UPHEAVAL APPROACHING AT 12 'O CLOCK.....
I c n p the latest email from my indo chiobu....looks like the freaking rich indo bf planning to dump her...and now she's like heading this way back for me...jialat!! HELPPPP!!!....
my dearest booob......
haha..haa....you always knw how to say things in such a way taht ppl jz have to agree with you. well, that's very true...therefore I look for you for advice, yes? :)
Abt my indo bf, thank you for all the things you wrote, but Booboo, tell you the truth, I'm feeling hurt inside me seeing him treating me this way....he didn't call or text me for almost two weeks...& for the time he was treating me so nice & made me having a hope on him...he knew that I care so much for him. I feel very lausy...really. I dunno how to describe the feeling I have now to you but I'm thinking to drop him. How can I put so much hope on a guy that dun even give me any form of care or attentions?
Like you said, it shld be both ways rite? he has all the rite to consider or to choose since he's bloody rich but he doesn't mean he can jz play with ppl feeling rite?
It's my fault b000boo...that';s why I got hurt again. I thought he is worth all the effort but sad to say he never even find time to knw me better, how can he see all the good in me to match him? Bro, you told me all the rite things but here I'm struggling to cope with ppl that so inconsiderate....I'm so restless.
am i rite to say, If a guy really interested in a girl, he'll try to do any kind of things to knw her better plus dating her out rite? I accept now that he doesn't have the same feeling like I have so forget it then. we can't force things to happen, can we?
I jz need somebody that knw how to treasure me, honest & be responsible in whtever he does. money is something B0obooo, but surely not everything. We'll see wht happens ok. I'll update you on that.
In the meantime, I dun care whether you are retire with no income, to me you are always my BoBoo as well as my best friend. those things shld be the last thing that you need to worry, ok Booboo?
Take care & miss you alot......*kiss, kiss..hug hug*
Thursday, March 02, 2006
LEETAHSAR MEETS LEETARSAH.....
what am i suppose to do? tarsah thought to himself....hell! join them lah...let's have a threesome...so the 3 monkies rock the bed.......refer to pics from postnew....
and finally tarsah is in control. he is top of the top of the bottom....hahahaha....
the end? u want me to continue or the end?.......
prologue: remember the thread how i picked up a ck briefs...well now u know the origin of that ck which landed in the public pool where leetahsar swam....and not leetarsah....r and h spelling hor...if u are sharp....that sah is not this sar ok....got'cha!!....hahahaha......;9)
yes...by now u should ve realised whose the original owner of the found ck briefs which urs truly is now wearing...hahahaha....
and the response for reader comes in....
my reply:
To: painneck (goutyneck) 1303 of 1307
83628.1303 in reply to 83628.1297
can break other thingies or not, like a limb or rib?
or bloodhound...OUCH!!!
From: leetahsar 00:04
To: postnew 1304 of 1307
83628.1304 in reply to 83628.1298
ok...broken and burst one ball can...? leave the other to propagate...;9)
From: leetahsar 00:37
To: leetahsar 1305 of 1307
83628.1305 in reply to 83628.1302
LEETAHSAR MEETS LEETARSAH.....
me leetahsar was joyfully floating in the public pool....not a care in me. free like a soaring bird....free like the ocean salmon....free....*BANG*....with a free baluku in the head :(
i was back crawling looking at the soft clouds in the sky...and now FREE BALUKU....who the hell banged into my head! hell! damn painful, u know!!
i erected and stood on water. turned round i looked menacingly at the culprit...my god! my exact double - leetarsah. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!" both of us asked at the same time....
"I AM LEETAHSAR!"..."I AM LEETARSAH!" same time answered back, too.
shit!! if this continues hor...everyone will go crazy and become goon like me...:)
the 2 sar/sah each got a baluku (swollen head) after the heads collision. both jumped out of the pool and headed simultaneously to the changing room.
there inside the changing room. they stripped to their undies.
leetarsah looked at leetahsar...and vice versa...(me also getting confusing now)...and leetahsar looked at leetarsah...and vice versa again....
"OIY! how cum u r wearing ck briefs?" both blurted out the same question again at the same time...shit! like talking to a mirror..except this is not a mirror but an exact leetahsar clone in the form of leetarsah...(???blurring liao???)
leetarsah: " ur ck undies looks familiar...where did i see it the last time?....."
leetahsar: "what?! dun tell me it's yours, hor...i picked one ok..."
leetarsah: " yes!!! it's belong to botaky....who the hell are u? u botaky's sidetrack lover or what? how cum u wearing his undies?"
leetahsar: "what, what? what botaky....bo sen li..i know...botaky i dunno lei...i ledi dunno leh..." *scratching head*
leetarsah: "me power TOP OF THE TOP monk wannabe from BROKENECK TEMPLE...formally called BROKEBACK..but after too many got backs broken by botaky...he thinks better change it to BROKENECK....very famous hor...dun pray pray...."
leetahsar: hell with it man! what brokeneck or brokeback...u kachiew(disturb) me i not only break ur back, neck...and r u trying to accost me.....i also break that part ...bloodhound...dun pray pray with me, ok...botak!
there were a row of mirrors on the wall which caught the attention of the 2 jokers. they looked into it...my god! and there were 4 sars/sahs.....(siao liao this time!!)
.....they stared at each other ...stared again at their images in the mirror...stared at the other sar/sah's image....and both burst out laughing....hahahaha....
......what's next...dunno lei...i siao and blur liao...dun ask...i dunno...i ledi dunno...the last thing i know we each went into a cubicle...separate one hor....showered ourselves...smiled at each other after that and went each other's way...that was it...what u expect? broke each other back(side) is it?
...the end....(Blurred bo?).....hahahaha....;9)
CUT & PASTE ...old fun thread of leetahsar
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From: leetahsar 1-Feb 21:24
To: ALL 1 of 87
92309.1
been swimming quite often now to rid the sparetyre. usually go to the public pool during the afternoon. damn shiok! the pool is mostly bare. the trouble is i picked up so many things careless swimmers left in the shower room...
goggles - branded one, picked 3 pairs already.
wah! lo real face scrub for man...goodness..just saw the price $39.90 for a small tube...and i found a big tube in the shower cubicle...
latest found: calvin klein underwear...er...pai seh about my size...XL...looks brand new.
qn: can wear or not huh? i mean just bring back sterilised and wash then do u think can wear or not?
also found: full bottle shower creme...the expensive type....face wash....swimming trunks...branded one...too bad too small for me....
how cum people left behind so many expensive stuffs after a swim?
the above c n p was one of my bo liao monday blues enlightening joker thread...and now it comes into full circle with my BROKEBACK AND BROKENECK TEMPLE.....ornitoufo...
i may sound obscene...but obscene i am definitely NOT....
what am i suppose to do? tarsah thought to himself....hell! join them lah...let's have a threesome...so the 3 monkies rock the bed.......refer to pics from postnew....
and finally tarsah is in control. he is top of the top of the bottom....hahahaha....
the end? u want me to continue or the end?.......
prologue: remember the thread how i picked up a ck briefs...well now u know the origin of that ck which landed in the public pool where leetahsar swam....and not leetarsah....r and h spelling hor...if u are sharp....that sah is not this sar ok....got'cha!!....hahahaha......;9)
yes...by now u should ve realised whose the original owner of the found ck briefs which urs truly is now wearing...hahahaha....
and the response for reader comes in....
my reply:
To: painneck (goutyneck) 1303 of 1307
83628.1303 in reply to 83628.1297
can break other thingies or not, like a limb or rib?
or bloodhound...OUCH!!!
From: leetahsar 00:04
To: postnew 1304 of 1307
83628.1304 in reply to 83628.1298
ok...broken and burst one ball can...? leave the other to propagate...;9)
From: leetahsar 00:37
To: leetahsar 1305 of 1307
83628.1305 in reply to 83628.1302
LEETAHSAR MEETS LEETARSAH.....
me leetahsar was joyfully floating in the public pool....not a care in me. free like a soaring bird....free like the ocean salmon....free....*BANG*....with a free baluku in the head :(
i was back crawling looking at the soft clouds in the sky...and now FREE BALUKU....who the hell banged into my head! hell! damn painful, u know!!
i erected and stood on water. turned round i looked menacingly at the culprit...my god! my exact double - leetarsah. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!" both of us asked at the same time....
"I AM LEETAHSAR!"..."I AM LEETARSAH!" same time answered back, too.
shit!! if this continues hor...everyone will go crazy and become goon like me...:)
the 2 sar/sah each got a baluku (swollen head) after the heads collision. both jumped out of the pool and headed simultaneously to the changing room.
there inside the changing room. they stripped to their undies.
leetarsah looked at leetahsar...and vice versa...(me also getting confusing now)...and leetahsar looked at leetarsah...and vice versa again....
"OIY! how cum u r wearing ck briefs?" both blurted out the same question again at the same time...shit! like talking to a mirror..except this is not a mirror but an exact leetahsar clone in the form of leetarsah...(???blurring liao???)
leetarsah: " ur ck undies looks familiar...where did i see it the last time?....."
leetahsar: "what?! dun tell me it's yours, hor...i picked one ok..."
leetarsah: " yes!!! it's belong to botaky....who the hell are u? u botaky's sidetrack lover or what? how cum u wearing his undies?"
leetahsar: "what, what? what botaky....bo sen li..i know...botaky i dunno lei...i ledi dunno leh..." *scratching head*
leetarsah: "me power TOP OF THE TOP monk wannabe from BROKENECK TEMPLE...formally called BROKEBACK..but after too many got backs broken by botaky...he thinks better change it to BROKENECK....very famous hor...dun pray pray...."
leetahsar: hell with it man! what brokeneck or brokeback...u kachiew(disturb) me i not only break ur back, neck...and r u trying to accost me.....i also break that part ...bloodhound...dun pray pray with me, ok...botak!
there were a row of mirrors on the wall which caught the attention of the 2 jokers. they looked into it...my god! and there were 4 sars/sahs.....(siao liao this time!!)
.....they stared at each other ...stared again at their images in the mirror...stared at the other sar/sah's image....and both burst out laughing....hahahaha....
......what's next...dunno lei...i siao and blur liao...dun ask...i dunno...i ledi dunno...the last thing i know we each went into a cubicle...separate one hor....showered ourselves...smiled at each other after that and went each other's way...that was it...what u expect? broke each other back(side) is it?
...the end....(Blurred bo?).....hahahaha....;9)
CUT & PASTE ...old fun thread of leetahsar
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From: leetahsar 1-Feb 21:24
To: ALL 1 of 87
92309.1
been swimming quite often now to rid the sparetyre. usually go to the public pool during the afternoon. damn shiok! the pool is mostly bare. the trouble is i picked up so many things careless swimmers left in the shower room...
goggles - branded one, picked 3 pairs already.
wah! lo real face scrub for man...goodness..just saw the price $39.90 for a small tube...and i found a big tube in the shower cubicle...
latest found: calvin klein underwear...er...pai seh about my size...XL...looks brand new.
qn: can wear or not huh? i mean just bring back sterilised and wash then do u think can wear or not?
also found: full bottle shower creme...the expensive type....face wash....swimming trunks...branded one...too bad too small for me....
how cum people left behind so many expensive stuffs after a swim?
the above c n p was one of my bo liao monday blues enlightening joker thread...and now it comes into full circle with my BROKEBACK AND BROKENECK TEMPLE.....ornitoufo...
i may sound obscene...but obscene i am definitely NOT....
A THREESOME....TOP OF THE TOP OF THE BOTTOM.....
tonnes of waters rush down his big round eyes...just like niagra falls....flooding the whole room....and now both tarsah and botak are in knee high flood of tears....
as botak wades through the water of tears..to open the doors to let out all the tears, his ck is soaked through...oh my merciful buddha! it isn't a bloodhound under that bulge, it's a giant anaconda!!....and it wriggles as botak is wading in big steps over the tears to the room door...
it wriggles and wriggles...and gradually unkown to botak, the ck is slowly slipping southwards......and wah la! anaconda is set free and swings gaily left and right...up and down as botak continues to wade towards the door.....
that girls and horny guys, he hasn't even mari kita yet. can u imagine when the anaconda sings the national anthem? the flag rising ceremony...how huge can it get?
finally he reaches the door knob, opens and *flush* all leetarsah's tears flushed out. goodness! it's like raining and waterfull to the floors below.. and along with it, botak's dropped ck briefs also goes with the rushing water....hahahaha...;9)
the room is wet but at least no tears flooded now. tarsah just can't take his stare off botak's swinging anaconda.
never even in his male missy's days had he seen such a big snake before...and that's not even mari kita yet.....botak is stark naked infront of him....mi mi with 2 pointy grape seeds, swinging anaconda and goodness the pai pai rounded bright moon.....
"aiyah!! botaky...cum cum....cum to me leh...i cannot tahan any more...my moon needs ur anaconda...." moaned monky #8....."cuming dear....cuming..." botak goes back to the slutty gay spidey monk. tarsah just stands there like an idiot. lost at what to do. what's next? er...i dunno....how huh? .....wanna censored or not......
BROKENECK TEMPLE...PART 2
KUM siong yat chi (kum, the last time), orh deh kong du (we talk until)......
leetahsar is finally ordained monk wannabe in big spidey botak's monastery....there were altogether 8 monks in the hierachy...botak being the abbot...u know the big spider king....always on the top position...get it? THE TOP POSITION...
so now being a new wannabe monk, where am i suppose to be....a bottom? u know as in a...BOTTOM.....But i just love to be top ...u know as in TOP for once over some BOTTOM....
SHIT!! THis top and bottom thing is getting confusing to me...ok lah...i wanna to be in control...I AM A CONTROL FREAK!!! yes! i said it...botak, u better be bottom to me...or else...heeheehee...;9)
so leetahsar after making up what he was to be...neither top nor bottom...but top of the top...the bottoms can let them be laid...cos he doesn't care anymore. this goon blur blur goes to bang the door of chiefy botak.
BANG! BANG! BANG! he hammers away. "Who's there?" came a voice from within. "...wait a moment please...coming...coming....!"
the door swings open. OH MY MERCIFUL BUDDHA!!! a naked botak in his super expensive ck briefs...(this one hor he's wearing is the high end one..at least $98). "yes, tahsar, what do u want?" botak in ck briefs asks.
leetarsah is in shocked. his big round eyes is now bigger rounder eyes....staring at that humongous bulge from the botak's ck. cold sweats breaks out....he just realises that what big thing poked him the other night....oh my god!!! and no wonder his legs was soft afterwards and was walking like a rubbery legs....hahahaha...;9)
after composing himself and wiping the beads of sweat off his now also botak head, he speaks, "hello botak...u deflowered me the other stormy and thundery night...and now...now...how are u going to compromise me?"
botak of course is caught off guard to his direct demand. "botaky...botaky...cum cum...me cannot tahan any more...cum botaky..." a voice rings out from inside the room within a room....his personal spider cave of lust.
lts can't stand it any longer and rushes in. oh my god!! monky #8....the youngest and chioest hunk...naked in bed.
tarsah glares at botak. now it's botak's turn to break into cold sweat...."U told me...i am ur everything...and now...now...now...now..." sorry tarsah's stereo now out of order...."now...now....boohooohooohooo.....!...i wanna die...ahhh...boohooohooo...!!!" he finally breaks into niagra falls..nearly flooding the whole... 水 淹 金 山 詩。。。。。
KUM siong yat chi (kum, the last time), orh deh kong du (we talk until)......
leetahsar is finally ordained monk wannabe in big spidey botak's monastery....there were altogether 8 monks in the hierachy...botak being the abbot...u know the big spider king....always on the top position...get it? THE TOP POSITION...
so now being a new wannabe monk, where am i suppose to be....a bottom? u know as in a...BOTTOM.....But i just love to be top ...u know as in TOP for once over some BOTTOM....
SHIT!! THis top and bottom thing is getting confusing to me...ok lah...i wanna to be in control...I AM A CONTROL FREAK!!! yes! i said it...botak, u better be bottom to me...or else...heeheehee...;9)
so leetahsar after making up what he was to be...neither top nor bottom...but top of the top...the bottoms can let them be laid...cos he doesn't care anymore. this goon blur blur goes to bang the door of chiefy botak.
BANG! BANG! BANG! he hammers away. "Who's there?" came a voice from within. "...wait a moment please...coming...coming....!"
the door swings open. OH MY MERCIFUL BUDDHA!!! a naked botak in his super expensive ck briefs...(this one hor he's wearing is the high end one..at least $98). "yes, tahsar, what do u want?" botak in ck briefs asks.
leetarsah is in shocked. his big round eyes is now bigger rounder eyes....staring at that humongous bulge from the botak's ck. cold sweats breaks out....he just realises that what big thing poked him the other night....oh my god!!! and no wonder his legs was soft afterwards and was walking like a rubbery legs....hahahaha...;9)
after composing himself and wiping the beads of sweat off his now also botak head, he speaks, "hello botak...u deflowered me the other stormy and thundery night...and now...now...how are u going to compromise me?"
botak of course is caught off guard to his direct demand. "botaky...botaky...cum cum...me cannot tahan any more...cum botaky..." a voice rings out from inside the room within a room....his personal spider cave of lust.
lts can't stand it any longer and rushes in. oh my god!! monky #8....the youngest and chioest hunk...naked in bed.
tarsah glares at botak. now it's botak's turn to break into cold sweat...."U told me...i am ur everything...and now...now...now...now..." sorry tarsah's stereo now out of order...."now...now....boohooohooohooo.....!...i wanna die...ahhh...boohooohooo...!!!" he finally breaks into niagra falls..nearly flooding the whole... 水 淹 金 山 詩。。。。。
BROKEBACK AND BROKENECK TEMPLE....a tale of 2 monks
monk A - leetahsar, prospective monk wannabe
monk B - botak , notorious horny temple abbot of BROKEBACK TEMPLE - a male spider spirit in disguise as a veneral...i mean venerable..
as our story continues....SIONG YAT CHIn (a day before), KONG DU (said until)....rock and rolling leetahsar came rock and rolling down huang-san...all the way to tai-yee san in lantau island, HK. there he was bestowed a powered beads by a lagi powered aged nun.
after thanking her, leetahsar rock and roll all the way to sinkieland and landed in BROKEBACK TEMPLE.
BANG! lts crashed throw the main gate into the lift which took the rock and rolling lts to the 3rd floor. BANG!! rock and roll lts hit a door and stopped for a breather.
all those rocking and rolling was sure driving him giddy and really blur. "who's there?" came a voice from the room. click! the door opened. "oh my god! who r u?" there standing behind the opened door was botak, abbot of BROKEBACK TEMPLE.
after the rocking and rolling, lts was faint. and that's exactly what happened next - he fainted infront of the room of the abbot botak.
through a faint glimpse, lts still could see botak's sneering lecherously face. then kar char!! total black out.....
when he gradually awoke....goodness! he was stark naked lying on a bed. next to him, oh my god! it was botak...all sweaty and dozing away.
he felt a sharp pain in the moon. he put his hand and felt. shit! what was all those slimy white stuffs from his hole in the moon...THUNDERSTORM...LIGHTNING FLASHED!!!
he realised he was deflowered....by the botak now sleeping like a dead pig next to him. stunned and blur and confused. he sat there wondering what to do next.
just then he heard muffing and whizzing.....botak awoke. he stared hard at him. he smiled back. "Why?....." lts asked...."what did u do to my flawless moon with a hole?"
botak was gentle. he edged closer putting his arm over lts' shoulder and patted him. then he planted a peck on his ...eee...boobie...lts was startled and pushed him away.
he stared. he smiled back. finally he edged closer again and held his arms. "Dun worry, u rock and roll son of a gun...me am the chiefy here. everyone is under my command," he consoled lts who was almost at the brink of tears now. "u rolled all the way to my door and fainted....and my god! u r one chiohunk, u know....how can i let u go without eating u up first....and goodness....a virgin in mint condition...my rare rare treat for many many year...."
"u bastard!! u r a monk...and me a monk wannabe in golden virge mint conditon.....", he started to stammer, "and now...now....now...u ruined me....boohoohoo..hoohoo....!" lts burst out crying his arse off with rows of niagra falls ....hahahaha...oops sorry hor...not suppose to laugh..;9)
and that's how lts was finally ordained as a monk wannabe...with the sacrifice of his hole in the moon...OUCH!!!
there we ve it....BROKEBACK TEMPLE....can stomach part 2?
BROKENECK TEMPLE part 2....the ensuing saga from part I BROKEBACK TEMPLE ....akan datang to ur nearest cinema........;9)
just for fun...pls excuse me...
i may sound obscene....but obsence i am not....cos i am leetahsar...the goon of the gooniest.....;9)
monk A - leetahsar, prospective monk wannabe
monk B - botak , notorious horny temple abbot of BROKEBACK TEMPLE - a male spider spirit in disguise as a veneral...i mean venerable..
as our story continues....SIONG YAT CHIn (a day before), KONG DU (said until)....rock and rolling leetahsar came rock and rolling down huang-san...all the way to tai-yee san in lantau island, HK. there he was bestowed a powered beads by a lagi powered aged nun.
after thanking her, leetahsar rock and roll all the way to sinkieland and landed in BROKEBACK TEMPLE.
BANG! lts crashed throw the main gate into the lift which took the rock and rolling lts to the 3rd floor. BANG!! rock and roll lts hit a door and stopped for a breather.
all those rocking and rolling was sure driving him giddy and really blur. "who's there?" came a voice from the room. click! the door opened. "oh my god! who r u?" there standing behind the opened door was botak, abbot of BROKEBACK TEMPLE.
after the rocking and rolling, lts was faint. and that's exactly what happened next - he fainted infront of the room of the abbot botak.
through a faint glimpse, lts still could see botak's sneering lecherously face. then kar char!! total black out.....
when he gradually awoke....goodness! he was stark naked lying on a bed. next to him, oh my god! it was botak...all sweaty and dozing away.
he felt a sharp pain in the moon. he put his hand and felt. shit! what was all those slimy white stuffs from his hole in the moon...THUNDERSTORM...LIGHTNING FLASHED!!!
he realised he was deflowered....by the botak now sleeping like a dead pig next to him. stunned and blur and confused. he sat there wondering what to do next.
just then he heard muffing and whizzing.....botak awoke. he stared hard at him. he smiled back. "Why?....." lts asked...."what did u do to my flawless moon with a hole?"
botak was gentle. he edged closer putting his arm over lts' shoulder and patted him. then he planted a peck on his ...eee...boobie...lts was startled and pushed him away.
he stared. he smiled back. finally he edged closer again and held his arms. "Dun worry, u rock and roll son of a gun...me am the chiefy here. everyone is under my command," he consoled lts who was almost at the brink of tears now. "u rolled all the way to my door and fainted....and my god! u r one chiohunk, u know....how can i let u go without eating u up first....and goodness....a virgin in mint condition...my rare rare treat for many many year...."
"u bastard!! u r a monk...and me a monk wannabe in golden virge mint conditon.....", he started to stammer, "and now...now....now...u ruined me....boohoohoo..hoohoo....!" lts burst out crying his arse off with rows of niagra falls ....hahahaha...oops sorry hor...not suppose to laugh..;9)
and that's how lts was finally ordained as a monk wannabe...with the sacrifice of his hole in the moon...OUCH!!!
there we ve it....BROKEBACK TEMPLE....can stomach part 2?
BROKENECK TEMPLE part 2....the ensuing saga from part I BROKEBACK TEMPLE ....akan datang to ur nearest cinema........;9)
just for fun...pls excuse me...
i may sound obscene....but obsence i am not....cos i am leetahsar...the goon of the gooniest.....;9)
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