THE FOUR FACED BUDDHA.....

THE PRAJNAPARAMITA HEART SUTRA



THE FOUR FACED BUDDHA

this is my suppose godson from henan, china.....don't u think he got movie star quality?

MY POOR GODSON FROM HENAN, CHINA...

one fine day, out of nowhere i find a god son from msn-ing.
poor boy, he was a 19 undergraduate from HENAN, the same place where SHAOLIN TEMPLE is located.
suddenly, he just msned me and told me he was happy to know me...of course, i was blurred??? "who the hell is this cheena young joker?" i was wondering....and "how the hell he knows how to contact me?'...next question...
AND WHERE THE HERE HE GOT MY INFO FROM..who put me up where...how come i dunno one huh???
as i was counting all my question marks worms...he introduced himself....so since i damn free i bo liao with him lor....
and soon, i began to feel sad for him. he got a dysfunctional family just like me.....he got a alcoholic father who not only drinks, flirts but a wife and son beater....my god!
then i asked him to show himself to me in cam. and he did.
my god! he was one chiocheenahunk....1.82m 75kg...and really looked like andy lau...NOW I AM INTERESTED AND FLIRT WITH HIM....u know i am so immuned to teetukongs after so many for nothing popped in to visit me and shocked the hell out of me....;9)
and up till now...i am still blurr....what their visit to me was all about...????
to be cont'd.....

PART 2, MY POOR CHINA GODSON FROM HENAN....

The following night, my msn suddenly rang....oh! my china godson was on....
i msned him and asked him to show himself to me on cam(era). he obliged.
the moment i saw him, i was shocked! there were bruises all over his face so i asked him what happened...and he broke down and cried pitifully.
reader says:
Dear bob,,if i die...will u be sad for me?
reader just sent you a Nudge!
Bob says:
SORR...i was talking to a friend...
Bob says:
why do u want to die...u so young and u want to die...
Bob says:
I WILL BE FOREVER ANGRY AND U WILL BE very stupid
reader says:
~~~~~~~~
reader says:
hahaha...
Bob says:
i give u this BUDDHA...
Bob says:
pls dun think of stupid thing like killing urself..ok..
Bob says:
i give u my heart now..
reader says:
oh nothing, if i die...would u think of me.....
Bob says:
ai...yuan...i dunno...i will be very very sad...and very very guilty for the rest of my life...
reader says:
today.....iwas very sad, i want to end my life...
Bob says:
u r scaring me or what...I ANGRy u know
reader says:
sorry, i m joking...
Bob says:
y
reader says:
i m sad today
reader says:
er...
Bob says:
why u sad
reader says:
today i m no good, i cry again....
Bob says:
u ve me...u should be happy...
reader says:
my father hit me again ...today...
Bob says:
why
so he related the whole story to me...it went like this...very sad....

PART 3, MY POOR CHINA GODSON FROM HENAN....

he is the only child in his family. father and mother both 43. shit! i thought they were older than me...now became i older than them....:(
in henan, most people works as miner...coal miners that is. it's a very dangerous job. they go underground and sometime remain inside for days....
if the ground shifts, the mine may collapse and all the miners would be trapped inside.
his name is YUAN....he told me he wanted to leave this condemned place. if not when he finished study, he would surely end u as a miner too.
but his parents weren't that rich to send him outside china to study. he wanted to come to singapore....he wanted to be with me...
oh my god! and i barely know him for 3 days....he told when i talked to him, he felt very consoled....i gave him a very comfortable feel......pai seh...that's what he said.....:)
so i told him...come lor...come and live with me...i got extra room...i look after u...since now i already adopted u as my godson...(jialat! ah sar, 2 days bo liao msn and u gong gong go adopt somebody's child from china.....)
he was so happy after i said that and started laughing. then his mood turned solemn. sad...then he burst out crying.....
i was already curious when i saw all the bruises on his cute fair face...so i asked him did he fell down or what..
and he burst out crying even more pitifully.....*sniff*...and shit!...i cried with him...and pleaded him to stop and tell me what happened.
he revealed his father hit him. it started out he was drunk after drinking binge when he surfaced from the mine. in his moment of drunkeness, he hit yuan's mum. yuan was furious and yelled at him and told his mum that his old man had a gf.
this drove the old man even madder and he hit yuan incessantly....and that was where all the bruise marks on his lovable cute face came from.....:(
why i said he's cute and lovable?....my god! he's better looking than andy lau, man!
so i counselled him up to 2 am in the morning...and i sent him a picture of the BIG BRONZE BUDDHA of dai yi shan, lantau island, HK......the biggest in the world...
i preached some buddhist parables...and after that he told me he felt better. and told me it was a joy and very fortunate to have known kan tae, godfather...that would be me...hahahaha....;9)
and so...maybe...i just say maybe only lah hah...i will visit him during his summer holiday in july....i hope i could straighten him and his old man.
then i just realised. i also got one such jerk in my home...except now it dawned on me that...this old jerk didn't hit me...i hantam him instead when he really challenged me to a fight and threw the first few punches which i cleverly blocked.....:9(
i do regret till today ...that it was inevitable that i hit him. he bled from the nose...and i blue blacked his cheek....but if he didn't attack me...i would not have retaliated. i have up till now...LOON (tolerate) him until...i tell u...no one in this world can agitate me beside him...
ornitoufo....I HAVE FAILED IN MY PART as a son...and i try harder from today to enlighten my own lau han koo jerk of a father...
ornitoufo....i pray to the merciful BUDDHA could forgive me for my unfiial sin...ornitoufo......:9(