leetahsar
Jan-14 5:30 pm
To:
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
(17 of 91)
72.17 in reply to 72.14
u and ah mah sad sob stories...really sabo me to make me think she was one of those lady of the night.
it was a real eye opener. not the whorehouse but my monky caixim....
hmmm....pal of the OKT ok...but pls try to keep that cum spitting cobra inside the pants!
leetahsar
Jan-14 5:35 pm
To:
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
(18 of 91)
72.18 in reply to 72.16
of course i dun. actually there are 'free' meals. i should intro u to the equally sweet mouthed sibeipine.
he claimed that all his cheena teetus win hand down when compare to the local mei meis!
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
Jan-14 7:53 pm
To:
leetahsar
(19 of 91)
72.19 in reply to 72.18
Ask him to be careful when playing with spider. He might get caught in the web and get sucked dry.
Kaixin1
leetahsar
Jan-14 10:01 pm
To:
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
(23 of 94)
72.23 in reply to 72.19
this warning should go to the teetujia instead. sibeipine will suck their teetujuices dry instead.
he's a 9"!
leetahsar
Jan-14 10:18 pm
To:
BlueSoton1
(24 of 94)
72.24 in reply to 72.20
dun u know i m a snake charmer and train my anaconda to be very discpline?
unlike u, got hole will poke kind. even the OKT also loves to sit on the vital location in ur groin area....;9
Monday, January 15, 2007
PART 5: CAIXIM AND SOTON GANGED UP TO SABO PIGGY!
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
Jan-14 3:50 pm
To:
leetahsar
(14 of 91)
72.14 in reply to 72.9
Hahahhahah!! Uncle LEE ... even 70 year old AH MA you also want to fuck!!
Wa lao eh .... Kaixin me dunno where to hide my face. The OKT has been my good buddy-buddy friend for 6 years already, and the 70-year old ah ma was his AUNT!!
Oh My Goodness!!! Then this horny and desperate Uncle Lee went OVER to the OKT and ask how much price $$$ is the ah man, what her service standard is like, is she good, and so on!?!?!?!?
The OKT cringed!!! Wa Lao Eh, he was damn embarrassed himself, and he quickly revealed that the ah ma was his AUNTIE, and assured everyone concerned that she is NOT A PROSTITUTE!
The PIGGY GOON was red-face and he slunked back into the chair next to Blue Soton whose hand was still wet from all the cum stains from jerking off to the beautiful ladies walking in and out of the brothel. Sotong was a true gentleman .... he told Uncle Lee, eh, you make Kaixin damn embarrassed you know ... Kaixin dunno where to hide his face already. Of course Uncle Lee QUICKLY SIAM that area because he was afraid Soton would wipe his cum stain on Uncle Lee!!!
I gave the BIG-BOOBIE Dada a FLYING KISS and she sauntered back to her resting area behind the customer counter to day-dream about bonking me. But I was not going to bonk her. Hmmmm ... my mind was STILL FILLED WITH IMAGES OF LA MEI......... and dada was wondering why Kaixin was so horny but still refuse to call her. She never guessed that I had a another HOT GAL on my mind ....
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
Jan-14 3:58 pm
To:
LaMei
(15 of 91)
72.15 in reply to 72.12
Hahahhahahahah. Ms Obasan Lamei .... of course you not forgotten. After we left the restaurant and were heading back to Soton's car, bus number 33 suddenly arrived and the Piggy Goon dashed aboard, and waved us goodbye. I was surprised ... wa lao that was fast. Was Piggy Goon going back home to jerk off to his fantasy of the 70-year old OKT's Auntie?!?!
Soton and I headed back to his car and he dropped me off at the OKT's house again. I was still bloody horny with the LA MEI IMAGES floating in my mind. So after Soton left I found myself right back at my old 2nd home, the OKT's house ... my humble abode for the past 6 years.
The OKT erupted into gales of laughter when he saw me!! He said you friend ah .... damn goondo one!!! Wa lao eh, AUNTIE also he dare to point at her and ask if she is a WORKING LADY!!!! That time, all my horniess disappeared because I was so damn MALU and embarrassed. I quickly apologized yet again to the OKT and told him ... eh Tommy sorry lah.... my friend the piggy goon he is not familiar with Geylang ... he is monk wannabe ... dunno who is who over here .... he say the auntie ... thought she can be had for $5 or $10 .... WITHIN HIS PRICE RANGE ... that's why he asked.
The OKT nodded in understanding, and said ... dun worry Kaixin ... I am not angry ... just amused ....! Hahahhahahahahah! WA LAO EH .....
Kaixin1
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
Jan-14 4:12 pm
To:
leetahsar
(16 of 91)
72.16 in reply to 72.9
Ah yah, Uncle Lee. Those 70-80 year old AH MA and those beautiful sweet young AH KUAs are found at DESKER ROAD, not at Geylang!
And yes, they are very poor thing you know! Imagine a 70-year old auntie sitting idly in that small brothel house waiting for customers! At her age!!! I mean, where are a children? Can't she go to an old folk's home and be taken care of by nurses? What the fxxk is a woman of her age doing in such a sordid sleazy brothel???
Can you imagine who her customers might be? Bangala workers who can only afford $5 handjob or $10 fuck job? Old men shuffle their feet and have difficulty ejaculating? or even piggy goon like Leetahsar????
That's why I felt sorry for the whole bunch of them.
Even the ah kua ... many of them are pre-op .... saving money to go for their operation by working in Desker (a few of them also work in Geylang, but they are not as pretty). Usually the price they can command is $30-$40, similar to Changi area.
So please Uncle Lee don't go geylang again to find 70 year old AUNTIE again okay? If you really horny and cannot tahan anymore ask your nephew Kaixin to take you to Desker ... there you can RELEASE!!!!
Kaixin1
Jan-14 3:50 pm
To:
leetahsar
(14 of 91)
72.14 in reply to 72.9
Hahahhahah!! Uncle LEE ... even 70 year old AH MA you also want to fuck!!
Wa lao eh .... Kaixin me dunno where to hide my face. The OKT has been my good buddy-buddy friend for 6 years already, and the 70-year old ah ma was his AUNT!!
Oh My Goodness!!! Then this horny and desperate Uncle Lee went OVER to the OKT and ask how much price $$$ is the ah man, what her service standard is like, is she good, and so on!?!?!?!?
The OKT cringed!!! Wa Lao Eh, he was damn embarrassed himself, and he quickly revealed that the ah ma was his AUNTIE, and assured everyone concerned that she is NOT A PROSTITUTE!
The PIGGY GOON was red-face and he slunked back into the chair next to Blue Soton whose hand was still wet from all the cum stains from jerking off to the beautiful ladies walking in and out of the brothel. Sotong was a true gentleman .... he told Uncle Lee, eh, you make Kaixin damn embarrassed you know ... Kaixin dunno where to hide his face already. Of course Uncle Lee QUICKLY SIAM that area because he was afraid Soton would wipe his cum stain on Uncle Lee!!!
I gave the BIG-BOOBIE Dada a FLYING KISS and she sauntered back to her resting area behind the customer counter to day-dream about bonking me. But I was not going to bonk her. Hmmmm ... my mind was STILL FILLED WITH IMAGES OF LA MEI......... and dada was wondering why Kaixin was so horny but still refuse to call her. She never guessed that I had a another HOT GAL on my mind ....
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
Jan-14 3:58 pm
To:
LaMei
(15 of 91)
72.15 in reply to 72.12
Hahahhahahahah. Ms Obasan Lamei .... of course you not forgotten. After we left the restaurant and were heading back to Soton's car, bus number 33 suddenly arrived and the Piggy Goon dashed aboard, and waved us goodbye. I was surprised ... wa lao that was fast. Was Piggy Goon going back home to jerk off to his fantasy of the 70-year old OKT's Auntie?!?!
Soton and I headed back to his car and he dropped me off at the OKT's house again. I was still bloody horny with the LA MEI IMAGES floating in my mind. So after Soton left I found myself right back at my old 2nd home, the OKT's house ... my humble abode for the past 6 years.
The OKT erupted into gales of laughter when he saw me!! He said you friend ah .... damn goondo one!!! Wa lao eh, AUNTIE also he dare to point at her and ask if she is a WORKING LADY!!!! That time, all my horniess disappeared because I was so damn MALU and embarrassed. I quickly apologized yet again to the OKT and told him ... eh Tommy sorry lah.... my friend the piggy goon he is not familiar with Geylang ... he is monk wannabe ... dunno who is who over here .... he say the auntie ... thought she can be had for $5 or $10 .... WITHIN HIS PRICE RANGE ... that's why he asked.
The OKT nodded in understanding, and said ... dun worry Kaixin ... I am not angry ... just amused ....! Hahahhahahahahah! WA LAO EH .....
Kaixin1
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
Jan-14 4:12 pm
To:
leetahsar
(16 of 91)
72.16 in reply to 72.9
Ah yah, Uncle Lee. Those 70-80 year old AH MA and those beautiful sweet young AH KUAs are found at DESKER ROAD, not at Geylang!
And yes, they are very poor thing you know! Imagine a 70-year old auntie sitting idly in that small brothel house waiting for customers! At her age!!! I mean, where are a children? Can't she go to an old folk's home and be taken care of by nurses? What the fxxk is a woman of her age doing in such a sordid sleazy brothel???
Can you imagine who her customers might be? Bangala workers who can only afford $5 handjob or $10 fuck job? Old men shuffle their feet and have difficulty ejaculating? or even piggy goon like Leetahsar????
That's why I felt sorry for the whole bunch of them.
Even the ah kua ... many of them are pre-op .... saving money to go for their operation by working in Desker (a few of them also work in Geylang, but they are not as pretty). Usually the price they can command is $30-$40, similar to Changi area.
So please Uncle Lee don't go geylang again to find 70 year old AUNTIE again okay? If you really horny and cannot tahan anymore ask your nephew Kaixin to take you to Desker ... there you can RELEASE!!!!
Kaixin1
PART 4 - PAN SHI TONG or teetucave
soton being the fat squid there, placed the order. we supped a song yu or chinese carp's head in sweet black sauce. then came their speciality HOKIEN MEE with salted fish and loads of lard fritters. next was har cheong kai or salted bean paste deep fried chicken. the last of sabo tofu or claypot bean curd and hai xian chuen or fried seafood roll using yam paste, minced seafood assortment as the fillings.
half way true our supping, soton's hp rang. his wifey called. sotong: ya...yes...ya...yes lah!! u take out all the seafood and thaw.... me will be back to cook dinner very soon......
dinner?..what were we having now? caixim and i looked at each other with loads of question marks.
sotong: oh...sorry....mustn't let the wifey knows i m eating MY dinner with u now ....or else she will extend my ears! ...among other vital organs too....haahaahaa...
or should it be better dun let my wifey knows i just jerked off OKT the boss of the whorehouse?
he blushed.
once dinner finished, it was EAT AND RUN time for this piggy. caixim asked to be returned to his DADA at lor 16. soton got to rush home or else...his organ will be extended!
so we went separate ways. in the bus i was wondering....I THOUGHT THE NUTRITIOUS CAIXIM is in celibacy i.e. NO SEX PLEASE...he's a wannabe monk too!! he is so so monky like the xiao ni sa or little monk. why did he succumb to DADA spider webs of lust?
and sotong .....poor soton maybe had already cum on okt...and another round awaiting him back home. soton's FR ??
now i leave the followup of caixim and DADA in their rendevous in bed in a tight cubicle of a little whore chicken house in geylang lor 16......
...the end of this very nearly brokeback piggy's tale....hahahaha....;9)
half way true our supping, soton's hp rang. his wifey called. sotong: ya...yes...ya...yes lah!! u take out all the seafood and thaw.... me will be back to cook dinner very soon......
dinner?..what were we having now? caixim and i looked at each other with loads of question marks.
sotong: oh...sorry....mustn't let the wifey knows i m eating MY dinner with u now ....or else she will extend my ears! ...among other vital organs too....haahaahaa...
or should it be better dun let my wifey knows i just jerked off OKT the boss of the whorehouse?
he blushed.
once dinner finished, it was EAT AND RUN time for this piggy. caixim asked to be returned to his DADA at lor 16. soton got to rush home or else...his organ will be extended!
so we went separate ways. in the bus i was wondering....I THOUGHT THE NUTRITIOUS CAIXIM is in celibacy i.e. NO SEX PLEASE...he's a wannabe monk too!! he is so so monky like the xiao ni sa or little monk. why did he succumb to DADA spider webs of lust?
and sotong .....poor soton maybe had already cum on okt...and another round awaiting him back home. soton's FR ??
now i leave the followup of caixim and DADA in their rendevous in bed in a tight cubicle of a little whore chicken house in geylang lor 16......
...the end of this very nearly brokeback piggy's tale....hahahaha....;9)
PART 3 the teetucave
as if that wasn't enough, soton the schemer of poor piggy o' me join in the field day report....
BlueSoton1
Jan-14 12:18 pm
To:
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
(7 of 91)
PART 2 of Autopcy Report
with uncle piggy fat, over weight body, he dashed to the OKT with an amazing 100m world record speed, shit, he used to say he cant run, due to his leg cartilage pain, but when situation called for it, he surprise us with miracle.
he eagerly asked the OKT the price range, types of services, the origins of the products, n my GOD, he even asked how much is the 70+ ah mah, n the room rate for staying for ONE MONTH !!!!!!!
the super friendly OKT was a bit annoyed, if the hot tempered cid man were to be the OKT, he will kick his ass forcefully, make sure one kick, n uncle is out of this house of nature.....
akan dadang................
so i bo bian...must clarify my innocence....i m still innocent and 24k mint condition what...
leetahsar
Jan-14 12:22 pm
To:
BlueSoton1
(8 of 91)
72.8 in reply to 72.7
oh....so that's why u kept asking me about how to spell C A R T I L A G E...u bloody silly toot soton!!
and yes...it's AUTOPSY ....with an S not C! c is for C LAN KUI!
AND HERE'S PART 3
leetahsar
Jan-14 12:28 pm
To:
BlueSoton1
(9 of 91)
72.9 in reply to 72.7
[he even asked how much is the 70+ ah mah, n the room rate for staying for ONE MONTH !!!!!!!}
ok...ok. this one i must explain and tell the whole story from the start in the car.
kaixim suddenly got compassionate and told me that ah mah and ah ermm and lau aunties are also trying to make an indecent living there.
their rates are super duper cheap and cater to the bangalas, indians and other ftS. there bunch of FTs like the old ladies cos after removing their dentures, bj to them was the only way to send them back home in their heavenly bliss....;9(
and u know all these FTs work very very hard digging and other heavy duty stuffs. they are dicks too and need some form of release. their whole bodies soring with aches and 'hongs' or winds so they need to rid them.
all these laukuaybus or old gingers or lau ah mahs could rid it for them with their antique dried up abalones they possess.
i m so bad to describe them this way....sorry...;9(...but really where are the badly needed welfare from our glabrmen for these bunch of sad old dames?
there another lie from the emperor of clown, pinkie!....sad....;9(
when they threw me into one of the cubicle. i slowly regained my consciousness. an old lady was caressing me...not down there but up here on my head with a moist towel.
she gave me some chinese herbal tea and RINGGGGGGGG!!!.....everything back to normal and i sat up to thank her for saving my modesty....hahahaha....;9)
i heard laughter outside the main hall. went out after smiling and thanking the motherly lady to rejoin with caisim and horny sotong.
there sitting on soton's lap was none other OKT or orh (his surname) kui tao, his name and owner of this chickenhouse.
on caixim's lap was a transexual DADA who had honeydew bosom about the size of my dearie's! oh course, i knew that was fake and siliconed.
caixim buried his monky head into the big artificial boobs. i thought he might be suffocated within! sotong was having a smirking good time while jerking the okt on his vital lap area.
they abruptly stopped when they saw piggy appeared...
well.. me had gone round the world so many times. what i haven't seen? so i wasn't in as much astonished than them. i asked okt: IS THAT KINDLY MAMASAN WHO ATTENDED TO FAINTED ME one of his girls?
okt: dun anyhow say leh!! (quite offended but still a bit amused)
then the motherly obasan came out to serve me more tea. oh my god!!! okt resembled her...and vice versa....*blush!!* i was so embarrassed and felt damn stupig! and apologised profusely to both of them.
caixim and soton laughed so hard that DADA was thrown off onto the floor and soton jerked the okt even higher in spasms with his laughter! so much so, the okt got to excuse himself to the toilet to clean up. he just wetted his pants from soton's laughing horny thrustings!
i think the incessant laughters of these 2 horny guys burnt out more calories than what they were doing just now. caixim said he laughed so much, he was feeling hungry. soton too said he was hungry after all the groin thrusting at okt's butt.
i suggested why dun we head for old airport rd for dinner. it was getting late anyway. all agreed. off we went. instead to old airport hc, sotong drove us to...OH NO!!! another chickens territory...JOO CHIAT RD where FT chickens were abundant...the vietnamese mei meis...
as we walked along this uncharted path, we got so many electrifying winks shoot baks at us...we began to sing a choir of marikita, our beloved national anthem flag raising ceremony together in our pants!!
hiazz!! here we go again...the bulges in all our pants....;9(
BlueSoton1
Jan-14 12:18 pm
To:
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
(7 of 91)
PART 2 of Autopcy Report
with uncle piggy fat, over weight body, he dashed to the OKT with an amazing 100m world record speed, shit, he used to say he cant run, due to his leg cartilage pain, but when situation called for it, he surprise us with miracle.
he eagerly asked the OKT the price range, types of services, the origins of the products, n my GOD, he even asked how much is the 70+ ah mah, n the room rate for staying for ONE MONTH !!!!!!!
the super friendly OKT was a bit annoyed, if the hot tempered cid man were to be the OKT, he will kick his ass forcefully, make sure one kick, n uncle is out of this house of nature.....
akan dadang................
so i bo bian...must clarify my innocence....i m still innocent and 24k mint condition what...
leetahsar
Jan-14 12:22 pm
To:
BlueSoton1
(8 of 91)
72.8 in reply to 72.7
oh....so that's why u kept asking me about how to spell C A R T I L A G E...u bloody silly toot soton!!
and yes...it's AUTOPSY ....with an S not C! c is for C LAN KUI!
AND HERE'S PART 3
leetahsar
Jan-14 12:28 pm
To:
BlueSoton1
(9 of 91)
72.9 in reply to 72.7
[he even asked how much is the 70+ ah mah, n the room rate for staying for ONE MONTH !!!!!!!}
ok...ok. this one i must explain and tell the whole story from the start in the car.
kaixim suddenly got compassionate and told me that ah mah and ah ermm and lau aunties are also trying to make an indecent living there.
their rates are super duper cheap and cater to the bangalas, indians and other ftS. there bunch of FTs like the old ladies cos after removing their dentures, bj to them was the only way to send them back home in their heavenly bliss....;9(
and u know all these FTs work very very hard digging and other heavy duty stuffs. they are dicks too and need some form of release. their whole bodies soring with aches and 'hongs' or winds so they need to rid them.
all these laukuaybus or old gingers or lau ah mahs could rid it for them with their antique dried up abalones they possess.
i m so bad to describe them this way....sorry...;9(...but really where are the badly needed welfare from our glabrmen for these bunch of sad old dames?
there another lie from the emperor of clown, pinkie!....sad....;9(
when they threw me into one of the cubicle. i slowly regained my consciousness. an old lady was caressing me...not down there but up here on my head with a moist towel.
she gave me some chinese herbal tea and RINGGGGGGGG!!!.....everything back to normal and i sat up to thank her for saving my modesty....hahahaha....;9)
i heard laughter outside the main hall. went out after smiling and thanking the motherly lady to rejoin with caisim and horny sotong.
there sitting on soton's lap was none other OKT or orh (his surname) kui tao, his name and owner of this chickenhouse.
on caixim's lap was a transexual DADA who had honeydew bosom about the size of my dearie's! oh course, i knew that was fake and siliconed.
caixim buried his monky head into the big artificial boobs. i thought he might be suffocated within! sotong was having a smirking good time while jerking the okt on his vital lap area.
they abruptly stopped when they saw piggy appeared...
well.. me had gone round the world so many times. what i haven't seen? so i wasn't in as much astonished than them. i asked okt: IS THAT KINDLY MAMASAN WHO ATTENDED TO FAINTED ME one of his girls?
okt: dun anyhow say leh!! (quite offended but still a bit amused)
then the motherly obasan came out to serve me more tea. oh my god!!! okt resembled her...and vice versa....*blush!!* i was so embarrassed and felt damn stupig! and apologised profusely to both of them.
caixim and soton laughed so hard that DADA was thrown off onto the floor and soton jerked the okt even higher in spasms with his laughter! so much so, the okt got to excuse himself to the toilet to clean up. he just wetted his pants from soton's laughing horny thrustings!
i think the incessant laughters of these 2 horny guys burnt out more calories than what they were doing just now. caixim said he laughed so much, he was feeling hungry. soton too said he was hungry after all the groin thrusting at okt's butt.
i suggested why dun we head for old airport rd for dinner. it was getting late anyway. all agreed. off we went. instead to old airport hc, sotong drove us to...OH NO!!! another chickens territory...JOO CHIAT RD where FT chickens were abundant...the vietnamese mei meis...
as we walked along this uncharted path, we got so many electrifying winks shoot baks at us...we began to sing a choir of marikita, our beloved national anthem flag raising ceremony together in our pants!!
hiazz!! here we go again...the bulges in all our pants....;9(
PART 2 - TeeTuCave at geylang lor 16
INTERLUDE:
caixim is now cheong his DADA in room 69. he will proceed the details after cumming to his normal flag lowering ceremony.
stay tuned.
me got to expel all the teetu c all over me and purge all the static that had accumulated in my ter bak and ter yue.....;9)
WARNING: ANAL TIGHT RETENTIVE LOSERS ARE ADVISED FROM CONTINUING FROM THIS POINT. RA(18)
and speaking of the devil, here our carebear caixim zooms in:
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
Jan-13 9:58 pm
To:
leetahsar
Wait a minute, Uncle Lee.
My nose did not just bleed at Mei Ling HC when I met Lamei.
I was drooling until a puddle of water had formed on the ground next to me!!!
The monk wannabe had just very graciously offered to buy me some bak chor mee pok, with chilli, without vingear. Yes, that was going to be my sumptuous breakfast! And I was sipping my piping hot steaming delicious cup of coffee. Just then, Lamei ARRIVED!!! Oh MY God!!!!
Lamei is a slender, sexy lass, and she was clad in white T-shirt and a very cute and sexy pair of blue shorts. She looked so SWEET and charming! My goodness, I thought she was just 23 to 25 years old!!! It was only after we had been properly introduced that I realized she was much older than that! WA LAO EH!!!
I secretly scanned her from head to toe, with my nose turning red and a pool of water forming beside me. She is a very pretty lass, and I would NEVER have guessed her true age. Heck, she could have easily passed off as one of my students and I wouldn't have known the difference!
Uncle Lee noticed that I very discreetly BIO-ING Lamei and tried to snap me out of it. hahahhahahhahahah! Okay lar ... we resumed our normal conversation. I was desperately trying to conceal the huge puddle of DROOL that had formed, and luckily, no one noticed!!
Well, breakfast was fantastic. I realized that Mei Ling HC serves not just cheap food, but very delicious cuisine! MMMMMMM...... it was delightful! Blue Soton and Lamei had laksa, while I had my chilli hot (but vinegar-less) bowl of bak chor mee pok (PAPAYA LEE HSIEN LOONG .... I EAT BAK CHOR MEE POK ALSO NO HUM, HOR!!!! DUN PRAY PRAY !!!!!).
This was the first time I met Blue Soton, and I was glad I managed to meet him too. Later, he and I dragged Uncle Lee to GEYLANG LORONG 16, to tempt him to screw chicks!!!! It was during that time that LTS revealed his FULL GAYHOOD to us!! hahahhahahah!!
Stay tuned for the next instalment ... Uncle LTS reveals his fascination for BANGALAS, his lust for TESTICLES ... and finally ... HIS SECRET FETISH FOR 70 YEAR OLD LADIES!!!!
Kaixin1
caixim is now cheong his DADA in room 69. he will proceed the details after cumming to his normal flag lowering ceremony.
stay tuned.
me got to expel all the teetu c all over me and purge all the static that had accumulated in my ter bak and ter yue.....;9)
WARNING: ANAL TIGHT RETENTIVE LOSERS ARE ADVISED FROM CONTINUING FROM THIS POINT. RA(18)
and speaking of the devil, here our carebear caixim zooms in:
KaiXin the Anti-GST Cheongster (KaiXin1)
Jan-13 9:58 pm
To:
leetahsar
Wait a minute, Uncle Lee.
My nose did not just bleed at Mei Ling HC when I met Lamei.
I was drooling until a puddle of water had formed on the ground next to me!!!
The monk wannabe had just very graciously offered to buy me some bak chor mee pok, with chilli, without vingear. Yes, that was going to be my sumptuous breakfast! And I was sipping my piping hot steaming delicious cup of coffee. Just then, Lamei ARRIVED!!! Oh MY God!!!!
Lamei is a slender, sexy lass, and she was clad in white T-shirt and a very cute and sexy pair of blue shorts. She looked so SWEET and charming! My goodness, I thought she was just 23 to 25 years old!!! It was only after we had been properly introduced that I realized she was much older than that! WA LAO EH!!!
I secretly scanned her from head to toe, with my nose turning red and a pool of water forming beside me. She is a very pretty lass, and I would NEVER have guessed her true age. Heck, she could have easily passed off as one of my students and I wouldn't have known the difference!
Uncle Lee noticed that I very discreetly BIO-ING Lamei and tried to snap me out of it. hahahhahahhahahah! Okay lar ... we resumed our normal conversation. I was desperately trying to conceal the huge puddle of DROOL that had formed, and luckily, no one noticed!!
Well, breakfast was fantastic. I realized that Mei Ling HC serves not just cheap food, but very delicious cuisine! MMMMMMM...... it was delightful! Blue Soton and Lamei had laksa, while I had my chilli hot (but vinegar-less) bowl of bak chor mee pok (PAPAYA LEE HSIEN LOONG .... I EAT BAK CHOR MEE POK ALSO NO HUM, HOR!!!! DUN PRAY PRAY !!!!!).
This was the first time I met Blue Soton, and I was glad I managed to meet him too. Later, he and I dragged Uncle Lee to GEYLANG LORONG 16, to tempt him to screw chicks!!!! It was during that time that LTS revealed his FULL GAYHOOD to us!! hahahhahahah!!
Stay tuned for the next instalment ... Uncle LTS reveals his fascination for BANGALAS, his lust for TESTICLES ... and finally ... HIS SECRET FETISH FOR 70 YEAR OLD LADIES!!!!
Kaixin1
drugged, dragged and thrown into TeeTuCave
today the worst of the worst happened (almost) onto me.....;9(
after la me in her hot shorts pants left after our meetup, sotong drugged me ! and with the cheongster, they dragged me by the balls and threw the limp me into the teetu cave in geylang lor 16....
i was almost done...this tang san chan....*boo...hoo..hoo* was nearly....was almost....was so close....*boo hoo...hoo...!*
ur nutritious caixim and soton was having a field day watching me....*boo...hoo..hoo..hoo..*....
er ...caixim u wanna follow up in a new nasty thread of what u and sotong and ur gang of teetujia and teetulaukuaybu and teetukong...and worst a teetulauahmah did to this 24K mint piggy??....*weep...weep...sniff...sniff!*
stay tuned for the day piggy was ALMOST eaten alive by teetus in PAN SHI TONG!
la mei called for triad meeting today. so as obeissance to her grossly tattooed husb, the piggy had to oblige my ah mei.
i tot...GOODIE! ME GOING TO BE ALONE WITH AH MEI...but NO! when about to leave for the appointment, caixim smsed me: I M AT UR Q'TOWN MRT. PLS COME GET ME TO THE VENUE OF MEETING.
now what the hell is he doing there....and so punctual? he's invited too? question marks started floating in my fat piggy head. so bo bian, i ran all the way to fetch caixim to the meetup. won't wanna be late so that dun offend the dai soh obasan.
we reached mei ling hc after a brief brisk walk from the mrt station. when our hainanese kopi came, so did la mei.
wowsay!! really itsy bitsy hotpants with revealing straps from her pink G-strings on her slender hips. she must be wearing her baby daughter's t-shirt which said 1 HOT MAMA!.
oh yes! she was! and exposed a dot - her tattooed navel pierced with a small ringing bell when she walked towards us. she must be drooling when she saw the cute huggy carebear caisim sitting next to me.
wiping away the droops at her lip corners with a tissue, she extended her arm to shake caisim. hoping that she would be shaking lower, caixim nosebled and was wiping frantically his redden nostril.....;9)
as for this blur disappointed piggy...oh well! tot it would be a one to one meetup. seem like it was going to be another afternoon threesome sexsion! and soon the sipped teh c in my mouth also drooled out of the corner of my dejected crooked lips....;9(
after all the shaking and hugging, we settled down. i tot that was it. we were going to jiak hong with la mei in her 2-seaters SLK200 and caixim sitting on my lap and suddenly in came sotong.
of all people...SOTON!! why??!!...oh well again! if couldn't threesome than foursome also not bad.
the moment soton sat down, he asked "where's mr chiohunk VINCE??...i keep wet dreaming about him...where's he??"
caixim and me were shocked wide eyed looking blur at each other and asked, WHAT CHIOHUNK VINCE??
la mei blushed. "her wifey's back. he's on call and on heavy or rather heaving duty now...so it was a last minute unexpected twist..." she explained apologetically.
oh well!....la mei's target, caixim was here. soton's wasn't. as for the blur piggy who was scratching his piggyhead: WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE THEN??
the electrifying sequence commenced the moment la mei set eyes on her nutritious caixim. he on the other hand was a fullblooded cheongster now and the bulge there was having the flag raising ceremony. no wonder he was in baggy pants today.....;9(
poor dejected soton. his chioVINCE wasn't here. so disheartened! so bo herh, hay ya ho. translated means: no fish, then eat the prawn lor. and since also no prawn, then eat the nutritious caixim!. he started to shoot bak at caixim too.
la mei shot higher volts. sotong increased his voltage too. this piggy who was slurping away at his lor mee was nearly fried in between all the crossfire of high seductive voltages....hahahaha....;9)
SHE BAM..SHE BAM....rang la mei's RICKY MARTIN'S SHE BANGS telephonic ringing tone.
bzzzz...zz! her electricity suddenly waned off. she got up. "sorry guys, got to go....da ge calls. EMERGENCY...bia chui time(gang fight on) !!"
before anyone of us could said another word, ZOOOMMMMMM...her mercz already burnt the road with the tyre tracks. in a puff of exhaust smoke, she was gone.
now what??....yes ...now what??....now boo..hoo..hoo...both sotong and caixim turned their horniness on me...this poor blur mee slurping piggy still unaware what was about to happen to him.
i sipped the teh c...and bingo...knocked off liao!...
knocked off means i dunno what happened next. when i blur blur opened my eyes...i was like in a cave full of spider webs..i saw the road that soton's car turned into...GEYLANG LOR 16.....
caixim will now follow in details...(take it with a pinch of salt)....me still saved my 24K mint condition..nearly...hahahaha....;9)
after la me in her hot shorts pants left after our meetup, sotong drugged me ! and with the cheongster, they dragged me by the balls and threw the limp me into the teetu cave in geylang lor 16....
i was almost done...this tang san chan....*boo...hoo..hoo* was nearly....was almost....was so close....*boo hoo...hoo...!*
ur nutritious caixim and soton was having a field day watching me....*boo...hoo..hoo..hoo..*....
er ...caixim u wanna follow up in a new nasty thread of what u and sotong and ur gang of teetujia and teetulaukuaybu and teetukong...and worst a teetulauahmah did to this 24K mint piggy??....*weep...weep...sniff...sniff!*
stay tuned for the day piggy was ALMOST eaten alive by teetus in PAN SHI TONG!
la mei called for triad meeting today. so as obeissance to her grossly tattooed husb, the piggy had to oblige my ah mei.
i tot...GOODIE! ME GOING TO BE ALONE WITH AH MEI...but NO! when about to leave for the appointment, caixim smsed me: I M AT UR Q'TOWN MRT. PLS COME GET ME TO THE VENUE OF MEETING.
now what the hell is he doing there....and so punctual? he's invited too? question marks started floating in my fat piggy head. so bo bian, i ran all the way to fetch caixim to the meetup. won't wanna be late so that dun offend the dai soh obasan.
we reached mei ling hc after a brief brisk walk from the mrt station. when our hainanese kopi came, so did la mei.
wowsay!! really itsy bitsy hotpants with revealing straps from her pink G-strings on her slender hips. she must be wearing her baby daughter's t-shirt which said 1 HOT MAMA!.
oh yes! she was! and exposed a dot - her tattooed navel pierced with a small ringing bell when she walked towards us. she must be drooling when she saw the cute huggy carebear caisim sitting next to me.
wiping away the droops at her lip corners with a tissue, she extended her arm to shake caisim. hoping that she would be shaking lower, caixim nosebled and was wiping frantically his redden nostril.....;9)
as for this blur disappointed piggy...oh well! tot it would be a one to one meetup. seem like it was going to be another afternoon threesome sexsion! and soon the sipped teh c in my mouth also drooled out of the corner of my dejected crooked lips....;9(
after all the shaking and hugging, we settled down. i tot that was it. we were going to jiak hong with la mei in her 2-seaters SLK200 and caixim sitting on my lap and suddenly in came sotong.
of all people...SOTON!! why??!!...oh well again! if couldn't threesome than foursome also not bad.
the moment soton sat down, he asked "where's mr chiohunk VINCE??...i keep wet dreaming about him...where's he??"
caixim and me were shocked wide eyed looking blur at each other and asked, WHAT CHIOHUNK VINCE??
la mei blushed. "her wifey's back. he's on call and on heavy or rather heaving duty now...so it was a last minute unexpected twist..." she explained apologetically.
oh well!....la mei's target, caixim was here. soton's wasn't. as for the blur piggy who was scratching his piggyhead: WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE THEN??
the electrifying sequence commenced the moment la mei set eyes on her nutritious caixim. he on the other hand was a fullblooded cheongster now and the bulge there was having the flag raising ceremony. no wonder he was in baggy pants today.....;9(
poor dejected soton. his chioVINCE wasn't here. so disheartened! so bo herh, hay ya ho. translated means: no fish, then eat the prawn lor. and since also no prawn, then eat the nutritious caixim!. he started to shoot bak at caixim too.
la mei shot higher volts. sotong increased his voltage too. this piggy who was slurping away at his lor mee was nearly fried in between all the crossfire of high seductive voltages....hahahaha....;9)
SHE BAM..SHE BAM....rang la mei's RICKY MARTIN'S SHE BANGS telephonic ringing tone.
bzzzz...zz! her electricity suddenly waned off. she got up. "sorry guys, got to go....da ge calls. EMERGENCY...bia chui time(gang fight on) !!"
before anyone of us could said another word, ZOOOMMMMMM...her mercz already burnt the road with the tyre tracks. in a puff of exhaust smoke, she was gone.
now what??....yes ...now what??....now boo..hoo..hoo...both sotong and caixim turned their horniness on me...this poor blur mee slurping piggy still unaware what was about to happen to him.
i sipped the teh c...and bingo...knocked off liao!...
knocked off means i dunno what happened next. when i blur blur opened my eyes...i was like in a cave full of spider webs..i saw the road that soton's car turned into...GEYLANG LOR 16.....
caixim will now follow in details...(take it with a pinch of salt)....me still saved my 24K mint condition..nearly...hahahaha....;9)
AGE IS A RELATIVITY...IT'S YOUR MIND THAT'S MATTER MOST
age is relativity...
one could be old but always young at heart...er...like this cute piggy goon here....;9)
or one could be old but even older in the heart. before they are dead, they thought they are almost dead! or maybe might be dead the next day.....;9(
finally, one could be young but waste their youth away...so to live is like never lived before.....;9(
the saddest of the 3 must be the last...WASTED THEIR YOUTH AWAY!....;9(
ornitoufo...let them be awaken by my humble reminder.....;9)
one could be old but always young at heart...er...like this cute piggy goon here....;9)
or one could be old but even older in the heart. before they are dead, they thought they are almost dead! or maybe might be dead the next day.....;9(
finally, one could be young but waste their youth away...so to live is like never lived before.....;9(
the saddest of the 3 must be the last...WASTED THEIR YOUTH AWAY!....;9(
ornitoufo...let them be awaken by my humble reminder.....;9)
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