Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Coffee Shop Talk - UPHEAVAL OF LEETAHSAR.....

From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 19-Mar 00:46
To: leetahsar 1626 of 1641

83628.1626 in reply to 83628.1622

"....and i need to apologise for my show of anger too"

Apologise for fark?

Should be:-

leetahsar: 在我的字典里面, 没有"道歉"这两个字!

From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 19-Mar 00:49
To: leetahsar 1627 of 1641

83628.1627 in reply to 83628.1622

"tonight, the sisters with nephew and cute cute dole eyed niece were here for big makan."

How cum neber invite me leh, i want to eat leh!


From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 19-Mar 00:53
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1628 of 1641

83628.1628 in reply to 83628.1627



After makan, k go par tor with her. Will bring her back b4 midnite, k?


From: leetahsar 19-Mar 11:36
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1630 of 1641

83628.1630 in reply to 83628.1628

wah! u so romantic...can bring hoi jie instead....LAU KUAY BU'S TONIC still the best u know...

cute cute niece mustn't be distracted. she gotta to catch up with study and i make sure she finishes it hor....u mess with her hor...me patho with u even more romantically...u want?....;9)

From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 19-Mar 12:33
To: leetahsar 1631 of 1641

83628.1631 in reply to 83628.1630

i k tutor her for free wat....few Aces a semester should nt be a problem lah! BTW, she from which poly n ahper course. i k teach biz/engineering/laws/cooking....wat's else leh?

From: leetahsar 19-Mar 18:42
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1632 of 1641

83628.1632 in reply to 83628.1631

patho - ology....ur favorite subject ...u forgot huh?

From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 19-Mar 19:14
To: leetahsar 1633 of 1641

83628.1633 in reply to 83628.1632

tahsar, u have been feeding me with craps the whole day 2day, u know! k u talk porpre or nt n tell me she is from which poly n wat course she studies? Thank u!

From: aussiebiz 19-Mar 21:01
To: leetahsar 1634 of 1641

83628.1634 in reply to 83628.1629

The difference between men and women:

Men - listen with the right ear and come out through the left

Women - listen with both ears and come out through the mouth


From: leetahsar 19-Mar 22:28
To: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 1635 of 1641

83628.1635 in reply to 83628.1633

wah! u very greedy hor...got mei mei by ur side still think of my underaged niece....maybe u can patho me...i come....u want?

From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 19-Mar 22:43
To: leetahsar 1636 of 1641

83628.1636 in reply to 83628.1635

Wat crap? i where got mei mei? she where got underage?

From: BabaEro11 19-Mar 22:54
To: leetahsar 1637 of 1641

83628.1637 in reply to 83628.1635

your twin daughters, how?

From: leetahsar 19-Mar 23:11
To: BabaEro11 1638 of 1641

83628.1638 in reply to 83628.1637

that one i dunno...anyway today's f o c class wasn't too bad...got about 15 pax...but those who got the news from internet...they din id themselves...so now ...i am disadvantage...they saw me and knew who i am n how i look like...and exactly how goon i am...BUT I DUNNO THEM...ASKED THEM AND NO ONE TOLD ME THEIR NICS...AND THEIR NAMES...LIKE MR OW..OR MISS CHAN...etc....am i go tell them I AM LEETAHSAR.....jialat...;(

From: BabaEro11 19-Mar 23:54
To: leetahsar 1639 of 1641

83628.1639 in reply to 83628.1638

Pare, since they know you now, can you post your photo here?

You are doing a good deed, it might help you end your "forced retirement".

THIS MORNING I TOUCHED MY FT IT TENANT UNTIL HE CRIED....

THIS MORNING I TOUCHED MY FT IT TENANT UNTIL HE CRIED....

oh shit! what the hell are going into all ur blains!!??

i touched him through my words not my octopus tentacles! when i typed out that title above, suddenly i sensed ...HELL! I GIVING THE WRONG IMPRESSION ABOUT MYSELF AGAIN....JIALAT!!

was up at about 6am this morning. couldn't sleep. was sweating like mad. even the pillow was dripping with sweat(exaggerate a bit)...my wall fan was full blast but it was really freaking fucking hot!!!...;9(

so was up already ...couldn't sleep any more. watch cartoon on channel 8.

6.30a.m. 'it's A SMALL SMALL WORLD...DA..DDA...DA..DADA..." went my weird FT IT's alarm clock.....no response after he banged the clock and cut off the musical alarm.

door still din open. must be sleeping again. i beckon to mamalee...hand signing her whether to go bang the door to wake him up. mamalee shook her head and gave a "DUN FUCK CARE" him signal...so i dun care lor and proceed to read today's shittytimes...

CLICK! the door knob twisted and the door opened....blur blur the tenant walked out...goodness! morning erection u know!....the way he walked like his "extra leg" was in the way of his normal legs or what...

he went to the toilet...here is a catch....get this all horny guys who anyhow pee during morning erection...

my weird tenant put down the toilet seat, sat on it petitely and pee...no wonder there was always no trace of stray urine spray when he went to the toilet in the morning.....so that was how he did it...by sitting and pee during morning erection...cleber hor this boy!

while he was brushing, i couldn't stand it any longer....i blurted out to him. "ah boy, do u know why that day i scolded and fucked u like anything?" i started....

"mmmph nmmph!" he mumbled with his mouth full of colgate lather and turned to glance at me in the hall.

"the silly lauhankoo early in the morning without even washing up, went to ur room, took the stupid broken swivel chair and repaired it..." i narrated the whole story, Then i was on the internet writing my bo liao threads....and he came to irritate me asking me to repair for him...of course i fuck care him right?"

"nmmph....!" he was washing his face with facial foam now.

I continued, "so he bei soong(unhappy) and started stereo me...of course i blast back my lagi(even) louder woofer stereo at him.....i clenched my fist....and he scare...he char bok next door...only to go irritate mamalee..."

"oh is it?!!" ah boy was suddenly enlightened.

"Ya, i heard mama lee screaming at him and asked him to go to hell...she couldn't bend on her knees.... how to help him...GO TO HELL U FUCKING IDIOT!@#5&*$!!...." i told that was what i thought i heard all the super foul words coming out from mamalee...gave me a shock!

"so u see the bloody lauhankoo can drive both of us up the wall!" i continued. "then i sms u...and instead of saying a simple THANK U...u gave me all the craps...and i snapped! so that's why my offensive 'fuck u ungrateful fuck'...so if u were hurt...i apologise now..."

ah boy was eyes reddened liao...he choked on emotion...he couldn't utter a word..."me also sorry for my rudeness....sorry..." his voice shaky and like close to tears...

"U see boy....all the troubles and unpleasantries and unhappiness that are happening in these 2 pigeonholes are always caused and started by the bloody bo liao lauhankoo father of me...he such a fucking jerk!"

i looked at him...aiyah! might as well touched him until he released - tears not ur sperm missiles...sheesh!

"u see ah boy, old man only interested in ur $300 rent...not in u...u pay him the money, u r god to him...." i explained, "mamalee and i treat u nice cos we treat u like a guest and pal and someone's precious son from a distant land...we din benefit a bit from the rental...u see all those noodles, coffees, fruits...everything...i bought one...not the bloody lau han...the money u gave, he goes spiders hunting...u know hor..."

this was the last straw....he was too touched...he cried...i touched him until he cried...steady poon pee pee hor this supposed to be bloody pastor....power man!...power man, man!

and a final blow..."why u so cartoon and complain to lauhankoo about why i scolded u....if u calmed urself, u should know that lauhan is the cause of all the evils here..."

after sayng this, all was forgiven..and hopefully forgotten...i made the espresso italian coffee my italian gf monica sent me...shit expiring soon - better use more powder if not expired...all wasted..

i filtered cos got the fine insoluble beans a steamy hot cup for ah boy. as he sipped, i asked him, "so r still moving out?...cos if u do, me go get my dayak sarawak pal and his jumbo daughter to move in..."

he shook vehemently his head...and shrieked, "NO LAH!...ME STAYING PUT LAH....dun chase me out lah!...i fully understand ur predicament...only this morning..u know..." he sipped and enjoyed the strong aromatic italian espresso...and ate my breads...and boiled 2 of my eggs...and supped my kaya...and butter and EX diabetic jam..and sugar...and cream...and mati...i got to feed him all over again...l;9(

now really the end!....;9)

Terrible Pickup Lines

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."


Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the Venereal Disease Clinic."



Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"

Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."


Man: "Is this seat empty?"

Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."


Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"


Man: "Your place or mine?"

Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."



Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."



Man: "What sign were you born under?"

Woman: "No Parking."



Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do Not Enter."



Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized!"



Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"



Man: "I can tell that you want me."

Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."



Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"

Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."



Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"

Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"



Man: "Your hair color is fabulous."

Woman: "Thank you. It's in aisle three at the corner drug store."



Man: "Your body is like a temple."

Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."


Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."



If you thought these were funny, send them to a friend!

concluding part ....MY WEIRD FT IT TENANT....

concluding part ....MY WEIRD FT IT TENANT....

tonight, the sisters with nephew and cute cute dole eyed niece were here for big makan. i cooked up a storm and threw in my newly invented power salad cos the sisters brought back a quite expensive tarragon in olive oil....specially shiok for salad dressing...no cholesterol..all natural....

(my special power salad consists of romaine lettuce, carrot, celery, tomato, kiwi, strawberry, pumpkin seed, GRANNY SMITH green appled, yellow bell EX sweet pepper and the aussie tarragon olive as dressing).

during the makan, the sisters were remarking that i did wrong by scolding the weird FT IT tenant. they said it wasn't my style to treat stranger so cruelly...actually i quite agreed with them...it WAS NOT my style .....but then how...already scolded...and he cried to mamalee and the bloody lauhankoo.

he was so defiant and arrogant...i tot i had to knock him off from his self constructed airyness.....but maybe i went too fuck...i mean too far....:9(

as we were eating and chatting, suddenly my handphone beeped...sms from the weird FT tenant....

what surprise: i guess both of us also don like to live under unhappy situation. if any misunderstandingi apologise for myrude behaviourn yesterday. understanding and tolerant is the best communication tools. thanks.....ah boy

i was like victorious over some lameless argument and show the sms to the sisters...they smiled and knew what i intended to do...so i sms reply:

FORGIVE AND FORGET....HOPE U LEARN TO BE MORE MINDFUL ABOUT THE THINGS WE DID FOR U...AND APPRECIATE IT. O MAN TREATS U GOOD COS U PAY HIM $. ME AND MAMALEE TREAT U GOOD COS WE TAKE U AS A GUEST AND PAL....

is my ordeal with my weird FT IT tenant over? dunno...cos i jus sensed...maybe i could be wrong...what he wasn't sincere? ...u know jus acting it out only...cos if he doesn't humble down, he has to honor and validate his angry words...that is the get the hell out end of this month...

none of the outcome benefits him...if he could get a new landlord, u think there would be freebies for him....wait long long....only from this goon and his goonier kind-hearted mamalee that he enjoys all this freebies.

there isn't any benefit to us at all...the money (the only benefit in terms of rent) goes to lauhankoo who happily use it for target spider training in hyaadai...

what do me and mum benefit? nothing...buying and refilling more eggs, coffee powder, sugar, fruits, instant noodles, bread, milk...etc.....we unwittingly incur higher expenditure costs...and poor old me is bearing the PUB for 2 units pigeobhole....so where's any good for us?

TOTALLY NONE....the only thing we benefit is he allows us to bring forth our compassion which before this whole incident like thrown to the wind...

hopefully, i pray he's more mindful of the things me and mum did for him...we understand he's a young guy lacking the warmth of home...coming all the way here from ipoh...both of us would like to make him as homely as possible...cos he is also somebody's son....

do hope he appreciates us instead of treating us like bigger fools and we gong gong goons taken in by his academy award wayang...i only hope he is sincere and real...and not insidous craftiness to exploit us further...

ornitoufo...he's now one of my biggest test too...hopefully i can teach me to embrace his inner compassion and become a better person than what he used to be...

peace be with him....and i need to apologise for my show of anger too....i stupidly allowed my egoistic mind to control over my compassionate heart...chui guo chui guo..to me....

...the end?.....

10 HUSBANDS AND STILL A VIRGIN...

A lawyer married a woman who had
previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."



"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that
be if you've been married ten times?"



"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.



Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.



Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.



Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.



Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.



Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.



Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him!



But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

BEING A TRUE FRIEND

being a True Friend


The day I met you
I found a friend
And a friendship that
I pray will never end.

Your smile so sweet
And so bright
Kept me going
When day was as dark as night.

You never ever judged me,
You understood my sorrow.
Then you told me it needn't be that way
And gave me the hope of a better tomorrow.

You were always there for me,
I knew I could count on you.
You gave me advice and encouragement
Whenever I didn't know what to do.

You helped me learn to love myself
You made life seem so good.
You said I can do anything I put my mind to
And suddenly I knew I could.

There were times when we didn't see eye to eye
And there were days when both of us cried.
But even so we made it through:
Our friendship hasn't yet died.

Circumstances have pulled us apart,
We are separated by many miles.
Truly, the only thing that keeps me going
Is my treasured memory of your smile.

This friendship we share
Is so precious to me,
I hope it grows and flourishes
And lasts unto infinity.

Our friendship is one-in-a-million
So let's hold on to it and each other.
We cannot let this chance of pure bliss fly away
For there will never be another.

Thank You for being a True Friend

......especially to my 2 du di kei75 who's also jixiaolan and postnew....

THANK - YOU!....;9)

A COMPASSIONATE HEART IS PRICELESS

From: ¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan) 18-Mar 15:00
To: leetahsar 1615 of 1641

83628.1615 in reply to 83628.1614

The more he gives to others, the more he
possesses of his own.
- Lao Tzu


Seem like tahsar is getting richer by the day n nite~!

EVEN IF U R POOR WITH NO CASH....COMPASSION IS VERY MUCH ALIVE....JUST SHOW IT....

EVEN IF U R POOR WITH NO CASH....COMPASSION IS VERY MUCH ALIVE....JUST SHOW IT....
if u embrace deeply ur own compassionate heart...what we can't help with cash when we ourselve is poor...we can held in kindness...like carrying for lau aunties their heavy shopping bags....it would bring a smile to her...not much effort on our part right...but it's really a show of our compassion.....

i very very paiseh....but pls forgive me if i over bragged myself...

i was with sibeikang...and this generous customer gave me $10 tips. we sent a king size mattress to her masionette pigeonhole...so were like sweating like hell before getting it into her bedroom...it was already hell when we tried to squeeze it into a tight lift....

and she asked us to clear her existing king size old mattress which we did...again like hell...down the narrow stair and squeeze it into the lifT with my very useful big round butt..

in the end, she gave me $10 as a token of appreciation. i split with sibeikang..ie. each $5...this for ur info is going to be my dinner money....cos i worked for free for sbk....

when i was in ginza....strolling around...there was this old feeble lau aunties with piles of newspaper squatting there...next to her another bag of softdrink cans....

what the heck! how much could she get from selling all these?

i bought from her with my $5....and funny hor...i was damn happy...the feeling is so warmth internally...IT'S PRICELESS....it brought a smile and a thanks from the old aunties...and that...my friends worth more than my $5 which by the way was my dinner money...

anyway....i was so so happy....i returned home and cooked myself a super duper instant myojo mee...mmmm...mmm! my instant noodle never tasted better....;)

PART 3 MY WEIRD FT IT TENANT....

PART 3 MY WEIRD FT IT TENANT....

no kei...if u read my past postings...i treat him like a son too. i mean i am more than double his age, can adopt him right?

but he just disappoints me...and i think the whole damn thing was started by my hopeless eat shit and vomit rice lauhankoo.....if he din irritate me...i won't irritate the ah boy..>:(....and in the end, it was a chain reaction...even mamalee who was silently cooking away suddenly received an incoming missile from the bloody lauhankoo!

so u can see how anger sows more anger...and everyone gets hurt in the process...and in the dunno over for what...a freaking broken swivel chair....

and stupid idiotic goon me....started the chain reaction...if only i just loon (tolerated)...and maybe none of thise would ve happen.....:9(

PART 3...MY WEIRD FT IT TENANT...

THIS MORNING....being a sat...It seem kinda of a funny...

usually, most saturday i would cook up a storm of my power egg omelette on bread - like a ang mor kind of roti john. the weather was freaking hot! but this morning, it was like very cold in my pigeonhole...the soreness still could be felt...

that ah boy usually who come out and both of us would be laughing at the cartoons on channel 8....this morning was weird and didn't seem right.....

there was only me laughing...

then the bloody lauhankoo came over about 9am. (i ve 2 adjoining pigeonholes). he paced about outside ah boy's room. it was closed. he was like very excited like waiting outside a delivery room ...like waiting for ah boy to scream and then ONGGA..ONGGAO..a newborn had bomb the maternity delivery room like that...SILLY FREAKING OLD FUCK!

after pacing from the living room to the kitchen and back..and to...and back...he went out to the verandah and puffed. then he was back at the outside of ah boy's room.

he couldn't stand it any longer...he knocked softly at his door and asked..."ah boy! u no need to go work is it?"...wow...such "fatherly" concern to an ungrateful ingrate.

Click! the door opened. "No uncle..." ah boy came out and sheepishly answered. "this saturday no work....alternate sat working..."

"Ok...sorry..sorry...din know...u go back to sleep then..." so romantic this bloody lau han only forgotten to give him a kiss! well he could jolly well kiss my ass!

there on the table , i saw the tray of 'branded' eggs he bought from cold storage with a note. AH BOY, THESE EGGS ARE FOR U...PLS EAT....

goodness! can u believe it??!!

mamalee was there having her breakfast...i looked eyes wide opened at her...she shook her head and waved her hand at me...telling me not to ask...not to bother...haizz! she also got no eyes to see....;9(

MY GOODNESS! this is like turning into a REALITY story writing leh...i hope i din bore u guys down...but read in between the lines...u should learn some morale lessons....hopefully....;9)

PART 2 OF MY WEIRD FT IT TENANT

i am still waiting for that soft almost inaudible SORRY....

and now part 2 of the real happening continues...

just stepped in, mamalee looked glum. she revealed to me that just now the weird ft tenant complained tearfully to lauhankoo about how i scolded him....yes i scolded the f word but so did he....worst f +ker back to me.

luckily i din delete his F sms...and i showed it to her...she was shocked! when i was writing this post, the bloody lauhankoo went to harrass mamalee again and asked her loudly whether she told me or not...purposely to let me hear it...

he now dare not confront me or challenge me lest i re-arrange his face again...so he borrowed and harrassed mamalee to relay his message to me....

as mamalee had read the sms of the weird tenant, she beh tahan and shouted back at him...and my god! OPERA OF LEETAHSAR STARTED ALL OVER AGAIN... *TOK TOK TOK...CHENG CHENG CHENG....* ....and for what?!!! for a lame ungrateful ingrate...

my god! i felt like going over next door and asked lauhan to talk to my fists again...but i loon(TOLERATE)...and i loon...and so i m now typing this for u all to see...

and u know what...my temper and tranquility return...i dunno what to say...just thanks that u read my posting...and i m still waiting for the feeble SORRY from the ingrate weird ft tenant....

he's very young...very self conceited...very vain...and most deceitful....smiling and greeting at u at the same time backstabbed u infront of the bloody lauhankoo who happens to be the jerkiest father any son could ask for....sad...very sad...a father rather trusting a total ungrateful ingrate than to believe in his own golden virgin 24K mint conditioned goon of a son....very very sad indeed...;9(

tenant now threatens to shift out if i dun apologise...i think he better shift the hell out....than wait long long for goon apology....and see whether he got free instant noodle, eggs, coffee, free dinner, power spaggi or power potatoes salad, power solid egg omelette or etc to eat all FREE OF CHARGE...courtesy of this stupid idiotic goon!...urs truly here....;9(

even his own biological sister staying in a nearby block with hubby also din want him to live with them...doesn't that tell the bloody lauhankoo something is already amiss?...;9(
From: leetahsar 17-Mar 15:45
To: eboy44 1603 of 1641

83628.1603 in reply to 83628.1602

er hope u like my real life stories....still got tonnes ven't out yet....

but if u dun like hor...dun read lor....;9)

From: ilovesg 17-Mar 16:09
To: leetahsar 1604 of 1641

83628.1604 in reply to 83628.1603

really unlucky of you to kenna such a tenent in your place.. I would have asked them Fuck off straight away. Tell him you do not need his money.. take his money and go somewhere else where it would be more appreciated

From: leetahsar 17-Mar 17:31
To: ilovesg 1605 of 1641

83628.1605 in reply to 83628.1604

money lauhankoo take...and then service him like his king except using the stuffs i bought...eggs, fruits, coffee, sugar, instant noodles...etc.....

mamalee and poor me dun benefit anything...and he sometime even forced poor mamalee to cook for him too...can u believe it?

asking wife to cook for a total stranger...an asshole of a tenant?

when he finished my last packet EX korean noodle, he can bet there will be no more from this blur goon? i m finally enlightened...we treat good people good...bad one leh...i try my best...and if it doesn't work...and it's big F to them...i m not his goddess of mercy....i also have my own respect...and the way he treated me this few weeks is really uncalled for...and i think i am about enough with him liao...me now will be turning KANG...and he's going to die pain pain when a goon turns KANG! ...;9(

THE TRUE COLOR OF MY WEIRD TENANT....

THE TRUE COLOR OF MY WEIRD TENANT....

i highlighted in red...meaning a red dangerous young punk who does not deserve any more kindness from this blur goon....thanks...he finally enlightens me what rotten land can be discovered within a person's heart....

this morning, lauhankoo for nothing - hadn't even washed up yet - opened his room to look see...he saw the expensive swivel chair which was suppose to be mine back rest broken.

he brought his tool box kit and repaired the chair which was bought quite expensively by me...about $220.

i was quite displeased. not only the weird tenant broke my EX chair, he rolled and roughen my otherwise glossy EX teak parquet flooring....

so returning to my room, i sms-ed him O MAN REPAIRED UR CHAIR, PLS BE CAREFUL WHEN U USE IT....DUN BREAK IT AGAIN..

His reply: IT WAS ALREADY BROKEN WHEN HE GAVE IT TO ME...

me angry liao, replied: THANK U U DUNNO HOW TO SAY...U R ONE UNGRATEFUL FUCK!

and the handphone rang. the weird FT tenant called to blast at me...what fuck!...the chair already broken when i ve it...blah..blah...blah!.....*CLICK* i hung up!

came the sms: I ONLY APPRECIATE UNCLE NOT U!...

he forgot whatever uncle fed him was bought by me with my money...uncle only used my money to feed a pariah dog that bit me back....:( while his rental to him went for spiders hunting in hyaadai...

then mamalee complained: "sar, when the FT wakes up in the morning, can u also wake up?"

crazy huh my mum? "he ate my eggs again...2 some more...and my kaya also gone...and so is the margarine...this morning i wanna bua roti...everything dun have!"

sms beeped: FUCKER ....TALK TO ME...!

of course i ignored....i would like my fist talk to u if u wish!

that wasn't the end...i showed the smses to lauhankoo...instead of being enlightened...radio blasting on...

damn damn jialat me...:(!

mamalee couldn't stand it any longer...she blasted her lagi louder stereo at lauhankoo...and the OPERA OF LEETAHSAR began...*TOK ...TOK...TOK...CHENG ..CHENG..CHENG...*

both i and mamalee couldn't understand WHY our husband and father could side a total hopeless ungrateful young ingrate.....to such a ridiculous extent....

everything laid out infront of him...he could see clearly and yet he chose to hit at his own kins...WHY?....WHY?..;9(

and tonight....there should be another round from the ungrateful weird tenant....i had already hinted to him to return and live with his nearby sister and brother-in-law...

i m beginning to see why he got kicked out in the first place.....he's no angel...but a really spoilt ungrateful hopeless deceitful brat....

how huh? would u still be merciful to this kind of motherfucker??? pls tell me...i am now confused...and blurred...

i wanna embrace my compassionate heart...but my egoistic blain tell me to fuck the hell out of the asshole...!

how? .....better chant my prajnaparamita sutra for an answer....

stay tune for tonight drama when the weird FT tenant returns from work.....

lai yah! get ur ticket....LEETAHSAR VS WEIRD FT TENANT....

place ur bet ah!!! 1000:1 ....lai ya!...bet on the tenant wins and win 1000x.....:(

is there a chance i can enlighten this hopeless ungrateful wayward tenant...who now has finally revealed his true self and true color....and not my favorite color some more...:(
From: postnew 15:59
To: leetahsar 13 of 18

96232.13 in reply to 96232.1

your compassionate heart eaten by dogs??

MY REPLY:
du di...u know how many innocent investors kena conned by this saga or not....u know who benefitted the most?

u see today's singntel prices or not...and u see yesterday prices or not...

yesterday closing 2.80...today...lau sai...to 2.62....why?

the jinx up to his/her/its mischief again...or is it a scam with her horseface brother in law...or what?....A CON JOB...to get blurr investor unload theirs...

after which they would annouce the good news..and the good news is..FAT FAT DIVIDENDS ROUND THE CORNER...

so if u holding singntel...dun panic...trust me...it's going to shoot up to $3....;9)

me collecting now...need to pawn all my ck briefs - new and recycle picked one - to buy the counter...;9)

From: madmansg 16:30
To: leetahsar 16 of 18

96232.16 in reply to 96232.1

Wee Chow Yeow bank also drag into the mud.

MY REPLY:

OH..u dun ve to worry about this wily fox...

he would surely say: I DUNNO HOR...I LEDI DUNNO... -learned from urs truly leetahsar...:9)

OH! MY ACHING HEAD...THAKSIN

Thai senator urges Singapore to clarify Shin Corp deal
Wed Mar 8, 7:54 AM ET

BANGKOK (AFP) - A prominent Thai senator urged Singapore to address claims of wrongdoing in the sale of the Shin Corp telecom empire founded by Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra to a Singapore firm.

Thaksin's relatives made 1.9 billion dollars when they sold their nearly 50 percent stake in Shin Corp to Singapore's state-linked investment firm Temasek. The tax-free deal ignited mass protests in Bangkok that threaten Thaksin's government.
Senator Kraisak Choonhavan, chairman of the foreign affairs committee, told the city-state's Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong in a letter that the protests in Bangkok could affect relations with Singapore.

"I would like to, therefore, bring this matter to your kind attention with the hope that you and your esteemed parliament may help address allegations of impropriety from this transaction and clarify any misunderstandings between our peoples," Kraisak said.

The senator also sent the letter to Abdullah Tarmugi, the speaker of Singapore's parliament.

"The relationship between our two countries must not be jeopardised as a result of a single business transaction, especially since Singapore is respected...for her belief in the values of transparency, accountability and good governance," the letter said.

The sale is set to be finalized Thursday, with the end of Temasek's tender offer for the remaining shares in Shin Corp.

The senator raised a litany of concerns about the deal, including alleged tax evasion, insider trading and asset concealment.

He also said that Thai laws prevented foreign ownership of three Shin Corp companies now under Temasek's control.

Protesters seeking to oust Thaksin threatened Wednesday to boycott nearly 100 products and companies with ties to the premier or to Temasek, including several top international brands and companies from Singapore and Thailand.

A day earlier, protesters outside the Singaporean embassy urged the country to stop the Temasek deal and threatened to march on the embassy Thursday -- a move which spooked investors and sent the stock market tumbling.

From: leetahsar 15:58
To: leetahsar 12 of 18

96232.12 in reply to 96232.1

*SMACK*....i tot he married an ugly bitch...shit! how am i to know he married an even uglier hunk as a man-wife....if not i would not stick my hairy yellow banana into his arse!...now i kena tekan...kena sabo...now i m going to die pain pain...damn jialat! suay u know this pinkie clown!....wish sinkieland won't be the same...cos his horseface brother SINGNTEL is facing the same deja vu here....ROAST THE HORSEFACE TOO..HORSE MEAT MY FAVORITE!!!

his man wife using tankasee to release 70M SINGNTEL at ridiculous $2.66....yesterday was $2.80....and leetahsar pyschiced me to sell...din listen to him...jialat now.....me like going to drop pants and stick hairy yellow banana again.....who's arsehole is availabe? horseface...pinkie's brother?

Thai protesters burn images of Singapore PM

Thai protesters burn images of Singapore PM
By Pracha Hararaspitak Fri Mar 17, 4:08 AM ET

BANGKOK (Reuters) - Protesters burned posters of Singapore Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong outside the city state's Bangkok embassy on Friday as a campaign to oust his Thai counterpart, Thaksin Shinawatra, took a nationalist twist.

Waving placards saying "Thailand Not for Sale, Get Out," several hundred protesters urged a boycott of all things Singaporean in answer to the takeover of telecoms giant Shin Corp by its state investment arm, Temasek, from Thaksin's family.

"If Singaporeans faced the same situation as we do now, we believe Singaporeans would also rise up to do what we are doing," said Somsak Kosaisuk, a key member of the People's Alliance for Democracy (PAD), which is trying to kick Thaksin from office.

They also torched models of Singapore Airlines planes, its "merlion" national mascot and pictures of Lee's wife, Ho Ching, the Temasek boss.

The political crisis has already caused the Thai stock market and baht to wobble and is now raising long-term economic concerns, with ratings agencies looking at growth forecasts and companies delaying public flotations or investment projects.

The anti-Singapore sentiment, which stems from outrage at Thaksin's family paying no tax in January's $1.9 billion Shin Corp deal, now appears to be hurting business.

According to Chainid Ngow-Sirimanee, head of builder Property Perfect PCL, Singapore firms have delayed decisions on potential Thai property investments worth $256 million.

DBS Group Holdings, which had been thought keen on raising its stake in Thailand's TMB Bank PCL, had yet to make up its mind on whether to go ahead, a spokesman said. Analysts attributed the delay to politics.

"I AM DEMOCRACY"

Thaksin, who remains defiant in the face of the middle-class metropolitan movement to oust him, hit the provincial campaign trail once again, rallying his core rural support base for snap elections called on April 2.

The Election Commission says the poll, which Thaksin has billed as a referendum on his leadership, may have to be postponed as a boycott by the three main opposition parties is likely to render it constitutionally unviable.

Thaksin, who is accused of corruption, cronyism and eroding the checks and balances of the 1997 constitution, does not agree.

"April 2 is the day for people to choose whether to let mob rule prevail or give the democratic process a chance to work," he told sugarcane farmers in the western province of Kanchanaburi, home to the famous "Death Railway" bridge over the River Kwai.

"I represent the democratic process. If you agree with the opposition boycott, you can abstain," he said, referring to one of the options on Thai ballot papers.

More than 100,000 people hit the streets this week calling for his head, sparking fears in the royal palace and army of a repeat of the bloodshed during a "people power" uprising against military rule in 1992.

However, both sides appear to be going out of their way to avoid violence.

Police marshalling the protests have been good-natured and unarmed and Thaksin switched a meeting from Government House to avoid confrontation with thousands of protesters camping on its doorstep.

A 20,000-strong pro-Thaksin "caravan of the poor" which arrived in northern Bangkok on Friday also vowed to steer clear of its political adversaries.

"We don't want to clash with them," said Attarit Singhlor, head of the 3-km (2-mile) convoy of trucks and home-made tractors which snaked its way slowly down from the impoverished northeast as the political crisis in the capital deepened.

"We'll make statements and express our requests for the prime minister to help on land, land deeds and funding for organic fertilizer projects, then leave Bangkok," he said.

BURN PINKIE CLOWN BURN!!



Thousands protest over Shin Corp deal outside Singapore embassy
Thu Mar 9, 2:26 AM ET

BANGKOK (AFP) - Thousands of Thais have demonstrated outside the Singaporean embassy, demanding a state-linked investment firm scrap the takeover of Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra's telecoms giant Shin Corp.

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"We will wait for an answer from the embassy until 4:00 pm (0900 GMT). If we don't get the answer or the answer is unsatisfactory, we will start boycotting Singaporean goods and services immediately," said Rosana Tositrakul, a member of the anti-Thaksin People's Alliance for Democracy.

Singapore's state-linked investment firm Temasek in January bought a nearly 50 percent stake in Shin Corp, which was founded by Thaksin before he entered politics, transferring control to his family as he took office in 2001.

Thaksin's relatives made 1.9 billion dollars on the tax-free Shin Corp deal, sparking public outrage that has snowballed into mass weekly protests demanding the resignation of the prime minister.

The sale has also raised concerns about foreign ownership of the company that has interests in telecoms, satellites, media and aviation.

Some 3,000 protesters marched to the Singapore embassy behind a banner reading "Get Out, Temasek!" So far there were no reports of skirmishes between police and protesters.

The protest came as Temasek on Thursday looked set to acquire full control of Shin Corp as the investment firm's tender offer to buy the rest of Shin Corp shares would expire later in the day.

In addition to the nearly 50-percent stake from Thaksin's family, retail investors holding about 16 percent of Shin Corp. had "agreed to accept Temasek's tender offer as of early March," a Temasek official said.

Temasek is expected to announce details of the tender offer on Tuesday, the official said, shrugging off rumors in Bangkok that Temasek might cancel the tender offer deal due to escalating political tensions against Thaksin.

Anti-Thaksin activist Rosana also said protesters would stage a protest in front of a building housing the Stock Exchange of Thailand (SET) Thursday

MORE THAILAND NOT FOR SALE...i think the jinx is illiterate or really blind and can't ready clearly....still want to disturb other country's peace....jialat...suay bu in the making...as usual...;9(