lamui's favorite food - LUPCHEONGS

Lamei Jaslyn Go "suan" KJ in her face book

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Jaslyn Go: I am honored that KJ think that i speak for 30 political parties in SG. Much as I like to accept the compliment I am afraid I am just a humble activist (who is standing trial for acting on my conviction) who is not a member of any political party.


Jaslyn Go: I hope to see more people coming forward to join me in standing / speaking up and effecting the reform of SG politics and not sitting in the comfort behind their computers behaving like a arm chair critic...

chia sai's lupcheong was just terrible. it was a TIGER HEAD with RAT-TAIL. it was awful!! it was terribly unfulfiling. hmmm....the nerd's one should taste better, as lamui thought to herself. you see, her favorite snack was LUPCHEONG or sausages or franks or in hokkien, we simply called it TWUI

ever since that fateful DAY of tasting the nerd's gift of cum spiked bayi chocs shaped in TWUI, she was grossly obsessed.

the boss of RP happened to be chocolaty dark and smelling divine unlike the nerd who was full of turdy stains. unwittingly, she was stimulated everytime his pic was shown in his FB which was like to her means "FUCKING BITCH". it sent waves of imaginery orgasmic vibrations into her desperate trolling cells. whenever she accessed it, she would wet the seat.

well, as the sayng goes: if u ve it, flaunt it, use it or in simple term - execute her nefarious FLIRT&DESTROY. she must have that chocolaty TWUI from the RP boss!!

in her usual slutty manner, she left a F&D massage - oops! message in the FB or FUCKING BITCH page hoping to entice and seduce her chocolaty TWUI - the precious rod of our latest hero in our martial arts in local politics world.

would RP boss succumb to her nasty F&D? would he give up RP CLAN and transfer all power to the SDP circus of clowns??

actually NO! sorry, no go for that lau go this time:p she overestimated the rattling of her skinny bony frame. guess for the time being, it would be TWUI from the nerd JJ - mon, wed, fri and then TWUI for her disppointing chia sai - tues, thurs and sat.

what's for sunday then? well, use ur imagination!! SUNDAY was purely for orgy lah!!

TIU YOUR TWUI!!

have u bought your CK undies?

the goon leetahsar in red undies - pic modified courtesy by nasty forummer using photoshop.

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it's funny but shuck! let's ve some fun with our personal inner linings

my li'l brother LEETAHSAR finally wears a ck undies. it cost him $49.90! can u imagine that? LTS in a microfibre and dunno what material branded CK undies which cost a bomb!

one innocent question was suddenly posed to me: WHAT BRAND OF UNDIES DO YOU WEAR?

it caught me really off guard. it's very personal and only the silly goon could ask such silly personal question. BUT, it really started off a very humourous kopi talk.

so now, i pose this weird question to you:

WHAT BRAND OF UNDIES DO YOU WEAR?

this was from LTS. it just kept me laughing and spat out my food! sheesh!!

LTS: what brand of undies u wear under there huh?

me: why u ask? pervert huh?

lts: no lah. great sgp sale mah....tot of pampering myself with a ck. that one i picked in the swimming pool is quite tattered now....

me: huh? u wat in the swimming pool??

lts: i picked up a brand new ck undies there. u dunno meh? alamak!!! so many already knew i posted in the forum...hahahaha...!

me: piang! u deserved to be flame to crisp!! how could u pick other's undies...used one some! yuck!!

lts: how often could me pick a quite brand new CK? u dun pick, the cleaner will...and i m poor as a beggar, hor....

silent. "there u see, it's quite fitting what. XL some more - my size!" and lts lifted out part of the red strap of the ck to show it to me. shocking isn't it?

me: ....(silent in a state of shock)....

lts continued: u know hor....why m i asking u about undies?

me, sheepishly cos still shock: why?

lts: during our school days, i only got to wear SWAN cotton panties. u know, the one made in china. later, i upgraded it to while CROCODILE cotton briefs...BUT...

here it comes, i knew it!!

lts: BUT.....u know hor....after sometime, it could get very irritating.

me: huh? what irritating? ants crawling in to bite u there is it?

lts: no lah! worst!

me: got anything worst than balls biting ants?
lts: yep! u dunno meh?....after sometime, the CROC brief began to get very loosey. one of the balls would drop out and dangle outside the brief!

me: oh jeezes!!

...and my kopi was spewed all over the table!! hahaahaha....the balls dropping out of the CROCODILE undies!! my goodness! only the goon had such weird incident!!