YESTERDAY, was nearly a disastrous day for me...and i blamed it on the day before yesterday that is friday night.
i was feeling a bit hungry. opened the fridge i search for something to nibble cos it was near to dinner time. mamalee told me there was a MAC BEEF RICE BURGER insided...oh goodie!
found it. opened half of the bun and pulled out a slice of heavily seasoned beef. threw it into my mouth...munched. mmmh! YUMMY!
took out the whole MAC pack. opened bun to warm it up...oOH
GOD!!!....what was that!!!
the bun revealed a multi-coloured bread inside...PURPLE, RED, GREEN and....:(
oh mati liao!! i had just ingested something that should be in the rubbish chute....
"Mum...how long is this MAC?" i yelled and questioned.
"Oh...ur sister brought it last saturday when they came here to makan....." my mum replied as though this consecrated MAC was as fresh as breast milk!! "Can eat lah...put inside fridge won't spoil one lah....heat it up can already lah!...."
shit!! poison taking effect...off i rushed to the toilet...and
BRACCCCCCCK...RMMP..RMMP...BRAMMMMMPP!!!
"Mum!!!" i yelled from the toilet cubicle, "U silly stupid woman!! u wanna kill me is it?!!"
"What now?" my mum calmly yelled back. "what the hell u cow peh cow bu!!?"
"the MAC is past consumable condition...u good look inside the bun...and see what colours u have inside?"
"dun eat...dun eat lor!...leave it then. afterwards i heat it up i eat for u to see!." came the stubborn idiotic reply......;9(
after i settled my big time business. exit the toilet. first thing first...THREW AWAY THE CONDEMNED TOXIC MAC BEEF RICE BURGER!.....
to be cont'd....the morale of this suffering shitting story that had just happen on this goon....haizz!
Sunday, April 16, 2006
THE STUBBORNLY IGNORANT..part 2
came the following day....SATURDAY....
THE stomach was bloated with the toxic beef i ate on friday. there was much gas. i diarrohea the whole night...and was no lying with battery totally flat and weak on the sofa...
BRU..BRU...poo..poo...pooooooh!
oh shit! oh great!....NOT GAS CAME OUT...but watery stool....i dragged myself up...and zoomed for the toilet in split seconds!
BRRAAAMMMMM....BRU BRU...BRRRUMMPPPPP!!!
hai..hai...hai!!...i was panting..like being brutally raped by the ugly chua sisters......my knees were really weak now...it was wobbling...it was shaking...JIALAT!!
and i am now in full exposure.....couldn't be bothered now...since no one was home...i just wobbled naked to my wardrobe and put on a new pair of undies...of course not my calvin klein...BYFORD would do...and new shorts...and TIMMMMBER onto my bed...half dead!....;9(
after a brief rest, got up...and popped in POH CHAI pills...2 bottles instead of one...totally flat out now...and the hell tummy was still distended and bloated.....jialat!!
and the sides were aching from all the BRAMMMP AND BRUMMMP....;9(
.........how man.!....kept feeding with POH CHAI PILLS the whole day...and laid quite lifeless on my bed......
to be cont'd.....er...wait lah...MORALE COMING....U MUST LEARN THIS ONE...POWER ONE.....patience...please....
THE stomach was bloated with the toxic beef i ate on friday. there was much gas. i diarrohea the whole night...and was no lying with battery totally flat and weak on the sofa...
BRU..BRU...poo..poo...pooooooh!
oh shit! oh great!....NOT GAS CAME OUT...but watery stool....i dragged myself up...and zoomed for the toilet in split seconds!
BRRAAAMMMMM....BRU BRU...BRRRUMMPPPPP!!!
hai..hai...hai!!...i was panting..like being brutally raped by the ugly chua sisters......my knees were really weak now...it was wobbling...it was shaking...JIALAT!!
and i am now in full exposure.....couldn't be bothered now...since no one was home...i just wobbled naked to my wardrobe and put on a new pair of undies...of course not my calvin klein...BYFORD would do...and new shorts...and TIMMMMBER onto my bed...half dead!....;9(
after a brief rest, got up...and popped in POH CHAI pills...2 bottles instead of one...totally flat out now...and the hell tummy was still distended and bloated.....jialat!!
and the sides were aching from all the BRAMMMP AND BRUMMMP....;9(
.........how man.!....kept feeding with POH CHAI PILLS the whole day...and laid quite lifeless on my bed......
to be cont'd.....er...wait lah...MORALE COMING....U MUST LEARN THIS ONE...POWER ONE.....patience...please....
THE STUBBORNLY IGNORANT..part 3, conclusion
finally...my colour of my face was quite back to normal after 2 days of incessantly bombing the toilet...
my BRUMMP AND BRAMMP...were finally almost gone....
SUNDAY.... i was safe could conduct my outdoor gardening lesson in THOMSON RD FAR EAST FLORAL....
so here's the MORALE OF MY HORRENDOUS SUFFERING EXPERIENCE...
why did i consume that beef?...actually i already 6th sensed something was amissed...but still i ate it? why?
i was overcame by HUNGER...and so even my 6th sense was telling me DON'T EAT IT....I ATE IT...and suffered the consequence....
- DISLLUSIONED BY HUNGER....EVEN UR COMPASSION WITHIN IS ALREADY TELLING...DON'T DO IT!..
i ate. i suffered. i revealed. i told. .......BUT mum was still STUBBORNLY IGNORANT AND STILL BELIEVED THAT TOXIC BURGER WAS STILL CONSUMABLE....
WHY?
- stubborn and ignorance will kill that person who possesses them and refuse to detach from them....everyone please be aware of this....
it's like SMOKING CAN CAUSE CANCER...and yet people still smokes cos' they thought I WON'T GET IT...but then in the end they got it...and they regret...and they suffer painfully before the CANCER becomes terminal and finally snuff out their precious life...ornitoufo....
the living examples are already there for everyone to see and witness the consequences...and yet...the stubbornly ignorant still choose to take the suffering roads to a life of tragic ending....
ORNITOUFO...PEACE BE WITH U ALL WHO READ MY SUFFERING SHITTING SMARTING ARSE.........please be awaken from your stubborn ignorance....if not sufferings is not far from u.....
ornitoufo......golden words from ur humble goon.....;9)
my BRUMMP AND BRAMMP...were finally almost gone....
SUNDAY.... i was safe could conduct my outdoor gardening lesson in THOMSON RD FAR EAST FLORAL....
so here's the MORALE OF MY HORRENDOUS SUFFERING EXPERIENCE...
why did i consume that beef?...actually i already 6th sensed something was amissed...but still i ate it? why?
i was overcame by HUNGER...and so even my 6th sense was telling me DON'T EAT IT....I ATE IT...and suffered the consequence....
- DISLLUSIONED BY HUNGER....EVEN UR COMPASSION WITHIN IS ALREADY TELLING...DON'T DO IT!..
i ate. i suffered. i revealed. i told. .......BUT mum was still STUBBORNLY IGNORANT AND STILL BELIEVED THAT TOXIC BURGER WAS STILL CONSUMABLE....
WHY?
- stubborn and ignorance will kill that person who possesses them and refuse to detach from them....everyone please be aware of this....
it's like SMOKING CAN CAUSE CANCER...and yet people still smokes cos' they thought I WON'T GET IT...but then in the end they got it...and they regret...and they suffer painfully before the CANCER becomes terminal and finally snuff out their precious life...ornitoufo....
the living examples are already there for everyone to see and witness the consequences...and yet...the stubbornly ignorant still choose to take the suffering roads to a life of tragic ending....
ORNITOUFO...PEACE BE WITH U ALL WHO READ MY SUFFERING SHITTING SMARTING ARSE.........please be awaken from your stubborn ignorance....if not sufferings is not far from u.....
ornitoufo......golden words from ur humble goon.....;9)
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