sharksfin, abalone, mata la kopi...PART 5

food...glorious sharksfin and abalone!!

if there is an ICON that can fit the description: STUBBORN IDIOTS, these bunch of jokers would fit the bill perfectly.

seow kow kang, tua sai and bitch were finally arrested for 'illegal assembly'. they were charged and fined. that was indeed fine to them!! it was their intended plan not to pay the fine. they would rather squat in queenstown remand hotel. checking into the superior rooms there were actually what they had intended cos then their other altered ego as human rights activists would be initiated and further misled peasants that there was really no respectable laws in sinkieland. their aim was to incur wrath of peasants and hoping that would stir up their emotion to gang up against the gov.

well, like starting of this page, they are STUBBORN IDIOTS who thought the rest of peasants could also be their same kind of species as stubborn idiots. the ploy failed - miserably. there wasn't really a crowd during their protest rally. there wasn't any uproar when they were convicted. life went on. their antics was frowned upon as another side-show.

there were however some benefits that derived from all these: CANNED SHARKSFIN & ABALONE dropped in prices!! so AH YAT screamed in the ads: COME EAT AH!!....LAI AH!!! ALL HALF PRICED!!!

so here i m now....feasting with LTS and his motley gang of laukuaybus over the half-priced sharksfin and abalone.

yes, lau ah lian, pass the red vinegar please......ah huay, alamak!! u don't gulp down a whole piece of your abalone lah!! my god!! use the fork and knife to cut...jialat man, you!! tah sar, stop beaming at your beaming abalone...and could u please wipe that teary eyes of yours and start eating!! aiyo, you people are damn cartoon!!!

basket!! 3STOOGE4 u really saboed me!! they mata la kopi and u still wanna kar chio them. you damn bad leh!!

lau ah lian: aiyo, tahsar, that orh yue tang deserved it lah!! she laukuaybu, we also laukuaybus....u see we behave like that or not? eat ur abalone and slurp your sharksfin before they get cold......

sharksfin, abalone, mata la kopi...PART 4

NEWS...NEWS...AND MORE NEWS!!

ah ter told the story to me. as soon as it was posted, bitch's clones were deployed for the attack.

they had appeared as anticipated. the nasty gang of cyberbullies have finally shown themselves.

this is a strange cybercafe.....

those who attack them shall be gang bullied. but when bitch attack sai kong seng or wp, they would also appeared and join in the fray.

in the past, when sdp was criticised, clones were passive. as soon as bitch, seow kow kang and tua sai joined sdp, the defensive and edgy clones would come to defend and attack.

this is indeed a strange cybercafe of misled souls and cyber terrorists. it could be witnessed how seriously wrong the blurcocks here could be easily influenced.

it's cyberworld, hence anyone can protray what s/he wanna be. and ugly bitch could just be a hotmama and all the teekopehs here would throw in to support her.

human rights could be protrayed for fighting for peasants but in actual fact, they have unrevealed motives and hidden agendas....like maybe they were pissed by overpriced sharksfins and abalones. to protest againt those would seem kind of lame so u dilute it with expensive GOLD branded milk powder, big packet of GLICO POCKY, expensive BRANDED KOPI powder, pricey small packet japanese rice and etc.

and then the news read:

WORLD FOOD PRICES INCREASE

bitch and seow kow kang had a dire ambition to rule the land cos' kow kang thought with the wealth and fame he was enjoying now, it was time to go something bigger. maybe the mutual exploitation of each other as bitch was a fishmonger troll. she was like an epidemic easily spreading her contagious F&D virus infecting many brainless idiots who deluded her as some kind of hotstuff.

as for tua sai, he was easily manipulated. all one need was to put another mei mei - a cute little niece maybe - close to him and all the brainjuices would flow south to his little dickhead - another victim of the diaboilical F&D virus.

the swelling of the self-motivated and self-righteous confidence grew. seow kow kang thought it was time to take on the gov and tried to overthrow it. they schemed a protest calling it as 'peaceful'.

it was anything but peaceful......as it was anything legal without any police approval.

then news after news followed. it was splashed all over the urban dailies. ang kong kia found out what bitch was doing behind his back. all the evidences were recorded. all the chat messages, the flirtatious sms-ses, the love letters etc....all exposed!!

as if that wasn't enough. seow kow kang was arrested and manhandled by ugly female matas,

it led to a chain of reaction. tua sai was invited to have kopi in mata chu. the matas also visited bitch. now this was really big time!!

now not only ang kong kia realised that she wasn't a simple housewife or mother, she even brought his kids without informing them for some silly peaceful protest! to aggravate things, the poor mother-in-law now also knew about her altered ego activities. (maybe they should just rid the maid so that bitch would be more occupied with housework instead of occupying in all those nonsense.)

for tua sai, his aged parents must have been devastated. they must have thought that their son was just a harmless nerd studying deligiently in university, oogling once a while in gym and surfing alot of porn in the net....and that was about all their son's life was all about. to them he was a great son - one who any mothers would love their daughters to bring him home to have tea. how wrong they could perceive and their world came crashing apart at the mata's la kopi invitation to tua sai.

what's going to happen next? convictions to follow soon.....just gotta wait.

sharksfin, abalone, mata la kopi...PART 3

THE SHOCKING REVELATION OF FLIRT & DESROY....

ah ter was indeed shocked cos bitch was the one who had cautioned him about the mindgame luan ram was good at. instead she now believed luan ram. whatever did luan ram told her, she did not reveal. she was anxious that her illicit relationhip with seow kow kang was being probed into.

it was weird. if it didn't happen, why was there this apprehension and anxiety? obviously, what was rumoured around was not without basis......

a disappointed ah ter left the office. he took a long walk to stroll chinatown. as he was walking, he was pondering over the reasons why would bitch and seow kow kang chose to meet him.

all of them were total strangers who were regulars in the chatroom. tua sai was rather passive during the interrogative ordeal. either he knew what was going to happen and chose to not to tell ah ter prior.

ah ter came with tua sai but the former left alone while the latter remained behind. it was indeed a very strange meeting...a meeting involving in much hidden motives and agendas.

sharksfin, abalone, mata la kopi...PART 2

THE DRAMA...

characters introduction:

ah ter

bitch

seow kow kang

tua sai

scene: seow kow kang's office....

it was one of those cordial meeting, the 4 pals usually had during every weekends. seow kow kang being a very accomplished businessman, young, married and very promising millionaire in the making.

bitch was there with kow kang. ah ter and tua sai took the mrt together. they were walking towards kow kang's office.

ah ter: why today kow kang invites us to his office...strange?

tua sai: don't worry la....he just closed a deal and made a heap. he wants to share his happiness with us.

ah ter was brooding. he had this uncanny sense to foretell trouble approaching.

they finally reached NEHNEH building where seow kow kang and bitch were there waiting.

wow! it was a big office with a view! bitch was inside kow kang's personal office and fiddling his personal pc. kow kang was welcoming. he even prepared exquisite cookies and his hot chocolate for ah ter and tua sai.

tua sai: wow!! look at those collections of books you have!

he was awed by how elegantly the office was designed.

bitch: come see....see what this idiot sai kong seng posted in sbf cafe....kanna sai! hahahaha...always doing his sai kong show. what a moron!!

4 heads were locked into the extra big screen. it was a funny posting. they laughed in unison.

seated into their individual chair, kow kang began the chit chat. bitch was lying lazily on the big sofa.

bitch sighed: hiazzz!! ....so sleepy....i lie down, ok....

it was casual conversation. jokes, more jokes and laughters followed.

bitch was impatient. she got up and asked: ah ter, did u msn luan ram last nite?

luan ram was the ex-darling of bitch. ah ter knew him almost the same time he knew bitch and seow kow kang. tua sai was engrossed in reading the books from the tall bookcase.

ah ter, in his naivety answered: ya. why?

bitch was pissed. her anger and displeasure was gradually building up.

she probed further: why luan ram told me u asked him about me and seow kow kang?.....why u wanna know about us??

ah ter was taken back. he thought that was a personal casual msn with luan ram and could not figure how when bitch was so agitated about.

bitch continued: you wanna know about us...you ask us la...why must ask luan ram?

ah ter: huh? what's all this about? i find it strange that both of your behaviour is so abnormal.....and that incessant calls to seow kow kang ..then you..then he..then you again...itches me with intense curiosity.....what did luan ram tell you? it was just casual. how come u so kang cheong??

seow kow kang: luan ram is from the competitor company.....u don't ask him about us...you ask us about us!

ah ter could sense fire power building up. the stern hostile tone caught the attention of dua sai. he was looking rather blank and clueless what was happening. the mood had turned quite interrogative and intimidating.

bitch: so what if i make love to seow kow kang....what if...(censored)...and what if (censored..censored)...what the fuck care to you?!!

seow kow kang parroted after her: yes! what the fuck gotta do with you?!!

poor ah ter! it was a casual meetup like before and he did not anticipate such distress he was put in. dua sai was all the while quite muffled. it was like he knew it beforehand but he had kept it from ah ter so that they could entrap ah ter in their liar.

ah ter finally spoke up: it really pains me ...to see u a wife and mother behind in such a bitchy manner....and seow kow, u have just married ah girl....let me guess...ah girl already knows what going on between bitch and u??...oh please don't tell me she knew....oh dear!!!

what about your husband, bitch? how could u do it to ur loving hubby, ang kong kia. what's going on between u 2 guys???

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sharksfin, abalone, mata la kopi...PART 1

FLIRT & DESTROY
nowadays, if u were born a bitchy chiobu - in reallife not as one would exaggerate in cyber - FLIRT & DESTROY come in very handy to get things done.

the recent news about F^D her younger lover to rid her husband was a breeze. she didn't need to raise a finger to see blood. the idiotic blurcock did all the dirty works for her.

well, LAWS AND HEAVEN got eyes. both of them are convicted now.

ain't this story very familiar in this cybercafe too?

more urban tales in real-life action??

it all began at a board meeting in the office...some where tg. pagar.......