Thursday, March 01, 2007


the pink discovery!!

GREATEST GREAT GRANDMA!!!...

GREATEST GREAT GRANDMA!!!...

oh great grandmama!!!....i was shocked....i stoomped...i fell back and sat on my fat bum!!!... down i fell again!! my long legs kicked another luggage....
u see hor...i din rummage his belongings...i was stoomped!...i only fell back and sat on my fat bum!!!... my long legs kicked those luggage unintentionally....and more things were exposed.
this time, a shiny blue piece of funny looking fell out of his opened luggage. and it was an undies...a lady one i presumed. it was a psychedelic blue...very shiny...very unusual material...very see through.
i held it up against the window light. oh my dead grandmama!! there were stains at the erogenous area...big patch stain!
no...i din fell back this time. my bums was getting bruised u know for felling too many times on it.
i was stoomped..stunned..and steamed!! and the mari kita was still singing!
what in the world was my weird FT IT tenant doing?....what could he be doing back home???....
any clues....anyone???

PART 3: GREATER DISCOVERY!!! OH GRANDMAMA!!!

GREATER DISCOVERY!!! OH GRANDMAMA!!!

oh great grandmama!!!....i was shocked....i stoomped...i fell back and sat on my fat bum!!! (i just have to rap this again. it's so rhythmic and well...cool!)
it knocked over another luggage. now again:
oh great grandmama!!!....i was shocked....i stoomped...i fell back and sat on my fat bum!!!
exposed beneath that bag...was....was...a lacy pink translucent panties...i mean the one a pussy used...not a hound would wear!! my hand swept and was about to get up...oh my god!!...i grabbed a pinkie lacy bras!!!
my weird FT IT tenant was a young growing boy...what were all these bras and panties in his room??..and sexy see through pinkie some more??..why??...why?...
i was devastated! i treated him like a long lost son.....and now...oh great grandmama!!!....i was shocked....i stoomped...i fell back and sat on my fat bum!!!... down i fell again!! my long legs kicked another luggage....
and yes...GREATEST GREAT GRANDMA!!!...another discovery!!!
dun ask is there anymore ...no more..this is the last!...stay tuned to find out what...;9)

PAGE 2: GREAT DISCOVERY! OH MAMA!!!

GREAT DISCOVERY! OH MAMA!!!

i just gotta to unzip the side of the haversack and see what was in there. again, my mind said no...my fingers already unzipped liao...;9(
oh great mama!!! vcds...a few pieces of it...and *censored..* all XXX+X rated......the pictures on the covers were already making me singing the mari kita! yes, i can erect..so dun pray pray!!
wow! girls from bangcock...girls from japuss...girls from kockrea..my god!! wait what's this...AMERICAN BEEFSTEAKS...what the hell was that??...food? beefsteaks?? wow, the last one really got me excited...FOOD...GLORIOUS BEEF...I JUST LOVE BEEF..american ones some more...;9)
i zipped it back. my mouth was drooling about beefs....a globulus dripped onto the floor. i quickly tried to mopped it with a tissue. a luggage toppled.
oh great grandmama!!!....i was shocked....i stoomped...i fell back and sat on my fat bum!!!
....er..nice rhyming hor...hahahaha...stay tuned!!...the next out of this world discovery!!

MY TENANTS WEARS BRAS AND LACY PANTIES!!!

oh brother!
this cny is one weird and zany one with even strangest discovery.
as everyone knows i got a weird FT IT tenant staying in my next room, i got a shock...a rather kaypoh and pleasant one.
he was suppose to be back on the scheduled date but checked in only 2 days later. why?
last sunday morning, he was back. it was funny! his room door was ajar but he wasn't around. all his clothings and bags were thrown messily all over.
now where the hell could he be at 7am? he rarely left his door opened cos he was a very secretive person. his action was like secret agent TOM CRUISE in MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.
fast, accurate and deadly!
so where could he be? my curiosity bugs were itching me all over. i got to enter to see what was in his room...very rare chance, u know!
my mind said no...but my legs already went in...haahaaa...;9)
wow! so many clothings strewn everywhere. goodie! luggage bags opened! haversack bag....nothing...wait..whats that hard hard feeling my fingers just touched???...
..stay tuned to the great discovery!!!