some more weirdos....these can be seen...whereas in human, they are deadly insiduous...

..pantherchimp

...eleorang utan
...pussybit
...walruskeet
...penguinger

more than what u think u seen...use this on people, u should know what i mean....

...kangasquirrel

....dogcock

...crocduck

...parrotdog

dogsparrow

LOOK AT THESE PICS...u know why some people dun look like what they appear to be....

A RETRIEAGLE?
ELEPHANDOG
ELEKOALA


clockwise: sparrowfox, parrochameleon

flying croc

MEAN BANKER; FILTHY LAWYER!

then there were lawyer and banker...no wonder they are know as snakes...so slippery cunning and sly...
one banker came to my nursery...asked about plants...wanna to do up his garden. i was eager. new business prospect right?
wrong!!...pure exploitation of the poor from the filthy rich!
drew him a design with detailed planting arrangement and plants names including the quantities required...brought him all over the nurseries to look at the plants...
and later...all of a sudden, quiet down...
one fine day, i passed by his addressed...my god!..guess what the garden was done up according to my design specs...
and me being wasted like a week time for nothing...and my design...HE STOLE IT!...without paying me a single cent!

some years later, a lady lawyer came...and she repeated the same damn thing!!!
and worst, this lady lawyer was recommended by one of my rich pal who's dead father's properties were put in her charge....
god bless my pal!...hope she din sup away all the properties his old man left for me....;9(

From:
max1421
20:11
To:
leetahsar
13 of 18

111186.13 in reply to 111186.12
Thanks for the light-hearted sharing of personal experiences. He who provides a scientific name for plants must have a real love for them. Could we have some common friends, apart from the lovely greens? Are you still in the landscaping business? I thought OTC was at 1 [number of yellow flower] Road. Warmest regards.

From:
leetahsar
20:15
To:
max1421 unread
14 of 18

111186.14 in reply to 111186.13
sorry...got mixed up ..OTC address was KHEAM HOCK RD...a side root from bt timah...nice place...big..and very simple...
very pte person wanted me to suggest a dense screening plant for greater privacy...

From:
leetahsar
20:24
To:
max1421 unread
15 of 18

111186.15 in reply to 111186.13
"BOB....can u pls come to my place immediately...." a voice rang from my handphone. "my hibiscus is shedding leaves...dunno why??...can come now?"
a customer of my who lived in east coast road called, saying her problematic hisbiscus problem.me was then at the foot of mt faber....quite a distance there u know...
being quite free that day, i biah there only to realise she wasn't watering her plants...and not only hibiscus but the rest of the plants are shedding leaves....so bo bian..since i was there, i water for her...took like one hour...
after i left...and it wasn't even my maintenance day....i provided her a twice a month manintenance service....
and after that...THANK U...that's it!...no compromise me with petrol money or what...just a thank u..a cup of plain water...and she meant for me to GET LOST!...;9(

the worst part was my tao chew...or first hand man two timed on me..u know..potong goyong...left him there to do the work...and he went canvassing for new personal contracts around the area....
i din know until that lady customer told me...of course i was furious...he spoilt the market by charging dirt cheapskate cheap...cos he was there doing the work...after finished , he went do all his personal contracts....without my knowledge..:(
and to think i taught him so many things..how to use relevant chemicals for relevant horticultural problems...where to buy those chemicals...and at what price...so on..so forth. see...even the disloyal poor also tekan the hand that fed him...so be it...i was utterly disappointed with him...
he was a young simpleton guy who once grew veggies at the old chua chu kang rd where my 2nd garden were relocated from the demolished MANDAI one and closed by to his...
and a big big basket of veggies he grew after days of tender loving care barely fetched $50...now he just did my contract and per visit he already got $80..and that was only for maybe about an hr plus work...
so many jobs i sub contracted to him...even set up a company for him...so that he will be able to be independent....in fact i had a deeper plan for him...i was eyeing at that time a piece of beautiful land in JB....
when i found out his real insiduous and greedy character...i had 2nd thought...anyway, i was suddenly hit by the CLOB saga and all my coffin money gone...kapooh!...so the deal to seal that piece of beautiful land was ruined....:(
so MAN PROPOSE; HEAVEN DISPOSE...
now i dun plan anymore...i take each day at a time...what come will come...what go...will go...no need to worry...no need to fear...trust in ur own compassion...and everything sure turns out fine...
ornitoufo....;9)....and so I RETIRED!

HE WAS BUT just one of the nasty rich...i dealt with rich people...cos only they live in landed property with gardens...and that's where my expertise come in...
i even done ong teng cheong's house in khean hian rd off bt timah...
he's a modest humble man and owns an lauporka mercz and a honda accord...
and also a daughter of our ex president...very fusspot...i terminated her contract...cos too inquisitive...
do 2 hours gardening works in her house, she would call and ask 3 hours questioning..can die u know this type of people...

no. this is true personal account...there's another one ....
very very rich hkie who owns a big shopping complex downtown.
the wifey engaged me to designed her gardens. they were actually renting a colonial bungalow from PIDEMCO at 5 figures rental...no joke! crazy u know so much money might as well buy one freehold properties...
anyway she bought a pair of monstrous FA CAI SHU...of course, it was me who FA not her.
well Fa cai shu botanical name is called PACHIRA EQUATICA...
and once awhile the bushes can get quite messy. to handle this plant or rather a tree, u have to be ruthless. u must prune the whole canpony hard and way down.
i know the reason, the rich bitch didn't. so one day she asked me to prune the 2 monster pachira.
so according to my expertise, i pruned it botak.
she saw. she shocked. she screamed. she rushed up her room. got a camera snapped the botaked pair of pachiras and threaten to sue me...
me was angry explain to her. din understand blinded by fury...I WANNA SUE U!!...I WANNA SUE!!..
so i told my guys...LET'S PACK AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE....and from there on i terminated this crazy woman's contract...
about the sue part..well, it din come. in a couple of weeks, the trees grew back even more beautiful. she called and asked me to return and continue looking after her garden...sorry!..no way even if she increased my payment...
cos i wasn't sure which day she might go berserk again..and this it won't be suing...she might screamed...U MOLESTED ME...U RAPED ME!!...i will die pain pain....;9(
so it's good luck and goodbye to her. doesn't mean she got money i must work for her...
want other stories how the rich plays the poor??...me got tonnes of it...yes...maybe put it into my pizza shop...
but it won't give u a happy feeling after reading them....

HOW THE FILTY RICH PLAYS THE POOR....ME!

i tell u my weird encounter i had with matas some years back when i was still running my plants business.
a very rich guy called me to come to check on his fallen tree in his house. so an appointment was made. as his place was very very ulu, i was late by half an hour.
on reaching there, i rang the doorbell to the gate. a indonesian maid opened the gate and let me in to inspect on the fallen tree and other trees in his premises that needed to be pruned or chopped off.....
as i was inspecting, in came a mata car and 2 mata kias. they grabbed me and asked me what the hell i was doing here looking around.
i was shocked...i told them the owner requested my presence to check on the fallen tree. i showed them my name card. and they demanded my ic which i gladly gave them.
then i called the bloody freako owner on my mobile. guessed what he said on the phone?
he said he called the matas cos i was late in my appointment. and now he treated me as trespassing his premises. i scolded him U FREAKING CRAZY JERK!
then hung up the phone. i told the mata kias. LOOKED THERE WERE BIG ALSATIANS INSIDE THERE. THEY WERE LOCKED UP. THE MAID ALLOWED ME ENTRY...SO WHAT TRESPASSING???
that hit some senses into the 2 idiotic matas and one of the guy let go of the hold on me. i told them i was going to F off cos this owner was a psycho irritants. the matas agreed. off i drove my trusty pickup...
yes the 2 mata kias apologised to me..and agreed the owner was crazy....and they closed the case.
so u see...rich people when they wanna let u make a few miserable dollars...they make sure they make u make it very very sadistically....
hopefully, one fine bitter stormy night, the rotting monster mango tree can collaspe into this jerk's bedroom with him lying underneath there....
HEAVEN WILL TAKE CARE OF SUCH EVIL RICH PEOPLE....for the bad karmas they sow...just like the paps....wait and see.