THE FINAL ODYSSEY OF SIBEIKANG

my good brother pal sbk is in the rut now...wifey chinjiagong finally has enough with him and his teetujias. she's packing up and leaving the house now with her son sisuagong. she isn't leaving for her mum's house at east coast...but going to his dad's place in yishun.
yes. chinjiagong parents are divorced when she was young. her rolanto calibre father marries a cheena mei mei...meaning she's bring her son to her step cheena mother to ask her to look after her step grandson...
would u think a cheena mei mei married to a sinkie would look after somebody's daughter's son...her step grandson?
obviously no right. the probability is she may agree to handle chinjiagong's son..but in reality she would just chuck her step grandson aside when no one is looking...agree?
this few days i was with sibeikang accompanying doing all the mattresses delivery....i din quite like it cos being his "free flippino maid", i sometime end up spending quite an amount of money...he's called SIBEIKANG not for nothing ok...cos he's damn kang!...i would end up paying his drinks, his meals...and my bus fare home...;9(
but anyway, for the sake of his family especially his very cute and intelligent son...I WILL DO IT...AND TRY MY BEST TO RECONCILE THE COUPLE..FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR SON...anyway, his old man asked me to help him...cos he dreads losing his grandson whom he dots very very much...
so begins my bo liao kaypohness once more..haahaa..;9)

"kang, how's ur relationship with wifey so far now?" i casually asked sbk while in his pirate ship lorry...pirate ship cos i knew i was going to be free coolie for that day....*sigh*!..:(
"aiyah!....why everyone suspects there's something wrong between us huh?", he replied rather irritated.
"ok lor!...u tell me lies...then ur get lies answer lor...u tell me the truth...i give u a true solution...up to u!!" now my turn to get exasperated. "guan wo pi si!!....i m being a fat kaypoh only!!"
sbk was silent momentarily. then he revealed, "this kinda woman, dun want also ok one lah....she wants to leave...then she jolly well can fuck off lor!"
then his handphone rang. "hello, teetujia.....hahaaha..yes..yes...blah..blah..blah..."
shit! here his marital problem was rocking and his family was breaking apart...and there he was already flirting...again with ttj......i almost wanted to smack him sharply across his cheek!
"kang, u know my bloody old fuck at home is also sucking teetu juices hor?" i said. "do u know how do spider spirits operate?"
"blah..blah...blah...yes..yes...talk to u later..." sbk got another new call from another teetu, an insurance girl. "yes tahsar, what's that u were talking?"
"shit, KANG!....DO U KNOW HOW THE TEETUS OPERATE OR NOT?" i repeated.
"huh?...what...?" he was blurred by my question.
i gave him a stern look and began my explanation. "the mission of all the teetus is to create havoc in the family...sow discord between husb and wife...so that the husband will be itchy and keeps thinking of the faked gentleness of the teetus....and he will long to be them...then with the wifey...u r deeply poisoned by ur ttj!!!"
"no sar...why everyone thinks me and ttj got something on??" he explained. "we just friends only...."
"what friends?....she asked u to send her to airport ...u send...and left her sportscar with u...and u zoom it around to show off to ur FOSC members...and drove me around with it....got so good friend one meh???...she could ve taken a taxi there, why bother u?"
silence.
"your old man is so worry about u and requested me to help u and wifey reconcile. he told me she's leaving with his doting grandson...ur father's sad u know, kang?...and so is ur mum who looks after ur son for 3 yrs....and u like pretending nothing to me ...everything's ok....u always lie...to wifey...and even to me...what else can anyone trust u??"
i paused to observe his expression...i noticed tears welling up in his eyes...."so what are u going to do to salvage ur marriage...dun make ur son pays for ur sins...or the SINS OF THE PARENTS!!"
"dunno sar...." he stuttered. "i ledi dunno....it's not salvaging the marriage...it's that i gave up on this bitch already...she's so vengeful and unforgiving..she's using my son as a trump card against me..and my parents....i hate her for that...and i wish she can fuck off asap!"
that astonished me!....how was i to continue....there's no way i can help now...his love for his wife was like dead...and how can me a bo liao kaypoh revive that lost love between a couple?
"kang...u r a father and a husband...u ve to act responsibly...how can u be so flirtious and romeo..." i began my preaching. " if u want this sort of life...u shouldn't marry u know...whatever bad action u sow....ur son will end up with the bad effect....do u know that or not???!!!"
silence. wiping droplets of tears from his eyes, sbk was too ashame to look at me. he looked out of the lorry's window....and sniffled.
"kang....try and win back ur wife's love....like when u first courted her..." i added.
"no sar, i give up liao...my love for her is dead...and pls dun bother about us anymore...the seal is moulded already...i just hate to see her now...SHE MAKES ME SICK!!" there were unexplained hatred in his voice.
why???...why when he courted her...and they were indulged in romance..they were so loving...why the change of hearts?...why has love turned to bitterness now?...who's fault is it?
i m at a loss of words and wits now.....

...to be cont'd
I WAS SO GRATEFUL TO THE PARENTS OF CHINJIAGONG FOR GIVING ME SUCH A WONDERFUL LOVING WIFE.... i rewound this testimony of words spoken by sbk during his wedding speech...me damn good photographic memory.... silence again...... "kang....i m now very very worried for ur cute clever son....i hope ur sins dun fall onto him...u and wifey...and everyone who loves ur son will regret for the rest of ur life....", i gravely told sbk. he was shocked. his eyes almost gorged out. "what?" he asked. "your wifey's mum is a mei mei cheena stepmum...u think she's here to look after someone else's child meh?" i queried him. "and her father's pigeonhole is on the highest floor without any window grilles...ur son is very cheeky and active u know hor?...what if he tries a superman after watching SUPERMAN...then how?" "then his mother will regret for the rest of her miserable life..." "his mother?...and who are u then?" silence...... so be it..the couple has decided....and today his son and wife are not longer with him. she's filing for separation...and 3 yrs later shall be officially divorced. HE should be a happy free man. back to his swinging rolanto bachelorhood. he can have his lustful fill of teetujuices from different teetus....24/7...god bless him!...;9( it's his cute clever son, i worry the most. i told him if he's going to see his son, bring me along...i wanna to see and sense what kinda of step cheena grandma his son is facing daily... and i told him...if i sense she is hopeless evil kind, we grab the son and bring him back to his loving maternal grandmum who has devotedly looking after her grandson for more than 3 yrs... how would the final odyssey for sibeikang going to end?...my 3rd and worst prediction already coming true earlier than i anticipated...i dun want to read his yunchi any more.... i dread the outcome...and so let it be....may the buddha has mercy...and protects his son...keeps him safe from the sins his parents especially his father's going to commit....bless him...and ornitoufo to sisuagong....may he live as normal as possible a boy from a broken up family at such tender age.... ornitoufo to sbk and his wifey....may they come to terms with their silly childish immaturity...and may they awaken to the ignorance and foolishness of their minds...their stupid self egoism..and their selfish thought about themselves without sparing a consideration for their clever cute cute son... i am very sad...my heart aches. i am weeping within....cos i failed as a brother to reconcile them....ornitoufo......'9( .......to be cont'd??