the funny thing is i acquainted with both the butch and bitch couple....and both have msn me quite often until they abrupt split up....i dunno their reason....Y only mentioned a "3rd party" intrusion.....
and that's my dear friends is only an example of lesbian affair....
completed the world is getting to be...is this gay love and gay co-habiting the next new lifestyle of the 22nd century??
i wonder....has the world change?...who is the old one we live in is being restricted by too many rules and regulations??
....do u want me to continue with my even more bolder homophobic encounters?

From:
zhihau
16-Jun 16:31
To:
leetahsar
1873 of 1874

83628.1873 in reply to 83628.1872
hmm... nothing is unusal lah, not as thou' we do not see it, it's not there. =p
homosexuality is also observed in the animal kingdom... =p if only one open one's eye and observe a little more carefully =p
uncle bob, do continue your stories. =p

THE GAYS AND LESBOS ENCOUNTERS

ok...ok...i think i better do it...dun want to procrastinate further lest i forget everything about my uncanny encounters with gays and lesbos. their way of thinking...and their finally queer sexual preferences....
let me start of with this lesbo....poor thing was dumped by her gf....and she was sad...and this was what transpired in our msn:
Bob says:
hi boy! how's everything with u?
Bob says:
let me guess u r in CC?
Y says:
lik tat lo
Y says:
ya bingo nw at cc
Bob says:
??like what
Bob says:
how...get lyn back?
Bob says:
aiyah...maybe u try getting a hunk lah...
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Bob says:
yes seeing u know..
Y says:
dunno wor
Bob says:
goodness...the light makes u look like a spirit..
Y says:
tink she not cming back liao lo
Bob says:
u r rather slim u know ...
Bob says:
and goodness pretty leh...
Bob says:
i jus saw a smile...
Y says:
hahaaaaa.......
Bob says:
yes..laughing now....
KENNY says:
where got pretty
Bob says:
ya...lah....a bit makeup here and there..u should be gorgeous chiobu...
Bob says:
how old are u ...er..girl?
Bob says:
look...up a bit..i can see ur forehead...very dark...
Y says:
30yrs old lo
Bob says:
ya...lookup...quick lah..dun be shy...
Bob says:
yes..u got high cheek bones...a beauty in disguise..
Bob says:
so why u 2 broke up...
Bob says:
and my goodness...u r a plain jane...
Y says:
got 3rd party lo
Bob says:
a bit of ici...will have the guys whistling man!!!
Bob says:
what 3rd party...a butch or a guy
Bob says:
and how can that be leh?
Y says:
is a butch lo
Bob says:
i tot both of u are so sisters...
Y says:
nw they staying 2gether ma
Bob says:
why suddenly a change of heart...
Bob says:
and what about u..got kicked out of the house?
Y says:
nope.b4 tat i hv rent hse v her
Bob says:
poor thing...
Y says:
so nw jz me oni at hme
Y says:
her heart so fast change
Bob says:
oic...and alone...
Bob says:
yes girl...the heart changes by a blink of an eye...
Bob says:
nothing is permanent here..
Bob says:
it would be best u find a hunk to love...than a bitch u fall in love...
Bob says:
can u imagine..what ur life would lead u ....when u luv a girl...say...20yrs later???
Bob says:
by then... lah..girl..u will be a lau char bo...no more coe u know...
Y says:
hahaaaaa.......
Y says:
bcme lau cha bo oso nvm la
Bob says:
so..do u think that long or not...or just for the few yards of pleasure infront of u...
Bob says:
aiyo..u very tee kee leh..when u reach there the time...dun say i din warn u in advance hor...
Bob says:
u r pretty what...quite feminine u know...
Bob says:
and in ur prime....
Bob says:
hook a golden tortoise...
Bob says:
shag him half dead...and u own his bank account liao...
Y says:
heheeeeee......
Y says:
im not so pretty ma
Bob says:
then...when u r really loaded..u go do the things u wanna lah...
Bob says:
...uncle goon hor...
Bob says:
but quite practical leh...
Bob says:
i told myself..if next life i be born again..I WANNA BE WOMAN...shag the man half dead...and own his fat bank account..
Y says:
haaaaaaa.......my papa make me smile oni
Bob says:
but seriously...dun u want a family...er...a man to really truly loves u...for the rest of ur life...
Bob says:
oh..then i be ur godfather lor...CALL IN THE MAFIA...
Bob says:
so now how...u stays alone....??
Y says:
heheeeee......u b my godfather lo
Y says:
yup alone nw
Bob says:
what about ur family...dun u stay with them..since er...now u out of job...
Y says:
but lucky my fren cme to stay v me
Bob says:
the money ...how..headache u know...when come to rent paying time
Bob says:
oh shit...another er..butch???
Y says:
yup.is butch oso
Bob says:
...i dun mean to offend...but seriously...i always pressure my sisters to get married...
Bob says:
and yes..they all get married..except the super rich one...that i m keeping for myself..SHE'S MY SUPER DUPER JACKPOT...
Y says:
daddy....act nw got other gal love me.but i cant accept her till nw cz i still love lyn
Bob says:
no lah...she's so freaking rich..i think she will be ok...and survive..she got me around what...
Bob says:
aiyo...u means lesbo 's love so complicated and gluey type one meh...
Bob says:
unlike the gays..
Bob says:
shoot bak...grab...poke...release... and good luck...game finish..NEXT TARGET...
Bob says:
and by the way...me no...me very decent..
Bob says:
and me going to be monk wannabe..so...NO SEX PLS..
Bob says:
and now ready for this..and rotfl...ready?
Bob says:
me...still...a virgin..in 24k mint condition...front and back...
Bob says:
by the way...how do u find my look?...a sotong king...a blur kind...or a ugly like fuck..lau han koo..
Y says:
haaaaa......my daddy look so gentle 1 ma
Bob says:
wait...let me show u this great swordsman pose...and standby to laugh ur guts out..
Y says:
ok
Bob says:
there...i m yang guo...
Y says:
haaaa.....where got lik a yang guo wor?
Bob says:
a fat one...lah...
Bob says:
yang guo skinny...me double the size...double the fun...
Y says:
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....................
Y says:
daddy make me laugh oni
Bob says:
wait..who's daddy..urs or u calling me...no joke
Bob says:
so fast...
Bob says:
or u rather i be this joker here...tangsan chang...
Y says:
call u daddy la
Y says:
not joke la
Bob says:
me now hor..infested with all the teetukongs u know...
Bob says:
everyone wants a pc of my 24k mint meat...mati lah...
Bob says:
they wanna poke me..raped me brutally..suck me dried...or ask me to shag them from dusk to dawn...wow lau...all these teetus so garang...
Bob says:
or ask me to hump them...bonk them... with them...my god!!
Bob says:
so i told them..CAN WE BE PALS FIRST...and the become limp...and left me alone....never to msn me again...
Bob says:
u will be surprise...i got personal housecall from them...no joke..
Bob says:
really gave me a shock...one moment...flirting with them...the next day..they were at my doorstep...siao liao..
Bob says:
then my trademark..CAN WE BE PAL lst?...and they left disappointed..shit!!!
Bob says:
ur cc is in jb or sgp...
Y says:
in jb la
Bob says:
how cheap?
Y says:
at sg so xpensive leh
Bob says:
ya...15mins...1.50
Bob says:
like typing gold here..
Bob says:
and u din look for new job???
Y says:
still looking 4 new job here
Bob says:
does the butch behave like the teetukongs...so impatient...see..gets horny...erecting...and want to hump liao...do ur PLU..does the same pattern?
Bob says:
if i dress up...i bet i look like this fattie girl...
Bob says:
wait i change..and then u comment....
Bob says:
Bob says:
there u see...my pals told me SAM TIM HAR IS MY TWIN SISTER..
Bob says:
sum...or shen dian xia.....so related hor...
Bob says:
this my chiobu indo gf...coming to get me soon..better think of an evil scheme to dump her for good!!!
Bob says:
cannot lah...
Bob says:
me not suitable for her...
Bob says:
she's only 30...me XX....u oredi calling me godfather the mafia...
Bob says:
how to marry her...
Bob says:
people will say..IS THAT UR FATHER WALKING WITH U?
Y says:
haaaa........can marry her if ay 1 ma
Bob says:
..then how..i have to put paperbag over my head...
Y says:
haaa.....no nee la
Bob says:
cannot lah...she actually deserted me once..told me she got freaking rich indo bf...then now..dumps bf..a.nd comes for me...
Y says:
jz say v them tat is ur wife ;lo
Bob says:
or maybe kena dump...so play high class tell me she dumps him..
Y says:
heheeeee.............
Bob says:
anyway..she's young...and freaking rich u know...
Bob says:
she owns a 3 storeys spa centre in jarkata...and planning another branch..
Bob says:
father owns 2 petrol kiosks here in sgp...
Bob says:
marry her..definitely good for me...but bad for her...leh...
Bob says:
and me very piggy chauvinistic type u know..
Bob says:
ya hor...i can shag her..and her bank account is mine..then shag his father..and his is mine too..
Bob says:
and i will be rich..rich...RICCCCCCCCCCH!!!...siao liao..
Y says:
eeeeee..........can ma
Bob says:
ya why not...me still haven't used my front and back..
Bob says:
and my back is so round and big u know..my butts...swee swee like aug 15...
Y says:
a r so funny leh
Y says:
muacs
Bob says:
ya lah..if not how to cheer u up...
Bob winks:
Play "Kiss"
Bob winks:
Play "Heart"
Bob says:
it's quite late now u know...11.30pm...shouldn't u be getting home...
Y says:
eeee......ur son will love u 4ever
Bob says:
jb robber town leh...not dangerous for a petite pretty girl like u meh??
Y says:
will b going hme later lo
Bob says:
me no son...lah...no t married dear...
Bob says:
see what chow yun fatt hinting to u...
Y says:
eeee.....im ur son lo
Y says:
is godson ma
Bob says:
huh...u taking drug or what..
Bob says:
paint urself with ici..i match make u to a real goondu joker...
Bob says:
not me of course...some one else..
Bob says:
THE GAYS AND LESBIANS...are a world of illusion....very hard for any of the ideal dreams to materialise...
Bob says:
and by the time u realise it...hua er..du xie le...
Bob says:
the flower would have shrinked....
Bob says:
it's like my this popular saying...
Bob says:
EMPTINESS IS FORM....FORM IS EMPTINESS...
Bob says:
WHAT U SEE NOW IS NOT REALLY WHAT U R SEEING...
Bob says:
WHAT U R NOT SEEING..IS REALLY WHAT U SHOULD SEE...my dear...girl...!
Bob says:
prajnaparamita heart sutra...
Y says:
ya i nw a
Bob says:
if u r born...a girl...u act like a girl...
Bob says:
if u born boy ..u act like a boy...
Bob says:
if girl wants to be boy instead...she create inequilibrium within herself..
Bob says:
and that my dear...leads to suffering....
Bob says:
and vice versa...and that's why most gays die of AIDS...game over..for a moment folly of lust of the flesh...sad...u know...
Y says:
ya lo
Bob says:
and me..dunno how i got into this ...
Bob says:
i found out already...
Y says:
but wat can o wor
Bob says:
my ding niece...playing a funny joke on me...
Bob says:
she told me..if u dun marry that...indo gf...u marry a DANNY LEE...shit..
Bob says:
and she puts me up ...and that's where all the teetus now come a visiting..
Bob says:
...this girl....of mine really very cheeky ...
Bob says:
and goodness...i think i am quite hot...
Bob says:
look stupid..and blur...but hot..
........msn ended cos her cybercafe's time's up.....