LIFE IN VANCOUVER
i ve a hk pal who migrated there in vancouver with his entire family: wife n 2 girls. though the tax levy is high for those employed, the gov deploys back the benefits back to the citizens.

his 2 daughters study for free. no school fees until finish high school and even university. i think the books are also provided except stationeries. and his eldest girl, although no need to pay U school fees got herself a scholarship...meaning free education and some more got monthly allocated allowances - the scholarship and no contract to bound her.

next, medical care is free too. u dun hv to worry if u fall sick. here, we prefer to be dead than sick...especially those unfortunate ones being inflicted by chronic diseases that need medication for life.

petrol, cars, and land properties are so cheap, no one bother to speculate in the properties prices. unlike here, a cheapo pigeonhole can be driven to height dizzy kind of ridiculous prices.

not to mention cars...so cheap even to drive a mercz. here the cost of a mercz can get a decent 5 bedrooms land property there with front and back gardens throw in.

then petrol is also cheap. and parking is definitely free.

senior citizens were given special prices to shop at certain days of the week. groceries are like give away prices to these senior citiznes. then they can have buffet at a dirt cheap special price of $1.99, the U.P is like $9.99. geniune discount unlike the bloody ntuc only 2% ...like got give and like got neber give...and the worst part bloody ntuc brags until the sky wanna fall down like for such fake cheapo gimmick.

and when the shops or malls there give offer or special discount...they really mean special true discount. not like here. give u discount, u must buy this and that or minimum u must spent this amount before entitled...wtf!

and if u r unemployed....no problem gov will provide u with social welfare until u get a job...

no matter what, when i was there a couple of times i usually stayed for weeks or even months before i returned. the max stay in US is 3 mths, i think.

it was so relaxing and refreshing there. the ang mos will voluntary smile and wave at u as though u were their friends...and of course i would hello or have a nice day back to them....

so so free....u must go there and feel it urself....then when u r back...it's a bloody artificial rathole here with the gov bullying peasants like anything...and some more dare say it's all for ur own good...MY FOOT!

GOT a uncle and auntie migrated there,too. auntie just operated her eyes. she was mum's class mate and told my mum f o c the operation..

my lau han koo had the same operation and cost 1000+ and they dare tell us it was "subsidised"...bullshit! actually that was he 2nd op after he downgraded. his lst op was a lst class category and was more than 10K.....for a diabetic retina detachment op.

i checked with auntie and asked her if she was operated by pte practitioner how much would it cost? she said OH! only a couple of hundreds...maybe like 200 only...subsidised by gov all pte medical docs....

VANCOUVER ....my ideal place to live. nice weather, vast land, beautiful natural sceneries, friendly people...and most importantly a caring gov who dun ketok citizens...nothing like what we have here. lucky, my pal din migrate here although they were approved as pr here.

if u don't get out of this hell hole to see the world...u never know how much we are being ketok...left and right...and how bad they have all our balls squeezed until u can't even scream!....;9(

THE PLIGHT OF MY FT IT TENANT
my poor FT IT tenant finally couldn't conceal his truth from us any more....HE JUST GOT THE BOOTS!

will be returning to ipoh hometown for 3 weeks as he had chopped his passport for the last valid time in jb....now he has to return for at least 3 weeks before he can come back here again...poor ah boy....;(

a couple of mths ago, i already told him he got dark clouds hanging all over his head. he just shirked me off and laughed out loud...i dun see him laughing now....;9(

i bought alot of instant mees for him...the expensive ones even KOREAN KIMCHI...myojo....the ba kut teh mee from taiwan...so that he won't ve to bear hunger.

i doubt he got money...yes, he has kosong. checked his wallet when he showers...KOSONG...only a few dollars ringgits...poor ah boy...;9(

i think...since i kena 4D like anything in FEB, i starts my charity from home....he will benefit from my good luck...and i wish i could rub some into him...poor ah boy ;9(

if he had listened to me....maybe he could ve diverted what he is facing today....he lost his laughter. when i told him i striked toto 5 nbrs, he congrats me but in a very listless soft almost inaudible tone...poor ah boy.....;9(.

now even though he rented the room, he now doesn't stay in his room. he went to his nearby pr sister's flat which was just opp. mine and stay there until late at night then he returns.

maybe he's shy that i may query him....but i mean to help not to mock at him....i hope he understands.....me humble goon...only people mock at me...i dun despise anyone...whether u r even poorer than me....i only despise those with bad character traits......whether rich or poor....

so ah boy...i will give u $$ instead for ur journey back...u need to eat along the way right....and pls ah boy...treat me like ur long lost father...i will pray for ur assluck cloud to disperse gradually....peace be with u...poor ah boy....;9(

and i think i will not ask for his rental when he's gone for the next 3 weeks...unfair to him....poor me now!!...;9(

From: postnew
hurray... next you can rent your room to China peidu ma ma, then can tell us more stories...

my reply:
hello...i got another kitchen not used and a hall and 3 other bedrooms...

my next prospective would be a father and daughter...and they are dayaks aborigines from sarawak.....but dunno whether they are from the headhunter tribe or not....if they r...mati...u will find 3 shrunken heads: leetahsar, lauhankoo and mamalee all string up on their neck in no time...hahahaha...;9)

the father is a good pal of mine with all kinds of funny weird tattooes all over his bo infested body...and goodness! dayak daughter is U grad trying for a job here...and she is chio man!! like some high class bitch...i mean chiobu....very very pretty with large round eyes...i like....;9)

that's why i asked can stomach my part 2 BROKENECK TEMPLE....HAHAHAHA...u just inspired me to borrow my 2 dayaks into my next storyline...how? can tahan or not?

i siao liao...bo sen li....hahahahaha....;9)

BROKEBACK AND BROKENECK TEMPLE....a tale of 2 monks

monk A - leetahsar, prospective monk wannabe

monk B - botak , notorious horny temple abbot of BROKEBACK TEMPLE - a male spider spirit in disguise as a veneral...i mean venerable..

as our story continues....SIONG YAT CHIn (a day before), KONG DU (said until)....rock and rolling leetahsar came rock and rolling down huang-san...all the way to tai-yee san in lantau island, HK. there he was bestowed a powered beads by a lagi powered aged nun.

after thanking her, leetahsar rock and roll all the way to sinkieland and landed in BROKEBACK TEMPLE.

BANG! lts crashed throw the main gate into the lift which took the rock and rolling lts to the 3rd floor. BANG!! rock and roll lts hit a door and stopped for a breather.

all those rocking and rolling was sure driving him giddy and really blur. "who's there?" came a voice from the room. click! the door opened. "oh my god! who r u?" there standing behind the opened door was botak, abbot of BROKEBACK TEMPLE.

after the rocking and rolling, lts was faint. and that's exactly what happened next - he fainted infront of the room of the abbot botak.

through a faint glimpse, lts still could see botak's sneering lecherously face. then kar char!! total black out.....

when he gradually awoke....goodness! he was stark naked lying on a bed. next to him, oh my god! it was botak...all sweaty and dozing away.

he felt a sharp pain in the moon. he put his hand and felt. shit! what was all those slimy white stuffs from his hole in the moon...THUNDERSTORM...LIGHTNING FLASHED!!!

he realised he was deflowered....by the botak now sleeping like a dead pig next to him. stunned and blur and confused. he sat there wondering what to do next.

just then he heard muffing and whizzing.....botak awoke. he stared hard at him. he smiled back. "Why?....." lts asked...."what did u do to my flawless moon with a hole?"

botak was gentle. he edged closer putting his arm over lts' shoulder and patted him. then he planted a peck on his ...eee...boobie...lts was startled and pushed him away.

he stared. he smiled back. finally he edged closer again and held his arms. "Dun worry, u rock and roll son of a gun...me am the chiefy here. everyone is under my command," he consoled lts who was almost at the brink of tears now. "u rolled all the way to my door and fainted....and my god! u r one chiohunk, u know....how can i let u go without eating u up first....and goodness....a virgin in mint condition...my rare rare treat for many many year...."

"u bastard!! u r a monk...and me a monk wannabe in golden virge mint conditon.....", he started to stammer, "and now...now....now...u ruined me....boohoohoo..hoohoo....!" lts burst out crying his arse off with rows of niagra falls ....hahahaha...oops sorry hor...not suppose to laugh..;9)

and that's how lts was finally ordained as a monk wannabe...with the sacrifice of his hole in the moon...OUCH!!!

there we ve it....BROKEBACK TEMPLE....can stomach part 2?

BROKENECK TEMPLE part 2....the ensuing saga from part I BROKEBACK TEMPLE ....akan datang to ur nearest cinema........;9)

just for fun...pls excuse me...