Tuesday, January 10, 2006
why he cannot fire sperm missiles at home? no target at home, is it?
From: leetahsar 14:14 To: BabaEro11 693 of 703 83628.693 in reply to 83628.690
at home only verbal missiles that sure kena me...cos me big size...cannot miss.... i dunno whether he fires in geylang or not cos always got his whole bunch of lan han koo's board meeting...and like from morn to night...the house is exceptionally peaceful... this bunch now located another spot in desaru...and on friday...they go there...and return the next day...shiok, huh!...all the lan han here are equipped with deadly bloodhounds dun pray pray ok...can kill spider spirits and eat their pussycats as tits and bits.....;(
oh ya...i remember u now...the one with the yellowing leaves from urea....in my plants problems page... so u r filipino living in filippines near a white sand beach house...u lucky devil...can i visit u and stay permanently with u hah? can or not...pls pls...
From: BabaEro11 14:24 To: leetahsar 697 of 703 83628.697 in reply to 83628.693
your rolanto so rich, go so far fire sperm missiles. is he sowing his seeds elsewhere, planning to migrate in future? you intro him to the 'below banana tree' lah, nearer n shd be cheaper. if his viagra fails, u can rush there quick.
Pare, u r rite. u r most welcum. can charge u special rates n less. working for my "rolanto" in a bitch resort.
From: leetahsar 14:34 To: BabaEro11 699 of 703 83628.699 in reply to 83628.697
last time he was freaking rich. he went to ur shore at subic bay for gambling in US$......u ve to excuse me...fired at ur country spider spirits....one of the spider even called here. i received the call....she said "honey when u cum...i very lonely...i miss u ...i love u...i..." and i cut her off by saying, " this is not rolanto...this is his son, tarsah!" click! she hung up. later she sent a love letter: HONEY, i miss u...i very lonely..when u come? my son also miss u...u give US5k...i can connect phone line...then i can call u easily....i love u...." this i gave it to mamalee as evidence just in case she decides: that's it! i going to divorce him once and for all...he can fire his bloody sperms missiles until he dies cock standing, i dun care anymore!!! :(
shit! the bickering is still continuing...sorry guys..will reply ur mails tonite...i cannot tahan already...me got to buzz off before i ended up jumping off the window....;9(...2 stereos are now in full blast...maxi volume!!!...jialat!
today's hari raya haji. the rain is still pouring. already raining for 3 days non stop and whole day,too.
i was wickedly feeling happy. i thought good the bloody devlish horny old man would be stuck in haaydai feeding orgasmically away his sperms to the spider spirits there. best! if there is a flooding there. then he doesn't need to come home. i can enjoy more days of peace and tranquility.
but no! he's back. unsually when he returns home it would be like about 5 something in the morning. no one knows until he comes over next door for his morning cuppa and breakfast and starts the day by stirring up peevish troubles for me and mamalee. and yes...he came over while i was washing up. SHIT!!
mum and me are suppose to timsum later. hell! now all cancelled. we dun like him to tag along with us. we normally will be embarrassed when he goes irritate those red star restaurant lau aunties waitresses. Rolanto: "ah jie, please bring chillies". he would start his usual fucking irritating gimmicks.
then the auntie waitress came with the green vinegared chillies. rolanto: "ah jie, can give me red ones..." so off the old waitress would go and bring him the red chillies...."er...got those chilli padi ones or not?" with this last stupid request, u wish u weren't there with this super irritant lau han. and also if u look at the auntie's head with the ceiling light behind, u can actually notice steam emitting out of her crop of dyed black hairs.....hahaha...
now all alerts are on for me and mamalee. we know once he's back means he's also broke. not only the spider spirits sucked him dried of his sperm..and maybe his blood, too. all the money he got from us - the monthly protection fees and the rentals from ft tenant should have been gleefully transfered into the spider's web already....
now a broke bloke. his mind would be up to no good again and would try all his very lame and irritating antic to shake us for more dough.....so RED ALERT on. missiles prepared. target locked in.... on false move from the bloody lau han koo, and he will get it from me and mamalee. we have informed the sisters too. and they also alert on.
bloody lau han standard money shaking initiation goes like this: "sar, sar.....come here pls...got something to discuss with u..." u heel him and approach him, the next thing out of his mouth would be..."u got money or not , huh...can give me $50...i hungry leh...i wanna to go eat..." ya..and for fifty buck, i can order one claypot sharkfin from thai village restaurant....He's asking obscene amount so that he can buy a mountain range of 4Ds lottery....han koo, han koo...u gotta be more creative if u wanna to shake money from us....no way we are going to fall for ur silly ploys anymore....god bless u....my dear father!
i will be observing him especially his lips. if it synches too drastic or tilted or slur too much, i will know that he really over fired his sperm missiles. his fleas infested bloodhound must have worked very hard into overtime. he must had been fed with excessive pirate thai viagra...and bless u lau han...ur handling up ur IC is nearer than u think.....:(
From: BabaEro11 13:48 To: leetahsar 685 of 703 83628.685 in reply to 83628.633
wow, your father rolanto like that, arhh?How cum he go haaydai fire sperm missiles at spider spirits? Ay home no target to fire?
my reply:
the nearest would be batam...his long range missiles can fired from home to there...and kill a few indo blur cheapskate spiders there....hahahaha
and aussieb anxiously chipped in:
Upon reading this post,http://forums.delphiforums.com/sammyboymod/messages?msg=83628.684
Brother, I can literally here your scream from here! Wish I cud suggest kind of a solution. Not easy this situation. Like to let you know that there are ppl out here who are all ears. Sympathizers here may want to lend you a shoulder if you wanna do the niagara falls, but IMHO professional advice shud be sought.If you like a chat on this, email me the ID of your chat program and I'll meet you there.
so i replied him:
aussieb...u dun ve to worry about me...i ve told u before...me is a goon...and very forgetful....dun harbor any anger .....just a strange melacholic sadness for him...he's after all the other half that produces this goon here.....and early in the morning even before half a day he's back....the quarrelling between he and mamalee already started....
he insisted the mamalee do his laundries...his underwears especially...if not dun ve any to wear....and now it's like pouring like shit here...3 days already and still pouring....how to wash...how to dry...but he demanded...so the stereos start...me going to buzz off soon...hopefully they slug it out...and then one dead one badly injured...then there definitely would be peace finally in these 2 pigeonholes, 4 rms..2 kitchens that i m staying....sad ;9(
cantbeassed
8-Jan 22:16
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leetahsar
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Anymore pics dear??
From:
leetahsar
8-Jan 23:08
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cantbeassed
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er...no lah...very pai seh u know...i m suppose to be a ghost writer. exposing myself has already made me very vulnerable. sorry dearie. hope u understand.
From:
cantbeassed
8-Jan 23:27
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leetahsar
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i tell u what, if your only showing one pic, why not show us the "behind" view??
From:
leetahsar
8-Jan 23:32
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cantbeassed
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*blush*...wish on girl!...if i show, i will definitely have an attack of the chronic gays....u want them to ruin my perfect round and shiny aug 15 bom-bom? :)
From:
cantbeassed
8-Jan 23:38
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leetahsar
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LOL, i'm just messing with you my lovely leetashar:)) and we certainly don't want any gay men trying to trick you into bending over now do we?!?!
From:
leetahsar
8-Jan 23:45
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cantbeassed
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ya...good u understand...see my own depressed and deprived hunky male pal already aiming at my blackhole....those gay spider spirits ...goodness! i will definitely be doped, dragged and raped until i dun even know what's my real surname is....hahahaha....dearie...u are driving me deliriously crazy...hahaha
Frankly, I think its a bladdy waste if you 'retire'. Go and live life! There's plenty to be done out there, if you know what I mean.
and my reply to him:
but i am living like i neber live before...and only regret din retired earlier....i am going places...my next destination...TAIWAN.
From:
aussiebiz
7-Jan 01:55
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leetahsar
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^^...but i am living like i neber live before...^^
Excellent!! that's one big, big problem solved!
Brother Lee,
I have personally know many ppl who have all the material comforts, very well off financially, got plenty of all the whatever C's(Credit Cards, Condos, Cannons, Cats, Cars, Country Clubs, etc, etc) and much more ...but sadly I can see they lack what many less well off ppl incl me have; and they don't; i.e. the inner peace and joy which cannot be purchase wif money.
So excuse me for saying this, stop whinning abt 'yesterday's'cruel and traumatic days, live for today, look positivelyfor a better tomorrow! Do you want me to get all the poststhat you've posted in this thread to sober you up??
Sori to say this, I sometimes think you are a very confusedperson. Notwithstanding that, even the visually handicapped may be a able to see that you are a nice person. I had come to this conclusion after reading many of the posts you've written in this forum for which I take it at face value. I must confessto some degree I have learn and gain some knowledge from this and your other threads.
so i told me in my next reply:
aussieb...i really hope u stop worrying about me...do u know that i even shouted to the world:
I AM THE HAPPIEST GOON ALIVE IN THE WORLD!
now how can i be unhappy....i said go sulk in a dark corner...dun talk my words literally lah....i am just teasing u guys.
i was infact happy cos #1 i am finally free from being someone's reserve sparetyre and #2 i dun have to entertain talking to choobeebee hours and hours of lor soh heartbreaks she got from sibeipine...u know like an agony uncle. she really can spend on the phone bills u know....money no problem to this freaking rich ex-chiobu of my.
and #3 i was very very happy for her and hope she finally finds true love in that freaking rich bf and can live happily ever after like a fairytale. the only time i was sad...ok not sad disappointed was my presents...my parting gifts she suppose to give me. instead she dares confess she detoured with bf to KL to party the NEW YEAR 2006...shit! and she din ask me along....:(
so brother, i should be the last person u worry in this world....all the gods, buddhas, daishonin, mother mary, pusas...etc...they are my friends and surely they protect and love this big goondu goon here....if not explain my luck in $Ds and totos...if suppose hor...if i strike the really super jackpot toto...i may invite people here to my give away free gifts party...just only suppose lah...daydream what, can right? ;9)
YES...aussieb...life is REALLY going on for me...after my garden was bulldozed, i was totally down and almost out. that's where i saw this site and lst time, i posted here. i got very encouraging words from someone called AHBENGSONG and a few others...who is now rarely heard...
i was very apprehensive. i wasn't young anymore. the saving was like almost approaching "empty". there was cloudiness and imminent darkness right ahead of me....my confidence was rock bottomed....
then i saw the buddhist beads a nun gave me during my 2nd trip to hk which i took a ferry to TAI YEE SHAN IN LANTAU island. took a bus up poh lian see...and there she was this kindly friendly nun. my lst encounter with her...we talked. she belanja me tea..talked and then suddenly she removed her beads and gave it to me....
me being a goon..take lor and thanked her. when i returned, i never really bothered about the strings of ebony colored beads. i just hanged somewhere.
then by affinity, a temple in balestier called me up to remove a rogue mango tree in their compound which was overgrown and making the temple very YIN....so i brought in my artillery....my group of small army of indians and bangalas i borrowed from my indian chief contractor. we rid the tree way through the night and ended at about 8pm+...
then the da si shiong of the temple invited me over during the weekend to buddhist chant. and i tot what the heck! free what go see lor...so i just pick up my ignored buddhist beads the nun gave me and blur blur went to the temple.
when the jokers there saw my beads, they thought i very deep cos the beads i was holding was ebony colored, theirs was a very pale whitish one.
da shi shiong asked me if i had chant like eons. i was surprised and blur when he asked me so. i told i roughly only knew a bit to chant the prajnaparamita heart sutra only. then he explained to me that by the appearance and color of the beads i was holding, it must came from some one who had chanted all his life to turn the pale colored beads to ebony dark. i was lagi blur...i revealed to him that the beads was given by a nun in lantau island...and then he told me i got affinity with buddhism...and so...the predomination keeps appearing hence thus in my dreams...i was a monk in yellow robe...my god...how to siam...huh...like in those movies u know...the dreams keep appearing....and i see myself a monk in yellow robe. mati lah, leetahsar...surely i hope i m not going to get it one day...but so be it...if it does come, it come..i will just accept it. but for now, i siam...i haven't enjoyed my retired life enough to forsake everything and go botak and be monk...so there u r. the uncanniness of my life.funny and weird. i also sometime feel very puzzled.
people study, go army. get a job. find a gf. patho. marries. produces babies. upgrade to grams...then mati. me...everything is totally far out and different from the average sinkie. funny hor?
so i called myself, leetahsar...the gooniest of the goons....hahaha;9) and stiking lotteries is my hobby now...hahahaha
like i said...i m the official time-keeper. i keep time now and not time keeps me. i am a free spirit. do what i want. go where i wish. there's nothing now...totally nothing that bimds me...so here i go again....
AM I THE HAPPIEST GOON IN THE WORLD? ;)
From:
aussiebiz
7-Jan 17:57
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leetahsar
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Time to change your nic to:
(NO MORE GOON)leetahsar
From:
leetahsar
7-Jan 18:07
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aussiebiz
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i still prefer to be a goon. a goon would not harbor hatred, vengeance, envy, and very forgetful...so it's easier to forgive and forget....
the trouble with this world and especially here in sinkietown, people thought they have eyes...but they can't see. they thought they have ears...but they can't hear. and worst they thought they have the minds...yes that they have ...but they lack the hearts....
and who are the people who fit the best to these mentality i ve just described....none other than the hopelessly ministars living in denials of the actual suffering of the people who vote or walkover them in....very very sad :(
and next erection, i dun think i will be able to cast my opps vote cos sure walkover again unless the opps can come up with 7 jokers to pit against lau lee who bosses over this super duper 7 cons grc...very sickening. make it bigger like 81 out of this world hyper super duper flooper grc...and they definitely get their thick skinned bei pine sey landslide victory....GOOD LUCK TO THEM!