Coffee Shop Talk - WOES IS ME!! HOW CAN SIBEIPINE DO THIS ?
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115737.1NOW SWEATING LIKE RIVER OF BABYLON!!
was tekan by sibeipine - the original bf of my current indo chiobu gf.....who years ago when he landed her, sent me a fake pic of choobeebee!!...
now i m deep shit!!....how???...i will face extinction now!!...so how???
i told everyone if my indo gf doesn't send me her pic to prove my innocence that she really looks like that girl...a jap actress...I M DOOMED!!!...;9(
and so be it...what need to end...will end...and i hope after almost 13000 posting....everyone should get sick of this bo liao goon piggy king liao...haahaa...;9).....
the things that are happening are getting more mystical to me....some time ago, i told everyone SOMETHING BIG IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME...and this is but a prelude to that BIG which is approaching nearer and faster than i anticipated.....;9) or ;9(
oh my god!!..i hope it's benevolent instead of malevolent....so GOD BLESS ME!!!...this time...ornitoufo to myself....;9)
The pic that i posted was one that i saved from sibeipine. he sent that to me when he first acquaint with choobeebee. and silly me thought she did look like the pic...which after putting up in the FORUM was being flamed like anything....I FEEL SO SO STUPID NOW!...and i hope sibeipine is having a good laugh. he loves making people he calls friend look like an idiot...and ONE DAY I HOPE HE WON'T BE MADE A BIGGER ONE!...;9(anyway, back to our last part of my encounter with this indo chiobu. up to here, maybe u should understand even if i really love her...i just can't be with her...she was the ex of my buddy sibeipine...who is soon going to be my ex brother.....i just had enough of his nonsense and i think i better don't waste any more time with the sibei brothers...let others go and teach them the lessons they need to learn...THE HARD WAY!!.....;9( but i would always pray for them...or chant for them...i guess this time the affinity with them ends with the arrival of choobeebee. maybe that's the real reason for her sudden presence...to make me really see the true colors of the people around me who are always calling me brother here....brother there....but actually they only treat me as their comic relief or their personal jester fool.....SO BE IT!!.....they dun treasure a sincere relationship...then it's logical the sincerity shouldn't remain with them.....and GOD BLES THEM!...i have enough of their everyday regular nonsense and lies....evonne, xiao ling, chillipadi, choobeebee, audrey, doris, serene, jolin, cindy, jeslyn, ivy...etc...etc..etc...NONE OF MY BUSINESS FROM TODAY ONWARD....CHOOBEEBEE RETURNED HOME......joe had gone for his next business stop in phuket the next early morning.
at about 9am, bb called. she wanted to visit my pigeonhole in queenstown. i told her to come at about 10am and will meet her downstair in her taxi and proceed to mei ling street market for breakfast. (she hated to walk in her expensive high heels).
everything set. we were in the hawker centre. she was really like a sua koo and ordered so many things.
first it was the $1 peranankan laksa mai hum(no cockles). next a cup of kopi c and a teh c less sugar for me. i went to place order for the lor mee at the far end corner. after that went to order chai tao kuay or fried carrot cake. then the next stall, i ordered the prawn fritters and steam yam cakes and was manouvering with 3 plates of food back to the table where she just down the laksa and kopi c.....
the lor mee came. wow! shiok! mine was with extra minced garlic and hers....trouble started!
"bob, can i have more chilli paste....more gravy...more vinegar....and more chopped red and green chillies....", she requested very purringly.....what to do? brought her whole bowl back to the auntie who added everything she wanted extra...and she exclaimed, "wah! ur gf's pretty but hard to serve hor....."
after we supped everthing...and this girl really could eat like a piggy too!...she couldn't wait to tell me, "bob, i read ur blog...it's very funny....how could u name me choobeebee? ...so obiang!...hahahaha.....and sibeikang's wifey is chinjiagong....HAHAHAHA!!!" her laughter was getting louder and hysterical that i had to shooed her down! "ok..ok...sorry...really funny...i laughed the whole night ...literally laughing in my sleep too....why dun u put my pic up?" and because of this comment ...i gong gong put up the bloody jap actress' pic whom sibeipine sent me years back and claimed that was choobeebee...
AND SO NOW, I VE BEEN MADE A FOOL....AGAIN AFTER 6 YRS LATER!!....;9(
the latest bb's pic just put up....hopefully u all will agree it does resemble the actress. anyway she had promised to email me some of her best pics to put up. she was such a show off after the aunties in the market praised to me how pretty my gf was......but i treated her more like a sister than a gf....haahaa...;9)
and soon after the makan, i brought her home to see mamalee....
"wow, bob...the whole verandah is like a garden...wow...i love this monkeys in the dishgarden so cute!!" she remarked on seeing a dishgarden i just created some weeks ago in my another gardening class.
"hello, auntie!.....how are u?....
i m going to marry your son, bob!!" this ting tong just blurted out like this when she met my fat mother!
my mum was shocked into uncontrollable laughter. "u joking hor?...marry this goon...this bo liao useless goon??"
"aiyoh! auntie how can u said bob like that?" she was rather offended. and i was shocked about that what i just heard coming from mamalee, my own mother.
IS SHE MY MUM OR NOT??!!"no lah, auntie, bob is very sincere...he talks funny ...but if u listen to him carefully, hor...he makes alot of senses u know....he very caring to me...hehehehe...."
so it was ladies' chat...and i cannot be bothered...and went out to the verandah and do my regular gardening....
after they chatted enough, time for her to get lost!....so i sent her to get a cab. gave me a bearhug, hopped into the cab...and off she went......
the same night, she called me again...and chit chat...and chat..and chat...and chat....very long about 2 hrs...my god!! and my ears were really sweating our wax!
she ended the conversation by telling me she was leaving the next day....and would be back again this october for her brother's wedding here...and this time she would stay longer. she asked whether can put up with me or not...
SURE! i told her.....but I WON'T BE AROUND...that i din tell her...hahaha....;9)....cos the wedding of her younger brother is sure to be infectious onto her...and she would want one too....sorry not from me...go find some one else....hopefully i should be out of town when she comes...hahaha....ME SIAM....MAI HUM ..MAI HUM...MAI HUMP....*
*this silly phrase is getting to be so addictive courtesy from our pm's bo liao speech for our NATIONAL DAY.....MEE SIAM MAI HUM....mai hum..mai hum....mai hum....hahahaha...;9)
WHEN U ORDER MEESIAM HERE...THERE'S NO HUM...THIS IS THE 1st TIME I EVER HEARD THERE ARE HUMS IN MEESIAM!!end of story.....pls excuse me for the goof up in the jap actress' pic....i think i leave it there ...just in case bb sends me her pics...then we can compare.......;9)
