the nite i shook a restaurant captain....

this is a very comical incident which sibeipine cannot help but never fails to laugh it...

i will now narrate the whole comedy to u.

after sibeipine checked my ID...and i checked his, we realised we shared the same birthdate. then his ex-gf....gf #2 who was long expired....too shared the same birthdate...

so it's like dong ye dong ri shen...some month and same date born....very weird.

not long after we acquainted ourselves, my luck rubbed onto sibeipine. he striked toto....yes!!...first time in his life, just after weeks knowing me!....;9)

so he was thrilled. so were me and his exgf, chillipadi.

as celebration, we went to CRYSTAL JADE at orchard rd to pig out. as u know sibeipine is in retail and closes his shop only at 8pm everyday, holidays included.

after closing, it would be a quite bath, then drove off for dinner. by then, it was almost like 9pm when we reached CRYSTAL JADE.

famished, we asked for the menu. then placed our orders.
1 rose flavored soy chicken, 1 abalone mee, 1 veggie, 1 tofu and a pot of xiang pian or jasmine tea...

the dishes came. chillipadi supped the abalone mee...very expensive u know. then something missing. the other expensive rose soy chicken wasn't there. so i asked the chiobu canto HK captain.

capt: dui mmh chu....mai yoon chor ( sorry, sold out all the chickens)...

okay lor, we just made do with it and dig in.

it was overall a satisfying meal.

LTS: bill please!

bill came and sbp hastily paid cos we had to rush back to his car fearing expiry of the parking coupon.

after we exited the place, i was reading the bill. funny!...strange!.....shit! they charged the rose soy chicken when they din even serve it!

pointed out to sbk and he being in a rich lottery winning mood said it was okay. as for me, how could ok??...din eat and they charged.

off i u-turned back. furious!

i entered the CRYSTAL JADE and asked for the HK canto lady captain.
capt: yao mak ya see? (whassup?)

me: how come u told me no rose soy chicken, and yet u charged it into our bill?

capt: oh...sorli..sorli...forgot to delete....

so she took the bill and passed it to the counter to correct and refund us the money.
then, her backside itchy.

capt: u dun ve to purposely walked back...u could come tomorrow with the bill...we would still pay u...

i snapped at her: tomorrow come back???...u qi sien! siao huh!! tomorrow i come back u'd would said i eaten ur bloody rose soy chicken and already converted into piggy shit!!

capt:....*blush* ...smiled stupidly and apologised further....

sbk, chillipadi and i left the place after dressing that idiotic HK canto lady captain.
upon reaching outside, both of them could not help and burst out laughing....they said i was damn MAN to slang the canto girl properly...and repeat...TOMORROW COME BACK UR EATEN CHICKEN ALREADY BECOME SHITS LIAO!...hahahaha...