MY WEIRD FT TENANT....the real person he is.....???

yesterday nite was out with the gang of godsons, surprisingly sibeipine joined us. this joker is a loner. he can only entertain very close pals like maybe 1 to 3 only...the rest of the godsons were totally of no interest to him.

i was talking with him and a fella pal whom he introduced to me. were laughing, drinking and talking all kinds of topics under the sky.

suddenly sibeikang, his elder brother called. and me the big goon asked him to come newton hc to join us.

and he came. not alone but along with wifey chinjiagong and the whole gang of godsons......when sibeipine saw them, he turned gloomy and doomy....and stopped talking...just drank his bottles of beer after big bottles....

finally almost 2.30am, board meeting over. we dispersed.

i was worried for sibeipine...and told beikang to drive him home....chinjiagong could drive his mini austin back on her own...beipine rejected and insisted on driving on his own back...so be it...

another godson drove me home. upon reaching home, the phone rang. it was sibeipine. he was down....he was sad...he was crying....MY GOD!!

and he started pouring out his troubled soul onto me...halfway through, the weird FT IT tenant came out from his room. threw me a slip which said: CAN U PLS BE QUIET, I NEED TO SLEEP! THANK YOU!

Then returned to his room and slammed the door behind him. i was blurred...now what was wrong with this joker?....another "troubled" soul?

on the other hand, i couldn't forsake sibeipine who was so sad over gfs matters....he got 2 and looked like it was a deja vu. both decided to leave him for good. he sad :(

he was now quite hooleey mooleey...so i switched from monk wannabe to bloody pastor wannabe...and spoke to him about the love of CHRIST...and without knowing it, i was soon teaching him to pray to our holy father....

MY HOLY FATHER IN HEAVEN...PLS GUIDE THIS TROUBLE SOUL...PLS GIVE ME PEACE AND REST SO THAT MY TURMOILED HEART COULD FEEL UR PEACE AND LOVE.....I PRAY NOW IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY SPIRIT AND OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST....AMEN....

and he was touched to tears. he told me he instantly felt much better...

suddenly the weird FT IT tenant's door swung open again. he walked out of his room in a huff and puff. went straight to the main door...opened and slamming it behind him!

it startled me. i was blur. what's gotten into this young chap?? like kena raped like that! i was holding a cordless phone so i went outside, looked down from my unit to see where he was going at this hour...almost 3.30am now...

he went to the shelter below and gong gong sat there. me....i BLUR...I LEDI BLUR!!!

after his loud slamming which awoke lauhankoo next door. he came over...and without 3 by 7 = 21, started blasting his stereo at me...now me really BLURR!! and over the phone, sibeipine heard the screaming from lauhan...and he apologised to ve gotten me into trouble and hang up....

now i was alone in the house...BLUR LIKE A SOTONG...WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ALL THESE PEOPLE THIS MORNING???

all like eaten some kind of explosive TNT like that...and i realised the ft it tenant had behind my back tekan me....he must ve complained to lauhankoo about me...about what? i was still BLURR!

and to think i bought instant coffee, eggs, instant noodles of many flavour, fruits and sugarfree fruit juices - which he was about to finish the second packet of BIG PRAWN INSTANT NOODLE soon...why was he behaving thus???

i can only deduce. when u treated people nice; doesn't mean he would reciprocrate a good deed. instead he arrowed me from behind knowing lauhankoo treats him like god cos of his rental....

i just treated him to timsum not long ago when i kena lottery...and now he was biting back at the hands that fed him....sad...:(

I AM REALLY REALLY BLUR....HOW HUH??

i went back to embrace the compassion within my heart...and come to be enlightened that....NEVER MIND...HE'S TROUBLED...SO LET IT BE...IT'S OK...HE TOOK OUT HIS FRUSTRATION AND ANGUISH ON ME..IT'S OK.....i understand...and i chanted him a silent prayer for peace of mind....ornitoufo to him.......;9)

and also a big ornitoufo to sibeipine...and one to sibeikang...both thesr brothers like got clouds hanging over their foreheads....everyone's got problem except this goon...whose problems are their problems...haizz!

and paiseh...striked lottery again...7952.....which can out 3x liao...2795 - lst prize last sunday. 7952 consolation on last wed....and again 7952 yesterday....pai seh...this month allowances ...er...NO PROBLEM LIAO....hahahahah...;9)

ME AND MY PAST WEIRD PETS....

oh if i tell u about my past pets ur jaws will drop....i got pyschic link with them...

i got a baby praying mantis which i adopted and kept it to roam freely among my shui mei. and the funny part i trained it how to attack or catch preys...

i fed it well with dug out food debris among my teeth...u know char siew, chicken scraps that were lodged in between and dug out by toothpick.....and i fed it to my cute little bb mantis.

it even grew up to be a very pretty girl mantis...i know cos me an horticulturist....and for the last time...i patted my mantis...yes...i patted her. she was such a good girl but she needed to find a mate....and so she waved goodbye at me...and off she flew....

next my cute cute puffer fish which i found in the lift landing....there was three in a small plastic cup of water. so i adopted them.

in the end, left one...the strongest one ate up the other 2...no joke...and i started training it too.

again with my sliver of dug out food from my teeth on a toothpick. i held it above the water. my puffer would surface, gorged up his tummy and started squirting stream of water to hit the sliver of food on toothpick.

food fell and puffer supped it. as i got many potted plants, i bred a special pot of small spiral snails and fed that to puffer.

she loved it and would use her strong beaked mouth to crash the snail, eating the soft morsels and expelling the crushed shells through its gill.

very interesting to watch. u can hear the crunching sound even....but in the end, puffer was brutally murdered by lauhankoo...who fed it with big piece of cooked shrimp. the shrimp is adulterated with oil from mum's cooking...and the next day, my puffer was floating tummy up.....DEAD!!.;(

then...there were my cute cute spider training program...and all weird things i trained my pets like stick insects, dragonfly, beetles, dogs, ducks, chicken , rooster, guinea pigs, hamster, rabbits, grass snake, bb cobra,...etc...u name it most like i had and trained them before...

currently training my 4 yrs old nephew...to be a trick ah boy...intend to bring him for 7th mth ge tai...then i will be FATT KA BEH JIN CHU......hahahaha....;9)

if u like my weird and uncanny pets that i used to have and trained....buy tickets now....;9)