Tuesday, October 31, 2006

MALLS, MALLS EVERYWHERE.......

where are the buying shoppers??

we only have window shoppers...see no buy type. why are our glabramen still building so many shopping malls?

they think the future 2 IRS are going to be hit? they better think deeper. other countries are using us a guinea pigs to test out the gambling business...most likely, a doomed one.

if it really prospers, then it would be doomsday for sinkies cos more suicides would be happening daily...

maybe, commuters would have to take a queue # to jump the mrt tracks. or glabramen may have to construct safety suicidal preventive net below every highrise pigeonholes or buildings..

QN: WHY ARE WE PAYING THE PAPS OBSCENE PAYS TO CHOOSE THE EASIEST SOLUTION?

and they have the cheeks to ask u back, if not u give us ur solution lor...and we should ask back, u give us ur pays, we give u our solution....and to and back...and fro and back......;9(...just like doing tai chi.

MALLS, MALLS EVERYWHERE....
ARE THERE SHOPPING BUGs IN THE AIR?...
STARE AND LOOK....
LOOK AND STARE....
ONLY LOOKER, NO BUYER
WHAT'S THERE TO BUY?
WHEN THE POCKETS ARE DRY...
MOST ARE OUT OF JOBS....
SO PRETEND WALKING HERE AND THERE
AND PRETEND TO SHOP....

tummy growling....
saliva drooling...
fingers in pocket, wriggling for shillings
not a dollar...not a dime...
and what to do, what to eat during meal time?

hopelessness,
anxieties,
exasperation....

only way to go is to the mrt station....
look to the right...
look to the left....
without a warning...
a poor guy just ended his last breathe.......;9(

**NOTE: another 50 y o man just jumped in clementi mrt station as reported in today's 1/11/06 shit times.....;9(

Friday, October 27, 2006

the nite i shook a restaurant captain....

this is a very comical incident which sibeipine cannot help but never fails to laugh it...

i will now narrate the whole comedy to u.

after sibeipine checked my ID...and i checked his, we realised we shared the same birthdate. then his ex-gf....gf #2 who was long expired....too shared the same birthdate...

so it's like dong ye dong ri shen...some month and same date born....very weird.

not long after we acquainted ourselves, my luck rubbed onto sibeipine. he striked toto....yes!!...first time in his life, just after weeks knowing me!....;9)

so he was thrilled. so were me and his exgf, chillipadi.

as celebration, we went to CRYSTAL JADE at orchard rd to pig out. as u know sibeipine is in retail and closes his shop only at 8pm everyday, holidays included.

after closing, it would be a quite bath, then drove off for dinner. by then, it was almost like 9pm when we reached CRYSTAL JADE.

famished, we asked for the menu. then placed our orders.
1 rose flavored soy chicken, 1 abalone mee, 1 veggie, 1 tofu and a pot of xiang pian or jasmine tea...

the dishes came. chillipadi supped the abalone mee...very expensive u know. then something missing. the other expensive rose soy chicken wasn't there. so i asked the chiobu canto HK captain.

capt: dui mmh chu....mai yoon chor ( sorry, sold out all the chickens)...

okay lor, we just made do with it and dig in.

it was overall a satisfying meal.

LTS: bill please!

bill came and sbp hastily paid cos we had to rush back to his car fearing expiry of the parking coupon.

after we exited the place, i was reading the bill. funny!...strange!.....shit! they charged the rose soy chicken when they din even serve it!

pointed out to sbk and he being in a rich lottery winning mood said it was okay. as for me, how could ok??...din eat and they charged.

off i u-turned back. furious!

i entered the CRYSTAL JADE and asked for the HK canto lady captain.
capt: yao mak ya see? (whassup?)

me: how come u told me no rose soy chicken, and yet u charged it into our bill?

capt: oh...sorli..sorli...forgot to delete....

so she took the bill and passed it to the counter to correct and refund us the money.
then, her backside itchy.

capt: u dun ve to purposely walked back...u could come tomorrow with the bill...we would still pay u...

i snapped at her: tomorrow come back???...u qi sien! siao huh!! tomorrow i come back u'd would said i eaten ur bloody rose soy chicken and already converted into piggy shit!!

capt:....*blush* ...smiled stupidly and apologised further....

sbk, chillipadi and i left the place after dressing that idiotic HK canto lady captain.
upon reaching outside, both of them could not help and burst out laughing....they said i was damn MAN to slang the canto girl properly...and repeat...TOMORROW COME BACK UR EATEN CHICKEN ALREADY BECOME SHITS LIAO!...hahahaha...

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

BUSY LIZZIE OR IMPATIENS.....


IMPATIENS cv. cranberry

a little flower story.....

i was walking past a senior citizen vicinity some time ago. they planted many potted plants.

in one pot was a very humble plant called BUSY LIZZIE. it's from the BALSAM family. the petals of this single red flower were used as red lipstick in the olden days....

it was bright red this busy lizzie i saw. i plucked a tiny cutting and planted it in my own verandah garden...

a tiny little cutting...and now it's monster plant. suppose to be the humblest but now it's beautiful flowering non stop daily and showing off the bountiful brilliant red blooms.....
if one looks from below my pigeonhole, u won't miss this glorious red of abundant show of flowers.....

moral of story, anyone??


路 边 的 野 花 不 要 采?

yes...it maybe more fragrant n beautiful than the one u have at home...the one that u see day in, day out...the one who mass produce ur brood, cooks for u, tends to ur needs, look after ur seeds, cares for u when u r sick, when u r real horny, allows u to bonk ur daylight out....etc...
and u get so sick of the one in ur own home....and hunt for 野 花 or wild fragrant flower....

ONE THING U FORGET:

MOST 野 花 ARE TOXIC AND POISONOUS....die pain pain in the end and still din know way.....;9)

ornitoufo....joyous is one who's awakened instantly from his silly little folly.....ornitoufo....;9)

Monday, October 23, 2006

different postures of guanyin pusa, the merciful bodhisttava

the bodhisttava guanyin...the goddes of mercy....










...different postures of guanyin pusa...the merciful bodhisttava........

TEARS OF QUANYIN...TEARS OF LEETAHSAR...

today was 23rd OCT.

blusotong striked lottery 3rd prize. he to me and wrote he had a near missed NS highway accident. he said the buddhist bead i gave him and the one he bought after our roast duck makan in JB gave him a certain unexplained tranquility...enabling to think clear when an imminent oncoming out of control car was heading in the opp direction towards him.
it was in the news. 2 sgp indians were killed. one instantly and the other brain death...
the cursed vehicle hit a metal thing on the road surface, went out of control and somersaulted towards the car sotong was driving. his whole family was in the car then....his wife and his 2 grown sons.
sotong was cool as cucumber. was observing the car. it went...BANG..BANG...AND BANG!...and stop short of his opposite direction. he couldn't jerk brake his car cos it was on the NS highway. to do that was even more disastrous....
just when he thought it was over, off flew a wheel from the consecrated car. it bounced...boink...boink...and BOINK!!...TOWARDS SOTONG'S DIRECTION!!..
mati second disaster approaching..but before it could hit his car...it's last boink when off tangent and headed in another direction...
so it was only rumblings of thunder. no rain. sotong and his entire tribe was safe...ornitoufo...
sotong, my cid dudi and I visited FOO HAI CHAN MONASTERY today.
sotong took my advice seriously to visit temple to thank the buddha's merciful protection. my dudi being cid, needs to pray that there was no big crime, so that he could play his golf peacefully in his country club.
as for me...i was there to hunt for the TARANTULA BOTAK...hahahaha...;9)

PG 2...

someone gave me the info that on every 23rd of the month, there would be PUJA FOO HAI CHAN MONASTERY...so sotong being an ardent foodie..and of course this piggy here headed there. he could pray. i could pray too. then after go for the makan.
my cid dudi happened to call. having nothing on, no big crime what, he also wanted to meet us up to do some praying. ok lor!..we had a TAO YUAN JIE XIONG DI AGAIN...hahahaha...;9) the brotherhood of the PEACH GARDEN ( an excerpt from the THREE WARRING STATES.....;9)
sotong was first to arrive. me was still walking when i exited from ALJUNIED MRT STATION. i was happily singing MEMORY...and walking very briskly towards GEYLANG EAST AVE 2....soon i reached there.
paid my obeisance to the humongous thousand arms and eyes GUANYIN and started searching high and low for this blur like sotong sotong!!...worst than me...hahahaha...;9)
after getting his sms, headed towards B1 or basement one.
GOODIE!! THE KITCHEN!....FOOD!!..GLORIOUS VEGGIE FOOD!!....
from a distant i saw handsome sotong..yes today he damn chio...wearing a deep blue stylo milo casual shirts like a blur sotong swimming in his portable water...hahahaha....;9)
sotong: uncle, how cum no buffet table one huh?
lts: huh, tot u told me makan now in ur sms?....where's all the yao gui (hungry ghosts)...
looked like the only yao guis there was sotong and me....
so we went veggie food hunting. we came to a door. peeped in...GOODIE!!....FOOD...FOOD..AND chotto...monks feasting on the food???...what's going on??..there was an empty table next door...so the bold and garang goon, just opened the door and thought of going in, sit there and wait to be served with FOOD...
the monks was shocked...all eye wide opened...and their mouths even wider open will all the rice n veggies hanging there...like as though all frozen in a remote control PAUSE....hahahaha....;9)
one of the monk: ni men yao kai si mo?...(what do u all want?)
lts: sorry...wrong number....( and quickly exited....)
sotong looked at me. i looked blank back at him. i suggested we head for the kitchen...surely all food was there, right?...wrong again!!...and i could help laughing when i asked one of the chef: uncle, today go PUJA right?...free buffet makan, correct?
chef, stunned and blurred: yue mei yue gao chuo!!...(u made a mistake).....hua ren jie 23 not engrish lah...hahahaha...
there...means no more makan for these 2 clowns here...hahahah...and as though not enough, in came another clown: MY CID DUDI...hahahaha...;9)
3 of us looked at each other...and we really make a good set of the THREE STOOGES...hahahaha....;9)
what to do next?...brought all the jokers to the main hall of the humongous GUANYIN and did our praying and meditation..and there the unexpected weird happening occurred onto me.....

PG 3

WE WERE NOW IN THE MAIN HALL....infront of us was the awesome humongous thousand arms with thousand eyes MERCIFUL GUANYIN PUSA....
without hesitation i knelt at the low stool facing directly at guanyin...the stools got this wording..THIS STOOL IS FOR THE MONK....written in chinese. what monk?...no monk what?....me also monk wannabe ..so i didn't care just kneel and clasp my hand in prayer. closed my eyes and focus my thought on the guanyin infront of me....
i dunno how to put it....i tot i heard sutras...dunno what sutras...like i knew it..like i din know it...it was strange.
what was stranger after that really astound me. it was very cooling in the massive hall. beads of sweats started to form on me...i could feel even on my scalp, big big beads of sweat were congregating...and it flowed...like niagra fall...yes...beads dropping onto the floor....
i opened slightly my eyes to peep at the awesome guanyin...AND YES THIS TIME I SAW TEARS IN HER EYES....yes i did!!!....was it the lighting??...like yes ...like no...but this time, i saw...2 streams of tears...and without any emotion in me...i was feeling rather tranquil and peaceful....my 2 rows of tear also started to flow.....
WHY???...CAN ANYONE NOW READING TELL ME WHY???
it flowed..and it flowed...and i really was stunned!!
i opened my teary eyes. my cid pal was already suddenly next to me, wide mouth opened. he din make a noise. he was observing me....he was stunned...sotong was walking all over the hall like searching for lucky numbers like that...hahahaha....;9)
i was stunned...i couldn't control the tears...it kept coming out of my big round eyes...my spectacle was drenched...oh shit!...i got to dig into my hare krishna bag for paper napkin to wipe cos the tissue i used wasn't enough!
why??
after that, i heaved a sigh of relieve...and impromptuly it came, the tears just stopped...just like this!...like a turned off tap instantly..hahahaha...;9)...why?
i dunno. that's why i m posting this weird happening maybe some powderful buddhist brothers here could enlighthened me..
after that....3 of us brothers headed to OLD AIRPORT ROAD HC and have our makan there....and that would be another funny tale to tell...hahahaha....;9)
- end of our FR for today...;9)
CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME AN ANSWER TO MY PHENOMENA...thanks!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

today, i tell u a sad, sob story...

THE STORY OF A SAD LOST BOY

ONCE UPON A TIME, lived a happy boy who had a brother, a father and a loving mother. they were rich middle classed family staying in the influential siglap area, in landed property.
father was a remiser...powerful and shrewd in shares dealing. mum was a banker.....almost as powerful....both were high flyers rolling in the money like nobody business.
for holidays, the whole family would go at least business class to USA DISNEYLAND...to japan...to uk...to france...to australia...any way SIA would take them. THEY WERE RICH!
too bad, father was a heavy smoke. mum din smoke. suddenly out of the blue, she was inflicted with lungs cancer. when she realised her regular irritating coughing was actually a cancerous tumour growth in her lungs, it was too late already....
she was in the terminal stage. doctor broke the news to her family that she was left with the most a couple of months before she hit the deck....;9(
she died. the world of our once happy carefree boy turned upsidedown!
WHY....WHY...AND WHY??...was all he needed to know...no answer..there was no answer to his sudden change of fate. his mum was gone....a piece of his life was suddenly missing. he couldn't take it.
he hated...and hatred ravaged his life from there on. he hated his father. he blamed him for smoking the death of his mum...he didn't get an answer...and the only answer available then was his anger on his father...he hated him...he loved to see him dead from that day onwards...
the family atmosphere changed....everyday, it was tense. his father was laded with guilt.....from his wife's death...and from his son incessant blaming on him for being the cause...
he couldn't concentrate on his shares trading for clients anymore...and made many painful and expensive mistakes...soon he gotta sell away his landed house to make up for the goofs he committed...
he were demoted to condominiums...but he was no mood in his works...and finally he gotta sell the condo and lived into 3 rms hdb....sad...very very sad....;9(

now he is a grown man...a very handsome man but with an attitude problem...HE ONLY KNOWS HATE....he never experiences love.
his father himself is laden with guilt and seldom communicate with him....he keeps to himself...he doesn't even talk to his brother cos' it seem that his brother is the only son his father has...and will ever have after his mum's death about 10 yrs back....he hates his brother too!
a bright young man he is...but his life is pretty messed up...and now...this sad boy who is a grown man meets me...the silly goon...and what am i suppose to do??
how do i counsel hm?....i can't bring back to life his beloved late mum...then what m i suppose to do?
i can only pray for him...hopefully pray with him...and ask GOD to guide...and give HIS LOVE to u...that's about all i can do....what else?
we mustn't dwell in our pain or our suffering...what is past is past....nothing can bring that back again...we still have a life to live...i believe sad boy...UR MUM DOESN'T WANT U TO LIVE THIS WAY....
so pls wake up from ur anger...and live ur life...dun coop up in ur thick shell of defence...the world is beautiful out there...and there are surely many good people there willing to be ur friend...
well....at least i gong gong become ur friend, right?...me even old enough to be ur father....
so brace up...face the world with courage...no one eat full so free to think of harming u....
think positive...and u will definitely be a very very happy and handsome chiohunk...hahahaha....agree?
...end of story.....dedicated to this guy i consider my FRIEND...i will always be there for u...so...dun be angry when sometime i m being bogged down...ok....
peace be with u....ornitoufo...;9)

Friday, October 06, 2006

post 24 to 40

just an example...i dun think i wanna post all the 860...very tiring...if u like ...click on any of the post #. i think it would lead u to the original site of this thread....happy reading then!


No Money = No Honey (InVietnam)
2-Oct 02:00
To:
leetahsar
24 of 860

119317.24 in reply to 119317.23
Uncle Lee never service her?


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2-Oct 02:27
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25 of 860

119317.25 in reply to 119317.23
Way to go!! :)


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KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
2-Oct 03:02
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leetahsar
26 of 860

119317.26 in reply to 119317.23
Good FR.
So when is your next date with a forum gal?
Kaixin1


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KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
2-Oct 03:03
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leetahsar
27 of 860

119317.27 in reply to 119317.22
How you know her bra is strong? You tested it izzit?
Kaixin1


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astonbrus
2-Oct 03:15
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leetahsar
28 of 860

119317.28 in reply to 119317.6
Good "stuff" don't fly to meet, they expect the tahsar to fly to australia instead so you can expect a fat wobbly white lady ! LOL


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[BB] (KINGOFBB)
2-Oct 04:18
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leetahsar
29 of 860

119317.29 in reply to 119317.23
No picture ar?


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From:
KUATIOGUI (Sed83)
2-Oct 05:03
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[BB] (KINGOFBB)
30 of 860

119317.30 in reply to 119317.29
wahh, reappear liaoz ah.


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God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
2-Oct 09:09
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leetahsar
31 of 860

119317.31 in reply to 119317.21
That fat girl didn't call leh, haha. Thanks anyway.


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From:
leetahsar
2-Oct 10:40
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God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
32 of 860

119317.32 in reply to 119317.31
u keep calling her FAT...and she is not and she hates people calling her FAT...
so when she really SEES u...she going to squeeze all ur man juice dry!!
then u know!...;9)


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From:
leetahsar
2-Oct 10:44
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
33 of 860

119317.33 in reply to 119317.11
cai sim, she is very eager to meet u too. she thinks u r a DH....sorry she said one...not me cos ur posting makes u look like one...haahahaha...;9)
she'll be coming again with her beautiful PRINCESS GIRL...maybe this x'mas.
maybe everyone should have a heart for her. she is not what she presented her herself to be...brash, blunt, vulgar...wait..maybe yes a bit...but she is really one sweet mama with a biggest CUP u ever seen!!....;9)
if i dun intend to be a monk wannabe....i would ask her to lay me high and dry!! which she is really dying to!...hahahah...;9)


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leetahsar
2-Oct 10:46
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No Money = No Honey (InVietnam)
34 of 860

119317.34 in reply to 119317.24
me such cute piggy....they love to service me instead!..;9)


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From:
leetahsar
2-Oct 10:50
To:
markofthewol
35 of 860

119317.35 in reply to 119317.25
cantbeassed is really a very personable babe with the supersized assets....
she a shopperoholic and she met up those in the forummers who interested her....like me.
she was curious about HHD though...and when they meet, sparks really fly!...and if we see how they flamed each other here, no one really believe the DICK AND THE PUSSY could end up so closed with each other...hahahaha....
see what i mean by AFFINITY ...and MAN PROPOSE BUT HEAVEN DISPOSE....it's not up to us to say we want this or we dun want that....
when it hits u...JUST ACCEPT IT!...AND DUN ASK WHY....
ornitoufo....peace be with all of u....;9)


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leetahsar
2-Oct 10:52
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KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
36 of 860

119317.36 in reply to 119317.26
i m no kidding...
SHE'S DYING TO ME U....SHE WOULD LOVE TO SHAG U IN HER LITTLE OZ CABIN ...yes...from dawn to dusk if u can take it!
december she might be here again. stopping over cos she's bringing her precious daughter to DISNEYLAND, HK....who knows...this piggy may fly along with her.....and adopt her cute li'l princess...hahahaha....;9)
HK after all is MY territory....;9)


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From:
leetahsar
2-Oct 10:53
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KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
37 of 860

119317.37 in reply to 119317.27
well...three quarter of it is already bursting outside the bra cup....u say lor?


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From:
PeasantJUDGE
2-Oct 10:53
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leetahsar
38 of 860

119317.38 in reply to 119317.8
SHE oredi got a child liao. Usually women who have given birth the hole is quite loose one.
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leetahsar
2-Oct 10:56
To:
astonbrus
39 of 860

119317.39 in reply to 119317.28
aiyah dun be a sore loser that she din PM to meet u lah...
everyone interested...i let u all know again when she's coming.
maybe i organise a meet up....TIME THAT WE GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER...before i become obselete here....hahaha...;9)
i may need all the volunteers i need later for charity works. i believe most of u shoud find that more meaningful...
ornitoufo...until then let us wish her all the best and take it easy in life...and may her daughter grown up to be a good good charming princess, finds a good good prince charming....and then our cantbeassed would be the happiest QUEEN living happily forever...
shall we do that?....restrain ur flaming...cos' what i say...i really mean it...SHE IS A SUPER GORGEOUS BABE WITH THE BOOBS AND THE BRAIN!!....;9)


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From:
leetahsar
2-Oct 10:59
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[BB] (KINGOFBB)
40 of 860

119317.40 in reply to 119317.29
yes...i got her pic...but i dun think it's fair that everyone sees her and she can't see urs, right?
would u want to show us urs, ah long san?...u r one hunk too with all the macho ang kongs (tattoes) all over ur body...wanna show us just one of it...u know the DORAEMUM on ur thigh?...can??

the postings and responses for lts meet cantbeassed tonite...

the postings and responses up till today 7 oct '06 have hit the 860 marks....looks like it may even break the 1000 posts....

my goodness....this simple dating rendevous with a blonde from australia with the biggest boobs i ever seen is really hot!!

PART 5

we were at SOUL PUB...again cbs ordered liquor. this time she had the BARCARDI BREEZE. raj the parasitic ind ordered a beer. chiefy n i asked for orange juice....
and hell!! regretted...cos orange juice was like $10 per small glass. anyway, my dearie had promised to pay for my drink...and she was really a woman of her words!!
she paid for my $10 orange juice!!...only mine not theirs. and poor chiefy who only got $50 in his pocket..his last $50 paid for the other 3 drinks..and yes...$50...all gone in a gulp!
then the mobile rang. quanhuang called..again....then it was the cid pal...then it was sibei brothers...one after the other...
they must be thinking cbs should be shagging me high and dry in her 'little cabin' of her hotel room...hahahaha...;9)
sorry, nothing happened. i gave my dearie a powered buddhist beads cos i could sense her inner unhappiness.....her sorrow of a failed marriage....her anticipation of emptiness and a good faithful lover....yes...dearie....i sensed all that...and i worried for u.....
but if u maintain that high and CANNOT DIE spirit...U WILL SURVIVE...MY GOD!!...WOMAN...U WILL SURVIVE...STRONGER..FITTER AND MORE RESILIENT!!...hallelujah!!
and please...please...and PLEASE!!...cut down on ur cussing ok, dearie?
soon, we called it off a night cos dearie got an early morning flight next day. we walked past an IRISH PUB...and oh not again!!!
her bladder was exploding. she needed the ladies. so ok lor, i opened the IRISH PUB's door...and in she went hurriedly to the ladies.
i waited...and waited....and waited outside the pub. WHAT'S TAKING HER SO LONG??

PART 4

who could that be this time?...great!!...my indian chief and on a sunday night..sure bad news!!
I WAS DEAD WRONG!!..good news instead. told him to pick us up since he was nearby and he agreed.
in a jiffy, he was already waiting outside the hotel. cbs downed her last 6 cups of whiskey coke...and goodness!! expensive $50 and she said KEEP THE CHANGE!...isn't she great!
we reached the waiting TOYOTA.
lts: this is my indian chief...and chiefy, this is cbs from oz..
they shook each other hands. we hopped into the car and proceed to have our vegetarian dinner at LITTLE INDIA.
cbs is a true blue vegan...no meat..BOOZE yes...plenty...meat NO ...NO...
cbs: bob how u know chiefy?
lts: long story...long long story...how'd u find him?...cute...the big, strong...hairy...and bald?
cbs:...(silence)...er...ok...hahahah...ok...
nervous cbs, i could sense cos she was intimidated by his size...and his hairiness...and his fearsome face. cbs loved smooth hairless dude...er...like this cute piggy ..here...hahahaha...;9)
lts: dun worry dearie...my big, strong, dark, hairy and bald indian chief is a cuddly teddy bear...hahahaha....
she laughed finally relieved by my joke...;9)
soon we reached the homely little restaurant at LITTLE INDIA before nearly ground down a couple of indian/bangala FTS who invaded the whole place...they even swarmed the main road like it was their grandfather's road...and every streets were infested by them!!!
cbs was amazed by the neon lights. it was closed to deepavali, the indian new year. the celebration was already started. my indian chief told me this particular sunday there was a mini firewalking ceremony. NO WONDER IT WAS SO BLOODY CRAMPED AND CROWDED!
after reversing and banging a few more bangalas and indians, we alighted and walked towards the restaurant entrance.
wow!! if my dearie were to have come alone...she would have all the black missiles erected and pointed at her...every blacks there were oggling and drooling after her...some were even colliding with the other...it was really a comical sight!
u know...when dearie walked...her voluminous twin volcanoes went up and down...bouncing one more round...down and up!...no joke!
we entered the restaurant finally snaking through the congestion. after ushering to our seat, i went into action. I WAS FAMISHED...dearie was having her bladder exploded from all those drinks she downed...she headed for the ladies...i head for the buffet table....with my chiefy hot behind my trail.
we started grabbing our food...wow!! garlic naan....thosai...oooh...those fragrant smooth curries...and yes..the papaddum keropok....oolalal...spaghetti....yummy!! dhaal and other assorted spicy veggie...
after piling up our plates, we returned to our table ...ready to dig in.....hahahaha....;9)

as i was eating, i couldn't help how bitchy cbs could get. she kept sending all those winking eye signal over my shoulder. and this young captain kept walking past our table...there she went again another horny wink!
oh..dearie...dearie....u r really bitchy!! thought you might be high. i worried for u...ur dinner was ur booze. yes, she asked for whiskey coke again.
i went for 3 or 4 rounds of my food...she down almost 6 rounds of booze...gosh!!...if she knocked herself off...i told myself ME GOING TO SELL HER OFF THE THE WAITING BANGALAS AND INDIANS OUTSIDE THE SHOP...who were drooling and peeking in at her...what else...her monstrous godsend deadly boobs!
half way through our dinner, in came another indian chief. his name was raj. then my chiefy and that raj started to yanalei..yanalei...shaking their heads as they chatted in indian...search me!..i dunno what talking them...me only knows INDIAN FOUL WORDS.....;9)
raj sat himself down and joined us for the buffet. this bugger wasted no time to order whisky coke like cbs...oh brother!! why the hell chiefy asked him to join us. this indian kept sending winks to cbs...and she returned the winks...
great it was a wink wink electrifying dinner i was having then....;9(
now come the irritating indian calculation part. chiefy pulled me to one corner and whisper into my ear......

PART 3

who could that be this time?...great!!...my indian chief and on a sunday night..sure bad news!!
I WAS DEAD WRONG!!..good news instead. told him to pick us up since he was nearby and he agreed.
in a jiffy, he was already waiting outside the hotel. cbs downed her last 6 cups of whiskey coke...and goodness!! expensive $50 and she said KEEP THE CHANGE!...isn't she great!
we reached the waiting TOYOTA.
lts: this is my indian chief...and chiefy, this is cbs from oz..
they shook each other hands. we hopped into the car and proceed to have our vegetarian dinner at LITTLE INDIA.
cbs is a true blue vegan...no meat..BOOZE yes...plenty...meat NO ...NO...
cbs: bob how u know chiefy?
lts: long story...long long story...how'd u find him?...cute...the big, strong...hairy...and bald?
cbs:...(silence)...er...ok...hahahah...ok...
nervous cbs, i could sense cos she was intimidated by his size...and his hairiness...and his fearsome face. cbs loved smooth hairless dude...er...like this cute piggy ..here...hahahaha...;9)
lts: dun worry dearie...my big, strong, dark, hairy and bald indian chief is a cuddly teddy bear...hahahaha....
she laughed finally relieved by my joke...;9)
soon we reached the homely little restaurant at LITTLE INDIA before nearly ground down a couple of indian/bangala FTS who invaded the whole place...they even swarmed the main road like it was their grandfather's road...and every streets were infested by them!!!
cbs was amazed by the neon lights. it was closed to deepavali, the indian new year. the celebration was already started. my indian chief told me this particular sunday there was a mini firewalking ceremony. NO WONDER IT WAS SO BLOODY CRAMPED AND CROWDED!
after reversing and banging a few more bangalas and indians, we alighted and walked towards the restaurant entrance.
wow!! if my dearie were to have come alone...she would have all the black missiles erected and pointed at her...every blacks there were oggling and drooling after her...some were even colliding with the other...it was really a comical sight!
u know...when dearie walked...her voluminous twin volcanoes went up and down...bouncing one more round...down and up!...no joke!
we entered the restaurant finally snaking through the congestion. after ushering to our seat, i went into action. I WAS FAMISHED...dearie was having her bladder exploded from all those drinks she downed...she headed for the ladies...i head for the buffet table....with my chiefy hot behind my trail.
we started grabbing our food...wow!! garlic naan....thosai...oooh...those fragrant smooth curries...and yes..the papaddum keropok....oolalal...spaghetti....yummy!! dhaal and other assorted spicy veggie...
after piling up our plates, we returned to our table ...ready to dig in.....hahahaha....;9)

TAHSAR MEETS CANTBEASSED TONIGHT

PART 2

dringing.....great!...my email bells rang. ME GOT MAIL!
hey!...what's this....
Subject :
let's meet






bob simfav...

Inbox
The following message was sent to you by CANTBEASSED while at http://forums.delphiforums.com/sammyboymod on Delphi Forums: Hey there, Saturday afternoon/night is good for me (30th sept), just let me know where to meet u. I'm really looking forward to meeting you, your lady friend and your mates, and i shall buy you a drink, you can't drink water in my presence. Take care and i shall look forward to finally meeting the infamous leetashar! (censored as requested)cantbeassed

on the appointed day, i rushed down to FUNAN CENTRE. we were supposed to me at the DELIFRANCE inside this mall.
bbbbb..bb! handphone beeped:
i m waiting out the front of the mall...i can't beleive u have made me come to a place with no booze:(
oh shit!!..me dearie was impatient. replied her: On the bus now. be reaching there soon, pls wait dearie.
handphone beeped again: I am at the lobby bar at the PENINSULA HOTEL.....quick cos i m bored!
finally i located her sitting alone in the PURPLE BAR in the hotel lobby.

LTS: hi, cbsd?
cbs: yes, LTS?

we shook hands. she hugged me....gosh!! her voluminous boobs will injure me internally!....it was marvel to the eye...it frosted my specs!!
after settling down with the casual muaks, muaks! she asked me whether to buy me a drink.

lts: ok, plain water will do ....(free and healthy what)
cbs: NO!!...i want u to have some hard liquor ...( she pouted her thick luscious lips)
lts: sorry, dearie...diabetic...unless u want me dead on the spot u do that.....(pouted back at her)
so, plain water it was!...she downed a whiskey coke...and another...and another...and smoking...and smoking...and....omigosh!
lts: dearie....r u sure u wanna continue doing that..cos i m inhaling as much as u r smoking...
cbs: sorrie dear....i usually dun smoke or drink that much back home...me got a princess...wanna see how sweet she was?
from her humongous boobs, she pulled out a pic of her daughter. wow!!...very very sweet and pretty...just like her mum!
lts: so where's ur hubby?
cbs, pouty again: he's a dickhead!!....i dumped him long ago...what a dickhead he is!!
lts: sorry...u mean u r divorced....?
cbs: yes dear...single parent...tough job!

and then she asked about my zany tale...especially the one that i was peeped on when i pooed in the q'town pool squatting toilet...and she laughed and laughed...and laughed...hahahaha...
she said when she was with the hairdresser who was washing her hair, she recalled my this zany tale...and she burst out laughing uncontrollably...
suddenly my handphone rang. oh my goodness!! quanhuang was on the line. he called me very often.....as and when he was very frustrated or foul mood....
good! passed my mobile to cbs...and so suprised...ah huang became muted!!...and cbs kept going..'HELLO...HELLO...HELLO'...hahahaha....;9)
soon after hanging up, my cid pal called..and again passed it to her to say hello...and yes...he was muted too...i guessed they were stomped and stunt when i told them a chiobu from oz was here for me...

HER MISSION: SHAG ME FROM DUSK TO DAWN..AND GO AT IT AGAIN FROM DAWN TO DUSK...!!!....;9)

after chatting happily away, the darn mobile rang again!......


TAHSAR MEETS CANTBEASSED TONIGHT

leetahsar
2-Oct 01:26
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
21 of 856

119317.21 in reply to 119317.19
ah huang...just back with cantbeassed.
the whole night she was talking about u...and i had to describe how chiohunk u were until she was so horny about u...
she called u right...and both of u had a good time flirting it out right?...so do i hear wedding bells??..
dun forget my big red ang pow ok.....;9)


leetahsar
2-Oct 01:28
To:
Semaj2357 unread
22 of 856

119317.22 in reply to 119317.20
she is really one very gorgeous chiobu. and now she understands whats a CHIOBU...a gorgeous babe!!
and she is really well endowed i tell u!!...no bra size fits her...and her most expensive things she wears are her bras which cost hundreds...cos it's special and strong...if not the straps might just snapped and her loose bras straps may blind or kill some one...hahahaha....;9)

PART ONE

yes i was with her the whole night.
among the forummers she met was can u all believe - my stalker HUGEHARDDICK...and she said she might be falling in love with him...or he with her...so maybe wedding bell too?
and yes...i spoke to HHD...and he's ok u know...but dunno why he presented himself to be so nefarious....something that puzzled me the whole night...
HHD...if u r reading this, hope u could be ur real self....u loverboy!!!
and yes...cantbeassed puked on seeing this ugly like fuck piggy...sorry dearie...i already warned u...hahahaha....;9)
anyway we have a swell time...then SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE!!
my indian chief called n he was around the vicinity. we were in the PURPLE PUB in PENINSULAR HOTEL. in a jiffy, he was at the lobby to pick us up for dinner...vegetarian of course cos dearie is a pure vegan...
off we went to LITTLE INDIA. baskeT! LITTLE INDIA was grossly infested with indians an bangalas FTS...they even walked on the the left road lane. the traffic was a jam!
finally we came to a pleasant restaurant and had out veggie buffet there. my god! my dearie was a water barrel and drank like a fish. she already down a couple of whiskey...and in the restaurant she downed another half dozen....and her whiskeys were more expensive than our buffet dinner!....;9(
after the food, the night was still early. i suggested to go to another pub in river valley where i was there a couple of week ago invited to an indian birthday party...
we drank. talked cock...and finally it was late. i suggested dearie to turn in early as she's leaving early the next morning.
hope she had a wonderful time...and not utterly disappointed by this ugly like fuck face who only drank...MINERAL WATER for the whole night....
so dear, pls take care...u must set good example to ur cute PRINCESS little girl....and i wish u well and all the best.
call me if u r not switched off by this ugly piggy the next round u r here with ur daughter, ok...
bless u...and hope u like the buddhist beads i gave u....it's from the necklace beads give to me by a very aged kindly old lady.
the string of beads snapped...and some of it cracked. so i stringed it into a few bracelet and thought why dun i present u with one.....
hope u remember me when u rub those beads..yes rub it when u r stress...and remember my corny zany stories...
i m very happy that my crazy stuffs make u laughing uncontrollably....i thank u too for telling me that...I REALLY DUNNO PEOPLE ACTUALLY READ MY BO LIAO LAME POSTINGS...haahaa...serious...I DUNNO.....;9)

TAHSAR MEETS CANTBEASSED TONIGHT

yes..my dearie is really here!!
we are dating tonite....isn't it exciting!
just talked over the phone...and she really sounds very sweet. crsytal clear voice like her sugar plum angelic face...
now i m very excited.....are u all excited to know the outcome too??

and all the well wishers' posting....hahahaha....


KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
1-Oct 14:47
To:
leetahsar
9 of 856

119317.9 in reply to 119317.1
Hahahahahah!!!
Go go go LTS go go go!!!
Please post your field report when you return from your date!!! I want to hear the juicy details.
Hahahahhahah!!!
The bomb has been planted. Fire in the hole.
Hahahahahahahah
Let's see whether Terror or Counter Terror will win!!
Hahahahahahahhahahaha
Kaixin1

markofthewol
1-Oct 14:50
To:
leetahsar
10 of 856

119317.10 in reply to 119317.8
ok uncle then let me cheer u on. All the best tonite! n remember to take an umbrella :)



KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
1-Oct 14:51
To:
markofthewol
11 of 856

119317.11 in reply to 119317.10
No need umbrella lar!
Raw raw raw!!!
Kaixin1


leetahsar
1-Oct 14:52
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markofthewol
12 of 856

119317.12 in reply to 119317.7
i have to talk to her personally...and must respect her whether she wants herself to be known more by u all jokers here.
if she is here for a a deeper relationship...maybe i will act as her matchmaker too...hahahaha...;9)
then a big ang pow from her too?.....;9)
watch out for this reality THREAD man!!.....;9)

leetahsar
1-Oct 14:53
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
13 of 856

119317.13 in reply to 119317.9
terror + terror ....may = THE HILLS ARE ABLAZE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC....
u know what i mean, hor?....;9)



leetahsar
1-Oct 14:53
To:
markofthewol
14 of 856

119317.14 in reply to 119317.10
umbrella??...raining tonite???



markofthewol
1-Oct 14:54
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leetahsar
15 of 856

119317.15 in reply to 119317.12

u always got me similing man.
ok lah, waiting for ur good news. n tell us the exciting details of ur date! :)


markofthewol
1-Oct 14:55
To:
leetahsar
16 of 856

119317.16 in reply to 119317.14

no no uncle, not tat umbrella :)



leetahsar
1-Oct 14:56
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
17 of 856

119317.17 in reply to 119317.11
u mean if raining tonite ...bring cantbeassed to SASHIMI DINNER...raw fish and all those...
cannot leh...me dead broke u know...;9(
hahaha...GOT'CHA..u naughty cheeky boy!!...of course, i know what talk u!!...bad boy!!..dun be rude to ur future would be auntie ok...;9)



leetahsar
1-Oct 14:56
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markofthewol
18 of 856

119317.18 in reply to 119317.16
another cheeky and naughty boy!!



God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
1-Oct 15:11
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leetahsar
19 of 856

119317.19 in reply to 119317.6
No need lah. I will give her the Hand of God instead, hee hee hee.



Semaj2357
1-Oct 22:15
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
20 of 856

119317.20 in reply to 119317.19
yup, one more thing...the tongue is mightier than the sword, if the HOG ain't enuff.
Fei Chye - bring along your shears as pruning may be required, lol

THE STORY OF ZI YEAN

as u can witness, this story was like a HIT!!...it drags on to be a total of 731 postings and still counting...

i think if u r interested please click on the link...if u cannot find the thread hit in the SEARCH ENGINE there and type the above title....

good luck!...now for the next HIT STORY...

TAHSAR MEETS CANTBEASSED TONIGHT

this real simple dating story with a blonde lady from aussie with super BOOBS hits even more postings.....

a total of 856 postings and still counting....

it shows how lame sinkie guys can get...jealous, envious, insulting, humiliating...and all the uncouth manners and behaviour that i was totally stoomped and stunt!!....

a simple date turns out to be a target practice for all the lame flame throwers...and me being the sitting duck...so fat....so most cannot miss me....and now piggy body full of bullets holes.....;9(

AMAZING!! THE STORY OF ZI YEAN HITS >700 POSTINGS!!

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Dogsquare
24-Sep 13:28
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BlueSoton1
28 of 730

118536.28 in reply to 118536.17
heheee, uncle lee's dramatic story has touched the heart of many, including agent_lex, shilingal...... now i also want to show my support for Mr. Yean, Blk165 stirling rd??
Agent_lex, interested in vegetarian rojak ?


leetahsar
24-Sep 13:31
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Dogsquare
29 of 730

118536.29 in reply to 118536.28
alamak!!...really meh??...this hearsay story just skimmed off my grey matter only, u know...never even expect any response...
so funny...those bombastic i tot sure good reaction...then i got so so...
and this one...really out of my anticipation...
MAN PROPOSE; HEAVEN DISPOSE!....;9)


Dogsquare
24-Sep 13:38
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leetahsar
30 of 730

118536.30 in reply to 118536.1
Uncle Lee. thank you for this very interesting dramatic story of Zi Yean. This is so far the best I have 'heard' since rediffusion started. And the nest written of all your other thread like "red undies".....
Now I will support Mr. Yean at his 165 Stirling Rd stall. One hardware shop boss ever told me about this fantastic ZiChar stall there sometimes ago, and have all praises for his cooking. Now I know why ....
Just thinking....how wonderful when we are eating his Zi Char and dishes while watching the new TV series soap opera... The Story of Ah Yean..


leetahsar
24-Sep 13:46
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Dogsquare
31 of 730

118536.31 in reply to 118536.30
have ur zhi char and watch THE MYSTERY OF THE RED UNDIES...hahahaha....;9)

Dogsquare
24-Sep 14:14
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leetahsar
32 of 730

118536.32 in reply to 118536.31

Would be interesting for Taiwanese forumers now..
Caution your tenant not to go southern taiwan with red undies.....his life would be in danger..

LocknRoll1
24-Sep 14:26
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ALL
33 of 730

118536.33 in reply to 118536.20
Went for their tim sum this morning...dissappointed.
Tried a few dishes...
Char siew bao- Average size. Skin is thick...fillings very little and loosely packed, and kind of dry, tastes so so only.
Fun cheong with prawn fillings- Comes with four medium size whole prawns, which doesn't have much of that sweet prawny taste, so so only. The fun, skin wrapping the fillings, is damn thick! Texture so so only.
Siew mai- Medium size. Not much of pork sweetness in it. Taste kind of artificial sweet, due to seasoning to cover the fresh sweetness of pork which it is lacking.
Fish porridge- Average size serving. Porridge is so damn plain, tastes like just cooked with plain water, no base at all! Fish is fine, average.
Sweet and sour sichuan soup with handmade noodle- Average serving. It's noodle is smooth and with nice texture and flavour. Soup is good.
Wouldn't go back for their tim sum again.

KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
24-Sep 16:02
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leetahsar
34 of 730

118536.34 in reply to 118536.1
This is a better story compared to your frequent mention of your own genitalia.
Are you sure Zi Yean is a Malaysian? I have no comment.
But if she is PRC, I say bash her up and spill her brains. PRC should all fuck off.
Kaixin1

KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
24-Sep 16:04
To:
leetahsar
35 of 730

118536.35 in reply to 118536.25
Yah ... this kind of story is more entertaining that your lame XXX stories about your genitalia and homosexual affairs.
Kaixin1


agent_lex
24-Sep 16:59
To:
Dogsquare
36 of 730

118536.36 in reply to 118536.28
lucky i read your posting. otherwise, i wont know you asked me a question. nx time you wanna say anything to me, better addressed to me. :)
vegetarian rojak sounds good. where? i am also interested to know where i can find good chinese food place with big car park. but.. simple food, easy to eat type. not seafood or zhi char thing.
I have been to jln tiong. was a place i discovered by accident. not too bad. but am not dim sum person.



agent_lex
24-Sep 17:02
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leetahsar
37 of 730

118536.37 in reply to 118536.21
thanks. i will take a look at 165 stirling road. i know jln tiong. i have been there. am not a dim sum person. then again, i tried once, the servings are pretty small for guys i reckon.


agent_lex
24-Sep 17:05
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BlueSoton1
38 of 730

118536.38 in reply to 118536.17
lux_boy... you so kpo. dogsquare will email me if he wants to know where i've gone. :p see lang tao. i hv been working. yup you didnt read wrongly.. i was really really working. :)



leetahsar
24-Sep 17:46
To:
agent_lex
39 of 730

118536.39 in reply to 118536.37
if u really luv value for money kinda of zhi char...proceed to the the mei ling st hc at night...
u will find a odd couple...an auntie who would take ur order in ENGRISH..and her skinny sinewy husb...
and keep an eye for live comedy...they will squabble and yell at each other...very funny and comical one...very impromptu..
good zhi char...super duper cheap. order the claypot fishhead. so many charpalang thrown in...only betwen $10 - 13 depend on the size of the grass carp head. things like roast pork, tofu, yam, pak choy...etc...
a pot of it will be suffice to serve about 3 to 4 persons...if u wanna economise.
normally this is what i would order:
1. sambal kangkong - $3
2. har cheong kai or deep fried chicken in fermented bean paste
3. ginger/ shallot beef
4. fu yong egg or bittergourd fried with egg
5. kor lo yok or sweet sour pork or pai kut wong...s/s ribs
6. ma por tofu
7. claypot fishhead
of course there are more, the skinny chef can whips up...;9)
if u order all the above, i think less than $35...rice is only 30c per bowl.



leetahsar
24-Sep 19:05
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Dogsquare
40 of 730

118536.40 in reply to 118536.32
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Caution your tenant not to go southern taiwan with red undies.....his life would be in danger..< class="memname" onclick="return LBB(278144659);" href="http://forums.delphiforums.com/dir-app/bbcard/profile.asp?webtag=sammyboymod&uid=278144659">leetahsar
24-Sep 19:07
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
41 of 730

118536.41 in reply to 118536.34
huh!!...u got deep vengeance with PRC...mei mei or ge ge??


leetahsar
24-Sep 19:16
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
42 of 730

118536.42 in reply to 118536.35
cai xim...yuan wang!!! INNOCENT!!....i m not into any affair..neither with my indo chiobu...the butchy lesbos teetus or all the dunno what and who teetukongs or teetujias from dunno where...
i only entertain them as casual pals...u know total strangers who took the trouble to visit this blurcock goon from their faraway hometowns...
was kinda of feeling proud cos din expect foreign people guys, girls, gays, butches..etc....are so interested in this bo liao ugly like fuck silly goon....so entertain them..and befriend them,lor.
from all these people, i learnt about their lifestyle...the kinda of 'special' enjoyment they find in the same sex...and all the funny activities these people are involved....
maybe due to my EVERYTHING OR EVERYONE ALSO SUP kinda of mentality....they were comfortable talking to me..and me...well...i m a blur goon king...everyone human or non human...i m very comfortable with...no prejudices at all...hahahaha...;9)
NOW CAN U ALSO DO JUST THAT?...MEI MEI OR NO MEI MEI...there are good...and there are bad...do not let a bad experience hinder u future mate...who maybe a really good mei mei...
and by the way....my air steward pal is doing part time kaypoh matching for hainanese mei mei from HAINAN ISLAND...if u r interested let me know...but he sets the age limit for guys to be at least 30 y o.
so how?

leetahsar
24-Sep 19:25
To:
agent_lex
43 of 730

118536.43 in reply to 118536.36
mei ling st hc...
and mind u...vegetarian rojak??...without the hay kor or prawn paste it's no more rojak!!
laksa..without the gravy or eat the noodle without consuming the laksa...is not longer..laksa!!!


KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
24-Sep 20:03
To:
leetahsar
44 of 730

118536.44 in reply to 118536.42
I would rather stay single all my life than go anywhere near a PRC mei mei. They are not mei mei; they are spiders with huge bellies and minds and fangs full of poision. They should all go home and get fucked by the drug addicts and spouse abusers back in the motherland. Sinkees should not have anything do with PRC mei mei. They are the rotten low life scum of the fucking earth.
They will suck you clean and dry of money, then move on to prostitute themselves to other men twice their age and a dick not even as long as their pubic hair. They are the dirtiest, rudest, crudest folk around who use THICK FACE BLACK HEART even on their own closest friends and who treat men like walking money trees ... you got money they call you honey; you no cash they drop your ass.
Tell you something ... these so called PRC mei mei claim they are decent gals who are well read. Nothing can be further from the truth. You pay them a few extra bucks they let you fxxk them without condom.
Kaixin1


cantbeassed
24-Sep 21:22
To:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
45 of 730

118536.45 in reply to 118536.44
What a shame your a sex pervert, or else i would ask you out on a date...


cantbeassed
24-Sep 21:24
To:
leetahsar
46 of 730

118536.46 in reply to 118536.34
Wonderful story darling...



agent_lex
24-Sep 21:33
To:
leetahsar
47 of 730

118536.47 in reply to 118536.39
huh? i didnt say i am looking for zhi char stall.

KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
24-Sep 21:36
To:
cantbeassed
48 of 730

118536.48 in reply to 118536.45
Thanks for your remark, I'm extremely flattered.
No one is perfect. I admit I am a pervert. My loss I guess.
Kaixin1



Dogsquare
24-Sep 21:46
To:
leetahsar
49 of 730

118536.49 in reply to 118536.43

Uncle Lee, that was wat came to my mind, until I tasted it. Actually Rojak is mixing 'chaparlang' wat, the only taste you get is the good hay kor. However this Uncle Rojak mixed it with some fruit sauce,real nice. try it,



Dogsquare
24-Sep 22:32
To:
agent_lex
50 of 730

118536.50 in reply to 118536.36

....er..er..yes mdm. I will addressed you directly....

It is call UNCLE ROJAK, inside eating house call Blessed Food Lane. At ground floor of Fortune Centre, Middle Road. The reason it is call vegetarian because the uncle does not use prawn paste, instead he use some fruit sauce. very unqiue, fresh. You still get the yu tiao, pineapple, turnip, cucumber, towgay, towpok..

Your criteria is alittle difficult to meet, it reminds me of one place in SIngapore, but no longer exist..BUGIS STREET. Those days many different types of simple chinese food can be found there and plenty of free parking allowed along road side.
At the moment can think of "Hong Kong Street Chun Kee" at Alexandra Rd/Bt Merah Lane BLK125(opp Alexandra Hospital). They have nice 'San Lo' that is mixing fish with towgay and Horfun-signature dish and many other simple dishes. This is the original stall that started at commonwealth drive. Carparks around the HDB block.
The other being, San Hoi San at Eng Hoon Street. Plenty of parking nearby Tiong Bahru area. Their seafood taofoo is nice, chicken season with prawn paste.
Hua Zhu Restaurant at corner of Blk 4,Queen's Rd(above the carpark). This is a nice open restaurant serving cantonese food. The boss left a Hotel and started this food outlet about 20years ago. Plenty of parking space at groung level. Reasonable price, at hotel standard food.




Dogsquare
24-Sep 22:37
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leetahsar
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Because on tv program, i saw even red car also kena smash!!! Tainan is Ah Bian's supporter base.
After Thaksin, Ah Bian is next to go...


leetahsar
24-Sep 22:42
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cantbeassed
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dearie...dun mind me asking...how many are u dating when u come here?...what's my queue nbr?



leetahsar
24-Sep 22:44
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cantbeassed
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u mean my boring and dry story is actually my best story??...gosh!..that's really new and surpising to me!!
u mean u guys really do read whatever posting ...whatever writing ...and the funniest of them all: I DON'T THINK I GOT ANY FLAMING FOR THIS unexpected dark horse thread...funny hor??


leetahsar
24-Sep 22:46
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KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
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hmmp...u need matchmaking from my hainanese air steward pal...HAInaNESE GIRL...serves u the best hainanese chicks!!
interested?...choose to ur heart's delight?....unsatisfied, return product and test until satisfied!!...;9)


leetahsar
24-Sep 22:47
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Dogsquare
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marmite lah with a bit of this and that...nothing beats the authentic penang hay kor!


leetahsar
24-Sep 22:49
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Dogsquare
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he saw some one's red undies??


Batman7007
24-Sep 23:36
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LocknRoll1
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Please lah! Its "DIM SUM".
Not Fun Cheong, but "CHEONG FUN".


BlueSoton1
24-Sep 23:55
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leetahsar
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Uncle, shuling gal is the one anti auntie zoe yet pro h y sun, very funny one, cos these 2 are the same kind but appeared in different forms. i am interested to make friends, both sexes.
wish u hv smooth progress at the home, may u be stroke by buddha kind hand, good piggy, good piggy.............


leetahsar
24-Sep 23:58
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BlueSoton1
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??..bo heng chu??


LocknRoll1
24-Sep 23:59
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Batman7007
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LOL...Roger...!