9)
I PLAN...I PLANNED...I WAS PLANNING....NOW I DUN PLAN NO MORE!!
PLS DUN MENTION THE WORD 'PLANNING'...i plan and i planned...and was then planning..and planning...
and still the bulldozers came..and my garden got flattened...4 TIMES .....in my career...CAN DIE U KNOW IF IT WERE TO BE U...do u know how much of my blood and sweat were buried by the bulldozers...how much were my resources being exhausted...
oh yes...! i planned and i planned again..and invested in CLOB shares hoping to speed up my finance to purchase a piece of beautiful land in jb so that i won't be at the mercy of the bulldozers from the paps...and what happened?
I GOT CLOBbered by the CLOB saga...ALL THANKS TO WOODY GOH, PINKIE CLOWN AND THE MATHATTER of matland...
and i planned...and planned again.....with my last ouce of energy...i planned and rented a nursery at the foot of mt faber...TELOK BLANGAH HILLs...beautiful...and when almost everything ready for business...a monstrous quinine tree fell on my garden sheds...and then heavy rain came...and my god!! mudslide!!!.....and all my plants and shelters were crashed...
so i planned and i planned again..with my tiny little breathe left...and built up the whole place spick and span...and then what happened?
PSA INCREASED MY GARDEN RENTAL 3 FOLDS...AND WANTED ME TO PUT IN A NEW OBSCENE RENTAL DEPOSIT...
and so be it...i gave up...no more cash...no more energy...no more breathe!!
I RETIRED!!....;9(
PLS DUN MENTION THE WORD 'PLANNING'...i plan and i planned...and was then planning..and planning...
and still the bulldozers came..and my garden got flattened...4 TIMES .....in my career...CAN DIE U KNOW IF IT WERE TO BE U...do u know how much of my blood and sweat were buried by the bulldozers...how much were my resources being exhausted...
oh yes...! i planned and i planned again..and invested in CLOB shares hoping to speed up my finance to purchase a piece of beautiful land in jb so that i won't be at the mercy of the bulldozers from the paps...and what happened?
I GOT CLOBbered by the CLOB saga...ALL THANKS TO WOODY GOH, PINKIE CLOWN AND THE MATHATTER of matland...
and i planned...and planned again.....with my last ouce of energy...i planned and rented a nursery at the foot of mt faber...TELOK BLANGAH HILLs...beautiful...and when almost everything ready for business...a monstrous quinine tree fell on my garden sheds...and then heavy rain came...and my god!! mudslide!!!.....and all my plants and shelters were crashed...
so i planned and i planned again..with my tiny little breathe left...and built up the whole place spick and span...and then what happened?
PSA INCREASED MY GARDEN RENTAL 3 FOLDS...AND WANTED ME TO PUT IN A NEW OBSCENE RENTAL DEPOSIT...
and so be it...i gave up...no more cash...no more energy...no more breathe!!
I RETIRED!!....;9(
LTS TEETUS
teetu here, teetu there...
teetus flying everywhere....
flinging their hair,
sending their love stares....
and all the lauhan will stick out their tongues...
and go hay hay hay....
teetu here, teetu there...
teetu invading everywhere....
in thailand, in matland, and most in sinkieland...
at geylang, at joo chiat, at chinatown....
and now even u see them gathering at queenstown...
lauhan here...and lauhan there...
lauhan in this island everywhere....
flock to them...flock to there...
flock to teetus everywhere.....
suck them here..suck them there...
suck them until...they are out of air!!!
......ornitoufo.....;9(
teetus flying everywhere....
flinging their hair,
sending their love stares....
and all the lauhan will stick out their tongues...
and go hay hay hay....
teetu here, teetu there...
teetu invading everywhere....
in thailand, in matland, and most in sinkieland...
at geylang, at joo chiat, at chinatown....
and now even u see them gathering at queenstown...
lauhan here...and lauhan there...
lauhan in this island everywhere....
flock to them...flock to there...
flock to teetus everywhere.....
suck them here..suck them there...
suck them until...they are out of air!!!
......ornitoufo.....;9(
oink...oink!!! this adulterous piggy is back!!
where were we?...oh yes...
sibeipine suggested to me to pose as chinjiagong's adulterer and he would flim me...in very compromising position of course. all the pics would be used in the court so that sibeikang wouldn't need to pay alimony...and may have sisuagong his son as custody...
HOW?...SHOULD I DO IT?..OBLIGE THEM...?...i dunno...i like sisuagong too...very very cute..this little joker!
NIGHT....
phone rang. "tarsah, wanna go karoke...i belanja...." sibeipine calling. ok lor...no need to pay...me go!!...;9)
so touching again!....sibeipine picked me up in his latest MERcz and off we went to clementi KBOX karaoke.
i was a bit suprised. his mum was also there. when we keyed in the songs, ordered the drinks, settled down...sibeipine's new gf started the ball rolling.
her name was ling mei. and goodness! she was gorgeous and sang very well too. a petite sweet little thing...so eye candy...;9). she was a beautician running her own business. sibeipine was really one heck of a fisherman...always caught the best plump mermaid!!
as she was singing, beipine mum related to me how suffering sibeikang was. hardly saw him smiling now. always like doom and gloom. she heard more squabbling then greeting from the couple.
and she asked me what did i think of sibeipine's indecent proposal....OH NO!!! not her too....u mean i had to act out the bad guy part....the ADULTEROUS PIGGY...no....!!! NO WAY!!
i told her both sibeikang and chinjiagong just got do compromise each other's failing....he had to do everything openly for her to see to the extend of letting her count his arsehairs...
and chinjiagong gotta to bury the past undoings of her hubby, if not it was going to be very hard to reconcile this 2 squabbling adults and parents..and their behaviours were more like immature spoilt brats. neither wanted to give way to the other......
when she was about to ask the next question...MEMORY....LIKE THE SOUND OF THE MOONLIGHT....HAS THE MOON LOST HER MEMORY....
my rendition of MEMORY...i belted it out...and later...another song....I LEFT MY HEART IN SAN FRANCISCO...and another...and another....
so she bo bian...and quietly listened...and got high and orgasmic in my songs rendition...and finally both me and she sang...GREEN FIELDS....and SOMETIMES WHEN WE TOUCH....
and so...the night ended.....and quickly i excused myself...and siam to the waiting taxi which was by then almost 1.15am...and shit...almost $10 to reach home...1.5times cab fare rate..
and...well...i din answer them to play that adulterer part...and hope they won't continue to pester me to act in it...for even for a MILLION BUCKS!
ornitoufo....
sibeipine suggested to me to pose as chinjiagong's adulterer and he would flim me...in very compromising position of course. all the pics would be used in the court so that sibeikang wouldn't need to pay alimony...and may have sisuagong his son as custody...
HOW?...SHOULD I DO IT?..OBLIGE THEM...?...i dunno...i like sisuagong too...very very cute..this little joker!
NIGHT....
phone rang. "tarsah, wanna go karoke...i belanja...." sibeipine calling. ok lor...no need to pay...me go!!...;9)
so touching again!....sibeipine picked me up in his latest MERcz and off we went to clementi KBOX karaoke.
i was a bit suprised. his mum was also there. when we keyed in the songs, ordered the drinks, settled down...sibeipine's new gf started the ball rolling.
her name was ling mei. and goodness! she was gorgeous and sang very well too. a petite sweet little thing...so eye candy...;9). she was a beautician running her own business. sibeipine was really one heck of a fisherman...always caught the best plump mermaid!!
as she was singing, beipine mum related to me how suffering sibeikang was. hardly saw him smiling now. always like doom and gloom. she heard more squabbling then greeting from the couple.
and she asked me what did i think of sibeipine's indecent proposal....OH NO!!! not her too....u mean i had to act out the bad guy part....the ADULTEROUS PIGGY...no....!!! NO WAY!!
i told her both sibeikang and chinjiagong just got do compromise each other's failing....he had to do everything openly for her to see to the extend of letting her count his arsehairs...
and chinjiagong gotta to bury the past undoings of her hubby, if not it was going to be very hard to reconcile this 2 squabbling adults and parents..and their behaviours were more like immature spoilt brats. neither wanted to give way to the other......
when she was about to ask the next question...MEMORY....LIKE THE SOUND OF THE MOONLIGHT....HAS THE MOON LOST HER MEMORY....
my rendition of MEMORY...i belted it out...and later...another song....I LEFT MY HEART IN SAN FRANCISCO...and another...and another....
so she bo bian...and quietly listened...and got high and orgasmic in my songs rendition...and finally both me and she sang...GREEN FIELDS....and SOMETIMES WHEN WE TOUCH....
and so...the night ended.....and quickly i excused myself...and siam to the waiting taxi which was by then almost 1.15am...and shit...almost $10 to reach home...1.5times cab fare rate..
and...well...i din answer them to play that adulterer part...and hope they won't continue to pester me to act in it...for even for a MILLION BUCKS!
ornitoufo....
LEETAHSAR, THE ADULTERER SWINE???
oh my god!! why am i putting myself in such a bad light?? ....:(
to begin today's real real out of this world story which just happened to me yesterday...my weird weird proposal after my encounter with sibeipine who no wonder so good to bring me a solid resin chair to replace my opening up one...;9(
i was laughing my guts out...my tummy almost splitted from the ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING...by the ever funny dotology....littlereddot...my comic idol...haahaa..
and then the phone rang. sibeipine was on the other line asking me to have lunch with him. he missed me after so long din see me...as if....hmmp! (must be problem lah...if not ..who's lts...no one bothers...as usual...)
while talking, the chair my butt was on gave way....and sibeipine was startled and asked. i told him. he said no problem, he sent one super resin pool chair later to me when he at the same time came to pick me up for lunch.
in about half an hour, in a flash, he was here. my goodness! nice chair!...very very cooling some more...u know..got aeration holes below my butts...haahaa...;9)
so touched...i told him today's lunch on me...off we went to zer ren...for timsum lunch...
so we ordered...and we makan..and we makan..and almost finished. sibeipine said wow..damn shiok the timsum here...and he ordered some more...and now he makan and he makan...and i was doing the mental calculation..SHIT!!!
"so, beipine, how much is the cost of the chair?" i asked, mopping beads of sweats forming at my brows and forehead. chuak sai u know....so many extras baskets timsums he ordered....;9(
"aiyah...forget it sar...forget it lah...we are brothers what!!" he spoke with splattered bits of food in his mouthful of gluey lor mai kai in lotus leaves. "i give that to u lah...."
"how much?" i persisted asking.
"$18 only lah"
and me did a fast calculation on the bill that i was going to pay...MY GOD!!! more than $50...siao liao!!!....;9( i could ve gotten myself about 3 of those chairs....;9(
so later, the bill came. as promised i foot the bill...$54.80...shit...exactly 3 chairs and 80c change some more....
now after having our fill, we started talking cock.
"sar, u know i got a new gf...damn chio u know..." sniggered the teeko sibeipine, the other half of the notorious rolanto brothers of the west. of course his elder brother would be nonetheless sibeikang.
"so how...when she's going to be history again?" i retorted rather sarcastically.
"Aiyah..dun like that lah, sar...." sibeikang was rather offended. "i think i m going to marry her....."
"sure or not...dun be shy....just tell me her expiry date...and i make sure i m not in town to settle all ur bo liao rubbish dump...." i shot him in the bones again.
"u think i m that bad meh?" he asked. "honestly sar, how u see beikang and chinjiagong's marriage...i mean do u think..u know...?"
"divorce?" i snapped. "yes!...sure divorce cos chinjiagong is one stubborn idiot who refuses to make any compromises...and keeps digging the past...there's no end to it...." i sighed.
"yes, sar.... i tot so too..." he turned gloom and doom. "but sar, u know my mum...and everyone in my family loves sisuagong...my cute cute clever nephew....HE'S SO CUTE AND LOVABLE....if they divorced, surely we will lose him to the mother....."
awkard silence. he looked at me.....i looked back blankly at him.
"sar....*slurp*!" he took a sip of the TIE GUAN YIN tea. "can u do us a big big favour?"
yes...i knew it...HERE IT COMES!!
"since chinjiagong likes u...and talk to u alot on her personal things with beikang...." he started rather jerkily and lor sohly. "and ur acting so good....can u act as her adulterer..so that we can film u with her in compromising position.....can...can?"
my eyebrows nearly popped out of my forehead...and i nearly fainted with flipped white eyes!!
"What the fuck are u talking?...this tea hor not liquor...u drunk is it???" i yelled back at him.
........to be cont'd....will lts oblige and become the adulterous swine....buy tickets now to find out the devious plan of sibeipine......
to begin today's real real out of this world story which just happened to me yesterday...my weird weird proposal after my encounter with sibeipine who no wonder so good to bring me a solid resin chair to replace my opening up one...;9(
i was laughing my guts out...my tummy almost splitted from the ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING...by the ever funny dotology....littlereddot...my comic idol...haahaa..
and then the phone rang. sibeipine was on the other line asking me to have lunch with him. he missed me after so long din see me...as if....hmmp! (must be problem lah...if not ..who's lts...no one bothers...as usual...)
while talking, the chair my butt was on gave way....and sibeipine was startled and asked. i told him. he said no problem, he sent one super resin pool chair later to me when he at the same time came to pick me up for lunch.
in about half an hour, in a flash, he was here. my goodness! nice chair!...very very cooling some more...u know..got aeration holes below my butts...haahaa...;9)
so touched...i told him today's lunch on me...off we went to zer ren...for timsum lunch...
so we ordered...and we makan..and we makan..and almost finished. sibeipine said wow..damn shiok the timsum here...and he ordered some more...and now he makan and he makan...and i was doing the mental calculation..SHIT!!!
"so, beipine, how much is the cost of the chair?" i asked, mopping beads of sweats forming at my brows and forehead. chuak sai u know....so many extras baskets timsums he ordered....;9(
"aiyah...forget it sar...forget it lah...we are brothers what!!" he spoke with splattered bits of food in his mouthful of gluey lor mai kai in lotus leaves. "i give that to u lah...."
"how much?" i persisted asking.
"$18 only lah"
and me did a fast calculation on the bill that i was going to pay...MY GOD!!! more than $50...siao liao!!!....;9( i could ve gotten myself about 3 of those chairs....;9(
so later, the bill came. as promised i foot the bill...$54.80...shit...exactly 3 chairs and 80c change some more....
now after having our fill, we started talking cock.
"sar, u know i got a new gf...damn chio u know..." sniggered the teeko sibeipine, the other half of the notorious rolanto brothers of the west. of course his elder brother would be nonetheless sibeikang.
"so how...when she's going to be history again?" i retorted rather sarcastically.
"Aiyah..dun like that lah, sar...." sibeikang was rather offended. "i think i m going to marry her....."
"sure or not...dun be shy....just tell me her expiry date...and i make sure i m not in town to settle all ur bo liao rubbish dump...." i shot him in the bones again.
"u think i m that bad meh?" he asked. "honestly sar, how u see beikang and chinjiagong's marriage...i mean do u think..u know...?"
"divorce?" i snapped. "yes!...sure divorce cos chinjiagong is one stubborn idiot who refuses to make any compromises...and keeps digging the past...there's no end to it...." i sighed.
"yes, sar.... i tot so too..." he turned gloom and doom. "but sar, u know my mum...and everyone in my family loves sisuagong...my cute cute clever nephew....HE'S SO CUTE AND LOVABLE....if they divorced, surely we will lose him to the mother....."
awkard silence. he looked at me.....i looked back blankly at him.
"sar....*slurp*!" he took a sip of the TIE GUAN YIN tea. "can u do us a big big favour?"
yes...i knew it...HERE IT COMES!!
"since chinjiagong likes u...and talk to u alot on her personal things with beikang...." he started rather jerkily and lor sohly. "and ur acting so good....can u act as her adulterer..so that we can film u with her in compromising position.....can...can?"
my eyebrows nearly popped out of my forehead...and i nearly fainted with flipped white eyes!!
"What the fuck are u talking?...this tea hor not liquor...u drunk is it???" i yelled back at him.
........to be cont'd....will lts oblige and become the adulterous swine....buy tickets now to find out the devious plan of sibeipine......
LAUHANKOO BACK FROM FUCKING HAAYDAI SPIDERS!
OH HOLY SHIT!!!
the bloody lauhankoo is back...and having slept enough...eaten full full...the radio commences........;9(
2 loudspeakers are on full blast now...HOW HUH???...JUMP OFF MY WINDOW???...;9(
great!! the door slammed!!...and mamalee just ran off...
and now it's going to be my turn next....shall i clench up...and use him for punchbag practice???
sorry guys...GOTTA TO BE GOING...IF NOT...I WILL HAVE ONE DEAD LAUHAN LYING ON THE FLOOR...see u all tonight!!...;9(
the bloody lauhankoo is back...and having slept enough...eaten full full...the radio commences........;9(
2 loudspeakers are on full blast now...HOW HUH???...JUMP OFF MY WINDOW???...;9(
great!! the door slammed!!...and mamalee just ran off...
and now it's going to be my turn next....shall i clench up...and use him for punchbag practice???
sorry guys...GOTTA TO BE GOING...IF NOT...I WILL HAVE ONE DEAD LAUHAN LYING ON THE FLOOR...see u all tonight!!...;9(
MY POWER FRENCH TOAST RECIPE...dun get too horny after eating....
OUTDOOR TRIP TO BOTANIC GARDENS....21-05-06
SUNDAY. was up at about 8 am. so excited and full of enthusiasm. my free gardening class held in my temple was finally officially ended...for the time being....;9)
today, it was outdoor visit with the whole gardening gang to BOTANIC GARDEN at about 11am. so was up to prepare some picnic finger food to belanja the group.
ah...! my rosemary is growing super due to the persistent rainfall....emm!! and smelling good and powerful!
so i would be making my FRENCH TOAST TODAY AND power the gang with my rosemary....;9)
RECIPE: (already bought one day before hand)
1 loaf SUNSHINE MULTI GRAIN BREAD
1 doz eggs
virgin olive oil
black pepper, organic soya soy (very expensive hor)
parsely - chopped up..minced
cumin seeds, thai special chilli powder
shittake mushroom.
method: VERY EASY..break eggs, chopped ur rosemary and parsley and mushroom. throw everything into eggs.
add soya soy, black pepper, chilli powder and 2 table spoon olive oil.
beat until thorough mix.
get non stick TEFAL pan. heat up and add a table spoon olive oil to the pan.
scoop about 3 tablespoonful egg batter mix into hot pan. let it simmer and fry a bit. almost cook but still watery, paste a pc of bread over the egg batter. PRESS and try to get all the spilled out egg into bread.
leave it to cook. flip the eggless bread and heat for awhile.
BREAD READY FOR EATING... repeat and done. ready for the day picnic at BOTANIC GARDENS ...;9)
use the bread wrapper to keep bread...cool bread first before putting them into wrapper...
and my rosemary, shittake power multi grain bread is ready to be eaten...very nutritious...very filling...;9)
SUNDAY. was up at about 8 am. so excited and full of enthusiasm. my free gardening class held in my temple was finally officially ended...for the time being....;9)
today, it was outdoor visit with the whole gardening gang to BOTANIC GARDEN at about 11am. so was up to prepare some picnic finger food to belanja the group.
ah...! my rosemary is growing super due to the persistent rainfall....emm!! and smelling good and powerful!
so i would be making my FRENCH TOAST TODAY AND power the gang with my rosemary....;9)
RECIPE: (already bought one day before hand)
1 loaf SUNSHINE MULTI GRAIN BREAD
1 doz eggs
virgin olive oil
black pepper, organic soya soy (very expensive hor)
parsely - chopped up..minced
cumin seeds, thai special chilli powder
shittake mushroom.
method: VERY EASY..break eggs, chopped ur rosemary and parsley and mushroom. throw everything into eggs.
add soya soy, black pepper, chilli powder and 2 table spoon olive oil.
beat until thorough mix.
get non stick TEFAL pan. heat up and add a table spoon olive oil to the pan.
scoop about 3 tablespoonful egg batter mix into hot pan. let it simmer and fry a bit. almost cook but still watery, paste a pc of bread over the egg batter. PRESS and try to get all the spilled out egg into bread.
leave it to cook. flip the eggless bread and heat for awhile.
BREAD READY FOR EATING... repeat and done. ready for the day picnic at BOTANIC GARDENS ...;9)
use the bread wrapper to keep bread...cool bread first before putting them into wrapper...
and my rosemary, shittake power multi grain bread is ready to be eaten...very nutritious...very filling...;9)
a touch of compassion from a reader to this goon sotong
From:
Newshope
20-May 02:36
To:
leetahsar
1782 of 1823
83628.1782 in reply to 83628.1781
your mom sounds like my aunt... maybe because they used to live in Kampong so they talk very loud... also maybe they also very kek sim by their husbands ... so become like that.
mindset and attitude are very difficult things to change... esp if for the older people.
For me, I dont just lun (tolerbate) .. i am hopeful, so I try to "educate" and "show" my parents how to be more gentle, considerate and loving towards the family members. It's hard but never too late to change. I find that although my old parents have love for us and each other but the communciation is very poor.. they dont talk about things, and if they do talk, the moment they open their mouths . it's all blaming words... and finger-pointing. Not good. Sometimes, we think that ..aiya talk to them also they dun understand, but if we never explain to them things, they definitely will never understand. Don't give up on your mom lah..... do you speak to her softly or loudly?
From:
leetahsar
20-May 12:02
To:
Newshope
1783 of 1823
83628.1783 in reply to 83628.1782
usually i treat her as singing her croaky karaoke...until she suay suay hits my dead point, then i snap back at her...which would shut her off...
but do u know she got another jue zhou..another more powerful dead point?
she will wail niagra falls on me...then how?....;9(....lan lan and get out of the house without second thought!!
yes, alot of us singles complain about our parents.....but when it comes to our turn to be....the history repeats....
maybe it's the parents' ways of showing concern, care and love...but sometimes such love presentation can be very very overbearing...don't u think so?
so for us CHILDREN...WE JUST GOT TO LOON...AND LOON...and loon until dunno then will explode...
and for the PARENTS....HAVE A THOUGHT AND SOME RESPECT AND SOME BREATHING SPACE FOR UR BELOVED CHILDREN....thank you!!!......
ornitoufo....;9)
From:
Newshope
20-May 19:40
To:
leetahsar
1784 of 1823
83628.1784 in reply to 83628.1783
Overbearing expression of love? Yes... often times, it happens, esp if the parents still think that their children are kids :) And worse still, if the parent has a dominating character.. or worse still, if the mother scared that her son will turn out to be her terrible husband so she tries to discipline/restraint her son in her own way lor. Many factors why they behave like that.. like upbringning, the people she hangs out with, her family background, her family members... etc<
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From:
leetahsar
20-May 20:14
To:
Newshope
1785 of 1823
83628.1785 in reply to 83628.1784
actually everything appears very simple to me u know...i m retired now. there's no distraction. when i meditate, my mind is so clear it can be scary..IT'S LIKE UNREAL....
i sense things before it happens...would u believe it?
ok back to u and ur problematic brother...
u already mention his 2yr old son is a treasure to him...if a ceramic is treasure to u and say, if ur mum chipped it, how would u feel?...u entrusted to ur mum...and she chipped it...
and now..it's not ceramic. it's ur brother flesh and blood, of course he's very upset what...!
what ur brother DID...is just a hearsay from u from those who complain against him. HAVE U WITNESS HIS WRONG DOING PERSONALLY?
the person(s) who complain do not means he/they are always right...take my mum for example. she bangs down my cacti dish garden which took me hours to create...I SHOULD BE THE ONE ANGRY...instead she was the one who radioed me...and complained me to all my sisters....
luckily, my sisters are righteous girls...they understood. they kept quiet cos' mum was the one at fault....if they tried to pacify with her, she would be further sadden...and then things could be worst...we understood...so we all SHUDDUP...IT'S A VERY SISTERLY/BROTHERLY MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING AMONG US.....maybe my pscyhic projection onto them, they received and understood....haahaa...;9)
u cannot take sides until u witness personally what transpired between ur brother and the rest of the family members...unfair to ur brother....u hear only from one side, the other side, ur brother is silence...
AND SILENCE DOESN'T MEAN HE'S IN THE WRONG...maybe he keeps quiet to avoid further misunderstanding....feel with ur compassionate heart...u will understand...
just like i keep slience...doesn't mean i admitted my fault...just that i dun want to provide the foolishness of my mum....GIVE WAY..IS THE BEST TO DETER A DIRECTION CONFRONTATION...
IN A FIGHT, THE PERSON WHO WITHDRAWS IS ACTUALLY THE STRONGER FIGHTER AND NOT THE COWARD.....
think and u should understand what i mean....ornitoufo...
dun hv to worry for me....cos...my family domestic upheavals are like pang sai to me.....so use to it liao.....LOVE, LOON(TOLERANCE), AND COMPASSION.....will help me to overcome all these nonsenses ....SO BE IT...ornitoufo....;9)
From:
Newshope
20-May 20:53
To:
leetahsar
1786 of 1823
83628.1786 in reply to 83628.1785
I know... you many people not to worry for you liao.. and I'm not lor. I was just raising various perspectives that's all and hope you won't get offended by my lor sor ness. I believe you may have already considered some of the options I raised. Good to know that you've reached a meditation state that gives u the peace.As always, I am cautious not to take sides or make judgement just based on hearsay .... pretty related to my profession. :)It always takes two to tango.. and I know the weaknesses of my parents that may aggravate the situation. For one, my mom does not know how to stand up for herself and most of her kids bully her, and they learnt it from their father. I know my brother since I was born :)) hehe.... He is not SILENT and he DOES not WITHDRAW. Of course I would not expect you to see the whole picture just from a post of coupla sentences from me. Even I don't have the whole picture. Hmmm... when the time comes, is the time to sort things out. Alas, let me not continue with this. thanks for your time.
ESSENCE OF PRAJNAPARAMITA HEART SUTRA
this msn chat i just posted is to tell everyone here...ur mum can't be any worst than mine...
so treasure ur mother no matter how bad she treats u...and ur father too...no matter how wrong he does unto u...
cos without them...u won't be here...just bear it...
IN PRAJAPARAMITA HEART SUTRA...it explains...
u r humiliated and bully this life is because in ur past life u might have bully them...
so just bear with it...the PO LOU MI OF HUMILIATION....bear with it...and then the next life...there will be no more debts with the humiliators anymore...
ORNITOUFO.....;9)
so treasure ur mother no matter how bad she treats u...and ur father too...no matter how wrong he does unto u...
cos without them...u won't be here...just bear it...
IN PRAJAPARAMITA HEART SUTRA...it explains...
u r humiliated and bully this life is because in ur past life u might have bully them...
so just bear with it...the PO LOU MI OF HUMILIATION....bear with it...and then the next life...there will be no more debts with the humiliators anymore...
ORNITOUFO.....;9)
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