sibeikang and teetujia are JUST friend. u believe?.....

yesterday, sibeikang called me up. it was such a boring dull day so i decided to go with him to makan angin (eat wind) and accompany him in his mattresses delivery works.

we went to jurong. from there proceeded to elias road at pasir ris...one end of sinkieland to the other. such a long long trip.

in his lorry, we chatted. "u know tahsar, u saw teetujia right...damn chionh(sexy) hor?" sibeikang suddenly blurted. "a few nights ago, we went to JB for makan...."

"huh? u backside itchy is it?" i interrupted. "chinjiagong just made up with u and returned home and now u up to ur hanky panky again..."

"no lah, tahsar....wait let me finish my story...." sibeikang was quite offended. "i dunno why everyone also thinks like that....."

"oh course what! what else u think is in everyone's mind...u and teetujia went JB to eat a few sticks of satays and then go home...?" i said sarcastically..."wait till ur wifey learns about it from some of ur doublecrossing friends, then u know what's going to happen hor.....another lobster meal for me to counsel both she and u..." i gave him a wicked devious smirk.

sibeikang appeared to be pissed off...."Ok, ok...sorry...i dun care what fishy fishy thing happened...i trust u...i think u ve learnt ur lesson. so what were u 2 jokers doing in JB?" i asked.

"ate satays lor...what else...damn shiok, good and damn cheap!" sibeikang enlightened up with an innocent smile.

"what about ur wifey? how cum din go with u...she's like ur superglue...everywhere u go, sure to see her along..."

"that's why lor, tahsar, she was working overtime...and i damn damn bored man," sibeikang explained, "and it so happen teetujia called me whether want to go JB. she also damn bored leh...so we went lor...."

....now i let u continue with the event that follows. below are some guided outline. of course, u could add urs fantastic added ingredients to this story...would it be a XXX kind of happening that follows or just plain eat satay and then home sweet home.......ur say now. i wanna to know what's going in an average person's mind for this kind of affair. and i told sibeikang to keep an eye on what's on most people's minds...so shall we start?.......

GUIDED OUTLINES:

1. eat satays and then go home...

2. eat oysters, get horny and then go to some cheap motel

3. eat satays and then proceed to eat each others alive

4. eat satays that's all...dun be obscene leh.

5. eat satays not enough, ended up teetujia ate part of sibeikang....

6.....why everyone just cannot accept (1) eat satays, then went back...sleep?...end of story.....:(

sibeikang, u better standby for all the corny ideas the jokers here can creatively and XXXly come up....bless u man...bless u!