Friday, March 24, 2006
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Coffee Shop Talk - UPHEAVAL OF LEETAHSAR.....
From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 19-Mar 00:46
To: leetahsar 1626 of 1641
83628.1626 in reply to 83628.1622
"....and i need to apologise for my show of anger too"
Apologise for fark?
Should be:-
leetahsar: 在我的字典里面, 没有"道歉"这两个字!
From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 19-Mar 00:49
To: leetahsar 1627 of 1641
83628.1627 in reply to 83628.1622
"tonight, the sisters with nephew and cute cute dole eyed niece were here for big makan."
How cum neber invite me leh, i want to eat leh!
From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 19-Mar 00:53
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1628 of 1641
83628.1628 in reply to 83628.1627
After makan, k go par tor with her. Will bring her back b4 midnite, k?
From: leetahsar 19-Mar 11:36
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1630 of 1641
83628.1630 in reply to 83628.1628
wah! u so romantic...can bring hoi jie instead....LAU KUAY BU'S TONIC still the best u know...
cute cute niece mustn't be distracted. she gotta to catch up with study and i make sure she finishes it hor....u mess with her hor...me patho with u even more romantically...u want?....;9)
From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 19-Mar 12:33
To: leetahsar 1631 of 1641
83628.1631 in reply to 83628.1630
i k tutor her for free wat....few Aces a semester should nt be a problem lah! BTW, she from which poly n ahper course. i k teach biz/engineering/laws/cooking....wat's else leh?
From: leetahsar 19-Mar 18:42
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1632 of 1641
83628.1632 in reply to 83628.1631
patho - ology....ur favorite subject ...u forgot huh?
From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 19-Mar 19:14
To: leetahsar 1633 of 1641
83628.1633 in reply to 83628.1632
tahsar, u have been feeding me with craps the whole day 2day, u know! k u talk porpre or nt n tell me she is from which poly n wat course she studies? Thank u!
From: aussiebiz 19-Mar 21:01
To: leetahsar 1634 of 1641
83628.1634 in reply to 83628.1629
The difference between men and women:
Men - listen with the right ear and come out through the left
Women - listen with both ears and come out through the mouth
From: leetahsar 19-Mar 22:28
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1635 of 1641
83628.1635 in reply to 83628.1633
wah! u very greedy hor...got mei mei by ur side still think of my underaged niece....maybe u can patho me...i come....u want?
From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 19-Mar 22:43
To: leetahsar 1636 of 1641
83628.1636 in reply to 83628.1635
Wat crap? i where got mei mei? she where got underage?
From: BabaEro11 19-Mar 22:54
To: leetahsar 1637 of 1641
83628.1637 in reply to 83628.1635
your twin daughters, how?
From: leetahsar 19-Mar 23:11
To: BabaEro11 1638 of 1641
83628.1638 in reply to 83628.1637
that one i dunno...anyway today's f o c class wasn't too bad...got about 15 pax...but those who got the news from internet...they din id themselves...so now ...i am disadvantage...they saw me and knew who i am n how i look like...and exactly how goon i am...BUT I DUNNO THEM...ASKED THEM AND NO ONE TOLD ME THEIR NICS...AND THEIR NAMES...LIKE MR OW..OR MISS CHAN...etc....am i go tell them I AM LEETAHSAR.....jialat...;(
From: BabaEro11 19-Mar 23:54
To: leetahsar 1639 of 1641
83628.1639 in reply to 83628.1638
Pare, since they know you now, can you post your photo here?
You are doing a good deed, it might help you end your "forced retirement".
To: leetahsar 1626 of 1641
83628.1626 in reply to 83628.1622
"....and i need to apologise for my show of anger too"
Apologise for fark?
Should be:-
leetahsar: 在我的字典里面, 没有"道歉"这两个字!
From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 19-Mar 00:49
To: leetahsar 1627 of 1641
83628.1627 in reply to 83628.1622
"tonight, the sisters with nephew and cute cute dole eyed niece were here for big makan."
How cum neber invite me leh, i want to eat leh!
From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 19-Mar 00:53
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1628 of 1641
83628.1628 in reply to 83628.1627
After makan, k go par tor with her. Will bring her back b4 midnite, k?
From: leetahsar 19-Mar 11:36
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1630 of 1641
83628.1630 in reply to 83628.1628
wah! u so romantic...can bring hoi jie instead....LAU KUAY BU'S TONIC still the best u know...
cute cute niece mustn't be distracted. she gotta to catch up with study and i make sure she finishes it hor....u mess with her hor...me patho with u even more romantically...u want?....;9)
From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 19-Mar 12:33
To: leetahsar 1631 of 1641
83628.1631 in reply to 83628.1630
i k tutor her for free wat....few Aces a semester should nt be a problem lah! BTW, she from which poly n ahper course. i k teach biz/engineering/laws/cooking....wat's else leh?
From: leetahsar 19-Mar 18:42
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1632 of 1641
83628.1632 in reply to 83628.1631
patho - ology....ur favorite subject ...u forgot huh?
From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 19-Mar 19:14
To: leetahsar 1633 of 1641
83628.1633 in reply to 83628.1632
tahsar, u have been feeding me with craps the whole day 2day, u know! k u talk porpre or nt n tell me she is from which poly n wat course she studies? Thank u!
From: aussiebiz 19-Mar 21:01
To: leetahsar 1634 of 1641
83628.1634 in reply to 83628.1629
The difference between men and women:
Men - listen with the right ear and come out through the left
Women - listen with both ears and come out through the mouth
From: leetahsar 19-Mar 22:28
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1635 of 1641
83628.1635 in reply to 83628.1633
wah! u very greedy hor...got mei mei by ur side still think of my underaged niece....maybe u can patho me...i come....u want?
From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 19-Mar 22:43
To: leetahsar 1636 of 1641
83628.1636 in reply to 83628.1635
Wat crap? i where got mei mei? she where got underage?
From: BabaEro11 19-Mar 22:54
To: leetahsar 1637 of 1641
83628.1637 in reply to 83628.1635
your twin daughters, how?
From: leetahsar 19-Mar 23:11
To: BabaEro11 1638 of 1641
83628.1638 in reply to 83628.1637
that one i dunno...anyway today's f o c class wasn't too bad...got about 15 pax...but those who got the news from internet...they din id themselves...so now ...i am disadvantage...they saw me and knew who i am n how i look like...and exactly how goon i am...BUT I DUNNO THEM...ASKED THEM AND NO ONE TOLD ME THEIR NICS...AND THEIR NAMES...LIKE MR OW..OR MISS CHAN...etc....am i go tell them I AM LEETAHSAR.....jialat...;(
From: BabaEro11 19-Mar 23:54
To: leetahsar 1639 of 1641
83628.1639 in reply to 83628.1638
Pare, since they know you now, can you post your photo here?
You are doing a good deed, it might help you end your "forced retirement".
THIS MORNING I TOUCHED MY FT IT TENANT UNTIL HE CRIED....
THIS MORNING I TOUCHED MY FT IT TENANT UNTIL HE CRIED....
oh shit! what the hell are going into all ur blains!!??
i touched him through my words not my octopus tentacles! when i typed out that title above, suddenly i sensed ...HELL! I GIVING THE WRONG IMPRESSION ABOUT MYSELF AGAIN....JIALAT!!
was up at about 6am this morning. couldn't sleep. was sweating like mad. even the pillow was dripping with sweat(exaggerate a bit)...my wall fan was full blast but it was really freaking fucking hot!!!...;9(
so was up already ...couldn't sleep any more. watch cartoon on channel 8.
6.30a.m. 'it's A SMALL SMALL WORLD...DA..DDA...DA..DADA..." went my weird FT IT's alarm clock.....no response after he banged the clock and cut off the musical alarm.
door still din open. must be sleeping again. i beckon to mamalee...hand signing her whether to go bang the door to wake him up. mamalee shook her head and gave a "DUN FUCK CARE" him signal...so i dun care lor and proceed to read today's shittytimes...
CLICK! the door knob twisted and the door opened....blur blur the tenant walked out...goodness! morning erection u know!....the way he walked like his "extra leg" was in the way of his normal legs or what...
he went to the toilet...here is a catch....get this all horny guys who anyhow pee during morning erection...
my weird tenant put down the toilet seat, sat on it petitely and pee...no wonder there was always no trace of stray urine spray when he went to the toilet in the morning.....so that was how he did it...by sitting and pee during morning erection...cleber hor this boy!
while he was brushing, i couldn't stand it any longer....i blurted out to him. "ah boy, do u know why that day i scolded and fucked u like anything?" i started....
"mmmph nmmph!" he mumbled with his mouth full of colgate lather and turned to glance at me in the hall.
"the silly lauhankoo early in the morning without even washing up, went to ur room, took the stupid broken swivel chair and repaired it..." i narrated the whole story, Then i was on the internet writing my bo liao threads....and he came to irritate me asking me to repair for him...of course i fuck care him right?"
"nmmph....!" he was washing his face with facial foam now.
I continued, "so he bei soong(unhappy) and started stereo me...of course i blast back my lagi(even) louder woofer stereo at him.....i clenched my fist....and he scare...he char bok next door...only to go irritate mamalee..."
"oh is it?!!" ah boy was suddenly enlightened.
"Ya, i heard mama lee screaming at him and asked him to go to hell...she couldn't bend on her knees.... how to help him...GO TO HELL U FUCKING IDIOT!@#5&*$!!...." i told that was what i thought i heard all the super foul words coming out from mamalee...gave me a shock!
"so u see the bloody lauhankoo can drive both of us up the wall!" i continued. "then i sms u...and instead of saying a simple THANK U...u gave me all the craps...and i snapped! so that's why my offensive 'fuck u ungrateful fuck'...so if u were hurt...i apologise now..."
ah boy was eyes reddened liao...he choked on emotion...he couldn't utter a word..."me also sorry for my rudeness....sorry..." his voice shaky and like close to tears...
"U see boy....all the troubles and unpleasantries and unhappiness that are happening in these 2 pigeonholes are always caused and started by the bloody bo liao lauhankoo father of me...he such a fucking jerk!"
i looked at him...aiyah! might as well touched him until he released - tears not ur sperm missiles...sheesh!
"u see ah boy, old man only interested in ur $300 rent...not in u...u pay him the money, u r god to him...." i explained, "mamalee and i treat u nice cos we treat u like a guest and pal and someone's precious son from a distant land...we din benefit a bit from the rental...u see all those noodles, coffees, fruits...everything...i bought one...not the bloody lau han...the money u gave, he goes spiders hunting...u know hor..."
this was the last straw....he was too touched...he cried...i touched him until he cried...steady poon pee pee hor this supposed to be bloody pastor....power man!...power man, man!
and a final blow..."why u so cartoon and complain to lauhankoo about why i scolded u....if u calmed urself, u should know that lauhan is the cause of all the evils here..."
after sayng this, all was forgiven..and hopefully forgotten...i made the espresso italian coffee my italian gf monica sent me...shit expiring soon - better use more powder if not expired...all wasted..
i filtered cos got the fine insoluble beans a steamy hot cup for ah boy. as he sipped, i asked him, "so r still moving out?...cos if u do, me go get my dayak sarawak pal and his jumbo daughter to move in..."
he shook vehemently his head...and shrieked, "NO LAH!...ME STAYING PUT LAH....dun chase me out lah!...i fully understand ur predicament...only this morning..u know..." he sipped and enjoyed the strong aromatic italian espresso...and ate my breads...and boiled 2 of my eggs...and supped my kaya...and butter and EX diabetic jam..and sugar...and cream...and mati...i got to feed him all over again...l;9(
now really the end!....;9)
oh shit! what the hell are going into all ur blains!!??
i touched him through my words not my octopus tentacles! when i typed out that title above, suddenly i sensed ...HELL! I GIVING THE WRONG IMPRESSION ABOUT MYSELF AGAIN....JIALAT!!
was up at about 6am this morning. couldn't sleep. was sweating like mad. even the pillow was dripping with sweat(exaggerate a bit)...my wall fan was full blast but it was really freaking fucking hot!!!...;9(
so was up already ...couldn't sleep any more. watch cartoon on channel 8.
6.30a.m. 'it's A SMALL SMALL WORLD...DA..DDA...DA..DADA..." went my weird FT IT's alarm clock.....no response after he banged the clock and cut off the musical alarm.
door still din open. must be sleeping again. i beckon to mamalee...hand signing her whether to go bang the door to wake him up. mamalee shook her head and gave a "DUN FUCK CARE" him signal...so i dun care lor and proceed to read today's shittytimes...
CLICK! the door knob twisted and the door opened....blur blur the tenant walked out...goodness! morning erection u know!....the way he walked like his "extra leg" was in the way of his normal legs or what...
he went to the toilet...here is a catch....get this all horny guys who anyhow pee during morning erection...
my weird tenant put down the toilet seat, sat on it petitely and pee...no wonder there was always no trace of stray urine spray when he went to the toilet in the morning.....so that was how he did it...by sitting and pee during morning erection...cleber hor this boy!
while he was brushing, i couldn't stand it any longer....i blurted out to him. "ah boy, do u know why that day i scolded and fucked u like anything?" i started....
"mmmph nmmph!" he mumbled with his mouth full of colgate lather and turned to glance at me in the hall.
"the silly lauhankoo early in the morning without even washing up, went to ur room, took the stupid broken swivel chair and repaired it..." i narrated the whole story, Then i was on the internet writing my bo liao threads....and he came to irritate me asking me to repair for him...of course i fuck care him right?"
"nmmph....!" he was washing his face with facial foam now.
I continued, "so he bei soong(unhappy) and started stereo me...of course i blast back my lagi(even) louder woofer stereo at him.....i clenched my fist....and he scare...he char bok next door...only to go irritate mamalee..."
"oh is it?!!" ah boy was suddenly enlightened.
"Ya, i heard mama lee screaming at him and asked him to go to hell...she couldn't bend on her knees.... how to help him...GO TO HELL U FUCKING IDIOT!@#5&*$!!...." i told that was what i thought i heard all the super foul words coming out from mamalee...gave me a shock!
"so u see the bloody lauhankoo can drive both of us up the wall!" i continued. "then i sms u...and instead of saying a simple THANK U...u gave me all the craps...and i snapped! so that's why my offensive 'fuck u ungrateful fuck'...so if u were hurt...i apologise now..."
ah boy was eyes reddened liao...he choked on emotion...he couldn't utter a word..."me also sorry for my rudeness....sorry..." his voice shaky and like close to tears...
"U see boy....all the troubles and unpleasantries and unhappiness that are happening in these 2 pigeonholes are always caused and started by the bloody bo liao lauhankoo father of me...he such a fucking jerk!"
i looked at him...aiyah! might as well touched him until he released - tears not ur sperm missiles...sheesh!
"u see ah boy, old man only interested in ur $300 rent...not in u...u pay him the money, u r god to him...." i explained, "mamalee and i treat u nice cos we treat u like a guest and pal and someone's precious son from a distant land...we din benefit a bit from the rental...u see all those noodles, coffees, fruits...everything...i bought one...not the bloody lau han...the money u gave, he goes spiders hunting...u know hor..."
this was the last straw....he was too touched...he cried...i touched him until he cried...steady poon pee pee hor this supposed to be bloody pastor....power man!...power man, man!
and a final blow..."why u so cartoon and complain to lauhankoo about why i scolded u....if u calmed urself, u should know that lauhan is the cause of all the evils here..."
after sayng this, all was forgiven..and hopefully forgotten...i made the espresso italian coffee my italian gf monica sent me...shit expiring soon - better use more powder if not expired...all wasted..
i filtered cos got the fine insoluble beans a steamy hot cup for ah boy. as he sipped, i asked him, "so r still moving out?...cos if u do, me go get my dayak sarawak pal and his jumbo daughter to move in..."
he shook vehemently his head...and shrieked, "NO LAH!...ME STAYING PUT LAH....dun chase me out lah!...i fully understand ur predicament...only this morning..u know..." he sipped and enjoyed the strong aromatic italian espresso...and ate my breads...and boiled 2 of my eggs...and supped my kaya...and butter and EX diabetic jam..and sugar...and cream...and mati...i got to feed him all over again...l;9(
now really the end!....;9)
Terrible Pickup Lines
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the Venereal Disease Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do Not Enter."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
Man: "Your hair color is fabulous."
Woman: "Thank you. It's in aisle three at the corner drug store."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
If you thought these were funny, send them to a friend!
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the Venereal Disease Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do Not Enter."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
Man: "Your hair color is fabulous."
Woman: "Thank you. It's in aisle three at the corner drug store."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
If you thought these were funny, send them to a friend!
concluding part ....MY WEIRD FT IT TENANT....
concluding part ....MY WEIRD FT IT TENANT....
tonight, the sisters with nephew and cute cute dole eyed niece were here for big makan. i cooked up a storm and threw in my newly invented power salad cos the sisters brought back a quite expensive tarragon in olive oil....specially shiok for salad dressing...no cholesterol..all natural....
(my special power salad consists of romaine lettuce, carrot, celery, tomato, kiwi, strawberry, pumpkin seed, GRANNY SMITH green appled, yellow bell EX sweet pepper and the aussie tarragon olive as dressing).
during the makan, the sisters were remarking that i did wrong by scolding the weird FT IT tenant. they said it wasn't my style to treat stranger so cruelly...actually i quite agreed with them...it WAS NOT my style .....but then how...already scolded...and he cried to mamalee and the bloody lauhankoo.
he was so defiant and arrogant...i tot i had to knock him off from his self constructed airyness.....but maybe i went too fuck...i mean too far....:9(
as we were eating and chatting, suddenly my handphone beeped...sms from the weird FT tenant....
what surprise: i guess both of us also don like to live under unhappy situation. if any misunderstandingi apologise for myrude behaviourn yesterday. understanding and tolerant is the best communication tools. thanks.....ah boy
i was like victorious over some lameless argument and show the sms to the sisters...they smiled and knew what i intended to do...so i sms reply:
FORGIVE AND FORGET....HOPE U LEARN TO BE MORE MINDFUL ABOUT THE THINGS WE DID FOR U...AND APPRECIATE IT. O MAN TREATS U GOOD COS U PAY HIM $. ME AND MAMALEE TREAT U GOOD COS WE TAKE U AS A GUEST AND PAL....
is my ordeal with my weird FT IT tenant over? dunno...cos i jus sensed...maybe i could be wrong...what he wasn't sincere? ...u know jus acting it out only...cos if he doesn't humble down, he has to honor and validate his angry words...that is the get the hell out end of this month...
none of the outcome benefits him...if he could get a new landlord, u think there would be freebies for him....wait long long....only from this goon and his goonier kind-hearted mamalee that he enjoys all this freebies.
there isn't any benefit to us at all...the money (the only benefit in terms of rent) goes to lauhankoo who happily use it for target spider training in hyaadai...
what do me and mum benefit? nothing...buying and refilling more eggs, coffee powder, sugar, fruits, instant noodles, bread, milk...etc.....we unwittingly incur higher expenditure costs...and poor old me is bearing the PUB for 2 units pigeobhole....so where's any good for us?
TOTALLY NONE....the only thing we benefit is he allows us to bring forth our compassion which before this whole incident like thrown to the wind...
hopefully, i pray he's more mindful of the things me and mum did for him...we understand he's a young guy lacking the warmth of home...coming all the way here from ipoh...both of us would like to make him as homely as possible...cos he is also somebody's son....
do hope he appreciates us instead of treating us like bigger fools and we gong gong goons taken in by his academy award wayang...i only hope he is sincere and real...and not insidous craftiness to exploit us further...
ornitoufo...he's now one of my biggest test too...hopefully i can teach me to embrace his inner compassion and become a better person than what he used to be...
peace be with him....and i need to apologise for my show of anger too....i stupidly allowed my egoistic mind to control over my compassionate heart...chui guo chui guo..to me....
...the end?.....
tonight, the sisters with nephew and cute cute dole eyed niece were here for big makan. i cooked up a storm and threw in my newly invented power salad cos the sisters brought back a quite expensive tarragon in olive oil....specially shiok for salad dressing...no cholesterol..all natural....
(my special power salad consists of romaine lettuce, carrot, celery, tomato, kiwi, strawberry, pumpkin seed, GRANNY SMITH green appled, yellow bell EX sweet pepper and the aussie tarragon olive as dressing).
during the makan, the sisters were remarking that i did wrong by scolding the weird FT IT tenant. they said it wasn't my style to treat stranger so cruelly...actually i quite agreed with them...it WAS NOT my style .....but then how...already scolded...and he cried to mamalee and the bloody lauhankoo.
he was so defiant and arrogant...i tot i had to knock him off from his self constructed airyness.....but maybe i went too fuck...i mean too far....:9(
as we were eating and chatting, suddenly my handphone beeped...sms from the weird FT tenant....
what surprise: i guess both of us also don like to live under unhappy situation. if any misunderstandingi apologise for myrude behaviourn yesterday. understanding and tolerant is the best communication tools. thanks.....ah boy
i was like victorious over some lameless argument and show the sms to the sisters...they smiled and knew what i intended to do...so i sms reply:
FORGIVE AND FORGET....HOPE U LEARN TO BE MORE MINDFUL ABOUT THE THINGS WE DID FOR U...AND APPRECIATE IT. O MAN TREATS U GOOD COS U PAY HIM $. ME AND MAMALEE TREAT U GOOD COS WE TAKE U AS A GUEST AND PAL....
is my ordeal with my weird FT IT tenant over? dunno...cos i jus sensed...maybe i could be wrong...what he wasn't sincere? ...u know jus acting it out only...cos if he doesn't humble down, he has to honor and validate his angry words...that is the get the hell out end of this month...
none of the outcome benefits him...if he could get a new landlord, u think there would be freebies for him....wait long long....only from this goon and his goonier kind-hearted mamalee that he enjoys all this freebies.
there isn't any benefit to us at all...the money (the only benefit in terms of rent) goes to lauhankoo who happily use it for target spider training in hyaadai...
what do me and mum benefit? nothing...buying and refilling more eggs, coffee powder, sugar, fruits, instant noodles, bread, milk...etc.....we unwittingly incur higher expenditure costs...and poor old me is bearing the PUB for 2 units pigeobhole....so where's any good for us?
TOTALLY NONE....the only thing we benefit is he allows us to bring forth our compassion which before this whole incident like thrown to the wind...
hopefully, i pray he's more mindful of the things me and mum did for him...we understand he's a young guy lacking the warmth of home...coming all the way here from ipoh...both of us would like to make him as homely as possible...cos he is also somebody's son....
do hope he appreciates us instead of treating us like bigger fools and we gong gong goons taken in by his academy award wayang...i only hope he is sincere and real...and not insidous craftiness to exploit us further...
ornitoufo...he's now one of my biggest test too...hopefully i can teach me to embrace his inner compassion and become a better person than what he used to be...
peace be with him....and i need to apologise for my show of anger too....i stupidly allowed my egoistic mind to control over my compassionate heart...chui guo chui guo..to me....
...the end?.....
10 HUSBANDS AND STILL A VIRGIN...
A lawyer married a woman who had
previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that
be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that
be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
BEING A TRUE FRIEND
being a True Friend
The day I met you
I found a friend
And a friendship that
I pray will never end.
Your smile so sweet
And so bright
Kept me going
When day was as dark as night.
You never ever judged me,
You understood my sorrow.
Then you told me it needn't be that way
And gave me the hope of a better tomorrow.
You were always there for me,
I knew I could count on you.
You gave me advice and encouragement
Whenever I didn't know what to do.
You helped me learn to love myself
You made life seem so good.
You said I can do anything I put my mind to
And suddenly I knew I could.
There were times when we didn't see eye to eye
And there were days when both of us cried.
But even so we made it through:
Our friendship hasn't yet died.
Circumstances have pulled us apart,
We are separated by many miles.
Truly, the only thing that keeps me going
Is my treasured memory of your smile.
This friendship we share
Is so precious to me,
I hope it grows and flourishes
And lasts unto infinity.
Our friendship is one-in-a-million
So let's hold on to it and each other.
We cannot let this chance of pure bliss fly away
For there will never be another.
Thank You for being a True Friend
......especially to my 2 du di kei75 who's also jixiaolan and postnew....
THANK - YOU!....;9)
The day I met you
I found a friend
And a friendship that
I pray will never end.
Your smile so sweet
And so bright
Kept me going
When day was as dark as night.
You never ever judged me,
You understood my sorrow.
Then you told me it needn't be that way
And gave me the hope of a better tomorrow.
You were always there for me,
I knew I could count on you.
You gave me advice and encouragement
Whenever I didn't know what to do.
You helped me learn to love myself
You made life seem so good.
You said I can do anything I put my mind to
And suddenly I knew I could.
There were times when we didn't see eye to eye
And there were days when both of us cried.
But even so we made it through:
Our friendship hasn't yet died.
Circumstances have pulled us apart,
We are separated by many miles.
Truly, the only thing that keeps me going
Is my treasured memory of your smile.
This friendship we share
Is so precious to me,
I hope it grows and flourishes
And lasts unto infinity.
Our friendship is one-in-a-million
So let's hold on to it and each other.
We cannot let this chance of pure bliss fly away
For there will never be another.
Thank You for being a True Friend
......especially to my 2 du di kei75 who's also jixiaolan and postnew....
THANK - YOU!....;9)
A COMPASSIONATE HEART IS PRICELESS
From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 18-Mar 15:00
To: leetahsar 1615 of 1641
83628.1615 in reply to 83628.1614
The more he gives to others, the more he
possesses of his own.
- Lao Tzu
Seem like tahsar is getting richer by the day n nite~!
To: leetahsar 1615 of 1641
83628.1615 in reply to 83628.1614
The more he gives to others, the more he
possesses of his own.
- Lao Tzu
Seem like tahsar is getting richer by the day n nite~!
EVEN IF U R POOR WITH NO CASH....COMPASSION IS VERY MUCH ALIVE....JUST SHOW IT....
EVEN IF U R POOR WITH NO CASH....COMPASSION IS VERY MUCH ALIVE....JUST SHOW IT....
if u embrace deeply ur own compassionate heart...what we can't help with cash when we ourselve is poor...we can held in kindness...like carrying for lau aunties their heavy shopping bags....it would bring a smile to her...not much effort on our part right...but it's really a show of our compassion.....
i very very paiseh....but pls forgive me if i over bragged myself...
i was with sibeikang...and this generous customer gave me $10 tips. we sent a king size mattress to her masionette pigeonhole...so were like sweating like hell before getting it into her bedroom...it was already hell when we tried to squeeze it into a tight lift....
and she asked us to clear her existing king size old mattress which we did...again like hell...down the narrow stair and squeeze it into the lifT with my very useful big round butt..
in the end, she gave me $10 as a token of appreciation. i split with sibeikang..ie. each $5...this for ur info is going to be my dinner money....cos i worked for free for sbk....
when i was in ginza....strolling around...there was this old feeble lau aunties with piles of newspaper squatting there...next to her another bag of softdrink cans....
what the heck! how much could she get from selling all these?
i bought from her with my $5....and funny hor...i was damn happy...the feeling is so warmth internally...IT'S PRICELESS....it brought a smile and a thanks from the old aunties...and that...my friends worth more than my $5 which by the way was my dinner money...
anyway....i was so so happy....i returned home and cooked myself a super duper instant myojo mee...mmmm...mmm! my instant noodle never tasted better....;)
if u embrace deeply ur own compassionate heart...what we can't help with cash when we ourselve is poor...we can held in kindness...like carrying for lau aunties their heavy shopping bags....it would bring a smile to her...not much effort on our part right...but it's really a show of our compassion.....
i very very paiseh....but pls forgive me if i over bragged myself...
i was with sibeikang...and this generous customer gave me $10 tips. we sent a king size mattress to her masionette pigeonhole...so were like sweating like hell before getting it into her bedroom...it was already hell when we tried to squeeze it into a tight lift....
and she asked us to clear her existing king size old mattress which we did...again like hell...down the narrow stair and squeeze it into the lifT with my very useful big round butt..
in the end, she gave me $10 as a token of appreciation. i split with sibeikang..ie. each $5...this for ur info is going to be my dinner money....cos i worked for free for sbk....
when i was in ginza....strolling around...there was this old feeble lau aunties with piles of newspaper squatting there...next to her another bag of softdrink cans....
what the heck! how much could she get from selling all these?
i bought from her with my $5....and funny hor...i was damn happy...the feeling is so warmth internally...IT'S PRICELESS....it brought a smile and a thanks from the old aunties...and that...my friends worth more than my $5 which by the way was my dinner money...
anyway....i was so so happy....i returned home and cooked myself a super duper instant myojo mee...mmmm...mmm! my instant noodle never tasted better....;)
PART 3 MY WEIRD FT IT TENANT....
PART 3 MY WEIRD FT IT TENANT....
no kei...if u read my past postings...i treat him like a son too. i mean i am more than double his age, can adopt him right?
but he just disappoints me...and i think the whole damn thing was started by my hopeless eat shit and vomit rice lauhankoo.....if he din irritate me...i won't irritate the ah boy..>:(....and in the end, it was a chain reaction...even mamalee who was silently cooking away suddenly received an incoming missile from the bloody lauhankoo!
so u can see how anger sows more anger...and everyone gets hurt in the process...and in the dunno over for what...a freaking broken swivel chair....
and stupid idiotic goon me....started the chain reaction...if only i just loon (tolerated)...and maybe none of thise would ve happen.....:9(
PART 3...MY WEIRD FT IT TENANT...
THIS MORNING....being a sat...It seem kinda of a funny...
usually, most saturday i would cook up a storm of my power egg omelette on bread - like a ang mor kind of roti john. the weather was freaking hot! but this morning, it was like very cold in my pigeonhole...the soreness still could be felt...
that ah boy usually who come out and both of us would be laughing at the cartoons on channel 8....this morning was weird and didn't seem right.....
there was only me laughing...
then the bloody lauhankoo came over about 9am. (i ve 2 adjoining pigeonholes). he paced about outside ah boy's room. it was closed. he was like very excited like waiting outside a delivery room ...like waiting for ah boy to scream and then ONGGA..ONGGAO..a newborn had bomb the maternity delivery room like that...SILLY FREAKING OLD FUCK!
after pacing from the living room to the kitchen and back..and to...and back...he went out to the verandah and puffed. then he was back at the outside of ah boy's room.
he couldn't stand it any longer...he knocked softly at his door and asked..."ah boy! u no need to go work is it?"...wow...such "fatherly" concern to an ungrateful ingrate.
Click! the door opened. "No uncle..." ah boy came out and sheepishly answered. "this saturday no work....alternate sat working..."
"Ok...sorry..sorry...din know...u go back to sleep then..." so romantic this bloody lau han only forgotten to give him a kiss! well he could jolly well kiss my ass!
there on the table , i saw the tray of 'branded' eggs he bought from cold storage with a note. AH BOY, THESE EGGS ARE FOR U...PLS EAT....
goodness! can u believe it??!!
mamalee was there having her breakfast...i looked eyes wide opened at her...she shook her head and waved her hand at me...telling me not to ask...not to bother...haizz! she also got no eyes to see....;9(
MY GOODNESS! this is like turning into a REALITY story writing leh...i hope i din bore u guys down...but read in between the lines...u should learn some morale lessons....hopefully....;9)
no kei...if u read my past postings...i treat him like a son too. i mean i am more than double his age, can adopt him right?
but he just disappoints me...and i think the whole damn thing was started by my hopeless eat shit and vomit rice lauhankoo.....if he din irritate me...i won't irritate the ah boy..>:(....and in the end, it was a chain reaction...even mamalee who was silently cooking away suddenly received an incoming missile from the bloody lauhankoo!
so u can see how anger sows more anger...and everyone gets hurt in the process...and in the dunno over for what...a freaking broken swivel chair....
and stupid idiotic goon me....started the chain reaction...if only i just loon (tolerated)...and maybe none of thise would ve happen.....:9(
PART 3...MY WEIRD FT IT TENANT...
THIS MORNING....being a sat...It seem kinda of a funny...
usually, most saturday i would cook up a storm of my power egg omelette on bread - like a ang mor kind of roti john. the weather was freaking hot! but this morning, it was like very cold in my pigeonhole...the soreness still could be felt...
that ah boy usually who come out and both of us would be laughing at the cartoons on channel 8....this morning was weird and didn't seem right.....
there was only me laughing...
then the bloody lauhankoo came over about 9am. (i ve 2 adjoining pigeonholes). he paced about outside ah boy's room. it was closed. he was like very excited like waiting outside a delivery room ...like waiting for ah boy to scream and then ONGGA..ONGGAO..a newborn had bomb the maternity delivery room like that...SILLY FREAKING OLD FUCK!
after pacing from the living room to the kitchen and back..and to...and back...he went out to the verandah and puffed. then he was back at the outside of ah boy's room.
he couldn't stand it any longer...he knocked softly at his door and asked..."ah boy! u no need to go work is it?"...wow...such "fatherly" concern to an ungrateful ingrate.
Click! the door opened. "No uncle..." ah boy came out and sheepishly answered. "this saturday no work....alternate sat working..."
"Ok...sorry..sorry...din know...u go back to sleep then..." so romantic this bloody lau han only forgotten to give him a kiss! well he could jolly well kiss my ass!
there on the table , i saw the tray of 'branded' eggs he bought from cold storage with a note. AH BOY, THESE EGGS ARE FOR U...PLS EAT....
goodness! can u believe it??!!
mamalee was there having her breakfast...i looked eyes wide opened at her...she shook her head and waved her hand at me...telling me not to ask...not to bother...haizz! she also got no eyes to see....;9(
MY GOODNESS! this is like turning into a REALITY story writing leh...i hope i din bore u guys down...but read in between the lines...u should learn some morale lessons....hopefully....;9)
PART 2 OF MY WEIRD FT IT TENANT
i am still waiting for that soft almost inaudible SORRY....
and now part 2 of the real happening continues...
just stepped in, mamalee looked glum. she revealed to me that just now the weird ft tenant complained tearfully to lauhankoo about how i scolded him....yes i scolded the f word but so did he....worst f +ker back to me.
luckily i din delete his F sms...and i showed it to her...she was shocked! when i was writing this post, the bloody lauhankoo went to harrass mamalee again and asked her loudly whether she told me or not...purposely to let me hear it...
he now dare not confront me or challenge me lest i re-arrange his face again...so he borrowed and harrassed mamalee to relay his message to me....
as mamalee had read the sms of the weird tenant, she beh tahan and shouted back at him...and my god! OPERA OF LEETAHSAR STARTED ALL OVER AGAIN... *TOK TOK TOK...CHENG CHENG CHENG....* ....and for what?!!! for a lame ungrateful ingrate...
my god! i felt like going over next door and asked lauhan to talk to my fists again...but i loon(TOLERATE)...and i loon...and so i m now typing this for u all to see...
and u know what...my temper and tranquility return...i dunno what to say...just thanks that u read my posting...and i m still waiting for the feeble SORRY from the ingrate weird ft tenant....
he's very young...very self conceited...very vain...and most deceitful....smiling and greeting at u at the same time backstabbed u infront of the bloody lauhankoo who happens to be the jerkiest father any son could ask for....sad...very sad...a father rather trusting a total ungrateful ingrate than to believe in his own golden virgin 24K mint conditioned goon of a son....very very sad indeed...;9(
tenant now threatens to shift out if i dun apologise...i think he better shift the hell out....than wait long long for goon apology....and see whether he got free instant noodle, eggs, coffee, free dinner, power spaggi or power potatoes salad, power solid egg omelette or etc to eat all FREE OF CHARGE...courtesy of this stupid idiotic goon!...urs truly here....;9(
even his own biological sister staying in a nearby block with hubby also din want him to live with them...doesn't that tell the bloody lauhankoo something is already amiss?...;9(
and now part 2 of the real happening continues...
just stepped in, mamalee looked glum. she revealed to me that just now the weird ft tenant complained tearfully to lauhankoo about how i scolded him....yes i scolded the f word but so did he....worst f +ker back to me.
luckily i din delete his F sms...and i showed it to her...she was shocked! when i was writing this post, the bloody lauhankoo went to harrass mamalee again and asked her loudly whether she told me or not...purposely to let me hear it...
he now dare not confront me or challenge me lest i re-arrange his face again...so he borrowed and harrassed mamalee to relay his message to me....
as mamalee had read the sms of the weird tenant, she beh tahan and shouted back at him...and my god! OPERA OF LEETAHSAR STARTED ALL OVER AGAIN... *TOK TOK TOK...CHENG CHENG CHENG....* ....and for what?!!! for a lame ungrateful ingrate...
my god! i felt like going over next door and asked lauhan to talk to my fists again...but i loon(TOLERATE)...and i loon...and so i m now typing this for u all to see...
and u know what...my temper and tranquility return...i dunno what to say...just thanks that u read my posting...and i m still waiting for the feeble SORRY from the ingrate weird ft tenant....
he's very young...very self conceited...very vain...and most deceitful....smiling and greeting at u at the same time backstabbed u infront of the bloody lauhankoo who happens to be the jerkiest father any son could ask for....sad...very sad...a father rather trusting a total ungrateful ingrate than to believe in his own golden virgin 24K mint conditioned goon of a son....very very sad indeed...;9(
tenant now threatens to shift out if i dun apologise...i think he better shift the hell out....than wait long long for goon apology....and see whether he got free instant noodle, eggs, coffee, free dinner, power spaggi or power potatoes salad, power solid egg omelette or etc to eat all FREE OF CHARGE...courtesy of this stupid idiotic goon!...urs truly here....;9(
even his own biological sister staying in a nearby block with hubby also din want him to live with them...doesn't that tell the bloody lauhankoo something is already amiss?...;9(
From: leetahsar 17-Mar 15:45
To: eboy44 1603 of 1641
83628.1603 in reply to 83628.1602
er hope u like my real life stories....still got tonnes ven't out yet....
but if u dun like hor...dun read lor....;9)
From: ilovesg 17-Mar 16:09
To: leetahsar 1604 of 1641
83628.1604 in reply to 83628.1603
really unlucky of you to kenna such a tenent in your place.. I would have asked them Fuck off straight away. Tell him you do not need his money.. take his money and go somewhere else where it would be more appreciated
From: leetahsar 17-Mar 17:31
To: ilovesg 1605 of 1641
83628.1605 in reply to 83628.1604
money lauhankoo take...and then service him like his king except using the stuffs i bought...eggs, fruits, coffee, sugar, instant noodles...etc.....
mamalee and poor me dun benefit anything...and he sometime even forced poor mamalee to cook for him too...can u believe it?
asking wife to cook for a total stranger...an asshole of a tenant?
when he finished my last packet EX korean noodle, he can bet there will be no more from this blur goon? i m finally enlightened...we treat good people good...bad one leh...i try my best...and if it doesn't work...and it's big F to them...i m not his goddess of mercy....i also have my own respect...and the way he treated me this few weeks is really uncalled for...and i think i am about enough with him liao...me now will be turning KANG...and he's going to die pain pain when a goon turns KANG! ...;9(
To: eboy44 1603 of 1641
83628.1603 in reply to 83628.1602
er hope u like my real life stories....still got tonnes ven't out yet....
but if u dun like hor...dun read lor....;9)
From: ilovesg 17-Mar 16:09
To: leetahsar 1604 of 1641
83628.1604 in reply to 83628.1603
really unlucky of you to kenna such a tenent in your place.. I would have asked them Fuck off straight away. Tell him you do not need his money.. take his money and go somewhere else where it would be more appreciated
From: leetahsar 17-Mar 17:31
To: ilovesg 1605 of 1641
83628.1605 in reply to 83628.1604
money lauhankoo take...and then service him like his king except using the stuffs i bought...eggs, fruits, coffee, sugar, instant noodles...etc.....
mamalee and poor me dun benefit anything...and he sometime even forced poor mamalee to cook for him too...can u believe it?
asking wife to cook for a total stranger...an asshole of a tenant?
when he finished my last packet EX korean noodle, he can bet there will be no more from this blur goon? i m finally enlightened...we treat good people good...bad one leh...i try my best...and if it doesn't work...and it's big F to them...i m not his goddess of mercy....i also have my own respect...and the way he treated me this few weeks is really uncalled for...and i think i am about enough with him liao...me now will be turning KANG...and he's going to die pain pain when a goon turns KANG! ...;9(
THE TRUE COLOR OF MY WEIRD TENANT....
THE TRUE COLOR OF MY WEIRD TENANT....
i highlighted in red...meaning a red dangerous young punk who does not deserve any more kindness from this blur goon....thanks...he finally enlightens me what rotten land can be discovered within a person's heart....
this morning, lauhankoo for nothing - hadn't even washed up yet - opened his room to look see...he saw the expensive swivel chair which was suppose to be mine back rest broken.
he brought his tool box kit and repaired the chair which was bought quite expensively by me...about $220.
i was quite displeased. not only the weird tenant broke my EX chair, he rolled and roughen my otherwise glossy EX teak parquet flooring....
so returning to my room, i sms-ed him O MAN REPAIRED UR CHAIR, PLS BE CAREFUL WHEN U USE IT....DUN BREAK IT AGAIN..
His reply: IT WAS ALREADY BROKEN WHEN HE GAVE IT TO ME...
me angry liao, replied: THANK U U DUNNO HOW TO SAY...U R ONE UNGRATEFUL FUCK!
and the handphone rang. the weird FT tenant called to blast at me...what fuck!...the chair already broken when i ve it...blah..blah...blah!.....*CLICK* i hung up!
came the sms: I ONLY APPRECIATE UNCLE NOT U!...
he forgot whatever uncle fed him was bought by me with my money...uncle only used my money to feed a pariah dog that bit me back....:( while his rental to him went for spiders hunting in hyaadai...
then mamalee complained: "sar, when the FT wakes up in the morning, can u also wake up?"
crazy huh my mum? "he ate my eggs again...2 some more...and my kaya also gone...and so is the margarine...this morning i wanna bua roti...everything dun have!"
sms beeped: FUCKER ....TALK TO ME...!
of course i ignored....i would like my fist talk to u if u wish!
that wasn't the end...i showed the smses to lauhankoo...instead of being enlightened...radio blasting on...
damn damn jialat me...:(!
mamalee couldn't stand it any longer...she blasted her lagi louder stereo at lauhankoo...and the OPERA OF LEETAHSAR began...*TOK ...TOK...TOK...CHENG ..CHENG..CHENG...*
both i and mamalee couldn't understand WHY our husband and father could side a total hopeless ungrateful young ingrate.....to such a ridiculous extent....
everything laid out infront of him...he could see clearly and yet he chose to hit at his own kins...WHY?....WHY?..;9(
and tonight....there should be another round from the ungrateful weird tenant....i had already hinted to him to return and live with his nearby sister and brother-in-law...
i m beginning to see why he got kicked out in the first place.....he's no angel...but a really spoilt ungrateful hopeless deceitful brat....
how huh? would u still be merciful to this kind of motherfucker??? pls tell me...i am now confused...and blurred...
i wanna embrace my compassionate heart...but my egoistic blain tell me to fuck the hell out of the asshole...!
how? .....better chant my prajnaparamita sutra for an answer....
stay tune for tonight drama when the weird FT tenant returns from work.....
lai yah! get ur ticket....LEETAHSAR VS WEIRD FT TENANT....
place ur bet ah!!! 1000:1 ....lai ya!...bet on the tenant wins and win 1000x.....:(
is there a chance i can enlighten this hopeless ungrateful wayward tenant...who now has finally revealed his true self and true color....and not my favorite color some more...:(
i highlighted in red...meaning a red dangerous young punk who does not deserve any more kindness from this blur goon....thanks...he finally enlightens me what rotten land can be discovered within a person's heart....
this morning, lauhankoo for nothing - hadn't even washed up yet - opened his room to look see...he saw the expensive swivel chair which was suppose to be mine back rest broken.
he brought his tool box kit and repaired the chair which was bought quite expensively by me...about $220.
i was quite displeased. not only the weird tenant broke my EX chair, he rolled and roughen my otherwise glossy EX teak parquet flooring....
so returning to my room, i sms-ed him O MAN REPAIRED UR CHAIR, PLS BE CAREFUL WHEN U USE IT....DUN BREAK IT AGAIN..
His reply: IT WAS ALREADY BROKEN WHEN HE GAVE IT TO ME...
me angry liao, replied: THANK U U DUNNO HOW TO SAY...U R ONE UNGRATEFUL FUCK!
and the handphone rang. the weird FT tenant called to blast at me...what fuck!...the chair already broken when i ve it...blah..blah...blah!.....*CLICK* i hung up!
came the sms: I ONLY APPRECIATE UNCLE NOT U!...
he forgot whatever uncle fed him was bought by me with my money...uncle only used my money to feed a pariah dog that bit me back....:( while his rental to him went for spiders hunting in hyaadai...
then mamalee complained: "sar, when the FT wakes up in the morning, can u also wake up?"
crazy huh my mum? "he ate my eggs again...2 some more...and my kaya also gone...and so is the margarine...this morning i wanna bua roti...everything dun have!"
sms beeped: FUCKER ....TALK TO ME...!
of course i ignored....i would like my fist talk to u if u wish!
that wasn't the end...i showed the smses to lauhankoo...instead of being enlightened...radio blasting on...
damn damn jialat me...:(!
mamalee couldn't stand it any longer...she blasted her lagi louder stereo at lauhankoo...and the OPERA OF LEETAHSAR began...*TOK ...TOK...TOK...CHENG ..CHENG..CHENG...*
both i and mamalee couldn't understand WHY our husband and father could side a total hopeless ungrateful young ingrate.....to such a ridiculous extent....
everything laid out infront of him...he could see clearly and yet he chose to hit at his own kins...WHY?....WHY?..;9(
and tonight....there should be another round from the ungrateful weird tenant....i had already hinted to him to return and live with his nearby sister and brother-in-law...
i m beginning to see why he got kicked out in the first place.....he's no angel...but a really spoilt ungrateful hopeless deceitful brat....
how huh? would u still be merciful to this kind of motherfucker??? pls tell me...i am now confused...and blurred...
i wanna embrace my compassionate heart...but my egoistic blain tell me to fuck the hell out of the asshole...!
how? .....better chant my prajnaparamita sutra for an answer....
stay tune for tonight drama when the weird FT tenant returns from work.....
lai yah! get ur ticket....LEETAHSAR VS WEIRD FT TENANT....
place ur bet ah!!! 1000:1 ....lai ya!...bet on the tenant wins and win 1000x.....:(
is there a chance i can enlighten this hopeless ungrateful wayward tenant...who now has finally revealed his true self and true color....and not my favorite color some more...:(
From: postnew 15:59
To: leetahsar 13 of 18
96232.13 in reply to 96232.1
your compassionate heart eaten by dogs??
MY REPLY:
du di...u know how many innocent investors kena conned by this saga or not....u know who benefitted the most?
u see today's singntel prices or not...and u see yesterday prices or not...
yesterday closing 2.80...today...lau sai...to 2.62....why?
the jinx up to his/her/its mischief again...or is it a scam with her horseface brother in law...or what?....A CON JOB...to get blurr investor unload theirs...
after which they would annouce the good news..and the good news is..FAT FAT DIVIDENDS ROUND THE CORNER...
so if u holding singntel...dun panic...trust me...it's going to shoot up to $3....;9)
me collecting now...need to pawn all my ck briefs - new and recycle picked one - to buy the counter...;9)
From: madmansg 16:30
To: leetahsar 16 of 18
96232.16 in reply to 96232.1
Wee Chow Yeow bank also drag into the mud.
MY REPLY:
OH..u dun ve to worry about this wily fox...
he would surely say: I DUNNO HOR...I LEDI DUNNO... -learned from urs truly leetahsar...:9)
To: leetahsar 13 of 18
96232.13 in reply to 96232.1
your compassionate heart eaten by dogs??
MY REPLY:
du di...u know how many innocent investors kena conned by this saga or not....u know who benefitted the most?
u see today's singntel prices or not...and u see yesterday prices or not...
yesterday closing 2.80...today...lau sai...to 2.62....why?
the jinx up to his/her/its mischief again...or is it a scam with her horseface brother in law...or what?....A CON JOB...to get blurr investor unload theirs...
after which they would annouce the good news..and the good news is..FAT FAT DIVIDENDS ROUND THE CORNER...
so if u holding singntel...dun panic...trust me...it's going to shoot up to $3....;9)
me collecting now...need to pawn all my ck briefs - new and recycle picked one - to buy the counter...;9)
From: madmansg 16:30
To: leetahsar 16 of 18
96232.16 in reply to 96232.1
Wee Chow Yeow bank also drag into the mud.
MY REPLY:
OH..u dun ve to worry about this wily fox...
he would surely say: I DUNNO HOR...I LEDI DUNNO... -learned from urs truly leetahsar...:9)
OH! MY ACHING HEAD...THAKSIN
Thai senator urges Singapore to clarify Shin Corp deal
Wed Mar 8, 7:54 AM ET
BANGKOK (AFP) - A prominent Thai senator urged Singapore to address claims of wrongdoing in the sale of the Shin Corp telecom empire founded by Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra to a Singapore firm.
Thaksin's relatives made 1.9 billion dollars when they sold their nearly 50 percent stake in Shin Corp to Singapore's state-linked investment firm Temasek. The tax-free deal ignited mass protests in Bangkok that threaten Thaksin's government.
Senator Kraisak Choonhavan, chairman of the foreign affairs committee, told the city-state's Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong in a letter that the protests in Bangkok could affect relations with Singapore.
"I would like to, therefore, bring this matter to your kind attention with the hope that you and your esteemed parliament may help address allegations of impropriety from this transaction and clarify any misunderstandings between our peoples," Kraisak said.
The senator also sent the letter to Abdullah Tarmugi, the speaker of Singapore's parliament.
"The relationship between our two countries must not be jeopardised as a result of a single business transaction, especially since Singapore is respected...for her belief in the values of transparency, accountability and good governance," the letter said.
The sale is set to be finalized Thursday, with the end of Temasek's tender offer for the remaining shares in Shin Corp.
The senator raised a litany of concerns about the deal, including alleged tax evasion, insider trading and asset concealment.
He also said that Thai laws prevented foreign ownership of three Shin Corp companies now under Temasek's control.
Protesters seeking to oust Thaksin threatened Wednesday to boycott nearly 100 products and companies with ties to the premier or to Temasek, including several top international brands and companies from Singapore and Thailand.
A day earlier, protesters outside the Singaporean embassy urged the country to stop the Temasek deal and threatened to march on the embassy Thursday -- a move which spooked investors and sent the stock market tumbling.
From: leetahsar 15:58
To: leetahsar 12 of 18
96232.12 in reply to 96232.1
*SMACK*....i tot he married an ugly bitch...shit! how am i to know he married an even uglier hunk as a man-wife....if not i would not stick my hairy yellow banana into his arse!...now i kena tekan...kena sabo...now i m going to die pain pain...damn jialat! suay u know this pinkie clown!....wish sinkieland won't be the same...cos his horseface brother SINGNTEL is facing the same deja vu here....ROAST THE HORSEFACE TOO..HORSE MEAT MY FAVORITE!!!
his man wife using tankasee to release 70M SINGNTEL at ridiculous $2.66....yesterday was $2.80....and leetahsar pyschiced me to sell...din listen to him...jialat now.....me like going to drop pants and stick hairy yellow banana again.....who's arsehole is availabe? horseface...pinkie's brother?
Wed Mar 8, 7:54 AM ET
BANGKOK (AFP) - A prominent Thai senator urged Singapore to address claims of wrongdoing in the sale of the Shin Corp telecom empire founded by Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra to a Singapore firm.
Thaksin's relatives made 1.9 billion dollars when they sold their nearly 50 percent stake in Shin Corp to Singapore's state-linked investment firm Temasek. The tax-free deal ignited mass protests in Bangkok that threaten Thaksin's government.
Senator Kraisak Choonhavan, chairman of the foreign affairs committee, told the city-state's Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong in a letter that the protests in Bangkok could affect relations with Singapore.
"I would like to, therefore, bring this matter to your kind attention with the hope that you and your esteemed parliament may help address allegations of impropriety from this transaction and clarify any misunderstandings between our peoples," Kraisak said.
The senator also sent the letter to Abdullah Tarmugi, the speaker of Singapore's parliament.
"The relationship between our two countries must not be jeopardised as a result of a single business transaction, especially since Singapore is respected...for her belief in the values of transparency, accountability and good governance," the letter said.
The sale is set to be finalized Thursday, with the end of Temasek's tender offer for the remaining shares in Shin Corp.
The senator raised a litany of concerns about the deal, including alleged tax evasion, insider trading and asset concealment.
He also said that Thai laws prevented foreign ownership of three Shin Corp companies now under Temasek's control.
Protesters seeking to oust Thaksin threatened Wednesday to boycott nearly 100 products and companies with ties to the premier or to Temasek, including several top international brands and companies from Singapore and Thailand.
A day earlier, protesters outside the Singaporean embassy urged the country to stop the Temasek deal and threatened to march on the embassy Thursday -- a move which spooked investors and sent the stock market tumbling.
From: leetahsar 15:58
To: leetahsar 12 of 18
96232.12 in reply to 96232.1
*SMACK*....i tot he married an ugly bitch...shit! how am i to know he married an even uglier hunk as a man-wife....if not i would not stick my hairy yellow banana into his arse!...now i kena tekan...kena sabo...now i m going to die pain pain...damn jialat! suay u know this pinkie clown!....wish sinkieland won't be the same...cos his horseface brother SINGNTEL is facing the same deja vu here....ROAST THE HORSEFACE TOO..HORSE MEAT MY FAVORITE!!!
his man wife using tankasee to release 70M SINGNTEL at ridiculous $2.66....yesterday was $2.80....and leetahsar pyschiced me to sell...din listen to him...jialat now.....me like going to drop pants and stick hairy yellow banana again.....who's arsehole is availabe? horseface...pinkie's brother?
Thai protesters burn images of Singapore PM
Thai protesters burn images of Singapore PM
By Pracha Hararaspitak Fri Mar 17, 4:08 AM ET
BANGKOK (Reuters) - Protesters burned posters of Singapore Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong outside the city state's Bangkok embassy on Friday as a campaign to oust his Thai counterpart, Thaksin Shinawatra, took a nationalist twist.
Waving placards saying "Thailand Not for Sale, Get Out," several hundred protesters urged a boycott of all things Singaporean in answer to the takeover of telecoms giant Shin Corp by its state investment arm, Temasek, from Thaksin's family.
"If Singaporeans faced the same situation as we do now, we believe Singaporeans would also rise up to do what we are doing," said Somsak Kosaisuk, a key member of the People's Alliance for Democracy (PAD), which is trying to kick Thaksin from office.
They also torched models of Singapore Airlines planes, its "merlion" national mascot and pictures of Lee's wife, Ho Ching, the Temasek boss.
The political crisis has already caused the Thai stock market and baht to wobble and is now raising long-term economic concerns, with ratings agencies looking at growth forecasts and companies delaying public flotations or investment projects.
The anti-Singapore sentiment, which stems from outrage at Thaksin's family paying no tax in January's $1.9 billion Shin Corp deal, now appears to be hurting business.
According to Chainid Ngow-Sirimanee, head of builder Property Perfect PCL, Singapore firms have delayed decisions on potential Thai property investments worth $256 million.
DBS Group Holdings, which had been thought keen on raising its stake in Thailand's TMB Bank PCL, had yet to make up its mind on whether to go ahead, a spokesman said. Analysts attributed the delay to politics.
"I AM DEMOCRACY"
Thaksin, who remains defiant in the face of the middle-class metropolitan movement to oust him, hit the provincial campaign trail once again, rallying his core rural support base for snap elections called on April 2.
The Election Commission says the poll, which Thaksin has billed as a referendum on his leadership, may have to be postponed as a boycott by the three main opposition parties is likely to render it constitutionally unviable.
Thaksin, who is accused of corruption, cronyism and eroding the checks and balances of the 1997 constitution, does not agree.
"April 2 is the day for people to choose whether to let mob rule prevail or give the democratic process a chance to work," he told sugarcane farmers in the western province of Kanchanaburi, home to the famous "Death Railway" bridge over the River Kwai.
"I represent the democratic process. If you agree with the opposition boycott, you can abstain," he said, referring to one of the options on Thai ballot papers.
More than 100,000 people hit the streets this week calling for his head, sparking fears in the royal palace and army of a repeat of the bloodshed during a "people power" uprising against military rule in 1992.
However, both sides appear to be going out of their way to avoid violence.
Police marshalling the protests have been good-natured and unarmed and Thaksin switched a meeting from Government House to avoid confrontation with thousands of protesters camping on its doorstep.
A 20,000-strong pro-Thaksin "caravan of the poor" which arrived in northern Bangkok on Friday also vowed to steer clear of its political adversaries.
"We don't want to clash with them," said Attarit Singhlor, head of the 3-km (2-mile) convoy of trucks and home-made tractors which snaked its way slowly down from the impoverished northeast as the political crisis in the capital deepened.
"We'll make statements and express our requests for the prime minister to help on land, land deeds and funding for organic fertilizer projects, then leave Bangkok," he said.
By Pracha Hararaspitak Fri Mar 17, 4:08 AM ET
BANGKOK (Reuters) - Protesters burned posters of Singapore Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong outside the city state's Bangkok embassy on Friday as a campaign to oust his Thai counterpart, Thaksin Shinawatra, took a nationalist twist.
Waving placards saying "Thailand Not for Sale, Get Out," several hundred protesters urged a boycott of all things Singaporean in answer to the takeover of telecoms giant Shin Corp by its state investment arm, Temasek, from Thaksin's family.
"If Singaporeans faced the same situation as we do now, we believe Singaporeans would also rise up to do what we are doing," said Somsak Kosaisuk, a key member of the People's Alliance for Democracy (PAD), which is trying to kick Thaksin from office.
They also torched models of Singapore Airlines planes, its "merlion" national mascot and pictures of Lee's wife, Ho Ching, the Temasek boss.
The political crisis has already caused the Thai stock market and baht to wobble and is now raising long-term economic concerns, with ratings agencies looking at growth forecasts and companies delaying public flotations or investment projects.
The anti-Singapore sentiment, which stems from outrage at Thaksin's family paying no tax in January's $1.9 billion Shin Corp deal, now appears to be hurting business.
According to Chainid Ngow-Sirimanee, head of builder Property Perfect PCL, Singapore firms have delayed decisions on potential Thai property investments worth $256 million.
DBS Group Holdings, which had been thought keen on raising its stake in Thailand's TMB Bank PCL, had yet to make up its mind on whether to go ahead, a spokesman said. Analysts attributed the delay to politics.
"I AM DEMOCRACY"
Thaksin, who remains defiant in the face of the middle-class metropolitan movement to oust him, hit the provincial campaign trail once again, rallying his core rural support base for snap elections called on April 2.
The Election Commission says the poll, which Thaksin has billed as a referendum on his leadership, may have to be postponed as a boycott by the three main opposition parties is likely to render it constitutionally unviable.
Thaksin, who is accused of corruption, cronyism and eroding the checks and balances of the 1997 constitution, does not agree.
"April 2 is the day for people to choose whether to let mob rule prevail or give the democratic process a chance to work," he told sugarcane farmers in the western province of Kanchanaburi, home to the famous "Death Railway" bridge over the River Kwai.
"I represent the democratic process. If you agree with the opposition boycott, you can abstain," he said, referring to one of the options on Thai ballot papers.
More than 100,000 people hit the streets this week calling for his head, sparking fears in the royal palace and army of a repeat of the bloodshed during a "people power" uprising against military rule in 1992.
However, both sides appear to be going out of their way to avoid violence.
Police marshalling the protests have been good-natured and unarmed and Thaksin switched a meeting from Government House to avoid confrontation with thousands of protesters camping on its doorstep.
A 20,000-strong pro-Thaksin "caravan of the poor" which arrived in northern Bangkok on Friday also vowed to steer clear of its political adversaries.
"We don't want to clash with them," said Attarit Singhlor, head of the 3-km (2-mile) convoy of trucks and home-made tractors which snaked its way slowly down from the impoverished northeast as the political crisis in the capital deepened.
"We'll make statements and express our requests for the prime minister to help on land, land deeds and funding for organic fertilizer projects, then leave Bangkok," he said.
BURN PINKIE CLOWN BURN!!
Thousands protest over Shin Corp deal outside Singapore embassy
Thu Mar 9, 2:26 AM ET
BANGKOK (AFP) - Thousands of Thais have demonstrated outside the Singaporean embassy, demanding a state-linked investment firm scrap the takeover of Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra's telecoms giant Shin Corp.
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"We will wait for an answer from the embassy until 4:00 pm (0900 GMT). If we don't get the answer or the answer is unsatisfactory, we will start boycotting Singaporean goods and services immediately," said Rosana Tositrakul, a member of the anti-Thaksin People's Alliance for Democracy.
Singapore's state-linked investment firm Temasek in January bought a nearly 50 percent stake in Shin Corp, which was founded by Thaksin before he entered politics, transferring control to his family as he took office in 2001.
Thaksin's relatives made 1.9 billion dollars on the tax-free Shin Corp deal, sparking public outrage that has snowballed into mass weekly protests demanding the resignation of the prime minister.
The sale has also raised concerns about foreign ownership of the company that has interests in telecoms, satellites, media and aviation.
Some 3,000 protesters marched to the Singapore embassy behind a banner reading "Get Out, Temasek!" So far there were no reports of skirmishes between police and protesters.
The protest came as Temasek on Thursday looked set to acquire full control of Shin Corp as the investment firm's tender offer to buy the rest of Shin Corp shares would expire later in the day.
In addition to the nearly 50-percent stake from Thaksin's family, retail investors holding about 16 percent of Shin Corp. had "agreed to accept Temasek's tender offer as of early March," a Temasek official said.
Temasek is expected to announce details of the tender offer on Tuesday, the official said, shrugging off rumors in Bangkok that Temasek might cancel the tender offer deal due to escalating political tensions against Thaksin.
Anti-Thaksin activist Rosana also said protesters would stage a protest in front of a building housing the Stock Exchange of Thailand (SET) Thursday
MORE THAILAND NOT FOR SALE...i think the jinx is illiterate or really blind and can't ready clearly....still want to disturb other country's peace....jialat...suay bu in the making...as usual...;9(
Thursday, March 16, 2006
concluding part of MY JIALAT LAU BROKER
concluding part of MY JIALAT LAU BROKER....
ON and off, sln would ask my lau broker lau beh tong to call me and eat with them....chitchat and u know just to drink kopi and had high tea...maybe she got a kick being electrocuted from me by just gazing at her...
soon sln enrolled herself in SHATEC. she was supposed to finish her final years and suddenly she was pregnant. ????
everyone was blurred!
lbt's nephew ever saw sln with a dark man presumably an indian or mixed blood walking hand in hand down orchard rd.
the maid saw it too, complained to the sir and was cruelly tekan back by sln. of course maid no match for the dragon girl...if not she won't be maid , right?
result: she was terminated of her service and even tekan to the extend that she couldn't stay here. she packed and returned to phiippines....before she left she gave me her particulars and asked me to look up for her if i ever go there. all i need to do was to call her handphone there - she gave me that and she would send someone to pick me from airport to stay at her "palace" which was also her restaurant and residence...so enterprising this maid electrocuted by me too...hahahaha...;9)
lbt's nephew too witnessed the illicit lovebirds and promptly sent an anonymous letter to lbt who was furious....and asked me what should he do...well, what should i say?...
his nephew had told me the story...and what could i say...i just told him er...DUNNO ...DUN ASK ME...i dun want to get involved cos i knew lbt was head over heel over this evil sln...and offending him do me no good...he would eventually still married the dubiously "pregnanted" sln.
in the end, they married. sln dropped from her hotel catering class just weeks before her final exam...she just quit ....just like that....
in a couple of mths, she bombed gleneagle hospital with a baby girl. only lbt was thrilled, the rest of his tribe wasn't....me included...cos the bb looked more like an indian than a chinese....but lbt was estactic. he was thrilled that at his age, he still could manufacture a black doll. my god! bless u lbt! bless u!
in a mth time, they celebrated the bb's lst mth in a real grand manner....every guests was gossiping behind lbt's back....people were laughing and mocking him unknowlingly to him, of course....
before long, the mother teetujia also flew down from shanghai and stayed in lbt's guest room. next the teetukong, lbt's much younger father in law came in too...it was now more or less a teetu cave...with a new teetukia (baby spider)....
after celebrating the daughter's one year old birthday, sln told lbt she wanted to complete her study...but in australia.
off she flew there and spent about 3 yrs there completing a "degree" course. if u recall, lbt got a young spinster sis there too in oz. she was clever and hired a pte detective to check out on sln...and gosh! orgy...orgy...and more orgies...she sent those XXX pics back to lbt...one of the pic was with the dark sinkie lover...the rest all ang mors...
lbt chose not to believe and even snared back at his own sister warning her if she create problem for sln, he was going to evict her from his oz properties...and that was it!
the whole story tells us something very funny....the facts are all there laid out for lbt to see and yet he still choose to be ignorant...WHY?...
teetu juices...very very poisonous. it controls the blain and make it re-locate all blain juices to the little old dickhead of lbt. and that's why lbt would be forever in the clutch of the teetu siao loong nu....
even his will, everything goes to sln...i dun think any go to his sisters or brother....so the teetujia from shanghai has won....like most marital woes here with mei mei teetujias, they win....never had we seen any of this teetu loses a case...
maybe our judges are also manipulated by teetu see....i dunno...i just can't fathom out...why people just love to choose suffering as the ending to their otherwise happy life story...i really dunno....;9(
...the end?
ON and off, sln would ask my lau broker lau beh tong to call me and eat with them....chitchat and u know just to drink kopi and had high tea...maybe she got a kick being electrocuted from me by just gazing at her...
soon sln enrolled herself in SHATEC. she was supposed to finish her final years and suddenly she was pregnant. ????
everyone was blurred!
lbt's nephew ever saw sln with a dark man presumably an indian or mixed blood walking hand in hand down orchard rd.
the maid saw it too, complained to the sir and was cruelly tekan back by sln. of course maid no match for the dragon girl...if not she won't be maid , right?
result: she was terminated of her service and even tekan to the extend that she couldn't stay here. she packed and returned to phiippines....before she left she gave me her particulars and asked me to look up for her if i ever go there. all i need to do was to call her handphone there - she gave me that and she would send someone to pick me from airport to stay at her "palace" which was also her restaurant and residence...so enterprising this maid electrocuted by me too...hahahaha...;9)
lbt's nephew too witnessed the illicit lovebirds and promptly sent an anonymous letter to lbt who was furious....and asked me what should he do...well, what should i say?...
his nephew had told me the story...and what could i say...i just told him er...DUNNO ...DUN ASK ME...i dun want to get involved cos i knew lbt was head over heel over this evil sln...and offending him do me no good...he would eventually still married the dubiously "pregnanted" sln.
in the end, they married. sln dropped from her hotel catering class just weeks before her final exam...she just quit ....just like that....
in a couple of mths, she bombed gleneagle hospital with a baby girl. only lbt was thrilled, the rest of his tribe wasn't....me included...cos the bb looked more like an indian than a chinese....but lbt was estactic. he was thrilled that at his age, he still could manufacture a black doll. my god! bless u lbt! bless u!
in a mth time, they celebrated the bb's lst mth in a real grand manner....every guests was gossiping behind lbt's back....people were laughing and mocking him unknowlingly to him, of course....
before long, the mother teetujia also flew down from shanghai and stayed in lbt's guest room. next the teetukong, lbt's much younger father in law came in too...it was now more or less a teetu cave...with a new teetukia (baby spider)....
after celebrating the daughter's one year old birthday, sln told lbt she wanted to complete her study...but in australia.
off she flew there and spent about 3 yrs there completing a "degree" course. if u recall, lbt got a young spinster sis there too in oz. she was clever and hired a pte detective to check out on sln...and gosh! orgy...orgy...and more orgies...she sent those XXX pics back to lbt...one of the pic was with the dark sinkie lover...the rest all ang mors...
lbt chose not to believe and even snared back at his own sister warning her if she create problem for sln, he was going to evict her from his oz properties...and that was it!
the whole story tells us something very funny....the facts are all there laid out for lbt to see and yet he still choose to be ignorant...WHY?...
teetu juices...very very poisonous. it controls the blain and make it re-locate all blain juices to the little old dickhead of lbt. and that's why lbt would be forever in the clutch of the teetu siao loong nu....
even his will, everything goes to sln...i dun think any go to his sisters or brother....so the teetujia from shanghai has won....like most marital woes here with mei mei teetujias, they win....never had we seen any of this teetu loses a case...
maybe our judges are also manipulated by teetu see....i dunno...i just can't fathom out...why people just love to choose suffering as the ending to their otherwise happy life story...i really dunno....;9(
...the end?
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
HAVE A GOOD LAUGH....
HAVE A GOOD LAUGH....click on the above title and roftl ur guts out....hahahaha...;9)
CONTINUE LAUGHING.....:)
THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19. Procrastinate Now!
20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24.They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
28. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30. I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on.
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19. Procrastinate Now!
20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24.They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
28. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30. I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on.
for the weary, the toiled...and the troubled hearts....
may the light of the merciful buddha shines on u all ....dear brothers and sisters....in suffering....
NAMO ORNITOUFO.....
NAMO ORNITOUFO.....
WISHING YOU......
Wishing you
In your busy life...
Time for Relaxation
Good Sleep
Good Health with Exercise
Someone to Dance With
A Bit of Adventure
Good Looks
But Most of All...
I Wish You Lots of Bear Hugs
And The Comforts of Real Love
Many Blessings...
May you always have love to share, health to spare, and friends that care.
But watch out for those penguins!
MY JIALAT LAU BROKER
lbt got a very faithful loyal filipino maid who on her free sunday was in orchard road with her species...chatting and potlucking all their shiok makan..yes! she was such a good cook....and er...she also electrocuted by me.
she's back in philippines now. before she left, she gave me all her info and invited me over to visit her. she told me just called her from the airport, she would send someone to pick me up. no need to stay hotel. she was like queen back home. she bought a few pieces of land and constructed a large restaurant cum residence. and she told me to cum cum see her...she would bring me around...no joke! maid also could be electrocuted by me...hahahaha...'9)
oops! back to story...
lau broker lau beh tong lived in a spacious bungalow in prime holland area. big but bare..siao loong nu knowing that i was a power horticulturist cum landscaper requested for my service.
so one fine day, i came with all my indian army to do up her spacious garden. do u know why suddenly she wanted to do?
cos the bungalow was a split level higher....and the living room faced into the lower level bungalow neigbour habited by a lau tee koo who could peep into the hall when she sat with the kar kwuee kwuee(legs wide open)..
she wanted me to plant something to screen up the otherwise opened for view mesh separating fence. i planted a row of fast growing chi lee xiang (7 miles fragrant) or botanical name..MURRAYA ODORATUM.
again her front facing area was also surrounded up by mesh wire fence and that she wanted it screened too. here i planted a row of hibsicus mix with assorted colors...
the murraya were now very thick and fully screened the neighour sight. the front portion was lovely with different colored hibiscus flowering non stop and attracted a hosts of sun birds to feed on the generous nectar from the flowers....
hardly did i notice, she was drooling while i was sweating like mad...my naked muscles and torso with my 2 sharp grape seeds (nipples) were flexing like u know arnold simiwanko(schazzeneger..how to spell that zzz name...the guy from TERMINATOR)...she was liked rubbing herself...i saw it when i momentarily looked into the hall where she was groping sliently at me...my muscles...my sweat...and dripped wet almost see through white shorts...with colored undies showing too....
it was done. i went into the hall and told her the job was finished. now pay me the money.
she kept staring at my naked sweaty torso...er...and my translucent colored undies beneath my white shorts. my overpowering mandom BO (body odor)... i blushed...and snapped her for payment.
this sLn like on the heat. suddenly her voice turned hornily sexy and asked me to follow her into her bedroom. by now she was already mrs lau beh tong liao...
me gong gong went behind her lor into her spider cave. she closed the door behind me....and...
...to be cont'd.....l9
From: Wisdoom999 14-Mar 20:36
To: leetahsar 1519 of 1528
83628.1519 in reply to 83628.1504
{u like to join this crazy gang?}
probably not...
the amount of threads so far scares me off ;-)
STORY CONT'D......
then she sat bitchily sexily on the chair giving me the on heat kind of look and asked me how much in a very low horny tone....
i passed her the bill. she read and kept sticking out her tongue like doing an oral. then she turned and asked me whether i need to shower cos my mandom bo was driving her nuts and high....
as by now u understand what a goon i am...so i said ok lor....
she directed me into the built in toilet, passed me a towel and gave me a wink. i dunno what she meant. couldn't be bother. just shut the door, stripped naked and showered...and out i sang...THERE GOES MY EVERYTHING....engelbert humperdnick...again?
as i was showering and enjoying the strong blasting spray, i tot i saw the keyhole flashed a bit...like u know an eye was peeping. omg! was i being peeped? jialat!! i was outraged of my modesty...shit!!!
there was no way i could sue right. i mean i being a chiohunk being peeped by a teeko sln...there was no way i could file a sexual harrassment complaint right? it was her home...and she could turn the table and said i exposed myself to her...and my god...in her own bedroom...mati this time....
having no choice, i covered the keyhole with a towel and finished my shower asap. changed and exited the toilet only to find sln bluff bluff sitting innocently on the chair and bluff bluff writing and holding my cheque for me...
without further ado, thanked her, grabbed cheque and scramp out of her room.....
story to be cont'd.....
she's back in philippines now. before she left, she gave me all her info and invited me over to visit her. she told me just called her from the airport, she would send someone to pick me up. no need to stay hotel. she was like queen back home. she bought a few pieces of land and constructed a large restaurant cum residence. and she told me to cum cum see her...she would bring me around...no joke! maid also could be electrocuted by me...hahahaha...'9)
oops! back to story...
lau broker lau beh tong lived in a spacious bungalow in prime holland area. big but bare..siao loong nu knowing that i was a power horticulturist cum landscaper requested for my service.
so one fine day, i came with all my indian army to do up her spacious garden. do u know why suddenly she wanted to do?
cos the bungalow was a split level higher....and the living room faced into the lower level bungalow neigbour habited by a lau tee koo who could peep into the hall when she sat with the kar kwuee kwuee(legs wide open)..
she wanted me to plant something to screen up the otherwise opened for view mesh separating fence. i planted a row of fast growing chi lee xiang (7 miles fragrant) or botanical name..MURRAYA ODORATUM.
again her front facing area was also surrounded up by mesh wire fence and that she wanted it screened too. here i planted a row of hibsicus mix with assorted colors...
the murraya were now very thick and fully screened the neighour sight. the front portion was lovely with different colored hibiscus flowering non stop and attracted a hosts of sun birds to feed on the generous nectar from the flowers....
hardly did i notice, she was drooling while i was sweating like mad...my naked muscles and torso with my 2 sharp grape seeds (nipples) were flexing like u know arnold simiwanko(schazzeneger..how to spell that zzz name...the guy from TERMINATOR)...she was liked rubbing herself...i saw it when i momentarily looked into the hall where she was groping sliently at me...my muscles...my sweat...and dripped wet almost see through white shorts...with colored undies showing too....
it was done. i went into the hall and told her the job was finished. now pay me the money.
she kept staring at my naked sweaty torso...er...and my translucent colored undies beneath my white shorts. my overpowering mandom BO (body odor)... i blushed...and snapped her for payment.
this sLn like on the heat. suddenly her voice turned hornily sexy and asked me to follow her into her bedroom. by now she was already mrs lau beh tong liao...
me gong gong went behind her lor into her spider cave. she closed the door behind me....and...
...to be cont'd.....l9
From: Wisdoom999 14-Mar 20:36
To: leetahsar 1519 of 1528
83628.1519 in reply to 83628.1504
{u like to join this crazy gang?}
probably not...
the amount of threads so far scares me off ;-)
STORY CONT'D......
then she sat bitchily sexily on the chair giving me the on heat kind of look and asked me how much in a very low horny tone....
i passed her the bill. she read and kept sticking out her tongue like doing an oral. then she turned and asked me whether i need to shower cos my mandom bo was driving her nuts and high....
as by now u understand what a goon i am...so i said ok lor....
she directed me into the built in toilet, passed me a towel and gave me a wink. i dunno what she meant. couldn't be bother. just shut the door, stripped naked and showered...and out i sang...THERE GOES MY EVERYTHING....engelbert humperdnick...again?
as i was showering and enjoying the strong blasting spray, i tot i saw the keyhole flashed a bit...like u know an eye was peeping. omg! was i being peeped? jialat!! i was outraged of my modesty...shit!!!
there was no way i could sue right. i mean i being a chiohunk being peeped by a teeko sln...there was no way i could file a sexual harrassment complaint right? it was her home...and she could turn the table and said i exposed myself to her...and my god...in her own bedroom...mati this time....
having no choice, i covered the keyhole with a towel and finished my shower asap. changed and exited the toilet only to find sln bluff bluff sitting innocently on the chair and bluff bluff writing and holding my cheque for me...
without further ado, thanked her, grabbed cheque and scramp out of her room.....
story to be cont'd.....
MY JIALAT LAU BROKER
shanghai got the shrewdest and kannest and vilest bitch mei mei spider spirits.
my lau broker - freaking rich old chap nearly 70 - marries a young shanghainese mei mei sp sp back after she tour guided him there...and all the way back to his bedroom back in sinkieland.
she now lords over him. and she is barely 25. already got a kid for him - dunno who's actually cos the girl looks more indian than chinese - and my retired lau broker is a lauhankoo chinese.
to upkeep his youthfulness, the lau broker gotta to dye his hair black regularly, takes powederful dunno what cheena herbs this siao loong nu bought from her cheena homeland...maybe to advance him to his earlier grave then she could romp and ramp her secret indian lover...oops did i just said that...which explains why the poor lau broker is feeding other people's child and still so fucking happy..cos he can't admit the kid's simply not his. he does that he is as good as admitting he got no more sperm bullets left and is now simply wearing a colored hat, namely green....:9(
poor lau broker......for nothing go and invite shanghainess mei mei spider spirit home...and now not only she's here, her lau spider shanghainese mum also moves in...and his father in law who is so much younger than he is coming too...
goodness...this is getting exciting...my kaypoh cells full alert now...got juicy tales to come up soon...
er....u guys interested in this another real life story?.....lai yah! buy ur tickets ah!!....juicy, saucy...and really drama mama ...i mean...drama papa mama mei mei type u know...one of its unique...ONLY FROM LEETAHSAR....;9)
MY POOR LAU BROKER
lau beh tong is my broker for years since i was in secondary 2. i dunno but i think hor i look up to him as my fairy godfather cos he grants me wishes. he was and is my broker except he's retired now and looking after his supposed daughter who he thought he manufactured with siao loong nu.
sln was a shanghainese bitch. she was a tour guide waiting to devour sinkie lauhankoo especially. she was the shrewdest, vilest and kannest (dead cunning) mei mei spider spirit personified.
lau broker was once in shanghai to source for properties investment. he got many...this fairy godfather of mine. let me check...a few condos in kL...another in genting...another in penang.
australia also got a couple. his old spinister younger sis was there now...and pr there already to handle his ozzie props.
then shanghai...got a couple too. thanks to the siao loong nu, sln for short.
she met lau beh tong, lbt - for short, there. she merrily volunteered to be his guide...and bolster too during the night. of course, we all know how skilful siao loong nu is. she is an martial arts exponential in the CONDOR HEROES. and so is she in the martial arts world in the bedroom.
lbt was like having his second spring. u may like to know hor...lbt is another golden virgin ok...more powderful than urs truly...me golden...he...i think before he met sln was platinum or titanium....but now a lan cha cha (rotting lauhankoo)
so by guiding lbt, sln guided herself to his personal steamy bedroom here in holland area, sinkieland....and surprising soon there after, they married in a low key wedding reception.
of course, the fairy godson...that would be me was invited. and instead of i giving an angpow to someone young enough to be my daughter as the bride to lbt who is someone old enough to be her grandpa....she gave me a big angpow instead...saved for the frenchie kiss she nearly planted into my throat....and hell! i electrocuted her with my electrifying gazing eyes..YES! I DID ...I DID!
course after the wedding, she kept calling me to their big bungalow in holland area for dinner or just coffee and chit chat.
my chinese is very powderful...and i can slang like shanghainese u know...another inborn talent of this goon here.
and she kept asking me to visit her...soon i realised she wasn't really want me to chit chat to lbt. she wanted me to chit chat to her instead cos she lonely and din know many pals here. and she orgasmic everytime she get electrocuted by my gazing soulful eyes....hahahaha...89)
me and my big mouth again. advised her to take up some courses...the most expensive one...SHATEC...the hotel catering course we have here.
by jolly molly, she did. soon she was happily studying away. and me...well...no more going there for free makan or chit chat liao.
ltb was still brokering during that time. he hadn't really retired yet. he was still my fairy godfather always passing me shares tips...and goodness...as good as giving me money u know...and i dun feel inferior cos the money i made myself through his tips...hahahaha...;9)
my lau broker - freaking rich old chap nearly 70 - marries a young shanghainese mei mei sp sp back after she tour guided him there...and all the way back to his bedroom back in sinkieland.
she now lords over him. and she is barely 25. already got a kid for him - dunno who's actually cos the girl looks more indian than chinese - and my retired lau broker is a lauhankoo chinese.
to upkeep his youthfulness, the lau broker gotta to dye his hair black regularly, takes powederful dunno what cheena herbs this siao loong nu bought from her cheena homeland...maybe to advance him to his earlier grave then she could romp and ramp her secret indian lover...oops did i just said that...which explains why the poor lau broker is feeding other people's child and still so fucking happy..cos he can't admit the kid's simply not his. he does that he is as good as admitting he got no more sperm bullets left and is now simply wearing a colored hat, namely green....:9(
poor lau broker......for nothing go and invite shanghainess mei mei spider spirit home...and now not only she's here, her lau spider shanghainese mum also moves in...and his father in law who is so much younger than he is coming too...
goodness...this is getting exciting...my kaypoh cells full alert now...got juicy tales to come up soon...
er....u guys interested in this another real life story?.....lai yah! buy ur tickets ah!!....juicy, saucy...and really drama mama ...i mean...drama papa mama mei mei type u know...one of its unique...ONLY FROM LEETAHSAR....;9)
MY POOR LAU BROKER
lau beh tong is my broker for years since i was in secondary 2. i dunno but i think hor i look up to him as my fairy godfather cos he grants me wishes. he was and is my broker except he's retired now and looking after his supposed daughter who he thought he manufactured with siao loong nu.
sln was a shanghainese bitch. she was a tour guide waiting to devour sinkie lauhankoo especially. she was the shrewdest, vilest and kannest (dead cunning) mei mei spider spirit personified.
lau broker was once in shanghai to source for properties investment. he got many...this fairy godfather of mine. let me check...a few condos in kL...another in genting...another in penang.
australia also got a couple. his old spinister younger sis was there now...and pr there already to handle his ozzie props.
then shanghai...got a couple too. thanks to the siao loong nu, sln for short.
she met lau beh tong, lbt - for short, there. she merrily volunteered to be his guide...and bolster too during the night. of course, we all know how skilful siao loong nu is. she is an martial arts exponential in the CONDOR HEROES. and so is she in the martial arts world in the bedroom.
lbt was like having his second spring. u may like to know hor...lbt is another golden virgin ok...more powderful than urs truly...me golden...he...i think before he met sln was platinum or titanium....but now a lan cha cha (rotting lauhankoo)
so by guiding lbt, sln guided herself to his personal steamy bedroom here in holland area, sinkieland....and surprising soon there after, they married in a low key wedding reception.
of course, the fairy godson...that would be me was invited. and instead of i giving an angpow to someone young enough to be my daughter as the bride to lbt who is someone old enough to be her grandpa....she gave me a big angpow instead...saved for the frenchie kiss she nearly planted into my throat....and hell! i electrocuted her with my electrifying gazing eyes..YES! I DID ...I DID!
course after the wedding, she kept calling me to their big bungalow in holland area for dinner or just coffee and chit chat.
my chinese is very powderful...and i can slang like shanghainese u know...another inborn talent of this goon here.
and she kept asking me to visit her...soon i realised she wasn't really want me to chit chat to lbt. she wanted me to chit chat to her instead cos she lonely and din know many pals here. and she orgasmic everytime she get electrocuted by my gazing soulful eyes....hahahaha...89)
me and my big mouth again. advised her to take up some courses...the most expensive one...SHATEC...the hotel catering course we have here.
by jolly molly, she did. soon she was happily studying away. and me...well...no more going there for free makan or chit chat liao.
ltb was still brokering during that time. he hadn't really retired yet. he was still my fairy godfather always passing me shares tips...and goodness...as good as giving me money u know...and i dun feel inferior cos the money i made myself through his tips...hahahaha...;9)
POWER TO THE JOHN POTATO SALAD
From: ilovesg 14-Mar 01:53
To: leetahsar 1501 of 1528
83628.1501 in reply to 83628.1500
Wah! can't believe it went over 1500 posts !! Nice recipe probably could i pop down and try your creation instead ?
From: leetahsar 14-Mar 09:48
To: ilovesg 1502 of 1528
83628.1502 in reply to 83628.1501
pls do tell us ur john's reaction after consumption.....be warned hor! it will get u realy horny....but must add in the fresh ROSEMARY for the effect...'9)
do let us know also ur overtime with gf or wifey...;9)
From: leetahsar 14-Mar 09:49
To: ilovesg 1503 of 1528
83628.1503 in reply to 83628.1501
maybe that's one of the reason italians are really juices charged up people....
refer to my italian gf story...page 1 to.....
From: leetahsar 14-Mar 10:02
To: Wisdoom999 1504 of 1528
83628.1504 in reply to 83628.1489
sorry left out this...
FOSC* : FULL OF SHITTY CRAPS.....
u like to join this crazy gang?
To: leetahsar 1501 of 1528
83628.1501 in reply to 83628.1500
Wah! can't believe it went over 1500 posts !! Nice recipe probably could i pop down and try your creation instead ?
From: leetahsar 14-Mar 09:48
To: ilovesg 1502 of 1528
83628.1502 in reply to 83628.1501
pls do tell us ur john's reaction after consumption.....be warned hor! it will get u realy horny....but must add in the fresh ROSEMARY for the effect...'9)
do let us know also ur overtime with gf or wifey...;9)
From: leetahsar 14-Mar 09:49
To: ilovesg 1503 of 1528
83628.1503 in reply to 83628.1501
maybe that's one of the reason italians are really juices charged up people....
refer to my italian gf story...page 1 to.....
From: leetahsar 14-Mar 10:02
To: Wisdoom999 1504 of 1528
83628.1504 in reply to 83628.1489
sorry left out this...
FOSC* : FULL OF SHITTY CRAPS.....
u like to join this crazy gang?
MY POWER POTATO SALAD....power to the john!!!
MY POWER POTATO SALAD....power to the john!!!
MY POWER DEADLY POTATO SALAD....
RECIPE:
branded potato...not local one very greenish smell local ones.
a bag of either RUSSETT, burbanks, bastagi, desiree - ex pink type or the super ex purplish potato, yukon more ex than desire...
choose only one type..choose about 4 or 5 good size ones with no shoots forming in the eyes...those are dead old ones which should ve been discarded.
homegrown rosemary a few sprigs - cut into fine chips
few pcs small butter blocks unsalted
a packet of ham chips - cheap or
minced beef - this one better - more power
creamy mayonaisse - 1 small bottle
red wine - i once used CAMUS FINE WINE....ABOUT $120/BTL OF 75CL
pinch of salt
organic soya sauce....(suppose to using it for nephew's food but he dosen't like...damn super EX a small bottle>$20)
parsley flakes from MASTER'S
virgin olive oil
sesame oil
black pepper
cumins
cinnamomum powder
finely chopped garlic about 1 tablespoon
parmesan cheese - to put in only after everything cooked and ready to serve.
method:
wash potatoes with veggie soap solution and brush skin clean from soil
add 1 or 2 tablespoon virgin olive oil into AMC pot (about>2k per set) or other stainless steel pot....
throw in finely cut up rosemary leaves, parsley flakes, 2 to 3 pcs small butter blocks.
pour in about 50 cc red wine. sprinkle a pinch of salt.
pour in about 4 tablespoon sesame oil, a few spray of organic soya sauce, few generous dash of black pepper and minced garlic.
stir with spoon and mix thoroughly and let it sit for a while...like maybe 5 minutes...
on stove to large fire. place the AMC pot over it. observed the needle. when needle hits 1 mark, open lid and stir and toss the potatoes. cover and continue heating. tone down flame to low.
when needle hits another mark, open and stir again. cover and stir again on the next mark.
continue repeating this every mark the needle hits. test the texture of potato. if cooked should be soft to bite.
when reach this stage, throw in the mayonaisse. stir through thoroughly...and let it continue to cook.
when potatoes soften, off flame and add in parmesan cheese either the grated one or powdered one. i prefer the last one....and hit one more round for about 5 minutes. so that parmesan cheese powder forms a crispy crust over the potatoes.
off flame. ready to serve.
unfinished potatoes can be kept in tupperware and put into fridge. taste better when cold.
happy cooking. healthy, good...and definitely POWER TO THE JOHN!!!
share ur testimonies after eating.....POWER TO THE JOHN!!
From: leetahsar 13-Mar 23:15
To: leetahsar 1499 of 1528
83628.1499 in reply to 83628.1498
sorry...i read the method...i also sian..
let me redo it in a simple way:
choose only one type..choose about 4 or 5 good size ones with no shoots forming in the eyes...those are dead old ones which should ve been discarded.
homegrown rosemary a few sprigs - cut into fine chips
few pcs small butter blocks unsalted
a packet of ham chips - cheap or
minced beef - this one better - more power
creamy mayonaisse - 1 small bottle
red wine - i once used CAMUS FINE WINE....ABOUT $120/BTL OF 75CL
pinch of salt
organic soya sauce....(suppose to using it for nephew's food but he dosen't like...damn super EX a small bottle>$20)
parsley flakes from MASTER'S
virgin olive oil
sesame oil
black pepper
cumins
cinnamomum powder
finely chopped garlic about 1 tablespoon
parmesan cheese - to put in only after everything cooked and ready to serve.
THROW EVERYTHING INTO THE POT AND STIR....heat up stir regular about 5 minutes so that top and bottom potatoes get evenly cooked...
there simple enough hor?...:9)
....and remember to share testimony after u consume my power to the john potato salad....
wankers can also tell us how long they can really last too....
no joke....rosemary is very aprodasiac....it stimulate ur blain juices ...and if u got kids studying for exams, hor...feed them with this in ur spaggi...not only power the johns...power the blain too....
senior citizens who take this culinary herbs often will be saved from senilis dementia...or senile old fuck syndrome.
MY POWER DEADLY POTATO SALAD....
RECIPE:
branded potato...not local one very greenish smell local ones.
a bag of either RUSSETT, burbanks, bastagi, desiree - ex pink type or the super ex purplish potato, yukon more ex than desire...
choose only one type..choose about 4 or 5 good size ones with no shoots forming in the eyes...those are dead old ones which should ve been discarded.
homegrown rosemary a few sprigs - cut into fine chips
few pcs small butter blocks unsalted
a packet of ham chips - cheap or
minced beef - this one better - more power
creamy mayonaisse - 1 small bottle
red wine - i once used CAMUS FINE WINE....ABOUT $120/BTL OF 75CL
pinch of salt
organic soya sauce....(suppose to using it for nephew's food but he dosen't like...damn super EX a small bottle>$20)
parsley flakes from MASTER'S
virgin olive oil
sesame oil
black pepper
cumins
cinnamomum powder
finely chopped garlic about 1 tablespoon
parmesan cheese - to put in only after everything cooked and ready to serve.
method:
wash potatoes with veggie soap solution and brush skin clean from soil
add 1 or 2 tablespoon virgin olive oil into AMC pot (about>2k per set) or other stainless steel pot....
throw in finely cut up rosemary leaves, parsley flakes, 2 to 3 pcs small butter blocks.
pour in about 50 cc red wine. sprinkle a pinch of salt.
pour in about 4 tablespoon sesame oil, a few spray of organic soya sauce, few generous dash of black pepper and minced garlic.
stir with spoon and mix thoroughly and let it sit for a while...like maybe 5 minutes...
on stove to large fire. place the AMC pot over it. observed the needle. when needle hits 1 mark, open lid and stir and toss the potatoes. cover and continue heating. tone down flame to low.
when needle hits another mark, open and stir again. cover and stir again on the next mark.
continue repeating this every mark the needle hits. test the texture of potato. if cooked should be soft to bite.
when reach this stage, throw in the mayonaisse. stir through thoroughly...and let it continue to cook.
when potatoes soften, off flame and add in parmesan cheese either the grated one or powdered one. i prefer the last one....and hit one more round for about 5 minutes. so that parmesan cheese powder forms a crispy crust over the potatoes.
off flame. ready to serve.
unfinished potatoes can be kept in tupperware and put into fridge. taste better when cold.
happy cooking. healthy, good...and definitely POWER TO THE JOHN!!!
share ur testimonies after eating.....POWER TO THE JOHN!!
From: leetahsar 13-Mar 23:15
To: leetahsar 1499 of 1528
83628.1499 in reply to 83628.1498
sorry...i read the method...i also sian..
let me redo it in a simple way:
choose only one type..choose about 4 or 5 good size ones with no shoots forming in the eyes...those are dead old ones which should ve been discarded.
homegrown rosemary a few sprigs - cut into fine chips
few pcs small butter blocks unsalted
a packet of ham chips - cheap or
minced beef - this one better - more power
creamy mayonaisse - 1 small bottle
red wine - i once used CAMUS FINE WINE....ABOUT $120/BTL OF 75CL
pinch of salt
organic soya sauce....(suppose to using it for nephew's food but he dosen't like...damn super EX a small bottle>$20)
parsley flakes from MASTER'S
virgin olive oil
sesame oil
black pepper
cumins
cinnamomum powder
finely chopped garlic about 1 tablespoon
parmesan cheese - to put in only after everything cooked and ready to serve.
THROW EVERYTHING INTO THE POT AND STIR....heat up stir regular about 5 minutes so that top and bottom potatoes get evenly cooked...
there simple enough hor?...:9)
....and remember to share testimony after u consume my power to the john potato salad....
wankers can also tell us how long they can really last too....
no joke....rosemary is very aprodasiac....it stimulate ur blain juices ...and if u got kids studying for exams, hor...feed them with this in ur spaggi...not only power the johns...power the blain too....
senior citizens who take this culinary herbs often will be saved from senilis dementia...or senile old fuck syndrome.
what people are wearing inside....
inside what people waiting for bus wear...
check ur cursor on the people waiting for buses on this site:
check ur cursor on the people waiting for buses on this site:
Monday, March 13, 2006
POWER TO THE JOHN! POWER POTATO SALAD...con'td
says:
TEE TOO SI you want
says:
KNN
says:
but we link up for kopi at prata cafe at 10p
says:
thot he will bring you along
says:
ya.. i heard your birthday you belanga..
says:
thot shld be vice versa
says:
hehew
Bob says:
tot u all going SAKURA OR WHAT
Bob says:
how cum u choop my icons huh
Bob says:
cos...he told me he was getting me a diabetic cake....so i belanja lor...and do u know what they got me...both hus and wife
says:
wat
says:
spit it oujt
Bob says:
a lame handshake each
Bob says:
should ve grab and jacket jes...then give kel a deep frenchie...
says:
serious... nothing for you
Bob says:
...what u expect....a threesome with him n wifey is it..........mati...my blain is corrupted by teetu juices now....jialat...must do power cleansing chant after this...
says:
so das ne
says:
then you never even invite me ASSHOLE
says:
if you did, at least you would have received something fro me
Bob says:
that time hor...u weren't in the pic yet hor...i din even no u
Bob says:
somehting what...frenchie huh
Bob says:
before that i kena 4d...invited him and jes for baba food..ended up... jenny, kenny and roger came..but he and w...can't cos son admited suddenly to hsp.
Bob says:
then...on my birthday i belanja them ...cos kena 4d mah...pai seh...
says:
wat a joke!
Bob says:
u wanna another one lagi funny..and real one
Bob says:
kel never belanja people one if u observe...so got one time he belanja me...and i used the receipt to buy 4d...and kena
Bob says:
then i told him only kena 65 so can only belanja him alone back...
says:
who say... true
says:
maybe he never belanga you only
says:
whawahawahawaaahaw
Bob says:
i ended belanja his whole tribe to jacks place at west coast...and paid like>150.....really blurred u know...and broke...instead of richer by 65...u see how keng this guy is...
Bob says:
luckily his mum who was there pai seh..and paid me some $$ back...u know where was there or not
says:
???
Bob says:
kel, his ex jocelyn, kenny n his gf and jenny and me...mati man...i saw this whole group of people...i said to myself..kena tekan pain pain liao...jacks u know..not ur kopi tiam western leh...
says:
can never stop laughing with you
says:
jocelyn i never see before
says:
jude>
says:
like mine
Bob says:
and the other day...i sense he got prob with wife...so i sacrifice my trading day to be free filipino for him...ended up...no money to make and some more pay for his pork floss breadtalk bread...knn...$1.40 eac...fucking EX....and then go buy CAMBRIDGE sandal ea is 3.90....3x is 9.90...of course i grabbed 3 lah...one for me...one for kel...and 1 for kenny...ended up...he din even pay for his bread
Bob says:
and i bought like....>$5 breadtalk bread....cos then can get discount voucher....shit just for that day alone...hor...i like spent almost $50 already...
says:
well done
Bob says:
cos....i bought 4d...and nearly kena....7579...it came out 2579...bei tahan
Bob says:
not well done...well roasted me...always the case when i go out with him....sure come back broke one...
Bob says:
this is the one time when u work...FOR FREE AND COME HOME BROKE....
says:
hahahahaha!
says:
then next time just ask for ediu well
says:
done or roasted
Bob says:
but i hinted to him...I ONLY ALLOW PEOPLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME...IF I WANT TO...so i hope he gets the meaning....always remind him to treat people who he thinks as friend and never exploit them...and shit...i ended up protecting delta...and ended up paying>$80 for red star timsum with him and wif and delta...cos del wanted to pay...i stopped him..i paid instead...shit...
Bob says:
and both the wifey...just play mat bodoh...very clever to play blur one this girl...rich like anything...but very stingy type
says:
sigh...
says:
bob... kuah kar kwee
says:
life is short... play hard ...
says:
and trade harder
says:
to support the play
says:
ha
Bob says:
never mind...if i can enlighten him...it's worth all my money....and anyway..about 3 yrs ago...my affinity with them was like ended...
says:
huh
says:
is it
says:
wat happen
says:
you mean this is a rekindle love?
Bob says:
it was only recently...i sensed he got prob...that i appear to him again...if he dun treasure my presence so be it...OFF I GO AGAIN....back to the mountain....
says:
he got problems all his life time la
says:
just recently
Bob says:
all becos of how his tribe treated this indo gf of kenny very badly...and this indo gf...during cny came to his shop and cooked sharkfin for his tribe..should ve given them shark shits
Bob says:
and now...this indo gf like fallen for me...she's comingback for me omg...teetu not enough and now this...headache u know...luckily i very eng...if not sure go crazy...
Bob says:
maybe hor...say maybe only lah...pass her to u...want...very good girl..enterprising...open up a 3 storey salon in jakarta..and planning another branch..kenny was a big fool to let this treasure slipped by by treating her damn damn bad...hantam her...u know..bad bad boy
Bob says:
read my blog...it's all inside...all these crazy stories...all inside...
Bob says:
http://upheavalofleetahsar.blogspot.com
Bob says:
if busy...pls concentrate ur work..jus let me know...i will gladly F off....mkt is damn damn quiet even though wall st is up>100pts....damn sian this bloody hell mkt...tot got money to make...monday always like that one...
says:
really
Bob says:
really to which msg
Bob says:
keny gf...monday blue mkt..or what
says:
ind being friend if you intro... but to be my girl.. think i a oredi than contented with y current one
says:
kenny indo girl
says:
as the saying goes.. everything starts fro friend
says:
whaa
Bob says:
u want see her pic...dun orgasmic...i send now...
says:
who knows wat the future lies beneath
Bob sends:
says:
can fight ine
Bob says:
there...
says:
you havent asnwer eaerlier jocelyn can fight mine
Bob says:
chio bo
says:
transfering
Transfer of ........ is complete.
Bob says:
ur mei mei is pretty...but can she relate things or not...just like jes..do u think she's pretty....
Bob says:
me think she's plasticky...and like know..like dunno ...damn boring leh with her around...cannot talk too dirty right...
Bob says:
and kelvin...like got his balls crushed by her...cannot siao too....so kelvin too becum boring
says:
nnnn... first of all
says:
tks for your complient for my girl
says:
next, choobeebee los so chow lao to e
says:
certainly my cup of tea
says:
friends can la
Bob says:
that nite......me tot she was from matland...i kept blurting cheena mei mei....hope she din understand hor...
Bob says:
she's 28 or 9...
says:
thirdly, your opinions on jes... i a feeling mutual too
Bob says:
good what...get one old jie jie...look after u better than u look after her right
says:
the los can make it
says:
maybe for kenny can
Bob says:
i kinda feeling....kel made the wrong choice....that day in lorry...his wife called...were laughing siao like that...after the call...gloom and doom liao...
says:
of course he made an utterly wrong chioice
says:
when you coe undone
Bob says:
and shit...i think i was the one who encourage him to marry her...cos he was then telling me how good and good she was...so i told him marry her lor...and shit...he really went marry her....
says:
duran duran
says:
w
Bob says:
but then again...i dun think any girl with kel will feel secure...he's such fleas infested bloodhound...damn itchy...u met his teetujia or not...very chio u know...low cut hipster without undies one
says:
name>
Bob says:
who name...
Bob says:
teetujia...teetu...
says:
i never see befopre
says:
joceyln too
Bob says:
u see her...in kel friendster...the side profile of her...
Bob says:
joceyln in fact recomended me a project when she was working in the sp poly guild...at dover...and the bloody kelvin keeping asking me for the credits...and finally i told joc...and she fucked him like anything...they already broken off....
Bob says:
long before that...
Bob says:
and kelv was already married to the current one...
Bob says:
so u see how can u compare urself to kel...he's many times kang ...but fundamentally he's a good at heart...if jes keeps pressuring him hor...he might turn to the 'darkside' and everyone's going to die pain pain..starting with me first...
says:
correction.. i didn't say we are similar as in kang.... he lao kang.. i dip kang... i a saying we are similar in characters of our happy go lucky character
says:
i think we are all unique individuals in the group
Bob says:
good....his kang and horny...u i dunno the kang part...but horny...that one CONFIRMED
says:
i a kang but also bo kang
says:
depending on my mood
says:
horny is in the name of any god damn MEN
says:
Ah me so horny.. ah ah me so horny...
says:
wahawaha
Bob says:
...i kept my juices above neck not in my dickhead....a moment of lust and pleasure can result in a life time of suffering...pls do be very careful where u fire ur sperms missiles...one miss and it's game over for u
says:
i will not follow kel footstep
says:
live exaple for se to see... i not stupid
says:
and you stupid 2
says:
ah
Bob says:
...a blind anyhow firing dick...following another wild bliind dick... chui guo chui guo.......
says:
amitahba
says:
aen
says:
KNN ... singtel wat price now
says:
pls check
Bob says:
ur boss behind u....
says:
BYOB
Bob says:
269
says:
SOHC
says:
Bob says:
dunno what talk u
says:
the horse face
says:
no how to make his singtel rocket up $3
says:
CCB
says:
then i can fulfil y dreams
Bob says:
and ccb to u....mine is not the ccb most people ccb in and out...mine means...CIAO, CHEERIO ....BYE
Bob says:
better than ur standard...ccb...
says:
I CCB THAT HORSE FACE
Bob says:
u gay huh
says:
negative
Bob says:
that's a horse u know...u in beastility...
says:
but regretted watching brokeback mountain
says:
freaking gay show
Bob says:
what...touching what...
says:
cocks and cocks.. nothing but more cocks
says:
touch your own cock
says:
more touching
says:
and tentalising
Bob says:
but dun watch already start falling in love with me...hor...me monk wannabe ..golden virge in 24K mint condition....
Bob says:
alamak..u like local boy haven't drink salt water...and claim u were in oz...got bedek one or not
says:
are you going to keep your virginity till .....
Bob says:
next life......:)
says:
TEE TOO SI you want
says:
KNN
says:
but we link up for kopi at prata cafe at 10p
says:
thot he will bring you along
says:
ya.. i heard your birthday you belanga..
says:
thot shld be vice versa
says:
hehew
Bob says:
tot u all going SAKURA OR WHAT
Bob says:
how cum u choop my icons huh
Bob says:
cos...he told me he was getting me a diabetic cake....so i belanja lor...and do u know what they got me...both hus and wife
says:
wat
says:
spit it oujt
Bob says:
a lame handshake each
Bob says:
should ve grab and jacket jes...then give kel a deep frenchie...
says:
serious... nothing for you
Bob says:
...what u expect....a threesome with him n wifey is it..........mati...my blain is corrupted by teetu juices now....jialat...must do power cleansing chant after this...
says:
so das ne
says:
then you never even invite me ASSHOLE
says:
if you did, at least you would have received something fro me
Bob says:
that time hor...u weren't in the pic yet hor...i din even no u
Bob says:
somehting what...frenchie huh
Bob says:
before that i kena 4d...invited him and jes for baba food..ended up... jenny, kenny and roger came..but he and w...can't cos son admited suddenly to hsp.
Bob says:
then...on my birthday i belanja them ...cos kena 4d mah...pai seh...
says:
wat a joke!
Bob says:
u wanna another one lagi funny..and real one
Bob says:
kel never belanja people one if u observe...so got one time he belanja me...and i used the receipt to buy 4d...and kena
Bob says:
then i told him only kena 65 so can only belanja him alone back...
says:
who say... true
says:
maybe he never belanga you only
says:
whawahawahawaaahaw
Bob says:
i ended belanja his whole tribe to jacks place at west coast...and paid like>150.....really blurred u know...and broke...instead of richer by 65...u see how keng this guy is...
Bob says:
luckily his mum who was there pai seh..and paid me some $$ back...u know where was there or not
says:
???
Bob says:
kel, his ex jocelyn, kenny n his gf and jenny and me...mati man...i saw this whole group of people...i said to myself..kena tekan pain pain liao...jacks u know..not ur kopi tiam western leh...
says:
can never stop laughing with you
says:
jocelyn i never see before
says:
jude>
says:
like mine
Bob says:
and the other day...i sense he got prob with wife...so i sacrifice my trading day to be free filipino for him...ended up...no money to make and some more pay for his pork floss breadtalk bread...knn...$1.40 eac...fucking EX....and then go buy CAMBRIDGE sandal ea is 3.90....3x is 9.90...of course i grabbed 3 lah...one for me...one for kel...and 1 for kenny...ended up...he din even pay for his bread
Bob says:
and i bought like....>$5 breadtalk bread....cos then can get discount voucher....shit just for that day alone...hor...i like spent almost $50 already...
says:
well done
Bob says:
cos....i bought 4d...and nearly kena....7579...it came out 2579...bei tahan
Bob says:
not well done...well roasted me...always the case when i go out with him....sure come back broke one...
Bob says:
this is the one time when u work...FOR FREE AND COME HOME BROKE....
says:
hahahahaha!
says:
then next time just ask for ediu well
says:
done or roasted
Bob says:
but i hinted to him...I ONLY ALLOW PEOPLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME...IF I WANT TO...so i hope he gets the meaning....always remind him to treat people who he thinks as friend and never exploit them...and shit...i ended up protecting delta...and ended up paying>$80 for red star timsum with him and wif and delta...cos del wanted to pay...i stopped him..i paid instead...shit...
Bob says:
and both the wifey...just play mat bodoh...very clever to play blur one this girl...rich like anything...but very stingy type
says:
sigh...
says:
bob... kuah kar kwee
says:
life is short... play hard ...
says:
and trade harder
says:
to support the play
says:
ha
Bob says:
never mind...if i can enlighten him...it's worth all my money....and anyway..about 3 yrs ago...my affinity with them was like ended...
says:
huh
says:
is it
says:
wat happen
says:
you mean this is a rekindle love?
Bob says:
it was only recently...i sensed he got prob...that i appear to him again...if he dun treasure my presence so be it...OFF I GO AGAIN....back to the mountain....
says:
he got problems all his life time la
says:
just recently
Bob says:
all becos of how his tribe treated this indo gf of kenny very badly...and this indo gf...during cny came to his shop and cooked sharkfin for his tribe..should ve given them shark shits
Bob says:
and now...this indo gf like fallen for me...she's comingback for me omg...teetu not enough and now this...headache u know...luckily i very eng...if not sure go crazy...
Bob says:
maybe hor...say maybe only lah...pass her to u...want...very good girl..enterprising...open up a 3 storey salon in jakarta..and planning another branch..kenny was a big fool to let this treasure slipped by by treating her damn damn bad...hantam her...u know..bad bad boy
Bob says:
read my blog...it's all inside...all these crazy stories...all inside...
Bob says:
http://upheavalofleetahsar.blogspot.com
Bob says:
if busy...pls concentrate ur work..jus let me know...i will gladly F off....mkt is damn damn quiet even though wall st is up>100pts....damn sian this bloody hell mkt...tot got money to make...monday always like that one...
says:
really
Bob says:
really to which msg
Bob says:
keny gf...monday blue mkt..or what
says:
ind being friend if you intro... but to be my girl.. think i a oredi than contented with y current one
says:
kenny indo girl
says:
as the saying goes.. everything starts fro friend
says:
whaa
Bob says:
u want see her pic...dun orgasmic...i send now...
says:
who knows wat the future lies beneath
Bob sends:
says:
can fight ine
Bob says:
there...
says:
you havent asnwer eaerlier jocelyn can fight mine
Bob says:
chio bo
says:
transfering
Transfer of ........ is complete.
Bob says:
ur mei mei is pretty...but can she relate things or not...just like jes..do u think she's pretty....
Bob says:
me think she's plasticky...and like know..like dunno ...damn boring leh with her around...cannot talk too dirty right...
Bob says:
and kelvin...like got his balls crushed by her...cannot siao too....so kelvin too becum boring
says:
nnnn... first of all
says:
tks for your complient for my girl
says:
next, choobeebee los so chow lao to e
says:
certainly my cup of tea
says:
friends can la
Bob says:
that nite......me tot she was from matland...i kept blurting cheena mei mei....hope she din understand hor...
Bob says:
she's 28 or 9...
says:
thirdly, your opinions on jes... i a feeling mutual too
Bob says:
good what...get one old jie jie...look after u better than u look after her right
says:
the los can make it
says:
maybe for kenny can
Bob says:
i kinda feeling....kel made the wrong choice....that day in lorry...his wife called...were laughing siao like that...after the call...gloom and doom liao...
says:
of course he made an utterly wrong chioice
says:
when you coe undone
Bob says:
and shit...i think i was the one who encourage him to marry her...cos he was then telling me how good and good she was...so i told him marry her lor...and shit...he really went marry her....
says:
duran duran
says:
w
Bob says:
but then again...i dun think any girl with kel will feel secure...he's such fleas infested bloodhound...damn itchy...u met his teetujia or not...very chio u know...low cut hipster without undies one
says:
name>
Bob says:
who name...
Bob says:
teetujia...teetu...
says:
i never see befopre
says:
joceyln too
Bob says:
u see her...in kel friendster...the side profile of her...
Bob says:
joceyln in fact recomended me a project when she was working in the sp poly guild...at dover...and the bloody kelvin keeping asking me for the credits...and finally i told joc...and she fucked him like anything...they already broken off....
Bob says:
long before that...
Bob says:
and kelv was already married to the current one...
Bob says:
so u see how can u compare urself to kel...he's many times kang ...but fundamentally he's a good at heart...if jes keeps pressuring him hor...he might turn to the 'darkside' and everyone's going to die pain pain..starting with me first...
says:
correction.. i didn't say we are similar as in kang.... he lao kang.. i dip kang... i a saying we are similar in characters of our happy go lucky character
says:
i think we are all unique individuals in the group
Bob says:
good....his kang and horny...u i dunno the kang part...but horny...that one CONFIRMED
says:
i a kang but also bo kang
says:
depending on my mood
says:
horny is in the name of any god damn MEN
says:
Ah me so horny.. ah ah me so horny...
says:
wahawaha
Bob says:
...i kept my juices above neck not in my dickhead....a moment of lust and pleasure can result in a life time of suffering...pls do be very careful where u fire ur sperms missiles...one miss and it's game over for u
says:
i will not follow kel footstep
says:
live exaple for se to see... i not stupid
says:
and you stupid 2
says:
ah
Bob says:
...a blind anyhow firing dick...following another wild bliind dick... chui guo chui guo.......
says:
amitahba
says:
aen
says:
KNN ... singtel wat price now
says:
pls check
Bob says:
ur boss behind u....
says:
BYOB
Bob says:
269
says:
SOHC
says:
Bob says:
dunno what talk u
says:
the horse face
says:
no how to make his singtel rocket up $3
says:
CCB
says:
then i can fulfil y dreams
Bob says:
and ccb to u....mine is not the ccb most people ccb in and out...mine means...CIAO, CHEERIO ....BYE
Bob says:
better than ur standard...ccb...
says:
I CCB THAT HORSE FACE
Bob says:
u gay huh
says:
negative
Bob says:
that's a horse u know...u in beastility...
says:
but regretted watching brokeback mountain
says:
freaking gay show
Bob says:
what...touching what...
says:
cocks and cocks.. nothing but more cocks
says:
touch your own cock
says:
more touching
says:
and tentalising
Bob says:
but dun watch already start falling in love with me...hor...me monk wannabe ..golden virge in 24K mint condition....
Bob says:
alamak..u like local boy haven't drink salt water...and claim u were in oz...got bedek one or not
says:
are you going to keep your virginity till .....
Bob says:
next life......:)
cont'd...the complimentary msn...:
says:
or else my chef cant cook for nuts
says:
and my cafe will close down in no time
Bob says:
how much huh u pay me....not another free filipino maid hor
says:
by performance base
says:
the number of plates you sell... the more you make
Bob says:
hello..teetu pink money easy to make than any u know...cos teetus damn willing to pay and love getting eletrocuted by my electric gazing eyes....aunties killer dun pray pray
Bob says:
wow..u sibei keng hor...but still better than kel free and must come out money some more...
From: ilovesg 16:23
To: leetahsar 1461 of 1498
83628.1461 in reply to 83628.1460
Wow if such salad is able to make all guys' JOHN powerful . you would be a rich guy where this joint only frequented by MEN of ALL AGES . Women would like men to last as long as possible and thats a fact.
says:
or else my chef cant cook for nuts
says:
and my cafe will close down in no time
Bob says:
how much huh u pay me....not another free filipino maid hor
says:
by performance base
says:
the number of plates you sell... the more you make
Bob says:
hello..teetu pink money easy to make than any u know...cos teetus damn willing to pay and love getting eletrocuted by my electric gazing eyes....aunties killer dun pray pray
Bob says:
wow..u sibei keng hor...but still better than kel free and must come out money some more...
From: ilovesg 16:23
To: leetahsar 1461 of 1498
83628.1461 in reply to 83628.1460
Wow if such salad is able to make all guys' JOHN powerful . you would be a rich guy where this joint only frequented by MEN of ALL AGES . Women would like men to last as long as possible and thats a fact.
TESTIMONY OF ONE JOKER WHO ATE MY POWER TO THE JOHN POTATO SALAD:
\From: ilovesg 15:44
To: leetahsar 1458 of 1498
83628.1458 in reply to 83628.1441
Oh man such a group sounds pretty fun. but the name is not reallythat good. Anyway congrats on being conferred the presidency of ths FOSC but of course you must blanjah them alot for having such a prestigious post. lol. cheers
MY REPLY TO HIM:
From: ilovesg 15:44
To: leetahsar 1458 of 1498
83628.1458 in reply to 83628.1441
Oh man such a group sounds pretty fun. but the name is not reallythat good. Anyway congrats on being conferred the presidency of ths FOSC but of course you must blanjah them alot for having such a prestigious post. lol. cheers
oh yes...just belanja them my new invention of potato salad using my homegrown power rosemary...after eating hor...power to the john!!
and one of them just testified to me he powered his gf and made her moaned the whole nite...he wants some more this weekend for him and gf...and he also can moan jus as loud...hahahaha...;9)
Bob says:
rosemary...the fresh one i grow myself...very very aprodisaic
says:
i was indeed horny
says:
had the bull run all night long
says:
CUNT HOLE
says:
and HOLE IN ONE
Bob says:
like real...
says:
NO SPACE FOR TWO
Bob says:
huh...3some
says:
hey when can y girl try your potato salad you ade for e yesterday and also when can both of us try your spagghetti
says:
can i eploy you to be y chef when i open up a cafe>
says:
but no teetu hanging in y cafe
\From: ilovesg 15:44
To: leetahsar 1458 of 1498
83628.1458 in reply to 83628.1441
Oh man such a group sounds pretty fun. but the name is not reallythat good. Anyway congrats on being conferred the presidency of ths FOSC but of course you must blanjah them alot for having such a prestigious post. lol. cheers
MY REPLY TO HIM:
From: ilovesg 15:44
To: leetahsar 1458 of 1498
83628.1458 in reply to 83628.1441
Oh man such a group sounds pretty fun. but the name is not reallythat good. Anyway congrats on being conferred the presidency of ths FOSC but of course you must blanjah them alot for having such a prestigious post. lol. cheers
oh yes...just belanja them my new invention of potato salad using my homegrown power rosemary...after eating hor...power to the john!!
and one of them just testified to me he powered his gf and made her moaned the whole nite...he wants some more this weekend for him and gf...and he also can moan jus as loud...hahahaha...;9)
Bob says:
rosemary...the fresh one i grow myself...very very aprodisaic
says:
i was indeed horny
says:
had the bull run all night long
says:
CUNT HOLE
says:
and HOLE IN ONE
Bob says:
like real...
says:
NO SPACE FOR TWO
Bob says:
huh...3some
says:
hey when can y girl try your potato salad you ade for e yesterday and also when can both of us try your spagghetti
says:
can i eploy you to be y chef when i open up a cafe>
says:
but no teetu hanging in y cafe
MY POWER DEADLY POTATO SALAD....
RECIPE:
branded potato...not local one very greenish smell local ones.
a bag of either RUSSETT, burbanks, bastagi, desiree - ex pink type or the super ex purplish potato, yukon more ex than desire...
choose only one type..choose about 4 or 5 good size ones with no shoots forming in the eyes...those are dead old ones which should ve been discarded.
homegrown rosemary a few sprigs - cut into fine chips
few pcs small butter blocks unsalted
a packet of ham chips - cheap or
minced beef - this one better - more power
creamy mayonaisse - 1 small bottle
red wine - i once used CAMUS FINE WINE....ABOUT $120/BTL OF 75CL
pinch of salt
organic soya sauce....(suppose to using it for nephew's food but he dosen't like...damn super EX a small bottle>$20)
parsley flakes from MASTER'S
virgin olive oil
sesame oil
black pepper
cumins
cinnamomum powder
finely chopped garlic about 1 tablespoon
parmesan cheese - to put in only after everything cooked and ready to serve.
method:
wash potatoes with veggie soap solution and brush skin clean from soil
add 1 or 2 tablespoon virgin olive oil into AMC pot (about>2k per set) or other stainless steel pot....
throw in finely cut up rosemary leaves, parsley flakes, 2 to 3 pcs small butter blocks.
pour in about 50 cc red wine. sprinkle a pinch of salt.
pour in about 4 tablespoon sesame oil, a few spray of organic soya sauce, few generous dash of black pepper and mincedd garlic.
stir with spoon and mix thoroughly and let it sit for a while...like maybe 5 minutes...
on stove to large fire. place the AMC pot over it. observed the needle. when needle hits 1 mark, open lid and stir and toss the potatoes. cover and continue heating. tone down flame to low.
when needle hits another mark, open and stir again. cover and stir again on the next mark.
continue repeating this every mark the needle hits. test the texture of potato. if cooked should be soft to bite.
when reach this stage, throw in the mayonaisse. stir through thoroughly...and let it continue to cook.
when potatoes soften, off flame and add in parmesan cheese either the grated one or powdered one. i prefer the last one....and hit one more round for about 5 minutes. so that parmesan cheese powder forms a crispy crust over the potatoes.
off flame. ready to serve.
unfinished porting can be kept in tupperware and put into fridge. taste better when cold.
happy cooking. healthy, good...and definitely POWER TO THE JOHN!!!
RECIPE:
branded potato...not local one very greenish smell local ones.
a bag of either RUSSETT, burbanks, bastagi, desiree - ex pink type or the super ex purplish potato, yukon more ex than desire...
choose only one type..choose about 4 or 5 good size ones with no shoots forming in the eyes...those are dead old ones which should ve been discarded.
homegrown rosemary a few sprigs - cut into fine chips
few pcs small butter blocks unsalted
a packet of ham chips - cheap or
minced beef - this one better - more power
creamy mayonaisse - 1 small bottle
red wine - i once used CAMUS FINE WINE....ABOUT $120/BTL OF 75CL
pinch of salt
organic soya sauce....(suppose to using it for nephew's food but he dosen't like...damn super EX a small bottle>$20)
parsley flakes from MASTER'S
virgin olive oil
sesame oil
black pepper
cumins
cinnamomum powder
finely chopped garlic about 1 tablespoon
parmesan cheese - to put in only after everything cooked and ready to serve.
method:
wash potatoes with veggie soap solution and brush skin clean from soil
add 1 or 2 tablespoon virgin olive oil into AMC pot (about>2k per set) or other stainless steel pot....
throw in finely cut up rosemary leaves, parsley flakes, 2 to 3 pcs small butter blocks.
pour in about 50 cc red wine. sprinkle a pinch of salt.
pour in about 4 tablespoon sesame oil, a few spray of organic soya sauce, few generous dash of black pepper and mincedd garlic.
stir with spoon and mix thoroughly and let it sit for a while...like maybe 5 minutes...
on stove to large fire. place the AMC pot over it. observed the needle. when needle hits 1 mark, open lid and stir and toss the potatoes. cover and continue heating. tone down flame to low.
when needle hits another mark, open and stir again. cover and stir again on the next mark.
continue repeating this every mark the needle hits. test the texture of potato. if cooked should be soft to bite.
when reach this stage, throw in the mayonaisse. stir through thoroughly...and let it continue to cook.
when potatoes soften, off flame and add in parmesan cheese either the grated one or powdered one. i prefer the last one....and hit one more round for about 5 minutes. so that parmesan cheese powder forms a crispy crust over the potatoes.
off flame. ready to serve.
unfinished porting can be kept in tupperware and put into fridge. taste better when cold.
happy cooking. healthy, good...and definitely POWER TO THE JOHN!!!
Sunday, March 12, 2006
MY WEIRD FT TENANT....the real person he is.....???
yesterday nite was out with the gang of godsons, surprisingly sibeipine joined us. this joker is a loner. he can only entertain very close pals like maybe 1 to 3 only...the rest of the godsons were totally of no interest to him.
i was talking with him and a fella pal whom he introduced to me. were laughing, drinking and talking all kinds of topics under the sky.
suddenly sibeikang, his elder brother called. and me the big goon asked him to come newton hc to join us.
and he came. not alone but along with wifey chinjiagong and the whole gang of godsons......when sibeipine saw them, he turned gloomy and doomy....and stopped talking...just drank his bottles of beer after big bottles....
finally almost 2.30am, board meeting over. we dispersed.
i was worried for sibeipine...and told beikang to drive him home....chinjiagong could drive his mini austin back on her own...beipine rejected and insisted on driving on his own back...so be it...
another godson drove me home. upon reaching home, the phone rang. it was sibeipine. he was down....he was sad...he was crying....MY GOD!!
and he started pouring out his troubled soul onto me...halfway through, the weird FT IT tenant came out from his room. threw me a slip which said: CAN U PLS BE QUIET, I NEED TO SLEEP! THANK YOU!
Then returned to his room and slammed the door behind him. i was blurred...now what was wrong with this joker?....another "troubled" soul?
on the other hand, i couldn't forsake sibeipine who was so sad over gfs matters....he got 2 and looked like it was a deja vu. both decided to leave him for good. he sad :(
he was now quite hooleey mooleey...so i switched from monk wannabe to bloody pastor wannabe...and spoke to him about the love of CHRIST...and without knowing it, i was soon teaching him to pray to our holy father....
MY HOLY FATHER IN HEAVEN...PLS GUIDE THIS TROUBLE SOUL...PLS GIVE ME PEACE AND REST SO THAT MY TURMOILED HEART COULD FEEL UR PEACE AND LOVE.....I PRAY NOW IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY SPIRIT AND OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST....AMEN....
and he was touched to tears. he told me he instantly felt much better...
suddenly the weird FT IT tenant's door swung open again. he walked out of his room in a huff and puff. went straight to the main door...opened and slamming it behind him!
it startled me. i was blur. what's gotten into this young chap?? like kena raped like that! i was holding a cordless phone so i went outside, looked down from my unit to see where he was going at this hour...almost 3.30am now...
he went to the shelter below and gong gong sat there. me....i BLUR...I LEDI BLUR!!!
after his loud slamming which awoke lauhankoo next door. he came over...and without 3 by 7 = 21, started blasting his stereo at me...now me really BLURR!! and over the phone, sibeipine heard the screaming from lauhan...and he apologised to ve gotten me into trouble and hang up....
now i was alone in the house...BLUR LIKE A SOTONG...WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ALL THESE PEOPLE THIS MORNING???
all like eaten some kind of explosive TNT like that...and i realised the ft it tenant had behind my back tekan me....he must ve complained to lauhankoo about me...about what? i was still BLURR!
and to think i bought instant coffee, eggs, instant noodles of many flavour, fruits and sugarfree fruit juices - which he was about to finish the second packet of BIG PRAWN INSTANT NOODLE soon...why was he behaving thus???
i can only deduce. when u treated people nice; doesn't mean he would reciprocrate a good deed. instead he arrowed me from behind knowing lauhankoo treats him like god cos of his rental....
i just treated him to timsum not long ago when i kena lottery...and now he was biting back at the hands that fed him....sad...:(
I AM REALLY REALLY BLUR....HOW HUH??
i went back to embrace the compassion within my heart...and come to be enlightened that....NEVER MIND...HE'S TROUBLED...SO LET IT BE...IT'S OK...HE TOOK OUT HIS FRUSTRATION AND ANGUISH ON ME..IT'S OK.....i understand...and i chanted him a silent prayer for peace of mind....ornitoufo to him.......;9)
and also a big ornitoufo to sibeipine...and one to sibeikang...both thesr brothers like got clouds hanging over their foreheads....everyone's got problem except this goon...whose problems are their problems...haizz!
and paiseh...striked lottery again...7952.....which can out 3x liao...2795 - lst prize last sunday. 7952 consolation on last wed....and again 7952 yesterday....pai seh...this month allowances ...er...NO PROBLEM LIAO....hahahahah...;9)
yesterday nite was out with the gang of godsons, surprisingly sibeipine joined us. this joker is a loner. he can only entertain very close pals like maybe 1 to 3 only...the rest of the godsons were totally of no interest to him.
i was talking with him and a fella pal whom he introduced to me. were laughing, drinking and talking all kinds of topics under the sky.
suddenly sibeikang, his elder brother called. and me the big goon asked him to come newton hc to join us.
and he came. not alone but along with wifey chinjiagong and the whole gang of godsons......when sibeipine saw them, he turned gloomy and doomy....and stopped talking...just drank his bottles of beer after big bottles....
finally almost 2.30am, board meeting over. we dispersed.
i was worried for sibeipine...and told beikang to drive him home....chinjiagong could drive his mini austin back on her own...beipine rejected and insisted on driving on his own back...so be it...
another godson drove me home. upon reaching home, the phone rang. it was sibeipine. he was down....he was sad...he was crying....MY GOD!!
and he started pouring out his troubled soul onto me...halfway through, the weird FT IT tenant came out from his room. threw me a slip which said: CAN U PLS BE QUIET, I NEED TO SLEEP! THANK YOU!
Then returned to his room and slammed the door behind him. i was blurred...now what was wrong with this joker?....another "troubled" soul?
on the other hand, i couldn't forsake sibeipine who was so sad over gfs matters....he got 2 and looked like it was a deja vu. both decided to leave him for good. he sad :(
he was now quite hooleey mooleey...so i switched from monk wannabe to bloody pastor wannabe...and spoke to him about the love of CHRIST...and without knowing it, i was soon teaching him to pray to our holy father....
MY HOLY FATHER IN HEAVEN...PLS GUIDE THIS TROUBLE SOUL...PLS GIVE ME PEACE AND REST SO THAT MY TURMOILED HEART COULD FEEL UR PEACE AND LOVE.....I PRAY NOW IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY SPIRIT AND OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST....AMEN....
and he was touched to tears. he told me he instantly felt much better...
suddenly the weird FT IT tenant's door swung open again. he walked out of his room in a huff and puff. went straight to the main door...opened and slamming it behind him!
it startled me. i was blur. what's gotten into this young chap?? like kena raped like that! i was holding a cordless phone so i went outside, looked down from my unit to see where he was going at this hour...almost 3.30am now...
he went to the shelter below and gong gong sat there. me....i BLUR...I LEDI BLUR!!!
after his loud slamming which awoke lauhankoo next door. he came over...and without 3 by 7 = 21, started blasting his stereo at me...now me really BLURR!! and over the phone, sibeipine heard the screaming from lauhan...and he apologised to ve gotten me into trouble and hang up....
now i was alone in the house...BLUR LIKE A SOTONG...WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ALL THESE PEOPLE THIS MORNING???
all like eaten some kind of explosive TNT like that...and i realised the ft it tenant had behind my back tekan me....he must ve complained to lauhankoo about me...about what? i was still BLURR!
and to think i bought instant coffee, eggs, instant noodles of many flavour, fruits and sugarfree fruit juices - which he was about to finish the second packet of BIG PRAWN INSTANT NOODLE soon...why was he behaving thus???
i can only deduce. when u treated people nice; doesn't mean he would reciprocrate a good deed. instead he arrowed me from behind knowing lauhankoo treats him like god cos of his rental....
i just treated him to timsum not long ago when i kena lottery...and now he was biting back at the hands that fed him....sad...:(
I AM REALLY REALLY BLUR....HOW HUH??
i went back to embrace the compassion within my heart...and come to be enlightened that....NEVER MIND...HE'S TROUBLED...SO LET IT BE...IT'S OK...HE TOOK OUT HIS FRUSTRATION AND ANGUISH ON ME..IT'S OK.....i understand...and i chanted him a silent prayer for peace of mind....ornitoufo to him.......;9)
and also a big ornitoufo to sibeipine...and one to sibeikang...both thesr brothers like got clouds hanging over their foreheads....everyone's got problem except this goon...whose problems are their problems...haizz!
and paiseh...striked lottery again...7952.....which can out 3x liao...2795 - lst prize last sunday. 7952 consolation on last wed....and again 7952 yesterday....pai seh...this month allowances ...er...NO PROBLEM LIAO....hahahahah...;9)
ME AND MY PAST WEIRD PETS....
oh if i tell u about my past pets ur jaws will drop....i got pyschic link with them...
i got a baby praying mantis which i adopted and kept it to roam freely among my shui mei. and the funny part i trained it how to attack or catch preys...
i fed it well with dug out food debris among my teeth...u know char siew, chicken scraps that were lodged in between and dug out by toothpick.....and i fed it to my cute little bb mantis.
it even grew up to be a very pretty girl mantis...i know cos me an horticulturist....and for the last time...i patted my mantis...yes...i patted her. she was such a good girl but she needed to find a mate....and so she waved goodbye at me...and off she flew....
next my cute cute puffer fish which i found in the lift landing....there was three in a small plastic cup of water. so i adopted them.
in the end, left one...the strongest one ate up the other 2...no joke...and i started training it too.
again with my sliver of dug out food from my teeth on a toothpick. i held it above the water. my puffer would surface, gorged up his tummy and started squirting stream of water to hit the sliver of food on toothpick.
food fell and puffer supped it. as i got many potted plants, i bred a special pot of small spiral snails and fed that to puffer.
she loved it and would use her strong beaked mouth to crash the snail, eating the soft morsels and expelling the crushed shells through its gill.
very interesting to watch. u can hear the crunching sound even....but in the end, puffer was brutally murdered by lauhankoo...who fed it with big piece of cooked shrimp. the shrimp is adulterated with oil from mum's cooking...and the next day, my puffer was floating tummy up.....DEAD!!.;(
then...there were my cute cute spider training program...and all weird things i trained my pets like stick insects, dragonfly, beetles, dogs, ducks, chicken , rooster, guinea pigs, hamster, rabbits, grass snake, bb cobra,...etc...u name it most like i had and trained them before...
currently training my 4 yrs old nephew...to be a trick ah boy...intend to bring him for 7th mth ge tai...then i will be FATT KA BEH JIN CHU......hahahaha....;9)
if u like my weird and uncanny pets that i used to have and trained....buy tickets now....;9)
oh if i tell u about my past pets ur jaws will drop....i got pyschic link with them...
i got a baby praying mantis which i adopted and kept it to roam freely among my shui mei. and the funny part i trained it how to attack or catch preys...
i fed it well with dug out food debris among my teeth...u know char siew, chicken scraps that were lodged in between and dug out by toothpick.....and i fed it to my cute little bb mantis.
it even grew up to be a very pretty girl mantis...i know cos me an horticulturist....and for the last time...i patted my mantis...yes...i patted her. she was such a good girl but she needed to find a mate....and so she waved goodbye at me...and off she flew....
next my cute cute puffer fish which i found in the lift landing....there was three in a small plastic cup of water. so i adopted them.
in the end, left one...the strongest one ate up the other 2...no joke...and i started training it too.
again with my sliver of dug out food from my teeth on a toothpick. i held it above the water. my puffer would surface, gorged up his tummy and started squirting stream of water to hit the sliver of food on toothpick.
food fell and puffer supped it. as i got many potted plants, i bred a special pot of small spiral snails and fed that to puffer.
she loved it and would use her strong beaked mouth to crash the snail, eating the soft morsels and expelling the crushed shells through its gill.
very interesting to watch. u can hear the crunching sound even....but in the end, puffer was brutally murdered by lauhankoo...who fed it with big piece of cooked shrimp. the shrimp is adulterated with oil from mum's cooking...and the next day, my puffer was floating tummy up.....DEAD!!.;(
then...there were my cute cute spider training program...and all weird things i trained my pets like stick insects, dragonfly, beetles, dogs, ducks, chicken , rooster, guinea pigs, hamster, rabbits, grass snake, bb cobra,...etc...u name it most like i had and trained them before...
currently training my 4 yrs old nephew...to be a trick ah boy...intend to bring him for 7th mth ge tai...then i will be FATT KA BEH JIN CHU......hahahaha....;9)
if u like my weird and uncanny pets that i used to have and trained....buy tickets now....;9)
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
From: BabaEro11 18:39
To: leetahsar 1379 of 1389
83628.1379 in reply to 83628.1378
you left out the interesting part of ruan mian mian with you together under the thunderstorm. what both of you did?
From: leetahsar 19:18
To: BabaEro11 unread 1380 of 1389
83628.1380 in reply to 83628.1379
that pare, is the beauty of my creativity...to get u involved...that would be ur say now...ur story and the homework to hand in to me....ok...
u hantam lah...anything can happen what...once black out in stormy thundery night....hahahahaha ';9)
From: aussiebiz 19:30
To: leetahsar 1381 of 1389
83628.1381 in reply to 83628.1380
Eh brother I suggest you publish the stories in this thread. I started your Cambodian story this morning. Haven't continue reading yet. Maybe later tonight if. Looks like hellava long story.
From: leetahsar 19:46
To: aussiebiz unread 1382 of 1389
83628.1382 in reply to 83628.1381
u really think my stories are zany and interesting?
how to publish? me retire...and totally no income...what if i use my money and then can't even sell a copy...i die pain pain u know....:(
i wait for some destined guy out there who's engrossed captivated by it lor...if not...so be it...and let it be...
it wasn't my intention to publicise or expect even people to read it...i just write for the passion of writing and sharing my cartoonic life stories...hahahaha....;9)
the last part of the thundery night....not true ok...added ingredients...yes raining...but no...NO RUAN MIAN MIAN..OK...I LEAVE THAT TO UR OWN IMAGINATION...u r welcome to write out that part for me...;9)
me still a golden virge in mint condition. as for the whatever meis hor...jus some jokers adding into the fun.....but none from my camp...checked already....
From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 20:12
To: leetahsar 1383 of 1389
83628.1383 in reply to 83628.1382
"me retire...and totally no income"
yr rental n indian chief's coffee moni leh? If u realli need more moni for publication, maybe u k ask "aussiebiz" for few hundred thousands loan. Interest free, u know!
From: leetahsar 20:17
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1384 of 1389
83628.1384 in reply to 83628.1383
then he publishes lor...and be my fairy godfather...and u can be his elf....:9)
From: leetahsar 20:21
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1385 of 1389
83628.1385 in reply to 83628.1383
the rental hor...lauhankoo sup to sperm missile cheena spider spirits...in fact now with tenant hor..i got to pay extra PUB, buy more eggs, coffee and of course instant noodles for the poor kena sacked tenant....and all these out of my own pocket hor...so what do i benefit? NOTHING.
as for the kopi money from the indian chief...u already answered ur own question...INDIAN CHIEF...sometime happy pay...most of the time unhappy, no need to pay...then how?
His parang is bigger than my club scot knife.....:(
{yr rental n indian chief's coffee moni leh?}
To: leetahsar 1379 of 1389
83628.1379 in reply to 83628.1378
you left out the interesting part of ruan mian mian with you together under the thunderstorm. what both of you did?
From: leetahsar 19:18
To: BabaEro11 unread 1380 of 1389
83628.1380 in reply to 83628.1379
that pare, is the beauty of my creativity...to get u involved...that would be ur say now...ur story and the homework to hand in to me....ok...
u hantam lah...anything can happen what...once black out in stormy thundery night....hahahahaha ';9)
From: aussiebiz 19:30
To: leetahsar 1381 of 1389
83628.1381 in reply to 83628.1380
Eh brother I suggest you publish the stories in this thread. I started your Cambodian story this morning. Haven't continue reading yet. Maybe later tonight if. Looks like hellava long story.
From: leetahsar 19:46
To: aussiebiz unread 1382 of 1389
83628.1382 in reply to 83628.1381
u really think my stories are zany and interesting?
how to publish? me retire...and totally no income...what if i use my money and then can't even sell a copy...i die pain pain u know....:(
i wait for some destined guy out there who's engrossed captivated by it lor...if not...so be it...and let it be...
it wasn't my intention to publicise or expect even people to read it...i just write for the passion of writing and sharing my cartoonic life stories...hahahaha....;9)
the last part of the thundery night....not true ok...added ingredients...yes raining...but no...NO RUAN MIAN MIAN..OK...I LEAVE THAT TO UR OWN IMAGINATION...u r welcome to write out that part for me...;9)
me still a golden virge in mint condition. as for the whatever meis hor...jus some jokers adding into the fun.....but none from my camp...checked already....
From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 20:12
To: leetahsar 1383 of 1389
83628.1383 in reply to 83628.1382
"me retire...and totally no income"
yr rental n indian chief's coffee moni leh? If u realli need more moni for publication, maybe u k ask "aussiebiz" for few hundred thousands loan. Interest free, u know!
From: leetahsar 20:17
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1384 of 1389
83628.1384 in reply to 83628.1383
then he publishes lor...and be my fairy godfather...and u can be his elf....:9)
From: leetahsar 20:21
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1385 of 1389
83628.1385 in reply to 83628.1383
the rental hor...lauhankoo sup to sperm missile cheena spider spirits...in fact now with tenant hor..i got to pay extra PUB, buy more eggs, coffee and of course instant noodles for the poor kena sacked tenant....and all these out of my own pocket hor...so what do i benefit? NOTHING.
as for the kopi money from the indian chief...u already answered ur own question...INDIAN CHIEF...sometime happy pay...most of the time unhappy, no need to pay...then how?
His parang is bigger than my club scot knife.....:(
{yr rental n indian chief's coffee moni leh?}
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