merlion (christan24)
22-Nov 19:34
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TEETU PICTURES PRESENTS
A SPIDERMAN PRODUCTION
A PORKY PIG PICTURES RELEASE
PRESENTING THE LATEST ASIAN SENSATION ...UNCLE PIGGY LEE as
' LEETAHSAR'
' a story of a monk who thought he was a pig but found out he was actually BOTH '
BLOCK BOOKINGS OPENS NOW !!!!
SCHOOL CONCESSIONS AVAILABLE !!!!!!
Y3N
22-Nov 20:38
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merlion (christan24)
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You miss out the red undies part.
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leetahsar
09:05
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exist15
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wow lau eh!..if blusoton din emailed me, i still din know i m being filmed.
where's my royalties??
new films, anyone interested:
TALES OF HORROR FROM THE CALIFORNIA GYM
PART 1: the night of the skinheads in red undies
PART 2: the arabian sweet mei mei
PART 3: my PT chiohunk meets choobeebee
PART 4: my personal locker bayi guard in the toilet
PART 5: the day of the ang mo boss
i will add in a couple of msg* just to enhance the flavour...;9)
*msg: mojo, siao and gila
leetahsar
09:06
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exist15
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lai ai...cast ur votes and get ur XXX+X STORIES....horror from the gym within!
runscape
09:12
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SCHOOL CONCESSIONS AVAILABLE !!!!!!
Hi, How about the senior citizens who have contributed to the prosperity of Singapore????????
Don't forget: Nobody will be left behind!!!!!!
Thursday, November 23, 2006
A READER DID THIS FOR ME...SO CUTE!
A TRIBUTE TO LEETAHSAR.....so funny!..hahahaha.....;9)
thanks, exist15!
PART 2
after i mopped all the messed up floored. i checked on candy which was till under the bed. she had licked all the 3 pups clean. they were now suckling her nipples. so cute!
i left her alone and went for a shower. from that day on, i ended up with a bitch pom and 3 pups. i wasn't sure what kind of pups were they. anyway, they were so so cute and playful.......;9)
the only bad thing now was mamalee's stereo was louder than candy's barking and all the 3 pups would chorus in. when the bitch barked, the pups would provide the background 'music' effect. so cute!.....4 different pitches...and if u add my mamalee's one...wow lau eh!!......it was a choir!
after a couple of weeks, the pup developed into their colored fur. i got a maroon, a black and a white. the former 2 was male, while the last was a bitch.
so i named them: KING KONG, cos that was the eldest and biggest size, AH ORH, this was the smartest black fur with a white V collar and CHAR BOR cos the only female and white some more.
mamalee made alot of noise cos no one want to pick up the shits of the pups which were all over the place. they were now almost 2 mths old.
she issued an edict could only keep one of the pups, the rest to be sold away!......
so bo bian, i chose the black one cos this one was the most unique. 2 colors black with a V white collar and the smartest. at the age of 2 mths, he already knew how to cross my legs like a circus dog. all i needed was a piece of doggie chocolate, the favorite of all the pups and the bitch too...
so that was how pui soh ended buying of my pups the youngest white bitch CHAR BO. and she re-named her MUI TAO......
and the 3 doggies ended up with different fates. my AH ORH was the most disastrous. he died miserably at the jaws of a pariah stray dog...and my old man was the cause of his demise.....;9(
shall i continue the stories with all my 4 doggies?.......
to be cont'd
MY BITCH AND HER 3 CUTE SHIHTZUS
MY BITCH AND HER 3 CUTE SHIHTZUS
was having lunch with sotong today at mei ling st h c.
pui soh who manned the ipoh kuay teow was in a jovial mood. so started chit chat with her.
lts: the last time u bought the shihtzu pup from me, what color it turn to?
sotong was blur. how come suddenly puppies popped up in my conversation. he looked at me wide eyed with his ipoh kuay teow strands dangling at his mouth of his surprised face.
so started my BITCH AND HER 3 SHIHTZUS story.....
when i was a male nurse, my sister bought a pomeranian bitch. very clever, i named her CANDY cos she was a very sweet bitch.
day one, taught her to do her pee and big business in the toilet, and she was instant toilet trained. so clever this brown bitch pom!
next taught her to do the turn around...like pirouetting ballerina on just her hind legs. again, one lesson and she mastered it. so clever!
when i patted my chest, she would jump up to let me catch her and hold her like a baby...so clever!
i taught her so many tricks. u may like to know, my bitch pom could understand a few languages too...engrish, mandarin, and even hokien...so basically, she was a hokien pom bitch.
everyone in the family just loved her. she was like human except she barked more than we talked......hahahaha....;9)
yes she really barked!...bitch pom is very noisy u know. when there was the slightest sound from the outside the closed door, she would start barking feverishly.
CANDY was liked our sensing door alarm. sometime even salesmen, or visitors just reaching our floor landing and proceed towards my unit, she would start barking. we anticipated visitor liao...so clever this bitch!
mamalee fed her with cooked liver and rice. suddenly her appetite increased. became damn greedy. everything also she supped. apple core, pineapple core, orange, ......almost everything we ate, she must eat too.
her favorite was durian. when we feasted on durians, she would bark impatiently and demanded her share....so clever and greedy this bitch!
one day, when i was back from my nursing stint, i found the whole hall was littered with shits..and shits...and more shits!! no one was at home...
'CANDY!!!...U BAD GIRL!!...WHY U SHIT EVERYWHERE?!!' i would yell. then i retrieved my cane. was furious and looking high and low where she was hidding. me going to smack the bitch until she would remember it for the rest of her bitchy life!
then i followed the trail of dunno what...it din appear to be shit. like some other thing. it din look like shit or smelled like it. oh my god!! i thought something bad must have happened to my bitch.
there hidding under my monster bed, a pup just ejected out from her pussy....she looked at me with the saddest motherly eyes....i realised she was giving birth.
my sister actually bought a pregnanted bitch!! oh my god!
before i could think of anything, candy was licking at the first pup. then another little pair of legs emerged from her pussy.....another pup!!
this one was black colored. it came out smoothly. so i lovingly patted candy....she gave a weak wagging of her bushy foxy tail....
i left her alone to tend to the pups. suddenly she wailed pitifully. i quickly bent down to see what was happening under my bed.
candy was wailing to me for help. another pup was emerging from her pussy!! she was too weak to force it out. goodness! luckily me a male missy, so i delivered that last pup for her by gently pulling it out.
this was a beauty. very small. white furball.....so so cute!
.....to be cont'd
was having lunch with sotong today at mei ling st h c.
pui soh who manned the ipoh kuay teow was in a jovial mood. so started chit chat with her.
lts: the last time u bought the shihtzu pup from me, what color it turn to?
sotong was blur. how come suddenly puppies popped up in my conversation. he looked at me wide eyed with his ipoh kuay teow strands dangling at his mouth of his surprised face.
so started my BITCH AND HER 3 SHIHTZUS story.....
when i was a male nurse, my sister bought a pomeranian bitch. very clever, i named her CANDY cos she was a very sweet bitch.
day one, taught her to do her pee and big business in the toilet, and she was instant toilet trained. so clever this brown bitch pom!
next taught her to do the turn around...like pirouetting ballerina on just her hind legs. again, one lesson and she mastered it. so clever!
when i patted my chest, she would jump up to let me catch her and hold her like a baby...so clever!
i taught her so many tricks. u may like to know, my bitch pom could understand a few languages too...engrish, mandarin, and even hokien...so basically, she was a hokien pom bitch.
everyone in the family just loved her. she was like human except she barked more than we talked......hahahaha....;9)
yes she really barked!...bitch pom is very noisy u know. when there was the slightest sound from the outside the closed door, she would start barking feverishly.
CANDY was liked our sensing door alarm. sometime even salesmen, or visitors just reaching our floor landing and proceed towards my unit, she would start barking. we anticipated visitor liao...so clever this bitch!
mamalee fed her with cooked liver and rice. suddenly her appetite increased. became damn greedy. everything also she supped. apple core, pineapple core, orange, ......almost everything we ate, she must eat too.
her favorite was durian. when we feasted on durians, she would bark impatiently and demanded her share....so clever and greedy this bitch!
one day, when i was back from my nursing stint, i found the whole hall was littered with shits..and shits...and more shits!! no one was at home...
'CANDY!!!...U BAD GIRL!!...WHY U SHIT EVERYWHERE?!!' i would yell. then i retrieved my cane. was furious and looking high and low where she was hidding. me going to smack the bitch until she would remember it for the rest of her bitchy life!
then i followed the trail of dunno what...it din appear to be shit. like some other thing. it din look like shit or smelled like it. oh my god!! i thought something bad must have happened to my bitch.
there hidding under my monster bed, a pup just ejected out from her pussy....she looked at me with the saddest motherly eyes....i realised she was giving birth.
my sister actually bought a pregnanted bitch!! oh my god!
before i could think of anything, candy was licking at the first pup. then another little pair of legs emerged from her pussy.....another pup!!
this one was black colored. it came out smoothly. so i lovingly patted candy....she gave a weak wagging of her bushy foxy tail....
i left her alone to tend to the pups. suddenly she wailed pitifully. i quickly bent down to see what was happening under my bed.
candy was wailing to me for help. another pup was emerging from her pussy!! she was too weak to force it out. goodness! luckily me a male missy, so i delivered that last pup for her by gently pulling it out.
this was a beauty. very small. white furball.....so so cute!
.....to be cont'd
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