lamui's favorite food - LUPCHEONGS

Lamei Jaslyn Go "suan" KJ in her face book

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Jaslyn Go: I am honored that KJ think that i speak for 30 political parties in SG. Much as I like to accept the compliment I am afraid I am just a humble activist (who is standing trial for acting on my conviction) who is not a member of any political party.


Jaslyn Go: I hope to see more people coming forward to join me in standing / speaking up and effecting the reform of SG politics and not sitting in the comfort behind their computers behaving like a arm chair critic...

chia sai's lupcheong was just terrible. it was a TIGER HEAD with RAT-TAIL. it was awful!! it was terribly unfulfiling. hmmm....the nerd's one should taste better, as lamui thought to herself. you see, her favorite snack was LUPCHEONG or sausages or franks or in hokkien, we simply called it TWUI

ever since that fateful DAY of tasting the nerd's gift of cum spiked bayi chocs shaped in TWUI, she was grossly obsessed.

the boss of RP happened to be chocolaty dark and smelling divine unlike the nerd who was full of turdy stains. unwittingly, she was stimulated everytime his pic was shown in his FB which was like to her means "FUCKING BITCH". it sent waves of imaginery orgasmic vibrations into her desperate trolling cells. whenever she accessed it, she would wet the seat.

well, as the sayng goes: if u ve it, flaunt it, use it or in simple term - execute her nefarious FLIRT&DESTROY. she must have that chocolaty TWUI from the RP boss!!

in her usual slutty manner, she left a F&D massage - oops! message in the FB or FUCKING BITCH page hoping to entice and seduce her chocolaty TWUI - the precious rod of our latest hero in our martial arts in local politics world.

would RP boss succumb to her nasty F&D? would he give up RP CLAN and transfer all power to the SDP circus of clowns??

actually NO! sorry, no go for that lau go this time:p she overestimated the rattling of her skinny bony frame. guess for the time being, it would be TWUI from the nerd JJ - mon, wed, fri and then TWUI for her disppointing chia sai - tues, thurs and sat.

what's for sunday then? well, use ur imagination!! SUNDAY was purely for orgy lah!!

TIU YOUR TWUI!!

have u bought your CK undies?

the goon leetahsar in red undies - pic modified courtesy by nasty forummer using photoshop.

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it's funny but shuck! let's ve some fun with our personal inner linings

my li'l brother LEETAHSAR finally wears a ck undies. it cost him $49.90! can u imagine that? LTS in a microfibre and dunno what material branded CK undies which cost a bomb!

one innocent question was suddenly posed to me: WHAT BRAND OF UNDIES DO YOU WEAR?

it caught me really off guard. it's very personal and only the silly goon could ask such silly personal question. BUT, it really started off a very humourous kopi talk.

so now, i pose this weird question to you:

WHAT BRAND OF UNDIES DO YOU WEAR?

this was from LTS. it just kept me laughing and spat out my food! sheesh!!

LTS: what brand of undies u wear under there huh?

me: why u ask? pervert huh?

lts: no lah. great sgp sale mah....tot of pampering myself with a ck. that one i picked in the swimming pool is quite tattered now....

me: huh? u wat in the swimming pool??

lts: i picked up a brand new ck undies there. u dunno meh? alamak!!! so many already knew i posted in the forum...hahahaha...!

me: piang! u deserved to be flame to crisp!! how could u pick other's undies...used one some! yuck!!

lts: how often could me pick a quite brand new CK? u dun pick, the cleaner will...and i m poor as a beggar, hor....

silent. "there u see, it's quite fitting what. XL some more - my size!" and lts lifted out part of the red strap of the ck to show it to me. shocking isn't it?

me: ....(silent in a state of shock)....

lts continued: u know hor....why m i asking u about undies?

me, sheepishly cos still shock: why?

lts: during our school days, i only got to wear SWAN cotton panties. u know, the one made in china. later, i upgraded it to while CROCODILE cotton briefs...BUT...

here it comes, i knew it!!

lts: BUT.....u know hor....after sometime, it could get very irritating.

me: huh? what irritating? ants crawling in to bite u there is it?

lts: no lah! worst!

me: got anything worst than balls biting ants?
lts: yep! u dunno meh?....after sometime, the CROC brief began to get very loosey. one of the balls would drop out and dangle outside the brief!

me: oh jeezes!!

...and my kopi was spewed all over the table!! hahaahaha....the balls dropping out of the CROCODILE undies!! my goodness! only the goon had such weird incident!!

news from my italian gf, monica!

my italian gf looks like her - another monica bertulocci, an italian actress.


was really excited that i got an email out of the blue from my italian gf, monica who had left sgp quite many years ago.


From: Monica Forte (censored)

To: bobsimkh@hotmail.com

My dear Bob,

I'm just back fron Indocina, where I'm been for my job.

You know my writing english is not so well, but I would like tell you how happy I'm to have news from you.

In few months I'll will change my home, and I will send to you my new address.

I divorced from Paolo, and now I'm very happy.

I meet a old friend and with him, my life is improve a lot. Is realy a nice man.

I miss you very much and will be so nice to see each others again or in Singapore ( that is alwais in my mind) or here in

Torino )

Now I send to you and your family,a big kiss, and a very happy new year!!!!

With love

Monica

the ungrateful blackman

it was a sad revelation i learnt about this blackman whom i invited to my home, cooked spaghetti in expensive red wine sauce and concocted a powerful detox drink of homegrown wheatgrass and pure pomegranate juice.

he continued to add to defaming me in forums instead of standing up for the truth about his stupid haunted "property" which was nothing but a 3 rooms HDB flat located at west west end of sgp.



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Re: emptiness is form, form is emptiness

ornitofu.... (was asked to put this mantra):rolleyes:

emptiness is form....form is emptiness...

black2545 does look like a very decent old chap whose mentality is always very pessimistic. he was introduced to pervert gay sotong who though despised him without showing, treated LTS n him to a restaurant meal.

my silly li'l brother LEETAHSAR also introduced him to a SIA cabin supervisor who was also a buddhist religious cell group leader. he was hoping that retiree black2545 would be able to widen his social circle. SIA pal brought them to his home in tampines where his nice beautiful young wifey served them nice kopi.

however, with all this concern for black2545, he went to mix with the FANTASICK 4 where lamei, chiatilik n ngejay poisoned his pea-brain. they schemed and retrieved personal info about my li'l brother LEETAHSAR, falsified and accused him of trying to con black2545 off his property. what prop does black2545 have anyway???

after there wasn't any more LTS' info to squeeze out from black2545 he was history....lamei ignored him and so were the rest. such was the dirty game of the F4 and the ungrateful black2545 fell for their tricks:mad:

and here he is again.....that's why i ve told my li'l brother LEETAHSAR long long ago: NEVER MEET ALL THESE FORUM BUGGERS. he is wiser now but obviously too late to realise the bad seeds that had been sown.

as a referral point for advice: be careful who u meet from the forums. there are many who are meeting u for another kind of hidden motive. when they could't achieve what they set out to meet u for, they would try in some way to harm u.

last sunday, my li'l brother LEETAHSAR had got a trickster's sms-es probably from one of the forummers he had met before and posing as his indo gf to ask for some money to be transfer to her sgp bank a/c (which suspiciously should belong to the trickster).

luckily, he consulted me b4 he did any silly thing again and fortunately didn't lose any big sum of money from his saving.

SO BEWARE AND BE CAREFUL ABOUT MEETING FORUMMERS.

i ve suggested him to report to the police but that idiot goondu LTS knew who was probably behind all this con. he just too kind to let it off with another hearty laughter.

what to do? that's my li'l brother, the super goon LEETAHSAR!:(

do we really benefit from rapid urbanisation?

i find this very strange.whenever i dream, i would be taken back to my happiest childhood days in kampng lives. life was simple yet unadulterated. there were many simple pleasures and it didn't cost a cent like climbing up a tree plucking fruits, catching spiders and fought them out on matchboxes, making kties from coconut sticks and discarded newspaper....etc

how many kids now have a chance to play in the longkangs catching fishes and even swimming in it? how many know how to may a catapult we called LASTIK fr sturdy twigs using dicarded inner tyre tubing?

there were so much lost and invaluable childhood memories that seem quite impossible to pass to our present young. but best of all, the kampong spirit of UNITY, CARE AND CONCERN for neighbours is lost. in kampong, our doors were usually wide opened cos we knew almost every neighbours. if ever there was a stranger intruding, any kampong folks would know and won't hesitate to alert everyone.
sgp rapid urbanisation does seem beneficial on the surface. strangely, within me, i feel something very important and dear to our hearts is eradicated. it's now more about money, self-benefit and gainful rewards. it's very materialistic now.
looking at our own minitoots, the confirmation is very real and obvious. it's about money and more benefits.

maybe that could be one of the reason opp parties don't get more supports cos of their limited resources and "benefits" to dish out to supporters.

we have to come to our basic righteous sense and honesty. we must ask ourselves: IS THIS WHAT OUR FUTURE GENERATION is all about - MONEY AND MORE PERSONAL BENEFITS?
think about it. are u happier now or before. i can unabashfully say: my kampong days were the happiest moments in my life but it's such a pity the present generation has lost this experience - they shall never ve the chance experience that heart-warming kampong spirirt.

more funny pictures

most of the pictures are suspected to come from him - the master shapeshifter in forums


the "marriage" of the evil twins look alikes. hahaha!!


sharing vows? LOL!!


saikongseng - the evil twin of LEETAHSAR in action :)


another poor guy who's constantly stalked in forum ....just like poor o' me.

love it or hate it - IT'S DAMN FUNNY TO ME!!

being accused as "snake", dog, pig...etc LOL!


their hatred even want u dead. wow!!


hahaha, now did they know i can sing? :)


oh! the spitting anaconda!!


anyone who criticises SDP is rated as a "paps dog". what a joke for free speeches!!


...as monk wannabe


...this doctored pic appears after my crazy stories about the CURSE OF THE RED UNDIES


unexplained resentment and "compliment" from petty readers.


the original innocent pic posted in my msnblog by a good pal


again, another unresolved and unexplained anger.

how hypocrite can one be?

"have u eaten?" "jiak pa beh?"

why people would like to ask this way? if u haven't eaten, does it mean the questioner would give u a treat?

no, right? then why ask?

just like going to the church. people would ask, "how are you?" well, if i m not fine and in dire need of money, would u help me?

again, no right? then why ask??

if there is no desire to help, usually i do not even ask HOW ARE YOU? if u ask, then shirk youself the commitment to help, then we are just being HYPOCRITES.



jesus would say: "feed a hungry man instead of asking whether he is hungry.".....well, i think He said that if i m not wrong.

stalker ALERT - perverted gay pinoy from palawan bitch!!

this babaero11 who i regretably met up with in mei ling hawker centre proved to be a pyscho wacko! a sexual pervert who stalked and flamed even though i m no long posting in those warped forums where he's stalking in.

just look at his latest posts about me. what a loser mental nutzcase!!


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I M HALF A CENTURY OLD TODAY!!

as from today, i would be half a century old!! wow!! i ve already made it to the half mark.

my loving sisters are treating me to a LOBSTER dinner at sushi teh. there are so many bookings for me. i think i would have to substitute the lobster cos of an incidence a few days back.

my sweet gang of laukuaybus aunties had treated me to the usual dimsum at AH YAT'S, turf city. next table to us was a group of 4 old men who looked like well-off businessmen. they ordered a humongous monster lobster.

all the lkb's eyes and mine were fixed on that lobster. one lkb nudged me to check with the friendly captain who was a hkie named VINCENT about the price of that lobster. well, it was like $400+!! my god!! i felt quite sad - for the lobster that is. for that size, it should be at least 15 yrs old. and to live such an age just to end up as someone's meal was really pitiful.

a compassion of awe and sorrow overcame me. i think i better tell the sisters to skip the lobster......now that i don't like it, at 50 yrs old now i must practise to be more compassionate and mindful.

my wish now is to be able to robe up as a monk wannabe. however, this fleeting desire seems to be drifting further from me. the affinity seems to be quite delusive now......;9(

my dear hk pal and family

jennifer, tam, andrea, bonnie and the motherly sgt. mei jie


it's been about 25 yrs already...and now tam's daughter andrea has graduated :)

am i famously notorious or what?!

it's been quite awhile since last blogged.

the old sammyboy kopitiam had abruptly came to halt. it suffered a sudden untimely death. after acquainting with the dreaded F4, ngejay, jaslyn go, chia ti lik and kelvin thum, it was only whimssical resentment that gradually built up. the cause: unknown. like i said - whimssical resentment - unresolved, unexplained....UNKNOWN ;9)

as leetahsar posting all sorts of nonsense in that uncanny sbf site was both blessing, curse and heck! lots of fun....until curiousity kills the cat. i met many forummers who PM or personal message me to "meet up". my curiousity was to meet to see who was behind that nic. some were very interesting persona. some were like super glue who kept hounding you.

among one who claimed to be a peter ng or babaero11 from the sandy bitch(beach) of PALAWAN. yep! a chinese filipino. the worst nightmare for anyone to have met him. but hey! this is leetahsar, the blurking goon who is as usual oblivious to the craftiness and evil-intention of strangers.

after the fall out with F4, i continued to post in other nics. leetahsar moniker was banned from that zany sbf. he was in a way "murdered". (they ganged up, schemed and in the end resulted in my ban). it began with the destruction of myforum: UPHEAVAL OF LEETAHSAR where crazy topics were posted and discussed. it was meant to be light-hearted but after the relationship sour with F4, it was marked to be obeleted.

friends turning into foes...it wasn't really my anticipation. it resulted because of discord sowing from lamei who incidentally is still sowing ;9( a troll who's already a mum of 2 is always 24/7 in the internet. never offend a woman especially a super petty, resentful and vengeful one.

she had linked up with a number of those whom i acquainted from forums and even personal pals. what she did behind the scene was simply atrocious - sowing of discord....trying to turn pals into foes. a few was successfully manipulated and instigated and were using all kinds of funny nics to flame any posters whom they suspected was leetahsar.

it's really ludicrous especially such flamming topics appear in "pirated" sbf forum sites.

am i that notoriously famous or famously notorious that even in my absence, there are many clowns who would still disguise their monikers as LEETAHSAR or the likes. LOL! am i suppose to be flattered?

well, yes and no. yes cos' it means that my postings have made an impact or impression. no cos' it shows that those clowns are seriously mentally warped to harbour such kind of unexplainable resentment by just reading my bo liao postings.

about 3 years have passed....and sadly the petty resentment continues. strange and childish, isn't it? hahahaha...

babaero11, the real pinoy pervert is still restlessly flaming LEETAHSAR - still very resentful and vulgar with his distorted perversion of buttholes and genitalia. my god!! he's an old man. (i m older than he. but again, if he wasn't lying about his age, he looks much haggardly older).

i sensed that maybe through msn, he must have linked up with the troll lamei cos the flamming on LEETAHSAR who was already not posting in those childish narrow sbf pirated sites was sprouting up non stop. whenever there was a thread on me, it would run into a long winded soap opera. damn funny!! LOL!

it was also a blessing to have known chiatilik and his F4 gang. if i hadn't met them, i would still be deluding myself about what politics was all about. meeting them had made me more appreciative about our gov....about the goodness they have done for our country. (before that i was just like them - very prejudiced against our gov.) there were some bad policies that to us humble peasants seem ridiculously fake. like increase GST to help the needies and the poor.....this appears preposterous!! everything becomes more expensive. how and where's the HELP? but overall, our gov does well for singapore. just look at malaysia, thailand, indonesia and other places such as taiwan or philippines etc. singaporeans should count their blessings how lucky we are.

it also opens my deeper thoughts about the silly antics of SDP now being infiltrated with F4. ejay the nerd is now their star blogger who keeps admiring the faked up goodie-goodie of sdp. he got himself into trouble witht he law through his brainless involvement with sdp. many who involved themselves with sdp also ended up "in the longkangs". it seems that he has never learnt his lesson. he refuses to learn. how could he wake up with so much flirt and destroy and all the hypocritical encouraging praises and attention he's receiving. he worries one much. a brilliant scholar whose talent maybe destined to be wasted ;9(.

my blurness about things around me....about the wickedness and scheming human nature...about truth, hypocrisy, fakeries and many of the human flaws are slowly being clarified. it's like being able to perceive mindfully and clearly through the fogginess. pieces by pieces, it's like solving a complicated jigsaw puzzle - a very big piece of puzzle.

only in simplicity, that i was made to see complexities, prejudices and reality. i guess that was the biggest enlightment i got by crazily gotten myself mixed up with total strangers from the internet. some who were enemies became pals...and from pals reverted back to enemies.

actually what's pal and what's enemy?

they are the same. yep! the same person only with complimented opinions or clashing ideals. the real enemy is actually our ownself. if one is sincere, honest and simple, then there is no enemy. that enemy is the devil in the other person's self....a delusion of his own evil thoughts or a victim of malicious exploit or discord being sown.

like my simple quote: EMPTINESS IS FORM.....FORM IS EMPTINESS. your greatest enemy could be your best friend. think about it.....;9)

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the sins of the father falls on the child ...

living with parents who are no longer treating each other with love and respect is indeed suffering. however, sometime the suffering is transferred to the most innocent victim. this is really very sad....

yesterday, my little nephew was here as usual every weekend. although he was about 6 years old, he got a very fiery and stubborn temper.

was watching the tv and suddenly he was hungry. he wanted biscuits. mamalee, the doting grandma, opened a box which she just bought. but the little brat refused. it wasn't his 'kind of brand'. gosh!! how choosy could he get!??

there sitting on the table was a plastic container of cookies. but these weren't fresh. they were left there by the bloody lauhanku, or the very selfish grandpa. u see, our hopeless grandpa had this tendency to store away nice fresh foodstuffs for his own consumption. when those were past the expiry dates, he would bring it out and leave it openly to let others to eat it unwary.

mamalee knew it. i didn't fancy cookies. so there we had this screaming tantrums throwing little brat. he reached for that expired cookies in the plastic container. he ate it. 2 pieces some more.

i asked mamalee, "aren't those the expired cookies the bloody lauhanku brought over from the other unit of the flat?" she answered yes. i was furious and asked her why didn't she discard it? she kept quiet....then she explained lamely: "if i were to throw away food, next life i won't have enough to eat." FAINT!! i was so angry. i took the container and threw it into the dustbin!

actually, i could read her mind. she was hoping that the weird IT FT tenant would eat it instead. whether he ate or not, i wouldn't know cos weird tenant was only active when i off all the lights and go to sleep.

lauhanku didn't want the cookies. neither did i not mamalee want to eat. yet mamalee did nothing even though she knew the biscuits weren't consumable. in the end, the innocent nephew-cum-grandson ended up being the unwitting consummer and victim of the expired biscuits.

sad isn't it?

in this family, the father (the bloody lauhanku) intended harm to the family, namely me and mamalee, never for one day he gave us any peace. in turn, mamalee intended and transferred the harm hopefully to the tenant who again was another 'innocent victim'.

but in the end, along came a more innocent victim - the grandson/nephew got hit. well, it was a tummy ache that followed and off to see a doctor which costed about $50...and all thanks to those wild expired biscuits left intentionally by the bloody lauhanku.

lauhanku sowed the sins. mamalee nurtured it. finally a totally innocent child harvested all the sufferings.

chui guo...chui guo...ornitoufo .....;9(

12 -15 JUNE, CHURCH CAMP

i joined a church camp from 12 - 15 june. i joined because it was complimentary. it's been quite a while since i could not afford any holidays now like last time i used to indulge.

it was a short trip to kuala lumpur, THE PALACE OF THE GOLDEN HORSE resot.

cousin peter would be bunking with me. his family was taking another adjoining room. in the end, i had the whole room to myself. peter bunked with his wife and 2 kids. the european cup was on. maybe he didn't wanna intrude my sleep. he rather intruded his family's instead. what a guy!

peter and i grew up from the same kampong. went to the same primary school in the same school bus. when we were resettled into hdb we remained as neighbours in opposite blocks. however, we were quite drifted apart unlike the kampong era until now - thanks to his church. after he married and shifted out, we even hardly communicated until now.

there wasn't much to write about the camp actually. it was rather boring. all the while was spent inside this sterile resort that has nothing much to offer. eat, listen to preaching and then sleep. that's what mainly the activities were all about.

it was only on a saturday afternoon, that we were brought either to SUNWAY LAGOON, MINES SHOPPING or KLCC where we could shop or eat for a couple of hours before it was back to more churchy matters.

6.15am i gotta be up cos. breakfast was 7.30pm. thanks to the hotel room's powerful desk alarm, i never failed to awake. i needed at least half an hour to poo. pai seh.....i also need to read the news, take my diabetic medication and morning tea. it's my morning routine.

at the camp, it was buffet breakfast. yep! in fact all meals were BUFFET! to think it took my the last 3 mths to lose about 3 kg, it was all coming back with vengeance!

the ambience there was friendly and congenial. i sat around with other participants who i barely knew. some of them knew me cos they were in either one of the church field trips which i undertook or from the gardening class. so yes, i acquainted with many but i think it would be quite embarrassing again when we meet cos i might not be able to recall their names. (in fact, i ve forgotten many names already ....;9(

unknown to me, i was very fortunate during one of the meals to sit next to PASTOR BENNY HO. i even joked with him and revealed that i was "much older than he" until the other diners at the table told me he was the preacher for the camp.

at the same table, was this lady, i think she was FLORENCE who introduced herself as a missionary worker in chiangmai. i felt she was a remarkable grandma still passionate in christian work to a foreign ulu place in mountainous chiangmai. she told me she needed expertise in gardening and hoped i could visit there. i was told there the church would be organising a trip there this DEC. well, like they say....i would await the 'will of God to lead me'.

the best happening during this church camp would be the ingenuinity of the organisers to arrange for a pickup load of durians driven up to this resort. everyone was thrilled and feasted on the very solid oomph! durians. it was a durians buffet!

one of the best thing, i learned from this camp was the atmosphere of love, care, concern, patience and friendliness of everyone displayed to each other. many had been touched by the HOLY SPIRIT and rightfully this retreat was named GE08 or God Encounter '08.

as for me, well, i was touched by one of the song AMAZING GRACE in an added version with a chorus that goes something like this:

my chain is loose...
i was set free..
the love of god
has come to me
the flood of fire....
has set me free
the love of god,
amazing grace...

(hope i got all the lyrics right)

the church would be fully upgraded in 2008. i hope my affinity with it would continue. it's my journey of spiritual discovery. i was a on/off church goer. i can't called myself a christian. now i m more into buddhism as it has enlightened and brightened up my life with more 'absolute' happiness. i m poor now and yet there is certain intrinsic joy in me which i didn't experience last time when i was many times richer running my garden business.

EMPTINESS IS FORM....FORM IS EMPTINESS...

this phrase is simple and yet complex. it contradicts itself yet if u think deeper, it seems to make alot of sense.

when i was rich, i tot i got happiness. but did it?
now that i was poor, i tot i would be sad. but am i?

when i was rich, i indulged. in the end i was blessed with diabetes.
now that i m poor, i realise the value of money. but strangely, i have never felt lighter in all my life with lesser attachments. when one feels light, he should be feeling a tinge of happiness.....;9)

a quote from the rinpoche in a buddhist seminar before i attended this church camp:

if you are a buddhist, u can still believe in other religion such as christianity, islam and etc....but once u become a christian or muslim, you shall not be allowed to indulge in buddhism.

what does that mean?

i think buddhism is accepting the nature of things as it is while many other religions fail to do that. maybe buddhism isn't a religion after all. it's a living philosophy to help us live harmoniously and happily with others. ornitoufo....;9)

wowsay!! did i write all those postings??

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/discuss-singapore/msearch?query=leetahsar&pos=10&cnt=10
someone actually collects my more interesting and controversial postings. when i went over it, i was quite pleasantly surprised and questioned myself:

DID I REALLY WRITE ALL THOSE?....;9)

jason is now a singapore PR

quite sometime that i updated my weird FT IT tenant who has been staying with me for almost 5 years.....

it was saturday. as usual, checked the letterboxes for my 2 units pigeonhole flats. as usual, bills abundant and another letter for jason, my tenant who should be 26 by now.

i stuck his mail onto his door held by the door knob. he was still asleep. he should be after frequent late TGIF (thank god it's friday) nights. click! the door opened. the letter landed on his feet which he sheepishly picked it up, tore it open and read the content.

"yeh...yeh...yahoo!!!..." jason suddenly went berserk and delirious. he was yelling and jumping up and down. my goodness! it was the first that i witnessed the missing child-liked in him. he was always brooding and acting cool beyond the maturity of his age.

"What's wrong?" i asked.

he was smiling and still jumping up and down with glee. "I got singapore PR!...i got singapore pr!!" he yelped

so?....what's so great about getting singapore PR?? many are leaving and giving up their singapore citizenship. strange!

well, i didn't say that to him but i was happy for him too seeing him glowing with so much delights. he had been very depressed the past few weeks and was really stressed by his works and personal matters.

a silver lining of the cloud, maybe.

i could tease him a little. "wow! so happy!" i exclaimed. "ya!! i can buy hdb flats now....really fantastic!!" he cheerfully replied.

ya right! hdb pigeonhole...u gotta be kidding!! yep! he's really oblivious that i didn't raise his rental after 5 yrs when the hdb room rates are now escalating like nobody's business. his room could easily fetch at least $500. but he is still having it at $300 per month. he should be happier having a landlord like me instead so free 3-in-1 coffee, instant noodles, fruits, milk, sugar-free fruit juices and etc..and yes all on the house....and lots of TLC, tender loving care...hahaha...;9)

PART 2

I told my pal not to feel so dejected. i got a plan to help him get a new phone FREE OF CHARGE.

i told him since this expensive phone he got was less than a month, it must be still under warranty. everything would be simple then. first of all, he got to open up the handphone casing and dry it with a hair dryer ...and yes - made sure that there wasn't any remnant poo in it. yucks! he should leave the handphone open so that any moisture would have evaporated.

a few days later, we met to go to singtel shop and banged table complaining that the phone was faulty. of course, singtel would oblige him with a free replacement. he was subscribed to quite an expensive telco plan.

true enough, singtel staff was very pleasant and obliging. my pal got a free replacement and the smile on his face was priceless!!.....and yes, i got a free humble treat from him - WEE NAM KEE CHICKEN RICE at balestier road.

later, i brought him to pray at NOVENA CHURCH which was opposite the chicken rice shop. he wasn't really in good luck recently and was brooding most of the time.

he was back briefly to attend his father-in-law's sudden demise wake and had to return to suzhou where he was permanently stationed. poor guy just got some cold and sarcastic remarks from his boss cos business wasn't really good.

just hope the praying would bring some spiritual consolation to him...and peace be with him. ornitofou!

handphone, poo and hahaha....

it was really a hilarious incident. i just couldn't imagine how it could have happened but it happened!

after a hearty makan, my pal was rumbling in the tummy. we headed for the gents and he entered a cubicle to settle his business.

such a busy fella. pooing and still so busy answering calls. i waited for him at the the lounge of the restaurant.

later when he came out, he looked kinda of sheepish. when asked why he took so long, he shyly revealed that he dropped his handphone into his poo.

hahahaha! i burst out laughing uncontrollably. how did it happen?

he said he had just finished a call and slipped his hp into his pocket. he was almost done and when he stood up to zip up, his handphone fell out...right into his shit!!

what next? well, he flushed and retrieved his hp and washed it thoroughly. but his newly bought handphone of few days old was as good as stinky dead!

wonder any of u got this kind of comical experience?

should i kill the ants?

2 days later, don and andrew invited me to another buddhist seminar. it was a sunday. don drove me in his new honda JAZZ with andrew inside.

this was another interesting seminar.

it began with offering to the statue of a seated MAITREYA BUDDHA. first it was a lighted lotus candle, then a plate of sweetly scented michelia/jasmine, then a vase of chyrsanthemums,another nice floral arrangement followed....then a bowl of fruits and finally a tray of 2 cups water with another cup of fruit juice in between.

it was followed by some thanksgiving verbal acknowledgement. then all seated and 'puja' chanting began in pali which i was totally blank and blur!

after that, a sri lankan professor who was well-versed in buddhism preached. finally question time. again, i was sitting right infront - face to face with the professor. he prompted me to ask the first question. oh well, here i went:

as buddhist practitioner, if there are ants in my house , can i kill them?

hahaha...that was the only question i recalled from the last seminar just 2 days ago.

this professor answered it very wisely:

it's not whether we should be killing the ants or not. we should ask ourselves why the ants happened to be there proliferating in the first place. they are like the karma to the action we did.

you see, if we keep our place clean....no food scraps lying everywhere, where would the ants come from? they won't come if there isn't anything like food to attract them, right? and if we have kept the place spick and spank, then we would definitely not getting the ants.

hmmm....make sense isn't it? i thought if he was stumped by it, i would just gave him the MONK AND NUN ANTS by the tibetan rinpoche....hahahaha! it's not about killing of the ants, more importantly it should be the CONTROLLING of our actions. hence if we are mindful of our action, then bad karmic effect like the appearance of the ants wouldn't have appeared and we as buddhist practitioners won't be in a dilemma of whether to kill the ants or not.

anyway, my answer was even simpler and straightforward. if it harms us and causes unhappiness to us, for heaven's sake just spray the ants with baygon. PROBLEM SOLVED! hahahaha.....;9)

am i enlightened or am i not?