THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING LINK - SOLVED!

It was saturday. as usual, mum was cooking up a storm - MEE REBUS. she reminded everyone to be back for dinner cos' she spent like closed to $100. it was a regular family night where all the sisters, brother-in-laws, niece and nephew would be here for nice dinner. she bought beef and tripes and on top of that, she bought a humongous crab.

she revealed to me that she would be cooking sharksfin soup. she shook her head in disdain. she thought lauhanku wasn't back. but he was when she went marketing.(if she knew he was back, there won't be the extra sharksfin.) anyway, that night dinner was superb! the only irritating thing was, she hid the sharksfin soup from lauhanku and secretly served to us, her children and grandchildren only after lauhanku went to the next door flat.

after a satisfying meal which ended with hashima with lotus seed dessert - that would be froggies' sperm just in case u dunno what's hashima is -time for the sisters, brother-in-laws, the niece and a naughty little nephew to bid adieus.

about an hour or soon, youngest sis called to ask whether we found the EZLINK card for my little nephew, ah boy. high and low we search but couldn't find it....

strange....very strange indeed! how could an EZLINK CARD just disappeared like that. i did notice ah boy playing with it after dinner and had firmly told him to keep it properly in his pocket. now it was lost. strange!

it was about midnite, my weird FT IT tenant was 'alive'. ah seng, my tenant, was always more alive as the night progressed. now u roughly undestand why i described him 'weird'.

he went to shower leaving his door ajar. i went to the kitchen after passing by his room. i thought i saw an EZLINK CARD on his table. i entered and yes! it was ah boy's card cos behind it stated as CHILD with yellow face.

after having my drink in the kitchen, i returnd to the hall to continue watching ARMY OF HEAVEN an exciting historical epic showing in tv, starring ORLANDO BLOOM and JEREMY IRONS.

after about 15 minutes, ah seng exited from he toilet and hastened into his room. i forgot to ask him about my nephew's missing ezlink card.

next morning, i was rudely awakened by banging of the room doors. ah seng was up early - as usual, preparing to go to work. it was always either the door banging that woke me or his strong pungent cologne or perfume that would wake me up abruptly.

his room wasn't locked cos he just did his laundry. i could see 5 bamboo sticks hung full of his clothing and an array of his colorful undies. i just couldn't imagine how many clothings and undies he changed in a week.

curiously, i opened the door to check whether the ezlink card was there so that i could retrieve to return to my sister. it wasn't. and my gosh!! another 2 full pails of laundry which was overflowing from the pails and sprawn all over floor. how the hell, he wore so many clothings? weird, isn't it?

mamalee was back from her routine morning exercise. i just gotta tell her that i had found the missing link card. she was incensed and starting cussing ah seng accusing him of being dishonest...blah..blah..blah! yep! just the broken radio she was....and early in the morning.

i was rather pissed by her incessant rantings. i decided to sms ah seng.

me, sms: seng, did u c a child ezlink card which belong to my nephew?
seng replied: oh! yes! i tot that was mine. i used it to take mrt and topped up with $10 some more.
me: omg! that's for kid. dangerous ok. if caught u will be fined! so dun use it when u return.
seng: oh, thanks!..didn't know. tot was mine cos i foung it inside the washing machine after i did my laundry.
me: no problem. will refund u the $10 tonite.

strange? how did ah boy's ezlink card ended up inside the washing machine? decided to call sister. and the mystery of the missing link was solved!

my naughty cheeky nephew, ah boy had threw his link card into the machine. no wonder we couldn' find it. that same night, ah seng did his laundry...and he found it and thought it was his.

it only left me to explain to mamalee before she made matter worst when ah seng returned. well, she understood that it was all a very co-incidental misunderstanding. that appeased her and solved all the fuss over this ezlink card.

moral of this happening:

IT'S BETTER TO SPEAK THING OUT INSTEAD OF BEING SHY ABOUT IT. 3 THINGS RESULTED FROM THIS EPISODE:
1. luckily i dare sms ah seng, if not he might be caught during the return trip for using that card. he already had a record of being fined $50 by SMRT.

2. that my mamalee was quick to condemn before finding out the whole truth of the matter.

3. i was so proud i solved the mystery of the missing link (card)......;9)

THEY WHO DON'T PRACTISE WHAT IS PREACHED

just posted this in sgforums http://politics.sgforums.com/forums/10/topics/312573. it doesn't benefit me in any sense. i just hope to be able to enlighten misguided souls so that they could see the light of things in a clearer picture to prevent themselves from being exploited by evil forces proliferating among the society now. gate...gate...paragate...parasamgate...bodhi svaha!!

i m talking about those bunch of human rights activists in sghuman rights led by chiatilik and his bunch of lackeys like lamei and ngejay and many of their clones.

all these clowns are very active in posting nonsense and petty issues in sammyboy coffeeshop. one of their gang hooliganism is to collectively attack anyone who speaks against them and hence get that targeted poster BANNED in that forum.

how could they have the influence to do that u ask?

easy! just register yourself as a PAID MEMBERSHIP of that forum.

the trouble is these people are supposed to be "HUMAN RIGHTS" activists. do we see they practising what they are preaching here?

the current arrest of SDP protestors led by chee and chia (maybe in his capacity as the sghuman rights leeder) really made a mockery of the authencity of that protest. among the food items that were displayed to support their so all unfair price hike was FORTUNE BRAND'S SHARKSFIN and DUMEX 'GOLD' MILK POWDER.

the food hike is an international phenomenal headache faced by all the countries in the world. places elsewhere, the hikes are even worst. our gov has been trying to alleviate this problem by recommending people to buy 'housebrand' products and consume frozen meat instead of fresh one.

however, instead of acting rationally and contructively, these bunch of 'human rights' goondus chose to mislead the masses.

it was suppose to be a 'peaceful' protest...so some parents stupidly or unwittingly brought their kids without considering much about the risks and the safety of their children should the scene turned nasty or boisterous.

IT WAS ANYTHING BUT PEACEFUL. from the bystander point of views, i couldn't help but sense a more sinister motive coded inside this 'peaceful' protest. if we recall the FREE BURMESE by the burmese and not by SDP clowns, it would be validated as PEACEFUL. WHY? when the burmese protestors were requested to stop and disperse, they did what was told. was there any arrest or charges? NO! it was really PEACEFUL!! no problems from the police. no problem from the protestors.

Now look at the SDP's style. when the police asked them to stop, they argued and even teased the police by asking them: "WHERE'S MAS SELAMAT KATSTURI?" was there any respect for the laws?

and this arrogant and ignorant mother who brought 2 kids there even posted that she wanted her children "to be politically awared". i wonder how her kids would grow up to be politically awared when they were still sucking their pacifiers. they might think later that police arresting people is a violation of citizens' rights and that being a criminal is not an offence cos the laws here isn't worth the respect from the citizens.

singapore has come so far to achieving peace and prosperity. it wasn't accomplished over night. it took a few generations to arrive at that. with this bunch of troublemakers among our midst misleading the masses, i m very apprehensive that our society may regress to the caveman's period where no one is safe to roam the streets and curfews are imposed.

why can't all these bunch of goondus get themselves into parliament first so that they can then make a difference? why can't chee soon juan accept the facts that his style of hooliganism politics CAN NEVER WORK HERE? if he loves to persist in such manner, shouldn't he migrate with his taiwanese wife to TAIWAN and show off his political expertise there?

he hates the sgp gov so much...hates every policies implemented...hates for the sake of hating...and making so much nonsensical rantings, he would be most welcome to quit singapore for good!

our society needs rational minded people who could come up with constructive alternatives if possible to retort the gov's policies. if we couldn't come up with a better alternative, the next best would be to stick on to what the gov has to offer. as i put up this words, i anticipate i would be branded a 'pap mole' , a paps' balls polisher and all the craps those childish wayward extremists could cough up with. BUT PLEASE GROW UP!! SEE THIS COUNTRY AS IT IS TODAY...AS IT WAS IN THE 50s...compare our beloved country to other places....DON'T RANT FOR THE SAKE OF RANTING....it's plain stupidity!!

please do remember: WE, THE SINGAPOREANS, OWN THIS COUNTRY.....we definitely do not have to be like chee's sister going abroad to throw more shits at her own country.

FOR WHATEVER WE DONE HERE, IT'S OUR OWN RESPONSIBLITY. we definitely do not need foreign dubious forces to interfere with out own welfare.

if that's what chee's and chia's human rights are all about, then maybe it's about time the gov should be doing something to curb it before it really escalates into public unrest misleading many deluded and disillusioned citizens.