Wednesday, July 12, 2006

MY EYES WAS FROSTED TODAY IN PUBLIC POOL

itsy bitsy tiny bikini...............

yes...i was having the cheapest thrills of my life. FREE OF CHARGE!
went to the public pool for dip. entered the toilet. gosh! lots of changes. no more opened cubicle type anymore. but fitted with locked door...GOOD!...dun have to be groped by horny teekopeh gays who always sit around on the bench and drools at my moon...:(
after changed into my found recycle trunks, off i went to the pool...something funny leh?...how come the pool like only a few men...but my god...the chiobus flooded the pool...
JACKPOT!!!
so i swam breaststroke...and she swam breaststroke...in opposite direction...my god!!...could have nosebled u know...;9)
and not one..but like about 8 chiobus..young...firm..busty...and in one or two pieces bikinis so tight...alamak!...i m going to have wet dreams tonight liao...haahaa...;9)
san chai..san chai..!...and chui guo..chui guo...to me...ornitoufo.....;(0

me was trying hard to stay underwater doing the breast stroke for as long as i could hold my breath....and soon...another pair of mountains appeared on my left side...
wow!... this one was in 2 pcs orange pokka dot bikinis...i almost forgot to surface to breathe...phew!!!
and soon upon reaching the other ends....my god!!...kuay tui 2 pairs...were in the water...so slender...so fair....alamak...i added my drools to the pool liao...;9)
then i surfaced reaching the other end of the pool....wow!! damn damn sweet ladies...chatting away....i was wearing my power goggles...so thankful to my sister who gave me this...if not i would have missed alot of sweet things....;9)
shit!...goggle all misted! removed and wet it and put it back. realised the girls were looking into my direction...i must have electrocuted them when i removed my goggles to wet....they smiled sweetly at me...of course, me smiled back and gave them a faint salute...
giggled....heehee...so cute!...and both them started swimming in breast stroke again to the other pool end......
of course, the piggy swam too lah...wow lau!!! kar kwuee kwuee...i thought i was coming down with cramp...in my anaconda area...haahaa...;9)
chui guo ....chui guo!....

when i finally reached the far where my pair of merbabes were....i couldn't help myself panting like a merdog....;9)
the pair were giggling..and sending shoot bak signals...wow lau...time to eletrocude them with my gazing electric eyes...yes!!
removed my degreed goggles...shit! blind as a bat!...just shoot bak lor...and soon..yes...very fast kinda of soon...one of them waded towards me.....

let me continue what happened when i shoot bak with the 2 cutie jap sweetie pies..
the one in orange pokka dots bikini kept giggling at my direction. before i knew it she was wadding towards me...in such sensual manners...aiyoyo....i hoped i didn't add any personal cream into the pool.....
was i excited!! and my anaconda was like steaming the water!
"ah..no neh!....squeeze me...." the first things that was blurted out of her cheery red small pouting lips....
"squeeze u???" i was shocked. my god! aren't jap cuties getting bolder these days!....in enlarged eyes now with more electricity shooting at her..."yes?" i responded...luckily was in the water. she couldn't differentiate the drools from my lips...;9)
"...ah no...er...me yippinies..."
of course i know lah..sweetie pie! u r yippinies...i mean japanese....
"er...ah no neh.....u..er..."
"yes..yes..."
"er...ah no neh...time...." she finally blurted one engrish word.
"oh...yes..me very free...." i replied eagerly..
"er...heehee...sony....niak..niak!"...she stuttered. her gf in lime bright green again pokka dots 2 pcs bikinis....zoomed in...
she was giggling, petitily cupping her wide opened mouth with palm.... "sorri...nas ka...." she interrupted...."time....." she pointed to the big clock at the cafeteria of the pool...
"oh can..can...me very very free....what time?" i eagerly replied.
and both the girls went wild...giggling..and gesticulating among themselves..and blah..blah..blah with each other...
then they turned to me. "ya..ya...what time??"...
"oh any time also can...me very very free..." i smiled back my big piggy smile that vanished my eyes into slit.
"sony...er..sorri...nas ka...." they blushed. " no...nyet...nyet!!..." then they gestured by putting 2 opened palms and bringing them together so that one thumb on left touched the thumb on right...
OH.!..ho!....u mean to ask me what time close...the pool....SHIT!!...me was so embarrassed!...now my turn to blush...and my anaconda was drowned...dead...and reverted to worm!...shit!!
after told them closed at 9.30pm...."arigato...gosen mas de...!" the two cutie pies wadded away...and couldn't stop giggling leaving me standing their like a blown off merpiggy sotong...lost as ever....shit!
so back to my swimming and oogling at the rest of the underwater "mountains"...wow...a cup 36D just floated past....
my god! was i having the whale of my life!...the very first in queenstown swimming pool....haahaa...;9)