SAY HELLO TO THE YEAR OF THE DOG...

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I SENSED A BAD OMEN........

THIS morning i was happily changing the vases which i put up lots of flowers....i have 2 adjoining 3 rms pigeonhole flats. after finished one side, i went over to the next door where my lauhankoo dwells.

was quite pissed off. he left all the lights on and on broad daylight. the fans, the tv, the radio...almost every electrical appliances were on....so i off the lights, off the fans, the radio, the tv....then finally his working desk. he converted the next door kitchen to his personal office.

as i was about to off the flourescent light, clicked! and suddenly a bracelet string of buddhist beads hanging on the wall snapped and all the bodhi seeds scattered all over the desk.....

an uncanny bad omen was suddenly sensed by this telepathic goon.....like something bad on lauhankoo was about to happen....

when he returned buying his weekly 4D from the nearby market, i told him that his buddhist beads on the wall snapped and all the beads were over his table.

goodness! hankoo now is a very peaceful man. pre-hantam days, he would have created a big fuss and most likely challenge me to a fight again. today he just asked me what happened...and he asked so politely...:)

so i explained to him - since his horoscope was a DOG - but in the dog year, the DOG is not very good....offending the TAI SWEE. i advised him to go the nearby goddess of mercy to pray. they had a TAI SWEE inside just for the peace of mind.

surprisingly he listened...so i continued and told him that this year is not a good year for DOG...and pls dun frequently ur haaydai spider spirits...he listened and nodded his head. that scared me!

can his days be numbered? oh no!....i fear it's coming soon....can't he just wait till i robe up as monk...i can save him....now i dunno ....:(

SPIRITUAL NOTE: THOSE BORN IN THE YEAR OF RAT OR PIG - that would be me....would be the luckiest this year of the DOG.

THOSE BORN IN THE YEAR OF THE DOG, RABBIT AND DRAGON.....not very good. advisable u go pray to TAI SWEE in any nearby temple...

believe or not up to u...just for the peace of the mind....ornitoufo.

those who chant have already the buddhas within u...so want or dun want, it's ok one....u r protected.....ornitoufo.

AND TODAY BEING zhen4yue4 chu1qi1 the 7th day of the lunar new year (4 feb) THE REN DAY...(MAN'S DAY)...it would be a good day to go and pray....PEACE BE WITH ALL OF YOU!.....ornitoufo.

THE TRUE COLORS OF SIBEIKANG...COMING OUT AGAIN....

weeks before my double bliss of 4D lst prize, sibeikang asked me to yum char at hongxin restaurant....he said go dutch as a friend of his also coming...so ok lor...got food what...my hobby.

after walloping baskets and baskets of timsum, sibeikang and chinjiagong (his wife) and his pal - whom i dun really know one - ordered each a mango pudding...me passed cos diabetic.

then supped, supped and supped...next came the bill. his pal was really sporting and rushed to pay. i stopped him telling him let me pay with my amex platinum card...wanna to accumulate points to get my FREE LONGINES WATCH....so done.

his pal on the spot sportingly paid me $20. the bill was $80.80. i looked at sibeikang and chinchiagong...beckon them where was their share of payment. he played mat bodoh...and told me would settle later....

and later means my shits already came out so many weeks already...and still he told me later...haven't gotten pay yet...then i asked what about ur wifey? she got solid poon pee pee bonus...no money meh?..and he replied no lah...he would pay me...but LATER....

and now about a month plus already....how later is later?

like that can or not huh? not gentleman right? so now i kena big big 4D....i skip him in my makan treat...if he asks, i just say LATER...WHEN U HAVE PAID UR SHARE FOR THE TIMSUM U SUPPED A MTH AGO....:9(

ARE WE STILL BEST PALS?

we are best pals since school days....and now i dunno...

lst i bought from him a 2nd hand ownself fix cpu but with win98 for $500. barely 1 yr konged off. brought to his computer shop to ask him to tolong tolong retrieve all my infos inside...and he said he wanna charged me $120.

ok lor! since i strike big lottery...i will pay him instead $150 and do it asap for me...pls...must plead and beg some more. finally he said DEAL....

today i went to say happy new yr to him at his funan shop...and hell! he passed my pc to someone else to repair....and told me it would take at least 2 weeks....mati....then how?

and anyway, i m loaded with 4D money, i went up CHALLENGER....and so here i am writing this thread...I BOUGHT ONE COMPLETE SET BACK...A COMPAQ PRESARIO ....with a 5 yrs guarantee thrown in....and so many free gifts some more....and i only pay about 1.4k with 17" monitor and what infrared mouse (????dunno what is that???)and can burn vcd, cd and even dvd....my own one from my best pal...all cannot....and i paid for just the cpu alone $500...and din even last a yr....

hiazz! now i m so sad....why my best best pal like that? i know his business is bad....but i m ur best pal since school days.....why?

i think i m going to give him back the win98 cpu which he sold me....no need to use already...i got a brand new one....and all those info inside...well...if they aren't going to be mine...then so be it....just forget everything inside...and start anew with my brand new pc.....but i m having a very sore and sour feeling in my heart....;9(

AFTER THE HANTAMING....

lauhankoo is behaving very well this entire weeks prior to the chinese new year. not a squabbling heard. things r really peaceful. then on last saturday, he striked lottery....good for him! and on sunday, mamalee and me striked lottery too! :)

then today, i noticed the blue black patch on his eye and cheek are fading. i feel apprehensive again. it's like those marks are there to remind him about his daily mischiefs around the house....u know like a talisman to held back his evils.....and now it's gradually dissipating.

worst, today my 2 brother-in-laws came and we gambled. the poor lauhankoo ended up the biggest loser of about $600. guess he lost his 4D winnings too and my fat angpow. and u know once there's no money in his wallet, he would enthusiastically stir up the tiniest fault and create a mountain of headaches for me and mamalee again...goodness! fire power could be sensed by me already floating in the air.

i warned mamalee to be more cautious about her words and actions lest she gave him a chance to find fault and start some foolish quarrelling again....shit! when will all these end?.....

but if anything that happens, i told mamalee not to let my ting tong brother carrot lee knows about it....this crazy fella sure would send the bloody lauhankoo to hell....he's not as patient and tolerant like me.....very sad...another drastic stormy upheaval for me is coming soon...pls say or chant a peace prayer for me.....;9(.......ornitoufo

actually i dun want to wash my family dirty laundries in public...and paste my face with shits....but i think...if people here read it and they r of the same lhk calibre, they may awake from their follies and realise the pains and the uncalled sufferings they cause to their families .....and hopefully they would change for the better.....but i think this is much easier said than done....if everyone can take stock of what nonsenses they ve been creating in their lives that badly after those around them, this world would be a happier place to live in......

i striked lottery again...and i went to buy a brand new COMPAQ PRESARIO...so now i m on business in the net...so u can hantam me anytime u wish....so keep them coming....i hope i could enlighten as many people here as possible so that my humble words could make a difference in their lives.....GONG XI FA CAI EVERYONE!!!

ps. i used my platinum amex card given by my gof to sign for the pc set....will be visiting him tmr and let him know....maybe pay him on the spot...kena 4D what...so advance to him first lah although the bill will come at the end of the mth....pai seh...;9)