understanding PRAJNAPARAMITA HEART SUTRA.....

thanks swash...for so looking up to me...u know since i am monk wannabe...i will explain to the PRAJNAPARAMITA HEART SUTRA...

it states that if u r an emperor, u behave like an emperor...if u r a clown u act like a clown...if a clown envies an emperor and usurps his throne and tries acting like an emperor for who he is originally not, the whole equilibrium of the country will go haphazard...everything is thrown into inequilibrium! ....and chaos ensue....

NOW...WHO'S THE CLOWN HERE..AND WHO'S THE EMPEROR?

and so...our country..our economy...our mood...everything goes haphazard....

just like in a family nucleus....if a father doesn't act like a husband and a father; the wife doesn't act like a wife and a mother...the children don't act like children such as they suppose to be study..instead they go into pathoing...then the whole family goes into an upset of equilibrium...and there will always be chaos and unrest within the family....

i m a nobody...a nothing...if i m suppose to be something...then that something will come to me...i dun have to chase after it....

if in the end, i din robe up a monk..then ok lor...I AM WHAT I AM....I AM LEETAHSAR...THE GOON KING LOR!...;9)...no more a monk wannabe lor.......

U R WHAT U R...IF U R NOT WHAT U R SUPPOSE TO BE...THEN U R NOT....ornitoufo...

i hope i din blur u with my humble goon's advice....;9)

MY SWEET GARDENING DU DI (DICIPLE)...

THE NICE PEOPLE IN MY FREE GARDENING CLASS....i m so thankful....THANK YOU FOR UR PRESENCE...IF I ANYHOW BLABBER LIKE A SILLY GOON...PLS EXCUSE ME...GOON WHAT...WHAT TO DO HOR?....LAUGH LOR!

today i was pleasantly surprised that one fella from my gardening class actually obliged to be my driver...FOR THE WHOLE DAY...my god!...i was so grateful to him...

THANKS NIVEUV!...U R VERY HELPFUL AND SWEET!!...if without u today...i wonder how am i going to teach my cacti class this sunday at my temple at 3.pm....(all the drivers not available...one gone china...the other something on..)

this chiohunk chap is really full of surprises to me...

first, he looks boyish...and yet he's already more than 30yrs +......and he looks like a CID to me...er...am i in danger of being arrested and sent to the notorious ugly chua sisters for S&m?...I WONDER..
and my goodness! this boyish chap is married...another surprise...and he owned his own pigeonhole...wow...rich hor!...and he pleasantly told me before he came to pick me up, he picked a $50 note up too from the floor...lucky star him!!...;9)

and yes yesterday ...as usual i striked lottery...3rd prize cos a couple of days ago, i click on my own profile ...and goodness! i hit 7115 posts...so i bought this number...and holly molly! yesterday, sunday, it came out chun chun 3rd prize!..

so since NIVEUV gave me his contact number and he had diligently attended my classes...i thought maybe he would love to see more plants. and surprisingly, my senses was right. HE LOVED TO!
and today i gave him a timsum treat before we set off....kena 4d what.....
while supping the timsums, we chatted...and chatted....and chatted...wow lau! like can chat forever u know...hahahaha...!

so sensing the rain would be pouring, i quickly mai tan (settled bill) and rushed to his car. true enough, it poured!
so we were on our way to the very ulu garden to get my necessary charpalangs(things) that i needed to conduct my this coming sunday class on cacti...EVERYTHING ON CACti...

THAT settled ...we got all our barangs. he was very kind to oblige and send me all the stuffs to the temple. chucked it there and then off again we went to THOMSON FAR EAST FLORAL to get some nice glass container to house all the cacti which i would be showing the participants there how to do a CACTUS DISH GARDEN....

interesting hor...MUST COME OK...THIS SUNDAY...3 PM..AT #20 JALAN RAMA RAMA....u will love it...one of my most favorite subjects where both young and old love it!
and thanks again NIVEUV...for sponsoring the very expensive glass dish with ur found $50...very paiseh...
thank u for all ur help...and kindness....may u strike 4D this week...i offer u my LTS LUCKY BLESSING...ornitoufo!...

er...my orchids and dragonfly and butterfly sticks...were all left in your car...me blur king...goon like anything...so pls bring this sunday...THANK YOU AGAIN...

U R A SWELL CHAP...AND HELLO..."JOKER" IS A FRIENDLY TERM ALL ANG MO PAI USE TO DESCRIBE FRIENDLY AND JOVIAL PERSON...LIKE U....NOT DEGRATORY TERM...AND DEFINITELY NO ILL MEANING...sorry if it sounded offensive to u...
see u at 3pm...this sunday..thanks!

next, he's married

19 APRIL 2006, I MADE MY HENAN GODSON HAPPIEST!!

i am so proud of myself...to be able to give some one hope and something to look forward to...

my godson from HENAN, china has finally come to peace with himself...
i think i will visit him during his summer holidays in july...
he was estatic when he got my birthday card and coincidentally on his birthday on 19 april itself...;9)

see...the way miracles work...to make someone's live...a total stranger initially to me...so so happy...and the feeling within me is happiness too...beyond description..IT'S PRICELESS!!...

HAVE U MADE SOMEONE HAPPY TODAY?...;9)

EVILS OF LAUHANKOO...my father...:(

i thought the paps are evil enough until i realised truly the real evil is like...MY BLOODY LAUHANKOO of a father.
he' back today from his usual spider hunting teetujias in HYAADAI...back less than 3 hrs and quarrelling almost close to hitting it out with me again...;9(
when he was away fucking spiders, the whole family was so peaceful and happy...the moment he's back, hell breaks loose again.....:(
a few days ago, i opened a letter addressed to him. it was payment advice for the job my brother CARROT LEE did for him...the amount was quite substantial.
a day before, carrot came to see me and told me about his current financial woes. i would love to help him. but u know all his money, his evil wifey kept...so actually wifey got all his money...and damn rich this bad bitch...so i was thinking...why should i lend him....the wife got his money what?
so i played mat bodoh lor...and i told him the job he did using the lauhankoo firm's name already got the fat cheque. carrot just sighed......so both of us understood: where hankoo wanted to return him the money...he supped every single cents to feed his teetujias tribe back in HYAADAI....damn jialat this bloody evil lauhan!!
and now...this morning he's back. i beh tahan. carrot is my only little brother...me the big brother..so i gotta to protect him...and shit!! this lau han is my father who swallows his son's hard earn sweat and blood money...to do what?....to feed the bloody teetujias in hyaadai....;9(
"lauhan, carrot's business bad this month....u got his money, can u refund whatever amount due to him.....be a bit compassionate....he's ur son...." i blur blur blurted to him straight in his face.
and the storm begins......'9(
pi li pa la...@#$%^&!!#$%^^%$....PI LI PA LA....PI LI PA LAH.....getting more intense and louder till all the neighbours or maybe even the entire block can hear.....
all the uncensored vulgarities fire away at me...i beh tahan...CAN U TAHAN OR NOT?....an unreasonable old fuck who claims to be our father...supped all the blood and sweat money from u...to do what?...FEED AND FUCK SPIDERS!!
and as the screwing, cursing...and swearing gets more heated up...he lounges at me who is resting on my IDESIRE MASSAGE CHAIR.....
he points a menancing finger at me, threatening...yes again...to hit me. mama lee is at the kitchen. she's shocked. she wobbly run out to confront lauhan and yells at him..."STOP IT!!" she yelled. "tahsar is right u know!! if u got conscience, u should return ur son's blood and sweat money...and pity carrot who works himself to skin and bones....what did u do?.....NOTHING...u only want money...and cause problems to the family...that's all u do!!!"
wah lau!! steady lah old fat girl....hankoo got a shock. since when did our old fat girl, mamalee is so bold?....he withdraws...lan lan goes into my adjacent pigeonhole...and the storm for the time being is resolved...
PEOPLE.....do u have a better lauhankoo father like mine??
can go crazy hor?....and this is just barely 3 hrs he is back from his spider hunting.....sperm missile firing hyaadai trip....
and u know something? he is wearing a pair of knee supported guards...must have had over fired all sperms missiles till wobbly weak in the knees...
tonight, the whole gang of sisters will be back for makan....and i think the whole upheaval's going to replay in enhanced mode...
luckily today, my bunch of godsons asking me to meet out at about 6pm...so HENG AH!! I won't be around to join in the "fun?"......
sad is the case of my present domestic bo liao woes...why?...i always ask myself?...why a father can be so evil and nasty towards his own flesh and blood....so merciless and vengeful towards his wife....so unconcerned towards the family?
WHY??
when he's dying...he will know why.......or when he realises why....his time would be up then....IT WOULD BE TOO LATE....for all the pains and miseries he brings to the family...
i can only ORNITOUFO TO HIM...cos'...no matter what...he's still our bo liao lanhankoo father.....;9(
i ve written in present tense...cos...there's no end to such uncalled domestic woes...and it would replay and replay...well...unless the lauhan dies cock standing from overdose of viagra in hyaadai...then...all our miseries die with him.....
ornitoufo......chui guo...chui guo to me......;9(

ANOTHER FORUMMER COMPLIMENTS ME...

From:
a_swashneker
29-Apr 13:13
To:
leetahsar
1688 of 1697

wah seh, i think u can go to the erection rally and give speech man! no joke!
L for leetahsar

From:
leetahsar
29-Apr 13:21
To:
a_swashneker
1689 of 1697

how i wish too....
i mean a goon got more compassion for all the brothers in sinkieland...the paps got and wants even more money for their pockets only..
agreed?

From:
a_swashneker
29-Apr 13:24
To:
leetahsar
1690 of 1697

83628.1690 in reply to 83628.1689
think u shld join lah.
give up oneself for the mass!


From:
leetahsar
29-Apr 13:50
To:
a_swashneker
1691 of 1697

83628.1691 in reply to 83628.1690
TOO LATE LIAO LAH!!....me monk wannabe...i got better things to enlighten ...the masses of disillusioned minds are waiting for me to clear their cobwebs...
i might robe up anytime u know....
i love to improve our beloved land...free the people so that they can breathe better, live better, sleep better...and not dropping dead at such young promising age....and everyone feels that it's better to die than to be sick...and if u get a chronic sickness like diabetes (me got), heart ailments, cancer...ur fate is sealed and doom....ER...BUT NOT ME HOR...;9)
PEOPLE HERE NOW LIVE IN APPREHENSION AND ANXIETIES AND UNDUE STRESSES....WHY?....WHY IS THIS SO?...
go to the USA...or other places less developed like CAMBODIA....i dun think what's occuring here is happening or even heard of there....
WHY AGAIN..I ASK?
but more importantly, their mind should be free first from all the cloudy illusions they are tricked into believing...
what..MORE GOOD YEARS!!, SWISS STANDARD!!...APPRECIATION OF UR PIGEONHOLE VALUES...etc.
now in walkoever queenstown, i just got the bo liao big flyers with the clown waving behind...and his lame motto...
TOGETHER, A BETTER LIFE FOR ALL....
yes...a better life for all of us...not u u idiotic peasants!!
WE R GOING TO RAISE PUBLIC TRANSPORT...OUR ALREADY OBSCENE SALARIES....ALL CONSERVATION...CIGARATTE TAX...AND EVEN THE GST TO 7 OR 8%...SO STUPID...GIVE U A MISERLY PROGESS PACKAGE...AND ALL KENA CONNED BIG TIME....THOSE ARE U MONEY MAN!!.....NOW I AM GOING TO TAKE ALL BACK...MUAHAHAHAHA.......me evil pinkier clown...not get this title for nothing hor...dun pray pray...PREPARE TO BE SCREWED FOR THE NEXT 5 YRS...AND DIE PAIN PAIN!!!....MUAHAHAHAAHAA.....;9(
VOTE THEM OUT!!!

other's father and my lauhankoo...

I just got back from a house warming of one of my member of FOSC or Full of Shitty Crap..
his father really loves him...he plans for him...his father bought him a 999 leasehold penthouse....my god!
and my own lauhankoo is always pressing me to sell my 3rms pigeonhole...so that he can have the money to rear more teetujias....:9(
i spoke to his father. he told he would be buying another for his younger son.....and after that his duties to both his sons will be done...
so touching....such concerned father for his children...
and my lauhankoo...only sup our money...to feed teetu cheena mei meis now proliferating in Hyaadai...
sad...and the teetujias there fed him with dunno what VIAGRA..and dunno what chinese john herbs...
every trip when he returns, his words will slurp....and he looks so disorientated....like under some kind of spell like that...
poor lauhankoo father of mine...when will u come to ur senses and give us the whole family peace?...dun wait until u are dead cockstanding....then u regret...cos by then it shall be too late!
ornitoufo to u....ornitoufo.....;9(

BABAREROS FROM PHILIPPINES POSTED TO ME

From:
BabaEro11
30-Apr 03:15
To:
leetahsar
1693 of 1697

Pare, in your cuntry got a Kangaroo Court call FamiLEE Court .. you can go get a Personal Protection Order against your Lauhankoo.
Oso there is another kangaroo court where your CARROT LEE can sue your lauhankoo into bankruptcy .. you know sueing for bankrupcy is a FASHION in your cuntry .... your MM, PM, SM, watever M are doing it regularly in your kangaroo Courts.

From:
leetahsar
30-Apr 12:28
To:
BabaEro11
1694 of 1697

pare...actually i m now doing something very odd and way out...
do u know there's a chinese saying...jia1 zhou3 b4u nern2 wai4 yan2...it means DON'T WASH UR FAMILY LAUNDRY IN THE PUBLIC....
i wrote now cos i want to share with everyone hear that all the guys when they become a FATHER...he might be such...or even worse...so hopefully after reading my UPHEAVALS...u guys can be mindful to others around you...especially next time ur own wife, kids...and even parents or friends....ornitoufo...
so hopefully...my private washing in public is worth the sacrifices.....
...and in the next post after this....i m deeply saddened...*sob...sob..*............;9(....read on to find out why......

MY LAUHAN IS EVILER THAN I THOUGHT....:(

this morning was up quite early....i still couldn't get over what happen last morning...barely 3 hours of my lanhankoo's return...and was already close to fighting nearly erupted....
"mum....yester nite, i wasn't in...did the old fuck create problem to u or the sisters?" i asked my mum who was croaking her usual morning karaoke practice...and recording it on tape....and playing back engrossing in her own croaking....my god!
"aiyah!...ah sar...do u know that u r now in a very perilous situation....dun disturb the bloody old fuck!!...pls sar....for ur own goodness sake!." mum stopped her croaking and was a bit exasperated when she replied.
"why...why mum?...what's wrong?" i was really curioius now.
"sar, u know hor...yesterday he said huh he wants u dead...IT'S TRUE U KNOW HOR?....not just say say only hor...." mum finally revealed. "he kept a real heavy steel rod behind his room door....and is waiting to use it ...ON YOU!!..."
NOW I AM SHOCKED!
"Yes....HE WANT'S U DEAD!!...if he can't kill you, he surely will maim u with that monster rod..." mum was now closed to tears. "pls sar, he wants to die...let him to go and die...DUN ACCOMPANY HIM TO DIE, OK!"
"mum...is he ur husband....my father?" i was deeply saddened....and almost the niagra falls breaking loose any moment ...LIKE NOW...when i m writing this....IS THIS MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD FATHER?.....I ASKED MYSELF.....;9(
"Sar,.....dun cry lah....*sob...sob*..." instead she was already having the the jurong waterfall coming on....sad.....*sob...sob*....;9(....... "u dun have to worry...when he left for his spider hunting trip, i already quietly took the menancing rod and threw it away...i don't think he knows yet....so pls...pls for goodness sake!...next time dun bother about carrot lee and lanhan matters....both also hopeless!!"
i really really cannot understand...WHY IS ALL THIS HAPPENING?...why a father wants all his sons dead?
why?...i only asked him to payback to carrot what is due to him....IS THAT WRONG?....carrot needs to eat too...AND CARROT IS MY ONLY LITTLE BROTHER...AND THE BLOODY LAUHANKOO...IS NOT A FATHER ANY MORE...HE'S WORST THAN MY WORST ENEMY...(which by the way i dun think i ve any...)
WHY CAN THE BLOODY OLD FUCK AWAKEN?
this morning...i was observing his knee guards...oh no! it's something even more serious. both his feet are badly swollen...in such a case, it can only mean something is wrong within him....most likely his kidneys...cos' his diabetic condition is very bad...and he just came back from his sperms firing practice in hyaadai...
how can a 70+ diabetic lauhankoo sing the MARI KITA?...obviously fed himself with VIAGRA...and without a doctor's prescription...the little blue pill to a medical condition consumer can be deadly....and that explains his swollen feet condition...
WHAT AM I TO DO NOW??....AM I SUPPOSE TO SAVE HIM AGAIN?....I HAVE SAVED HIM ONCE...3 YRS BACK....when he went into hypoglaecemia...ie. low blood sugar which can cause fainting...then coma...then maybe brain death or even death...cos this is a condition when the body is sugar starved...the brain can't function without glucose...and everything in the body will shut down...
RX: make the patient a cup of sweet fluid like fruit juice, soft drink (not the sugarless type like diet coke), honey raw....or let him suck a sweet...
very dangerous this condition...
and now...hankoo has put himself in PERIL again...how..?...what?....as i was pondering whether to tell him what to do...
mamalee yelled: "ah sar!! don't teach him anything...dun even tell him...LET HIM GO AND DIE...AND U BETTER LISTEN TO ME THIS TIME!!!"
and up till now...i am still pondering....i didn't tell him...but i sang loudly a song with all the lyrics changed to hint to him...in engrish which mamalee is blurred to...
hope he got my singing message...now it's entirely up to him...to go see a doctor asap...
orntioufo....to him....my dear dear father......;9(