HOW TO TELL A TRUTHFUL RELIGION?

just got a posting from a dear brother aussieb asking me the above...so here's my reply to him:

religion comes and religion goes...ve u heard about NICHIREN BUDDHISM....well, it's founder NICHIREN DAISHONIN...claimed that he was the present day buddha and thus established this quite new religion. but if u do a google search, u realise that this whole japanese religion or cult is in a mess...ALL BECAUSE OF POWER, FAME AND MONEY....so u see urself....

already mentioned ...very easy to gauge a religion real or fake.

IF IT'S FOR THE MONEY...ALWAYS STRESS ON MONEY....IT'S DEFINITELY FAKED...only humans need money and plenty of it.

A REAL TRUE RELIGION DUN CALL FOR MONEY....IT PROPAGATE COMPASSION AND LOVE AMONG ONE ANOTHER...which the whole world and this land r lacking now....once it has sown that benevolent seed within us, the believers and practitioners, money will auto go to enhance this religion....eg. our buddhist temples....and so on...but then again, it might be a scam in disguise...like many of the churches and temples which later ask for and exaggerate the importance of money instead of the intangible human values...and so when u realise that suddenly MONEY takes over as the priority and centre stage....it's time for u to quit that so called "holy" molly money place of worship...the earlier the better....:9)

today my temple is offering free yusheng lou hei and vegetarian food. i will be leaving after i post this to u...

the whole makan from 10am to 2pm is F O C....and devotees are free to donate or dun give also can. just eat, pat backside and then char bok....it's ok cos our temple's intention is to affiniate u to the BUDDHA...sow a tiny buddhist seed within u....one way or other this seed of compassion will eventually sprout within ur heart...and u realise the beauty of BUDDHISM....ornitoufo...

today's also YUAN SEOW - the last day of cny and also the CHINA VALENTINE'S DAY...this day is not only for lovers...which is grossly misunderstood for commercial gain. it's about LOVE....between siblings, friends, parents....and total strangers like me and u....so i wish u and ur wife and children...

A HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

....from a humble nondescript goon from sinkieland....:9)

sibeikang and teetujia are JUST friend. u believe?.....

yesterday, sibeikang called me up. it was such a boring dull day so i decided to go with him to makan angin (eat wind) and accompany him in his mattresses delivery works.

we went to jurong. from there proceeded to elias road at pasir ris...one end of sinkieland to the other. such a long long trip.

in his lorry, we chatted. "u know tahsar, u saw teetujia right...damn chionh(sexy) hor?" sibeikang suddenly blurted. "a few nights ago, we went to JB for makan...."

"huh? u backside itchy is it?" i interrupted. "chinjiagong just made up with u and returned home and now u up to ur hanky panky again..."

"no lah, tahsar....wait let me finish my story...." sibeikang was quite offended. "i dunno why everyone also thinks like that....."

"oh course what! what else u think is in everyone's mind...u and teetujia went JB to eat a few sticks of satays and then go home...?" i said sarcastically..."wait till ur wifey learns about it from some of ur doublecrossing friends, then u know what's going to happen hor.....another lobster meal for me to counsel both she and u..." i gave him a wicked devious smirk.

sibeikang appeared to be pissed off...."Ok, ok...sorry...i dun care what fishy fishy thing happened...i trust u...i think u ve learnt ur lesson. so what were u 2 jokers doing in JB?" i asked.

"ate satays lor...what else...damn shiok, good and damn cheap!" sibeikang enlightened up with an innocent smile.

"what about ur wifey? how cum din go with u...she's like ur superglue...everywhere u go, sure to see her along..."

"that's why lor, tahsar, she was working overtime...and i damn damn bored man," sibeikang explained, "and it so happen teetujia called me whether want to go JB. she also damn bored leh...so we went lor...."

....now i let u continue with the event that follows. below are some guided outline. of course, u could add urs fantastic added ingredients to this story...would it be a XXX kind of happening that follows or just plain eat satay and then home sweet home.......ur say now. i wanna to know what's going in an average person's mind for this kind of affair. and i told sibeikang to keep an eye on what's on most people's minds...so shall we start?.......

GUIDED OUTLINES:

1. eat satays and then go home...

2. eat oysters, get horny and then go to some cheap motel

3. eat satays and then proceed to eat each others alive

4. eat satays that's all...dun be obscene leh.

5. eat satays not enough, ended up teetujia ate part of sibeikang....

6.....why everyone just cannot accept (1) eat satays, then went back...sleep?...end of story.....:(

sibeikang, u better standby for all the corny ideas the jokers here can creatively and XXXly come up....bless u man...bless u!