"ttk, good! i think u r pretty stressed...in that case i won't disturb u any further..." from nowhere i blurted out this "caring" words...heng ah! what good excuse to siam..."i see u maybe tmr....u sleep until u shiok then u call me ok...bye hor...."
he gave me another firm bearhug....i tot i felt a light peck on my cheek....*blush*....we separated.
i walked to SUNTEC CITY heading towards the nearest bus stop along NICOLL HIGHWAY. all the doors to SUNTEC mall were closed. i took a long long walk before i reached the bus stop.
HELL!...my bus just sped by...i checked the bus schedule. THAT WAS MY LAST BUS....now how?....;(
phone ringing...sibeikang called..."how sar, he got eat u up or not...."
"eat up head ah! u damn suay one! tekan me like that!...next time cannot say cannot!...dun be so zer er!...i am taking taxi back...but HELL! THERE ISN'T ANY CAB!!" i pretended saying i was waiting for cab when i just missed my last bus and silently panicking....
"aiyah! sorry lah sar...really lah...the wifey on heat tonight and want leh...how?" he turned apologetic. "u kept stimulating me with ur teetu rendezvous until i become so erected u know...and the wifey..alamak! HOT MAN TONIGHT!"
"so u coming to pick me or not..not a cab in sight u know!!!" almost screaming now...very desperate.
"ok..ok...cool down...i come now..u wait see u in 10 mins..." he consoled me.
true enough, he was here in his pink retro mini cooper. we want for some light snack of congee. talk rots and then he sent me home.....
concluding episode of the spider, the moke, the kang and the sar....
this morning was up around 8 am...read the shit times with hell of a writeups 6 full pages of new paps candidates...wtf! how cum can give these jokers free ads one hun?...how cum no opp. candidate was mentioned? UNFAIR THE BLOODY PAPS...VOTE THE HELL OUT OF THEM!!!
9am. decided to call CONRAD HOTEL and asked teetukong what was his plan....
"morning, ttk...u awake?"
"....mmph..ohhmm..no bob...i think i will go for the free breakfast...then come back to sleep...." he replied sheepishly.
"ok then...u go back to sleep ...call me when u need me ok..." i told him.
"thanks bob...i think i will sleep until 3pm...then i call u to go with me to buy BEE CHEN HEONG bakwah...see u then...."
so gong gong i waited...and waited...and waited...then i on the internet....and i got a email from teetukong...this was what it said:
Hi Bob,
It was nice indeed having a chance to get to know and meet up with you. All in all, i'm sure we can be friends right? I've finally changed my flight to the earlier one at 17.15 and now at the Changi wating for boarding. I've been sleeping til 1pm then went to Orchard to get the Bee Cheng Hiang things for my colleagues' shopping list.
Keep in touch will u?
teetukong :)
so there's about my brief encounter of this gorgeous thai teetukong who was really like a very chiohunk movie star...but too bad he only got taste for me...and not the chiobus....;9)
...the end...dun flame..he's a nice chap...very sincere and really can be a good pal...a platonic one and not a sexual one...
me monk wannabe...i may sound obscene ...but obscene i m definitely not......;9)
and this was my last email to him....
teetukong,
U know that night when i went back. i walked to the nearest bus stop which like miles and miles away cos all the taxis went into hidling ...they will only come out to pick customer at 1 1/2x midnite charges rate after 12 a.m. ...
AND THERE WAS NO BUS....i tot of returning to sleep with u...but u din invite me when i was with u...i was hoping u would invite me...but u din...:(
so while waiting...(there was no more bus actually....i just missed the last one)...and i waited like an hour up till 12.45am....my friend SIBEIKANG called and i sadly told me what happened.
and it was so touching that he droved down to SUNTEC CITY to pick me up....i was thinking of calling u since transport was available now...but i think u would be doubtful about my words...and even though u were not...u might be too tired or too disappointed with me to entertain...so i din call u...i rather u ve a good rest and then maybe the next day i show u around...
and today, i waited the whole day in my house....after i called u in the morning to show u around....but after that there wasn't anymore news from u....:(
TU, if u like me...or any other person...u must be mindful and let them know what's happening...u cannot leave that person hanging in the air dunno what u want him to do...
i hope u could be more mindful when u meet with the next person u like or love...or whatever...
u r a very very nice chap except u must learn to be aware of the other person's feeling....
i think ...i really do like u TU...and hope there would be a next time....and everything wasn't so rush like this....
so i hope to u see again....if u come and treat me as pal...U CALL ME OK...AND TRY TO STAY A BIT LONGER TO ALLOW ME TO SHOW U AROUND...I STILL OWE U A NICE CANDLELIGHT STEAK DINNER I PROMISED U....
bye TU....take care...DON'T OVER STRESS URSELF WITH ALL THOSE WORKS...UR HEALTH MORE IMPORTANT...AND TO ME, U DO LOOK REALLY REALLY STRESSED...TAKE CARE OK...for me...bye...:)
love,
bob leetahsar
and my rendezvous with the thai teetukong ends...hopefully we could be pals...and very good one...i hope...and hopefully i could steer him back to be a straight normal chiohunk guy who would definitely benefit some chiobu......ornitoufo.....;9)
the end
Sunday, April 02, 2006
WHAT IS A MOKE?
this is the same moke that appears in M1 advertisement.....this was the old orange moke sbk just sold. his new one is a red colored moke...even cuter...:)
PART2...THE SPIDER, THE MOKE, THE KANG AND THE SAR....
My hp rang. it was sms: BE ARRIVING AT 1145 TERMINAL ONE TG403...
so it's confirmed teetukong (male spider) from thai is coming....
what was i suppose to do...u hiao lor...ding dong ding dong flirted with unknown thai teetukong...made him orgasmic with all ur flirtatious phrases...AND NOW ...HE'S COMING FOR ME....he wants to eat me up...I M GOING TO DIE PAIN PAIN THIS TIME..UNLESS I COULD WRIGGLE MYSELF OUT OF THIS AWKARD sexescape.....:(
FRIDAY....the arrival of thai teetukong...ttk for short...
that morning i called sibeikang for timsum breakfast and related the whole matter to him..he was laughing and spitting his century egg congee all over the table....
"sar, u damn hiao, u know....for nothing u backside itchy n flirted with msner...a GAY ONE SOME more....hahahahaha....!" there sbk went again...spitting all the congees all over the table.
"sbk...pls lah...u gotta to help me...", i pleaded with him. " can u keep tonight free or not....we go meet him up...i very very excited and confused now lei...i mean i really din think he would just fly down to see me u know...i ve such attraction meh?"
"hahahaha...ya u got...especially when u told them u r still a 24k virge.....every ttks would love to eat u up alive and in one piece...hahahahah...."there he went again...i think half of the congee was spitted out all over the table...:(
"ok, lah...i help u lah...but pls hor...dun ask me to do a threesome....i am married with a kid, hor...hahahahaha..." sbk finally obliged.
after we finished our morning makan, he drove me to the nearest mrt and zoomed off in his new red moke. he just sold his orange one and made a tonne from it....
it was still quite early about 9.30am so i went into the nearby BREADTALK and bought some breads cos i got discount coupons. before that already tar pau some timsum too...for the ttk...so that just case...also for myself...just in case again...
since whether was so hot, i bought a chrysan tea for ttk...yes! i am forever a thought sweet goon king...
finally boarded the mrt heading to CHANGI AIRPORT.....
1115 reached TERMINAL 2. proceeded to look for the SKY TRAIN that links to T1...and hell! sky train broke down...after i had located it...it broke down...and wasted much of my time...NO WONDER CHANGI AIRPORT DIN GET THE TOP AIRPORT OF THE WORLD AWARD THIS TIME....
WHAT TO DO?...went out of the airport and chased after the shuttle bus going to T!.
1145 just nice...about to reach T1. handpone sms rang: W R U?
replied i, IN THE AIRPORT....abrupt silence....
rang to check which belt TG403 passengers suppose to exit...OH NO! the plane already landed at 1120..i was 25 mins late.
handphone rang, sms read: ALREADY LEFT AIRPORT WITH BOSS. CAN U JOIN ME FOR LUNCH IN CONRAD HOTEL IN 20 MINS. VE SEMINAR THERE...
damn disappointed!, replied: CAN U MEET ME TONIGHT INSTEAD AFTER UR SEMINAR?
ttk's reply; SORRY MY SEMINAR END AT 1OPM....I CALL U THEN ...SORRY BOB....
i was really disappointed and out of breath...i stood gong gong at the glass exit numbered 17....looked at my big bags smalls bags of timsum and BREADTALKS x breads....and my bottle of chrysan cooling tea...
oh! WHAT THE HECK!....sat on the bench and munch off everything. hungry what! so eat lor...finished everything and then went home...
whole morning, cbl - CHO BO LAN - ran here and ran there...and still miss the teetukong who gave me the wrong info telling me his plane land at 1145...WTF!
so what to do....waited until the night for his instruction.
phone rang. sibeikang asked, " so how sar...u met ur ttk or not?...hahahahaha..."
"meet ur head lah!! that bloody joker gave me all the wrong eta....i missed him...he already gone off to CONRAD HOTEL...he told me to meet him up again tonight about after 10pm..how u wanna come with me?"
"ok lor....we go and see ur ttk lor...hahahahaha..."
...."and by the way, u ven't bought ur rubber...ESPIRE CONDOMS at watson cheap sale u know....all rubbers less 20%...and dun forget ur KY gel...hahahahaha....!"
"shit, sbk! we r just pals...we flirted in the msn...that's about all....i ven't even met him....what's all this nonsense u talking to me?" i was quite pissed. his crappy jokes were gradually getting onto my nerves....
"aiyah...ok lah...u want...i spare u some of my strawberry flavoured one...hahahahaha...!"
.............
10pm...exactly....my house phone rang...."HELLO, bob...this is ttk....yes...sorry...i gave u landing time....the plane landed earlier by half an hour....i forgot to inform u....so u want come....to CONRAD HOTEL....i am staying alone....u stay with me tonight...is it ok?" a soft spoken voice was finally heard from this thai ttk.
"er...TTK....maybe i see u first then we discuss, ok? " i replied.
"Ok then, u come to my hotel...i meet u there at lobby...see then..."
i called sibeikang immediately and was quite pissed off from his excuses: "sorry sar...now with wifey shopping at imm leh...cannot come with u now...later...later u call me again...can?"
what to do? off i went after changing....took a bus down...when i alight...oh my shit! HOW BLUR SOTONG I CAN GET!....i mistook CARLTON HOTEL for CONRAD HOTEL...now where the hell is CONRAD HOTEL???!!
desperately, i called sbk and asked...and he burst out laughing again..."aiyah sar! u really damn blurr...CONRAD is at MARINA lah..u dingaling....hahahaha!"
great! what was i suppose to do? having no choice i hailed a cab...and soon reached CONRAD in MARINA near to SUNTEC CITY.
entered the hotel main door. headed straight to the receptionist who page for me teetukong from his room. waited at the lobby in anticipation.
soon ttk came. wow! this joker was gorgeous...exactly like a film star...my god! how come he is gay?? i kept asking myself...and how come he was interested in me??
did my flirty words ...like "u sent ripples to this otherwise lonely and old dead heart" .... orgasmic him until he could not tahan and keen to see me...leetahsar...the silliest blurrest goon king?
............
he saw me. i stood up to greet him. i held out my hands..he approached me...and instead of shook hands, he grabbed me. he bearhugged me...i was stunned. shit! if it was monica, i would not hesitate...but this is teetukong whom i had never met before. this was the first time i meet him...and he jacket me...no joke!
oh well! u jacket me...i jacket back! my goodness! my tummy could feel his abs...and i think he must had feel my ter yue...u know pig lard tummy....;9)
after a brief introduction we sat at the lobby sofa and chatted.
he told me he wanted to go MUSTAFFA...the 24 hr indian shopping mall at serangoon...so how? right! called sibeikang who promised to be my driver for the evening.
"hello, sbk, could u come down now to CONRAD...my pal wants to go MUSTAFFA...." i very courteously asked.
"cannot leh...just got home unpacking groceries now...and then going for shower..then...ok...u wait ....i call u back again"....*click!*
i explained to ttk that i called my good pal sbk to come pick us up with his MOKE....his face blanked...and asked "What is a moke, bob?"
"OH! it's a car with 4 wheels...no roof...no doors...just 4 seats and a steering wheel..."
this is the same moke that appears in M1 advertisement.....
"hahaha...oic...", ttk was curious.
so we chatted. he told me that temasek had indirectly ruin thaksin their pm...and he was going to be history soon cos many thais hated him for exploiting the thai tax system. he made billions from the sales of his telco company without the need to pay a single cent tax...and all the thais are unhappy....they hated thaksin...they hated the jinx and the clown...and they definitely wanted to blow up temasek if they could....
soon it was approach 11.30pm....what was keeping sibeikang who was suppose to call me whether he was coming or not...
so i called him again. "sorry sar...me now jacking the wifey...huh..huh..er..arrh..ah...sorry...u go ahead first to...er...ahh..ahh..hahhh....MUSTAFFA...ahh..ahh call..ahh u later..." ....*click*...shit! he did that again twice tonight on me...;9(
i was quite embarrassed. i told ttk we proceed to MUSTAFFA by cab...but it was 11.30pm...the ghostly hour for cabs...ALL VANISHED INTO THIN AIR...all waiting for the 12am timing to re appear and chop passenger 1 1/2 times the usual rate.....
we waited...and waited....not a single cab in sight...and the queue at the hotel's front car porch was like getting longer....
ttk looked at me...i looked back blankly. finally he said in a tone of disappointment, "bob, can we cancel the whole thing? i think i am quite tired...i go back to sleep....u wanna to come with me to my room?....we sleep together....?"
bloody shit sibeikang!...u really knew how to tekan me...u really want me to be de-flower by thai ttk....now i dunno what to say...i flirted like anything...and now this ttk wanted action...and live one...my god!
HELP!!!
...............
so it's confirmed teetukong (male spider) from thai is coming....
what was i suppose to do...u hiao lor...ding dong ding dong flirted with unknown thai teetukong...made him orgasmic with all ur flirtatious phrases...AND NOW ...HE'S COMING FOR ME....he wants to eat me up...I M GOING TO DIE PAIN PAIN THIS TIME..UNLESS I COULD WRIGGLE MYSELF OUT OF THIS AWKARD sexescape.....:(
FRIDAY....the arrival of thai teetukong...ttk for short...
that morning i called sibeikang for timsum breakfast and related the whole matter to him..he was laughing and spitting his century egg congee all over the table....
"sar, u damn hiao, u know....for nothing u backside itchy n flirted with msner...a GAY ONE SOME more....hahahahaha....!" there sbk went again...spitting all the congees all over the table.
"sbk...pls lah...u gotta to help me...", i pleaded with him. " can u keep tonight free or not....we go meet him up...i very very excited and confused now lei...i mean i really din think he would just fly down to see me u know...i ve such attraction meh?"
"hahahaha...ya u got...especially when u told them u r still a 24k virge.....every ttks would love to eat u up alive and in one piece...hahahahah...."there he went again...i think half of the congee was spitted out all over the table...:(
"ok, lah...i help u lah...but pls hor...dun ask me to do a threesome....i am married with a kid, hor...hahahahaha..." sbk finally obliged.
after we finished our morning makan, he drove me to the nearest mrt and zoomed off in his new red moke. he just sold his orange one and made a tonne from it....
it was still quite early about 9.30am so i went into the nearby BREADTALK and bought some breads cos i got discount coupons. before that already tar pau some timsum too...for the ttk...so that just case...also for myself...just in case again...
since whether was so hot, i bought a chrysan tea for ttk...yes! i am forever a thought sweet goon king...
finally boarded the mrt heading to CHANGI AIRPORT.....
1115 reached TERMINAL 2. proceeded to look for the SKY TRAIN that links to T1...and hell! sky train broke down...after i had located it...it broke down...and wasted much of my time...NO WONDER CHANGI AIRPORT DIN GET THE TOP AIRPORT OF THE WORLD AWARD THIS TIME....
WHAT TO DO?...went out of the airport and chased after the shuttle bus going to T!.
1145 just nice...about to reach T1. handpone sms rang: W R U?
replied i, IN THE AIRPORT....abrupt silence....
rang to check which belt TG403 passengers suppose to exit...OH NO! the plane already landed at 1120..i was 25 mins late.
handphone rang, sms read: ALREADY LEFT AIRPORT WITH BOSS. CAN U JOIN ME FOR LUNCH IN CONRAD HOTEL IN 20 MINS. VE SEMINAR THERE...
damn disappointed!, replied: CAN U MEET ME TONIGHT INSTEAD AFTER UR SEMINAR?
ttk's reply; SORRY MY SEMINAR END AT 1OPM....I CALL U THEN ...SORRY BOB....
i was really disappointed and out of breath...i stood gong gong at the glass exit numbered 17....looked at my big bags smalls bags of timsum and BREADTALKS x breads....and my bottle of chrysan cooling tea...
oh! WHAT THE HECK!....sat on the bench and munch off everything. hungry what! so eat lor...finished everything and then went home...
whole morning, cbl - CHO BO LAN - ran here and ran there...and still miss the teetukong who gave me the wrong info telling me his plane land at 1145...WTF!
so what to do....waited until the night for his instruction.
phone rang. sibeikang asked, " so how sar...u met ur ttk or not?...hahahahaha..."
"meet ur head lah!! that bloody joker gave me all the wrong eta....i missed him...he already gone off to CONRAD HOTEL...he told me to meet him up again tonight about after 10pm..how u wanna come with me?"
"ok lor....we go and see ur ttk lor...hahahahaha..."
...."and by the way, u ven't bought ur rubber...ESPIRE CONDOMS at watson cheap sale u know....all rubbers less 20%...and dun forget ur KY gel...hahahahaha....!"
"shit, sbk! we r just pals...we flirted in the msn...that's about all....i ven't even met him....what's all this nonsense u talking to me?" i was quite pissed. his crappy jokes were gradually getting onto my nerves....
"aiyah...ok lah...u want...i spare u some of my strawberry flavoured one...hahahahaha...!"
.............
10pm...exactly....my house phone rang...."HELLO, bob...this is ttk....yes...sorry...i gave u landing time....the plane landed earlier by half an hour....i forgot to inform u....so u want come....to CONRAD HOTEL....i am staying alone....u stay with me tonight...is it ok?" a soft spoken voice was finally heard from this thai ttk.
"er...TTK....maybe i see u first then we discuss, ok? " i replied.
"Ok then, u come to my hotel...i meet u there at lobby...see then..."
i called sibeikang immediately and was quite pissed off from his excuses: "sorry sar...now with wifey shopping at imm leh...cannot come with u now...later...later u call me again...can?"
what to do? off i went after changing....took a bus down...when i alight...oh my shit! HOW BLUR SOTONG I CAN GET!....i mistook CARLTON HOTEL for CONRAD HOTEL...now where the hell is CONRAD HOTEL???!!
desperately, i called sbk and asked...and he burst out laughing again..."aiyah sar! u really damn blurr...CONRAD is at MARINA lah..u dingaling....hahahaha!"
great! what was i suppose to do? having no choice i hailed a cab...and soon reached CONRAD in MARINA near to SUNTEC CITY.
entered the hotel main door. headed straight to the receptionist who page for me teetukong from his room. waited at the lobby in anticipation.
soon ttk came. wow! this joker was gorgeous...exactly like a film star...my god! how come he is gay?? i kept asking myself...and how come he was interested in me??
did my flirty words ...like "u sent ripples to this otherwise lonely and old dead heart" .... orgasmic him until he could not tahan and keen to see me...leetahsar...the silliest blurrest goon king?
............
he saw me. i stood up to greet him. i held out my hands..he approached me...and instead of shook hands, he grabbed me. he bearhugged me...i was stunned. shit! if it was monica, i would not hesitate...but this is teetukong whom i had never met before. this was the first time i meet him...and he jacket me...no joke!
oh well! u jacket me...i jacket back! my goodness! my tummy could feel his abs...and i think he must had feel my ter yue...u know pig lard tummy....;9)
after a brief introduction we sat at the lobby sofa and chatted.
he told me he wanted to go MUSTAFFA...the 24 hr indian shopping mall at serangoon...so how? right! called sibeikang who promised to be my driver for the evening.
"hello, sbk, could u come down now to CONRAD...my pal wants to go MUSTAFFA...." i very courteously asked.
"cannot leh...just got home unpacking groceries now...and then going for shower..then...ok...u wait ....i call u back again"....*click!*
i explained to ttk that i called my good pal sbk to come pick us up with his MOKE....his face blanked...and asked "What is a moke, bob?"
"OH! it's a car with 4 wheels...no roof...no doors...just 4 seats and a steering wheel..."
this is the same moke that appears in M1 advertisement.....
"hahaha...oic...", ttk was curious.
so we chatted. he told me that temasek had indirectly ruin thaksin their pm...and he was going to be history soon cos many thais hated him for exploiting the thai tax system. he made billions from the sales of his telco company without the need to pay a single cent tax...and all the thais are unhappy....they hated thaksin...they hated the jinx and the clown...and they definitely wanted to blow up temasek if they could....
soon it was approach 11.30pm....what was keeping sibeikang who was suppose to call me whether he was coming or not...
so i called him again. "sorry sar...me now jacking the wifey...huh..huh..er..arrh..ah...sorry...u go ahead first to...er...ahh..ahh..hahhh....MUSTAFFA...ahh..ahh call..ahh u later..." ....*click*...shit! he did that again twice tonight on me...;9(
i was quite embarrassed. i told ttk we proceed to MUSTAFFA by cab...but it was 11.30pm...the ghostly hour for cabs...ALL VANISHED INTO THIN AIR...all waiting for the 12am timing to re appear and chop passenger 1 1/2 times the usual rate.....
we waited...and waited....not a single cab in sight...and the queue at the hotel's front car porch was like getting longer....
ttk looked at me...i looked back blankly. finally he said in a tone of disappointment, "bob, can we cancel the whole thing? i think i am quite tired...i go back to sleep....u wanna to come with me to my room?....we sleep together....?"
bloody shit sibeikang!...u really knew how to tekan me...u really want me to be de-flower by thai ttk....now i dunno what to say...i flirted like anything...and now this ttk wanted action...and live one...my god!
HELP!!!
...............
DAYS OF MY NURSING LIFE....
DAYS OF MY NURSING LIFE....
SOMEone asked me about my nursing life...the daily routine...so i tell this very sickening experience i gone through one fine day...
body dry cleaning: i used lukewarm water, towel and soft soap....and those grey areas i also need to mop...
if patient is not weak, i would ask him to do it himself...if he's in coma...then too bad..i gotta to do it...
there was one bloody shit indian...totally drunk...and he drove me nuts...but i left a few souvenir for him...i pinched him blue black...this was what happened..
the police brought this dead meat in....i stripped him...dry bathed him..cos damn fucking stink!
finished...he vomitted...shit! gotta to repeat...finished he peed...damn fucking stink! repeat...but i pinched him..and remind him how he tormented me 3x...and that was when his anaconda came alive...shit!....lucky me male power missy...if this was carried out by a mei mei missy...sure screamed one!
this arsehole...actually ejaculated ....wtf!....and i had to clean him up...the juices and all...shit!...i complained to matron...and after cleaning everything...when he awoke, we called the police...and off he went to be charged from creating public nuisance for being helplessly drunk...
his fucking urine stink like anything...and so was his vomittus...and his bloody sperm missiles....hiazz...! i gave up...
this was only one of the torture this poor male missy had to put up with...wait till u hear the rest.....:(
then there were sadistic young houseman...doctor in training whose favorite pastime was to tekan male missy...especially chiohunk one like me....
"male nurse, come...." he would start. "please get some shit sample from this ah pek patient...u gotta to dig the most foul portion...and bring it to lab to test...ok?"
what to do? sure ok lah...then what?
off i went to the pantry. tried to look for sample container...and the biggest i got was about the size of a fifty cent coin. next looked for wooden spatula - like ice cream stick...except about 5x bigger...
so that u ve it...one small little sample container; one humongous ice cream stick...
next tell ah pek to drink laxative and wanna pang sai, please yell for me...i put bedpan next to him...
true enough...half an hour later..."missy..missy!...ai pang sai liao...quick come..." yelled the bloody lau ah pek.
i had to dash to his side cos got to check whether got bleeding or not. so screen him up...privacy u know...with me inside "enjoying" the natural human aroma of the stinkiest shit..
that's not the end...the worst was just beginning for me...
when lau ah pek finished his business, i was suppose to go dig for "gold"...the foulest gold that i could find...SHIT!!!
now left hand with tiny plastic sample container, right hand armed with humongous wooden spatula, i started my "treasure hunt".
hell! the stench...oh my god! even with the mask dipped with AXE MEDICATED oil...i could still smell the evil stench!
when i suppose to put it into the little container, it was all over my index and thumb in between...oh my god!....:(
i closed and sealed the container. put in into a plastic seal and rushed immediately to clean the cursed souvenir on my forefinger and thumb.
hell! the shit was gone...but the terrible stench...it remained...even i poured raw SUTTOL...over the infected parts....
next lunchtime...do u think i can eat anymore?...i ordered beef noodle. the moment i saw those beef balls...i couldn't stand it no longer...off i rushed to the toilet...and vomitted like hell!
that lunch was the most sadistic lunch in my life!..i only drank the fruit juice..and was weak all over...my god!
DO U LOVE TO BE A MALE MISSY NOW???
SOMEone asked me about my nursing life...the daily routine...so i tell this very sickening experience i gone through one fine day...
body dry cleaning: i used lukewarm water, towel and soft soap....and those grey areas i also need to mop...
if patient is not weak, i would ask him to do it himself...if he's in coma...then too bad..i gotta to do it...
there was one bloody shit indian...totally drunk...and he drove me nuts...but i left a few souvenir for him...i pinched him blue black...this was what happened..
the police brought this dead meat in....i stripped him...dry bathed him..cos damn fucking stink!
finished...he vomitted...shit! gotta to repeat...finished he peed...damn fucking stink! repeat...but i pinched him..and remind him how he tormented me 3x...and that was when his anaconda came alive...shit!....lucky me male power missy...if this was carried out by a mei mei missy...sure screamed one!
this arsehole...actually ejaculated ....wtf!....and i had to clean him up...the juices and all...shit!...i complained to matron...and after cleaning everything...when he awoke, we called the police...and off he went to be charged from creating public nuisance for being helplessly drunk...
his fucking urine stink like anything...and so was his vomittus...and his bloody sperm missiles....hiazz...! i gave up...
this was only one of the torture this poor male missy had to put up with...wait till u hear the rest.....:(
then there were sadistic young houseman...doctor in training whose favorite pastime was to tekan male missy...especially chiohunk one like me....
"male nurse, come...." he would start. "please get some shit sample from this ah pek patient...u gotta to dig the most foul portion...and bring it to lab to test...ok?"
what to do? sure ok lah...then what?
off i went to the pantry. tried to look for sample container...and the biggest i got was about the size of a fifty cent coin. next looked for wooden spatula - like ice cream stick...except about 5x bigger...
so that u ve it...one small little sample container; one humongous ice cream stick...
next tell ah pek to drink laxative and wanna pang sai, please yell for me...i put bedpan next to him...
true enough...half an hour later..."missy..missy!...ai pang sai liao...quick come..." yelled the bloody lau ah pek.
i had to dash to his side cos got to check whether got bleeding or not. so screen him up...privacy u know...with me inside "enjoying" the natural human aroma of the stinkiest shit..
that's not the end...the worst was just beginning for me...
when lau ah pek finished his business, i was suppose to go dig for "gold"...the foulest gold that i could find...SHIT!!!
now left hand with tiny plastic sample container, right hand armed with humongous wooden spatula, i started my "treasure hunt".
hell! the stench...oh my god! even with the mask dipped with AXE MEDICATED oil...i could still smell the evil stench!
when i suppose to put it into the little container, it was all over my index and thumb in between...oh my god!....:(
i closed and sealed the container. put in into a plastic seal and rushed immediately to clean the cursed souvenir on my forefinger and thumb.
hell! the shit was gone...but the terrible stench...it remained...even i poured raw SUTTOL...over the infected parts....
next lunchtime...do u think i can eat anymore?...i ordered beef noodle. the moment i saw those beef balls...i couldn't stand it no longer...off i rushed to the toilet...and vomitted like hell!
that lunch was the most sadistic lunch in my life!..i only drank the fruit juice..and was weak all over...my god!
DO U LOVE TO BE A MALE MISSY NOW???
From: BabaEro11 29-Mar 23:24
To: leetahsar 1654 of 1665
But he is after your 24K Golden mint to de virginise you.
From: leetahsar 30-Mar 09:19
To: BabaEro11 1655 of 1665
83628.1655 in reply to 83628.1654
i presume so....but i am as curious as u how all this teetukongs and teetujias get to know me and msn me....whenever i on my pc, msns will start flowing in like tsunami.....now i dare not open up the msn icon...:9(
anway, this teetukong is real looker...like some kind of movie star, u know...and rich...and young...and shit!..what am i talking....will this be the end of my 24k mint virge???
stay tune today to find out!...me just as curious...but i dunno i sense a certain strong affintiy with him.....;9)
er..do i need to carry some rubbers just in case? or wear extra undies...maybe ask mum whether she got chastitiy bell for orifices protection?
To: leetahsar 1654 of 1665
But he is after your 24K Golden mint to de virginise you.
From: leetahsar 30-Mar 09:19
To: BabaEro11 1655 of 1665
83628.1655 in reply to 83628.1654
i presume so....but i am as curious as u how all this teetukongs and teetujias get to know me and msn me....whenever i on my pc, msns will start flowing in like tsunami.....now i dare not open up the msn icon...:9(
anway, this teetukong is real looker...like some kind of movie star, u know...and rich...and young...and shit!..what am i talking....will this be the end of my 24k mint virge???
stay tune today to find out!...me just as curious...but i dunno i sense a certain strong affintiy with him.....;9)
er..do i need to carry some rubbers just in case? or wear extra undies...maybe ask mum whether she got chastitiy bell for orifices protection?
THE ARRIVAL OF THAI TEETUKONG....
THE ARRIVAL OF THAI TEETUKONG....RA upheaval starting again....
these days quite bo liao...so i mess with MSN....u know the like chat relay kind of things.
so i put my pic up in the msn...and u know something...i actually msn-ed AUSSIEB...my long lost brother in oz...serious...we like msn-ed for quite long. he even long distance called me....i was pleasantly surprised...right AUSSIEB?....;9)
now something weird is happening to me this days....teetukongs and teetujias aplenty....so from nowhere some unknown strangers would msn me...i got msg from butches and bitches too...really sexy and lesbo ones...u name it ..i got it...and gay/lesbo couples all over the world...my god!
one fine day, i got a really touching msn from a thai chinese guy...my god! he fell in love with me!!!
i was really really flattered....here i am with an imminent visit from my indo chiobu gf...and there on the other hand, a guy falling head over heel for me...the goon...the silly old sotong ugly like fuck goon king??!!
he told me i was cute with my newly grown moustache...and i looked so welcoming and friendly...that i must agree....:)
but i told him...me poor old man...retired...broke...and very bo liao ...only posting bo liao threads and writing lame mo lei tao stories in the net...and get myself flamed and roasted...no money at all....
the more he loved me...oh my god! so ok lor...since he so on...me started my bo liao flirting with him...and shit...i had to be so creative and romantic..and i remember hitting this line to him...which now i reallly ledi regret...:(
he said he dreamt of me...(oh shit...i was asking for it!)...so i blur blur flirt back...and said..."YOU SEND RIPPLES TO OTHERWISE A DEAD OLD LONELY HEART...) die! he orgasmic...and now he said he's coming to meet me......
next he msn-ed his pic...his big palace house in bangkok....the exotic places like TIBET he had been...his dalmatians, doberman, rotweillers....my god...HE IS A DAMN RICH chiohunk...he is freaking handsome...like a movie star....and my god! if i were to be gay...i would definitely feel his love rippling through me.....hahahaha...;9)
he was so enthusiastic about me! he's a 30+, big time self-employed businessman with a booming family business. he was a thai teochew and father like owing big big businesses...and shit! he fell for me...this blur goon king!!??
so there u r, my secret weapon up my pants...i mean my sleeve...this guy...let's call him TEETUKONG...my secret weapon to send choobeebee back to jarkata and make sure she gives up on me...
she needs to be frank to herself....she doesn't really want me. she only needs me as her life buoy when she lost her luxury liner in the open sea...she just need me for her to hold on until the next glorious yacht passes by for her...and i would be discarded floating aimlessly in the wild high sea again...
and so TEETUKONG..i m counting on u now to rid her once and for all....this friday...me will be meeting him...he's coming...my TEETUKONG....my "ripples" sender...
BUT PLS LAH...ME NOT GAY, OK...and no flaming hor...if u flame ...i stop my reality story...to be cont'd after this friday's rendezvous....
lai ya!...buy tickets...juicy...XXX stories coming soon ah!!...RA rated ...restricted to open minded audience only....;9)
these days quite bo liao...so i mess with MSN....u know the like chat relay kind of things.
so i put my pic up in the msn...and u know something...i actually msn-ed AUSSIEB...my long lost brother in oz...serious...we like msn-ed for quite long. he even long distance called me....i was pleasantly surprised...right AUSSIEB?....;9)
now something weird is happening to me this days....teetukongs and teetujias aplenty....so from nowhere some unknown strangers would msn me...i got msg from butches and bitches too...really sexy and lesbo ones...u name it ..i got it...and gay/lesbo couples all over the world...my god!
one fine day, i got a really touching msn from a thai chinese guy...my god! he fell in love with me!!!
i was really really flattered....here i am with an imminent visit from my indo chiobu gf...and there on the other hand, a guy falling head over heel for me...the goon...the silly old sotong ugly like fuck goon king??!!
he told me i was cute with my newly grown moustache...and i looked so welcoming and friendly...that i must agree....:)
but i told him...me poor old man...retired...broke...and very bo liao ...only posting bo liao threads and writing lame mo lei tao stories in the net...and get myself flamed and roasted...no money at all....
the more he loved me...oh my god! so ok lor...since he so on...me started my bo liao flirting with him...and shit...i had to be so creative and romantic..and i remember hitting this line to him...which now i reallly ledi regret...:(
he said he dreamt of me...(oh shit...i was asking for it!)...so i blur blur flirt back...and said..."YOU SEND RIPPLES TO OTHERWISE A DEAD OLD LONELY HEART...) die! he orgasmic...and now he said he's coming to meet me......
next he msn-ed his pic...his big palace house in bangkok....the exotic places like TIBET he had been...his dalmatians, doberman, rotweillers....my god...HE IS A DAMN RICH chiohunk...he is freaking handsome...like a movie star....and my god! if i were to be gay...i would definitely feel his love rippling through me.....hahahaha...;9)
he was so enthusiastic about me! he's a 30+, big time self-employed businessman with a booming family business. he was a thai teochew and father like owing big big businesses...and shit! he fell for me...this blur goon king!!??
so there u r, my secret weapon up my pants...i mean my sleeve...this guy...let's call him TEETUKONG...my secret weapon to send choobeebee back to jarkata and make sure she gives up on me...
she needs to be frank to herself....she doesn't really want me. she only needs me as her life buoy when she lost her luxury liner in the open sea...she just need me for her to hold on until the next glorious yacht passes by for her...and i would be discarded floating aimlessly in the wild high sea again...
and so TEETUKONG..i m counting on u now to rid her once and for all....this friday...me will be meeting him...he's coming...my TEETUKONG....my "ripples" sender...
BUT PLS LAH...ME NOT GAY, OK...and no flaming hor...if u flame ...i stop my reality story...to be cont'd after this friday's rendezvous....
lai ya!...buy tickets...juicy...XXX stories coming soon ah!!...RA rated ...restricted to open minded audience only....;9)
THE ODD COUPLE IN HOLLAND ROAD
THE ODD COUPLE IN HOLLAND ROAD
u dun ve to do charity by donating money.....if that's the case then all the poors are uncharitable people....
yesterday i was at a funny poor old odd couple's flat in holland rd. it was a multi-usuage single hall flat....u know the hall is also the bedroom.
i was there with sibeikang delivering mattress which the couple ordered.
on entering the place, it was such a mess with alots of junks and mismatched stuffs....but on closer look, they were quite interesting junks.
i saw a ceramic owl on a stick with flapping movable wings. it interested me and caught my attention...
without even thinking, the mrs gave that to me knowing i like it...and insisted that i have it...
that was another form of COMPASSION...a form of charity....anything that we do to make the opp party happy...well loved...feel warmed...and shiok....(beside the sex thing).....is compassion already...IT'S CHARITY done without even she knowing it....
and they were just plain simple poor folks who ordered the cheapest mattress sibeikang's company advertised....
so ornitoufo to them...weather was damn hot ...and the husband even asked me whether i want a electric fan which he picked up and repaired..
he had so many repaired workable units....he could have jolly well sold it...but he wanted me to have it...of course i couldn't take it....i dun need it...but his asking already make me realise in the poor, compassion flows much easier....
ornitoufo to the odd couple in holland rd....ornitoufo to their heart of gold.....
u dun ve to do charity by donating money.....if that's the case then all the poors are uncharitable people....
yesterday i was at a funny poor old odd couple's flat in holland rd. it was a multi-usuage single hall flat....u know the hall is also the bedroom.
i was there with sibeikang delivering mattress which the couple ordered.
on entering the place, it was such a mess with alots of junks and mismatched stuffs....but on closer look, they were quite interesting junks.
i saw a ceramic owl on a stick with flapping movable wings. it interested me and caught my attention...
without even thinking, the mrs gave that to me knowing i like it...and insisted that i have it...
that was another form of COMPASSION...a form of charity....anything that we do to make the opp party happy...well loved...feel warmed...and shiok....(beside the sex thing).....is compassion already...IT'S CHARITY done without even she knowing it....
and they were just plain simple poor folks who ordered the cheapest mattress sibeikang's company advertised....
so ornitoufo to them...weather was damn hot ...and the husband even asked me whether i want a electric fan which he picked up and repaired..
he had so many repaired workable units....he could have jolly well sold it...but he wanted me to have it...of course i couldn't take it....i dun need it...but his asking already make me realise in the poor, compassion flows much easier....
ornitoufo to the odd couple in holland rd....ornitoufo to their heart of gold.....
RELATIVE & ABSOLUTE COMPASSION/HAPPINESS
Matters of the Heart - RELATIVE & ABSOLUTE COMPASSION/HAPPINESS
i dunno about this DENISE PHUA (a new pap candidate) being the president of the AUTUISM. she got an autustic child and therefore she advocates this charitable organisation.
suppose she got a normal kid, would she still be that compassionate and interested in other people's autustic children? will she still be that on and involved?
ask her this and see how she reacts and answers....
her compassion is another example of another RELATIVE COMPASSION....my child is autustic that's why i AM THE PRESIDENT here....
if my child is normal...sorry no time to handle!
--oo0oo--
PLS excuse me for my indirect how lian...i can't think of an immediate example besides this one i m going to ...er...pai seh tell or brag if u seem fit....
EXAMPLE:
leetahsar one fine day followed sibeikang to deliver mattresses....free of charge...since when did he pay me anything?
one kindly lau kuaybu client electrocuted by my soulful gazing eyes, gave me $10 tips....and sibeikang seeing the tips asked for half of it which i gong gong gave him....leaving me only $5.
oh jolly molly! might as well good what! could eat a decent dinner tonight...
sibeikang instead of sending me home after the day's chore, dropped me off at GINZA PLAZA...and i suppose to chase after the bus, u know to return home at queenstown....;9(
so i went into ginza to jalan jalan....i saw an old bent lau auntie at a corner with a big pile of newspaper and some aluminium cans.
poor auntie could not even stand up after squatting there. luckily, this blur goon was walking past. i approached her and held her hands and lifted her up on her two feeble feet.
auntie smiled and thank me...i walked away. Paused. turned. walked back to lau auntie...
"ah ermmmh," i asked, "u want to sell those pile of newspaper is it?" she nodded her head.
ok lor, i gave her my $5 and bought from her the pile of junks to be discarded....if i dun buy, it would burden her and i doubt she could get even 50c for it...and so be it...there went my dinner....
she thanked me profusely...i told her...no lah..ah ermmh i bought from u the newspaper what...i should be the one thanking her....
YES I SHOULD BE THE ONE THANKING HER....WHY?
by allowing me to do this humble deed, the warm glow within my heart is PRICELESS and indeed worth more than my $5.....'9)
this my dear all friends...is ABSOLUTE COMPASSION WITH THE ABSOLUTE KIND OF HAPPINESS u will feel...
ornitoufo...forgive me for my how lian-ness....pai seh...
--oo0oo--
what the heck! i tot. tonight would be maggie mee again maybe with an added egg...oh well! might as well gotta rid this tummy fats, u know...
but no! heaven blessed me! gof pal called me out of the blue. said wanted to treat me cos RAMA THAI got special offer for claypot whole sharkfins. told me to wait at home, he come to pick me and off we went to wallop our sharkfins.
he paid; i supped.....;9)...so that night no cheapo maggie mee for me...only sharkfin with an added whole abalone, black pepper crabs with vermecilli, and free desserts of birds' nest soup....serious no joke...the dessert they gave free....;9) each person a generous bowl some more....
so girls and guys...DO GOOD...EVEN IF U R NOT REWARDED...THE WARM GLOWING FEELING WITHIN U IS REALLY REALLY PRICELESS!....
but of course, this is a lucky goon in 24k gold mint cond virge...who's there not to love, right?....ornitoufo.....;9)
i dunno about this DENISE PHUA (a new pap candidate) being the president of the AUTUISM. she got an autustic child and therefore she advocates this charitable organisation.
suppose she got a normal kid, would she still be that compassionate and interested in other people's autustic children? will she still be that on and involved?
ask her this and see how she reacts and answers....
her compassion is another example of another RELATIVE COMPASSION....my child is autustic that's why i AM THE PRESIDENT here....
if my child is normal...sorry no time to handle!
--oo0oo--
PLS excuse me for my indirect how lian...i can't think of an immediate example besides this one i m going to ...er...pai seh tell or brag if u seem fit....
EXAMPLE:
leetahsar one fine day followed sibeikang to deliver mattresses....free of charge...since when did he pay me anything?
one kindly lau kuaybu client electrocuted by my soulful gazing eyes, gave me $10 tips....and sibeikang seeing the tips asked for half of it which i gong gong gave him....leaving me only $5.
oh jolly molly! might as well good what! could eat a decent dinner tonight...
sibeikang instead of sending me home after the day's chore, dropped me off at GINZA PLAZA...and i suppose to chase after the bus, u know to return home at queenstown....;9(
so i went into ginza to jalan jalan....i saw an old bent lau auntie at a corner with a big pile of newspaper and some aluminium cans.
poor auntie could not even stand up after squatting there. luckily, this blur goon was walking past. i approached her and held her hands and lifted her up on her two feeble feet.
auntie smiled and thank me...i walked away. Paused. turned. walked back to lau auntie...
"ah ermmmh," i asked, "u want to sell those pile of newspaper is it?" she nodded her head.
ok lor, i gave her my $5 and bought from her the pile of junks to be discarded....if i dun buy, it would burden her and i doubt she could get even 50c for it...and so be it...there went my dinner....
she thanked me profusely...i told her...no lah..ah ermmh i bought from u the newspaper what...i should be the one thanking her....
YES I SHOULD BE THE ONE THANKING HER....WHY?
by allowing me to do this humble deed, the warm glow within my heart is PRICELESS and indeed worth more than my $5.....'9)
this my dear all friends...is ABSOLUTE COMPASSION WITH THE ABSOLUTE KIND OF HAPPINESS u will feel...
ornitoufo...forgive me for my how lian-ness....pai seh...
--oo0oo--
what the heck! i tot. tonight would be maggie mee again maybe with an added egg...oh well! might as well gotta rid this tummy fats, u know...
but no! heaven blessed me! gof pal called me out of the blue. said wanted to treat me cos RAMA THAI got special offer for claypot whole sharkfins. told me to wait at home, he come to pick me and off we went to wallop our sharkfins.
he paid; i supped.....;9)...so that night no cheapo maggie mee for me...only sharkfin with an added whole abalone, black pepper crabs with vermecilli, and free desserts of birds' nest soup....serious no joke...the dessert they gave free....;9) each person a generous bowl some more....
so girls and guys...DO GOOD...EVEN IF U R NOT REWARDED...THE WARM GLOWING FEELING WITHIN U IS REALLY REALLY PRICELESS!....
but of course, this is a lucky goon in 24k gold mint cond virge...who's there not to love, right?....ornitoufo.....;9)
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