Monday, March 13, 2006

POWER TO THE JOHN! POWER POTATO SALAD...con'td
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TEE TOO SI you want

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KNN

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but we link up for kopi at prata cafe at 10p

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thot he will bring you along

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ya.. i heard your birthday you belanga..

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thot shld be vice versa

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hehew

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tot u all going SAKURA OR WHAT

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how cum u choop my icons huh

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cos...he told me he was getting me a diabetic cake....so i belanja lor...and do u know what they got me...both hus and wife

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wat

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spit it oujt

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a lame handshake each

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should ve grab and jacket jes...then give kel a deep frenchie...

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serious... nothing for you

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...what u expect....a threesome with him n wifey is it..........mati...my blain is corrupted by teetu juices now....jialat...must do power cleansing chant after this...

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so das ne

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then you never even invite me ASSHOLE

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if you did, at least you would have received something fro me

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that time hor...u weren't in the pic yet hor...i din even no u

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somehting what...frenchie huh

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before that i kena 4d...invited him and jes for baba food..ended up... jenny, kenny and roger came..but he and w...can't cos son admited suddenly to hsp.

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then...on my birthday i belanja them ...cos kena 4d mah...pai seh...

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wat a joke!

Bob says:

u wanna another one lagi funny..and real one

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kel never belanja people one if u observe...so got one time he belanja me...and i used the receipt to buy 4d...and kena

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then i told him only kena 65 so can only belanja him alone back...

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who say... true

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maybe he never belanga you only

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whawahawahawaaahaw

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i ended belanja his whole tribe to jacks place at west coast...and paid like>150.....really blurred u know...and broke...instead of richer by 65...u see how keng this guy is...

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luckily his mum who was there pai seh..and paid me some $$ back...u know where was there or not

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???

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kel, his ex jocelyn, kenny n his gf and jenny and me...mati man...i saw this whole group of people...i said to myself..kena tekan pain pain liao...jacks u know..not ur kopi tiam western leh...

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can never stop laughing with you

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jocelyn i never see before

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jude>

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like mine

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and the other day...i sense he got prob with wife...so i sacrifice my trading day to be free filipino for him...ended up...no money to make and some more pay for his pork floss breadtalk bread...knn...$1.40 eac...fucking EX....and then go buy CAMBRIDGE sandal ea is 3.90....3x is 9.90...of course i grabbed 3 lah...one for me...one for kel...and 1 for kenny...ended up...he din even pay for his bread

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and i bought like....>$5 breadtalk bread....cos then can get discount voucher....shit just for that day alone...hor...i like spent almost $50 already...

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well done

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cos....i bought 4d...and nearly kena....7579...it came out 2579...bei tahan

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not well done...well roasted me...always the case when i go out with him....sure come back broke one...

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this is the one time when u work...FOR FREE AND COME HOME BROKE....

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hahahahaha!

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then next time just ask for ediu well

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done or roasted

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but i hinted to him...I ONLY ALLOW PEOPLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME...IF I WANT TO...so i hope he gets the meaning....always remind him to treat people who he thinks as friend and never exploit them...and shit...i ended up protecting delta...and ended up paying>$80 for red star timsum with him and wif and delta...cos del wanted to pay...i stopped him..i paid instead...shit...

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and both the wifey...just play mat bodoh...very clever to play blur one this girl...rich like anything...but very stingy type

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sigh...

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bob... kuah kar kwee

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life is short... play hard ...

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and trade harder

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to support the play

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ha

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never mind...if i can enlighten him...it's worth all my money....and anyway..about 3 yrs ago...my affinity with them was like ended...

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huh

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is it

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wat happen

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you mean this is a rekindle love?

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it was only recently...i sensed he got prob...that i appear to him again...if he dun treasure my presence so be it...OFF I GO AGAIN....back to the mountain....

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he got problems all his life time la

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just recently

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all becos of how his tribe treated this indo gf of kenny very badly...and this indo gf...during cny came to his shop and cooked sharkfin for his tribe..should ve given them shark shits

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and now...this indo gf like fallen for me...she's comingback for me omg...teetu not enough and now this...headache u know...luckily i very eng...if not sure go crazy...

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maybe hor...say maybe only lah...pass her to u...want...very good girl..enterprising...open up a 3 storey salon in jakarta..and planning another branch..kenny was a big fool to let this treasure slipped by by treating her damn damn bad...hantam her...u know..bad bad boy

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read my blog...it's all inside...all these crazy stories...all inside...

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http://upheavalofleetahsar.blogspot.com

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if busy...pls concentrate ur work..jus let me know...i will gladly F off....mkt is damn damn quiet even though wall st is up>100pts....damn sian this bloody hell mkt...tot got money to make...monday always like that one...

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really

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really to which msg

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keny gf...monday blue mkt..or what

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ind being friend if you intro... but to be my girl.. think i a oredi than contented with y current one

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kenny indo girl

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as the saying goes.. everything starts fro friend

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whaa

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u want see her pic...dun orgasmic...i send now...

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who knows wat the future lies beneath

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can fight ine

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there...

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you havent asnwer eaerlier jocelyn can fight mine

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chio bo

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transfering



Transfer of ........ is complete.



Bob says:

ur mei mei is pretty...but can she relate things or not...just like jes..do u think she's pretty....

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me think she's plasticky...and like know..like dunno ...damn boring leh with her around...cannot talk too dirty right...

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and kelvin...like got his balls crushed by her...cannot siao too....so kelvin too becum boring

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nnnn... first of all

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tks for your complient for my girl

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next, choobeebee los so chow lao to e

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certainly my cup of tea

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friends can la

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that nite......me tot she was from matland...i kept blurting cheena mei mei....hope she din understand hor...

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she's 28 or 9...

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thirdly, your opinions on jes... i a feeling mutual too

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good what...get one old jie jie...look after u better than u look after her right

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the los can make it

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maybe for kenny can

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i kinda feeling....kel made the wrong choice....that day in lorry...his wife called...were laughing siao like that...after the call...gloom and doom liao...

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of course he made an utterly wrong chioice

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when you coe undone

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and shit...i think i was the one who encourage him to marry her...cos he was then telling me how good and good she was...so i told him marry her lor...and shit...he really went marry her....

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duran duran

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w

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but then again...i dun think any girl with kel will feel secure...he's such fleas infested bloodhound...damn itchy...u met his teetujia or not...very chio u know...low cut hipster without undies one

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name>

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who name...

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teetujia...teetu...

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i never see befopre

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joceyln too

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u see her...in kel friendster...the side profile of her...

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joceyln in fact recomended me a project when she was working in the sp poly guild...at dover...and the bloody kelvin keeping asking me for the credits...and finally i told joc...and she fucked him like anything...they already broken off....

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long before that...

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and kelv was already married to the current one...

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so u see how can u compare urself to kel...he's many times kang ...but fundamentally he's a good at heart...if jes keeps pressuring him hor...he might turn to the 'darkside' and everyone's going to die pain pain..starting with me first...

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correction.. i didn't say we are similar as in kang.... he lao kang.. i dip kang... i a saying we are similar in characters of our happy go lucky character

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i think we are all unique individuals in the group

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good....his kang and horny...u i dunno the kang part...but horny...that one CONFIRMED

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i a kang but also bo kang

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depending on my mood

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horny is in the name of any god damn MEN

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Ah me so horny.. ah ah me so horny...

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wahawaha

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...i kept my juices above neck not in my dickhead....a moment of lust and pleasure can result in a life time of suffering...pls do be very careful where u fire ur sperms missiles...one miss and it's game over for u

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i will not follow kel footstep

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live exaple for se to see... i not stupid

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and you stupid 2

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ah

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...a blind anyhow firing dick...following another wild bliind dick... chui guo chui guo.......

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amitahba

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aen

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KNN ... singtel wat price now

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pls check

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ur boss behind u....

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BYOB

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269

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SOHC

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dunno what talk u

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the horse face

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no how to make his singtel rocket up $3

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CCB

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then i can fulfil y dreams

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and ccb to u....mine is not the ccb most people ccb in and out...mine means...CIAO, CHEERIO ....BYE

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better than ur standard...ccb...

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I CCB THAT HORSE FACE

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u gay huh

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negative

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that's a horse u know...u in beastility...

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but regretted watching brokeback mountain

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freaking gay show

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what...touching what...

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cocks and cocks.. nothing but more cocks

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touch your own cock

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more touching

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and tentalising

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but dun watch already start falling in love with me...hor...me monk wannabe ..golden virge in 24K mint condition....

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alamak..u like local boy haven't drink salt water...and claim u were in oz...got bedek one or not

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are you going to keep your virginity till .....

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next life......:)
cont'd...the complimentary msn...:

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or else my chef cant cook for nuts

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and my cafe will close down in no time

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how much huh u pay me....not another free filipino maid hor

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by performance base

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the number of plates you sell... the more you make

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hello..teetu pink money easy to make than any u know...cos teetus damn willing to pay and love getting eletrocuted by my electric gazing eyes....aunties killer dun pray pray

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wow..u sibei keng hor...but still better than kel free and must come out money some more...

From: ilovesg 16:23
To: leetahsar 1461 of 1498

83628.1461 in reply to 83628.1460

Wow if such salad is able to make all guys' JOHN powerful . you would be a rich guy where this joint only frequented by MEN of ALL AGES . Women would like men to last as long as possible and thats a fact.
TESTIMONY OF ONE JOKER WHO ATE MY POWER TO THE JOHN POTATO SALAD:
\From: ilovesg 15:44
To: leetahsar 1458 of 1498

83628.1458 in reply to 83628.1441

Oh man such a group sounds pretty fun. but the name is not reallythat good. Anyway congrats on being conferred the presidency of ths FOSC but of course you must blanjah them alot for having such a prestigious post. lol. cheers

MY REPLY TO HIM:
From: ilovesg 15:44
To: leetahsar 1458 of 1498

83628.1458 in reply to 83628.1441

Oh man such a group sounds pretty fun. but the name is not reallythat good. Anyway congrats on being conferred the presidency of ths FOSC but of course you must blanjah them alot for having such a prestigious post. lol. cheers

oh yes...just belanja them my new invention of potato salad using my homegrown power rosemary...after eating hor...power to the john!!

and one of them just testified to me he powered his gf and made her moaned the whole nite...he wants some more this weekend for him and gf...and he also can moan jus as loud...hahahaha...;9)

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rosemary...the fresh one i grow myself...very very aprodisaic

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i was indeed horny

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had the bull run all night long

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CUNT HOLE

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and HOLE IN ONE

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like real...

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NO SPACE FOR TWO

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huh...3some

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hey when can y girl try your potato salad you ade for e yesterday and also when can both of us try your spagghetti

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can i eploy you to be y chef when i open up a cafe>

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but no teetu hanging in y cafe
MY POWER DEADLY POTATO SALAD....
RECIPE:
branded potato...not local one very greenish smell local ones.
a bag of either RUSSETT, burbanks, bastagi, desiree - ex pink type or the super ex purplish potato, yukon more ex than desire...

choose only one type..choose about 4 or 5 good size ones with no shoots forming in the eyes...those are dead old ones which should ve been discarded.

homegrown rosemary a few sprigs - cut into fine chips
few pcs small butter blocks unsalted
a packet of ham chips - cheap or
minced beef - this one better - more power
creamy mayonaisse - 1 small bottle
red wine - i once used CAMUS FINE WINE....ABOUT $120/BTL OF 75CL
pinch of salt
organic soya sauce....(suppose to using it for nephew's food but he dosen't like...damn super EX a small bottle>$20)
parsley flakes from MASTER'S
virgin olive oil
sesame oil
black pepper
cumins
cinnamomum powder
finely chopped garlic about 1 tablespoon
parmesan cheese - to put in only after everything cooked and ready to serve.

method:
wash potatoes with veggie soap solution and brush skin clean from soil
add 1 or 2 tablespoon virgin olive oil into AMC pot (about>2k per set) or other stainless steel pot....
throw in finely cut up rosemary leaves, parsley flakes, 2 to 3 pcs small butter blocks.
pour in about 50 cc red wine. sprinkle a pinch of salt.
pour in about 4 tablespoon sesame oil, a few spray of organic soya sauce, few generous dash of black pepper and mincedd garlic.
stir with spoon and mix thoroughly and let it sit for a while...like maybe 5 minutes...
on stove to large fire. place the AMC pot over it. observed the needle. when needle hits 1 mark, open lid and stir and toss the potatoes. cover and continue heating. tone down flame to low.
when needle hits another mark, open and stir again. cover and stir again on the next mark.
continue repeating this every mark the needle hits. test the texture of potato. if cooked should be soft to bite.
when reach this stage, throw in the mayonaisse. stir through thoroughly...and let it continue to cook.
when potatoes soften, off flame and add in parmesan cheese either the grated one or powdered one. i prefer the last one....and hit one more round for about 5 minutes. so that parmesan cheese powder forms a crispy crust over the potatoes.
off flame. ready to serve.
unfinished porting can be kept in tupperware and put into fridge. taste better when cold.
happy cooking. healthy, good...and definitely POWER TO THE JOHN!!!