He asked the monk what was the significance of the two. The monk explained that in the Chinese system of yin and yang, positives must always be balanced by negatives, and having the two statues ensured that the universal balance was maintained.

"This statue of the woman is the Goddess of Mercy, Kuan-Yin."

"What about the other one?" asked the tourist.

In a hushed voice, the monk said, "This one is the God of No Mercy, Kuan-Yew."

ANOTHER LAU LEE JOKE:

when indira gandhi, ex-pm of india died and went to heaven, god came to receive her at the entrance and led her in....same when our president otc died, god was also there to lead him into the gate of heaven.

finally, it was lau lee's turn to kong off. he arrived at the heaven's gate. nobody came to welcome him. he was puzzled and asked an angel to relay to god that he was here now finally....

god was at the throne frowning in deep thought. finally he told the angel, "Man, i can't leave this seat u know...the moment i step up and go greet this lau lee of sinkietown, he will sure to usurp my godly seat....then how huh?"

LET'S CHANT A PRAYER OF PEACE FOR A FELLOW TROUBLED BROTHER CALLED ACM25
out of nowhere, suddenly this brother acm25 posted me crying for help. i know it's weird. there are strange and funny characters lurking in this cyberspace....but for someone to ask for help...well, i shall take it for real. so if u are with me, please help me also to chant a prayer of peace to this troubled brother of us....thank you for your compassion and mercy...

my sincere and hopefully uplifting reply to him:
my dear acm25 dun be so hard on urself.....ur problem is self created...and u ve to untie it....it's very very difficult i know cos u already like stepped in too deep if what u said is true. but then again, u ven't really drowned yet. so as along as u r alive, there is a glimmer of light on u. u just need to brighten this light and stop dwelling in ur darkness....i dunno how to help u...cos the only one who can really really help u is URSELF....

if u choose the easy way...and be famous after u bang the oncoming mrt....think about ur mum...ur friends...and all those close around u...AND DUN THINK THE TROUBLE ENDS WITH UR LIFE...it's only the beginning to the ur next suffering in another realm......

u may never be borne again...as a man since u dun like being one...u will be borne an animal. u will ve to neutralise ur bad karma u sown when u r alive...maybe for a few life times before u can be upgraded to be borne as a man again....then what happen if u still repeat history?.....no end to ur suffering...

BUT>>>if u waken now....and be a good good boy....ur bad karma may reverse depending on what u really and sincerely want to do...

i m very sad and sorry i can't help u much...but share this goon and some may consider lame bo liao theory with u...and hope u can also see the glimmer of light still wavering in ur inner storm and darknes...

it's entirely up to ur effort whether how u want ur life to be....so..i can only say and bless u...MAY THE LIGHT OF THE BUDDHA BE ON U...AND MAY HIS MERCY ENLIGHTENS U...AND MAKE U AWAKE FROM UR FOOLISHNESS ....ornitoufu....peace be with u, my dear dear boy....

A WEIRD NURSE'S TALE....

i share with u what the real corspe reviving was all about...it's a xxx blue nurses tale...initiated by the female missies...

there was a dead guy who died cock standing....a female chiobu nurse was pushing this dead meat into the mortuary. she was having her menses then.

once inside the damp and cold morgue room, she lifted the white sheet to look at who was under it. goodness! a very cute chiohunk. she was also on heat....man, knowing that no one liked coming inside there, she locked the main door. lifting up her skirt, she mounted the cock standing dead chiohunk.

as she was in menses....her yin blood got transfused into the dead stiff rod. she got high and orgasmic...and more menses blood transferred into the stiff rod. suddenly the dead chiohunk awoke...grabbed the mounting, moaning menstruating missy and fired away all his sperm missile into her....and hell...they finally ended up a pair...husband and wife...why? cos his life was unwittingly saved by the menstruating missy. so just in case he kongs off again, u know what would happen again? right....live menses blood transfer from the missy now his wife...and he would A OK!

weird tale but dunno true or not....

From: kei75 7-Feb 17:59
To: leetahsar 1004 of 1019

Is this yr weird tale or yr wet tale?

From: leetahsar 7-Feb 18:29
To: kei75 1005 of 1019

83628.1005 in reply to 83628.1004

ya...my wet weird tale...i was the dead chiohunk corspe revived by the menstruating horny nurse...HAPPY? ;9)

From: BabaEro11 10:54
To: leetahsar 1013 of 1019

83628.1013 in reply to 83628.1010

you cuntry is unique where cunts get away for peeping at dicks.

MY REPLY:
yes, it is UNIQUE. the horny bitch peeped and enjoyed enough, then she brought in the whole artillery of police who enjoyed a further free flloorshow and then grabbed the poor unsuspecting chap off to the mata choo (police station - combination of malay and hokkien...but considered more hokkien here)

reader's response:From: postnew 7-Feb 15:54
To: leetahsar 997 of 1019

83628.997 in reply to 83628.996

<< walked about naked and got peeped droolingly at in his own HDB flats also can get himself into trouble with the law.... >>

uncle, please at least wear a thong ....

my reply:
what thongs? my itchy italian thongs? and why do i need it if i walk around in full monty in my own home...my own pte pigeonhole?

if i were to be a woman and walked naked...and a teeko guy peeps at me, he kena....but if i am a chiohunk and walk around naked again, and a horny bitch peeps at me...and shit! after see my killer abs for free, i kena pain pain by the police come....WHY HUH?....:(

man in his natural best is NAKED....NOTHING TO HIDE....NOTHING TO FEAR....why r u shy of ur little piece of meat....cos u r conscious....u feel guilty....but it's just a little piece of watergun...everyone has it....so what's wrong?

NOTHING! only wrong in the blain....not the organ fault...the blain...use ur blain....

and after the above reply, i hit the 1000 posting mark...HURRAY!!!

From: leetahsar 7-Feb 16:11
To: leetahsar 1000 of 1019

83628.1000 in reply to 83628.999

goodie i chob the 1000 mark!

WHAT TO DO IF U R ACCOSTED....meet the experienced accostee - ME

YES. how should one react?

i have my even more daring version...cos this goon was accosted many many times....i think i put it in my UPHEAVAL OF LEETAHSAR....just for the records...and my goodness.....

all are humans....why for little bit go bother the police....they r especially fond of bullying these species of people...me not only accosted by the male spiders...the female butches also abundant. one even darinly asked me to wear skirt and be her gf....my god! what's this world becoming???...but then...if u r mindful about their preferences...just let it be lor...when put people into trouble?

sinkies are advised by woody to be more gracious.....like that little bit also cannot tahan....no wonder, the poor guy who walked about naked and got peeped droolingly at in his own HDB flats also can get himself into trouble with the law....LAME RIGHT? the peeping bitch should be the one convicted for intruding into others' privacy...makan a good view already then sarbo the chippendale stripper...jialat!...what's happening to this place called sinkietown? we can't even have the rights to do anything in our own privacy in our own pigeonhole...sad :(


GOAL OF A BITCH

LAUHANKOO'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED......SAD ;9(

I WAS DAMN DAMN WRONG ABOUT MY lauhankoo father....

the buddhist beads all of a sudden snapped......a sign of bad omen. i told him and explained to him to behave properly....just like a father teaching a son...only now in a reversed manner....

yesterday, i overhead him again on his mobile calling all his hankoos gang to prepare spiders shooting with their sperm missiles again...

and hell! he just finished praying in the temple.....his horoscope is a dog...and this year although it's a DOG YEAR, it's no good if u r a dog...:(

so i advised him to go to the nearby temple and pray to TAI SWEE....for peace of mind...and for protection. then he was back.....and so busy with his mobile arranging for spiders hunting in haaydai again.

mamalee gave me a good dressing for reminding hankoo to go pray. she said, "TAHsar, u eat full nothing to do is it?" her loud stereo started. "what the hell u go tell the bloody hankoo to go pray in temple?...like that bad for u all younger ones, u know?"

"huh?" i was blurred and dumbfounded. "mum, why cannot tell? it's like if there's a cup of poison and u dun tell hankoo, he goes drink it, u become the murderer, u know?.." i started er...pai seh...my lame preaching on her. "but if we tell him, then he still drinks it, then it's no more our problem...it's his. he asking for it...to die!"

"ya...die...die...DIE UR HEAD!" she retorted, stereo getting even louder. "always tell u, fuck care him...u dun want to listen....he treats u like shit...u still want to save him....let him go and die! he prayed already...any ass luck will instead befall on the younger ones...then u want him to live long long and irritate us non stop is it? u get it u, stupid shit!!"........

couldn't stand it any longer, i reminded lauhankoo about the bad tiding omen...i could sense it...i fear this might be my last time seeing him.....and i was hoping let me robe up first before he really need to go....u know hand in his ID card....aiyah...MATI...DIE...GO TO HELL...understand? ;9(

then i noticed the blue and black seal i hantam on his cheek and eye....dissipated...gone...shit! no wonder his nonsense was starting again....already yesterday started. my hantam suppressing seal was broken...shit! :(

threatened to smash up my newly bought pc again...for nothing..dunno what's going on in his freaking jerk mind....and quarrel with mamalee again...and i tot i was basking in bliss....haizzz!

"why u din cook dinner yesternight?" he asked mamalee in a very demanding tone.

"cook for what? din u go out for dinner with one of ur daughter who belanja u expensive and shiok japanese food?" mamalee retorted in an angry tone. "cooked already who eat? tahsar wasn't in.....so u want me to throw all away later, is it?" louder and louder as she continued pacifying the bloody lauhankoo.

well, for the time being, that shut his gab up for good....

and yesternight....the irritation started again...this morning...it continued ...and now mamalee in a fit of anger, char bok from house slamming the door behind her. din even tell me where she was heading. :(

so now, left with me and the bloody lauhankoo. he was very busy now...talking to his spider spirits mei meis one after anther in haaydai...then talking to his lauhankoos gang telling them when go buy bus fares and standby for spider hunting season...shit!!

u tell me how lah? how man? shall i let my fist do the talking again?....bloody lauhankoo....this might be the last time, u fire ur sperm missiles...dun say i din warn u...cos if u die cock standing there, the entire family will just leave u there...cock standing! sad....and ornitoufo to him.....:9(