MY HORNY CID DUDI with the baluku

i ve to use green cos this ardent green leprechaun was the most enthuiastic chiohunk in my free gardening class held in my ex-temple.
it was quite a while since we became good buddies and surprising our affinity was sealed by SBF when i posted LTS FREE GARDENING CLASS THREAD.
this joker only posted twice since the day he joins SBF. both were to me. his posting was so stingily short, brief and i dunno what head or tail, so i bo chap. din respond.
then he pm-ed. who the hell is this XX guy? again din respond and bo chap!
then on the fateful day, the first day of my gardening, this black mamba turned up. i din know who he was. well, maybe another plant loving forummer in my class. so again...bo chap!
it was then i had to expose to everyone in my class...THIS IS THE SILLY LEETAHSAR EVERYONE LOVES TO HATE!
it was rather unfair to me. those guys smiled, laughed but kept their nicks secret to me..their aiyah sifu. what to do? they knew me, but i didn't know them or their nics.
as more lessons followed up, most of the guys were already driven nuts by me already....i mean really COCONUTS! eventually, i coaxed out their real identity.
there the chioest of the hunks...HOTLAVA...and my cid pal.....well! that one i got to maintain confidentiality. if not he would blow my piggy blains off with his shiny magnum. yes...TOP and BOTTOM!
so beri the sorry for the continuous mystery of the black mamba cid. why black? if one spends his time more in the sunny golf course than in his aircond office cubicle, what color would be his skin?....right! BLACK!
now black mamba is a horny slithering snake.....;9)
funny why everyone i met is the itchy type? maybe as guys and gals...HORNY is our natural instinct...hahahaha....;9)
from today, let's just call my cid pal mamba! no...no... not MAMBO the hk over rated comic cop....MAMBA will do. thank you!..BLACK MAMBA...BLACK CUM SPITTING MAMBA!

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MAMBA as usual was shooting golf balls away at the SAFRA country club, changi.
he was supposed to join us the next day in our j b makan trip with soton in his black spidey jaguar.
man propose; heaven dispose.....i was almost being proposed, disposed but luckily i opposed to soton's indecent propose. so many 'pose'...getting confused and coconut again? thanks to me....;9)
back to our MAMBA. he was swinging gayly at his driving range, suddenly...FEWWWWWWWWWWWW.....! *perkot!!* he blacked out!! he was hit by an incoming flying golf ball. he was hit bad at his right temple.....AND HE WAS OUT COLD!! .......7,8,9, 10!........he's out!!! the winner was...none other than a mei mei. a damn sexy slender chio one ....the one who swung the club and hit a mamba out cold!!
dream on mamba....dream on...!

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97, 98, 99....100!!
shit! my cid pal, mamba was still out cold after a 100 counts.
kiss me...kiss me...emmm..emmm...emmm...
oh dear *censored!*. even in his knocked phase, this horny mamba was engrossed in one of his drooling wet dreams! he drooled....how could we tell? well, the grass that was watered by his drools already turned brown!! they had in fact started to decay and rot!
he smirked. he smiled. he laughed deliriously. some one was stroking him. no lah!! dun be so obscene not the bottom but his baluku head.
one baluku had already sprouted from his crew cut head. it was as big as the size of the golfball that hit him. a small hand was stroking that bump on his head.
mamba was smirking. he was like basking in orgasmic bliss. his senseless body could wriggle some more in spasm. his forked snakey tongue slithered out of his pouting mouth.
pat..pat!...tap ...tap! suddenly a tight slap and whack across his cheek! and that jerk in back into his confused sensed.
blur blur, he opened his beady shrewd eyes. blurry!! he thought he saw his snow white infront of him. he was still delusional. but yes...he was still in a horny orgasmic state. his lusty smirk still hanged on his lips.
he realised what his body language was telling everyone. he was so embarrass and instantly snapped back into his cool dude cid charisma. u couldn't tell whether he was blushing or not. he was damn dark and looked more indian than chinese!
he sat up on his butt and infront of him was a terrified little mei mei. yes ...a mei mei crying her heart out. she thought she had killed a horny black mamba!
....to be cont'd....

part 4...the concluding baluku...

so came the appointment day to go jb for makan in soton's spidey black jaguar, black mamba smsed me:

sorry, u guys go ahead. cant come. head kena baluku by mei mei...

and when i called him what mei mei?
mamba: mei mei lor....
lts: wah! u damn lucky gun leh!! play dead and let her give u the kiss of life lor...shiok man!!mamba: kiss u head! u teeko ter!
lts: huh?...u always beo mei meis...and now such a rare chance u kek kek...basket!
mamba: already told u...it was a mei mei...me not a paedophile lah!!...a mei mei...shit!! a 10 yr old little girl!! u silly toot ! @@8#"£$%**#$!
lts: ....*blur!*.....