Thursday, September 07, 2006

I WAS MOLESTED TWICE IN DAY...in swimming pool toilet and in ktv....

YESTERDAY I WAS MOLESTED TWICE......:(
woe is me!!
yesterday while i was at the changing room of queenstown swimming pool, the stomach was growling. die lah!!....shits coming out. so rush to the toilet.
there were 2 pedestal ones and they were locked for 'maintenance'. no choice used the squat one.
hmmp!...ummhp....! brrrrpph...brrrrpph!....pee lee pa lah...the shits were fired out.....aaahhh!! i heaved a sigh of relief.
WAIT!!...how come got flitting shadow from the door gap?? like there was a shadow of a head bending ....oh my god!!....some one peeping at my bottom!!!..........
....to be con'td


i quickly tore the toilet papers, wiped my backside clean, pulled up my swim trunk and quickly opened the door.....but there was no one in sight.
strange??....i saw a shadow....and his action was really rapid. before i could exit from my toilet cubicle, he already scramped out of the changing room.
i bent down and see the wide gap...OH MY GOD!! really could see everything!!!
so be it lor...peeped and already been seem...what to do....;9(
after the swim, i returned home. RINGGGG.....! the phone rang. it was sibeikang.
BINGO!!
he wanted me to accompany him to meet his estranged wifey, chinjiagong. then together he would drive into JB - again - to eat dinner....yum yum!!....someone's treat, piggy sure obliged...
so on ah!!.........;9)


PPPPP....PP!
yes...sibeikang's trademark horning. he was downstair and i rushed down with my passport.
wow! latest moke. a lime green one. no sight of wifey. only he alone. then he told me he was picking her up in orchard road. then from there proceed to JB for dinner.
i was so anticipating. so excited. off he drove along orchard. goodness! many pedestrians and motorists were marvelling at his moke. sbk was orgasmic. he loved the attention.
we passed TAKASHIYAMA where we suppose to pick chinjiagong. but no. he didn't stop. he just drove on....all the way to ROBERTSON QUAY....to a very ulu road where a huge monstrous scary ficus tree grew....where not a soul was seen...where not a lamplight was present saved for the bright full moon above.....
i hopped off his moke awkardly and it was so inspiring, i broke out singing MEMORY - THEME FROM CATS ..by SIR ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER....
MIDNITE....NOT A SOUND IN THE MOONLIGHT....
HAS THE MOON LOST HER MEMORY.....
and the night echoed with my rich bassy melodic voice....hahaha.....;9)
ringgg....ringgggggg! sbk's mobile sounded. it was cjg. she was in TAKASHIMAYA now. she must have taken MRT down all the way from her YISHUN new home where she was staying with her father and step cheena mum with 3 step sisters. and of course, her son was there too.
i hopped back into the moke and was on our way to orchard again. and i just couldn't stop singing...MEMORY....ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT.....


waited and waited at the back of TAKASHIMAYA. there was no sight of chinjiagong.
what's happening?....it was anybody's guess.
sbk: BOB, can u please call her..
me: why me??...u wife what?
sbk: my mobile must pay one u know...and i din pay so now i can't make outgoing call....
me: sure or not?...u always bluffing me leh....20c also u wanna kang!...beh tahan!!....ok i call lor....for the sake of ur son...I CALL!
RINGGGGG..ringggggggg....!
and there walking towards us, cjg in her new splendour gorgeous look!!...wow! she shone that night. of course she was shining lah in her shiny golden spaggi dress, tight fitting jeans, high heels and matching shiny handbag she was holding. but she looked beautifully stunning that night...maybe the magic of the moonlight....MEMORY......ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT....there goes my MEMORY ..again...hahahaha....;9)
off we went again. this time to where?...JB?....NO! both me and cjg had brought out passports. but hell NO!!...we weren't heading for JB!....
sbk drove us to BALESTIER for bak kut teh. luckily, i already eaten my dinner. if not sure die of hunger liao!.....

....to be cont'd
this bak kut teh shop was like the holy land of bak kut teh. so many pics of local and foreign celebrities all pasted on the wall. in fact all the whole walls were filled with pics taken with the lauhankoo boss there.
oh...fei yu ching there...and yes, sandra ng....wow...the whole TENSION boys....and the defunct ENERGY boys...oops!!...how come DA PAI SAR, chen chin pei also got there??...as i was engrossed admiring and calling to all those celebrities' names, sbk was rather pissed and gave me a good dressing, "BOB, pls behave urself leh....quit blabbling those names lah...see du ho(look ok) ...keep ur bloody gape shut...for heaven's sake!"
huh??...like that also cannot??....i could sense an uncanny tension gradually building up in sbk....he was like very exhilirated ...and like very nervous..very uneasy...all the complicated mixed feeling welling within him...and he was definitely a guy picking on innocent poor piggy that night....
i regretted coming out as a lamp post in between chinjiagong and sibeikang....should have left the estranged squabbling couple in their very rare intimate moment...
silly piggY!!...always eyeing for free makan...and the incessant grilling from that bloody sbk continued throughout our makan....
we ordered our bak kut..but i only wanted the soup. like that also the sbk screwed me!...so i just obliged and asked for the cheapest....$5 normal bak kut.
however, when my serving came, i gave all the bak kut to sbk and cjg. only sipped and tasted the soup. i already eaten my dinner....it was like 9pm +.
alamak!! lame man!!...pepper and garlic....nothing else!! thought it was special like the KL one...alamak!! damn bloody so so only....this place was overly exaggerated and over rated!
as this piggy was commenting this to sbk, he became grouchy again..and gave me a good dressing down. " BOB, SHUD THE FUCK UP AND EAT UR FOOD!"
what is wrong with this guy here???....i almost puked!!....i almost wanted to smack him...or splashed him with my peppery soup...what the hell is going into him???...i regretted sitting there and still pretending to smile....under normal circumstances, i would stand up and leave the place...NO FACE GIVEN!!....;9(


i dun care. i ate and i continue to comment...HEY THERE!!...CHEN LEI...the hokien king singer....oh my god!! stefanie there!...
"one more rice, please!" suddenly chinjiagong blurted. sbk looked at me. i looked back at him. my goodness! this girl's appetite tonight was damn good!...
as if not enough, CAN WE HAVE THE YUE CHAR KWAI...1 bowl, please!!....wow lau eh!!....cjg, sure or not?.....then MORE SOUP PLEASE...and a cup of tea less sugar, pls.....
i was shocked. this girl really could eat!!
soon, she ate up everything except the bowls and plates.....sbk settled the bills. we proceed to his moke and he sent her back to yishun.
i waited in his moke while sbk accompanied cjg up to her floor. feeling kind of bo liao, i called sibeipine and told him i was with his brother and ah soh.
BOOM PAK BOOM..BOOM...PAK..BOOM! a blaring music was heard in the background of his mobile. sbp asked me to bring sbk to come visit him in ktv room at EXCELSIOR HOTEL later.
soon sbk approached the moke. he looked like he was teary just now. i could send his dejection and inner sadness or disappointment.
he sped his moke off...i nearly flew off the low dunno what with 4 wheeler. no door. no roof...no nothing...THIS IS WHAT A MOKE IS!
the moon was really bright and round and big....there i went again....MEMORY...NOT A SOUND IN THE MOONLIGHT....abruptly i stole a glance at sbk. i knew he was feeling kind of sore within. i was trying to divert his thought. he was deadly silent.
"how, sbk?" i couldn't stand it any longer to wait for him to speak up. "how...did u ask wifey to come back to u?"
sbk:........ (slient)
me: HOW??!!....say something leh!! (loud and irritated)
sbk: what u want me to say, bob? (quite pissed)
me: got ask cjg to come back with son or not??!! (louder, angry)
sbk: can't be bother lah....if she wants to come home...then come lor...i cannot be bother....i got better things to do....
me: shit!! sbk!!...shit to u two idiots!!....
awkard quiet. sbk looking blankly as he jammed the accelerator...and we sped on faster.
me: can u please slow down....if not i puke!!
he laughed and slowed down.
me: look here, sbk....no matter whether u think u r right or wrong....just coax her back...if she comes back, the small one...ur son will be back too....agree to whatever demands she asks for....
sbk turned and stared blankly at me eye wide opened.
me: get her back home....court her back..bluff bluff submit to her demands...then slowly train her to submit back to u when she is back...U DAMN STUPID LEH!!
eyes getting bigger...and so was his mouth. totally muted. but still blank. didn't know what to retort me...simply STOOMP!
me: if u dun react, she told me just now at the bak kut teh while u went to the gents. she shall proceed divorce against u...when she starts , there's no turning back...and u will lose pain pain...SHE GOT ALL UR EVIDENCES with all the teetus u rumba with....
sbk, finally said something: aiyah bob....slowly lah...dun bother lah...i know what to do...
me: dun say i din warn u hor....she is serious this time..dun under estimate her....u stand to lose not only her but ur cute clever son, ok....
sbk: thanks, bob....i know what to do...
me: and yes, ur old man asked me to relay this message to u....if his grandson goes and calls another man , FATHER....he and ur whole tribe would feel very embarrassed!
silent. blank stare. jammed accelerator and we reached EXCELSIOR HOTEL in a jiffy!

....to be cont'd....
i was in shorts, round t-shirt and sandals. but after pressing 4 fl, we reached the ktv entrance. sibeipine was there to greet us. he brought us in.
sibeikang was in tattered holey jeans and his black round t-shirt. me in shorts, round ts and sandals...and no joke!...they allowed me to enter.
it was a boisterous noisy large room. the smell of heavy cigarettes filled the whole room.
a few guys there were already lupping some girls...one of the right and one on the left. no one was really paying attention to the 2 big tv screens or saying anything. the music was blaring and deafening!
a waiter came and poured us drink...gordon bleu, johnny walker, cognac....WHAT DO U WANT, MISTER?....me: oh...mineral water with a piece of lemon please....
and yes...no kidding that was what i drank the whole night. MINERAL WATER WITH ICE AND A PIECE OF LEMON.
sbp went out. came back in a while. along with him entered a very chio lau kuay bu mommie. "Hi, my name is amy....nice to meet u!" mommie stretched out her right hand for a handshake gesture.
i stood up to shake her hand. in a suprise swift scoop, her left hand headed for my crouch...OH SHIT!!...I JUST BEEN TOUCH AND GRABBED THERE!!....POLICE!!...MOMMIE JUST MOLESTED ME!!!.........;9(
great!...this was just great!!....first, was peeped at in the pool toilet...now being grabbed by a lau kuay bu!!...this was quite a molesting day for me!.....
then she asked...DO U WANT ANY GIRLS....me: no thanks...i sing songs can already...thank you...
stay left, exited she went through the glass door. in a moment, she was back with a girl....oh my god!! in revealing black mini skirt that only had 2 straps covering her humongous tits!
the mineral water also spluttered out of my mouth....and it drooled all over the seat....hahahahah...;9)
this teetu warmed up to me ...rubbing her humongous bosom on my arms..."hi, my nimb is MI MI...hod du ye tu...."
she sure didn't sound local and anyway near local..."er...u indonesian, huh?" i gong gong asked, stretching out my right hand to shake hers.
"ni,..me fram vietnim...." she replied highly accentuated. again in a swift flip of her left hand, I WAS GRABBED AGAIN...in the crouch!!....OH MY GOD!!!....MOLESTED AGAIN!!.....i couldn't believe myself...MATI LAH!!....why all these ladies left hand action so rapid and caught me unaware.....
sbp was observing and laughing away. "bob, she grabs u...grab her back lah!!"....and he held my hand and stroked her big boobs....oh shit!!!....chui guo..chui guo!!!.....i was so embarrassed and blushing....and the big boob viet girl laughed. she held my the other hand and put it on her other boob...ONCE MORE!!....oh no!!...CHUI GUO ...CHUI GUO!!!............;9(
........to be cont'd.....



From:
KaiXin the Active Cheongster (KaiXin1)
13:36
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leetahsar
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83628.2182 in reply to 83628.2181
You are so hypocritical. Pretending you don't enjoy having your crotch grabbed.
So if a woman grabs your crotch it is molest to you, but if a guy grabs your crotch it is not molest, lah!
Orrrr ... I know already :-)
Kaixin1


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why...u fantasying u will be next grabbing my crouch is it?...or u want me to grab u back??
it was an orgy going on there. oh my god!!...this blurcock monk wannabe just entered a PAN SHI TONG....a freaking lustful one!
there were 2 guys at the other end...and u dun wanna know what they were doing to 4 girls there...or what the 4 girls were doing to them...they were argghing...woooooing...errrrring....aaahhahhing.......god bless them!!....;9(
then sbp tried to show off to me. he asked the indonesian petite young girl to sit on him and rumba his groin vigorously...and he went oooh...oooh...oooh...wow..wowww....weee!!
as if that wasn't enough. BOB U WANNA SEE HOW A G-STRING LOOKS LIKE?....before i could say NO, he lifted the girl's skirt and revealed her pink g-string. then asking her to turn around to the front, tugged her little pinky triangular piece of little cloth slightly away from her petite little pubic.....chui guo...chui guo!!!.....
i was suprised. how come there wasn't any girls molesting the quiet, sturdy sibeikang who was fingering the remote control of the karaoke...why huh???
he just quietly sat there like a good little boy sipping his gordon bleu and puffing his cigaratte...and all this monstrous teetus attacking me left, right and centre...and shit!!...here came another teetus with monstrous tits!
"hi....wo jiao GI GI...ni hao..." her right hand was stretched...i already been taught twice already...so before she could grab, i protected my precious by cupping my left hand over it and shaking her right hand with my right....hahahaha....;9)
"ni shi zhong guo lai de mah?" i gong gong asked again.
"no lah...what zhong guo??!!" she was rather offended. "i from singapore...i stay at TOA PAYOH....wah lau eng...ler shiaou wa si cheena mei mei hah? (u think i m a chinagirl)....hahahahaha....!"...she laughed in between mixture of hokkien english and mandarin...ya...sinkies she definitely was!
soon, the laukuaybu mommie entered again. spotted me. signalled all the girls to get lost. and she zoomed in onto me.
she came again trying to grab my crouch. this time i was too smart for her. i covered my jewels with both my cupped hands. so instead, she hugged me very tightly. i could even feel her 2 pointy grapeseed on my back. she kissed me. left and right. manouvered to my front, still hugging me tightly...and shit!! plunged her tongue into my slight agape mouth....CHUI GUO...CHUI GUO!!!...
then she laughed out aloud. "how sweet or not my tongue?"...i was so so embarrassed. i wished i didn't come at all in the first place...sibeipine...u r really one hell of a SON OF A GUN....u dirty little rascal!!
i beh tahan....time for my gooniness to go into action now. i grabbed the mommie, sat her down and i looked right into her eyes....this lau ding dong!
"amy, can u please sit still....." i was stern. looking into her sultry big eyes, i said, "amy, i respect u as a lady....so can u please also respect urself as a lady?"
with those words, she was stunt!. her eyes grew bigger...her mouth opened wide. she was blank and muted. no more smiling. simply shocked blank by my direct words....hahahaha.....;9)
before she could recover or react, i continued, "look directly at me amy....LOOK...DUN MAKE THOSE STUPID FACES....LOOK INTO MY EYES!!"
she looked and behaved, smiling a bit embarrassed.
"yes, amy....u have a kind heart...." i began my gooniness," but u r one sad lady....very sad indeed...."
her eyes grew larger. "no...no...lah...towkay...i beri the happy one lah...hahahahaha....."
me: sure or not, amy mommie?
she stared at me....tears welling up....
amy: yes....why leh?...u can read fortune one huh?
me: look seriously at me....look into my eyes...TELL ME, ARE U REALLY HAPPY??
........pause. blur...more pause...blank stare at me...
amy: yes lah...i m happy....i m not married u know....
me: how old are u my dear girl....?
amy: 52...dun worry lah...next year i m retiring...i got money...i save enough already....next year my last year...
me: how can u be happy, amy??.....if u r not marry at ur age?...how...??
....blur...tears almost bursting liao....;9)
me: who's going to look after u...10 yrs from now..how?...where will u be, amy??
.....blank...a few drops of tear flowing liao....
me: and please...dun drink and smoke so much...my dear girl...bad for u....anything bad happen to u, who's going to look after u.....?
she shocked.....quickly stoomp out her cigarettes she was holding...
amy:...thanks towkay...u very kind...i know it's bad...but next year....i will retire...U MARRY ME LAH...hahahahaha!!!
me: ...yes i wish i could...next year...i may robe up as a monk wannabe u know...my dear girl.... (i pointed to the buddhist beads that i was wearing)
....and she couldn't stand it any longer....she abruptly excused herself..stay left, she buzzed off through the glass door...
heng ah!!....half of my ordeal gone...hahahaha.....;9)...but the next vulgar upheaval was coming up soon....so stay tuned!.....
stay tuned......for more obscenities......;9)


then sbp came to me...and he also molested me...grabbing my huge pointy mi mi...and trying to act like those teetus going for my crouch. i smacked sharply at his teekoo hand before he could reach my jewels!
then he held the petite indo malay girl. she sync with him by bending herself down. he lifted her skirt...and rumba a clothed anal on her...and growling those inaudible lusty growls.....shit to him!!!....chui guo..chui guo...!.........;9(
some more he could ask me....HOW BOB?....SHIOK?...WANNA TRY???...and wink wink at me...tempting me to try it out....
pretty soon. it was closing time. and 3 times 7 twenty one! sibeipine grabbed my arm and scramped speedily into the lift with his brother sibeikang in tug.....
in a few moments we were at the basement. hopping into sibeikang's moke, we zoomed off.....i asked why such a hurry to char bok?
sbp: bob...u idiot!!...if u were the last one to leave...u foot all the bills ok!!
the moon was still bright....round and shining....so...MEMORY....ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT....HAS THE MOON LOST HER MEMORY....
and the 2 brothers joined me in my rendition....hahahaha.....
end of my molesting day!!.....and story...hahahaha.....;9)