MYSTERY OF THE RED UNDIES ....
SO I analysed the whole situation. HOW COME MAMALEE ENDED UP WASHING THE FT IT TENANT'S MYSTERIOUS RED UNDIES??
it goes like this.....
tenant went into toilet. stripped. hung clothings up at the wall hangers... his undies unwittingly dropped into my pail.
finished his shower and maybe his other things - the guys should know what ;9) . wiped dry. removed all his clothings. exit and head for his room...always revealing his 3 little dots and hairy chest to me...hahaha...;9)
next come leetahsar. went into toilet. stripped. threw his soiled smelly undies into pail. showered. never did the things most horny guys would do. dry. exit. watch tv. went to pc...on and started bo liao posting....
next morning come mamalee. went into toilet. grabbed a low stool. sat. started hand washing all the laundry. very little only. 3 person's and mainly undies.
finished. hung out all the undies to dry in bamboo poles. dried. collected all in. started interrogating me...WHY 2 UNDIES HUH....
mystery solved!
size 30 brilliant red undies... belongs to weird FT IT young tenant.
size XXL dull grey undies....belongs to LTS...
there, the mysterious red undies solved...and rewind pls...
I RETURNED THE BUNCH OF KEYS WITH THE RED UNDIES TO TENANT....
case closed.......;9)
Friday, September 01, 2006
part 2...the mysterious red undies.....size 30
TO unrevel the mysterious weird FT IT tenant's red underwear, i have to goston to the previous day when i was taking my shower....
into the toilet cubicle i entered. stripped. about to throw my undies into the pail which i always throw my undies in.
was suprised how come got another red undies inside. tot it was mum's...so bo chap and threw mine in. showered....
next morning, mum hand washed the clothings. hung and dried them out in bamboo poles....
after clothings dried, mamalee kept the clothings and asked me. "tahsar, why u changed 2 undies in one day?"
"hah? 2 undies?.....no lah...one only what..." i was blurred. i went to see the red undies...size 30. "mum, my undies is XXL....this is only size 30....i thought it was urs!!"
we looked at each other...and shit!! must be FT IT tenant's....how did his undies drop into my pal?
........cont'd.....the mystery of the red undies.....revealed!!
into the toilet cubicle i entered. stripped. about to throw my undies into the pail which i always throw my undies in.
was suprised how come got another red undies inside. tot it was mum's...so bo chap and threw mine in. showered....
next morning, mum hand washed the clothings. hung and dried them out in bamboo poles....
after clothings dried, mamalee kept the clothings and asked me. "tahsar, why u changed 2 undies in one day?"
"hah? 2 undies?.....no lah...one only what..." i was blurred. i went to see the red undies...size 30. "mum, my undies is XXL....this is only size 30....i thought it was urs!!"
we looked at each other...and shit!! must be FT IT tenant's....how did his undies drop into my pal?
........cont'd.....the mystery of the red undies.....revealed!!
I OPENED THE DOOR OF MY TENANT'S ROOM
yes damn suay!!
first belanja him the solid yam beehoon which i cooked. then he said he's going to sleep with his sister who stayed at a nearby block...cos her husband was outstationed....
then misunderstanding started...because of my good intention and kaypohji again!
he packed some of his barangs....closed his room door. then rushed to the toilet to pee...returned, opened his room (dunno for what)...went in, came out.....closed again...and zoomed off...
there i was happy like fuck!!...could practised my guitar now...i can't if he is around and try not in case i disturb him...BUT NOW HO SEH LIAO!
and there on the floor just outside his room, one bunch of keys.
so kaypohji me went to open his room to check whether he got closed the windows...off the fans and other appliances...and when about to close and locked it, HE STEPPED IN.
he saw me about closing his door and asked, "WHAT ARE U DOING IN MY ROOM?" his tone rather offensive and meaning deep...
i told him checking whether windows got shut or not if not raining the whole room was going to be flooded...and my teak parquet flooring was damn expensive...
and then i passed the bunch of keys to him with his underwear...
CHOTTO MATTE!!!.....WHERE THE UNDERWEAR COMES FROM???...RED ONE SOME MORE!!!....
ahh.....to be conti'd......hahahaha...;9)
first belanja him the solid yam beehoon which i cooked. then he said he's going to sleep with his sister who stayed at a nearby block...cos her husband was outstationed....
then misunderstanding started...because of my good intention and kaypohji again!
he packed some of his barangs....closed his room door. then rushed to the toilet to pee...returned, opened his room (dunno for what)...went in, came out.....closed again...and zoomed off...
there i was happy like fuck!!...could practised my guitar now...i can't if he is around and try not in case i disturb him...BUT NOW HO SEH LIAO!
and there on the floor just outside his room, one bunch of keys.
so kaypohji me went to open his room to check whether he got closed the windows...off the fans and other appliances...and when about to close and locked it, HE STEPPED IN.
he saw me about closing his door and asked, "WHAT ARE U DOING IN MY ROOM?" his tone rather offensive and meaning deep...
i told him checking whether windows got shut or not if not raining the whole room was going to be flooded...and my teak parquet flooring was damn expensive...
and then i passed the bunch of keys to him with his underwear...
CHOTTO MATTE!!!.....WHERE THE UNDERWEAR COMES FROM???...RED ONE SOME MORE!!!....
ahh.....to be conti'd......hahahaha...;9)
latest email from choobeebee 2nd sep '06
Subject :
Re: FAKE PICS sibeipine GAVE ME
Inbox
Dear luv,
sorry haven't talk or write you anything since I'm back....very busy & also I'm not too well. anyway, I'll go and take some nice pictures specially for you, ok? at this moment of time, I don't have any to give to you so give me one week then.
I haven't even open yr website to read all the stories...but I knw I'll enjoy reading it. once again, thnak you for everything. I really enjoyed my stay in singapore partly because of you...looking forward to seeing you again soon in Oct, yes? :)
take care & regards.
see, bb emailed today......and shit!! she procrastinating....!!...;9(beebee, if u still dun send me pics to clear my good name, come oct when u r here....then u will know hor!......;9)
Re: FAKE PICS sibeipine GAVE ME
Inbox
Dear luv,
sorry haven't talk or write you anything since I'm back....very busy & also I'm not too well. anyway, I'll go and take some nice pictures specially for you, ok? at this moment of time, I don't have any to give to you so give me one week then.
I haven't even open yr website to read all the stories...but I knw I'll enjoy reading it. once again, thnak you for everything. I really enjoyed my stay in singapore partly because of you...looking forward to seeing you again soon in Oct, yes? :)
take care & regards.
see, bb emailed today......and shit!! she procrastinating....!!...;9(beebee, if u still dun send me pics to clear my good name, come oct when u r here....then u will know hor!......;9)
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