PART 4 - exposure of SWAN PANTIES....:(

oh yes! there was another embarrassing undies adventures of me, the water merpiggy!
i was then just finished poly i think. a whole bunch from my group organised an outing to BIG SPLASH at east coast. freaking expensive during my time.
so it was my turn to slide down the longest waterslide in south east asia. i was in ...yes...MY WHITE COTTON SWAN PANTIES...what else to wear when that was the only brand of white panties ur mum deligiently bought for u over the years?
in my macho speedo off i slided...down...faster...and faster..and SPLASSSSSHHHHH!!....i hit the pool below.
when i emerged, shit!! laughter was all around me. guess what?...yes!...the cotton white SWAN PANTIES was dangling out in between my otherwise cool macho speedos swim shorts....;9(

PART 3 - wrong undies

i went into that cubicle blind like a bat without my specs...the shower curtain was black...the undies hanged there was black. my fresher than spring undies was dark blue. i hanged up there with my towel next to it.
after finished, the first thing like i saw was the wrong BLACK undies instead of my fresher than spring undies. so after drying put that on leaving my own undies hanging there. oh my god!
it was until i opened my locker, wore on my specs that i felt something funny. the undies didn't feel leetahsar or what...and i look at the mirror...IT'S DEFINITELY BLACK AND NOT DARK BLUE...and shit! i realised i put on someone's used stinking undies!!...;9(
funny?...yes funny!...me now laughing until my tummy splitting. this type of gooniness also can happen to this blur cock!

my SWAN PANTIES didn't stop after i graduated from secondary to poly to ns and later to working life. STILL WAS IN SWAN COTTON WHITE PANTIES...can u imagine?
then choo choo was just recovered from her terrible ordeal (ref: her story in my UPHEAVAL OF LEETAHSAR or http://upheavalofleetahsar.blogspot.com ) and a squatter pal whom i was trying to matchmake with and of course this kaypoh piggy. 3 of us went to pulau langkawi.
these 2 loverbirds din swim cos choochoo was badly scarred from the explosion accident in a suicide attempt. that squatter pal also din swim to keep her company. only this merpiggy who loved water like anything jumped into the sea in his chio speedo trunks. it was like a short kind of swimwear which could double up as a sport shorts too.
me really enjoying my piggy dip. then they called me to go for makan. i ascented out from the tide. the moment i was walking towards them, they cupped their hands to their mouths and was hilarious.
me ...well, i looked behind me still blur dunno what they were laughing about. then choochoo pointed to my speedo. i glanced down. OH MY GOD!!......
my swan panties slipped out and was dangling from the two hollow of my speedo. i was so embarrassed!!
i told myself: the first when i got back, rid all the cotton white swan panties and buy colored branded briefs. so so embarrassing!.....;9(
henceforth, me wear colored cotton undies.
end of my white cotton panties i mean undies ordeal. well? how was the story? zany and funny?
PS: my grandma told me not to throw. she wanted it and she wore them until the last day of her life...haahahahaha....;9)

PART 2

i still got a grandfather retro SWAN PANTY undies which i haven't told yet...this one sure would blow ur mind to pieces...so embarrassing....;9(
u remember if u were in middle age now, that in the 60s, men rarely wore colored undies. they were more squarish like me. i only wore china-made white cotton undies SWAN BRAND...and i had to call it SWAN PANTY....cos i was surprised...my grandma wore that too!!
as in granny's panties...hahahaha....;9)
it was because of this finding that i graduated to colored branded briefs.
anyway, it was a more traumatic experience that really made me switch to colored undies.....;9(

chump liao!...;9(
u mean henceforth i m branded the undieman uncle...jialat! all these undies zany stories real u know...ok...for u i will now tell about my traumatic experiences wearing honest to goodness white cotton undies...i notoriously named SWAN PANTIES....cos grandma wore that too....so pai seh!...hahahaha....;9(
when i was in primary school, i was undieless ie. no undies for me. why? i dunno. but now even my 3 yr old nephew already starting wearing WINNIE THE POOH branded undies!
er...u want that undies story too??
cos the jewel and the anconda were already developing, so mamalee said must exercise some modesty and cover those precious up. she bought me my first china made cotton briefs...SWAN PANTIES.
not cheap u know. it was like $3 per pc. so at that time was considered 'branded' SWAN. my old man wore CROCODILE white cotton briefs. up till today it's still CROCODILE for him..that's why he such a 'buaya' himself, too...hahahahaha....;9) and must feast on hat yai teetus regularly...;9(
so to continue the story, u know why mamalee bought me those white cotton briefs. has anyone of u in my era ever asked ur mum why they must buy white cotton brief for the sons?
ok...i tell u. all the mums wanted to know when u would have ur first wet dream...all the stained evidence there!!...;9(
OH SHIT!!...the girls are reading too and now they know about our little boys' secrets! after mum knew my first embarrassing wet dream evidence, she double boiled special sex health tonic for me. oh please!..not aphrodisiac kind...just gonads tonic to boost faster development of my mandom mojo lah....not to make me feel horny and have recurrent wet dreams...just a natural boosting to being a macho man.....hahahaha....;9)
so year in year out, it was SWAN PANTIES until i was sec 4. white cotton SWAN undies were hopelessly inferiorly manufactured. it usually tattered in no time. since i wore inside, no one would be able to peep at it. mamalee refused to replace unless the rubber was really loose.
do u all know how embarrassing when u had to go swimming with ur classmates? they were already wearing colored branded CROCODILE undies and me...STILL IN MY LAU AH PEK SWAN PANTIES!....;9(
when the panties was wet, u see a hairy black spider hiding inside...and it drooped making u looked like a tua lumpar guy....*so embarrassing!*....;9(
so usually after i swam, i would go the the toilet cubicle dried up and also changed at the same time. i definitely won't want to be branded with the 'ah pek teh kor with the tua lumpar!'
i skipped the showering part.
.......to be continued....

SHIT! I WORE SOMEONE'S UNDIES!!

as usual, i went to workout in california gym yesterday being a sunday.
it was a good sweat out. after i had enough, i hit the shower. got my towel and undies, proceeded to the cubicle.
drew the curtain and hanged my undies and towel. after finished shower, wiped cleaned. put on undies returned to my locker. put on my spec. me still in the 'undies' and i was SHOCKED!!
BLACK UNDIES!!!???...this wasn't my undies, man!!...how come i was wearing it!!!???
so i rushed back to the cubicle. oh shit!! there hanging on the curtain rings - MY DARK BLUE UNDIES...!!
hell, man! who the shithole who left his undies there..and XL some more - my size.
bo bian!!...stripped the bloody cursed BLACK UNDIES..and showered all over again cos that used undies smelled!!
there ur monday ting tong thread. sure the flaming will follow even though i m sharing this funny and crazy happening on me...and just happened yesterday only...SHIT!!...;9(

location of happening: CALIFORNIA FITNESS CLUB GYM's shower cubicle.
culprit: UNKNOWN
victim: yes..ur lovable blur king goon...ME.....;9(