From: leetahsar 21:26
To: God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang) unread 9 of 9
94570.9 in reply to 94570.6
{I sure would love rotting islands if I were a visitor or a foreigner :)}
the rotting is within u...not the island where u are a visitor....
like for me, a backward place like cambodia....is also heaven to me....ornitoufo....
whatever rots we feel that's happening around us...is actually our own rots. it mirrors onto the sight we are seeing...and we scorn, mock and laugh at it...when the rots is actually within us....
emptiness is form...form is emptiness...
what we thought we have just seen is not we are seeing...and what we thought we are not seeing is actually what we should be seeing....
use ur compassionate heart to think; dun like ur egostic brain tricks u into an illusive dream...
ornitoufo...humble words from the goon...
Friday, March 03, 2006
Coffee Shop Talk - every land is good except the one within Subscribe
From: leetahsar 2-Mar 13:52
To: ALL 1 of 6
94570.1
every land is good...what's bad is the land inside our hearts....the land of no compassion, no mindfulness,....land of envy, land of mischiefs.....everything except a piece of land within which we can truly call HEAVEN ON THIS LAND....OUR COMPASSIONATE HEART....ornitoufo....humble words from this golden goon....
From: leetahsar 2-Mar 13:52
To: ALL 1 of 6
94570.1
every land is good...what's bad is the land inside our hearts....the land of no compassion, no mindfulness,....land of envy, land of mischiefs.....everything except a piece of land within which we can truly call HEAVEN ON THIS LAND....OUR COMPASSIONATE HEART....ornitoufo....humble words from this golden goon....
finally the small cambodia airline hit the tarmac road of cambodia airport. it landed with a terrible screehing. rough landing.
the hatched door opened up. we alighted. hell! this was like our ancient sinkietown paya lebar airport. no shelter walkway. it was damn hot and open and we had to walk quite a distance in the sun to reach the custom.
once there, rainbow told us each to give US$10 to the custom to speed up our processing of passports so that we could F off from here.
NOTE: CAMBODIA POLICE - THE AUTHORITY WERE ALSO THE HIGHWAY ROBBERS. everything must be bribed if not they give u problem and make u suffer pain pain....which explained the US10 bribe each to the custom. we had a smooth passage where we exit the airport to a waiting mpv.
there the driver, ah chew greeted us. ah chew for ur info doubled up as our bodyguard. dun pray pray hor...this blur kaypoh goon for nothing go open the dashboard cabinet...and out popped several kinds of guns...yes guns...big magnum and pistols...like got 3. another one dunno what.
i was shocked. i looked at chew expecting an explanation. "sorry sir! this cambodia...not sinkietown...any moment there can be political unrest..." chew explained. good! that was exactly what i need to hear for an "exciting" and fearful stay....:(
the whole wide road was in such a messy activites invaded by haphazard motorbikes, scooters, bicycles...and even bullock carts....my god!! chew was a damn good driver. he snaked in and out of those pesky bikes who to my surprise could even sit the whole family of 7 persons...first time i saw such acrobatic "mpv" bikes.....hahahaha..
finally we reached thomas' residence. it was like in a funny street called MAO TSE TUNG ROAD...or something like that...a few house away to his big bungalow was sinkieland embassy...US embassy, japan embassy...etc...all the embassies located on this road.
thomas' first word was a warning and instruction: "If anyyhing bad happen hor, pls everyone run to the embassy a few houses away....dun pack...just run hor...remember huh!!" he said in in such solemnly seriousness....
everyone dropped their luggages, bathed and rest for a while and tried to get use to this humongous house. the room i shared with tam was bigger than my pigeonhole flat back home. no joke! some more there was an attached toilet which was the size of my hall with a bath-tub i think i could swim in it!
everyone rested, we changed and headed for makan. ah chew drove us to a funny looking restaurant by the road.
it was ok...like those in matland type...very retro type with big round table like can sit the whole village kind.
michael, the hubby of rainbow, started placing order. One double boiled turtle whole. 3 flying foxes in garlic and special sauce. 3 squirrels deep fried. 1 toman steamed in special sauce again. half curry rabbit. fresh water giant prawns - the one with pincers type. 4 monitor lizards drumstick braised. one piece giant python shredded meat with veggies.
then michael asked whether we would like appetitiser....me blur blur asked what they had....DEEP FRIED LOCUST. BRAISED CRICKETS, bbq cicada larvae, deep fried scorpions....spiders...their brand name dish...tarantula goreng with special prawn paste sauce....
yucks! skip!! skip skip skip!!!
.....shiok!! all the exotic dishes....damn shiok! the turtle soup was my favourite! flying foxes as i was chewing one piece, i spitted some funny things insides.....my god! iron pellet...u know they used a shotgun to kill the fly foxes...and some of those tiny pellets were still in their dead carcass...yucks!!
squirrels...damn shiok!! tasted like chicken meat. the steam toman in garlic, wow! damn damn shiok! the curry rabbit tasted abit funny...a kind of strong aroma from the meat. the shredded python meat with veggies...good like anything....monitor lizards drumsticks...surprising like chicken meat leh.....
overall....SHIOK KA BEI HIAO SHIOK!!! (damn damn shiok!)
....to be cont'd
the hatched door opened up. we alighted. hell! this was like our ancient sinkietown paya lebar airport. no shelter walkway. it was damn hot and open and we had to walk quite a distance in the sun to reach the custom.
once there, rainbow told us each to give US$10 to the custom to speed up our processing of passports so that we could F off from here.
NOTE: CAMBODIA POLICE - THE AUTHORITY WERE ALSO THE HIGHWAY ROBBERS. everything must be bribed if not they give u problem and make u suffer pain pain....which explained the US10 bribe each to the custom. we had a smooth passage where we exit the airport to a waiting mpv.
there the driver, ah chew greeted us. ah chew for ur info doubled up as our bodyguard. dun pray pray hor...this blur kaypoh goon for nothing go open the dashboard cabinet...and out popped several kinds of guns...yes guns...big magnum and pistols...like got 3. another one dunno what.
i was shocked. i looked at chew expecting an explanation. "sorry sir! this cambodia...not sinkietown...any moment there can be political unrest..." chew explained. good! that was exactly what i need to hear for an "exciting" and fearful stay....:(
the whole wide road was in such a messy activites invaded by haphazard motorbikes, scooters, bicycles...and even bullock carts....my god!! chew was a damn good driver. he snaked in and out of those pesky bikes who to my surprise could even sit the whole family of 7 persons...first time i saw such acrobatic "mpv" bikes.....hahahaha..
finally we reached thomas' residence. it was like in a funny street called MAO TSE TUNG ROAD...or something like that...a few house away to his big bungalow was sinkieland embassy...US embassy, japan embassy...etc...all the embassies located on this road.
thomas' first word was a warning and instruction: "If anyyhing bad happen hor, pls everyone run to the embassy a few houses away....dun pack...just run hor...remember huh!!" he said in in such solemnly seriousness....
everyone dropped their luggages, bathed and rest for a while and tried to get use to this humongous house. the room i shared with tam was bigger than my pigeonhole flat back home. no joke! some more there was an attached toilet which was the size of my hall with a bath-tub i think i could swim in it!
everyone rested, we changed and headed for makan. ah chew drove us to a funny looking restaurant by the road.
it was ok...like those in matland type...very retro type with big round table like can sit the whole village kind.
michael, the hubby of rainbow, started placing order. One double boiled turtle whole. 3 flying foxes in garlic and special sauce. 3 squirrels deep fried. 1 toman steamed in special sauce again. half curry rabbit. fresh water giant prawns - the one with pincers type. 4 monitor lizards drumstick braised. one piece giant python shredded meat with veggies.
then michael asked whether we would like appetitiser....me blur blur asked what they had....DEEP FRIED LOCUST. BRAISED CRICKETS, bbq cicada larvae, deep fried scorpions....spiders...their brand name dish...tarantula goreng with special prawn paste sauce....
yucks! skip!! skip skip skip!!!
.....shiok!! all the exotic dishes....damn shiok! the turtle soup was my favourite! flying foxes as i was chewing one piece, i spitted some funny things insides.....my god! iron pellet...u know they used a shotgun to kill the fly foxes...and some of those tiny pellets were still in their dead carcass...yucks!!
squirrels...damn shiok!! tasted like chicken meat. the steam toman in garlic, wow! damn damn shiok! the curry rabbit tasted abit funny...a kind of strong aroma from the meat. the shredded python meat with veggies...good like anything....monitor lizards drumsticks...surprising like chicken meat leh.....
overall....SHIOK KA BEI HIAO SHIOK!!! (damn damn shiok!)
....to be cont'd
THE DAUGHTERS OF LEETAHSAR....
......fiction hor, me still golden virge in mint condition
out of the blue, thunder striked...i got a knee jolting email from someone called leesiamei. she claimed to be my long lost daughter from...of all places - CAMBODIA.
yes, lovely beautiful cambodia. i was there once with my best hk pal. his brother was posted here to handle the logging of trees. and they needed a horticulturist...namely me.
off i went to meet up my hk pal in hk where he returned there every year like migratory bird. he had already migrated to vancouver with his family. in hk, he still had a flat.
he had asked me to join him there saying that his brother, thomas wanted to meet me to discuss employing as the horticulturist overseeing the vast piece of virgin jungle where logging was then taking place.
i met tam, my best pal for almost 25 yrs liao in hk CHEK LAP KOK AIRPORT. He had aged. me ....funny not a day. he was very surprised to see me in my 25yrs old pattern.
"Bob...u r BOB, right?!!" tam asked the moment he saw me exiting the custom.
"tam! can't u recognize me?" i was a bit shock he asked.
"but u din age a day.....u r the same fattie i met 25yrs ago in Botanic garden college in sinkietown...." tam was astonished how youthful ...er...and fat i was.
"yes dear tam...me lah...the fat boy Bob...what u expect?" and we hugged and pat each other backs...it was been a long time....the last time i was staying with him in vancouver for like months....where me and his whole family went to Kewlona to pluck cherries, peaches and apples..that would be another of my travelogue tale...REAL ONE HOR...
first thing first. he brought me to buy a MTR FARECARD...very important. after that we exited the airport, boarded a bus which took us all the way over CHING MAH KEOW (the suspended bridge that linked lantau island where the airport is located to HK island)....
it was a long ride. soon we alighted at CAUSEWAY BAY. so touching that tam. he insisted on carrying my lagguage. by the way, only one small bag. and me carrying all the ting ting tang tang gifts of plastic bags. i got kilos and kilos of bak kwas....pork, beef and ostrich. he loved sinkietown bak kwas (the sweet bbq meat).
after a short walk we reached an apartment. up the lift we went to the flat which transformed into a service kind of apartment.
opening the door to greet me was Kwong Tai...the lau auntie owner of the premises. she was hokien...goodie ka di lan (own people). she led us to the room she had prepared in advance for us..
properties by the way in CAUSEBAY is damn expensive. this is like our ORCHARD RD here. a very conveniently located service apartment.
it was chinese new year then. the moment kwong tai saw me, i wished her KONG HEI FATT CHOY...and she Kong back to me..and presto! she gave me ang pow....no joke! of course, as instructed prior to my arrival by tam, i handed kwong tai one of my plastic bag of bak kwa. she was so happy....
after i had settled down, tam get into serious business. he had booked for me a ticket to PHNOM PEHN, CAMBODIA, 2 days from now. we are going together with his sister-in-law, RAINBOW and her 2 sons, SAM and ERIC.
RAINBOW'S hubby, MICHAEL was also in cambodia running a garment factory. tam's elder brother, THOMAS was also there handling the logging operation and export to canada.
HK this time of the year during chinese new year is freaking cold. the northern cold wind blew down from china was really freezing....and because of the cold, we had hk styled steam boat.
i also enjoyed the different kinds of snake meat thrown into a big pot. but the most interesting one would be the hotel buffet. my goodness! damn long and so many things to wallop.
tam also brought me to VICTORIA PARK where there was cny sales carnival...there were so many stores selling those kittycats that sinkie fought over for it during the macdonald's promotion...there it was so cheap. like only a pair for HK$20..any pair including the millenium one. and there were so many cute cute ones we dun have it here. of course i bought cos the sisters were also crazy over these cats.
for 2 nights, i spent hours and hours here. so many things to see and buy. all damn cheap. tam was unhappy and complained that i was buying la sup (rubbish)!
soon it was the day to depart to cambodia with RAINBOW, SAM and younger brother ERIC....
and off we flew to cambodia...here we come!
and i had to clarify with jixiaolan:
but I AM REALLY INNOCENT....SOME JOKER PLAYING PRANKS ON ME...never mind...i already sensed who was it .....must be sibeikang...joking on me...cos i wrote too much about his teetujia....and wifey now knows about it....
but wifey now steady poon pee pee...very obliging liao....and closes one eye...already i had cleared their triple misunderstanding between sbk, cjg and ttj....and i think and hope the 3 jokers are now good pals...but hopefully they dun start to be so good...they ve regular threesome orgies...hahahaha...;9)
......fiction hor, me still golden virge in mint condition
out of the blue, thunder striked...i got a knee jolting email from someone called leesiamei. she claimed to be my long lost daughter from...of all places - CAMBODIA.
yes, lovely beautiful cambodia. i was there once with my best hk pal. his brother was posted here to handle the logging of trees. and they needed a horticulturist...namely me.
off i went to meet up my hk pal in hk where he returned there every year like migratory bird. he had already migrated to vancouver with his family. in hk, he still had a flat.
he had asked me to join him there saying that his brother, thomas wanted to meet me to discuss employing as the horticulturist overseeing the vast piece of virgin jungle where logging was then taking place.
i met tam, my best pal for almost 25 yrs liao in hk CHEK LAP KOK AIRPORT. He had aged. me ....funny not a day. he was very surprised to see me in my 25yrs old pattern.
"Bob...u r BOB, right?!!" tam asked the moment he saw me exiting the custom.
"tam! can't u recognize me?" i was a bit shock he asked.
"but u din age a day.....u r the same fattie i met 25yrs ago in Botanic garden college in sinkietown...." tam was astonished how youthful ...er...and fat i was.
"yes dear tam...me lah...the fat boy Bob...what u expect?" and we hugged and pat each other backs...it was been a long time....the last time i was staying with him in vancouver for like months....where me and his whole family went to Kewlona to pluck cherries, peaches and apples..that would be another of my travelogue tale...REAL ONE HOR...
first thing first. he brought me to buy a MTR FARECARD...very important. after that we exited the airport, boarded a bus which took us all the way over CHING MAH KEOW (the suspended bridge that linked lantau island where the airport is located to HK island)....
it was a long ride. soon we alighted at CAUSEWAY BAY. so touching that tam. he insisted on carrying my lagguage. by the way, only one small bag. and me carrying all the ting ting tang tang gifts of plastic bags. i got kilos and kilos of bak kwas....pork, beef and ostrich. he loved sinkietown bak kwas (the sweet bbq meat).
after a short walk we reached an apartment. up the lift we went to the flat which transformed into a service kind of apartment.
opening the door to greet me was Kwong Tai...the lau auntie owner of the premises. she was hokien...goodie ka di lan (own people). she led us to the room she had prepared in advance for us..
properties by the way in CAUSEBAY is damn expensive. this is like our ORCHARD RD here. a very conveniently located service apartment.
it was chinese new year then. the moment kwong tai saw me, i wished her KONG HEI FATT CHOY...and she Kong back to me..and presto! she gave me ang pow....no joke! of course, as instructed prior to my arrival by tam, i handed kwong tai one of my plastic bag of bak kwa. she was so happy....
after i had settled down, tam get into serious business. he had booked for me a ticket to PHNOM PEHN, CAMBODIA, 2 days from now. we are going together with his sister-in-law, RAINBOW and her 2 sons, SAM and ERIC.
RAINBOW'S hubby, MICHAEL was also in cambodia running a garment factory. tam's elder brother, THOMAS was also there handling the logging operation and export to canada.
HK this time of the year during chinese new year is freaking cold. the northern cold wind blew down from china was really freezing....and because of the cold, we had hk styled steam boat.
i also enjoyed the different kinds of snake meat thrown into a big pot. but the most interesting one would be the hotel buffet. my goodness! damn long and so many things to wallop.
tam also brought me to VICTORIA PARK where there was cny sales carnival...there were so many stores selling those kittycats that sinkie fought over for it during the macdonald's promotion...there it was so cheap. like only a pair for HK$20..any pair including the millenium one. and there were so many cute cute ones we dun have it here. of course i bought cos the sisters were also crazy over these cats.
for 2 nights, i spent hours and hours here. so many things to see and buy. all damn cheap. tam was unhappy and complained that i was buying la sup (rubbish)!
soon it was the day to depart to cambodia with RAINBOW, SAM and younger brother ERIC....
and off we flew to cambodia...here we come!
and i had to clarify with jixiaolan:
but I AM REALLY INNOCENT....SOME JOKER PLAYING PRANKS ON ME...never mind...i already sensed who was it .....must be sibeikang...joking on me...cos i wrote too much about his teetujia....and wifey now knows about it....
but wifey now steady poon pee pee...very obliging liao....and closes one eye...already i had cleared their triple misunderstanding between sbk, cjg and ttj....and i think and hope the 3 jokers are now good pals...but hopefully they dun start to be so good...they ve regular threesome orgies...hahahaha...;9)
so i reply her lor...*scratching my head*:
From: leetahsar 16:40
To: leesiaomei unread 1309 of 1323
83628.1309 in reply to 83628.1308
THUNDERSTORM....!!!!BRUMMM...BRUMMM...!!
LIGHTNING FLASH....!!! FLASH....!!!
冤 惋 啊！！！
yes, i had been to cambodia but it was for tree hunting not mei mei spider hunting...mei mei there eat spiders for snacks...me not really that horny type....
who's ur mum...oh my god....dun tell me...u r...u...r...ruan mian mian's daughter....sorry ...ur mum and me...only good friends....did we did anything? give me a few days i goston to the time i met ur mum...
goodness new story going to start soon...lai ya! lai ya! get ur ticket to the next exciting story....
DID LEETAHSAR GOT LAID BY RUAN MIAN MIAN IN CAMBODIA?.....
PS. i ledi dunno who this leesiaomei who claims to be my long lost daughter...anyway...she just inspired me to a new kay liao (extra ingredients added) story for my cambodia trip which let me rewind...and compile...be back soon...buy ur tickets hor....see u in a while...jialat....was i being raped by ruan mian mian....when she poured me those ???toddy???
From: leetahsar 16:55
To: leesiaomei unread 1311 of 1323
83628.1311 in reply to 83628.1308
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auntie lucy...?? is her real name lu luc chee..the one with the bosom as big as the cow's udder?
pls girl....dun anyhow ruin this monk wannabe...if u said like that means...my monk dream is over liao...jialat...r u sure u r my er...daughter???
i couldn't remember bonk any mei mei...or being laid by any mei mei...the only one i knew is ruan mian mian...is she ur mum?....mati...u r making me blur like a sotong now going in circles leh....
pls leh...not every guy with a moustache is ur father, man...can say properly or not.....;9(
我 現 在 跳 進 黃 河 也 洗 不 掉！！！
translated: I JUMP INTO THE HUANG HO RIVER ALSO CAN WASH AWAY MY INNOCENCE......;9(
and my good diciple jixiaolan lupped me another kick to my groin...ouch!
From: 纪晓岚 (jixiaolan) 18:08
To: leetahsar 1319 of 1323
83628.1319 in reply to 83628.1317
Should be 你現 在 跳 進 黃 河 也 洗 不 清了！！！
Golden virgin ! ! ! Phui ! ! !
Mr Lee Tah Sar - 名誉扫地
From: leetahsar 16:40
To: leesiaomei unread 1309 of 1323
83628.1309 in reply to 83628.1308
THUNDERSTORM....!!!!BRUMMM...BRUMMM...!!
LIGHTNING FLASH....!!! FLASH....!!!
冤 惋 啊！！！
yes, i had been to cambodia but it was for tree hunting not mei mei spider hunting...mei mei there eat spiders for snacks...me not really that horny type....
who's ur mum...oh my god....dun tell me...u r...u...r...ruan mian mian's daughter....sorry ...ur mum and me...only good friends....did we did anything? give me a few days i goston to the time i met ur mum...
goodness new story going to start soon...lai ya! lai ya! get ur ticket to the next exciting story....
DID LEETAHSAR GOT LAID BY RUAN MIAN MIAN IN CAMBODIA?.....
PS. i ledi dunno who this leesiaomei who claims to be my long lost daughter...anyway...she just inspired me to a new kay liao (extra ingredients added) story for my cambodia trip which let me rewind...and compile...be back soon...buy ur tickets hor....see u in a while...jialat....was i being raped by ruan mian mian....when she poured me those ???toddy???
From: leetahsar 16:55
To: leesiaomei unread 1311 of 1323
83628.1311 in reply to 83628.1308
auntie lucy...?? is her real name lu luc chee..the one with the bosom as big as the cow's udder?
pls girl....dun anyhow ruin this monk wannabe...if u said like that means...my monk dream is over liao...jialat...r u sure u r my er...daughter???
i couldn't remember bonk any mei mei...or being laid by any mei mei...the only one i knew is ruan mian mian...is she ur mum?....mati...u r making me blur like a sotong now going in circles leh....
pls leh...not every guy with a moustache is ur father, man...can say properly or not.....;9(
我 現 在 跳 進 黃 河 也 洗 不 掉！！！
translated: I JUMP INTO THE HUANG HO RIVER ALSO CAN WASH AWAY MY INNOCENCE......;9(
and my good diciple jixiaolan lupped me another kick to my groin...ouch!
From: 纪晓岚 (jixiaolan) 18:08
To: leetahsar 1319 of 1323
83628.1319 in reply to 83628.1317
Should be 你現 在 跳 進 黃 河 也 洗 不 清了！！！
Golden virgin ! ! ! Phui ! ! !
Mr Lee Tah Sar - 名誉扫地
and out of no where i got this mysterious postings to me claiming that the writer is my "long lost daughter"...oh my god! what else is going to happen to me next??
From: leesiaomei 12:28
To: leetahsar 1308 of 1323
83628.1308 in reply to 83628.1299
Dear LEETAHSAR,
I HOPE U WOULDNT BE SHOCKED BY MY Mail.Im Leesiaomei frm cambodia,IM YOUR DAUGHTER .i had a hard time trying to locate u after MAMA died .lUCKILY HEAVEN TOOK PITY ON ME and i managed to find Auntie lucy and she told me the last time she heard frm ppl that u are in spore.i pray n pray that i can fulfilled mum's wishes to find u and acknowlege u as my father!!!Jiejie Leetahmei is still in cambodia and i cant find her yet!!!we were so poor and mummy had no choice but to give jiejie up for adoption.FRm there we dun have contacts with her anymore. it has been so many years and since i can find u i hope that we can find jiejie too!!Pls PAPA LEETAHSAR,PLS REPLY ME .
YOUR LONGLOST DAUGHTER
From: leesiaomei 12:28
To: leetahsar 1308 of 1323
83628.1308 in reply to 83628.1299
Dear LEETAHSAR,
I HOPE U WOULDNT BE SHOCKED BY MY Mail.Im Leesiaomei frm cambodia,IM YOUR DAUGHTER .i had a hard time trying to locate u after MAMA died .lUCKILY HEAVEN TOOK PITY ON ME and i managed to find Auntie lucy and she told me the last time she heard frm ppl that u are in spore.i pray n pray that i can fulfilled mum's wishes to find u and acknowlege u as my father!!!Jiejie Leetahmei is still in cambodia and i cant find her yet!!!we were so poor and mummy had no choice but to give jiejie up for adoption.FRm there we dun have contacts with her anymore. it has been so many years and since i can find u i hope that we can find jiejie too!!Pls PAPA LEETAHSAR,PLS REPLY ME .
YOUR LONGLOST DAUGHTER
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