finally the arrival of the leader of the F4 pack - gaylord PLASTICO.....
deng...deng...deng....dengggggggggggggg!!!!
one fine day, i was as usual posting my bo liao stories. the phone suddenly rang. it was sotong THING. he asked me to surf down to mei ling market. someone there dying to meet me. who?? i wonder who? this blurpiggy was also one curious big kaypohji.
without 3x7 = 21, i zoomed there in a jiffy as fast as my SURFING LEGS could take this oversize piggy ham.
waiting there, was thing, invisible bitch ...and who the hell was that??
oh my god!! gaylord's presence!! i was shocked! he was prettier than the invisible bitch! (well, that comment was originated from the drooling sex pervert's mouth, the thing aka sotong.)
flirtatious pair of invisible bitch and plastico was quite deplorable. they were just too couple-liked . one could just mistake them as husband and wife. but they were not.
one got a husband la ge and 2 la kids. the other got a wifey. i was told - by some uncanniness - that mrs plastico resembled the invisible bitch!...oh my god!!!
that started the whole ball rolling.....and we had our regular meetup in mei ling. me and the lame fantasick 4 just loved our mei ling.
then fine one day, this itchy piggy arse went to put up a POLL in sbf.....and trouble started.....;9(
Sunday, August 12, 2007
F4 - part 4 : THE INVISIBLE BITCH
this bag of bone, la mei aka THE INVISIBLE BITCH was the most sinister among the lot.
calling herself la mei was over rating her body which was nothing but a pile of bones. that is why she was quite invisible if u look at her from the side. it was just as thin as a bamboo pole. why no
'twin peaks', u asking? well, she was quite flat. my boobs are even bigger than hers anytime!...hahahaha.....;9)
by the way, if u invert the 'i' in her lamei, it would become lame!
she was a really bold housewife and a mother of 2 kids. rather it should be a desperate housewife and a lonely bitchy mum who had nothing better to do than meeting male strangers from the forum - ALONE!! (wonder her husband knew about her indecent activities?)
she disliked sotong THING. she made use of him to meet SILVERLEE, the blurpiggy. so we met. again in ZI YEAN. sotong THING appeared in an over exaggerated attire - long sleeves with ties n leather shoes. ......and yuck! that stinky snake oil he applied....phew!
the THING like i said was a sex pervert. he came fully prepared. he presented to la mei INVISIBLE BITCH gifts of - what else - his personal snake oils meticulously wrapped and with a cute little silver ribbon. awwwwwwwww!......so sweet!!
but the intention of the INVISIBLE BITCH was to meet up with me. later we msn, she revealed to me if i hadn't come, she won't appear too. she would remain - well, INVISIBLE! she added that she msn-ed a few times but i ignored her. of course, i had to. she was - well, INVISIBLE BITCH what.....;9( how would i know whether she was real or a faked up guniang who could be an horny ah kua, right? to play safe, i became INVISIBLE PIGGY too lor...hahahaha.....;9)
.........to be cont'd...
calling herself la mei was over rating her body which was nothing but a pile of bones. that is why she was quite invisible if u look at her from the side. it was just as thin as a bamboo pole. why no
'twin peaks', u asking? well, she was quite flat. my boobs are even bigger than hers anytime!...hahahaha.....;9)
by the way, if u invert the 'i' in her lamei, it would become lame!
she was a really bold housewife and a mother of 2 kids. rather it should be a desperate housewife and a lonely bitchy mum who had nothing better to do than meeting male strangers from the forum - ALONE!! (wonder her husband knew about her indecent activities?)
she disliked sotong THING. she made use of him to meet SILVERLEE, the blurpiggy. so we met. again in ZI YEAN. sotong THING appeared in an over exaggerated attire - long sleeves with ties n leather shoes. ......and yuck! that stinky snake oil he applied....phew!
the THING like i said was a sex pervert. he came fully prepared. he presented to la mei INVISIBLE BITCH gifts of - what else - his personal snake oils meticulously wrapped and with a cute little silver ribbon. awwwwwwwww!......so sweet!!
but the intention of the INVISIBLE BITCH was to meet up with me. later we msn, she revealed to me if i hadn't come, she won't appear too. she would remain - well, INVISIBLE! she added that she msn-ed a few times but i ignored her. of course, i had to. she was - well, INVISIBLE BITCH what.....;9( how would i know whether she was real or a faked up guniang who could be an horny ah kua, right? to play safe, i became INVISIBLE PIGGY too lor...hahahaha.....;9)
.........to be cont'd...
F4 - part 3
that was how i met one of the lame F4 - the ugly sotong, THING who was by the way a sex pervert in disguise.
next on my list, was kaixin. u could see how cute he is in my previous entry. this was the nerd from NUS. his role, THE FIRESTARTER - always flame on.....especially directed at me. well, poor piggy SILVER SURFLEE never fail to get roasted, charred...and now worst NUKED! more advanced nuclear weapons now what....;9(
my meeting up with kaixin was due to the arrival of my ozzie dearie. she would be MEDUSA, the one with a pair of 'honeydew' assets. er........for those who are blurred by my terms. ok lah!....she got the biggest boobs i ever seen!! yummy!!
i dunno...but the boobs didn't quite like the nerd. she had warned me about him. that how he was flaming me behind all kind of nicks and balless dicks like kelingkia, milkway, liquanxie...etc.
these all the balless dicks, i mean nics used to discredit me and flame me incessantly. for everyone's info, this is the most goreng and charred piggy ex-forummer in sbf - LEETAHSAR....;9( now re-enacted as blurpiggy SILVERLEE.
now i m history! completely and permanently banned. this brings us to our next character: la mei or THE INVISIBLE BITCH aka the evil bags of bones.
ya...music:
deng...deng.deng...denggggggggggggg!!!
.....to be cont'd....
next on my list, was kaixin. u could see how cute he is in my previous entry. this was the nerd from NUS. his role, THE FIRESTARTER - always flame on.....especially directed at me. well, poor piggy SILVER SURFLEE never fail to get roasted, charred...and now worst NUKED! more advanced nuclear weapons now what....;9(
my meeting up with kaixin was due to the arrival of my ozzie dearie. she would be MEDUSA, the one with a pair of 'honeydew' assets. er........for those who are blurred by my terms. ok lah!....she got the biggest boobs i ever seen!! yummy!!
i dunno...but the boobs didn't quite like the nerd. she had warned me about him. that how he was flaming me behind all kind of nicks and balless dicks like kelingkia, milkway, liquanxie...etc.
these all the balless dicks, i mean nics used to discredit me and flame me incessantly. for everyone's info, this is the most goreng and charred piggy ex-forummer in sbf - LEETAHSAR....;9( now re-enacted as blurpiggy SILVERLEE.
now i m history! completely and permanently banned. this brings us to our next character: la mei or THE INVISIBLE BITCH aka the evil bags of bones.
ya...music:
deng...deng.deng...denggggggggggggg!!!
.....to be cont'd....
F4 - part 2
once in a far away galaxy, a planet called LTS existed. sadly it was now being destroyed by the F4 or the FANTASICK 4.
it all began with this idiot call leetahsar or the SILVER SURFLEE who has nothing better to do than to surf the net daily. why? ok..me forcefully retired. so what to do? post bo liao stories like what i m doing now....;9)
my first real life zany tale was about my bunch of crazy ITALIAN PALS. if u wanna know more, u can visit my blog:
http://upheavalofleetahsar.blogspot.com
go to the very very beginning. very funny! sure to leave u in stitches with all the S&M XXX episodes.....;9)
well, i never tot there were any readers. i simply posted and posted stories after stories of my life crazy occurences.one fine day, an intergalatic message came:
MEET ME, SILVER SURFLEE. this is the THING (aka sex pervert sotong). i belanja u with delisexious dim sums.
u know, SILVER SURFLEE (that's this goon piggy here) is forever greedy about food. (that's also how GALACTICUS goes about eating. but his favourite is different galaxies. will urs be next?)
hopping onto my trusty silver surfboard (ahem!...that would be our bus...hahaha) i rushed to meet this ugly sotong THING at ZI YEAN.that was my first fatal mistake....deng..deng...dennnnnnnggggggggggggg!!!......
to be cont'd.......
it all began with this idiot call leetahsar or the SILVER SURFLEE who has nothing better to do than to surf the net daily. why? ok..me forcefully retired. so what to do? post bo liao stories like what i m doing now....;9)
my first real life zany tale was about my bunch of crazy ITALIAN PALS. if u wanna know more, u can visit my blog:
http://upheavalofleetahsar.blogspot.com
go to the very very beginning. very funny! sure to leave u in stitches with all the S&M XXX episodes.....;9)
well, i never tot there were any readers. i simply posted and posted stories after stories of my life crazy occurences.one fine day, an intergalatic message came:
MEET ME, SILVER SURFLEE. this is the THING (aka sex pervert sotong). i belanja u with delisexious dim sums.
u know, SILVER SURFLEE (that's this goon piggy here) is forever greedy about food. (that's also how GALACTICUS goes about eating. but his favourite is different galaxies. will urs be next?)
hopping onto my trusty silver surfboard (ahem!...that would be our bus...hahaha) i rushed to meet this ugly sotong THING at ZI YEAN.that was my first fatal mistake....deng..deng...dennnnnnnggggggggggggg!!!......
to be cont'd.......
F4 - THE LAME FANTASICK 4
the F4 - THE FANTASICK 4
1. gaylord - the leader of the pack. a conniving PLASTICO lawyer with little or no biz dwelling under the refuge of a relative's firm
2. nerd - THE TORCH ON turdy nerd who is burning himself up with absurdities when blessed with a brilliant blain.
3. sotong aka ??aka??? - THE THING, ugly like fuck. only there to be cheated, leeched and exploited by the gang.
4. the bitchy slug - the invisible woman whose FLIRT & DESTROY and expert in sowing discord and instigation.once in a far away galaxy.......
well, before i could write this zany tale, i was already banned fr sbf kopitiam. worst, my world of leetahsar was obliterated.i hope i won't do the same mistake here. promise only to read and laugh and dun get urself agitated or angry.
THIS IS NOT MY INTENTION.
my intention is to loosen ur tight mood. but many idiots, retards and clowns/clownlets in sbf cannot see this. so kek sim!...;9(
1. gaylord - the leader of the pack. a conniving PLASTICO lawyer with little or no biz dwelling under the refuge of a relative's firm
2. nerd - THE TORCH ON turdy nerd who is burning himself up with absurdities when blessed with a brilliant blain.
3. sotong aka ??aka??? - THE THING, ugly like fuck. only there to be cheated, leeched and exploited by the gang.
4. the bitchy slug - the invisible woman whose FLIRT & DESTROY and expert in sowing discord and instigation.once in a far away galaxy.......
well, before i could write this zany tale, i was already banned fr sbf kopitiam. worst, my world of leetahsar was obliterated.i hope i won't do the same mistake here. promise only to read and laugh and dun get urself agitated or angry.
THIS IS NOT MY INTENTION.
my intention is to loosen ur tight mood. but many idiots, retards and clowns/clownlets in sbf cannot see this. so kek sim!...;9(
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